r/Maliciouscompliance Our Boss Told Us To Quit, So We Did

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  • r/Maliciouscompliance In today's story, OP and his friends work at a fast food restaurant. The managers never trained OP and his friends on how to close, but nonetheless they force OP to close the restaurant. The next day, the managers yell at OP and his friends for closing down the restaurant incorrectly, even though they've never been trained. When OP protests, the manager says that if they don't like it, quit! Sure thing, boss! OP and his friends walked out in the middle of a slammed restaurant.
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  • @jerryjones8470
    @jerryjones8470 Pƙed 3 lety +2172

    "I'm a fat kid who openly plays Magic the Gathering in highschool, hit me with your best shot, I have no shame" what a fucking chad

    • @cmanhanks1
      @cmanhanks1 Pƙed 3 lety +85

      Gotta appreciate the honesty!!

    • @marcelrobinson
      @marcelrobinson Pƙed 3 lety +71

      That was a boss move

    • @thespicywolf8818
      @thespicywolf8818 Pƙed 3 lety +16

      Funky

    • @mlee9118
      @mlee9118 Pƙed 3 lety +42

      Ok but us MTG players come in all shapes and sizes I’m a teeny tiny person who can’t scare a crow I’ve seen just about every type of player haha

    • @justsomedrunkdemon4159
      @justsomedrunkdemon4159 Pƙed 3 lety +20

      Dam even my friend broom the god of destruction isnt as much of a chad as him

  • @binkyboy9
    @binkyboy9 Pƙed 3 lety +493

    "We won't do this or we quit"
    "Do it or your fired"
    Worst ultimatum ever.

    • @theoneandonlykawaiigoddess4821
      @theoneandonlykawaiigoddess4821 Pƙed 2 lety +31

      Especially when there a job down the road that will pay me better and treat me better.

    • @oliverjudson1834
      @oliverjudson1834 Pƙed 2 lety

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    • @Mikustan39
      @Mikustan39 Pƙed rokem +7

      That’s what happens when the manager is an entitled brat.

    • @MasterGhostf
      @MasterGhostf Pƙed rokem +8

      Its incredibly stupid in fast food. Its a jump skip away to another job.

    • @T3n50r
      @T3n50r Pƙed 7 měsĂ­ci +4

      Being fired is a HUGE plus as opposed to quitting. You get severance and all that stuff, too. It's a no brainer at that point.

  • @Koppu1doragon
    @Koppu1doragon Pƙed 3 lety +1210

    Rule one of being a fast-food manager, you're a fast-food manager don't act like you're paying your employees so well they can't afford to find a new job.

    • @mysticaltanuki5734
      @mysticaltanuki5734 Pƙed 3 lety +69

      Someone needs to tell this to my old boss

    • @theoneandonlykawaiigoddess4821
      @theoneandonlykawaiigoddess4821 Pƙed 2 lety +13

      This is now a quote I will quote to all food managers.

    • @Nyghtking
      @Nyghtking Pƙed 2 lety +18

      Also: even if a person desperately needs the job, there's a limit to what they'll do to keep it, you shouldn't have them working hard enough to have to ask the question of what their breaking point would be.

    • @oliverjudson1834
      @oliverjudson1834 Pƙed 2 lety

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    • @PunakiviAddikti
      @PunakiviAddikti Pƙed rokem +4

      What do McDonald's pay their employees anyway? Like 2 dollars an hour? I know the pay and working conditions are absolutely inhumane over there in the US because the labor laws are a total joke and nobody's enforcing them.

  • @songohan3321
    @songohan3321 Pƙed 3 lety +795

    Quitting then coming back to order food from the same place to assert dominance. Classic power move.

    • @masansr
      @masansr Pƙed 3 lety +33

      It's the ultimate idiot move. I imagine those burgers were tampered with beyond human understanding, and the frying oil was 80% piss.

    • @pg3drusty928
      @pg3drusty928 Pƙed 3 lety +3

      @@masansr LOL

    • @yotengo2807
      @yotengo2807 Pƙed 3 lety

      @@masansr o

    • @friendlyneighborhoodhater
      @friendlyneighborhoodhater Pƙed 3 lety +8

      @@masansr thats superrrrrr illegal and theyre watched with cameras duh

    • @showregular111
      @showregular111 Pƙed 3 lety

      @@friendlyneighborhoodhater bruh it's a JOKE

  • @MorbidKat
    @MorbidKat Pƙed 3 lety +2901

    No, if a rifle is missing the entire base gets locked down until it's found. Those things aren't allowed to just go missing here and there 😂

    • @britt905
      @britt905 Pƙed 3 lety +157

      Good to know lol.

    • @trickyagent127
      @trickyagent127 Pƙed 3 lety +25

      @@britt905 this

    • @Nastalas
      @Nastalas Pƙed 3 lety +120

      no not in germany... special unit has a history with that now being investigated in the moment... maybe the story is over that

    • @theautisticartist9370
      @theautisticartist9370 Pƙed 3 lety +35

      @@Nastalas we aren’t talking about Germany though.

    • @ahmedalfateh1824
      @ahmedalfateh1824 Pƙed 3 lety +35

      what if the rifles never found in the base just a question

  • @gerrard1144
    @gerrard1144 Pƙed 3 lety +371

    Boss: if you don't sign this write up you're fired!
    OP and his friends: understandable have a great day

  • @Nerobyrne
    @Nerobyrne Pƙed 3 lety +2733

    I love how OP got so angry over BS rules that he literally became a lawyer to fight corruption.

    • @Starman062
      @Starman062 Pƙed 3 lety +158

      Fear’s a good motivator. But PURE UNADULTERATED HATRED IS THE BEST!

