r/Pettyrevenge I Gave A Cop A Ticket!
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- Äas pĆidĂĄn 5. 07. 2024
- r/Pettyrevenge In today's episode, OP pulls something off that the rest of us have only ever fantasized about: He basically gave a cop a ticket! It was a perfect storm moment where the egotistical cop goes too far and the cop's sergeant backs up OP for this amazing instant karma moment. If you enjoyed this content, subscribe to my channel for more daily Reddit content!
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"Sneaky Snitch" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
License: CC By Attribution 3.0 - Komedie
Cop: Do you know why I pulled you over?
Driver: No.
Cop: Damn, neither do I.
Cop: Do you know why I pulled you over?
Driver: Because I look like a nice guy to talk to?
@@xellos5262 Cop: Yes. I just found out that my wife has cheated on me and I need someone to talk about it. So...
Damn, this has me ugly laughing and wheezing đđđ
Trust me I tried that trick it does not work
this is amazing
Normally, I always tell cops that "I have no idea" why they pulled me over.. Except for the one time I got pulled over twice in one night for having a bad tail light. Second cop: "Do you know why I pulled you over?" Me: "Probably the tail light.. Here's my ticket I got 5 minutes ago."
Did you receive a second ticket?
You could always try something that isnât a crime, like âbecause I didnât use my seatbelt?â when on a motorcycle.
@@amyill9280 nah just had to mark down it was already taken care of. he did say he was sorry i had to deal with a statey tho xD
Many cops (not all though) will actually let you off with a warning if you admit what you did. Like speeding (unless what you did was actually dangerous).
Akmost all of the time the cop already knows what you did, so it is certainly no help to lie and little help to pretend you do not know. I know several cops, mostly when they ask they just want you to be honest and they will be nice to you.
@@DanielSvensson666 Man, nah. They can tell me why they pulled me over. I'm not gonna try to guess "maybe I was speeding" because now that puts me at fault and maybe he didn't catch me speeding, but I just admitted to it. Idk how someone would lie when getting asked "do you know why I pulled you over?" Unless it's a joke response like "because you wanted to get my number." Also, when a cop asks "where are you coming from"/ "where are you going" ask them why they need to know that. They have no right or business asking that unless you happen to meet a description of someone that has a BOLO out on them. Other than that, they're just trying to get you to admit something they can possibly ticket you for. Cops don't protect, all they serve is their own shit idea of "justice".
Cop: **pulls out ticket**
Op: *_laughs in uno reverse card_*
uno reverse card go brrr
Lmaođ€Ł
I find this offensive, remove it now
@@Karen-kl7yc no
Ohh sorry i didn't realize u posted this joke first.
I didnt know sorry :(
I've had the opposite experience with getting pulled over: I was honest with the officer, said I was speeding slightly. He said he appreciated my honesty and let me off with a warning.
The one of the korean girl gave me life, a friend of mine had a situation like that in New York; we're from south america but she is white as a ghost and ginger, so she was in the subway and there was in front of her a family of the most stereotypical looking latinos (you know, the one that for some reason everyone in the world thinks we all look like that), and next to my friend was an older woman who started talking smack about them to my friend (I'm guessing that because of her looks, she assumed that my friend was from the states), so my friend just looked straight to this woman and told her that she was from south america...the second she did that the guy from the other side started laughing and the old woman scurried away
Sometimes when rslash doesnât say the offensive words honesty I have no idea what can be
Same
Cripple?
@@eduardalex6531 OHHHHHHHH ok thanks LOL
Right? Though, I presume that the censored word in the first story is cripple.
/ËkripÉl/
verb: cripple; 3rd person present: cripples; past tense: crippled; past participle: crippled; gerund or present participle: crippling
cause (someone) to become unable to walk or move properly.
"a young student was crippled for life"
"Is crippling a bad word?"
"That said, utilizing the word "crippling" to describe dysphoria isn't out of line at all. It just means that the person is saying it impairs their ability to function healthily/normally. It is not offensive, nor a slur (such as if you are labeling someone "a cripple")."
(As of 2016, anyway, everything is offensive nowadays.)
@@robohand
It's not necessarily a bad word, it depends on the context. For instance, if someone is crippled, it means they may have certain difficulty moving due to an illness or maybe they got a limb removed.
However, using a term like 'fucking crippled' it is offensive, always depends on how you're directing it to the person (intentions) and adjectives used.
I just swam before school, cycled there, then cycled back home. This is a good reward.
