r/Maliciouscompliance I Watched As My Boss Chopped His Fingers Off!
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- Äas pĆidĂĄn 8. 05. 2020
- r/Maliciouscompliance OP works at a sandwich restaurant, and one of his responsibilities is to clean the meat slicer. He does cleans it the safe way (which is the correct way). When OP's boss watches him clean the slider, he decides that OP is doing it incorrectly and wants to show him the "correct" way to clean it. OP warns his boss that cleaning it differently is very dangerous, but the boss ignores him and ends up cutting off his finger! If you like this video, subscribe for more daily Reddit videos!
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OP: Don't do that, you'll cut your finger off
Manager: I KNOW WHAT IM DOING
Manager: Cuts fingers off
I. AM. SPEED
hello
Not again!
Umm
I'm terrified now
rSlash Yeet i luv ur vids
Hearing âboobs are evilâ in an entitled womanâs voice was for some reason hilarious
they are
can confirm they are
"BeWBS are EEEEvIL!"
"A monkey could do your job!" says the woman who needs someone else to print something in word because she can't figure it out.
yep, my knee jerk reaction every time I watch this:
A monkey could?
Then you should do it.
It would be easy for you. I know you're a lot smarter than a monkey, Karen.
If that last woman was a Harry Potter fan, she must have particularly admired Delores Umbridge.
Indeed.
oh my throwback to an original prorevenge story harry potter and the r/prorevenge
@@K8thebest_Gaming that should've been book 5's title lmao
Hype for Silksong with that pfp
Yep
I hate bosses that scold workers for doing well like âHEY YOU CANT DO YOUR JOB BEFORE I SAYâ like dude let them be a good worker
It's just stupid. If you punish your good workers for being good workers, they do exactly what these ones did; stop being good workers.
Yep. I cant stand bosses who love to bring down the hammer when things go "wrong".
But refuse to reward employees who go above and beyond.
imagine completing the job before the boss could eat his lunch the bosss would be like "LISTEN TO ME YOUR FIRED BECAUSE YOUR TO GOOD AT YOUR JOB"
@@mayapal2747 lmao maybe the boss is intimidated
control issues rarely make sense
When an engineer asks you, âAre you sure you want to do this?â, seriously think about the answer. Double points if they want the answer in writing.
just replace 'an engineer' with 'someone who knows their job' ;) malicious compliance is everywhere.
Cleaning the meat slicer is a dangerous job, that thumbnail really gives me the creeps though ngl
I absolutely hate it
It was sorta normal thanks to those other ones that always do that. Also, I LOVE your profile picture. Jellal Fernandes is one of le best boys in Fairy Tail.
YOU AGAIN?!
Also same those fingers look like hot dogs and itâs awful
I think Iâve seen you before
@@riotbubblesvi YESSSSSSSSSSSSS
"Waiter, there appears to be an idiot's finger in my sandwich." I guess you could call it ... an idiot sandwich?
Gordon ramsay stares at you with glowing red eyes
Ramsay would be proud
Plot twist: it's gordan Ramsay's finger
@@emeraldofdoom3188 nah but if it was he would tell people off for serving it raw XD
I bet it'S FOCKEN RAWWW
Workers: *Does the job before being asked to*
Any Normal Boss: "Good job, you actually did the job without me instructing you to! This proves you are independent and hardworking!"
First Story Boss: *"You weren't supposed to do that."*
Hiss hiss i must control all
Had something similar happen to me. In the office where I janitor-ize, one office gal complained more than once that I was emptying her trash too often (once a day). Cue malicious compliance, I let her trash can nearly overflow before I'll touch it. She's known about the office for being a control freak too, and isn't the boss of anybody to boot.