    • @tinyaxolotl9149
      @tinyaxolotl9149 Pƙed 3 lety +71

      Ace attorney... literally ace attorney

    • @Boombringer236
      @Boombringer236 Pƙed 3 lety +50

      @Chris George it always depends what kind of lawyer you are and you can decide which case you take

    • @Nerobyrne
      @Nerobyrne Pƙed 3 lety +28

      @Chris George nah that would be capitalists.
      How do we know?
      They employ entire warehouses of child molesters 😎

    • @alexanderhenby1362
      @alexanderhenby1362 Pƙed 3 lety +7

      That's not good tea, that is fine wine

  • @austinriley8410
    @austinriley8410 Pƙed 3 lety +414

    My girlfriend got in a car accident very early on in our relationship. It took a couple months but she finally was compensated because the other guy was at-fault. She wanted to go get another car, so I drove her to some dealerships and hung out and looked around. We got to one dealership and I started walking around, when all of a sudden the salesman asked me to come sit there with them. I just went and sat down, didn’t think much of it. He then started talking to me about what he was telling my girlfriend and started explaining all these things to me. I knew what he was doing so I said, “Oh hey man, I’m not the one to talk to. I have a car. She has the money and wants a car. Talk to her.” He got so uncomfortable and I just got up and walked away to look around again. A few moments later, as I expected, my girlfriend came and grabbed my arm and said we could leave. She was thankful that I stood up for her like that, and she felt disrespected by the salesman and refused to buy a car from them. She found one a couple days later somewhere else and the salesman wasn’t a massive asshole, so it was all good.

    • @KoriMasho
      @KoriMasho Pƙed 3 lety +109

      My husband and I were sitting in a dealership with our kids, and it was close to bedtime for the kiddos. So, while we were sitting there chatting with the salesman, he packed the kiddos up and took them home, leaving me at the dealership with the potential trade-in. The salesmen all zeroed in on me and turned into vultures. They got suuuuper pushy and sleazy. It took them just a moment too long to realize that, out of the two of us, I'm the asshole. I gave the whole team an ass-chewing for trying to take advantage of someone they thought didn't know anything about cars, loans, credit, or...anything. Walked out the door and never went back.

    • @oliverjudson1834
      @oliverjudson1834 Pƙed 2 lety

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    • @ItsMillerTime.23
      @ItsMillerTime.23 Pƙed rokem +2

      That's a normal thing. I've heard very similar stories before. From car and motorcycle dealers

  • @matthewaldridge9305
    @matthewaldridge9305 Pƙed 3 lety +87

    Had a friend at 17 worked 4 shifts at huddle house kept calling his manager to get some help that never arrived. He called corporate and the rushed right over to relieve him. Turns out everyone just quit without telling my friend. The manager was fired because he was playing golf instead of getting someone to cover shifts.

  • @name-uh5ee
    @name-uh5ee Pƙed 3 lety +124

    Imagine how mad the teachers were when they tried to do everything for this kid to give up, but he just went harder and became a lawyer

  • @365ral
    @365ral Pƙed 3 lety +773

    This is why I don’t ever wanna work in customer service jobs again: your boss would rather overwork their good employees than hire more to help out!

    • @AxelWolfeCT
      @AxelWolfeCT Pƙed 3 lety +22

      This is true. It’s also why I transferred stores. I was always left to run the electronics department by myself and I’d always get yelled at for not getting anything done. LIKE HOW THE F*CK AM I TO GET ANYTHING DONE WHEN I HAVE NO FREAKING HELP?!? So now I’m at a different store (same department as I like the electronics department) and I’m very happy. No more stress! :)

    • @kaylawoodbury2308
      @kaylawoodbury2308 Pƙed 3 lety +6

      I once was made to work 10 days in a row at the 4am shift for Dunkin Donuts. They at least honored my overtime pay but I had to beg for a day off because I was about to drop dead.

    • @AxelWolfeCT
      @AxelWolfeCT Pƙed 3 lety +4

      @@kaylawoodbury2308 Oh wow, that sucks. I once had a similar experience myself, but I came in at my normal time around 1pm. They had given me almost a week off (not something I requested, just didn’t schedule me) and had me work ALMOST TWO WEEKS without a day off. Like why the heck am I being punished for something y’all did?!? This of course aired around the time I first started working for the retail store I’m working for.

    • @KillJoy_Since2017
      @KillJoy_Since2017 Pƙed 3 lety +1

      Exactly

    • @CinderXiaoLong
      @CinderXiaoLong Pƙed 3 lety

      This is a current mood
      Except I make too much to think about moving companies, and have no car to move locations

  • @TheEDFLegacy
    @TheEDFLegacy Pƙed 3 lety +388

    Rslash: "Hey, has anyone seen our tank? Oh well."
    San Diego: "Umm..."

    • @kal-muzel875
      @kal-muzel875 Pƙed 3 lety +14

      Is interested
      What happened in san diego?

    • @jbplayzgamez8487
      @jbplayzgamez8487 Pƙed 3 lety +33

      @@kal-muzel875 in San Diego there was a man who got a tank and destroyed lots of cars and other damages

    • @PliskinYT
      @PliskinYT Pƙed 3 lety +17

      ​@@jbplayzgamez8487 Didn't they almost have the Guard deploy an apache to stop him? Or am I thinking of the Kill Dozer?

    • @kathrynesq8814
      @kathrynesq8814 Pƙed 3 lety +17

      A police officer jumped on top of the tank when it temporarily got stuck on top of a concrete median barricade. The officer shot into the tank from the hatch and killed the guy.

    • @PliskinYT
      @PliskinYT Pƙed 3 lety +13

      @@kathrynesq8814 I just looked into it, yeah they shot him dead in the tank, but they did almost call the Marines to send a cobra after it but the guy got stuck on the divider

  • @nils920
    @nils920 Pƙed 3 lety +342

    When will managers/supervisors/bosses ever learn, if you're treating your employees as shit you'll find your workplace at best understaffed or at worst you'll be left to do ALL THE WORK ALL BY YOURSELF!

    • @Starman062
      @Starman062 Pƙed 3 lety +1

      @@-KingGanon da fuq

    • @TheCorrellRoyHD
      @TheCorrellRoyHD Pƙed 3 lety +7

      This right here. These ppl need to remember theirs 1000s of other jobs to work at. Treat your emplyees on how "YOU" (managers and supervisor) would wanna be treated!

