r/Maliciouscompliance "IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT, QUIT!" "lol ok, bye!"
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- Äas pĆidĂĄn 1. 05. 2020
- r/Maliciouscompliance We've all had terrible bosses, right? The terrible boss in today's video goes off on a total power trip and shouts at OP to quit if he doesn't like the job. So... he quits! Well, it turns out that OP is a pretty critical member of the team, so the boss immediately does a 180 and begs for OP to come back! If you like this video and want to see more, hit the subscribe button for daily Reddit videos!
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"Sneaky Snitch" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
License: CC By Attribution 3.0 - Komedie
69 comments when I type this
nice
Hi
Nice
I stayed up until 1 am to watch your new vid (cause I'm in new Zealand). Your channel is one of my favourites on this platform.
rSlash yay rslash
*y e s*
Story: "We all quit at the same time."
*ad starts*
Ad: "Let's hear it for the quitters!"
AdBlock : Hmmmmmmmmmm
What ad was this?! đđ
@@wolfheart8604 one of the smoking ones
That's great!
Aww i got a gaia one
âWhy canât people admit when they screw up?â Pride is stupid isnât it?.
You are FiHired
BootyHole. I just donât do anything ever so I never screw up đ
BootyHole sometimes pride is good, but it always comes to a point where it really needs to be kept in check.
Beaming because y know you're giving constant 100%s in doing your work or managed to, say, make it into Harvard Law despite only missing a single tiny point? Sure thing, feel free to pat yourself on the back for it. But using those accomplishments and such to throw your weight around, or otherwise ignore thinking first before acting? Well, have fun when that blows up in your face.
Pride is ok unless the ego is fragile.
I just don't get why 'admitting you made a mistake' is something so many people struggle with.
Like, the world won't end i you're proven wrong on something. Why fight as if it will?
I can't believe you stayed for only an extra $2 an hour. I'd want $5 just for the insult to my intelligence of FiHired.
I mean the probably had to compromise, probably would've complained or actually fired him if he asked for too much. Idk but same lmao.
@@g0blinbug946 Well op intended to leave the job anyway.
I mean, I'd have started off at 20 and seen where that would take me.
I left a job so I could go back to it with a raise. I'm the only one qualified to do it, and the only one who would do it, plus I'm paid below my colleagues at the same level. All was going great until the pandemic hit, and now the budget's in the toilet. I got the offer to go back, but I'm waiting to hear what the pay is going to be.
An extra 2 dollar per hour is a lot @donks 01 you work about 20-25 days a month. Thatâs you getting around 60-75 extra dollars a month
Rslash: âHave fun replacing whatever was motivated, loyal and dedicated team of cleaners who made-â
Ad: âWARRIORS OF THE EASTâ
that was no accident
lol
"there are no accidents" -Master oogway
"Oh surprise, you're suspended. You can't work while you're suspended, so hand in your uniform and nametag and everything else. But also train your replacement."
#logic
You're expecting stupid asshole bosses to use logic. If they did, they wouldn't be stupid asshole bosses and would actually treat/pay their employees well.
Thats entitled bosses for you. I love it when they come unstuck đ
#FiHired đâïž
Yes thatâs exactly what happened, then written, and read. Now for some dumb reason for likes youâre literally just restating what we all just listened to. You do know that people can understand whatâs being said without having to reiterate things.
@@joshfly210
Apparently, you haven't been on the internet for very long.
Hotel Manager: If you donât like it, then leave
OP and crew: Leaves
Hotel Manager: Surprised Pikachu face
Wow great job typing exactly what happened.
@@BenoitRAG3 You're right pal it was a pretty great job, great job pointing out exactly what they did.
I feel like this is getting old
@@ThePinkRubber I feel like you're getting old
Monkey King I feel like you couldâve passed my comment without replying if you didnât like it so much
"I didn't say Fired, I said FiHired"
If you're going to lie about it bud, use words that actually exist in the Dictionary.
