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  • r/Pettyrevenge In these stories, the revenge is small, but the satisfaction is huge! People around the world are standing up against mean jerks and entitled Karens with tiny acts of revenge. But sometimes, tiny revenge is all you need to teach someone a lesson! If you like this video and want to see more like it, hit the subscribe button for daily Reddit videos.
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  • @UrMom-il7sz
    @UrMom-il7sz Pƙed 4 lety +939

    Aunt: Steals a ring she thinks is expensive and pretty
    Dad: đ—šđ—»đ—Œ đ—„đ—Č𝘃đ—Č𝗿𝘀đ—Č đ—–đ—źđ—żđ—±

    • @voiceoftheguns27
      @voiceoftheguns27 Pƙed 4 lety +32

      More like
      Dad: You've activated my trap card!

    • @morwenvogelstein4049
      @morwenvogelstein4049 Pƙed 4 lety +2

      how is that a reverse?

    • @BrittKGM
      @BrittKGM Pƙed 4 lety +1

      That dad ROCKS!! I’d like to buy him a drink

    • @JD-jn14
      @JD-jn14 Pƙed 4 lety +1

      Jajaja

    • @UrMom-il7sz
      @UrMom-il7sz Pƙed 4 lety +2

      Morwen Vogelstein because the aunt thought is was expensive and pretty... and it wasn’t...?

  • @comiccat4650
    @comiccat4650 Pƙed 4 lety +846

    Farming isn't "I dig in the dirt so I must be poor", it is actually a LOT of money management from what my buddys told me. They EASILY drop a years salary of a car salesman on some equipment.

    • @CazadorSlayer
      @CazadorSlayer Pƙed 4 lety +71

      Yep. Farmers are actually some of the most well-to-do folks around nowadays.
      Costs a lot of money to keep millions of people fed...

    • @harbymastopia9635
      @harbymastopia9635 Pƙed 4 lety +33

      True. Ive learned that since I was young playing farmville lol. Jokes aside, managing a farm is not a walk in the park

    • @speedbump9299
      @speedbump9299 Pƙed 4 lety +41

      From what i have seen with farmers they do make a good amount of money but taxes and expenses on the farm eat up and reduce their income. Its easy for farmers to struggle because of that.

    • @ThirteenAmp
      @ThirteenAmp Pƙed 4 lety +16

      Yeah farm equipment is stupid expensive, but its normally a one time expense in the sense that you're not buying bush hogs every year, you just pay to maintain it.
      Also farmers have gotten bailed out multiple times over the last 2 decades, so they're getting government money too. Especially corn farmers

    • @spectralumbra1568
      @spectralumbra1568 Pƙed 4 lety +11

      Even people who just work on farms and don't own the farms or buy the equipment tend to get paid a lot because it's a job that not very many people want to do.

  • @Seiaeka
    @Seiaeka Pƙed 4 lety +764

    That story about the ring has no business being in petty revenge. The wait and the payoff is prorevenge material.

    • @AmeshaSpentaArmaiti
      @AmeshaSpentaArmaiti Pƙed 4 lety +44

      the setup alone is prorevenge material.

    • @jessbeingme8155
      @jessbeingme8155 Pƙed 4 lety +48

      He had a duplicate made with the expectation that it would be stolen, that's pro-revenge

    • @MmeHyraelle
      @MmeHyraelle Pƙed 4 lety +13

      And worse is she was oblivious that she was obviously gonna get trapped for her obvious behaviours.

    • @RedT...TheOriginal.NotANumber
      @RedT...TheOriginal.NotANumber Pƙed 4 lety +13

      That's what I thought, too. It was probably put into "petty revenge" because it felt petty, and didn't accomplish any great goal... unless you count keeping Entitled Aunt off the scent until the REAL ring resurfaced.

    • @egg-di4826
      @egg-di4826 Pƙed 4 lety +2

      Those last words hit me hard

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache Pƙed 4 lety +279

    The crows eating the girl's food at the beach was one of those scenarios you'd see in movies

    • @Murtida
      @Murtida Pƙed 4 lety +3

      Dood, are you always everywhere xD

    • @songbird3971
      @songbird3971 Pƙed 4 lety +5

      Fact is truly stranger than fiction

    • @buggy0353
      @buggy0353 Pƙed 4 lety +2

      That happens to me when me and my family were on the beach. Some seagulls came and stole or plastic baggies with all or sandwiches and we still laugh about. I even wrote about in school as my project

    • @suzieseabee
      @suzieseabee Pƙed 4 lety +1

      I took my kids to the beach and gave them a bag of potato chips. It was kinda mean but it was hilarious.

    • @condorboss3339
      @condorboss3339 Pƙed 4 lety +2

      I really like crows because they are so smart. I've learned the hard way never to leave food out unless it is well secured - tupperware won't stop them.

  • @_Severen_
    @_Severen_ Pƙed 4 lety +152

    The ring story reminded me of my aunt. I was adopted by my grandparents. My grandpa always told me how jealous my dad and aunt were of me because when they'd do things for me they'd have to hear about it from them. I don't get along with my dad and aunt. The only people I call family are my grandparents. In 2016 my grandpa died of cancer. When I got the call I went to their house. I sat on the bed with my grandpa, held his hand and cried. My aunt walked up to me and all I heard was "Ugh. YOU got them?!" When my grandpa was diagnosed with cancer he gave me his wedding band and a ring he made my grandma. He told her he had a diamond ring for her. It was really a band made out of a quarter and the face from a liberty head dime filed out. Both coins were from the year she was born. She expected a diamond and got a "dime man" ring. He was such a smartass. He wanted me to have them because he feared they'd end up in a pawn shop. I'll never forget that moment with my aunt as long as I live.