    • @-KingGanon
      @-KingGanon Pƙed 3 lety +2

      I have no clue why that stuff got typed I had before but I agree with this comment it’s harder for me to get work now because I have seizure issues that got to me very soon after college so not much so not much work experience and no one will hire me because disability or at least it seems that way

    • @dx1450
      @dx1450 Pƙed 3 lety +2

      Yeah, I love the "I dare you to quit" attitude they give, as if there aren't other jobs out there.

    • @TheCorrellRoyHD
      @TheCorrellRoyHD Pƙed 3 lety +4

      @@dx1450 Thats how my last job did when was affecting my mental health badly Im like "Ok, I quit"

  • @soulgazer11
    @soulgazer11 Pƙed 3 lety +385

    That last one where he teamed up with his wife against the salesman is the epitome of *COUPLE GOALS.*

  • @omansetiyanto5371
    @omansetiyanto5371 Pƙed 3 lety +57

    I can imagine the look on the obnoxious manager's face dealing with orders, drive thru line, and preparing food orders by herself... SHOCK.... Must be a hectic day on her life..

  • @tigerstale2634
    @tigerstale2634 Pƙed 3 lety +79

    "If you don't like being treated unfairly, then quit" i mean, what do you expect them to do?

  • @ndruark
    @ndruark Pƙed 3 lety +162

    In the US military, sensitive items such as weapons and explosives have a very specific paper trail and chain of custody.

    • @ScaryPanda97
      @ScaryPanda97 Pƙed 3 lety +9

      Just because we know 10 pounds of C4 went missing last month in California, doesn’t mean we know where it is anymore

    • @brandonmcandrew4859
      @brandonmcandrew4859 Pƙed 3 lety +8

      Can confirm some things are well secured others not so much got to remember yes we have guns but we also have stuff like beds chairs and even mops that are military property and that stuff is not really secured

    • @wta1518
      @wta1518 Pƙed 3 lety +3

      @@brandonmcandrew4859 Why aren't the mops kept with the weapons?

    • @kiwihost4936
      @kiwihost4936 Pƙed 3 lety +3

      @@wta1518 Mops are the most dangerous weapon, obviously.

    • @wta1518
      @wta1518 Pƙed 3 lety +2

      @@kiwihost4936 Exactly my point.

  • @Scribe1941
    @Scribe1941 Pƙed 3 lety +92

    I don’t get why op in the dance story didn’t try to report the organizer for fraud.

    • @dx1450
      @dx1450 Pƙed 3 lety +25

      I was thinking the same thing... if they're charging $600 per person to put on an event, and then the event is canceled and they refuse to issue refunds, then that's pretty much a scam or fraud and becomes a criminal matter. You don't get to just say, "All that money went to putting on the event" and that's the end of it.

    • @thegrapetree652
      @thegrapetree652 Pƙed 3 lety +5

      @@dx1450 But OP should have just made a minor inconvenience on their credit score. 13:44. Why would you want to tell others about their thievery so they don't get stolen from?

  • @lyndaprado2311
    @lyndaprado2311 Pƙed 3 lety +14

    I worked at a nursing home as med aid on the grave yard shift. There was me and two other people and we worked a rotating 4 on, 2 off schedule which meant that I would work 2 days with one coworker and then 2 days with the other coworker and they did the same. Grave yard was a difficult shift as we were supposed to take care of the patients, clean the public areas of the facility, write up reports and a bunch of other things. We did our best but it was never enough. I forgot to mention that there were 70 patients there on average. We kept getting told off because we couldn't always get everything done because every night, there was only ever 2 of us working the grave yard shift. We had the other 2 shifts constantly complaining about us when they weren't getting their work done either and yet they were fully staffed. We finally got tired of it and I sat down and typed up "The graveyard letter". In it, we let management know everything that was happening there and told them that we wanted everything fixed or we were quitting as an entire shift. Then, we all signed it. We got a call at midnight on our next shift. It was our boss, wanting to work things out. That felt so good.

    • @IceVixenX
      @IceVixenX Pƙed 11 měsĂ­ci

      It's all about the unity. I'm a nurse and when the hospital would try to pull some shady stuff with staffing and I got the other nurses to stand together and refused report, they miraculously found the help we needed. Doesn't work if only one person complains

  • @SonicBoss1991
    @SonicBoss1991 Pƙed 3 lety +383

    Boss: Quit
    Employees: Ok
    Boss: **Surprised Pikachu Face**

    • @Peter-mj5jz
      @Peter-mj5jz Pƙed 3 lety +10

      you weren't supposed to do that

    • @moemuxhagi
      @moemuxhagi Pƙed 3 lety +4

      This isn't how you're supposed to play the game

    • @colinburdett9950
      @colinburdett9950 Pƙed 3 lety +7

      tHaT’s ChEaTiNg

    • @xisplo725
      @xisplo725 Pƙed 3 lety +2

      Lol my boss did the exact same thing when I walked off sit and never came back

    • @annika5893
      @annika5893 Pƙed 3 lety +5

      Pikachu face never gets old.

  • @patriciaclark9833
    @patriciaclark9833 Pƙed 3 lety +357

    The school might have won the lawsuit, but you still came out a winner! They had to abolish that stupid dress code, and you graduated from college with honors!

    • @dx1450
      @dx1450 Pƙed 3 lety +16

      I guarantee that nobody at the school would have said a thing had the kid worn a Bush/Cheney T-shirt.

    • @richardabreu1468
      @richardabreu1468 Pƙed 3 lety +5

      Lost the battle won the war

    • @ThisIsMego
      @ThisIsMego Pƙed 3 lety +6

      @@dx1450 OP DID mention a "selectively enforced" dress code so that seems highly probable. Especially in rural Texas

    • @edsloan8535
      @edsloan8535 Pƙed 3 lety +3

      @@dx1450 Flip the script to 2020 and kids are getting the same treatment for wearing MAGA gear and no one does shit at any level to protect those kids rights. Hypocrisy at it's finest.

    • @dx1450
      @dx1450 Pƙed 3 lety +3

      @@edsloan8535 I'm betting that they're not getting treated badly for wearing MAGA gear in Texas.