Youâre gonna Di- Live!
It's actually in Urban Dictionary.
It's a story, enjoy it
Guy: Fihired is a real word
*writes* it in the dictionary
Guy: seeeeeeeee
@@egg-di4826
Yes, I time-traveled back to 2018 to add it to Urban Dictionary so I could prove a slang word existed to someone in 2020.
Damn. You caught me.
The one with "Pizza for Bob" should have leaned into it a bit more, when the guy comes up to ask about his food, tell him you'll check into it and then ask for a name.
Yas
It Would have been more funny if Taken verrry literally and when the pizza was ready op could have said 'pizza for just put bob on it'
Like at least spend the $20 on a good bot voice
Wonder if his last name is wehadababyitsaboy. Lol
"It's a manual diesel, so it's going go live forever."
The way that was said made me almost spit out some of my Mountain Dew
Yep. My parents had a Jetta for years before we had to get rid of it, and it had over 500k kilometers on it amusingly enough. Pity the insurance dunces for promising 'unlimited lifetime repairs" on that car; they didn't think that one through.
Technically, they might be correct. I don't know the science behind how the type of fuel can affect the lifespan of a car engine, so I'll just assume that they're right.
Realistically, anything that runs on petrol or diesel might get decommissioned in a not-too-distant future - unless you live in one of those countries who don't give a flip about enforcing any environmental bills and whose government thinks that the carbon dioxide's effect on the climate is a hoax.
Rage Fury you should rethink the ârealisticâ in your sentence
@@Ragehunger So, when this happens, will the government be buying me a new car to replace mine?
I learned to drive in a manual, diesel Fiesta.
That thing was like a tractor - you could *_start_* it in third gear.
It's probably still chugging away somewhere, even twenty four years later.
11:26 this part really confuses me. If she got fired, then she canât train their replacement since sheâs not working their anymore? So he shouldnât be shocked
Bad bosses always try to get you to do stuff for free and then are surprised when people won't work for nothing.
The boss wanted them to train their replacement. It happens all the time.
However most of the time.
You don't tell someone they're fired right before they do and its more of a you pay them and then fire them after their trained deal.
My boss wanted me to train my replacement when I quit working at McDonalds. I trained them (on the clock) the exact same way they trained me. "Watch me *quickly presses buttons and doesn't hang around long enough for anyone to take it in* Now you do it."
She got suspended. Because that meant she wasnât trusted to be in the store (accused of theft), it would make no sense for her to even be there working during that time.
@@someperson7797 Yeah, I think he was trying to pull a dumbass power move. He didn't even tell her she was under investigation (which totally has to be an HR violation), and when she balks at why, he pulls out the "My bad, you're fired" big guns.
Egomaniac all around. And as everyone who's ever had a job knows, it's the egomaniac bosses that tend to shoot themselves in the foot the most often.
The boss: "if you can't do it then leave"
Everyone : *leaves*
The boss: *surprised Pikachu face*
Hotel Manager: "If you don't like working here, then leave!"
OP and Crew: "Ok." *Leaves*
Hotel Manager: *"You weren't supposed to do that."*
Omg wow! you said exactly what happened. Youâre so talented
Ikr
@@BenoitRAG3 Not sure if you're being sarcastic, but okay.
Dino Dracko they said the same thing on my comment đ so original right?
I thought i killed you
When asked, "Is this the Krusty Krab?" They should of answered, "No, this Patrick."
"sir this is a wendy's"
âThe Krusty Krab pizza, is the pizza for you and me.â
Malicious compliance is one of the best subreddits change my mind
no I don't think I will
Can't really. If you had said it was THE best, maybe, but ONE OF the best? Yeah, it is.
What about entitled parents itâs pretty funny đ
r/prorevenge?
R/dankmemes
Ill never understand people who watch the "youtubers" who just get the exact same bot to read out reddit posts over people like rslash who actually put time and effort into their videos.
Same here. If I wanted to listen to them like that, I would just use the bot MYSELF!
