r/Pettyrevenge Spoiled Brat Left His Toys All Over My Yard... So I Threw Them Away!

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  • čas pƙidĂĄn 15. 11. 2020
  • r/Pettyrevenge OP's neighbors are your typical nightmare neighbors. The kids are spoiled brats who treat OP's property as if it belongs to them, and they leave their toys scattered all over OP's yard. One day, the kids just to happen to leave their bike where OP normally leaves behind his trash. Should OP tell the kids that the sanitation workers might throw away their bike? Nah!
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  • @thedukeofskull1383
    @thedukeofskull1383 Pƙed 3 lety +334

    I told my daughter, " Do not speed up, if they are behind you trying to get you to go faster. They are not going to pay your ticket! " I usually laugh as they speed around me, only to catch up with them at the next stop light.

    • @nolalookenbill7053
      @nolalookenbill7053 Pƙed rokem +12

      Almost exactly my dad's philosophy, except he adds a lil extra sumthin: he always says that if someone tailgates him, he's gonna slow the f down (not his exact words, but definitely close to how he'd say it)

    • @Ryan_2218
      @Ryan_2218 Pƙed rokem +4

      I do the same thing. If people pass me I just laugh

  • @morgandouglas6014
    @morgandouglas6014 Pƙed 3 lety +683

    Mrs. Bitters should absolutely not be a teacher. Someone needs to revoke her teaching license.

    • @ultrapika1875
      @ultrapika1875 Pƙed 3 lety +18

      Agreed.

    • @RiptoGakt
      @RiptoGakt Pƙed 3 lety +39

      Why do I get the feeling she's going to be one of the reasons the next Columbine happens? Another reason to remove her from teaching, especially since she wasn't going to do her job to help her students much less have any empathy for why they're having any trouble.

    • @morgandouglas6014
      @morgandouglas6014 Pƙed 3 lety +28

      @@RiptoGakt Exactly. She’s exactly the type of person who will expect you to get it right the first time every time even if you’re a beginner or don’t even try at all.

    • @MehBaka
      @MehBaka Pƙed 3 lety +33

      What the hell is the point of being a teacher if you're actively working against the students? I just don't understand. Why have the books there and, what, say "nanner nanner you can't have them" I understand not letting them leave the room without some kind of system, but let the students use them in class!

    • @tabii714
      @tabii714 Pƙed 3 lety +13

      Oof when I read Mrs.Bitters I thought of the teacher from invader zim, until I found out that was what an op called their teacher.

  • @internetduck1520
    @internetduck1520 Pƙed 3 lety +559

    how is it a sibling's responsibility to carry their sibling's luggage? The parents made them both exist.

  • @ladysollua
    @ladysollua Pƙed 3 lety +248

    “Green mushroom syndrome” is the best term ever.

    • @MrsPrincessGirl
      @MrsPrincessGirl Pƙed 3 lety +14

      I’ve never heard that term before for one-upping people. I don’t understand it

    • @RenAsterion
      @RenAsterion Pƙed 3 lety +51

      @@MrsPrincessGirl i shall explain it for you. in the Super Mario franchise, you get 1-Ups from green mushrooms. so, a chronic one-upper has "Green Mushroom Syndrom."

    • @Starfloofle
      @Starfloofle Pƙed 3 lety +8

      I love it and I'm going to use this from now on because that's such a hilarious phrase LOL

    • @RenAsterion
      @RenAsterion Pƙed 3 lety +4

      @LaBelle424242 no prob. :)

    • @WackoMcGoose
      @WackoMcGoose Pƙed 3 lety +2

      Yeah, I'm stealing that too.

  • @Jacob-qx4bc
    @Jacob-qx4bc Pƙed 3 lety +343

    rSlahs: "next story by its corona time"
    bottom left corner: "is_it_corona_time"

  • @teefa85
    @teefa85 Pƙed 3 lety +41

    The last story reminds me of what my one sister did once. Our youngest sister was going through that "any music before I was born is bad" phase. And especially got angry whenever my parents had The Beatles on. So one day, there was a Beatles song playing, and my other sister asks, "Sis, do you like this song?" Youngest sis says, "Yes." "Do you know who it's by?" questioned my other sister. "No," was the reply. Needless to say, she tried to backpedal when she found out just who sung the song!