I used to work shifts on security and for a while had a shift supervisor with a Napoleon complex - his word was law! The security office was at the front of the building and the windows wrapped around 3 sides of our office. When the sun came up it was so bright we had to have reflective tints applied to the windows so we could see out. The problem this caused however, was that if you had the main office lights on during the night shift then you couldnt see out because the tints reflected the light back in. As a consequence we all got into the habit of leaving the main lights out and just putting desk lights on. On the night in question Napoleon was in charge and in full flow. I asked politely if we could turn out the main lights as my duty that night was the front desk and CCTV monitoring and I needed to see outside but couldnt. His answer was an emphatic "I'm in charge and I will say when the lights go out". I said OK as this was the first night of a 4 night shift duty and he could make your life a misery if he didnt get his own way. He was also the type of person who would not volunteer to make drinks, but would never refuse if offered one. CUE MY REVENGE. I then proceeded to offer to make drinks all through the shift at half hour intervals. We were on 10pm - 6am so he got 14 drinks from me during the shift. However, each of his had two heaped spoonfuls of coffee in them. In other words more than twice the caffeine you would get in a single LARGE mug. This went on throughout the shift and I made sure to be pleasant each time I provided another drink. By the time he went home the next morning he was so wired his eyes were out on stalks and he had a nervous twitch. The next night when he came in he said he hadn't been able to sleep at all that day, he'd developed a massive migraine, that he was absolutely knackered and ALSO he wanted the main lights left off on nights from now on because he thought thats what caused his migraine. Success all around, and to this day he hasn't a clue about what I did.
@@ScooterBond1970 man complaining about trash being taken out once a day is ridiculous
"Maybe she's not a complete idiot and just thinks pictures can move on paper" - Rslash
What does she think this is, Hogwarts?
Ah yes, because as we all know, a person can definitely believe in moving pictures without being an idiot.
really weird fun fact:
Movie printers exist.
I have no idea who came up with this concept, but I once knew a guy who had one. He brought it over because I was "The PC guy", and asked me what the hell it was.
I actually had to read the manual to find out.
This thing will take a .MOV file and print every X frame onto paper.
Why this exists, or why anyone ever bought one, is beyond me. But it is a real piece of tech.
The lady wanted a paper flip show (flipbook). not :)
As soon as I heard "Pausing it every 2-3 frames and screenshooting" my jaw hit the floor!
I'm the "official secretary" at a small accounting firm and my initial thought would've been to just print of the image of the thumbnail of the mp4. What OP did is above and beyond the level of MaliciousCompliance!
About that topless story: It's really bizarre that some people will only validate people's identities when it can be used as a weapon against them.
Is it so hard for people to just show everyone around them basic respect regardless of gender?
Common decency is apparently a difficult thing to do lol
@@crowdemon_archives yas Ikr
Deleted comment about transgenders causing confusion.
It hard to do when you got people on both sides who act like idiots.
Evidently, for some people, it's impossible to do that.
I would have opened the .mp4 file in a text editor and printed that.
That's what I thought OP was going to do, but the screenshot idea was probably better.
@@onespiceybbw
It was way better :)
What would a text editor show? Would it even open the file?
@@limiv5272 it would show a lot of gibberish, because the file is written in encoded bytes, not in readable characters
@@xav7311 In that case the frame printing approach was definitely better. It took a lot of time and money and the Karen was able to understand what happened
Having spent my life working in kitchens that is one of the most thoroughly disturbing thumbnail images I've ever seen. Thanks for the nightmare fuel.
I worked in restaurants for several years, and I swear, every time I had to chop parsley or cilantro that picture is basically what I was afraid of.
I worked at a big chain restaurant as prep, and even though it was more than 15 years ago, I still wonât chop parsley or cilantro when Iâm cooking at home. Too many flashbacks of the kitchen manager in my ear yelling at me to âhurry up, hurry up!â while coming thisclose to losing part of a finger.
It's not the thumbnail. It's the fingernails and interphalangial joints right up to the knuckles.
@@Annie_Annie__ I wasn't moving fast enough when preparing a fresh lobster to please my brand-new/ never worked in a restaurant before/ Daddy got him the job floor manager (I'm a CIA grad who's been in the industry since I was 15). He grabbed my knife from my hand, whipped it around (cutting my knuckles on the opposite hand) and chopped the blade down flat (trying to decapitate the lobster I guess), nearly taking off a couple of my fingertips in the process. My sous-chefs, 2 250+pound Samoans, had to physically restrain me and escort me off the line. I've never been that close to committing violence in the workplace.