Nice job
Just Me Jovin thank you
i had morning practice from swimming too today đ
Didn't ask m8
MjWoods14 and we didnât ask you so shut up
"Ma'am do you know why I pulled you over?"
"Because I'm a new driver still getting the hang of things?"
"... sure"
My general response, "cause I'm extremely good looking an you want my number?" More often than not i get a good laugh and on occasion let go with a warning depending on how severe the offence
@@codyharbour2333 i was saying it hypothetically. we haven't gotten my license (or even my permit!) yet but we're working on it. That is a good response tho XD
Officer: Do you know why I pulled you over
Me: Because you think Iâm cute
the cop laugh
you laugh
he put handcufs on you
Cop: Lets do a little roleplay in the prison.
RutraNickers oh _GOD_ đđ
The more you know
Cop: pulls out taser and shocks you
You: moans
Cop: pulls out nightstick and shoves it up your... You know
You: moans even louder
Cop: pulls out bar of soap and forces you to drop it...
Five minutes later
You and cop: splooge everywhere
5 more minutes later
Cop: lights a cigarette and let's you off with a warning
You: grabs police officers nightstick and smashes one of the car windows
Cop: smiles and pulls out his taser once more.
The end. Hopefully I didn't traumatize you.
steamed YAMS You DID!!!! AHHHHHH!! WHY DID YOU TYOE THIS!!!!!! OH _GREAT_! I CANT EVEN SPELL CORECTLY!
"do you know why I pulled you over today?"
"Because you weren't sure you'd catch the corvette?"
When Korean is written in English letters, you most likely will never get the correct pronunciation, but for trying to pronounce with that, I give you props. I can't stand seeing Korean in English letters because I can't tell which vowels they're supposed to be
Depends, if you use McCune-Reisschauer there is only one way that correlates to the Korean vowel.
Jajajaja
@Abachu_ what does what mean :)? McCune-Reisschauer is one of the ways to write Korean in the western alphabet. One of the possible ways to do so but this system is consistent, each Korean letter has just one way to be written in our alphabet.
PREACH
Especially "ă ". As a native English speaker who learned Korean, that one was the most difficult. It's somewhere between "ah" and "oh", but nowhere near "uh". There is no English equivalent!
Kudos to King Sejong for inventing an alphabet which makes sense, though! My teachers told me, "the letters are shaped to resemble how the mouth is formed when pronouncing the letters." Genius! So much easier than learning English. ("f" or "ph"? Ugh.)
You know, why not.
When I was 16, I was caught stealing in a retailer chain and thus required to do some public service for a set amount of hours. I had the choice of several different things, but I chose the local animal shelter since it sat right with me to actually do something that benefits animals and I knew that the cleaning of the local park was a total bitch to do in 40°C during the summer, so it was definitely the right choice. What wasn't the right choice was, that I didn't tell the employee's that I had Aspergers.
Thus, when I was asked to clean the kennels, I made sure to actually clean them throughout and thorough, spending several minutes per kennel before one of the employees came up to me and - without even asking why I took *way too long for this simple work* - started screaming and complaining about me not being finished yet. The kennels were clean. There were spots of blood and urine that had probably been there for ages and were now gone after I was finished with them, simply because I decided to kneel down and scrub harder and actually clean the pens to *clean* them, not to just push away a bit of dust and leftover dogfood.
So, I stopped doing that. Next time I had a problem? I cleaned the wild cat shelter on the outside. The problem was that it was terribly constructed and only accessible from one way which I only noticed after cleaning all of it. Shit happens, just gotta clean after me so the dirt of my boots wouldn't be leftover. Again, I was taking longer than the same employee liked. Again, screaming. Again, being mad at a person that was *literally* doing what was asked of them.
At this point, I was already quite distressed. I was here to do some public service to get out of my problematic stance with the state, but the environment I was doing it in was incredibly hostile because of a single person who thought he was the boss. I didn't do the cat shelter afterward, but the next time I had to do a task and took longer than he wanted me to, he just exploded. And I did too. I cried because I was literally doing what was asked of me and basically just went back to the kennels, doing them while hard crying while the rest of the employees was taking their break. That was when the owner of the animal shelter came to check up on me and approached me regarding "Not counting the hours since I didn't do the work properly."