    • @mels3958
      @mels3958 Pƙed 4 lety +16

      Tammy DeFord what a nasty thing to say on her dads death bed. 😡 my nana picked a fight with me over my dads hospital bed, he got moved to a hospice place and died early the next morning, but I was so angry with her about that. She’s always treated me like that though. I just couldn’t understand why she would decide to use me as a punching bag over her dying sons body.
      Don’t let them bring you down anymore, you deserve better.

    • @miragedown
      @miragedown Pƙed rokem +3

      Your grandparents sound amazing.

  • @AbbyPhillipsIsPeaches
    @AbbyPhillipsIsPeaches Pƙed 4 lety +276

    "They left their Pringles unguarded on the sandy shore.
    If they were hungry, could they eat anymore?
    Quoth the raven, 'Nevermore.' "
    That was fantastic!

    • @mels3958
      @mels3958 Pƙed 4 lety +3

      Abby Phillips I agree. That made me smile.

    • @bortgov8624
      @bortgov8624 Pƙed 4 lety +2

      Quoth the raven 'nevermore'.

    • @RanitobrY7863
      @RanitobrY7863 Pƙed 4 lety +1

      Nevermore-

    • @sandjaypirthipal7893
      @sandjaypirthipal7893 Pƙed 3 lety +8

      I have one better I think
      They left their Pringles on the beach
      Crows found it and enjoyed each .
      She saw this , but did not care
      As a result, they cleared out of there.
      She was happy and now in peace
      Let me take a picture, say cheese

    • @brucewillards37
      @brucewillards37 Pƙed 3 lety +3

      never thought I'd hear that refrence

  • @e.c.sherman4749
    @e.c.sherman4749 Pƙed 4 lety +7

    Dude, that wedding ring one was ABSOLUTELY prorevenge. Long games like that are never just petty.

  • @MGlBlaze
    @MGlBlaze Pƙed 4 lety +80

    I have a sneaking suspicion that the "tough times" that the woman in the first story was going through may have been entirely her own fault.

    • @admiralblackcat
      @admiralblackcat Pƙed 4 lety

      wdym please explain

    • @xDxD-hm5vt
      @xDxD-hm5vt Pƙed 4 lety +9

      Cody Blue she had "Tough times" beacuse she is rude to everyone, which is getting her in trouble.

  • @florian8599
    @florian8599 Pƙed 4 lety +62

    First story is kinda the best petty revenge there is: Making a show of the nasty B-word not having made an impression on you; thus showing her what an insignificant insect she is to you...

  • @Lucylle
    @Lucylle Pƙed 4 lety +24

    My mom told me she had her car moptor cough and die at a cross section. The driver behind her started to honk viciously at her so my mom, the ultimate badass she is, got out of the car, knocked on his window and said sweetly: "I can hold that horn for you if you go start my car."

  • @luvondarox
    @luvondarox Pƙed 4 lety +597

    I like these random little tangents Rslash goes on, sharing personal stories.

    • @mels3958
      @mels3958 Pƙed 4 lety +7

      luvondarox me too

    • @MmeHyraelle
      @MmeHyraelle Pƙed 4 lety +25

      Thats what makes it his content too, not just text to speech bot channels.

    • @matthewfawley1488
      @matthewfawley1488 Pƙed 4 lety +4

      I mean it is on Reddit

    • @carysyoung3328
      @carysyoung3328 Pƙed 4 lety +1

      @@MmeHyraelle I have a science fair project and I have to do u think

    • @toxicradiant9858
      @toxicradiant9858 Pƙed 3 lety +1

      I like it too, i used to listen to cuestar but idk his little tangents got longer n longer overtime sometime overdoing it but i hope hes still doin good n being successful

  • @Glorioustouchtt
    @Glorioustouchtt Pƙed 4 lety +10

    "Play douchey game, win douchey prizes" made me laugh so hard! 😂

  • @johngrim3468
    @johngrim3468 Pƙed 4 lety +19

    love the petty revenge for the bully. its small but effective, cause the bully can't say a thing about it without looking like a total tool.

  • @wittykitty2914
    @wittykitty2914 Pƙed 4 lety +148

    Someone actually laid on their horn when I crossed the street with my cane

    • @MsTemptation
      @MsTemptation Pƙed 4 lety +14

      Next time walk faster while eating your candy cane.😉😉

    • @UnprofessionalProfessor
      @UnprofessionalProfessor Pƙed 4 lety +11

      Next time, point a gun at them. They usually stop honking after that is done.