@@Hi11is a thumbnail is the term for the preview image on a video. Or in this context anyway
Bob randomness whoooosh
I don't know if this is relevent in other countries but here in the UK, DO NOT finish your assigned deliveries early. Your boss will malisciously comply with your efficiency by adding more and more deliveries to fill in the gap until you end up with more deliveries that can fit into you timetable and when you can't keep pace, you get told off.
Same in Mexico. Your efficiency will be taken as the new default and if one day you can't keep up, you could be labeled as "low performer". That's why I don't even give the extra anymore, the only way people notice your good performance is by giving you more work.
This is true of any business at least lower down on the corporate ladder. Never exceed targets by more than a few percent. Each time you beat the target it will increase to the new level. I didn't realize that as a kid and broke a company record for productivity. Everyone seemed pissed and I was confused until the next week when my score (that I skipped lunch to meet and had to call out sick the next day because I threw out my back that bad) was now the target. It was a totally unreachable target for basically everyone.
@@Falcodrin Ouch. Sorry to hear that. It's sad when companies do such things.
What rSlash said at the end of the video: âI put out new Reddit videos every single day.â
What I thought he said: âI print out new Reddit videos every single day.â
That last story messed with my mind.
Maybe he prints them after he uploads so he has a backup copy. xD
At first I thought it said mp3. I was thinking the same thing. "She wants her to print an audio file?". I would have still done it. Putting it into a spectrograph and printing it. But I realized that she said mp4. Good on her
Thank you for keeping up your upload a day schedule and thank you soooo much for always making us smile.
@Tyshawn Gaming it's member
Sweet Honey Iâm broke and thatâs cool
@Tyshawn Gaming it means he pays for the free videos lol
@@wheres6869 it means he wants to support their favorite CZcams lol
@@wheres6869 the irony of being an entitled person on an R Slash video. Nice work.
when the boss said âprint mp4â she meant the copies like charlie chaplin slides
Sure but in that case maybe she should clarify that point instead of berating or calling someone stupid, otherwise this is the result you get...
I was expecting her to have accidentally attached a porn clip or something like that.
Zoetrope
LOL...considering she didn't know how to work a simple Word program ...i doubt she knew that you really couldn't print a video. .
@@DMiyash248 ...Yeah..i so would have made a complete flip book out of it , bound and all....LOL
That thumbnail is disturbing, really disturbing, but great vid
Agree
I agree with what you said about the thumbnail. I haven't watched the video yet but you're probably right about that too.
It's like cutting hot dogs! At least that's what it looks like. đ€ąđ€ź
agreed
Yas
When he said yea I don't want to clean it that way
I Was laughing for like 10 minutes
The thumbnail fills me with so many emotions I have 0 idea as to an explanation for them
Existential dread?
complete fear and shock?
Nightmare fuel?
There has to be several tens of pounds of pressure to slice a bone.
There's only one word for that thunbnail: BRRRR
JD_Kreeper I donât think thatâs for finger bones. Maybe the bones in your limbs.
Boss: *is stupid*
Also Boss: âwhy do I hear boss music?â
Employee: âI donât know, _youâre_ the boss hereâ
Edit: huh... 168 likes... neat.
Clever
very nice
The turns have tabled
Corinne _Kat done
Dang it I missed 169 likes
I love the woman that ran around topless, what a power move. She has the confidence of a god
Gotta love annoying neighbors
Thatsa man
@Mr. NPC One celebrity does not make a trend, and you're ridiculously incorrect. Even if we ignore the transphobia you're spewing, why are you of the impression that every person has behavior that correlates to their sex? I don't know if you know this, but... everyone has different personalities and behaviors... sorry you had to find out this way.
And you're saying you know EVERY trans person? You just sound uneducated, dude.
-A "transgender"
@@Yorkk Transphobic liar.
Gender isn't biological like sex.
That thumbnail makes me very uncomfortable-
CreaJazz Studios cursed image
CreaJazz Studios me too
CreaJazz Studios same
R/cursedimages.
