r/Maliciouscompliance USA Sniper VS Vietnam Sniper
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0:00 Intro
0:08 Micromanager
10:18 No more internet
13:38 Flare
14:43 Comments
"Sneaky Snitch" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) License: CC By Attribution 3.0 - Komedie
"Hey, let's stop doing safety checks to increase our profits!"
-The guy who ruins every company
Me: *Fires up voice recorder* Can you repeat that order along with your name and company position?
It can't be a coincidence that every work SNAFU story we hear seems to start with the external hire of a new manager.
Sounds like my old job (former warehouse worker)
@@suitov because it's not
I was expecting there to be some kind of malfunction or disaster as a result and the company going out of business or something. I was surprised that they only lost internet. Safety checks are there for a reason. When you stop doing them it's only a matter of time before disaster strikes because of it.
Its funny when the person responsible for creating a hostile work environment complains about there being a hostile work environment.
I'm honestly surprised that he didn't get reported by one of the other workers when they witnessed him calling a female coworker the b-word.
Narcissism 101. It's not me it's them.
@@asmith8692 They're afraid of him, and he was likely assumed to be under the managements' protection.
Some people just live to make others miserable. Is it so hard to be decent?
@@cecejamesable for people like them? It's impossible.
Housekeepers are the true, unsung heroes of the healthcare system!
As a housekeeper at a hotel I whole Hartley agree
Except for Ricky... He is a troublemaker
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Imagine the workload during the pandemic? Damn
As a housekeeper at a nursing home, I feel the CNAs and RNs are the true heroes, but thats probibally because my area is under a medical staffing crisis
First story cracked me up. Mad props for OP.
Second story is a major HOLY HELL moment. It reminds me of my old job where my managers (before the pandemic) would look more into the employees, showing they cared more about their associates than volume/profit. Then they got replaced with dipshit incompetent managers (during the pandemic) who didn't know what they were doing and people started quitting left and right because the managers worked everyone to death (worse than the usuals) on a non-stop basis and more and more associates were getting hurt on the job due to exhaustion and lack of sleep, and all they (the shitty managers) cared about was the profit. I was one of the ones they "tried" to keep me around because I was "the best" and "hard to replace", then one day they fired me because I made one mistake (I took some snacks and drinks and forgot to pay for them because I was both beyond dead tired and in a hurry to get to my work area). The looks on their faces when I said "okay" in my No-F's-Given tone will forever stay etched into my head for laughs (their looks were basically 😳). I was about to quit my job anyways because they started screwing me over on paychecks, saying "it's only money", as their way of getting back at me for putting them in hot water with the higher ups after they started talking shit about me on the radio during production.
Steve: I'd like to report a hostile work place!
OP: I would also like to report a hostile workplace.
OP and Steve's Supervisor: *Face Desk*
Supervisor: *DOES ANYONE ELSE WANTS TO REPORT A HOSTILE WOKE ENVIRONMENT*
@@AbyssalPrincehostile WOKE environmen 😂
Surprised pekachu face.
Supervisor: They don't pay me enough for this.
The last story as someone who has had training with emergency flares setting off one is nerve wracking enough but seeing one come towards you is even more nerve wracking
please forgive my lack of knowledge. But why would setting an Emergency Flare be nerve wracking?
I could see it if you were in a hostile environment. But just learning how to set one off does not seem like it should evoke such a reaction.
@@wildstorm3486 The heat from the flare everyone was scared they might get burnt.
@@elijah1494 hmm that makes a lot of sense. Thank you.
@@wildstorm3486 No problem.
First story. If every area has different rules then it is up to the supervisor to inform the employee. Just create a "one pager" set of instructions for each area and provide it to the float team or attach it to the schedule.
I really am not too sure if that story is all that true. The supervisor just dismissed the complaint after hearing op’s side? Doesn’t seem likely, especially if it was serious enough to warrant HR being there. And this guy harasses her Every time they work together and she never mentioned it to any supervisor? And no other employee has said anything about him, either things they’ve overheard or been said to themselves? Seems a little fishy
@@DarkLobster69 some workplaces like to pretend nothing is wrong for as long as possible. No official complaints means nothing happened. This is especially true in places with low profit margins and problems recruiting employees. But you do have a point. We never really have a guarantee if these stories are true.