    • @wittykitty2914
      @wittykitty2914 Pƙed 4 lety +6

      It was a tapping cane for blind people

    • @Annie_Annie__
      @Annie_Annie__ Pƙed 4 lety +34

      I use a walking cane and I’ve had that happen multiple times.
      I usually either ignore them or stand in front of them and gesture to my cane and knee brace (and sometimes I have to wear a back brace) with a “wtf dude?” look, then walk even slower.
      Once when it happened, a pedestrian behind me noticed, and smacked the hood of the honker’s car yelling, “wtf man?! Are you rude to all women or just disabled ones that can’t kick your slimy ass?!”
      The driver looked sheepish and sped off as soon as there was an opening.

    • @akl2k7
      @akl2k7 Pƙed 4 lety +9

      This reminds me of a story of my own. Once, I was at a light, about to turn right, when the light turned green and an old lady started to cross the other road where I needed to go. Some idiot behind me had the gall to honk his horn at me. I mean, come on! If I'm not going, there's a good reason, even if you can't see the old lady crossing the street that would have gotten run over if I had taken a right. But, I just stood my ground and turned once the old lady got out of my way.
      After getting on the other road, the idiot who honked at me immediately passed me going at high speeds, obviously angry. I'm like, seriously. You didn't notice the old lady you passed who was most likely still on the crosswalk? All I thought, though, was what an idiot.

  • @Juilene1965
    @Juilene1965 Pƙed 3 lety +20

    The "don't litter" story reminded me of something. I was coming out of the store a couple of weeks ago with my groceries...late evening...avoiding people. Saw a car pull into a parking space and the guy inside dumps a bunch of used masks on the ground beside his car and proceeds to pull on a new one and walk off to the store. Well....screw that! I proceed to pull out the bag I keep in my car to toss away used masks....pull on a pair of vinyl gloves (yep, keep those in the car too) and proceed to decorate his car with the masks he dumped...on his wipers, his door handles....even get the duct tape out of the trunk and tape them to his windows. Other people saw this and asked what happened...and joined in. So we had masks all over the car....i then pull 2 aisles away and park...and watch as the guy comes out and LOSES HIS MIND over all the masks. I had also hung the bag (with duct tape) from his door, with a note saying "please discard used masks HERE". I was even nice enough to put a pair of gloves in a baggy and tape that to his window to be helpful and not expose him to anyone else's germs. Petty, but made my day!

  • @DDLAFFEY724
    @DDLAFFEY724 Pƙed 4 lety +89

    A child’s laughter is the cutest sound in the world unless you live alone and don’t have any kids

    • @goromajima7677
      @goromajima7677 Pƙed 4 lety +13

      Seth Laffey or if your car breaks down in the middle of nowhere

    • @PapaBearIsHere
      @PapaBearIsHere Pƙed 4 lety +4

      @@goromajima7677 children of the corn?

    • @felixargyle20
      @felixargyle20 Pƙed 4 lety +3

      This has nothing to do with the video

  • @SandraNelson063
    @SandraNelson063 Pƙed 4 lety +123

    The best revenge against a bully is two fold: have a happy life AND have "no memory" of ever having met them. Especially if the bully had made your life a misery for a few years. "Oh, did you go to that high school too? And in those classes? Wow! You must have been a real wall flower! I don't remember anything about you at all! Are you sure we went there in the same years?"

    • @florian8599
      @florian8599 Pƙed 3 lety +4

      Splendid idea! Only "remember" the bully if they're actually contrite and want to make amends. Not if they want to relish in the fruits of their tyranny. No sir! No juicy fruits for you! Because, remember: I don't know you at all!

  • @sawyerawr5783
    @sawyerawr5783 Pƙed 4 lety +21

    the farmer thing: We have a family friend that had to go out back to his family farm (in a town of 260 people in Kansas) to run it after his dad passed away. I was talking to him when we went out to visit once and he was saying that one of those overhead sprinkler/watering machines that roll in a circle will cost from $75000-250000 by themselves, to say nothing of the tractors, harvesters, and whatnot (a new John Deere combine will cost half a million nowadays).

  • @carolynneoldham1697
    @carolynneoldham1697 Pƙed 4 lety +7

    I love the first story because it reminds me of something I did. I had a similar encounter with and insecure attention seeking meanie. She approached me years later at a bar. Like OP, I acted like I'd never met her. Watching her visibly shrink as she turned around and returned to her table was very satisfying
    Edit: the ring story and car dealership stories kicks ass too

  • @elot5326
    @elot5326 Pƙed 4 lety +404

    No one:
    Rslash: it's terrible to think in society that an entitled parent thinks it is ok to do something like this
    * next story * Also Rslash: this next story comes from user Mike_Hock_is_hard

    • @Alex-qp7mj
      @Alex-qp7mj Pƙed 4 lety +25

      The username isn't funny until said out loud

    • @kcstonemenott
      @kcstonemenott Pƙed 4 lety +4

      @@Alex-qp7mj right??? đŸ€ŠđŸŒâ€â™€ïžđŸ™ˆđŸ˜…đŸ˜‚đŸ˜‚đŸ˜‚đŸ˜‚đŸ˜‚đŸ˜‚

    • @ChaoticAngelKitten
      @ChaoticAngelKitten Pƙed 4 lety +8

      Why did that take me so long to catch? Oo... I am way too innocent. XD

    • @wdf_skar
      @wdf_skar Pƙed 4 lety +1

      Time?

    • @elot5326
      @elot5326 Pƙed 4 lety +4

      @@wdf_skar didnt happen in this vid but it just seems like the kind of thing that would happen

  • @mikethor009
    @mikethor009 Pƙed 4 lety +47

    Hoo boy, an Alan Poe reference!