I lost it. I screamed, entirely in tears, hiccuping words left and right as I explained that I explicitly did do what had been asked of me and no one had actually told me how they *wanted* it to be done, aside from screaming at me for taking too long. At this point, the owner was taken aback. From what she had heard, I had been lazy and not doing what I was supposed to do here, just dwindling my thumbs and hoping for the time to pass. Well, that was until I showed her the spots that had had leftover blood in them just a few days prior because of a dog having a nasty wound apparently ages ago, which I only knew because I asked one of the other employees - basically the only one who was actually nice around the place and not "neutral at best" -, and could literally show her that the dried and sunk in blood was gone. I told her about me having Aspergers and needing more direct instructions which I couldn't ask anyone for without being groaned at or told "Just grab the cleaner and go through the kennel, it is not that hard." - which I admit it really wasn't but tell that to someone who doesn't know what you specifically mean by that small innocent command. I also told her that I did try to explain myself multiple times to the person screaming at me and never getting a word in while being talked against a wall and that I was pretty scared about not actually getting the hours in as by now the first week of the holidays I did this in was basically over and there were only 5 days left to go, which had nowhere near enough hours to actually finish the service hour amount. I only had this one chance or else I would come into a massive amount of conflict with my school which was not likely to accept "I stole from a convenience store and need to pay off hours" as a valid reason for taking sick leave for a few days.
At this point, she basically told me "Don't worry about it" and went on her way up to the front while I calmed down and continued the work on the dog pens.
The same employee that had screamed at me came up back about an hour later, apologized, and basically told me to not ask him for any more tasks but approach the other people at the shelter regarding other jobs. Turns out, the owner had basically told him off. This wasn't the first time that this happened and it wasn't the first time that he had simply given a task without an explanation as to how it was supposed to be done either. The last week I worked there, I worked hard, fixing a few things that needed fixing, taking care of basically all the everyday tasks that could be done - and didn't include feeding the animals aside from the wild cats which was little less than "throw sack of dry cat food into giant bowl in room" - and got along with basically everyone in the shelter quite well.
When my grandmother and I returned to the shelter this summer to get a cat for her - he is 9 years old, called Titus and is one of the most active older cats I have ever seen in my life - I met the same employees as I had when I worked there *minus* the one who kept shouting at me. When I asked about him, one of the people simply said that he was fired for "taking over a business that wasn't his" in the shelter. I don't really feel sorry for him, to be honest. I should have mentioned my Aspergers, but it hadn't been fully diagnosed back then yet and was only said as an "I assume I have Aspergers as all the symptoms fit for me" to ease the burden of social conversation and troubles I would receive with others.
Whoa. That was a bad coworker. I hope wherever he is now, heâs not making a mess of things like he did there. Hope youâre doing better, too.
Technically rslash is not swearing whenever he says Dick in this video because technically Dick is just a name
Big brain time
Dick is short for Richard, how do you get Dick from Richard? You ask nicely.
@@DHTheAlaskan I didn't get it until I read it twice đ
DGHavoc907 nice
@DGHavoc907 Iâll stick with Rich thank you.
4:05 there's been a recent court ruling in Spain where a guy was acquitted after self incriminating, because they questioned him without reading him his rights. Now they have to read you your rights before the "do you know why I pulled you over" or it's considered unlawful interrogation. I suppose it doesn't happen in the US but I think it's funny enough
Tickets are administrative in the United States and you agree to the terms when you sign your license. Where there is technically no contract for more serious crimes, thus the need to read you your rights. The difference being if they want to take corporal possession (or arrest you)
The story about the music show in Korea reminds me of a story my mom told me once. This was a few years ago. My mom is Chinese-Indonesian, and she, her sister, and my cousin (her niece) were at an ice cream shop. My mom was catching up with her sister in Bahasa (their native language) while my cousin was looking for a seat. A lady who was standing behind them was complaining loudly behind their backs saying stuff like "Ugh, why the hell are they in America if they can't speak English? They should just go back to China!" My aunt decided she was going to sit with my cousin, so she was walking away when my mom decided she was going to be petty. My mom then proceeded to rattle off in perfect English all of their orders and she had a long conversation with the cashier about different flavors, toppings, the weather, whatever came to mind. When she grabbed her order, she made eye contact with the lady, who was now very red in the face. She said to her " Next time you want to talk crap about people speaking other languages, make sure they can't understand you first."
Cop: do you know why I pulled you over?
My sarcastic self: yeah but if you donât Iâm not gonna tell you.
Iâve said this on the only time Iâve ever pulled over the cop laughed and let me go with a warning
Sarcasm is sometimes a good way to go lol
Spoopy Virgil then Iâll die happy
Sarcasm is beautiful. That is all.
Genius!