I often canât understand what the bots are saying unless I look at the screen too. If I was going to just read the posts, why bother with CZcamsrs in the first place?
Edit: âbotsâ, not âboysâ
Right. I love listening to these stories, but the robot is so monotone I often tune it out within five minutes, and miss half the video before I realize it.
There are actually differences in the videos though. The robot voice doesn't bother me that much, and there's channels that go through the same effort of editing as r/slash. They just don't narrate. Maybe they don't like the sound of their voice, or don't have access to a decent microphone (and don't even pretend like bad voice audio wouldn't get someone nothing but absolute shit), or don't have a quiet place to record. Hell, all three at once for a lot of them.
But I'm still entertained by the audiobook version of Reddit, and they make sure the robot can say the words right, there's no random audio mess ups, and they upload regularly. Reddit stories are already some of the most low effort videos, the robot voice is just another way of doing it. đ€·
Edit: before I get "but the bad ones!" Yes, the shitty videos are shitty. If you just crap out Microsoft Sam, it's always going to be bad. I know. You know. We all know which videos I'm talking about.
@@wareforcoin5780 i like listening to creepy reddit stories with the robot cause the delivery of other youtubers isnt fitting for the mood. They get too cheery or read just as monotone as the bot. I listen to posts when i draw and cant watch the screen
"FiHired?!?!"
Dear lord, it the Simpson's episode
"Are you saying "Boooo" or Booo-urns?"
"BOOOOO!!!"
"I was saying Booo-urns..."
Good ol' Moleman!
Sounds like Smoked hams
@@JenniferSnaps "Steamed hams"
Let's go Brendan.
@@bmorg7244 no it's smoking
Boss: "if you dont like it then *leave* "
Employee: "ok"
Boss: *" no, wait, stop, what are you doing??"*
"If you don't like it then leave!"
The quote on the tombstone of many a failed business.
Edit: Also I'm petty and would have refused to come back (even for a couple extra bucks) just to twist the knife in that asshole boss. That backpedal instead of a sorry was pathetic.
rSlash: I don't understand when people screw up,why can't they just admit they screw up,apologize,and move on?
Me: Because humans are never like that.
Ikr
Clyde Draconazha ego wonât let them
why would they admit to abusing theyre power?
Pride and stubbornness are two of the most common human flaws.
Some humans can be like that
And sometimes it can make you feels a bit guilty and in the end, you will threw apoligize back and forth to each other
Itâs interesting hearing the ones where the higher ups realize they have to do actual work because they fucked up
Ah greed, one of the main reasons a company can loose what makes them special
8:30
Imagine the look on the bosses face of op actually quit
as a student i cleaned at a well known hotel. we had 15 minutes per room. figure out how clean hotel rooms are.
How many were you?
You better have 2 per room
Man, that first job. "Wow, my business is booming and I'm making so much money!....How can I screw this up?"
My daily schedule:
8:00:Get up and get ready for the day
8:45:Breakfast
9:05:Study
11:05:Me time
14:00:R/Slash for the rest of the day till I pass out
Grim Reaper Oh but it is, âmortalâ
My dudes I'm still watching R/Slash vids I have been fir hours...I think I need help
These timestamps make no sense
The first story; The boss took so much from those cleaners and he just spit on them . I'm glad they all left together. He got what he deserved!
"It a diesel with a manual transmission it will live forever" đ
The "fihired" story: I hope the OP got that raise in writing, before he touched any work that day.
My dad wouldve just told theboss to go f**k himself or double his pay
SUPER NICE typo that insurance company made!!! Lifetime vs. a year. Oh yeah, that family will have lots of fun driving that car!! See you next time.
And whose lifetime was put in the contract? Considering that might make it last longer.
also whose lifetime? can they give the car to someone (maybe rather family) and that someone also have his/her repairs for free?
I really liked the bridezillas the other day, you should do another one
Sophie Nicholson no we need more entitled parents
Do both!!! PLEASE!!!
