Funny Joke: A New York Divorce Lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates
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A New York Divorce Lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates.
Saint Peter asks him, "What have you done to merit entrance into Heaven?"
The Lawyer thought a moment, then said, "A week ago, I gave a quarter to a homeless person on the street."
Saint Peter asked Gabriel to check this out in the record, and after a moment, Gabriel affirmed that this was true.
Saint Peter said, "Well, that's fine, but it's not really quite enough to get you into Heaven."
The Lawyer said, "Wait Wait! There's more! Three years ago I also gave a homeless person a quarter."
Saint Peter nodded to Gabriel, who after a moment nodded back, affirming this too had been verified.
Saint Peter then whispered to Gabriel, "Well, what do you suggest we do with this fellow?"
Gabriel gave the Lawyer a sidelong glance, then said to Saint Peter,
"Let's give him back his 50 cents and tell him to go to Hell."
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I realized the joke when the first quarter came up. Still an excellent joke worth watching and liking. Thank you for constantly making my day here. 😉
Gabriel: "But the two homeless person's were the ex-spouse of the lawyer's clients."
I love lawyer jokes!
How do you tell when a lawyer is lying?….. when his lips move.
I used to be homeless I can relate to that joke. Now that I'm no longer homeless I give change and bills to homeless men or women and I see them on the street.
Amen. Hehe
Some things that are 'legal issues' really need a counselling approach. Divorce, Custody, Maintenance, Personal Restriction orders (AVOs, etc) where one or more disinterested people get to the core of the matter and then recommend their advice to a judge. Lawyers operate in the winner takes all environment, a dog eat dog reality - and the second only describes the participants. An unnecessary process when dealing with the sometimes painful mistakes humans make simply because they are human. This joke we can only wish was true. Still bloody funny.
There is only 1 good lawyer joke.......the rest are true:)
Lol
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Many Bengali speakers would have benefited by adding Bengali subtitles, I hope you will think about it! Thanks a lot!
How many languages are there in the world? Do you think there should be subtitles for all of them? If they want to laugh at an English language joke, maybe they could learn English. Or just ignore it