  • @jellysauce3938
    @jellysauce3938 Pƙed 4 lety +15

    They left their Pringles unguarded on the sandy shore
    If they were hungry could they eat anymore?
    Quoth the Raven “ NEVERMORE”
    I FRICKIN LOVE THAT POEM

  • @celestelauderbaugh8686
    @celestelauderbaugh8686 Pƙed 4 lety +9

    I'm going to be completely honest here: I mainly watch your videos because of your soothing voice. I get really bad migraines fairly often, and one of the only things that don't make my head throb is listening to your videos. They make my day a lot of the time, so thank you so much for doing everything that you do.

  • @dracko158
    @dracko158 Pƙed 4 lety +37

    Meanie: *Insisting OP that they have met*
    OP: đŸŽ” *Ooh-ooh, I don't even know you anymore* đŸŽ”

    • @BrucetheChino_
      @BrucetheChino_ Pƙed 3 lety

      Y U ALWAYS LYIN X5

    • @florian8599
      @florian8599 Pƙed 3 lety +1

      Or: Hey! I just met you! And this is crazy! But here's my revenge, so payback, bi--- aby.

  • @StaticShock234
    @StaticShock234 Pƙed 4 lety +37

    You actually did deserve a like for that raven line at the end

  • @jarofdirt5341
    @jarofdirt5341 Pƙed 4 lety +27

    The uncle at the car dealership fricking "pretty woman" their as*'
    Surprised he didn't say "you work in retail? Big mistake, huge"

    • @jarofdirt5341
      @jarofdirt5341 Pƙed 4 lety

      Thank you. It has been years since I seen that movie

    • @DrkWhiteWolf
      @DrkWhiteWolf Pƙed 4 lety

      @The Gzer I was gonna say this haha

  • @Denjisleftear
    @Denjisleftear Pƙed 4 lety +68

    *That one dislike is from a Karen*

    • @Ghost-np2ey
      @Ghost-np2ey Pƙed 4 lety +2

      I cant believe they found this channel, poor rslash

    • @shivsoni03
      @shivsoni03 Pƙed 4 lety +1

      *41

  • @albin2114
    @albin2114 Pƙed 4 lety +4

    Lady: *Throws gloves on the ground*
    OP: I accept your challage!
    A true knight

  • @4ncientGu150
    @4ncientGu150 Pƙed 4 lety +54

    I think that story about the ring should be under Prorevenge.

    • @forestgrump4723
      @forestgrump4723 Pƙed 4 lety +3

      Only if he had prosecuted her for stealing the ring originally. Nothing bad actually happened to her, she just didn't get what she wanted, that's why it's a petty revenge story. petty revenge = screw you, you don't get to have that ring. pro revenge = you tried to take the ring so I'm gonna ruin you

  • @axes2ashes
    @axes2ashes Pƙed 4 lety +21

    Did a similar spotify thing a while back. Someone had accessed my account (I didn't even have premium,so why they did it idk) and I couldn't log it out. So I spent pretty much a whole day just playing "fuck you" by lilly allen on repeat on their device. Never saw them using it after that

  • @angelinaschmidt9371
    @angelinaschmidt9371 Pƙed 4 lety +25

    "Play douché games, win douché praises!"
    Well said, well said

    • @LuluLaRue
      @LuluLaRue Pƙed 4 lety +3

      @OtakuLife
      There is no need for the aigu accent on douche. When you put it there it's now said like douche-ay. It makes the e sound like ay

    • @evolifesword5972
      @evolifesword5972 Pƙed 4 lety +3

      douche prizes

    • @z.i.r.3120
      @z.i.r.3120 Pƙed 4 lety +4

      Douche PRIZES. PRIIIIIZES. 🎁
      Ya silly weeb

    • @z.i.r.3120
      @z.i.r.3120 Pƙed 4 lety

      lulu maybe they’re Italian... đŸ€”

    • @jjohnston94
      @jjohnston94 Pƙed 4 lety

      @@LuluLaRue Actually, it's not a real word, plus it's an English language slang construct, so it's "douchey".

  • @CazadorSlayer
    @CazadorSlayer Pƙed 4 lety +23

    If I recall, a lot of dealerships specifically look for people dressed 'like a farmer' nowadays...
    For that exact reason. A lot of folk don't give a damn how their dressed when they are rich af.
    Could be remembering that wrong, though.

    • @scunts
      @scunts Pƙed 4 lety +1

      What I remember is that particular story has been rehashed all over the place, so I question the truthfulness of the op.

    • @bostonrailfan2427
      @bostonrailfan2427 Pƙed 2 lety

      it’s fake

    • @bostonrailfan2427
      @bostonrailfan2427 Pƙed 2 lety +1

      @@scunts it’s fake for that very reason.

    • @varahunter68
      @varahunter68 Pƙed rokem

      @@bostonrailfan2427 bruhhh

  • @user-ku8qy3xh1t
    @user-ku8qy3xh1t Pƙed 4 lety +244

    ''I'm so early'' comments time will pass and funny comments time will rise. Can't wait

    • @TheHQZombie
      @TheHQZombie Pƙed 4 lety +2

      Wrong, CZcams commenters (especially on Reddit videos) cannot be funny. No exceptions

    • @boisegameshowguy
      @boisegameshowguy Pƙed 4 lety +4

      I’m so hungry I could eat an Octorok.