  • @darkkilo521
    @darkkilo521 Pƙed 3 lety +14

    Way back in the army we had a pickup burn out accidentally. It was a golden opportunity to balance equipment as that truck had suddenly been full of every missing piece of equipment for the whole base. The truck and everything missing was written off as destroyed.

  • @chipygoat5988
    @chipygoat5988 Pƙed 3 lety +171

    The school be like:”we won but at what cost”

    • @omkarsangvikar4166
      @omkarsangvikar4166 Pƙed 3 lety +5

      So can we say what did it cost? Everything

    • @ffadicto
      @ffadicto Pƙed 3 lety +4

      Gotta love victories that taste more like a defeat

    • @puppilull7830
      @puppilull7830 Pƙed 3 lety +1

      Literally the meaning of pyrrhic.

    • @rileybishop3597
      @rileybishop3597 Pƙed 3 lety

      You won.......and you still somehow lost. Classic

    • @Samizouza
      @Samizouza Pƙed 2 lety

      Basically winning the war but losing the battle

  • @riser9940
    @riser9940 Pƙed 3 lety +133

    You can tell the boss went from a normal boss to being the ultimate karen boss

  • @juniperloops
    @juniperloops Pƙed 3 lety +29

    "do you guys wake up one morning and like where's our tank?" I beg you to look up the san diego tank rampage where a guy literally walked through an unlocked gate and stole a tank

    • @kaboom1035
      @kaboom1035 Pƙed rokem +1

      The soilder who parked it the day before: " Huh I thought that it was parked here. Did any of you move it?"
      The security who watched the guy take it: " No we thought that you went out to do a convoy drill. Should we tell our boss?"
      The guy who took the tank: " Okay full tank of gas, got ammo for the gun and a sandwich for me. We are ready to take some revenge."

  • @madartz4287
    @madartz4287 Pƙed 3 lety +44

    Military guy: *HAS ANYONE SEEN OUR TANK-*

  • @1bendykat
    @1bendykat Pƙed 3 lety +48

    You’re telling me that the career path of “professional malicious compliance” exists?

    • @armaggedon390
      @armaggedon390 Pƙed 3 lety +4

      Time to get a law degree.

    • @1bendykat
      @1bendykat Pƙed 3 lety +4

      @@armaggedon390 once upon a time I was pre-law, and discovered I was too opinionated for law school.

  • @bananathewolf5589
    @bananathewolf5589 Pƙed 3 lety +195

    fun fact: i find this more important than my spanish class

  • @annika5893
    @annika5893 Pƙed 3 lety +8

    I think the last one with the car sales negotiation was a classic, textbook "good cop, bad cop". And the sales guy created that situation all for himself to "enjoy".

  • @tysonyawger6531
    @tysonyawger6531 Pƙed rokem +5

    The op of the school lawsuit story should have sued again for retaliation/bullying/discrimination/etc. considering how they 'targeted' them afterward. If he had documented all of the events thoroughly that would have been a much harsher lawsuit and likely to succeed unless the school has the court in it's pocket somehow.

  • @fizzy6136
    @fizzy6136 Pƙed 3 lety +6

    Some random rookie trying to get his M4A1 fixed: “Yo, where the F**K ARE ALL THE CHARGING HANDLES!?!!??”

  • @samuelrussell7003
    @samuelrussell7003 Pƙed 3 lety +43

    With the first story that is exactly why you never do more than what is required of you always do the bare minimum not to get fired that way when you do something more than you usually do you get praised for it 😂

    • @velvety2006
      @velvety2006 Pƙed 3 lety +3

      I am a street sweeper with back issues because of this I only pick small trash. They put us in a training with a sweeping machine, they tried to get me to before one to 'get the experience and safety insight' I kept my leg stiff and refused on grounds that my back already had issues and I did not need that 'experience'. they gave up but I am not stupid if they know I can walk before a machine they are just gonna try to use me for that too and I don't want that.

    • @abrahamthebewildered1448
      @abrahamthebewildered1448 Pƙed 3 lety

      Strongly disagree. This mentality is why people don't get ahead. At the same time you mustn't be a pushover either. I always give 100% to my employer, and if they try to pull crap with me I make it clear to them that I can leave any time; I always make sure to have lots of savings. Working hard has always earned me lots of raises, and a "No nonsense" attitude commanded me respect. There are people you can't reason with unfortunately though, and that's fine. Leave and let them lay in the bad they made for themselves.

    • @samuelrussell7003
      @samuelrussell7003 Pƙed 3 lety +2

      @Chris George exactly which is why you just do the bare minimum not to get yourself fired if it's not a high paying job and work your ass off on building a business outside of your job if that fails at least you still have a job to fall back on that's what I did I was working in a warehouse and absolutely hated it and knew for a fact it wasn't something I wanted to spend the rest of my life doing so I started off with a van doing jobs at night and weekends and it built up quickly so I brought another van and hired some more people got my truck license brought a truck quit my job and ain't looked back since I've now got 3 trucks 4 Van's and 12 employees

    • @samuelrussell7003
      @samuelrussell7003 Pƙed 3 lety +1

      @Chris George I'd rather make my own money than to keep making someone else who has more than enough money even more money

    • @samuelrussell7003
      @samuelrussell7003 Pƙed 3 lety

      @Chris George I'm 28 with a 3 bedroom home and 2 bedroom villa in Cyprus with a pool so I ain't doing to bad either I guess đŸ€·â€â™‚ïž

  • @chibiquil
    @chibiquil Pƙed 3 lety +4

    I listen to rSlash as part of my morning routine. Now as a new parent, my infant and I listen to rSlash together in the mornings. Thank you for all the great stories rSlash!

    • @win_ini
      @win_ini Pƙed 3 lety

      **Breaking News: Local Potato Happy Today**

  • @aqdrobert
    @aqdrobert Pƙed 3 lety +4

    Had manager that told me she could "hire two kids at part time to fill your position..." I just told the next two kids that is how this store treats 15 year employees. They performed a "no call, no show", as did the next hires. Manager demanded to know what I was telling them. I told her, "YOU told them that!" She didn't work much longer.

