Funny Joke: He was a perfect man. He never made mistakes. No one could ever measure up to Dave Smith
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A man walks out to the street and catches a taxi just going by.
He gets into the taxi, and the cabbie says, "Wow, perfect timing. You’re just like Dave."
The passenger asks, "Huh, who?"
The cabbie explains, "Dave Smith. He’s a guy who did everything right all the time."
"Like when I came along just when you needed a cab, things happened like that to Dave Smith every single time."
The passenger remarked, "There are always a few dark clouds over everybody."
"Not Dave Smith," the cabbie replied. "He was a terrific athlete. He could have won the Grand Slam at tennis."
"He could golf with the pros. He sang like an opera baritone and danced like a Broadway star... and you should have heard him play the piano."
"He was an amazing guy.”
The passenger said, "Sounds like he was really something special."
The cabbie replied, "There’s more. He had a memory like a computer. He remembered everybody’s birthday."
"He knew all about wine, which foods to order and which fork to eat them with."
"He could fix anything. Not like me. I change a fuse, and the whole street blacks out."
"But Dave Smith could do everything right."
The passenger was amazed, "Wow, what a guy!"
The cabbie continued, "He always knew the quickest way to go in traffic and avoid traffic jams. Not like me, I always seem to get stuck in them."
"But Dave, he never made a mistake, and he really knew how to treat a woman and make her feel good."
"He would never answer her back even if she was in the wrong; and his clothing was always immaculate, shoes highly polished too."
"He was the perfect man! He never made a mistake. No one could ever measure up to Dave Smith."
The passenger asked, "So, how did you meet him?"
To which the cabbie answered,
"Oh, I never actually met Dave,"...
"He died and I married his wife."
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Hindsight is always 20-20, they say. Especially if it's a widow.
Lol. Good one. I didnt see that coming
Man does that ring home!! Sound like the life I led for 42 years, but no more.❤️
I think I have heard this before, but forgot the punchline. Great joke!
I've never been wrong.
Oops. I tell a lie.
There was one time I thought I was wrong - but as it turned out, I was mistaken
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Good morning to all from SE. Louisiana 31 Aug 22.
Good one:).
My father in law always used to say that the perfect man would be a prefect bloody nuisance. But I dont think I have ever been a nuisance at all.
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Too funny. 👍👍
, xc
I've been wrong since 1966 when I meet my 1st. wife, and last wife! She's been my since 1988! Bless her heart!
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So wait, you met a woman in 1966 and married her in 1988 and you're still together, OR you married your first wife in 1966 and then something happened and _then_ you married your second wife in 1988 and are still together?
Did your first wife complain about how you wrote letters and notes?
Widow, not wife...
That's correct !
Widow, not wife ... !
Well, you like accuracy, don't ya ?
Hey ... ...
YOU'RE JUST LIKE DAVE SMITH !
@@jeanvanlaere2151 Well, the name 'Kumar' in India is something like the name 'Smith' in the English speaking world.
But, nah, I ain't nothin' like Dave Smith. My ex-wife told me quite often that I resembled Mr. Fawlty (from the sitcom 'Fawlty Towers'). Except, she'd hasten to add, John Cleese (who played Mr. Fawlty) was tall -- and you aren't.
So, Mr. Short Fawlty is who I'm like, not good old Dave!
Lol!
Too long..........................before the punch line.