    • @caylalynn5340
      @caylalynn5340 Pƙed 4 lety

      @@boisegameshowguy a what

    • @EternalLostsEternalHell
      @EternalLostsEternalHell Pƙed 4 lety +6

      @@TheHQZombie Just because you're not funny doesn't mean you can drag everyone under the bus.

    • @sharkzilla4010
      @sharkzilla4010 Pƙed 4 lety +1

      Oh my God I think the dealership is called the entitled dealership we’re all the Karen’s and Kyle’s work there number 1 golden rule no poor people allowed

  • @thatchanguy
    @thatchanguy Pƙed 4 lety +4

    I loved the dad's Cokeℱ comment! "There's nothing like the real thing."

  • @lobis8929
    @lobis8929 Pƙed 4 lety +172

    I need you to make more nuclear revenge vids

  • @woahthisisinteresting4369
    @woahthisisinteresting4369 Pƙed 4 lety +136

    dang. last time i was this early, this joke wasn't overused

    • @mjwoods14
      @mjwoods14 Pƙed 4 lety +5

      woAH, THIS IS INTERESTING Shut

  • @deathskull235
    @deathskull235 Pƙed 4 lety +52

    Hey there rSlash i was wondering when your gonna do the part 2 of one of your first Entiteld parents in wich the mother said she will do a follow up when she visits the court

    • @wareforcoin5780
      @wareforcoin5780 Pƙed 4 lety

      @Madeline Waddell lol yeah. It's easy to assume that most the posts with follow up promises are already finished, but he doesn't make these up, sometimes we just have to wait.

    • @Alex-qp7mj
      @Alex-qp7mj Pƙed 4 lety

      When there is an update...?

    • @Mycroft616
      @Mycroft616 Pƙed 4 lety +2

      He might be waiting for the civil suit to end before he records the sequel; last I checked, that was still in the wings. Or he's already got it and is just waiting to pad the video. Either way, it was brought to his attention previously, so he's probably made a decision about it.

    • @samvoss6697
      @samvoss6697 Pƙed 4 lety

      deathskull 23 the one where the Karen shoved the kid to the ground at the tea/cake place? There is an update

  • @zachtaylor8489
    @zachtaylor8489 Pƙed 4 lety +50

    When it haven’t even been 10 seconds yet

  • @ilseawesomeness9828
    @ilseawesomeness9828 Pƙed 4 lety +2

    That Cadillac story reminds me of my great uncle. He's a millionaire, who always wears sweaters his wive knits for him. He went to a BMW dealership looked around for a bit. Walks up to one of the salesmen points to one of the most expensive cars and says "I want 2 of those" the salesman starts laughing uncontrollably for about 2 minutes. When he stops laughing his manager comes in and asks what's going on. My great uncle is furious and starts explaining what's going on. Salesman of the year gets fired on the spot and my great uncle buys his cars somewhere else.

  • @thorleif8872
    @thorleif8872 Pƙed 4 lety +3

    The Nevermore Poem at the end was so good and its much better when you hear it in Christopher Lees voice :D

  • @Josh_the_jester
    @Josh_the_jester Pƙed 4 lety +5

    11:17 most farmers own their own property line, make a living by feeding the state with produce, dairy, exotic goods, and slaughter.

  • @myopinion69420
    @myopinion69420 Pƙed 4 lety +5

    Farmers can be massive spenders at car yards. One i know, bought 4 land cruiser Utes as a walk in. here they start at $130k each...

  • @anthonystevens6346
    @anthonystevens6346 Pƙed 4 lety +1

    Absolutely brilliant Poe reference. You rock!

  • @Josh_the_jester
    @Josh_the_jester Pƙed 4 lety +12

    0:38 well next time someone else uses my spotify account I'll play the rSlash podcast.

  • @ericoglesby4268
    @ericoglesby4268 Pƙed 4 lety +13

    My grandpa is a farmer. Its really hard to do (I get to help when I can)

  • @nightfox4476
    @nightfox4476 Pƙed 4 lety +49

    When your reading the comments and miss the entire first story... Lesson learned

  • @stevenboykin116
    @stevenboykin116 Pƙed 3 lety +1

    "Quote the raven never more" Dammit son that was awesome.

  • @theamazogamer
    @theamazogamer Pƙed 4 lety +1

    I still think that the best story I've ever heard about dealing with jerks laying on their horns is one I heard about my great-grandfather. I don't know when it was exactly, but one day he was driving with his wife in an Oldsmobile with a V8 when a VW bug starts tailgating him and laying on his horn. My great-grandfather eventually decides to pull over to let the bug pass and slowly starts accelerating to close the distance between them until they eventually get to the point where their bumpers are literally touching. At that point, he just starts going faster and faster until eventually both cars were going way faster than the bug was ever meant to go. The person driving the bug was probably much more careful about being a jerk while driving in the future lol

  • @Josh_the_jester
    @Josh_the_jester Pƙed 4 lety +2

    16:52 guess you could say a raven's IQ is pretty stacked

  • @Seelenoede
    @Seelenoede Pƙed 4 lety +4

    There is actually a r/askreddit post about sexism with car dealerships

    • @MmeHyraelle
      @MmeHyraelle Pƙed 4 lety

      Not surprised. Cars are mens things after all *rolleye*

  • @cadaver0000
    @cadaver0000 Pƙed 4 lety +1

    That little poem at the end was dope

  • @ianbonnar1801
    @ianbonnar1801 Pƙed 4 lety +1

    Having a "tough day" is no excuse for being an absolute *grunt*

  • @whitetransgirlwithdreads
    @whitetransgirlwithdreads Pƙed 4 lety +6

    What she did to "meanie" wasn't "petty revenge". To a personality like that, what the OP did was nuclear.