Steve isn't a teacher's pet, he's just Randal the Snitch from the show Recess.
THIS IS SO TRUE LMAOOO
He does sound like a Randal
My train is delayed, but not rSlash. Thanks for your consistency, Dabney, it really helps my mornings!!
No matter how much pain I’m in, at least we can connect over the pain of the world lol love you bro!
I would be tempted to scream to Steve at the top of my lungs "WILL YOU SHUT UP FOR LONGER THAN 5 SECONDS?!!"
Or, a Shrek meme.
"Can you stop calling the supervisor, FOR FIVE MINUTES?!"
@@dracko158 that'll work too!
Or look at him with disgust and shout "No I will NOT have sex with you, and I will NOT keep this quiet any longer! Stop asking!" regardless of what he said.
Allegations of sexual misconduct from a woman always trump anything and everything a man might say in his defense. Especially if the guy is already known to be kind of a douche, you can nail him to the wall for anything.
@@dracko158f*ck' you, I was gonna say that 😂
I would have been more than “tempted”.
Aaaaaand that’s why I don’t work a corporate job anymore.
Vietnam Sniper: **Keeps taking pot shots at the father's men**
OP's father: **With a flare gun** *"Parry this, you filthy casual!"*
Vietnam: 67831
USA: 1
Are we not going to talk about the Canadian troops in Yugoslavia? I mean, that is the most Canadian style of warfare I’ve ever heard of!
@@saphriaofhogwartsSuch a polite way of saying "You're alive because we allow it" lol
US Sniper: hehe let's see how you like a bright red ball of fire in your face
@@Nabs-xd2qr And if we decide to go back for round 2, there's fuck they could do to stop us.
haven’t *seen* an r slash video in like half a year (i listen to the podcasts daily tho) but i rlly need to relax rn and podcasts take more time to release so… thank u rslash for having daily videos no matter when or where!!
Last story, maybe the enemy sniper stopped sniping because he was permanently blinded by the flare.
Or scared sh*tless.
@@alinasanchez278 to the pint he was blinded by the shit
One could only Hope!
But maybe he didn't like the smelly brown stain left in his pants!😂
There were more than one sniper. Thankfully, they all got the message.
@@jhawkins4412 "This guy has the right idea-he wore the brown pants." -Wade "Deadpool" Wilson
For story 1, I would've just fired Steve instead giving him 2 strikes. An employee like him is not worth keeping.
Unfortunately, as they said in the story, since there was only one complaint (albeit a very lengthy and detailed complaint) they didn't have enough against him to fire him without possibly landing themselves in hot water.
Story 1: Steve really be complaining about a hostile work environment. My brother in Christ, you made it hostile.
I’m sitting here now trying to imagine what it would feel like if I was a sniper, I’m heading to my post again and see my picture hanging there.
Yeah, that would scare the hell out of me.
It's like seeing your own name on a grave stone.
The flare story; Sometimes you just need to wage psychological warfare instead
Love hearing narcissists getting put in their place
Before i watch this video.
One of my most prized gifts was when i lived in Vietnam. A young lady had the hots for me. We never dated, but we snuck out to talk a few times (yes, because we were out in public it was just chatting never physical)
Anyway. When i left the country, she gave me a parting gift. It was a bunch of spent shells with an actual bullet punched down the middle all melted together to make a fully functional pen, with her name engraved on it.
She herself was a Vietnamese military sniper. Those were her spent shells from one of the days at training.
Being loved by a viet sniper is one of the coolest feelings ever.
Hook up with them if you aren't married already!
@@justicedreams haha, the reason we were sneaking around was because she was dating the Vietnamese equivalent of a yakuza member and im not intentionally trying to pick a fight or make someone cheat. They broke up, but when i left the country they got back together and got married.
And i got my own situation going on where I live now. However i heard shes wanting to visit and they divorced, so you never know. What I do know is this person is awesome either way.
that is cool. do you still have that pen?
Yes. But its tucked away in my drawer for the time being. Im making plans to go see her maybe this summer.
