Joke Of The Day: Three bulls overheard the Rancher was getting another bull to service their cows
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Three bulls heard via the grapevine that the rancher was going to bring another bull onto the ranch, and the prospect raised a discussion among them.
The first bull says, "Boys, we all know I've been here 5 years. Once we settled our differences, we agreed on which 100 of the cows would be mine."
"Now, I don't know where this newcomer is going to get his cows, but I ain't givin' him any of mine."
The second bull says, "That pretty much says it for me, too. I've been here 3 years and have earned my right to the 50 cows we've agreed are mine."
"I'll fight him 'til I run him off or kill him, but I'm keeping all my cows."
The third bull says, "I've only been here a year, and so far you guys have only let me have 10 cows to take care of."
"I may not be as big as you fellows yet, but I am young and virile, so I simply must keep all my cows."
They had just finished their big talk when an eighteen-wheeler pulls up in the middle of the pasture with only ONE ANIMAL IN IT:
The biggest son-of-another-bull these guys had ever seen! At 4700 pounds, each step he took toward the ground strained the steel ramp to the breaking point.
The first bull says, "Ahh... You know, it's actually been some time since I really felt I was doing all my cows justice, anyway."
"I think I can spare a few for our new friend."
The second bull says, "I'll have plenty of cows to take care of if I just stay on the opposite end of the pasture from him."
"I'm certainly not looking for an argument."
They look over at their young friend, the third bull, and find him pawing the dirt, shaking his horns, and snorting up a storm.
The first bull says, "Son, let me give you some advice real quick. Let him have some of your cows and live to tell about it."
The third bull says,
"Heck, he can have all my cows."
"I'm just making sure he knows I'm a bull!"
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Standing your ground at first can be a good thing.
Never heard this one before. Excellent!
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It’s always good to set the record straight from the beginning.
Must agree with you Mr Watkins.
This is an old Clower joke, No one told it better!
According to the senior bulls even that may go against him...
Hilarious! 😂😂
Jerry Clower told that story about 40 or 50 years ago with great sound effects.
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LOL. good one:). Thank you for the laugh:).
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3 bulls from a neighboring ranch had gotten thru a poor fence and were checking out the lay of the land. Stopped at the edge of brushy hill and observed the rancher releasing a herd of heifers into the pasture they were in. 1 bull exclaimed "This gonna be cool guys! Wait til he goes back to the barn. I'm gonna run down and breed me a couple of them young heifers!!" 2nd bull throws his head "I'm with ya bro!" 3rd bull? "Nah. Just be patient fellers. Let's keep checking this place out for a bit. Be dark in bout 3 hrs. Then we can take our time and enjoy breeding them all. Then be back at the feedbunk at home right at daybreak."
Jerry Clower used to tell this joke years ago. BB
Now this is an old joke
Yes clower was was good at telling stories
Jerry clower told this one ,his was a lot more colorful but the same joke
the new bull says i'm taking them all
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I had a hunch right from the start that there might be a gay bull involved, but I admit I did not expect this punchline!
Your jokes put a smile on my face and everyone needs to smile during this non-ending China virus. When evil comes there is always a light provided by God almighty.
Laughter is good medicine! 👍
What's God.
Or do mean Dog???.