  • @jjohnston94
    @jjohnston94 Pƙed 4 lety +4

    "Gas station door lock" reminds me of a nuclear revenge story my brother once told me. Short-as-I-can-version: my brother was helping a friend of his with his lawn and yard maintenance business. One day, as they were loading up at the end of a job, some kids drove by and hit the friend with an egg. He was understandably angry. They finished loading up and drove to the nearest gas station for a drink, and who was there, but the kids who threw the egg!! They were inside, and their car was still open, and the remaining 11 eggs out of the dozen were still in the car, so the friend smashed most of the eggs all over the inside of their car. He then waited with the last few eggs, and when the kids came out, threw them at them.

    • @mels3958
      @mels3958 Pƙed 4 lety

      jjohnston94 that’s awesome!!

    • @LunaP1
      @LunaP1 Pƙed 4 lety

      Now that’s a lesson in payback tenfold.

    • @jjohnston94
      @jjohnston94 Pƙed 4 lety

      @@LunaP1 Technically, it was elevenfold.

  • @kradxx1926
    @kradxx1926 Pƙed 4 lety +1

    That was pretty slick, quote the Raven nevermore. LOL

  • @nyneeveanya8861
    @nyneeveanya8861 Pƙed 4 lety +1

    I had a boss lady once and she owned four hotels, two restaurants, two rental homes, and several shops in our town, plus many more in the surrounding towns. She loved to garden, and took care of many of the businesses landscaping. She wore t shirts and blue jeans most days and drove a VW bug most of the time or her truck if hauling stuff for landscaping. Don’t know how many visitors to the hotel I worked in made comments about her. Even had one person tell her she should not be taking her break in the lobby. She just laughed. That same person asked to talk to the manager the next day and told him he needed to tell the gardener not to take a break in the lobby. The manager laughed and said the gardener can take a break buck naked in the lobby if she wants to she owns the hotel. She did apologize though which is more than some do.

  • @null8291
    @null8291 Pƙed 4 lety +110

    Forgive me as I am 5 minutes late
    I committed sin

  • @dio6911
    @dio6911 Pƙed 4 lety +12

    Im a simple guy, i see rslash, i click

    • @helpme3713
      @helpme3713 Pƙed 4 lety

      if your comment blows up just remember i was the first guy to like

  • @CarolineinCanada
    @CarolineinCanada Pƙed 2 lety +1

    I have the exact same story!! A man who was the very richest man town looked like he didn't have 2 cents to run together. The car dealership he walked into completely ignored him, he had a wad of hundreds in his pocket he couldn't fold them!! He came back about an hour later and said I just bought 2 cars in cash from your competitors!! Never ever judge a book by its cover!!

  • @mauriciaokieffe9950
    @mauriciaokieffe9950 Pƙed 3 lety +1

    My bet is that his sister probably didn't even remember saying that phrase to her parents. She left because she was tricked for so long. And she didn't know that damn difference.

  • @thethreemuskateens4674
    @thethreemuskateens4674 Pƙed 4 lety +3

    Wow, I've never been this early before, love your vids and ur entitled parent and kid voices are perfect.

    • @joshuamiranda4707
      @joshuamiranda4707 Pƙed 4 lety

      The Three Muskateens same I just got up and opened CZcams

  • @Hawk1966
    @Hawk1966 Pƙed 4 lety +10

    "Hanging onto resentment is letting someone you despise live rent-free in your head." -
    Ann Landers

    • @MmeHyraelle
      @MmeHyraelle Pƙed 4 lety

      Trauma does not that way sadly, but this quote can help healing, therefore thanks for putting it in comments :)

  • @lghtngblt
    @lghtngblt Pƙed 4 lety +1

    When I was a kid, my dad worked at a car dealership. He used to take advantage of the perk at the lot for sales team members to take new arrivals for overnight test drives. I loved when he would test convertibles. Any way, one day this old farmer pulled up to the dealership while dad was finishing a sale. NO ONE would approach him! He had been wandering for over twenty minutes before my dad was free again. As he approached the old man some of my Dad's colleges jeered and told my dad he could have the old man as there was no way he would buy anything other than some back lot used car(paraphrased because I wasn't there and it's been 20 + years since my dad told this story.) Dad greeted him and they got to talking. Turns out this old farmer looking fellow in his overalls and beat up rusted dust buster was the owner of a fairly well off business with a fair few store chains who decided to buy a small farm when he retired for him and his family.(He still OWNed the business he just no longer ran it and was living off a share of the profits.) He had come in because he wanted to get a new car for his wife as hers was starting to have a few issues. Because my Dad had been the ONLY One to come help him, and to treat him like a person, this guy bought, not only, a brand new car for his wife, he also bought new cars for his three grown kids(two of which were still managing the family businesses) as well as a new truck for himself. My dad sold this guy Five brand new top end vehicles and this guy payed for all of them with cash! When he told us the story he reminded us to Never judge a person by their outward appearance. He made Top Seller that week and got a huge bonus all because his fellow salesmen couldn't look past this guys good ol' boy farm wear.

