r/Maliciouscompliance I Ruined My Lazy Boss's Life
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0:00 Intro
0:08 Fired
2:22 Rice
6:35 Expense report
10:14 Wrong number
12:59 404 Error
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The rice does need to be rinsed but "clear" is not really the yardstick and the more wet it becomes the more starch is going to leech out. Just thoroughly rinse until reasonably transparent and only stir gently. Unless your goal is super sticky rice its a very important step for nice fluffy grains.
Oh I never knew that. This explains a lot... haha. Glad I saw your comment, thanks!
This. I'm honestly kinda surprised they mixed it enough to have the rice turn to mush, but well I've never tried mixing it that many times. Though normally even then it gets pretty clear at some point. Can't help but think they were also mixing too hard
More starch it gives out, more cloudy the water becomes.
normally it only takes like 10 minutes of running water through the bowl and lightly stirring the rice every couple minutes. It should def not get soggy that quickly, but cleaning the rice does matter.
I think this "rule" is total BS if you follow it literally. I might wash the rice 3 times and it is still cloudy, but it does not matter at this point.
"He told me he needed to be 'alerted somehow' every time a user got a 404 error on the site."
Joker: "Very poor choice of words!"
as soon as I heard that I just knew where this was going
@@BoatingMyFloat I was laughing very hard anticipating where this was going and I'm glad that I was not wrong.
OP: "How many times did you think I rinsed the rice?"
Manager: "Uh...Seven?"
OP: "37 times. Should I continue?"
Manager: **Surprised Pikachu Face**
Power tripping bosses and managers are the worst, seriously.
*Dante:* _THIRTY-SEVEN!?_
Yeah I dont think I could have continued working with that toxicity.
@@Lotuswalkerespecially if it was only minimum wage.
Things that are translucent are sometimes referred to as "clear".
The first rinse is always cloudy, but by the second (or third) it's translucent, and I let it go at that. Also, the amount of time spent in each rinse is important. Rinse, dump, rinse, dump, rinse, dump. It's less than 30 seconds total. If you let it sit, you're going to affect the cooking time. The age of the rice is important too, older rice is drier.
Until I began cooking rice for sushi, I never knew there was so much to know about handling rice.
Malicious compliance, grandma edition: My grandma's phone number was a digit off of a Swiss Chalet. She tried to complain to them and they brushed her off. So she just started pretending to take their orders and telling them to pick up their food in 20 minutes...for months. They had a ton of angry customers. 🤣
As someone who worked in a kitchen, rice never really runs clear.
You are literally rincing away the starch if you rince more than a few times.
As someone who cooks rice a lot, I can confirm
You should still rinse it, but yeah it's never gonna be clear
Exactly, youre not get it completely clear after 3 washes,and it you can overwash rice.
Edit extra notes.
But you should still wash it 3 times. It does get the best mid max result.
when do I stop?
Isn't it amazing how Story 1 Manager accused OP of stealing company time and resources, and here it is and HE was the one stealing time and resources.
Dudes like this tell on themselves.
its that good old projection bias. they know that they are doing something bad, but convince themselves that everyone is doing it to justify why they should do it too.
The name for this phenomenon is called projecting and it is funny when it turns out that someone claiming that someone else is doing a wrong is actually just the first person projections their own wrongdoing
I get why he’s not mentioning it but I bet rslash has to be in the best mood for the last few months with a certain CZcamsrs seeming endless freefall from grace. The high road really pays off sometimes.
Can you please tell me which one and how?
Pretty sure illuminati. From what I heard from a deep dive on her, she was determined he was using bots to artificially inflate his numbers. As to how, how not? I suggest watching one of the many creators covering it if you're interested.
I'm not familiar with this, what happened?
@@MiroslavMiroljubic Years ago, Iilluminaughtii went hard with claims that rslash was boting subs. Rslash didn’t really stoop to her level and has been completely vindicated now that she’s been exposed for being awful.
@@mracula1667 Ooh that clusterfuck. Thought someone else got exposed hard.
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Or in the case of r/entitledparents, creates a whole new sadness...
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Couldn't agree more
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I woke up at 5:30 mountain time way before he posted, now I’m watching in the airport haha
I honestly feel bad for the patients at the clinic, especially anyone with chronic health issues who might have been waiting a long time to make an appointment, anyone who had to take a day off work (that they might not get back), etc.