Bless his upload schedule
Ya here in Texas when i wake up I see this video ready to watch
@@Eevee-sz7xe I'm in Texas too
Eevee 102105 same but I donât live in Texas lol
Same here in Illinois, I wake up and right away watch Rslash
God bless planetary motions and timezones
11:13 Ahhh, never assume. ^^ My mother used to be a nurse before her one knee (they're both bad) had to be replaced, forcing her to retire. Some of the stories she told me about her former co-workers and bosses make me scared to go to a hospital. A lot of doctors and surgeons can be arrogant know-it-alls.
Although, there was this one doctor who was a nice, down-to-earth older guy who brought in donuts for the nurses from time to time. I guess it isn't exactly a no-no, but it's sort of frowned upon, and the higher-ups gave him crap about it. He got away with it, though, because he was legitimately one of the best doctors there, and he told them, "These nurses bust their butts for very little thanks, and if I want to treat them to donuts once in a while, I'm gonna. If you don't like it, I'll transfer to (other hospital name)." They backed down, he continued to bring in donuts, and some of his co-workers were actually in tears when he retired.
Anyone: **Exists.**
Boss: **Be On thAt calL, eVen iF I kNoww yOu wiLl be PaiD OvErtimE!!**
That one person who is on the call: **Dollar signs.**
Jogging around topless in a bigoted neighborhood is such a power move lol
We trans women are the true masters of shitposting. Comes with taking the brunt of the abuse in modern times.
Genuine question how come it seems like tran women are so discriminate against and not trans men so much? Just seems like more fear hate directed at trans women just like more directed at gay men vs lesbians. My theory is that it's because straight cis men are insecure. Lol
My mom is 73, mostly technologically incompetent, and even she would know not to print that. Yikes. lol
Did anyone laugh their butt off when the story said. The inspector jammed his knuckles into the slicer? đ€Ł
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@@rafgraziellesoriano8587 you having a stroke buddy?
@@theformer1337agent i dunno lol
that transwomman deserves a hug, medal, and a free meal. that story REALY made my day
Crimge
She is someone I wish I could be. Iâm super socially anxious, I would not be able to do what she did. But, then again. My state is a bit nicer to lgbt peeps. But, I definitely understand how she feels.
@@noteansylvan6051 begone edgy 15 year old.
@@kawaiiendergirl4094 nah it's cringe. Go away anime pfp.
@@noteansylvan6051 what's cringe? Someone being confident enough to be themselves even if the world doesn't accept who they are for something they can't control? Someone having the strength to get through constant, pressuring toxic environments created by those who think people should conform to being stereotypical Cishet just to survive? Someone who has to struggle just to be themself and deserves support?
RSlash: Welcome to r/malicious compliance, where your wish is my command
Me: I wish for more puppy bloopers
KiraPhoenix I hope youâre not a grown adult when you say this
Imagine his puppy maliciously complies and then he barks every single second
@@TKUA11 what is wrong with adults who like puppies
10 hour stream of a continuously barking dog.
@@TKUA11 Maybe, maybe not. Depends on the point of view. It's not something I generally share with strangers on the internet. In any case, I'm just a big animal lover.
"The bane of my existence" is my favorite frase in english
I prefer your old "Text box + picture of person" thumbmail style đ
Tyshawn Gaming but what
Same
Tyshawn Gaming Yeah! đ
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I didn't even notice the thumbnail. Just saw "Oh! New rSlash video!" click
Edit after looking: Oh. That's neat trick photography. It's not so bad when you've legit watched a surgeon repair a traumatically amputated (medical-speak for "accidentally cut off") finger. Not mine. I was a medic student on hospital rotation. The patient was really chill about the whole thing. Pain meds worked, I guess.
To me Tennessee lady, I feel that shit. As someone from NE Tennessee, I may be a straight cis woman, but Iâm by no means your typical right wing southern Baptist southern belle. Keep fight. âđ»âđ»
Uhh... "cis"?
@@caolanochearnaigh9804 meaning I identify with the sex I was born as
@@halesbells0460 Thanks for the info.