  • @nayandriawaters5777
    @nayandriawaters5777 Pƙed 4 lety +1

    The fact you quoted Poe made my day

  • @ayva1200
    @ayva1200 Pƙed 4 lety +50

    only 1 dislike, i am the 960th like and love listening to these stories.

    • @craigwapples4200
      @craigwapples4200 Pƙed 4 lety

      Ayva Time I always felt like the dislikes are from youtubers who make similar content because if you don’t like a video while watch it long enough to not like it

  • @lincolnshelley4973
    @lincolnshelley4973 Pƙed 4 lety +6

    R/: "so she went across the street and bought a Lincoln"
    Me: that's my name

  • @GiveMeAllTheSpace
    @GiveMeAllTheSpace Pƙed 4 lety +1

    In my early 20’s I was shopping around to buy my first vehicle (a wrangler). I brought my father along because he has car buying and mechanical experience. He always stepped back when we were approached at the dealership but most of them walked right past me and shook his hand completely ignoring me. So I would say, no thank you I’m no longer interested in buying from you, then we left. I found my first Jeep at a dealership that sold auctioned vehicles. He spoke directly to me. Because of that, I would always check with him first when looking for a new vehicle. Moral of this story car salesmen, money has no gender, and that seemingly poor person might just come back later with more money if you treat them right.

  • @travisrose7164
    @travisrose7164 Pƙed 4 lety +1

    So I live in the Midwest and my roommate is in college for different food science/agriculture majors. One day he was telling me about different farmers that he has worked for, and some of them are insanely wealthy. Like one guy had a crazy good decade of harvests and just saved up every year, and now he has a storage warehouse just for cars that he likes. He doesn't drive them. He just buys them brand new or from auctions and just sits them in the warehouse on his land so he can just walk in there and look at them.
    Not to mention, a lot of farm tractors cost more than exotic supercars, and sometimes farmers have to build extra barns so they can get tax breaks because they made too much money that year. This isn't all of them obviously, but some of them are really well off, they just don't live lavishly because they don't want to.

    • @ericwilliams1659
      @ericwilliams1659 Pƙed 4 lety

      So true, what also makes a difference is if the farm owns the land and/or how much land the farmer is planting. Not just location and yields and crop type.

  • @maieen2665
    @maieen2665 Pƙed 4 lety +3

    I wonder what would've happened if the guy in the car behind your grandpa were another tall/combat sport athlete or a woman? I do like his tactic, though.

  • @aloevera0.0
    @aloevera0.0 Pƙed 4 lety +5

    just got the notification two hours late. at least it wasn’t two days late like last time lmfaoo

    • @MmeHyraelle
      @MmeHyraelle Pƙed 4 lety +1

      Thats youtube notifications. Sometimes I already watched the video then it pops.

    • @Howthetoastcrumbled
      @Howthetoastcrumbled Pƙed 4 lety +1

      You guys are getting notification?

  • @Boomstic-nz8fw
    @Boomstic-nz8fw Pƙed 4 lety +1

    This is r/entitled parents but with a 100% guaranteed satisfying revenge

  • @goromajima7677
    @goromajima7677 Pƙed 4 lety +1

    Ah, I love this subreddit, just the perfect amount of pettiness

  • @lordmeme_
    @lordmeme_ Pƙed 4 lety +5

    My friends dad did the ol car dealsership trick. He’s pretty well off, and wanted to get a cadillac as his work car, as he didn’t wanna keep driving his big old truck around. He went into a dealership one day, in a white t shirt and some tattered jeans, he knew what was probably going to happen. Nobody said anything to him. Then he went home, changed, got clean, and went back in his same big truck. Multiple employees tried to walk up to him. He told them that its not right to ignore someone just because theyre wearing a t shirt and tattered jeans. You don’t know who they are. He bought a cadillac, at a big discount lol because the employees kinda knew they could get them in trouble haha

    • @bostonrailfan2427
      @bostonrailfan2427 Pƙed 2 lety

      so, you just rehashed the story which itself was a rehash of several stories already featured here

  • @davidtobin8782
    @davidtobin8782 Pƙed 4 lety +9

    We also used to have someone use are Spotify account. I either blasted the Smashing Pumpkins at them or Rick rolled them.

  • @squiddythelegend4688
    @squiddythelegend4688 Pƙed 4 lety

    Phew. Today at like 9am I checked CZcams to see what video you posted, and it didn’t show up. (It’s usually the first/first few videos featured for me.) I was worried that something happened for a minute, I’m glad that it was just my phone not loading. I love you rSlash,
    You make my days a lot better 💜

  • @kameronlescantz941
    @kameronlescantz941 Pƙed 4 lety

    Thank you for always being here when I need a distraction

  • @surrita3940
    @surrita3940 Pƙed 4 lety +33

    I may look calm but i've punched these people 3 times in my head.