You guys are so entitled you are telling r slash what to do in a free entertainment channel. R slash these people will demand to see your manager.
@@carlosaguilar9215 I mean he usually asks us if we like new reddits he covers, I was just giving feedback lmao
@@sophdog2564 I bet you want to speak to my manager, don't you Karen. Lol is all in good fun. He makes my commute 100 times better. My fav. Video is when he yells "welcome to us bank" I spilled my coffee al over my car thanks to r slash
Now it's gonna be *really* hard to find more housecleaners. Good luck boss.
Wonder who they are passing the car to when they die, lol. Get that mileage to roll back over to 0 đ€Ł
Iâm just gonna sit and watch the people who lie about being first come strolling on in
OmG i Am FiRsT
@tastelukkaneta yeah sure your first
Guys you would never believe it, but I promise you I was first đ€
Lol
I love how people get so serious about CZcams comments lol
Why would you even think about selling a car with no ongoing maintenance costs?
Pizza manager: Sure theyâre prank calling us but take them seriously
Employee: Okay sure
Manager: WHO THE HELL ORDERS 100 PIZZAS
Employee: Just doing what you told me to do
Manager: *surprised pikachu meme*
Frankly, what should've been done is that they complete the order and deliver it to them so those idiots would have had to pay over $1000 for a bunch of pizza they didn't actually want. If word spreads, it'll be a good deterrent for future prank calls
My friend had a similar thing where they didnât tell her she was fired they just stopped putting her on the schedule. She had to ask what happened and they just said she didnât work there anymore. No idea why
Had this happened to me once but i napped while on lunch break and overslept.
There's a quality employer right there, that andvthe ones who can't be bothered to let you know you didn't get hired.
I imagined the five cleaners presenting their resignation JoJo style
Greedy people deserve what happens to them.
âUnsuccessful at out-pizzaing the hutâ why was that so funny?? đ€Ł
At such place like Starbucks that ask for name, I always reply "Cthulhu" so when my order is ready and they call me I can say it's my call :)
Jidé how quirky
lol nice one ^ç^
but do they spell it right? and how many times did you had to spell it for them?
also did anyone ever got it?
@@KaosKrusher
Some wrote it perfectly without asking for spelling and they usually smile :)
Usually they understood it's a joke but didn't get it.
Some customers got the joke when I'm called, many didn't.
r/Maliciouscompliance is like lowkey r/ProRevenge but like,for people that literally only did what they were told to do BUT still get revenge
Well, now, then you wrote that, not even that low
Thanks.
So often, management/owners forget that happy workers equals a stellar business relationship with the customers. Sacrifice of customer satisfaction is not worth an extra $100K per year!
you actually lose money if the employees and customers are not happy.
The pizza place exists
Me: *Ill have 2 number 9âs, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, 2 45âs 1 with cheese and a large soda*
"You don't need my name!"
"And you don't need pizza. Next."
Omg, the "what do you need my name for" guy is frickin in every day, at EB Games/GameStop.
I worked there for 5 years off and on, and when they take trade-ins, they need to take down the trader's information. They also require photo ID, and to take down the ID#, AND have the person sign the bottom of their taken information. If people get this bent out of shape, I'm sure you can just *imagine* how badly EB employees have it. It's ridiculous.
Dude....same.
Guy was trading in a PS4+(recent sports game). Asked for the usual. Email, ID yada yada.
He got really sketchy when I asked for ID.
Tries to cancel the whole thing which is annoying. Gets irate. Throws the store display on the ground, going on about prejudice. (He looked and sounded like a scumbag.)
Turns out he'd stolen everything from a car, shown by the cops coming in as he was starting his TedTalk on why I didn't need ID đ
How are you going to be mad when you're going into a store asking for a service you literally can't get at any other major retailer, and they ask for your information? Like, the only other options you have are pawn shops and craigslist. Pawn shops ask for even more information, and craigslist will get you stolen and kept in a dungeon, why is the most easy option such an issue.