Regarding the last comment: posting photos of the opposing snipers right there in their nests was a genius move. That's so intimidating.
It's like seeing your own likeness on a grave stone.
what comment?
Comment RSlash read out in the video.
the flare story literally showed, "i know exactly where you are and I don't NEED this flare to see you."
The Gurrilla snipers knew they were messing with the wrong soldier due to that XD
Last Story: Imagine fireworks on the Fourth of July coming right at you... Same thing with a flare. More so, if you're a sniper on a rooftop who's had his location exposed. An enemy has just targeted you with an incendiary explosive. Even if it doesn't hit you directly, it'll still catch everything around you on fire. It doesn't need to be accurate, just explode flames all over you.
Hospital sanitation story: Two of my adult children work at the big local hospital. My son was in EVS (Environmental Services/the janitors) but transferred to a different department while my daughter worked EVS, quit and went back a year later. Her current position in EVS is to clean the OR's and there's a LOT of detail that has to be followed. Like any other place, you've got your jerks and slackers. My daughter went in for her shift one night and was called into the office, saying she hadn't cleaned one of HER OR's the night before. That got cleared up quickly. It was pretty easy to show that the night before was one of her scheduled days off and that she had never clocked in. A short investigation later and it was discovered that one of the lazy jerks had signed HER NAME to the check-off list and never even tried to clean that OR. He was fired. It wasn't his first strike.
Sniper story: There's ALWAYS a work around!
We need more MC, PR and SAK! I haven't heard about Kevin's antics for a long while, how's he doing?
more tree law as well
It’s funny how people like Steve complain of a hostile work environment but they contradict themselves as their the problem.
Fun fact, the canadian military us alot better than the world thinks, in WW2 They were the german's most feared
Everyone underestimates them because of the Canadian stereotypes
@@uniraffesaur we weren't near any of the canadian geese that absorb our anger to pacify us during ww2
@@A-Microwave exactly 😄
First Story: What does Steve even do? This man creates hostile situations, micromanages coworkers, report every small thing, is blatantly homophobic and misogynistic, and in general an awful person. Hearing this, all I heard was Steve being a rat, a kiss ass, and someone who just bark orders
Second Story: U would think the owner would realize the reason for the decline of the company was Bonehead's choices but I’m sure he will realize it when the company goes out of business
Third Story: I mean, they didn’t say OP's dad had to shoot the flare in the air, there was no rule the flare couldn’t be shot at the sniper
Last Story: I cannot believe that a military colonel actually told his troops to just sit there and take the sniper shots…
like…thats crazy to me
so you prefer military people to kill civilians because when invading?
Honestly sounds like a pure bs story. Americans killed civilians by the scores.
The US Sniper went: hehe flare goes brrr
It's mostly because if they shot back and hit a civilian thats a warcrime and you'll face consequences for it, on top of that there were already enough warcrimes going on during Vietnam, plus since they were given the order to not return fire it would also be refusal to follow orders or insubordination, plus the american people already weren't happy with Vietnam so it would only make things worse.
@@Nyghtking I'm not condoning it, but under the circumstances, now you understand why sometimes fragging happened.
OP: “Bad day to be Steve?” 😅
Boss: “Yeah, bad day to be Steve.” 😮💨
I could feel the emotional exhaustion from that alone.
@r_slashget out!
*Story 2:* The second someone like Bonehead tells me to not do something that could actually save the company thousands to millions of dollars, I'd ask him to put it in writing, check with the owner, get his opinion in writing, then tell them the magical words no sane employers want to hear: "I quit, I'll see you at the courthouse trying to defend yourselves against the big dogs above you: the federal government."
Bro story 1 threw me for a loop. I listen while doing other things at work and I thought I zoned out and we switched stories when we went from "i work in a hospital" to "he believes lgbt people are just mentally ill" and "you should be home cooking a meal for your husband". I had to rewind it to make sure. Yea op said this is a friggin operating room person. HOW are people like this still allowed to be employed?? And at a hospital?? Wow just wow
People whose heads are still stuck in the 1950's need to evolve with the times or get committed.