  • @moggiye
    @moggiye Pƙed 3 lety +6

    Amazing that kid who became a lawyer is definitely going places, good job OP

  • @JurassicKM
    @JurassicKM Pƙed 3 lety +19

    "Hey, has anyone seen our tank?"
    Check with Sabaton. They might have a spare you can use for the time being.

  • @tfivegames
    @tfivegames Pƙed 3 lety +10

    As a prior Soldier, I can honestly say not a single assault rifle has ever gone missing. It's hard for something to go missing that doesn't exist.

    • @gavinjenkins899
      @gavinjenkins899 Pƙed 3 lety +1

      Weird, because there's like 5 other guys saying they are in the military talking about inventory rules etc in these very comments who reference assault rifles without skipping a beat. so... seems like they do actually

    • @tfivegames
      @tfivegames Pƙed 3 lety

      Weird, because there's no such thing as an assault rifle. There are M4A1 Carbine semiautomatic rifles, M249 rifles, and semiautomatic handguns but I was never issued an assault rifle or any weapon that spontaneously assaulted someone.

    • @gavinjenkins899
      @gavinjenkins899 Pƙed 3 lety

      @@tfivegames Yes there is. It's a colloquial term. There's also "no such thing as" a "monkey" either in formal biological taxonomy. Guess what though, people still use it and it still means something and monkeys still exist anyway. Just, instead of an exact geneological definition, it's "smallish primates that tend to steal my candy bars and have long tails probably" etc.
      An assault rifle, similarly, is a colloquial term meaning "a rifle that tends to be of the sort that would be useful for quick, aggressive, short-ish range assaults on things, which is generally long and powerful since you don't need to conceal stuff during an aggressive short assault". it's not a precise technical term, agreed.

    • @tfivegames
      @tfivegames Pƙed 3 lety

      @@gavinjenkins899 ooohhh.... touche my friend

    • @jamesloll4601
      @jamesloll4601 Pƙed 3 lety

      Like your logic. No weapon has EVER assaulted anyone, it's the person BEHIND the weapon. So if I stab someone with a pencil does that make it an assault pencil? I just might stab myself with one in the leg so I could legit sell the world's first assault pencil on E-bay! I might sound a little nuts but I did assault myself with it! Who knows? I could make millions on a bidding war for the first assault pencil of it's kind!!! LMAO

  • @neonblade8591
    @neonblade8591 Pƙed 3 lety +2

    Boss: "If you all don't sign the write up you will be fired."
    All the employees: "Bet"

  • @rainsongt189
    @rainsongt189 Pƙed 3 lety +14

    The military story reminds me of a M*A*S*H episode where Hawkeye, as food service officer, discovers Klinger has stolen 50 trays from the 8053 because the 4077 was short. And yep, the problem gets kicked down the road when the next food service officer, Margaret, takes over.

    • @dx1450
      @dx1450 Pƙed 3 lety

      Yep, I saw that one recently. And actually it became 75 trays after the 8053rd sent an MP to the 4077th to go find their missing trays.

  • @elbruces
    @elbruces Pƙed 2 lety +3

    OP: "a nuclear missile has gone missing."
    Boss: "just re-do the inventory."

    • @philiprice7875
      @philiprice7875 Pƙed rokem +2

      OP: "a nuclear missile has gone missing."
      Boss: "just re-do the inventory."
      later on OP "redid it boss found it but we have 2 more missing now

  • @davidmistoffelees8459
    @davidmistoffelees8459 Pƙed 3 lety +5

    The free pass was a very kind gesture from the organizers.

  • @heathern6737
    @heathern6737 Pƙed 3 lety +3

    My dad worked for the Post Office and one day he came home with this OMG kind of story. Earlier that day, one of the managers had come around and told my dad that he needed him to cover another route because the manager had to send several carriers to another station. My dad's like fine and does it, all the while wondering what's going on? Sending carriers from one station to another is something the Post Office almost never does. He gets the chance to talk to one of the carriers that went to the other station and here's what went down. It seems that a manager and a carrier at the other station had been arguing over something. It ended with the manager going on the intercom and basically threaten to kill the carrier. Well the carrier went to his shop steward (union rep) and says "I don't feel safe being here. I'm going home." and leaves. When the manager made the threat, he didn't mention who he was going to kill, so ALL the carriers felt threatened. Every Single Carrier goes to the shop steward and basically says the same thing, "I don't feel safe here. I'm going home." Now they have a station with no one to deliver the mail! The station manager calls downtown (the main office) and all hell breaks loose. Postal Inspectors (which are like Mail Police) show up, big wigs from downtown come in and everyone is scrambling to find carriers from other stations to come over. Needless to say, the manager that started the whole thing lost his job.

  • @SeanQuinn4
    @SeanQuinn4 Pƙed 3 lety +26

    30 years ago... Unlikely they had security cameras.... Yup those teenagers may have eaten justice burgers, but they definitely had spit in them after what they pulled 😂

    • @leefi1
      @leefi1 Pƙed 3 lety +6

      I grew up in a resort town working at restaurants, no one that I ever worked with would tamper with food. Even when I worked in a chain burger joint, it was not something anyone ever talked about doing. Rude, demanding clients are just too common to hate enough to tamper with food just to get even with them. I'm sure it happens, but it is far less common than most people think it is.

    • @SeanQuinn4
      @SeanQuinn4 Pƙed 3 lety +3

      @@leefi1 oh whole heartedly agree with you about workers & customers. This strikes me as an exception, after they threw a clearly petty manager under the bus, and managers from other stores were called in to cover, everyone on that line is pissed as hell to be there, so you don't think that, if ever there was an opportunity for food tampering to happen, this would be it?

    • @armaggedon390
      @armaggedon390 Pƙed 3 lety +6

      @@SeanQuinn4 I guarantee the other managers yelled at the crappy one. So it's unlikely they would let her spit on the food. Though not impossible.