I work at a retail chain where I live where we're required to invoice everything under phone numbers for warranty purposes (It keeps the invoice on our system, if anything happens to the product we can pull up the invoice, because most of the receipts get faded/lost.) And the amount of people who get defensive and angry. Whew.
I secretly pray they come back with their product broken so I can tell them we don't have their invoice on the system to pull up as we had to put it under our "No name No details" phone number
How times change. When I worked at a computer store 20 years ago we didn't take a name for a trade-in.
@@rizon72 they implemented it because of the amount of people who would steal games and sell them to game stores. It not only holds them accountable, it is a way to track them if they're dumb and the stuff gets flagged as stolen.
Why are people bored? I'm getting so much done being stuck inside.
Depends on your personality. My mom goes on cleaning frenzies, I get depressed and barely get out of bed. Itâs a spectrum.
I agree! I really have trouble understanding people. IF I could stay home I'd have a million things I'd wanna do. There are SO many things to do and clean and organize and learn and watch and play. I could fill a year stuck at home without getting bored! But alas, I am not one of the people confined at home.
I heard a woman in the grocery store the other day complaining on the phone (yes, the six feet away I was standing from her was still in earshot of her conversation) about having to be around her family. Like, if you didn't want to be around your children, why did you even have them, Karen?
A karen at target was screming at this 16 year old kid beacuse he wouldnt let her in (she had some covid 19 symtoms)the kid then said ok go in she looked like she won but then 2 securitys held her down until the hospital arrived (idk if she had coid but it was a malicious compliance moment)
Because Iâm trying to avoid spending with the person I dislike (a sibling, the only other person I live with, also the only family I have in my town, the rest (4 people) are in another town), have depression and have no one to talk to and no way to distract myself.
Quarantine is awful for me, I would rather be at college.
I had a team leader tell me once, "You're just not doing your job and everybody else has to pick up your slack and that's not right." I knew I was struggling, had been to remedial training and everything. In hindsight, I think she was trying to "motivate" me...it definitely didn't work. "Okay," I asked, "do you want me to clean out my desk and leave now or finish out the day? Either way, I can guarantee you that I won't be back tomorrow." Ended my performance review right quick...
Pizza boss saying "in regards to my last message, please use good judgement".. I wouldn't let him off the hook that easy. I would have asked, "you mean like before you called me out for doing exactly that?" If a boss calls someone out publicly (which they shouldn't do period) but if they do, they definitely owe a public apology when they're wrong and I wouldn't accept anything less.
Donât you hate it when CZcams doesnât even notify you when a video comes out? Me too
I got a short nice one for you all that the grocery store story reminded me of. I was working once at generic taco place with that bell logo. I started there with one of my best managers ever. Good lady, always worked hard. Took care of us and a month in wanted me as a manager.
Well she left and 2 managers later I had one of my worsts. So my crew. They were mine even though we all worked on the same level. Where all great people, hard workers, and watch out for each other. We would work together to cover each other. But they are went behind me, I don't blame them for that. And staged a walk out.
This left me and her working that morning. I had stayed up a bit later the night before then I should have, thinking it would be an easy day and I could leave a bit early. Well, she got one other person to come in, fine. I was working front register, which I normally did. And prep/kitchen. She was on the line making food. With the person that she called in on the drive thru. I'm working my butt off, really tired from being up too late. Then I hear the words from her. The words of great stupidity and idiocy, "Work harder or get out." Well, I wonder which one I did.
What made it better is I went up to there the next day to turn in my uniforms, well rested and ready for a day of job hunting. She was there, by herself, with no one to help her. She offered me my job back. I stood there thinking for about 30 seconds and looked at her dead in the eyes and simply said, "No thanks." Then walks out.
Good times. Good times.
The first story is the best bruh moment ever
Have you been repeating stories? @rslash
Yesterday I listened to a story (your last video) that was also featured in your most viewed video. Also heard this cleaning story before.