During WWll my Dad was a Forward Observer in the Army. During the night they were to lob Mortar Shells randomly into a village as a nuisance, to keep the enemy hunkered down. But they were forbidden to use any of the Starburst Flares as the civilians would confuse them for chemical weapons being launched in the villages. One night Dad and his fellow soldier wondered what the Starburst Flares would look like if shot into the village. So they launched one, knowing they would catch hell by their command! He said the villagers were racing hysterically about in the village, thinking they were under a chemical attack! Sure enough they were contacted right away by command wanting to ‘now why they had shot flare into the village. They said that due to the fact that they had no lights on illuminating their position, that they mistakenly fired the flare off as it was pitch black at their post. So they ended up getting off the hook, for shooting the flare.
1st story: Ok who wants to bet steve knew someone in upper management
2nd Story: what a Dumb Arse
3rd Story: sniper decided to go ' f it time to give you warning that you won't forget '
If the sniper is wearing night vision goggles the flare will be blinding too with probably retina burns are minimal damage to the eyes permanent blindness at worse.
Thank you for posting everyday I love getting ready while listening
I wake up at 5 am every morning. Each morning rslash posts at 5am so I can start my day off right.
He uploads 9am where I live
Just curious: are you in Europe or Africa?
@@uniraffesaur Alaska
The Vietnam flare story : well no crap they stopped taking pot shots a flare from a flare gun is about 2000 °f it probably melted through that guy like a hot knife through butter
That flare shot honestly reminded me of time spiltters future perfect during the story mode
Reminded me of playing Far Cry ^^
"Oh you wanna hide in the bushes? How about we play "Old Testament"?"
If you look directly at a flare you can give you blinded by it. Also I don't think it would be against the rules to be able to use a sling shot against those gorillas because technically it's not a bullet and they can't say that they were hit by a lethal round.🤫
Gorillas 💀
"Sling" and "non-lethal" are not meant to be in same sentence. I have few slings and I can tell you that a sling is terrifying weapon. And staff sling is something right from nightmares, stone from staff sling sounds like swarm of hornets and has enough power to remove you from your shoes.
@@simonspacek3670 Bros a sling expert
@@simonspacek3670 I mean anything is lethal if you try hard enough
@@lookdo2451 I'm sure I read once somewhere about a guy with a sling taking down someone twice his size...
Flare: You think it's a bad idea to F with the IT guy? You'd have vapor where your head should be before you know a sniper has you in range.
I don't know if it's malicious compliance, as my brother didn't do as he was told, but as I was told "don't ask for help unless you need help"
Kid ran into a sexist teacher that wouldn't let him take cookie classes for being a boy. Instead of going to our parents, my brother borrowed my law book, marked the law about discrimination, read it aloud in class and politely asked the teacher not not break the law. In front of the whole class full of kids with the same problem.
School called my parents, asked why they didn't call and ask for a cooking class for their son.
My parents asked my brother, why he decided to confront the teacher instead of asking for help.
Kid pointed out that you aren't supposed to ask for help unless you need help.
It definetly is
Happy Monday! Hope you all have a good week ahead. ❤
No u
No have a GREAT week, stranger
Same back at you! 😁
8:06 the best line i ever heard.
Steve: "How dare you make a hostile work environment"
Also Steve an hour later: you bitch!!!!
To the "just a flare" comments, we need to consider, what a "flare" is made of to burn that bright! ... usually Magnesium is involved. You do not want to get shot with burning Magnesium. 🔥
I've seen a ribbon of magnesium burning-a bright white flame with the luminosity of a welding arc.
No. I am a combat veteran, and flares look absolutely nothing like a rocket or missle. Rockets and missles don't have anything to make them emit light like a flare and even an obsolete rpg2 rocket is going to be moving 2x the speed of a flare.
During the Vietnam war American soldiers used dogs to sniff out bombs and find snipers. The Vietcong put out bounties on these dogs and their handlers. Snipers would track troops then ambush the dogs at night. One day an American sniper protecting a platoon saw a flash of light and fired in the direction of the flash. His bullet went through the Vietcong sniper's scope unaliving him.
First story - OP, that was AWESOME !!!
I had a coworker leave on their own, (thank God), but they were SO disgusting !!! He wore his pants 10 sizes to big and NO underwear, we unfortunately seen everything that Mother Nature didn’t bless him with.