Als, a 16 year old girl was arrested by police in TN because of truancy from school.
Which is understandable, until you find out that SHE WAS BEING BULLIED BECAUSE SHE WAS TRANS.
If hell exists, I hope those evil police officers will burn in it...
As a FtM who was also born and raised in Tennessee I can confirm that this is actually very much real and very much something people do here. I say Iâm FtM but really Iâm non-binary and even with the knowledge that I go by he/him pronouns as well as they/them people do purposefully go out of their way to misgender and try and dehumanize me everyday. Moral of the story is donât go to Tennessee if you LGBT especially if youâre the T.
acreepycookie Iâm so sorry you have to go through that. I hope youâre able to get to a safer environment!
"I'm transgender, Mobile Task Force, and SCP-096 has breached containment."
I'm a lesbian, nine tailed cadet, and I'm not dealing with that
That trans lady is so cool! Kudos to her!
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The thumbnail made me flinch so hard
It can't make you flinch? Its a still image, not a jumpscare.
@@fire1446 It... can...
Itâs actually food. Iâve seen it in a vid before. Itâs crazy.
@@fire1446 you don't understand
Weak
(12:31) Gordon Ramsay called, he wants his idiot sandwich back. XD
Wait so that's why I saw a woman running down my street topless? Damn...
Kool
I saw this comment on an older video and it said that you should censor the bad words with yugo barking and you really should it would be amazing
Agreed, that'd be awesome. I miss Yugo.
When your about to go to bed, but then he uploads
Edit: for those asking, I went to bed at around 5:30 AM. I'm in Pacific time.
Why are you going to bed at 2 in the afternoon?
@@Water_lemon it's 2? I thought it was 7 pm
@@LPScarlex time zones. it is 10:30pm for me atm, so that might be his bed time, or he might be in new zealand and it will be around 12:30am.
captain clout half past one over here in Great Britain
ikr XD
I live in Tennessee and I have two Trans friends that live not far from me, can confirm that Tennessee is not LGBTQ friendly. Doesn't help that I'm a bisexual furry.
Thank you south!
I live in Canada, which is LGBTQ friendly, but I ALSO live in a smaller town. The things you hear people say, man.. It's better now that I'm out of school, but the amount of slurs I heard day to day was disgusting.
Tuesdays Only Sandwich Special: _lettuce, tomatoes, cheddar cheese, and an all new mystery meat, and mystery red sauce. If you can guess the meat and sauce you win a free sandwich!_
LMAO
An idiotâs finger and blood?
Maliciouscompliance is my favorite subreddit on this channel. I'd love to see more of that!
My sheer enjoyment of every malicious compliance video I see makes me realize that Mjolnir will never find me worthy. And I'm cool with that.
I thought he would open the video file in a text editor and then print out dozens of pages of random characters, but his revenge is even better, lol
Petition for rslash to bring back r/treelaw
Yes! Tree law has some of the best revenge i've ever heard!
Treelaw is surprisingly awesome
I was just about to watch an old video but this popped up. Perfect timing!
same!
How did you even write that so fast-
@@mio2638 I just refreshed CZcams and it said the video was posted 10 seconds ago đ
Itâs legit not a morning until I watch your videos. Iâve literally been using these as my morning motivations. I really appreciate you posting on this schedule despite the circumstances. When you miss one, you better expect tons of emails to check on you and make sure youâre okay. Youâve got a loyal fan base. â€ïž
I used to work at a fast food restaurant and had a similar run-in with a tomato slicer. The cuts on my fingertips weren't deep, but I discovered just how supernaturally sharp those blades were.
Was about to go to sleep but saw this on my recommended, but hey I'm not complaining ;3
I don't need sleep I need my daily dose of rslash
I haven't slept in 6 days
Ahhhh rslash the only voice i can listen to without watching amazing effing voice keep on going
If you like stuff you can just listen to without watching while you do other things, then check out Dan Carlin's Hardcore History. He has a way of retelling the history in a way where it's not just remembering random dates and famous people and places. He tells them in a way where you get the personal human experience of what it might have been like to be alive during the times or just to be there in that moment. Some of my favorites of his are Blueprint for Armageddon and Punic Nightmares. Consider checking it out, great stuff. 100+ hours of content. It's been great, keeps me busy for hours while I do lab tests at work.
i THINK I see where Tennesee is going, RELEASE THE PUPPIES!!!
that first one:
you're doing your job too well, im gonna write you up and get you in trouble for doing better then i think you can be.