Just wondering why, because you've never repeated stories before?
Maybe hes loosing track of the stories hes reading? And I'm glad I wasnt the only one that noticed this.
I dont recall the cleaning one, but I have noticed a couple repeats
I have seen only 1
Maybe it was an accident?
Ive been listening to mr reddit and they both get a few stories the same so that might be it
He wasn't saying "Boo!", he was saying "Boo-urns!"
Usually the advice for contracts is "read them carefully"... The insurance agent might want to do that in the future. đ
Imagine being so petty that you think a worker who pulls 33 hours of shifts over two days is showing too much attitude (a fire-able amount!) by complaining about the workload.
I honestly canât start my morning without an rslash video. Thank you for posting every morning
"I need your FIRST NAME so I can let you know that the food YOU ordered is ready."
"Be careful, pizza man wants your SSN!"
WTF, boomer?
I'll say. We don't even HAVE SSNs in Canada. We have a numerical ID card, yes. But they're not called SSNs
Manager: If you dont like working here then leave!
Everyone: * leaves *
Manager: wait... you weren't supposed to do that
I currently work at Papa Johns and yeah, we do get quite a few "colorful cast of customers" every now and then, some of which could be put into a story. For now, I'll talk about the one I got only a few days ago. A customer called and placed an order for pickup. She said she wanted to pay over the phone so she doesn't have to go inside. Understandably considering Covid-19. I told her that I could take it out to her once it's ready, especially since she's already in the parking lot of the place. Here's the thing though, we're not actually required to bring the food out to our customers as our doors were still open for people to come in and out of, and it was still during the dinner rush so I got pretty busy labeling boxes for orders, taking/completing orders for other customers, and restocking boxes. When I finally finished, the woman comes inside the place and asked if the order was ready, which it was (and no, I wasn't sure how long it was ready during busy time) and we promptly gave it to her and she begrudgingly took it and left. My co-workers were confused about why that was the case until I explained what happened. My supervisor laughed a bit from it.
R/slash is my favorite channel. I LOVE listening to the stories while I clean and the fact that you change the swear words to other words keeps it SO much better to listen to. Thank you SO MUCH for keeping me entertained during quarantineđâ€ïž
Why some people gotta be like "fiRsT" âą
Coz they don't have the intelligence to think of proper comments
@@lux0rd01 lol true
It's their one chance at achieving something in life, no matter how pathetically insignificant it is. đ€·ââïž
FiRsT fIrSt FIRST firST FirSt first
ferst?
@David Reads Janitorial work requires:
âą the ability to read and understand packaging labels
âą ability to stay on task working alone
âą quick response to safety issues
âą (usually) maintain stock of necessary job equipment
I have very little faith that someone who's magnum opus is "First" on a CZcams video can competently do any of that.
Malicious compliance is a great subreddit
First story: OP had 45 minutes to clean each room when they were fully staffed? That's insane! Mt wife and daughter used to clean a hotel as a team. It was also a high end, five star, resort with a world-wide reputation for extremely high standards for everything from décor to personal service to room cleanliness. My girls were responsible for keeping up those housekeeping standards for 19-25 rooms, depending on how many were occupied. It was rarely completely full because of the very high price of the rooms, but occasionally it was, like if there was a big to-do in town that attracted the high rollers. Plus, those rooms were on three different levels and there were no elevators. The hotel was 150 years old, and they hadn't been invented yet when the place was built, so they had to lug their equipment up and down the stairs. Their hours were the same, 9 am to 3 pm for the same reasons as OPs. Between cleaning the rooms to a high standard and hauling the carts up and down three levels, they got something like 15 minutes per room at the most. To have as much time as OP did is incredibly strange.
Just for S&G, my other daughter worked as a chef in one of the hotel's restaurants. It was also a five-star joint on its own, separate from the hotel's ratings. Pretty fancy place. While I had three immediate family members working there, I always wanted to stay, even if for just one night. My wife said there were ways we could have done so for free. Sadly, it never happened. But all three of them have stories to tell, mostly about the entitled guests and their eccentricities.