I don't, people need to receive confirmation of their appointment in 2023. The clinic was entirely at fault so......
I don't. Every appt I make, I get confirmation that says the business and address. Why would you text a number and ask for an appt without verifying you're making an appointment at the clinic?
They could easily read the number correctly, not OP's fault the patients were lazy. If you can't double-check your number and call the correct place, then it's all on you. It sucks for them, but maybe next time confirm the clinic's number.
Yeah, I used to be a caretaker for my granddad - we had a lot going on at the time, so if not for my mom being the one to handle the big appointments, I easily would’ve been fooled by a stunt like this, and it would’ve put my granddad through a lot since he wasn’t able to get around much (he’d be really sore after car rides especially).
I feel bad for the patients, but I don’t blame OP either. The clinic really should’ve resolved the issue when it was brought to their attention. Letting their clients continue to call the wrong number, having no idea who that person was or what they could’ve said to them, was unprofessional. What if OP convinced them that they needed to “confirm their identity” or “confirm their card on file” by giving up private information? They really could’ve gotten scammed if they didn’t know better. It wouldn’t’ve taken much to at least space out the numbers a bit on the website, and it would’ve helped out their clients.
Same here. Maybe it's easier to get appointments where other people live, but it's a nightmare here, and, no, we don't always get confirmations. That being said, I personally wouldn't text for an appointment without some way to confirm it, but that doesn't mean those people deserve to have their health messed about with.
My sister had an issue with her number being mixed up with an attorney's number due to a misprint on the website or something. (It's been quite a few yeears) She called them and told them what was going on and that they're losing clients left, right and center because she was telling the callers that the attorney no longer practiced in the area and would refer them to another attorney. They fixed it pretty quickly
Fun fact about rice. The reason you wash the rice is because if you didn't the rice will come out super sticky. This isn't true with all rice. But just washing it removes the starch that accumulated during processing and distribution. The 3 time or until it runs clear rule is basically a rule of thumb. In the kitchen, you have to be able to use your best judgement.
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Yo, rSlash, I'm sure you got a good amount of videos already lined up, prerecorded and ready to be uploaded, but if this reddit thing keeps going longer, I'd suggest having us, your fans, submit our own stories. In fact, it could be an interesting video category. "Subscriber submitted stories".
Just a thought.
What reddit thing? I'm not on there, personally. I just listen to the podcasts of them.
@@kdepp90 There's a reddit blackout where most subs are going private since the reddit overlords are trying to pass some REALLY stupid rules.
@@fireandiceforever975 oh yikes! 😰
@@kdepp90iirc they want 3rd party apps that Mods and subreddits use to pay a mint to access their new API. As such, many free, indie developed tools that people created in their own free time to make managing things easier will now have to pay Reddit to connect. This will kill so many tools that made life easier for people who volunteer their own time to manage a community. Despite how some mods are power trippy douches, when they do their job, everything runs smoothly.
Hopefully Rslash has enough stories to make into videos after the massive protest on reddit. I just check and only one I saw that I couldn't was this subreddit. Others that he make content of still public
Rslash usually has a backlog of stories he saves to read. But I hope he has enough to go through the blackout.
I don't go to reddit myself, I just listen to podcasts from it. What's going on over there?
@kdepp90 basically reddit is self imploding due to the its new API policy screwing third party apps. So now a bunch of popular sub reddits such as f***youKaren and publicfreakout have made the subs private to protest this
I think most subs were only going off-line for 48 hours. That's what most of the mods said on Twitter. Which is silly because what's the point of telling the site how long the protest will last, especially if it's only two days because then they know they just have to wait it out.
In any case, RSlash should be fine.
Story 1: upper boss has no clue how easy he got off, getting fired after what he did was really just a slap on the wrist, the company couldn't easily sued him for, stealing company resources, forcing his responsibilities onto someone who isn't legally allowed to do so, and embezzlement (amung other things)
maybe they are charging him, but they want him out of the house while they do
Story 2: Honestly, that "Water looks unclear" task sounds impossible. Once water hits something, like dirt or food, it won't be clear, no matter how much rinsing you do
The idea is that you're constantly pouring in new water and the water that runs out "runs clear". It's not just swirling around in a pot haha
Written by someone in an office who had never cooked rice, copy-pasting a recipe from some Martha-Stewart-copycat website
Aside from the obvious, I have never understood the 'any bills over $60 will not be covered!' mentality.