That thumbnail makes me feel all kinds of nasty
Good photoshopping but damn itâs cringey in a nightmare kind of way
Yeah.
I mean don't get me wrong great photoshop work but I just feel like the time somebody spent on could be used on other things, arguably better things like taking a massive dump
ASMR slicer
it was TERRIFYING
I hate the thumbnail it gives me anxiety
ShadowKingxx 0055 YES SAME
Same but I still clicked it. **Wince** I dread hearing it happen
Lmao editing my typo read hearing it happen it makes no sense
choppy
Same
*It give me the chils*
Iâve been binge watching r/Slash during quarantine and I kid you not, Iâve began talking in his âKarenâ voice when Iâm alone to entertain myself.
You and mr Reddit two of the few things that have been keeping me sane during all this and when getting through my workouts. Donât even care if I hear the same stories over and over, they are entertaining with your voices and have given me HUGE amounts of ammunition against entitled people. Hope I get a story to not only put someone in their place, but get on your videos as well!
I have a friend called Karen I'll never look at her the same way......
But does she act like a Karen?
@@Galena949 that is the main question
I've met my share of people named Karen but not a single one of them act in the manner people associate with being one...
Well tough luck buddy all she gonna do is look at the manager
the people in these videos are "karens"
but not all people named karen are like the people in these videos
That one about the topless trans woman was bloody genius! Good on her
Me: *looks at thumbnail while eating hotdogs*
Me: *swears never to eat hotdogs again*
Rslash: *says choke-point*
me, a tf2 spy main: *subconsciously takes out radio-looking device and butterfly knife*
As someone who used to live in TN, I can testify that a lot of people there donât support LGBTQ much at all. Or maybe it was just where I lived in TN. Either way it sucked.
Oof I live in TN and am struggling to find out if I am happy with my current gender hearing about that worries me. Stay strong
Go LGBTQ+ đłïžâđ
0:27 gives me flashbacks, nothing ever goes as planned on deliveries.
That thumbnail is cursed as Iâll get out.
Stolen comment
And about the wrong axis.
killjoys make some noise did I ask tho? Whoâs tryna get famous around here for a comment about a creepy thumbnail. Why do you care lol?
Only original thoughts allowed, huh?
Me: ooh cool 1 second ago I should leave a comment
Also me four minutes later: shoot
Hannah Alexander I never know what to comment when Iâm early lmao
My quest if I'm early is to show people that rslash actually uploaded a qna czcams.com/video/j8PxqgliIno/video.html
âExcuse me sir, yes there seems to be an idiots finger in my sandwichâ
*WHAT ARE YOU?*
âAn idiot sandwichâ
"So...do I need to use MY blood to clean the blades, or yours specifically?"
Gordon Ramsay to the health inspector at 12:30 :
You Idiot sandwich!
When my little brother was going to Collage, (or rather University), he worked at a certain well-known grocery store in the Deli section. One day, some lady (I think, not that it matters) asked for some sliced meat. He was about to cut what was open already, when he realized that it was expired. He located another - expired. He found a third - expired. Found yet another - okay. He sliced that meat for the customer. Then, he was like "How much do we have on the shelf that is expired?" He went, checked, and chucked out $700 worth of bad meat. The manager (or whomever) wasn't happy, and complained about my brother doing this. The next day, there was an Unscheduled visit from the Health Inspector, who checked the meat. The management looked at my brother, as if wondering "Did he know?"
These days, little brother is a physical therapist, making decent money. He also has a nice house, car, a couple of kayaks he uses for fishing, a dog, and is on very good terms with a nice woman.
I'm very bad with computer stuff (find any "Boomers don't know how to computer" meme and it will also 100% apply to me) but even I know that mp4 is a video format and not really something you can print...