Lmaoo niceđđ
Once got pulled over and was asked âyou know how fast you were going?â
I actually answered truthfully, I happened to be going well about the limit that makes it reckless driving. I was only ticketed as opposed to arrested and the officer said it was because I knew and admitted to fucking up.
(New car at the time, rode so smooth and I had no idea that a hybrid could haul ass like that.)
It's always a coin toss whether you get a nice cop just making sure everyone is driving safely or an asshole just giving out tickets.
In Germany it is actualy worsening wenn you commit to speed because than its intetional law breaking. And intentional is always an bigger problem/crime than unintentional.
@@ohexenwahno5652 I once had an ahole cop follow me 2 miles before pulling me over after tailgating me almost the entire way. He pulled me over and the reason he gave "You were going 50mph past the post office." It was the middle of the night and I wasn't going that fast. Thing is, where he pulled me over the speed limit was 45 mph, and I never went 50 mph. The only thing I said was "My speedometer never reached 50 sir." and "I admit I sped up a little because i was being tailgated, and it was unsafe for that car behind me in case i had to hit the brake." I didn't get ticketed because he knew he was in the wrong tailgating me, and I never admitted to what he claimed.
THAT POOR COP, OP SHOULD BE IN JAIL
Lol
Do you find this funny how rude
@[tea and beans] If I wear a mask I will be 6 feet under đĄ
@Ethan Atchley HOW DID YOU KNOW MY NAME
U should be in jail
The wheelchair issue is something I'm all too familiar with. Kudos to that Dad for keeping cool about it and being subtle in his revenge. As for the name-calling... You'd think after enough times you'd grow a thicker skin when it comes to derogatory terms for the handicapped. Some do, most don't. That said, I do appreciate creatively used names as it takes some type of intelligence to come up with them. So far, my favorite is being called "You action figure on wheels with push action!"
Action figure on wheels with push-action? I'll take 20!
I love how you pronounced the Korean! When Korean is spelled like English its really hard ro pronounce. Props for trying!
That one OP in line at the event is my hero: KILL THEM WITH KINDNESS
Literally got pulled over by two cruisers and they asked "do you know why we pulled you over?"
I said "because I'm sexy" and three cops started laughing while the one guy just had a smile, they then proceeded to ask "wanna race?" Probably just bored, FYI I was riding a hover boardđ made great friends that day
OP:What can I help you with officer?
Policeman:Sir I'm gona have to give you a ticket.
OP:*Uno reverse*
Policeman:*Triggered*
4:26 my go to for police is "Because I'm not wearing a seat belt?"( I ride a motorbike) or "I'm not drunk, I'm just avoiding the pot holes"
Cop: Do you know why i pulled you over?
Me: Dude, if you don't know, i'm not gonna remind you.
Cop: *Under his breath* ââᔹâ
Lmaoo đđđ€Ł
My mom: the piece of cake couldnât have just run off on its own
This person: yeah, those lightbulbs just keep on unscrewing themselves.
Neighbor: YeAh ThAt ChECkS OuT
That remark you made about the cop story reminds me of my favorite line from Liar Liar,
I sped. I followed too closely. I ran a stop sign. I almost hit a Chevy. I sped some more. I failed to yield at a crosswalk. I changed lanes at the intersection. I changed lanes without signaling while running a red light and *speeding*!
âI also have unpaid parking tickets.â
âyou canât make a person choose between being a bad person or a good person, theyâll choose bad. but what you can do is make a bad person choose between being a bad person or a lazy person, cause theyâll always choose lazy.â
this is actually some genius advice!
(Looks at title)
"Well, well. How the turn tables."
You know youâve been on the internet when this looks normal (how the turn tables) and this looks wrong (how the table turns)
TheOpulse guy And I absolutely love it
Well how the table turns
That's what he said
I could see it in a format
I like that line "Don't give people a choice between being a good person or a bad person..."
It's so true.
They probably just could have placed a mirror in front of their window.
Korean here and my ears are bleeding but ill accpet your apologies with more puppy bloopers
My ears are bleeding too lmao; I've only been learning Korean for like a year now though. It didn't sound at all like Korean to me lmao.
Props to him for the attempt tho
Cop: Turn around!
Me: Ev'ry now and then I get a little bit lon'ly and you never coming 'round!
Cop: TURN AROUND!
Me: Ev'ry now... *get's tazed*
Cop: Do you know why I pulled you over today?
Me: Is it the body in the trunk?
Cop: *Opens trunk to find a manequin.*
My response to "do you know why I pulled you over" is to say "because it's now illegal to drive a pink car in Georgia?"