I loved the last story about the truck! Thatâs one of the best malicious compliance stories of late. đđ» Thanks rSlash for all the entertainment. Iâve been a fan since you got this page started đ
"your wish is my command"
I wish for another Yugo picture on the channel, then
>:)
Maliciously comply with *that*
*rSlash puts up a heavily magnified picture Yugo's butt
@@OrionoftheStar lol
4:55 I always seem to find an excuse to use my grandpa's aspiring voice:take care of your soldiers and they'll take care of you, don't take care of your soldiers and they'll take care of you.
The manager's no leader, he's a belittling general, that screams at his soldiers out in to field at the comfort of his AC office
Tnis is actually a good boss story. I worked in a grocery store. I was the best cashier. This is back when you literally punched in the prices. I was the fastest as I knew the prices and was quick entering them. I could ring up way more people and kept the lines short.
Well, one day we were slow and the manager asked me to help stock the shelves. I say okay and actually liked moving around. So, I start staking baby food. Well, I didn't notice that they were stacked so the jars were actually sticking off the edge, very precariously. I put on one jar and created this cascade of crashing glass.
The manager just came over and laughed and said, no more stocking for you.
This is like 2 months in a row of watching r/
Saaaame
You go girl
Same
I've been watching since December and am constantly on the lookout for new vids haha can't help it
Only two months? Noob
Nobody:
Boss: "You're fihired"
Irrational bosses will always come up with irrational backpedals. Also, it really is a good feeling to see these people have their own bad decisions come back to bite them. They pretty much asked for their lives to be screwed up.
Boss: "Lets talk about this"
ex-employee: "We did, yesterday, that's why we're quitting"
Those pizza prank callers sorta indirectly did something super nice for the workers. âFree dinner for everybody that night.â Plus the boss understood his fuck-up. Win-win! đ
the society stands on top of the janitors, plumbers, electricians, and all the "low-tier" workers
without them it would all just crumble
treat your janitor well and he'll share his ground jerky with you
Ring Ring
rSlash: Hello?
Me: Hey, is (giggles) Redditor their?
rSlash: No, this is Patrick.
Me: YoU wErEn'T sUpPoSeD tO dO tHaT
Boss: Come to my office, we need to talk about your attitude.
OP: I'm fire,d I'm not going to that. See ya!
Boss: I didn't say you were fired, I said you were FiHired!
Me: (Judge Judy voice) *BALONEY!*
I used to work in a supermarket, picking online shopping. It's a really stressful job, you typically start work at 3AM and everything you do is recorded by your scan gun. If you're too slow, or do things in a way they don't like, they'll pretty quickly be onto you. A lot of the time I had to literally run round the store in order to keep my pick rate up. I learned tricks to help me pack thing faster, which made the managers very happy, but when they figured out what I was doing, they expected me to stop, do it all properly, but somehow still manage to magically be just as fast. My boss 'had a word with me' in his office for being slow, despite being new still, and it was the lowest I'd felt in a long time.
After some time, he left for reasons I don't know and we had a new manager. I hoped things would be better. Nah. In short, he was about as incompetent as anyone could be. At least before I was doing 5 days a week, he now expected me to do 6, 8, even 10 days in a row, because 'everyone is leaving.' That was exactly WHY everyone was leaving, btw. We were all fed up. I kid you not, I'd been there less than a year, and by the time I finally had enough, I was the last online picker there. Everyone else, gone. They had to get one of the cleaners to help pick, which wasn't fair on her.
The last person to quit before me warned me that New Manager would try everything to make me stay, and he did. At first, he ignored my letter. Then over the phone, he tried to guilt trip me. Say how much they needed me, that it wasn't fair to quit at such short notice. I told him that I read my contract, and legally I had to give him a week's notice, which I was happy to do. After that, not my problem. Bye.