    • @jamesloll4601
      @jamesloll4601 Pƙed 3 lety

      Even so, even knowing it. STILL had to be some of the best tasting burgers EVER. When you know your part of the best honestly working your ass off earnestly, betting that second hand kiss from that manager is STILL ever sweat revenge. Still though she'd be the ONLY one, the rest of the managers pulled from other stores ARE HATING her GUTS TOO! She made this problem!😘

  • @hylian_princess
    @hylian_princess Pƙed 3 lety +10

    Morning everybody! I hope you're having a great start to your day! (To the folks who are watching this in the afternoon or night, I hope you're having a great day/ great night! ♡)

    • @RedT...TheOriginal.NotANumber
      @RedT...TheOriginal.NotANumber Pƙed 3 lety +1

      Yes and no. Having a not-great day, but it's a little better after getting my daily dose of rSlash.
      Hopefully yours is better. :)

    • @hylian_princess
      @hylian_princess Pƙed 3 lety +1

      @@RedT...TheOriginal.NotANumber I'm so sorry! I hope things get better!

  • @Floridabummer
    @Floridabummer Pƙed 3 lety +6

    As a Marine I can tell you if a weapon or something serious goes missing usually the place will go on lockdown till that Weapon/Whatever serious is missing is found.

    • @Nerobyrne
      @Nerobyrne Pƙed 3 lety +1

      makes sense.
      Can you tell me how shit like actual tanks can end up on black markets?
      I know it's very rare, but obviously it does sometimes happen. My personal guess would be they got captured during a battle, at least that's how ISIS got theirs according to some report I read once.

    • @Floridabummer
      @Floridabummer Pƙed 3 lety +2

      @@Nerobyrne One example is the UN Soldiers have multiple times abandoned post or there vehicles/weapons and ISIS would take the Vehicles/Weapons for themselves. The Iraqi Army as well was known for being very cowardly that they would abandoned there stuff very often. It would be very rare to see big countries gear on black markets like the United States. Not saying it doesnt happen but it is rare

  • @The_Viscount
    @The_Viscount Pƙed 3 lety +2

    "No one notices if a crate of ammo is lost in transit or a few grenades are skimmed off the inventory." Smuggler in Mass Effect

  • @tavonwright8330
    @tavonwright8330 Pƙed rokem +1

    As a former fast food grunt, that first story brought tears of joy to my eyes.

  • @dualityofmorons
    @dualityofmorons Pƙed 3 lety +4

    The inventory story:
    Batteries, tools, light, toiletries, stuff like that....goes missing pretty regularly.
    Explosives and firearms....no; that stuff is heavily regulated and monitored.

  • @watzittooya428
    @watzittooya428 Pƙed 3 lety +26

    good morning y’all!

  • @jamesmills8167
    @jamesmills8167 Pƙed 3 lety +12

    "Has anyone seen our our box of frag bombs"
    Commander one month later "Recount"

    • @tonybeaumont8289
      @tonybeaumont8289 Pƙed 3 lety +4

      *scratching head* "anyone seen that nuke we had laying around?"

    • @castperthewolf3426
      @castperthewolf3426 Pƙed 4 měsĂ­ci +1

      Oh, we found that...mostly.
      *Yells over the intercom*
      Has anyone found the God Damn Uranium Yet!?

  • @wizardly9211
    @wizardly9211 Pƙed 3 lety +8

    Military equipment like tanks, Jeep's, weapons etc, are often "lost" on purpose by soldiers because it's a lot cheaper to count it as a lose than another thing to pay for

    • @richewilson6394
      @richewilson6394 Pƙed 3 lety

      I heard the same story on dark fluff and they said that somebody had made off with a tire jet engine

  • @ATigerOnYoutube
    @ATigerOnYoutube Pƙed 3 lety +18

    Welcome to r/good. Today we will listen to another really good episode from rslash.

  • @bigalsfoodreviews
    @bigalsfoodreviews Pƙed 3 lety +4

    thinking of that first story reminded me of working at a fat food place and the entire night crew walked out and left me to clean up on my own. then I at 3 or 4 in the morning after working 12 hours without a break pretty much I left, then the manager tried having a go at me for not cleaning up well enough

  • @staylor3483
    @staylor3483 Pƙed 3 lety +1

    My husband, a former Marine, once told me that the most common tool to go missing in his shop were the files, hardened steel with the long tang type. The guys would make knives from them and sell them. Although, he did say afterwards that it would be only the broken files... but I don't believe they were all broken..

    • @philiprice7875
      @philiprice7875 Pƙed rokem

      or "this file has a tooth missing, lets right it off"

  • @KoriMasho
    @KoriMasho Pƙed 3 lety

    Am in the military and am in charge of my shop's "special inventory." I can tell you with 100% confidence that it actually is stuff like specialty screwdrivers. It's torque wrenches and drivers. It's rubber gasket spreaders and fiberscopes. It's drain tubes and fuel hoses. Stuff we have to use sometimes, but not often enough to have them assigned to a tool box.

  • @MeMe-sd8hs
    @MeMe-sd8hs Pƙed 3 lety +11

    I love doing my school work listening to your viedos

    • @riverstorm1536
      @riverstorm1536 Pƙed 3 lety

      I can't listen to my phone during school (which is sad scene I do better lissning to music or this guy) but I have free time rn Soo yee

  • @kyle8072
    @kyle8072 Pƙed 3 lety +3

    If you write a college entrance essay about how you got suspended for fighting for your free speech in grade school, thats how you get into college.

  • @y3ll0ch0c0lat3
    @y3ll0ch0c0lat3 Pƙed 3 lety +1

    I would have complained that the fries were too greasy and ask if the grease was properly filtered and emptied... đŸ€Ł

  • @thunderflare59
    @thunderflare59 Pƙed 3 lety

    Who would threaten to fire someone that threatened to quit? That's the smoothest brain idea ever.

  • @natemillard729
    @natemillard729 Pƙed 3 lety +7

    Perfect to listen to while fishing

    • @uncle3403
      @uncle3403 Pƙed 3 lety

      I want to go fishing rn

  • @gio3
    @gio3 Pƙed 3 lety +7

    The last supper has nothing on OP going back to their old work for dinner!