My car isn't pink. It's blue. And I'm on the other side of the continent from Georgia. Or on a different continent, depending on which Georgia you're thinking of. I've gotten three cops to be at a loss for words, and one to bust out laughing and let me go without even a warning. All four of them pulled me over for speeding, mostly when I was clocked going ~2 mph over the speed limit, one of the three who told me why I got pulled over didn't say what he clocked me at, but it couldn't have been higher than 5 *below*, as I was going 15 in a 25 due to it being halloween night in a residential area.
The OP who knew how to speak Korean straight up: Owae ma mou shindeiru, the rude Korean girl into oblivion.
wow. uh... i think you mean, "Omae wa mou shindeiru." but also, that's Japanese, not Korean. lmao
@@RenAsterion doesn't matter. K-pop, jpop, soda pop.
Nani?
Just as a counter to what r/ said about saying "I don't know" to the police when they pull you over. They deal with this shit every day, all day. They've heard it all. So yeah, by saying speeding, you might get fined, for a good reason, but by owning up and generally being apologetic and generally a nice person, they might let you off the hook.
When I say getting fined for a good reason think of this: going 10 km over the speed limit doesn't seem like a big deal, but it might just mean the difference between, stopping and not stopping in time. At best the only things that'll be hurt is a car or two, and only lightly. At worst, people die. Horribly, in pain.
And if you're now thinking that 9/10 nothing happens or it's never happened to me, remember that drunk drivers think the same way. And we don't wear seatbelts for the nine times things don't happen, but the 10th time or even the 1000th time where things go wrong.
So if you ever run late, and know that if you just press on that padel and drive a little bit faster, just a little bit, so you can make it in time, ask your self this. Is that really worth someone's life?
me, a kpop stan who knows limited Korean: good job Rslash. you're doing great honey
Nothing better than starting the morning with some Rslash! Love your videos
My parents got pulled over; the officer claimed their rear tail light was out. He never saw the back of the car when he decided to pull them over. They questioned my dad, who is black and was in the PASSENGER seat. I wonder, if he asked if they knew why they were pulled over, would my mom had been sassy enough to respond with, "Because my husbands black."?
BRUH I LOOKED AWAY FOR 2 SECONDS RSLASH AND THE VIDEO IS OVER ALREADY HOW AND WHY
HappyAYAYA itâs the voice
nope I was watching I never fall asleep my sleep schedule is.......messed up
Rslash has unlocked time travel from repeated exposure to radioactive Karens
@@SilverThreads I'm not a Karen I'm a queen :p
@@edd14theradiationqueen40 Whoops, I didn't even see that you had radiation in your name. Lol, sorry
"I went away 100$ richer"
Nop, don't forget about the tax
No receipt: didn't happen.
@@paspax if they track you they'll find that the income doesn't match your spend especially if you have a business
2 dollars richer in america
@@kysfggt Dude, it's $100 in cash. The IRS has bigger assets to steal.
It wasn't even a real fine.
I had some druggies for neighbors once, and they would break into houses in the neighborhood. They would unscrew my motion lights and mess with the sensor by moving it so it wouldn't pick them up and come on. So I tied down the sensor with a wire and screwed it into the wall and then put clear tape over the bulbs so they couldn't unscrew them. Then I put fencing over my side windows and back door and put a the brightest LED bulb in the back motion light. Put an end to that crap. I'm so glad I have a better, new neighbor.
I always watch your videos during my lunch break at work. It is always something to look forward to. Thank you!!
Yes, when you get pulled over, do NOT turn into Jim Carrey from Liar Liar
DeaniraDanae just donât ever turn into Jim carrey
Your the first person I've seen use that movie as a reference, good to know we were raised with a wide education lol.
Turn in to Jim Carrey the mask
Haha yeah â this is a tomgun!â
Luigi and yoshi fan 2005 XYZ productions but NOT the masks son
10:43 why is the furniture in my room floating?
Last time I was this early RSlash was still a new channel. Love you man.
I was pulled over once. Turns out I forgot to turn my headlights on. I realized it and turned them on. He gets to the door and says, "I see you realized why I pulled you over." I just said yeah. He let me go with a warning. Nice guy.
About the cop asking you that question, I have a story from a friend of my parents who is a cop. Once, he did that on a random dude. He just wanted to mess with him because he was bored, but when he came to this dude window, dude was sweating bullets. He asked him if he knew why he was arrested. Dude immediatly started to panic, saying how it wasn't his fault and how it was his friend who asked him to stole his car so he could fraud the assurance. My parent's friend stayed calm, acted like it was exactly why he arrested him, bring him to the station and patiently waited for the other guy to come in and say that his car was stolen.