Did Rslash took notes from Darkfluff to tell the story of the one in the title last? I've been watching Rslash videos daily and this is the change that I've noticed for a bout a week or so.
Good morning thank you for all your hard work this is the best part of my day rslash
There's game called Borderlands 2, and as a side quest, your supposed to set up a shield system for a small oppressed village to protect themselves from a larger corporation that have mortar cannons. It sounds weird, just go with it. The entire time you are out doing things, you are constantly hearing a man named Dave belittle the town's leader, who is a woman, with sexist remarks, telling her that "she would only be needed if the town needed a big sandwich" and that she couldn't even make a shield system because women aren't smart. In the end, we are asked to test the shield system by going over to the large corporation and firing a mortar at the town. And the town's leader just "forgot" to turn the shield on and "accidentally" gave us the wrong coordinates for a mortar shot, directly hitting Dave's home and sends his house tumbling down a cliff. The happiest ending to a quest I have ever done. As the town's leader very nicely put, "Do you want to know what the best thing about Dave is? He's dead."
1 story, oh gosh the cleaning staff, they where always so sweet, my mom is allergic to perfume, that includes the smell on cleaning products, and she often feels really cold and i just couldn't turn the ac off because of, you know higher heat increases reproduction of stuff, they always were so understanding and even gave my mom 2 very fluffy blankets
God the doctors the heavy work people(don't know what its called in english, they helped my mom turn and bath) everyone i am so so grateful, mom has ptsd now and panics in hospitals, but it wasn't humans fault, if anything they helped her staying sane, played music while she was in a coma((she remembers everything and recognized the voice of who sang for her, a true angel)) thank god for medicine
WOOOHOO new story so I can relax at my job
A coworker buddy of mine was in an engineer batallion in 'nam. He drove a bulldozer. "Rules of engagement" said he wasn't allowed to fire unless fired upon first. Yeah, right. If he "saw anybody sneaking around in black pyjamas" he would pull his '45 and send a few rounds in their direction. He constantly got reamed for it, even spent some time in the brig. I think he also got busted one rank, not sure after 30 years. "But you'll notice I'm here to tell the story."
Me with steve:
"Could you not be yourself....FOR 5 MINUTES?!"
13:38
I cast Magic Missile at the darkness!
_[Geeky laughter]_ 🤣
First story: If I was reported for that petty reason, I would look to cause real physical harm. If someone wants me fired I will give a real reason.
That last one was a flex on so many levels.
“I always knew where you were, here’s you in case you thought otherwise.”
Your camo, wack
Your position, wack
Your accuracy, wack
Your buddies defending the are, wack
As a fan of Kitboga too, the name Steve is infamous lol.
If you know, you know
Ah, insomnia. Best thing to be apart of the early upload
Fun fact, I knew some one like Steve (story one) in highschool. Very homophobic, transphobic, and racist. I'm so glad I'll never have to see that person again
First story. Steve is just a coworker he needs to mind his own business. I work in a clinic cleaning and my boss doesn't stand for this. Any issues with other staff you go to her no talking behind backs. This is on the manager for not correcting Steve
One of the stories is weird, like safety checks sound illegal not to do and OP didn't report the company for it. Why? At this point OP feels like an accomplice in their shady actions through his own inaction
Last story: idk can't really find this story satisfying since you know the us was invading a country for economical reasons, so basically the villains ( the us soldiers) won in this story
lets not villanize the troops. villanize the politicians.
@@cludecat7072Villanize those who invaded a country and killed and raped the civilian population.
Story 1: first off i am on OP side here but the way the story is presented is questionable. Let me explain if op was in a meeting with their director and HR manager with the case being dismissed then they immediately open a claim on Steve, Steve would have grounds for a retaliation lawsuit/claim as OP and everyone at the meeting admitted it was Steve who filed the complaint. Second telling Steve and the group of the outcome of the meeting and the resulting strikes on Steve's conduct report. Again this could be used by Steve as a targeted campaign by OP and management for wrongful(we know its not but hey legal system) termination. I'm glad op got a positive outcome but the story is just feels kinda overblown in events.