I had a job where the meal amounts were inadequate (think $5 total for breakfast in a city where even fast food goes over that). So, while I am good at finding good, inexpensive places I did, on occasion, go over. BUT if I spent, say, $5.85, my company covered the first $5 and I was out of pocket $0.85. The allowed $5 was still reimbursed. It was irksome to be out the overage due to an inadequate allowance, but at least my actual allowance, that I was entitled to by the rules, was still covered.
I had a job that occasionally required travelling for several days or weeks. We also had a small meal allowance that was inadequate unless you ate at McDonalds for every meal. However, there were times when I was working in an area where all of the restaurants within walking distance were crazy expensive. On a couple of occasions, I rented a car just so I would be able to drive and get an affordable meal. The other way around the limit was to create a dinner "meeting" with other employees and have one of us pay for everyone. For some reason, this was allowed.
@@JimLambier Management comes up with the strangest rules eh?
I am glad you found work arounds for the ones you had to deal with.
It's because it's far easier than actually looking at each expense and evaluating it with your brain
Story 2 - Miss Manager was probably doing her own malicious compliance passed down from above her.
Story 3: and that's how you get a someone who isn't trying to take advantage of you to take advantage of you. If you just work with people who are reasonable to begin with you probably won't have this type of issue.
First break of my work day always lines up with the new Rslash video! And it’s the perfect length for breaks too 😂
Wikipedia, the Peter principle: "The Peter principle states that a person who is competent at their job will earn a promotion to a position that requires different skills. If the promoted person lacks the skills required for the new role, they will be incompetent at the new level, and will not be promoted again.If the person is competent in the new role, they will be promoted again and will continue to be promoted until reaching a level at which they are incompetent."
I don't recall ever hearing someone say "Penny wise, dollar foolish." I've always known it as "Penny wise, pound foolish."
4th story: Typical Karen. Instead of fixing the problem with the number, they just add another way to set up your appointment. They would rather make more work for themselves than to admit they were wrong. Totally not the butthole.
Eh, online appointments are probably easier anyway unless the specific page is down.
Those last stories are peak "Don't mess with the IT guy"
I tell the only way my boss's tasks if he would have put it into writing so I have it as a "reminder". Being so self-absorbed he probably would. Then I walk straight down to HR and higher management with it saying I'm being abused and bullied by my boss.
Rice should not be rinsed till it's clear. The nutrients and vitamins are all in the water. A few rinses should do. If it's clear, your rice has very little nutrients and the rice will be very individually separated.
Story 4: Man, I love "Wrong Number" stories. It causes people's times to be wasted, sure, but at least the other person to either change their number or provide an online call just to avoid more problems
My rule of thumb for rice is wash it three times period. If the water's still cloudy it's still cloudy. The point is you got most of that surface starch and any particles from the polishing process (fun fact: most rice is polished to remove the outer layer that would normally make it brown rice) off of the rice. I never quite understood the "until the water's clear" notion because while you are washing rice it is also releasing the starch within the rice grains which, surprise surprise, clouds up the water again.
For Story 1, I have to assume execs didn't push for criminal charges because they didn't want outside investigators looking closely at their books.
Even if the execs weren't doing anything intentionally wrong, that is a risky proposition...never know what a third party might find and be obligated to report.
Today it's my 3 year anniversary... I am listening to you to reading all those different stories from Reddit and I still love them!!!!
You'd think companies with meal expenses would implement a system where said expenses would only get flagged if the daily average ended up exceeding the allotted amount as opposed to denying any expense that was even _one cent_ over the limit.
I work as a courier using my own vehicle and I set aside an allotment for gas every day. It's not the end of the world if I overspend on one day because the multiple days where I'm below my fuel cost can offset it.
These AI-generated images have had a poor start.
The clinic secretary really should have seen that coming.
Story 3. Honestly if I had a daily lunch budget of $60 and my food cost around $30 every day I would just tip $20 every day! Would probably encourage others in the office to do the same. No skin off my nose and those employees need that extra $$$
That phone number story sounds similar to my parents phone number, which is two digits transposed from the local YMCA. It’s always amusing to hear people trying to book squash courts and swimming pool time, especially since they don’t have any of that stuff! They used to get calls every other day, but since the internet came along and the site now has a webpage, the calls have decreased significantly.
The best part of having a day off. Catching rslash when released!