EDIT : Note that neither me or my parents approuve of his action and cop was fired for an other abuse of power. Friend is also a big word to describe his relation to my parents, I never even meet the guy. Sorry, just wanted to clear that up.
ok but like, do you not see fucked up side of this, that your parent's friend was able to just pull someone over specifically to fuck with them? is that not just a waste of time for the person being pulled over and a waste of taxpayer money going to someone on a power trip treating the time and lives of others as entertainment? sure, they caught a guy committing fraud, but schemes like that almost always fail later due to insurance hating to pay out and going through with a thorough investigation, and if he did that once he would absolutely do it more and more, wasting the time of innocent people and terrifying them for no reason other than his own boredom. the fact that not only can he get away with that but can get away with bragging about it is fucked up and exactly why so many people believe that our police system does not protect the people of this country, because cops like him would rather fuck with people than doing their job of patrolling the streets for anyone actually doing anything to hurt or endanger others
@@gayrights8315 Damn. Don't understand shit about what's going on so I'll just smile and nod.
@@gayrights8315 Ok I hear you and I agree. But first of all, I want to clarify a couple of things. First, this story didn't take place in the united-states nor anyone involved was american, if it can help you feel better about that. Secondly and more importantly, I want to apologize because this story could indeed let stranger like you believe that I somehow approved of what he did. I just wanted to retell the only story what RSlash said remind me of, but I could also have told that time when said friend (who was more the boyfriend of my parent's friend at the time, but that would have became complicated, see) insulted a lady in a protest to the sole purpose of making her hit him so he could have a reason to arrest her. But he was filmed this time so he lost his job. I don't approuve either of mentioned action and never ever meet the guy in real life. My parents also don't approuve of it or told me that story in that light. It was just an exemple of what can happen and also a proof that what RSlash said is true so people would be cautious. My intention was never to hurt anyone and I'm deeply sorry for doing so. And I hope you'll also forgive any spelling errors because, like I said, I'm not american and english is not my first langage.
I should take that âyou need to replace what you took of mineâ rule. Itâs a good one. Of course, my roommates are pretty tied to their own stuff, but thereâs 2 people in the house who use milk.
I drink milk. Religiously. Like for some people they are addicted to coffee or alcohol, Iâm addicted to milk. Well, one of the other roommates eats cereal( with milk of course) so I buy 2 gallons every 3rd or 4th night of the week. We go through it like crazy. But, IâM the only one to buy the milk.
bro i remember watching this guy like a year or 2 ago, i forgot. this guy is amazing, love u still!â€ïž
For the lighting issue those people had, I started dating a guy that would play video games and watch tv to fall asleep. No matter how much I asked and how much he tried, he couldnât sleep without light and sound, I cannot sleep with any kind of light on, sound is fine but light isnât and if itâs shining under the door, I still canât sleep. I need everything completely dark. Cheap and easy fix is a sleeping mask. Mine is cute and pink and fuzzy and i can finally fucking sleep. You get used to something being on your eyes if itâs made correctly, often it falls off during my sleep but itâs fine because Iâm only light sensitive when Iâm trying to fall asleep â€ïž dude I never knew how much of a life saver those things can be, it saved my sleep so much.
First time since the beginning of this Chanel being this early, love the content Rslash
Same đ€Ł
who cares if your early
Chanel
*channel*
I understand how annoying it must've been to have a floodlight shining into your window, I really do. Because I have a similar problem with my bedroom window.
But it was really uncool of that guy to unscrew the bulbs. The floodlights aren't so that the residents can see, they're deterrents for burglars. Not to mention stalkers.
Anyone prowling around at night is going to pick a dark house over a lit one.
Maybe the wife was really paranoid because she'd had a break in?
Get better curtains. Not just blinds. Blackout curtains, thick like you see at hotels. Those things even block out the sun.
or just adopt a guard dog?
I live for these. Thanks Rslash
I love the wholesome "revenge" in the Korean story. I think we need more of this
I feel like this is going to be a good one xd
because it will be
Well, it might as well be good. Itâs rslash lol
Fun fact the reason why police tap your vehicle is to leave a finger print if anything bat happens to them there is soild evidence
cop: do you know why i pulled you over?
me: sir if you don't know i'm not telling you
Police officer: Do you know why I pulled you over?
Me: Because youâre trying to meet your quota?