  • @JessicaDuBois
    @JessicaDuBois Pƙed 4 lety +4

    All 64 dislikes are Karen's and must be offended cause these stories hit home. Don't be a Karen! Like for YUGO! He is awesome.

  • @Traveler19491
    @Traveler19491 Pƙed 2 lety

    "Quoth the raven, Nevermore." Excellent!

  • @Takisan111
    @Takisan111 Pƙed 4 lety +1

    Never leave food unguarded at a beach. I once had a bag of pretzels yoinked away from me by a raccoon. Little bugger snuck up on me when I had my back turned and I didn't even notice it till I caught a glimpse of it from the corner of my eye. By that point, it already had the bag and it made a mad rush back into the woods behind me.

  • @cynick64
    @cynick64 Pƙed 4 lety +4

    The pettiness may have annoyed them, but that last poem killed em dud

  • @beccataylor2842
    @beccataylor2842 Pƙed 4 lety +3

    I feel the ring story is more prorevenge then petty

    • @jjohnston94
      @jjohnston94 Pƙed 4 lety +1

      Yep, definitely the sublety and patience of the long con at work there.

  • @AlexThomson1000
    @AlexThomson1000 Pƙed 4 lety +2

    I work in an industry that does a lot of transactions in cash. I can almost guarantee if a guy comes in in a sharp business suit he's gonna be spending ÂŁ1-ÂŁ10 max, its those unassuming guys, generally a bit older who just look like every other guy on the street, who will shock you by spending thousands. They tend to just potter about the town or go to the pub in the afternoon, never underestimate how much money some of these guys put away for their retirement.

  • @tigershark2328
    @tigershark2328 Pƙed 4 lety

    That poem at the end was amazing.

  • @SnootDog
    @SnootDog Pƙed 4 lety +3

    ah, yes 0 dislikes
    AS IT SHOULD BE

  • @cheetachug
    @cheetachug Pƙed 4 lety +7

    The first one was like:
    can't remove them? join them

  • @emmyrin7678
    @emmyrin7678 Pƙed 4 lety +1

    Whenever someone honks at my bf, he gets out of the car with a bag on sunflower seeds and says, "I can feed the birds all day if you wanna keep honking at me. " He's a delight.

  • @ObtuseMori
    @ObtuseMori Pƙed 4 lety

    That Raven joke at the end was actually fabulous.

  • @chrisdane9124
    @chrisdane9124 Pƙed 4 lety +3

    3 min already has a dislike like **bruh**

  • @anordinarygamer1563
    @anordinarygamer1563 Pƙed 4 lety +8

    R/'s subscribers: Hes the messiah!
    R/: Im not the messiah

    • @kateemma22
      @kateemma22 Pƙed 4 lety

      He’s just a naughty boy

  • @alexlafleur964
    @alexlafleur964 Pƙed 4 lety

    I love listening to rSlash it's my morning routine

  • @ThEjOkErIsWiLd00
    @ThEjOkErIsWiLd00 Pƙed 4 lety +1

    For that first story, all I have to say is: Indifference is the cruelest retort when dealing with attention-seekers.

  • @lobis8929
    @lobis8929 Pƙed 4 lety +3

    Hi

  • @bananajalapeno8320
    @bananajalapeno8320 Pƙed 4 lety +4

    eXcUseeeeEee mE! YOU, RSLASH! Do you run CZcams?! I DEMAND to speak to the person higher then you. YOU are including stories about us karen’s and being so INCOMPETENT! I WANT A MANAGER! MANAGER! MANAGER!

  • @SirElderock
    @SirElderock Pƙed 4 lety +1

    my dad saw your grandpa do that. my dad laughed like crazy when he saw it and still tells that story to this day. or at least saw someone who would do the same thing.

  • @sidwinder9215
    @sidwinder9215 Pƙed 4 lety +1

    You got me with the raven gave me the chuckles thank you sir

  • @deyvianz
    @deyvianz Pƙed 4 lety +3

    Hi I love you đŸ€ don’t forget (goes out to anyone else who sees this stay safe!!)

  • @user-tt6so5vl5e
    @user-tt6so5vl5e Pƙed 4 lety +7

    I’m early helllllllllll yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
    Edit:my last attempt was 15 mins and I’m from Australia so it’s like 10:05 pm

    • @NoahSmith-kt2ik
      @NoahSmith-kt2ik Pƙed 4 lety +1

      Lol

    • @whyamihere1563
      @whyamihere1563 Pƙed 4 lety +1

      I'm in Sweden and it's 3PM. Gotta love time zones.

    • @user-tt6so5vl5e
      @user-tt6so5vl5e Pƙed 4 lety +1

      FreeSlade 34 at least your not tired from working from 6 am to 8:15 pm

    • @NoahSmith-kt2ik
      @NoahSmith-kt2ik Pƙed 4 lety

      @@user-tt6so5vl5e bruh I'm still at school it is a long week end

  • @syberian4676
    @syberian4676 Pƙed 4 lety +1

    Bro, Rslash’s Grandfather: the Original madlad 😂👌

  • @hugorodrigocortesajuquez3832

    2:44 I really needed to hear that at this particular moment. IÂŽm glad to be subd to this channel,
    even if I donÂŽt learn manual things but emotional lessons and stuff.