3rd story, so let me get this straight. Your company billed the client for your manager telling you to take the client out for dinner? I wouldn't pay it either lol. Were they aware they'd be paying for that "treat" from your company? Is this normal in corporate world to treat your clients to smooth over bad blood and then send them the bill for it?
yes, but not so direct. It usualy get buried in the other costs.
I came to the comments section specifically to get clarification for that story. Why should the client be paying in that situation, even if they foot the bill for food expenses normally? Then, after the owner settles the expense and smooths the situation over, OP upsets the client again by digging the issue back up, then starts deliberately overcharging the client out of spite. Model employee. Sounds to me like OP submitted the expense incorrectly.
The rice thing, if you wash it properly, after 3x the water should run mostly clear. Mostly. Some folks don't include that one very important word. You do this to 1 wash the rice if any dirt from storage and 2, remove the excess starch that leaves rice gluey and nasty. Even sticky rice and sushi rice gets the same treatment so they're sticky, but not like school glue.
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I know he probably won't see or notice this, but thank you Rslash. I really appreciate you and your videos❤
Manager: “Keep washing the rice until the water is clear”
Op: “Get your horchata here”
While I respect the showmanship of washing rice 37 times, you’re doing something wrong if the water isn’t running clear after 3-4 rinses
Most rice in America says NOT TO RINSE IT. It's loaded with vitamins.
As a chipotle worker, you’re incorrect.
3rd story: People who are this greedy will always be like this. They just can't wrap their puny brains around the idea that that spending more on 1 day and less on other days comes out to EXACTLY the same average as they are looking for. No, everything has to be EXACTLY to their specifications. This is what happens when you aren't flexible.
As someone who cooks rice almost everyday at home, I can 100% say it's impossible to wash until all clear. My mum and I just give 4-5 rinses
Story 4: I feel like I've read a similar story before but it was either about a pizza place or some mechanic. Funny story though.
I wonder if r/Slash will run out of stories since Reddit is mostly private now due to the API changes.
AITA currently isn’t private, so he’s got some time left to build up a buffer.
Start the Day with Rslash and it chase the Karens away
Thank you for letting me know that my hubby and i should go non contact with all of my family aside from select cousins lol i throw shade at them by playing your vids Rslash!
The Dramir Crew are shady and petty so we have you read them for filth like the biggest of bosses put here! Hope your wife, kiddo and Puppster are amazing! Also draw to your vids!
The AI thumbnails bruh 😭
This one isn't so bad. The one with the crying guy was cursed
@@Eerie_Buneary true but this guy's forehead muscles look smushed in
@@HobieInTheBox ...ain't that just a guy furrowin' his brow real hard?
Pretty sure these thumbnails go off stock photos...
@@youtubeuniversity3638 he used to, he's been using AI lately. You can tell the difference
The second story has to be at an Chipotle. I’d gladly bet my entire pay for the rest of the year on that bet. I’ve been in this exact situation at least three times a day.
Rslash always makes my night, malicious compliance before bed is a nice addition
Rice washing, yes it won't be very "clear", it would just be less murky. I'm Laos (asian) and even I know at a fifth wash it won't be clear water, it would be clean but the water be transparent enough to see the rice.
Fun fact- when they say the water is clear they mean free of debris not clear clear
Second story... This person is on something because rice when washed properly... IT DOESN'T FALL APART!! dude was washing it wrong from the start...
He might just be washing it roughly. It's a problem I've seen if you're not being gentle.
@@Tues48 I'm sorry I'm 30 years old been washing rice for a minute the amount of pressure needed to break rice is quite a bit... Here's what I think happened you are mostly like correct he was washing it roughly a long with hot water and letting it soak as he washed it.
Always nice to fall asleep to some Rslash
Story 2: it's always sad that manager doesn't see the value of their employee until they're fired
I hope that everyone is having a good Wednesday!
rSlash, I really love your content. It's been a routine to wake up to your videos to years. Do you have a plan for continuing with Reddit doing all this bs?
Love your videos
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Yeah, Alonzo's or Alfredo's or whatever Pizza over in Elmhurts, did full-page spreads with a bud's number instead. Maybe not the *exact* number but close enough, like -4981 vs -4891. Same issue, they just tell him to change his number. He started "taking orders", being rude when people would call to complain they hadn't gotten their pizza, telling people absurdly low prices for their orders, telling them the place doesn't do delivery anymore, just takeout, etc. The place suffered something like a week and a half before they changed their number to a "personalised" one, like 94-PIZZA or something.