When they ask me why I think they pulled me over I usually admit to the speeding without giving a number. Otherwise it would blatantly be insulting their intelligence. They usually cut me a break in some fashion. I mean, when I know damn well I was doing 87 in a 65 and smashed the brakes as soon as I saw them I'm gonna look pretty damn stupid claiming I don't know lol
I'm Korean born and I had to think 5 mins to figure what you said in Korean lmao
He butcher the fuck out of itđđđđ
I had to replay it a couple times because I was questioning if I miss heard or if I was listening to a different language; but I've only been learning Korean for around a year now so xD
Youâre giving such dad advice about dealing with cops đ i love it †my dad says the same thing about âdo you know why I pulled you over?â
4:08
"Because you need your quota on tickets this month?
this is both a true and snarky answer.
the story about the chick at the music show reminded me of this time I went to this Korean restaurant with the other girls in my Korean class and some of the servers were talking behind my back in Korean saying how fat I was and saying that I was just a crazy kpop fan. When she came back to the table to take our order we all ordered in Korean then started having loudest conversation in Korean. I paid and we left .
I'M IN THE MIDDLE OF CLASS BUT I CAN'T NOT WATCH THESE IN THE MORNING
I skipped class
You should be in class or you will grow up as a garbage man with no wife
@@danielvasquez5133 Ur cool
@@Karen-kl7yc the garbage man dident have to deal with ur b.s
Edd 13 The radiation queen r/woooosh
I had the same problem with a neighbor of an expensive house I bought. She had the big flood lights shining on what was basically more of my property than her property. In two of the bedrooms. Both bathrooms, kitchen, and so bright on my deck that you really couldn't see my nice yard. Try to work it out with her but she refused. I had noticed that she had recently had her driveway replaced with expensive pavers. It looked like it encroached on my property. I hired a surveyor. He brought his little granddaughter to help hold the reflector stick or whatever. My neighbor called the police on them for setting foot over the line onto her property. We worked that part of it out but it soon became a war as I demanded those lights be turned off or she remove her driveway from my property. It was about 1 foot by 70 feet. Then it became a lawsuit. It dragged on for 18 months. My lawyer screwed something up so I ended up having to settle by paying for the flood lights to be replaced with lower well-aimed carriage lights and new electrical service to her garage. No real prorevenge here but I was able to enjoy my property for 10 years and with the improvements I made on the house and the fact that it wasn't ruined by that horrible mercury vapor lamp I had a very attractive house to sell for double what I paid. The other neighbors were very happy that their houses were now worth more than before because of how comps work in real estate. I heard from another neighbor that my neighbor was very unhappy that her property taxes went up because of the sale of my house.
You know thatâs a cool cop when you talk about hot wheels
Last time I was this early I didn't know what zoom was đ€·ââïž
And you know that zoom exists since april 2011? (Ok, you edited it, now my comment have no sence)
True true...
The McDonald's is older than zoom
Cop: Do you know why I pulled you over?
Me: Sorry man, I don't have any donuts on me. Maybe next time I could bring you some?! đ€Łđ€Łđ€Ł
Cop's response: Depends on the cop...đ€·ââïž
NEVER say "i dont know" when a cop asks you if you know why they pulled you over. then they can slap you with anything and you cant contest it because otherwise "you lied" when you said you didnt know. always say "yes i do" and dont elaborate
Thanks for the good upload schedule so I can watch ur videos before school keep doin watcha doin
Cop: pulls out a ticket
Op: pulls out an uno reverse card
Stolen
STOLEN
STOLEN
Yep stolen
Mmmm the cop one seems like it goes on r/that happened
@AMELIYA ! 21 I WANT SĐĐĐ„ !!!! OPEN MY VIDEO !!!! where's the virus link
Ah yes,
Rslash before(during) school to keep me sane for the day.
If a cop asked me "do u know the reason why I pulled you over" I would be like "was I speeding sorry if I was"
Cop:
Do you know why I pulled you over?
Driver:
Because I'm rSlash, and you want my autograph?
Rslash says he's gonna say some Korean. Braces self for butchering. Doesn't get as butchered as I've heard before. Tension dissapates
I'm scared to know how badly butchered you've heard Korean being spoken before O.o
@@licietheskeleton The worst I've ever heard was this dreadful American woman who lived in Korea for a few YEARS but still couldn't speak a damn word properly. Normally I wouldn't care, not everyone's strong point is foreign language, but she was fully up herself, and considered herself the beacon of all Korean-related knowledge because she'd been there a while. She even said some proper ridiculous things about the Korean culture/language system, which were pretty racist actually, despite the fact she couldn't communicate in said language. My word. So much cringe. My arse clenches to this day just thinking about it
@@Dizzaton I'm utterly baffled by the logic (or lack there of) of that woman... And I'm cringing just from hearing about this; I don't think I'd be able to handle hearing her talk lmao.