  • @CatholicSatan
    @CatholicSatan Pƙed 3 lety +1

    Surprising stuff can "disappear" from inventory. Many years ago, I worked for Shell Oil and one of our guys would visit Nigeria quite often. He had a "fixer" (very necessary to get things done there) and would take him presents such as crisp cotton shirts (besides the cash that went his way) whenever he made a visit. One visit the fixer told our guy that he had something that had appeared because of "a mistake in the stock taking". Our guy went along with the fixer to a hangar to see a large container in which there was a _Pratt and Whitney jet engine!_ He had loads of stories about life out there including such as the "company car", an East European model with heated seats - because of the harsh winters they get in Nigeria...

  • @AnonYmous-mc5zx
    @AnonYmous-mc5zx Pƙed 3 lety +2

    "Do things like that just go missing in the military?"
    M8 you don't want to know how many answers that question has...

    • @philiprice7875
      @philiprice7875 Pƙed rokem

      joke from stargate by O'Neil "please the CIA have lost entire country's)

  • @brodypaxton4256
    @brodypaxton4256 Pƙed 3 lety +38

    I clicked so fast that I scared myself

    • @win_ini
      @win_ini Pƙed 3 lety

      **Local Potato **-Happy-** Clicked So Fast He Scared Himself Today**

  • @pillow-casidilla7781
    @pillow-casidilla7781 Pƙed 3 lety +22

    Anyone notice that rSlash has veen posting 1 hour earlier than normal for this week?

    • @alistercat
      @alistercat Pƙed 3 lety +17

      It's the time change. In a lot of US states, the time went back an hour recently. It sucks because you lose sleep. I'm still exhausted. Waking up at "6" is actually like waking up at 5.

    • @Frostfern94
      @Frostfern94 Pƙed 3 lety +2

      I did! I was confused because like ?? when?
      UK time change is later

    • @athenagreen5390
      @athenagreen5390 Pƙed 3 lety +5

      Sometimes I forget other countries don't do time change.

    • @RileyWrites2112
      @RileyWrites2112 Pƙed 3 lety +2

      Daylight savings time started this week in the US.

    • @Yumi_Jay
      @Yumi_Jay Pƙed 3 lety

      I'm in the Pacific Northwest in the United States which he always post at 6 AM for my time zone. Its a different story for Arizona because they don't do daylight savings. Because of Daylight Savings the time zone is different. I think other countries do it but they don't do it at the same time we in the States do it.

  • @geekchic8798
    @geekchic8798 Pƙed 3 lety

    As a person who had two relatives who worked for the military for 43 years put together, it's a criminal offence, if dangerous items were stolen by the one or more of the people who worked there. No matter if they're still in bootcamp or higher up. If items that are highly dangerous that went missing from the inventory, that would've become high priority to figure out who were the culprit(s), charge and/or jail them and dishonorably discharged them.

  • @geofff.3343
    @geofff.3343 Pƙed 3 lety +2

    9:10
    It's called a Pyrrhic victory. The school technically won but the cost and ultimate outcome was essentially a loss anyway.
    The classic example is you win the battle, but it costs you so much manpower and materiel that you lose the war because of it.

  • @chriscarpenter3370
    @chriscarpenter3370 Pƙed 3 lety +8

    "has anyone seen our tank? oh well."
    rslash 2021

  • @mudkipqueen920
    @mudkipqueen920 Pƙed 3 lety +13

    mmm, nothing like an rslash video while i work on assignments

  • @trevorsreya8277
    @trevorsreya8277 Pƙed 8 měsĂ­ci

    Story 1: Bold of them to come back for that victory meal, and trust that none of the managers did anything to their food.

  • @Sorchia56
    @Sorchia56 Pƙed 3 lety +1

    Don’t fret! Weapons, grenades, etc., are in the Infantry and guarded heavily! NOTHING goes missing from “The Toy Store”. Those guys know their inventory at all times. I’ll admit, a few times I was a bit disappointed that they were so good at their jobs! 😂😂😂

    • @win_ini
      @win_ini Pƙed 3 lety

      -Toy Story- **The Toy Store**

  • @zeroanguish1620
    @zeroanguish1620 Pƙed 3 lety +5

    I love starting my mornings with Rslash

  • @7KDSP
    @7KDSP Pƙed 3 lety +3

    Everyday before work, I lay in bed listing to your videos. Always makes me feel ready to go through the day!

  • @Arterexius
    @Arterexius Pƙed 3 lety +1

    That school is the epitome of "Won the battle, lost the war"

  • @AlvaradoLa1
    @AlvaradoLa1 Pƙed 3 lety +2

    It’s very hard for HE’s to go missing they are kept in a fort within a base with double security. Sounds like he was a supply shop worker and got his command removed through a meritorious mass

    • @philiprice7875
      @philiprice7875 Pƙed rokem

      watch top gear with Randolth Fienes he was in the SAS and blow up a dam as a favour for a friend, asked how did he get the HE out of the base he replied "i put it in my pocket"

  • @marcelrobinson
    @marcelrobinson Pƙed 3 lety +4

    I now know what a pyrrhic victory looks like.

  • @ChakatNightspark
    @ChakatNightspark Pƙed 3 lety +4

    Yes, while uncommon, Yes There have been times where Grenades, assault rifles, Ammo, helmets, gas masks, ect. can go missing. Even Vehicles can go missing from time to time. While Grenades and assault rifles are the rare of the rare to go missing. it has happened. The More common item to go missing more often then others is Gas Masks being that if they were taking, it is a very quick flip to sell them.
    alot of the time, items arent missing in first place, just a miscount, or was not logged when it should have been.

  • @sarahstilllost3157
    @sarahstilllost3157 Pƙed 3 lety +2

    "Hm... Could have sworn the tank was around here somewhere..."

  • @coolsnowmanjoe9380
    @coolsnowmanjoe9380 Pƙed 3 lety +119

    "I'm a fat kid who openly plays Magic the Gathering in high school"
    Bro, I felt that on an atomic level.

    • @MiG-21bisFishbedL
      @MiG-21bisFishbedL Pƙed 3 lety +7

      I went from a big high school to a small town one. So small, that we had to pull double duty as jocks AND nerds. A common phrase uttered was "After practice, we should go to so-and-so's place to play some Magic."