Daily I try my best to wake up extra early just so I can listen to your full video before work, love the Karen voice, you are the best!!!!!
OP who laughed at someone slicing their fingers like that in a slicer is a psychopath. I worked with an industrial food slicer for years and would have nightmares about that exact scenario. That was the most feared/revered machine in our restaurant and even cleaning it when it's not moving is terrifying due to how sharp it has to be to do its job.
So, from what I know, you should be able to legally change your gender/name and stuff in Oregon, regardless of state of birth(don't quote me on that, I personally have yet to do so as I haven't done any of my surgeries or looked into it fully). The state health insurance also fully covers *all* transition costs. From appointments with psychologists(skip this by just going to Planned Parenthood, they don't require it), to surgeries(this includes hair removal, top/bottom surgery, etc), to medications.
Manager: ah shit I cut myself...
Knife: a-ah be gentle manager-kun~ UwU
I literally just listen to these stories doing work. This is great!
"Print a video for me and stop being a smartass! I have a certificate in computering!"
I just love that transgender story!!
i think r/trans is the right sub for you if you arent already on there
@@anisyoshi oh I never saw that comment.. I have actually never been on reddit. might be time to try it out
Okay, that transgender one was brilliant. "Oh, I'm a man? Guess this won't be a problem then, huh?"
"Imma do what's called a 'pro gamer move'"
the sandwich story
Customer: When I asked for a sandwich witch chunks of meat, I didn't have *THAT* in mind.
Featuring the all new mystery meat, complimented by our new modified tomato sauce, all for the cheap price of $5.00. Order now!
The assistant manager, Karen.
*youâve became the very thing you were supposed to destroy*
"Maybe she was just a Harry Potter fan"
Me: *gasps in offended Hufflepuff*
Samee
The thumbnail is a cursed image *shivers*
Gotta tell y'all this. Just some MC of my own.
My sister was playing Skyward Sword, and wanted food. She made me do it. I was going to tell her no, but couldn't resist some MC. So, I made it for her.
"One side peanut butter, the other side jam."
I did just that. She told me that she hates me. I told her to not make me make her food. She's already told her friends about it.
Could you imagine the happiness of the last guy on the delivery route in the first story
Hello! I don't know how this got into my recommended feed this early, but I'm not complaining. :D
Everyone's freaking out about the thumbnail. Meanwhile, I'm just counting my blessings that I caan't see it.
If your blind and cant see the thumbnail... Then how do you know everyone is freaking out about it? LOL
Text to speech software?
Is she blind or is she saying a joke.
@@soulessslime433 both. I'm making a joke out of my being blind.
@@EponaTrekka I read the comments (using a screenreader)
Anyone else feel like OP could use their experience to make Ten change their policies...we can only hope đđđ
Can confirm, those tomato slicers are sharp as all hell and WILL slice you open just from a light tap on the edge. I learned my lesson trying to clean it "properly" the hard way...
As a mother of a Trans teen(FtM) I wouldâve probably encouraged her to do just the same thing, like freak it, theyâre calling you a man, se how they like some free bouncy melons during a jog đđđŒđđŒđđŒđđŒđđŒđđŒđđŒ
Doesn't FtM mean they're a guy?
@@kyuxoxo1868 yeppers
Hell yeah, trans rightsđłïžâđ( I used this flag as there was no trans flag )
Nice.
The thumbnail makes me repulsed though- ;;
The last one bugs me.
They knew she was trouble but still was going to fire op till they said "wait I have proof "
Thank you r/slash for making these videos daily. I love being able to listen to you and I gotta thank my bf for introducing me to your videos. Thanks so much for the amazing stories and I hope that you are doing well during this quarantine.
That thumbnail scares me into not exactly wanting to watch this......but Iâm going to anyways
Love your stuff rSlash but AAAH THAT IMAGE IS SO CURSED
This is the only channel I watch for these kinds of videos, he just has the perfect voices for reading!
Man thanks for uploading everyday quarantine is really boring and looking forward to watch these videos is awesome keep up the good work