@@Dizzaton also why am I not surprised that they are American?
@@licietheskeleton Lol, tell me about it. It was a shock to the system at the time, too.
Entitled person: ha nobody's gonna see this convo and I'll make everyone hate u and my dad own roblox
Rslash: are u sure about that
The floodlights one reminds me of a similar David Thorne story, except he hid his neighbour's floodlights and, when emailed about it, responded with the 'riddle': "what burns with the light of a thousand suns and is in your mailbox?"
When you realize one of the random people on the street can give you a ticket:
Crewmate
There is 1 impostor among us.
Red
@@doomfry680
No no, everyone knows it's the black guy
@@enderteimant740 bruh it wasn't me I was in medbay doing my tasks
@@thisfool3759
Yeah but Ihink I also saw purple vent
@@enderteimant740 no red went with yellow at the start and yellows dead now
even though your korean was VERY choppy, i could understand it!
How lmao
the one about the music show warms my heart!
being a Kpop fan for nearly 12 years now, it's pretty well known that certain fandoms just aren't very accepting of foreign fans. it's sad, but it is what it is. I'm just glad she was able to stick up for herself â€ïžâ€ïž
First story: At first I thought that the idea was a little wasteful as a revenge against someone who they'll probably never see again, but then I thought "Hey, at least that house became much more convenient for disabled people".
Second story: There's bad apples in every line of work, but the arrogant, disrespectful and selfish newcomers are the worst. Sadly, I am working with one of those kind of people, and I'm amazed that he hasn't been terminated from the company yet.
Fourth story: So many people have been proven wrong in thinking that Spanish is an uncommonly practiced language, and here we have a Latina putting a Korean girl in her place...
Fifth story: You can't negotiate with a selfish coward. Best thing is to subtly inconvenience them to the point where they just do what you want them to.
For those looking for this:
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Ganeun mali gowayaoneun mali gopda.
You're welcome.
Thank you lol
Cop: "You're getting a ticket!"
OP: "No u"
Cop: *Surprised Pikachu Face, with a Cop hat*
Cop: do you know why i pulled you over.
Me: because your a cop.
Cop (with no sense of humor): Do you know why i pulled you over
Me: nope, but you're dying to tell me, ain't ya
Cop: please step out of the car
Me (under my breath): Well f***, that didn't work
My son cracking up in the backseat
Hey r/Slash and all you peeps. Im pretty depressed this morning. In a bad way. your vids make me smile tho. so thank you ^^
Hey rSlash, you should cover r/IDOworkherelady, loads of "you fool, I AM the manager" moments.
Youâre videos are amazing man. Keep it up.
Oh my gosh. I love the way you said that in Korean. I showed it to my Korean friends. They LOVED and really appreciated you saying it. Thanks r/
Greetings fellow carbon-based bipedal lifeforms!
*Greetings! What shall we discuss in this digital board called a "Reply Section"?*
@@Brain_pocketer That is an excellent question of the utmost importance. However, my lack of an answer is the only thing you will be getting as I have never gotten this far in previous itterations of this same message.
TheMoonFox jokes on you, carbon lifeform. Silicon based life is where itâs at.
Did you just assume my constituent molecules
We started school today r/slash. Please, give me ya blessing before I break this damn computer.
Haha in Spain we start it in the 14th September
The story about the KPop concert is a perfect example of "Kill them with kindness"...I thought she was going to exclude the girl and not give her water, but nope! Good for her :)
ah, breakfast and some petty revenge. The perfect way to start the day!
RSlash looking out for us from the popo.
No one :
Comments :
Cop : Pulls out a ticket
OP : *Uno Reverse Card*
Copy cats : WRITE THAT DOWN WRITE THAT DOWN
I'm going to steal this comment
I didn't know they posted the joke yet
I was sorry :(
@@Karen-kl7yc oh frick IM not gonna talk to a karen
So you stole the
No one:
Comments: then you put the WRITE THAT DOWN WRITE THAT DOWN joke in there as well Iâm not sure about this but this might be kind of hypocritical
@@bigchungus9740 you joking or being serious here ?
I can't tell
I like just listening to these in class and procrastinating while eating chips and drinking sprite.
Keep being amazing rslash