Rslash, at this rate you are the background noise when im working, being sad, doing chores, playing game and walking
“Stop doing my job for me and do my job for me!”
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I worked for a small website shop where the owner knew his stuff when it came to design but not programming, which is what I did. He was wanting to rebrand to something hipper so he and the designers (I was spared this meeting) got together and made lists of adjectives and nouns that were "dynamic" and related to the industry. He then gave me the rather long lists and told me he wanted every combination of adjective + noun, adjective + adjective + noun and adjective + adjective + adjective + noun. I did some quick mental math and asked him if he was sure, and he impatiently replied, "Just do it." We did database-driven websites so I thought it would be best to just dump everything into a few tables and write some queries to loop through everything and display the combinations. Took less than 10 minutes to program. There are methods where you can easily display the first 100 or so results so I tested it like that to make sure the code worked then took off those restrictions and sent him the link... that after a few minutes of churning displayed millions of combinations. My hearing him exclaim, "WTF?" when it finally fully loaded brightened my day. I also displayed the number of results at the top of the page before the lists just to let him know what he had asked for.
Rice story: This definitely happened at Chipotle. I was a manager there myself. That manager is an idiot. You don't piss off the grill and prep people before you open.
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Thank you r/slash for always posting a new video when it's lunch time. I feel less alone eating while listening to you
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To anyone reading this, have a beautiful day!
ah yes. compliance of the malicious variant.
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I was raised by a Filipino family and I've never had this dude's problem with washing rice, how do you rinse 37 times and get Horchata, Why 37! and what kind of rice are you using, dear lord
1:12 why is this guy completing his bosses tasks you shouldn't do it
Rice Rinsing Commandment is hilarious
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Hi rslash
I think soaking the rice for 10 minutes to make it cook faster.
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Good morning rSlash people!
Is r/slash going to be out of job soon since Reddit is gone?
I've been thinking about that. Yesterday one story from a news article, so I'm wondering if he'll start doing that.
Nooo, r/slash, it's Penny wise and pound foolish. Don't allow the old sayings to die! Lol
Story 4: reminds me of that pizza hut story where one of the stores advertised OP's personal number on one of their corporate billboards
Have a good Wednesday.
Never think staying under your Per Diem is a good thing/doing your company a "favor". All it does is show your management exactly what happened, you can exist with less and then this always happens. THEY DONT CARE IF ITS UNDER, they only care if its over.
Yes, but with the per diem story, there's another aspect to it. OPs company was fine with it, but their customer wasn't, perhaps because they felt like they shouldn't have been charged for that part (but rather OPs company). Still not OPs fault, though. And OPs manager should have definitely picked up the tab, since they approved his actions in advance.
Earlier last year I went through my email that I've had for 15 years and cleaned it out. I went from over 8,000 emails to about 600. I had to look at each header to make sure I didn't delete anything important so it was a pain and a half. Never letting it get that bad again.
Last story... That's a bad developer or a cheap boss. If pages go down because if you working on them, then your setup is horrible.
Don't mess with the I.T. Guy!
2:00 takes one to know one
Story 4 is a possible HIPAA violation on the part of the clinic. OP should have warned about that from the start.
First story: yea OP boss should went to prison but the fact he just got fired my theory that either he know to much and blackmailed to stay out of prison or he got blacklist from that company and every company they know and second story: there alway a manager that alway break the system and it ruin everything like everyone heard that if not broken don't fix it and OP manager broke the system and it and try do another way which almost cost her store not to open cause she wanted try a new way and in the end OP won and OP you probably should ask for a raise since you literally know how to run the store and if she won't give to the raise look for another job
please tell me I'm not the only one who flinched at the way he pronounced "aloe" 😆
Until the water _begins_ to run clear. It's not a _rule_ it's a guideline. OP was 100% right, 2-3 times is where you want to stick unless you want a different consistency but for right rice...for the love of the flying spaghetthi monster--... 2-3 times is FINE.
Source; my younger broke butt living off top ramen and rice.
How'd you get these stories during reddits blackout? Backlogs?
Anytime you have a manager who's mistreating you, guaranteed they're doing other things wrong too, and they WILL be found out. You just have to wait until Karma arrives.