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Shut up don't make jokes about god

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Well at least the guy wasn’t the kind of guy to think he knew everything and decided to trust his predecessor instead of destroying something harmless that had already been established. Makes me wish the people who tore down ecosystems had the same mindset

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Yeah god helps those who help themselves

A brunette woman was walking along a set of railroad tracks, repeating to herself, "42, 42, 42. 42, 42, 42." A blonde woman saw the brunette and asked, "What are you doing?" "I'm just walking along a railroad track and saying 42, 42, 42," replied the brunette. "Can I join you?" "Sure." So the two women walked along the track repeating, "42, 42, 42. 42, 42, 42." Another blonde saw them and asked, "What are you doing?" "We're just walking along a railroad track and saying 42, 42, 42," replied the brunette. "Can I join you?" "Sure." Now there were three women walking along the track repeating, "42, 42, 42. 42, 42, 42." A third blonde saw them and asked, "What are you doing?" "We're just walking along a railroad track and saying 42, 42, 42," replied the brunette. "Can I join you?" "Sure." Now there were four women walking along the track repeating, "42, 42, 42. 42, 42, 42." Just then, the brunette heard a rumbling sound. She looked behind her and saw a train. She jumped off the track to save herself, but the blondes weren't so lucky. They were struck by the train and killed instantly. As soon as the train had gone, the brunette got back on the track and said, "45, 45, 45..."

Honestly after hearing how someone eats it to help the food go “past the lungs.” I am not fazed

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I wouldn’t have noticed and said something looks different about you

At least he knows when to ask for help

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That's pretty funny

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game canceled.

I would’ve guessed something like uh oh

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HAAA HAAA HAAA!!!!!! He better win the toss if it goes to overtime. 😉

Sucked 'em all dry ; LOL

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I feel like he could’ve just asked instead of feeling so guilty

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I hear sometimes the WiFi is more reliable and dependable. 😉

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Must be friends with "George of the Jungle" 😅

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By the way it's not a joke but the real meaning of life 😇

So So good. See, there is hope yet. 😉

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Not funny at all

The numbers don't lie!

This was a great day on YT. Gotta love the jokes.

Is this hell?

2 blondes fell into a manhole, the first blonde says its really dark in her, isnt it? The second blonde says Idk I can't see. 😂

Can someone please explain? I don’t get it. Is it supposed to be a joke on eating ribs?

I heard this joke first delivered back in the 70s by Orson Bean, the great comedic storyteller, on a talk show and it quickly became my favorite joke ever! Decades later, my favorite storytelling comic, Norm MacDonald delivered it on Conan. A classic!

Some people can be very mean. When my grandfather had a stroke my aunt and grandmother would sit there taikng about him. They said things like he's too difficult to take care of, I wish he would just die, or we will have to put him in a home. The poor man had tears rolling down his cheeks. When I, as teen, tried to stop them they would say he doesn't what we are saying. I was with him his last night alive. He told me from his bed that he was going to fool them all, he said I won't be here tomorrow. The next morning he was dead.

It actually DECREASES its size a few times when stimulated. The girl was right.

Isn't that how everything is being sold these days

I came up with an alternate version. Annie was a big Justin Bieber fan and therefore not the best pupil in the History of Rock & Roll class. She often fell asleep, and on this one particular day while she was sleeping, the teacher asked her a question. "Who has Eric Clapton been compared to?" Jimmy was sitting next to Annie and decided to poke her with his finger to wake her up. Annie jumped and yelled, "GOD ALMIGHTY!" The teacher congratulated her. A little later, the teacher asked her another question, "Tell me who does Bono think he is?" Jimmy poked Annie again and she yelled out, "JESUS CHRIST!" The teacher congratulated her again. Later on the teacher asked, "What did Yoko Ono say to John Lennon when she was giving birth to Sean Lennon?" This time Jimmy poked her real hard under the ribs. Annie woke and shouted, "If you poke me that hard again, I swear to God I'll rip it off and make you eat it!"

So this is just a joke there's no actual verse in the Bible that says this?

I don’t get it