    • @anthonylong9067
      @anthonylong9067 Pƙed 3 lety +3

      Half of my HS played Magic, Yu-Gi-Oh, or Pokemon. It was always either of those.

    • @oliverjudson1834
      @oliverjudson1834 Pƙed 2 lety

      czcams.com/video/3C5nZaDNyvY/video.html

  • @denverarnold6210
    @denverarnold6210 Pƙed 2 lety

    The high school story shows the perfect mindset. If you can't live a good life because of those around you, live a good life to spite those that demean you.

  • @CaptainCannonball13
    @CaptainCannonball13 Pƙed 3 lety +17

    These videos are always awesome to listen while in VR as it’s something I can just listen to. Great content! Keep it up!

  • @ethanwillis3004
    @ethanwillis3004 Pƙed 3 lety +11

    The school in the third story apparently never heard of Tinker v. Des Moines

    • @dx1450
      @dx1450 Pƙed 3 lety +7

      I guarantee they'd have never said a thing had the kid worn a Bush/Cheney T-shirt.

  • @johannmueller9660
    @johannmueller9660 Pƙed 3 lety +2

    Friend of mine was in the Marines and his unit was assigned to the motor pool... although a Corporal, he was the highest ranking member of his unit, and so he was put in charge until a Sargent could be assigned to take his position. Well, he noticed right away that more than half of the vehicles on the list just weren't there. So he printed up several sheets and handed them out and ordered them to look around, if they find a vehicle on the list that were to take it... not ask... just take it and bring it back.
    He had no lest that 4 officers come to him and demand that he return 'their' vehicle, so he pulled down the list and said - "Sorry, sir. Says right here this vehicle is in our motor pool, and only the Sargent is authorized to sign them out." - In the military, paperwork trumps orders.

    • @raypitts4880
      @raypitts4880 Pƙed 3 lety

      paper work beats rank as well if it can be worked.

  • @kyrakephart
    @kyrakephart Pƙed 3 lety +3

    Rslash doing malicious compliance on my birthday?? What a great start!!!

  • @78deathface
    @78deathface Pƙed 3 lety +3

    The first story perfectly illustrates the importance of worker’s rights and the power of collective action. This is why unions are a good thing.

  • @sleepdeprived_inc.
    @sleepdeprived_inc. Pƙed 3 lety +5

    Just gunna...watch this in class- 😗

  • @stevenbentley310
    @stevenbentley310 Pƙed rokem

    Army veteran, here. No, it is absolutely NOT common for ordinance to "walk off", and would end up with the unit being locked down until that equipment is recovered. Those items are kept in large safes when not in use. The person is, most likely, discussing office gear of various types, though it could be field gear, as well (tents, cots, etc.).

  • @astralguardian5930
    @astralguardian5930 Pƙed 2 lety

    For the Dance Fraud, I am gonna say that RSlash's advice of hitting the credit would've been a quick yet "weak" fix. Honestly, OP blasting that organizer online left a lot more damage to their reputation.

  • @MagicalMedic
    @MagicalMedic Pƙed 3 lety +8

    Good morning everyone, hope you're hydrated!

    • @eugene1o01
      @eugene1o01 Pƙed 3 lety

      Gm I hope you are hydrated too

    • @sevade5600
      @sevade5600 Pƙed 3 lety

      No me thursty

    • @gg-pv1do
      @gg-pv1do Pƙed 3 lety

      @@sevade5600 Have some water. àČ _àČ 

    • @sevade5600
      @sevade5600 Pƙed 3 lety

      @@gg-pv1do no

    • @gg-pv1do
      @gg-pv1do Pƙed 3 lety

      @@sevade5600 Aight, then have some juice or a milk.

  • @Raziel47
    @Raziel47 Pƙed 3 lety +12

    Dang I got here early lol

  • @synge1351
    @synge1351 Pƙed 3 lety

    I learned years ago, do NOT take shit from bad bosses. put them in their place immediately, or quit the job immediately, one of the two. You'd be surprised. once your boss realizes that you are no nonsense and you're not going to put up with anything like that, that tend to just leave you alone.

  • @SeamstarSmokey
    @SeamstarSmokey Pƙed rokem

    13:43
    If OP did a chargeback, not only would they not utterly ruin this slimy businessman’s life, but they also wouldn’t have a cool story to tell.

  • @toluckyforyou4432
    @toluckyforyou4432 Pƙed 3 lety +6

    The last time I was this early I was being born!

  • @ouji8478
    @ouji8478 Pƙed 3 lety +4

    Wow, I don't think I've ever been this early to a video. I didn't even get the notification for it.

  • @SnitchesGetStitchesFrmMe
    @SnitchesGetStitchesFrmMe Pƙed 3 lety +1

    The military story:
    At the end you said “Hey! Has anyone seen our tank?” Well, what would happen if they lost a tank? Well, I can tell you that. If a tank was missing, 300 people would be dispatched to where it was, all equipped with heavy armour and assault rifles. People would be dispatched everywhere around the base. If they find it, not where it’s supposed to be, they sweep the whole thing for any trace of who took it.

  • @Alphakennyjuan
    @Alphakennyjuan Pƙed 3 lety +1

    5:15 you severely underestimate how much the military pays for common items. Its very possible the stuff going missing were more common items that weren't meant for warfare.

  • @creativemind7654
    @creativemind7654 Pƙed 3 lety +6

    4 minutes in lol, best morning routine.

  • @Simba791-gt9py
    @Simba791-gt9py Pƙed 3 lety +11

    2 minutes ago? Never been this early or I must be tripping because it is 11pm. I may need to submit my vibe check to see if I am vibing or not.

  • @Oggystein
    @Oggystein Pƙed 3 lety

    The funnies thing about that dress code compliance story is that OP openly admits to supporting John Edwards, who, among other things, was found to be cheating on his wife, who was dying of cancer.

  • @hollowvoices1268
    @hollowvoices1268 Pƙed 3 lety

    Former armory guy here. Military keeps very good tabs on weapons and other dangerous items. So the missing items were likely expensive items that were likely loaned out to various units/contractors, items that likely were easily 'lost'. Could be electronics, tools, small arms ammunition, combat gear, stuff like that.