Not me refreshing my page exactly at 8 till r/slash posts to make sure I am caught up. 😂😂
Same but it's nine for me 😭
@@mentallyiampushingupdaisie8925 oof 🤣👌
I got confused when Rslash said grunt since he usually means something else when he says that
Last story: I was listening in the background and it took a few seconds before I realized it was guerillas and not gorillas. It was planet of the apes for a few seconds there.
For the first story when I learned this was the EVS staff, it all fully made sense. Environmental service is the WORSE section in the hospital to work in.
The last one leaves a few holes. I'm not saying I don't believe it, just that without more details it doesn't make sense. How were they harassing the people? I'm guessing based on the context both of the rest of that story and the one it was in response to that it had to do something with sniping, but then certainly that would qualify as getting shot at which would allow return fire. Like, even if they were intentionally missing, how do you know that? Are the orders "don't shoot back until one of you gets hit?"
And if they weren't harassing them using guns, then how did they know it was the snipers who were doing it, or how did the snipers do it in a way where they thought they were hidden?
I'm so used to hearing rSlash use "grunt" as cover for the c word that I had to stop and think "What rank in the army is a c*nt?" XD
That last story is sus, not saying that a sniper cant do that, but that it was the vietnam war, if you know history you know what im talking about
That last story... ROFL
It sure happened.
Lots of strange things went on in Yugoslavia in the 90's. I remember stories of the British soldiers "borrowing" bicycles so that must have endeared them to the locals. Another one was a sniper in an abandoned building taking pot shots while a high ranking officer was visiting. He ordered an armoured vehicle to spin around and hose the building down with a chain gun until the problem went away. It did.
They were allowed to gtfo from vietman too.
the soldiers weren't you think people wanted to shoot at other people?
I had someone tell me that thing Steve said about "not being f'ed well enough" when i told them i was a trans guy.... some people need to understand that being f'ed isn't going to change anything
Story 2: Man, Bonehead really lives up to the name. Dumb decision after decision just to increases those profits by juuuuust a bit. Not good
Penny wise, pound foolish.
Never forget: Vietnam won. ❤🇻🇳❤
2 million civillians and 1.1 million vietnamese died in the conflict. War has no winners
Its always a Steve
Sometimes it's a Kevin.
5:10 not valid reasoning. 2 skeletons of 4 foot tall women, totally took down the hulking powerful brother of KimJongUn. It doesnt matter how small you are..in fact...its a psych advantage.
I’ve worked that sort of job in surgery. Thankfully, no Steve. It was a great job.
Nothing like rslash 1st thing in the morning
stories over a burrito 🌯 this is the life
Guerilla sniper: Oh no! The enemy hath cast Magic Missile!
Pretty sure we've heard the internet one before
14:20 So basically, OP's father harassed the enemy Sniper with the Scorch Shot, and his team harassed him for it. :p
Goood morning
The last one with the snipers was wild
I'm crocheting a blue and brown pre-mature baby hat while listening to this
Is your baby going to be a Ravenclaw?
And then everyone clapped in the first story.
Considering how Vietnam kicked the crap out of USA i was expecting that story to go differently.
This title reminds me of Carlos Hathcock
First story contains too much nonsense to believe it actually happened.
All it needed was everyone stood and clapped.
i'm sorry i would have went back down there after steve call me a b**ch to get him caned.
I know you meant to type "canned," but now I have a hilarious mental image of Steve getting his butt repeatedly whacked with a stick.🤣
7:53 I took a drink right as that last little bit was said, and I about spat it out!! Holy fuck that was crass!!
idk what to comment lol
Gorilla, an odd term for someone defending their home from invaders....
It is Guerrilla and it's because it comes from the Spanish word for "little war." I wondered where the term came from years ago in school when I studied war.
They went ape doing so. They sure weren't monkeying around.
Yeahhhhh... Canadians aren't really known for their..hospitality in times of war..
The Sniper: This is so easy, they don't know I'm because of the darkness!
OP's dad: Guess again mother f-
*Burns out the sniper's eyes*
lol, the canadian snipers taking pictures of the enemy snipers for them to see they knew exactly where they were ...