I hope he finally realised that the reason he ended up with 0 picking staff was all his fault. People think they can walk all over me because I'm quiet and a bit anxious socially, but I stick up for myself if I feel like I'm being screwed over. You don't need to be loud or angry, just stand your ground.
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That just means the Karenâs have found rslash
@@akia1222 oh no! Thay gonna wan't speak to the youtube manager and add premium for his " precius baby "
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Ah, you love to see it! An rSlash video on a Saturday morning!
Well, from here, where I am, it's 9:00PM
@ Southeast Asia
Boss: IF YOU DO NOT LIKE IT, THEN QUIT!
Employee: Ok, bye!
Boss: You weren't suppose to do that.
R/slash is what keeps me going in the morning lol. I listen when I shower and usually hunt for an old episode when I start work
2:13
There's a huge difference between what you said "down *to* two people" and what they actually said "down two people" which means "down BY two people." They just explained how only 2 people left and they started with 7... 7-2=5, not 2.
Who cares guy? Cry for us
True thank u
@@BenoitRAG3 Bet you do squat-thrusts on flagpoles.
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I noticed it too, but I expect some minor mistakes when someone reads so many long stories. It's good he has the actual post on the screen
"FiHired" lmfao
Bosses who don't apologize because they believe it is a major sign of weakness.
Omg, that car at the end will out live us all đ
See the notification
I comply and Click
Yas true
I love ur podcasts
My wish is for you to do more tree law. It makes me smile hearing how people screw themselves over because they thought it was âjust a treeâ
To the first story:
I had this some years back un a bakery...
Boss opened one shop after another, never getting enough but with the same set of workers.
After some time of overwork the high standart of our products declined.
We were shouted at.
We quitted one after another, leaving him without enough people...
"You're fihired"
"That's grheat, when do I sthart, and whaht's thehe sthartihing whage?"
Ian Macfarlane speak English
Is it supposed to be some sort of joke that you're obsessed with H's?
@@Richard_Nickerson Did you even listen to the video?
@@caydos7471 What about you? Did you listen to the video?
@@caydos7471 Incidentally, the response should have been, "write English".
WHAT IS UP RSLASH
Sky maybe?
Or the roof
Or a lamp
Or a cloud
Or a bird
Boss:If you dont like it, then leave!
Me: Fine by me.
Boss: OH NO! APATHY! MY ONLY WEAKNESS!
That pizza story left me in stitches đ
when i saw 26 seconds ago i screamed
Wow no comments, I can't believe I'm this early
There are comments labeled as older than yours, so...
@@Richard_Nickerson I couldn't see any comments when I made this, so...
Malicious compliance is like pro revenge but without all the anger of the person getting wronged in the first place. Just the sweet, sweet satisfaction
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Why am I just imagining a rave where the music is like some 35 year old trying to rap and being like
âNot a speck anywhere, from lamp shade, to bath drain scrubbed squeaky clean ughâ
*B A S S. D R O P S*
Woah, your voice sounds different!
The prank call story immediately reminded me of when some kids prank called a pet store that I worked at, pretending to be a missing toddler. It was a long day, I was there for twelve hours after working the night before, only getting two hours of sleep, and didn't think about how a toddler would be able to call the store. Now, I was panicking because the doors to the store are automatic and there is a street right in front of the doors. Thinking that this little kid was borrowing someone's phone, I told them to stay by the exit sign while I went back, wondering why this person didn't bring this missing toddler to the front. Then again, I have also seen customers ignore missing toddlers running around. When I get to the back of the store, there's no one there. The kids call back with the same prank, and burst into laughter. I don't get what is so funny about pretending to be a lost child. If anything, stuff like that would make anyone suspicious in the future if something like that were to happen seriously.
Love the car story đđđ I bet the insurance company were more careful on how they word things now
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Nothing to end my morning with like an Rslash video before sleep. *My sleep schedule is abhorrent, but I like having these to sleep to. Thank you for the daily content.*