Funny Joke: A billionaire bought an elephant, the best pet he ever had... until this happened
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Two billionaire friends meet up for a long overdue lunch.
After a casual conversation, one of them finally asks, “So, how’s your home life?”
"Couldn’t be better! I bought an elephant!" the other says.
The other guy looks at him astonished.
"An elephant? Have you gone mad?"
The guy replies, smiling, “Oh man, let me tell you, it’s the best purchase in my life! He grazes on the lawn, making it nice and even."
"The kids love him! Always riding his back and sliding down his trunk, keeps them outside instead of in front of the screen all day."
"My wife loves him too! He’s super strong, helps her with moving things around when I’m not home."
"And let me tell you, the best thing is: it’s kind and smart - the best pet I’ve ever had!"
The other billionaire scratches his chin.
"Yeah, that sounds... kind of amazing actually! How much did you pay for him?"
"A million bucks! Worth every penny, he was a steal at that price."
"Sell him to me for two million?" the other billionaire says.
"No! What are you saying? Sell him? His like family!"
"Three million!"
"I don’t know... You really can’t put a price on this kind of friendship and usefulness!"
"All right, five million!"
"Five million? Well, okay, I’ll sell him to you, but only because we’re friends."
In a few weeks the two billionaires meet up again.
The guy who bought the elephant is angry. As soon as he sees the other guy, he starts yelling:
"What the heck did you sell to me? Not only does he not graze the lawn, he completely destroyed all my greenery and trees!"
"There’s elephant dung everywhere, it smells even inside the house!"
"And what was that about kids? They are terrified of the thing; it’s aggressive, massive and scary!"
"I cannot sleep because he trumpets all the time."
"My wife has been having nightmares, and now I won’t hear the end of her bickering until I die!"
"It’s awful! The worst purchase in my life!”
The other billionaire looks at him and says,
"Well, I don’t know what to say,"...
"But with that attitude, you’ll never be able to sell him!"
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I think what the first guy said was called The Buildup in the salesman business. 😂😂😂😂
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Brevity is the soul of wit! You managed to squeeze a 20 second joke into 2 minutes 42 seconds!
Liking this one
LOL
Benny was a young man in a land far away. One day, his fairy godmother appeared to him. She said “Benny, I am gifting you with great abilities, but you must never shave or cut your hair, or you will become a water jug.”. Then she disappeared.
Years passed, and Benny became a great leader and savior of his people. His wisdom was legendary, and his logic was flawless.
Then he met the woman. She was beautiful, witty, and seductive. She said “Benny, I love you, but the whiskers have to go.”.
Benny resisted as long as he could, but the allure was too great…finally, he took the razor and shaved his beard.
**POOF** Benny was changed into a water jug.
The moral is “A Benny shaved is a Benny urned”.
A taxi was speeding down the road. In the backside was a woman about to be in labor who was screaming at the poor driver to hurry up and get her to the hospital as quickly as he could.
Suddenly the taxi screeched to a halt.
"What's happened, are we at the hospital yet?' Demanded the woman.
The driver turned and responded uneasily.
"No ma'am, we a just a few feet from the hospital, but there is a huge long traffic jam just in front of us!"
"WHAT?!!!" Yelled the woman, red in the face and swinging her fists at the driver's head. "I AM ABOUT TO HAVE A BABY AND THERE IS A TRAFFIC JAM, YOU BETTER DO SOMETHING RIGHT NOW!"
The driver didn't answer at first, instead he took out his phone and began to dial.
"WHO IN THE HELL ARE YOU CALLING!!" Screamed the woman.
"My wife," the driver responded calmly. "To ask her to bring some hot water because if this traffic continues we may have to deliver your baby here and if you keep yelling at me madam I may just use the water to drown you!"
THAT was the punchline??
True story. Exactly how Bloomberg ended up with Trump's elephant.