  • @KTSpeedruns
    @KTSpeedruns Pƙed 3 lety +86

    Wise words from my grandfather on my mom’s side: “Rushing will only get you there 10 seconds faster.”

    • @stevenschnepp576
      @stevenschnepp576 Pƙed 3 lety +5

      Seriously, even if you don't factor in traffic, lights, and stop signs, most trips only see an improvement of a few seconds to a minute with most speeding.

    • @dizzysdoings
      @dizzysdoings Pƙed 2 lety +2

      When I was in college many years ago, for the one class, we took a few trips off campus.
      Well, one day we had someone fly past us. They had a very noticeable car. Several miles down the road, we passed the same car pulled over, getting a ticket. We all waved going passed it.

    • @TheAres1999
      @TheAres1999 Pƙed 2 lety +2

      @@dizzysdoings I think in some circumstances, in lieu of a speeding ticket, the cop should just keep you on the side of the road for half an hour.

  • @infinitecontent8001
    @infinitecontent8001 Pƙed 3 lety +23

    I love the story about the brothers; having a lot of siblings, I know the lengths we go to get on each other's nerves. And we will wait decades to exact the pettiest of revenges LOL

  • @dracko158
    @dracko158 Pƙed 3 lety +55

    Brother 2: "Oh dude, then why are you drinking Blue Monster right now? I thought you said that shit was nasty?"
    Brother 1: *Surprised Silent Pikachu Face*

  • @kadenlemon495
    @kadenlemon495 Pƙed 3 lety +209

    I absolutely hate teachers like Mrs. Bitter She really needs to have her license revoked

    • @dizzysdoings
      @dizzysdoings Pƙed 2 lety +6

      My algebra teacher was horrible. She always said that if you didn't understand something to come and ask her. But if you did, she'd yell at you. And since her husband was the principal, there wasn't much we could do.

    • @erichanastacio9695
      @erichanastacio9695 Pƙed 2 lety +2

      @@dizzysdoings
      Record her multiple times and upload to the internet.
      Then wait for the explosions.

    • @dizzysdoings
      @dizzysdoings Pƙed 2 lety +1

      @@erichanastacio9695 I doubt very much that she's still teaching! I graduated many years ago đŸ€Ł

    • @anticstudios
      @anticstudios Pƙed 2 lety +3

      I had a teacher like that and also was in a similar situation being constantly ill (I have chronic fatigue) but the worst part is my school has your main teacher for EVERY SINGLE LESSON so I was constantly being picked on but not to the point she was bringing me up to front of class and I never even got my petty revenge in the end :,(

  • @riceracm
    @riceracm Pƙed 3 lety +51

    12:09 “Green mushroom syndrome” - I had never heard of this until I looked it up, but it’s from Mario brothers and it is “a person who insists on one-upping you every time, like the Mario brother’s 1up”

  • @ramadaxl
    @ramadaxl Pƙed 3 lety +50

    I had a similar thing happen to me ( about books ). Note: I'm a bookworm...a SERIOUS bookworm. I got picked at random to go to a reading class...for kids that were not doing so well at reading...why did they pick me? The teacher wanted more kids to 'make up the numbers'. So I get to the classroom ( even after all these years I can still remember this...and I'm now 68 years old ).
    Teacher told us to select a book, read it...and then she'd call us up one by one to her desk where we'd have to read the book aloud...now I'm a speed reader, always have been...so reading aloud (SLOWLY) was TORTURE. But eventually she stopped me and sent me back ti my desk with another book.
    I went through ALL the books they had in the one lesson...She (obviously) didn't believe I'd read them. So when she asked me about it I told her that these books were EASY to read...and that I had a Much better book of my own in my bag.
    She asked me what it was...so I dug it out of my bag and held it up...Jules Verne 'From the Earth to the Moon'.
    Never went back to that class again :-)

    • @vanessadiviak6201
      @vanessadiviak6201 Pƙed 3 lety +14

      Yeah, In third grade my teacher told us to write a paragraph on whatever we wanted, so I wrote in cursive hoping she'd be impressed. She threw my paper straight in the trash can, screamed at me in front of the whole class, and made me cry because "I didn't teach you this yet!" (Despite her never saying the paragraph had to be printed or couldn't be in cursive.) It's important to make sure nobody is falling behind, but also teachers need to make sure nobody's being held back or is discouraged from doing their best in their classes.

    • @ramadaxl
      @ramadaxl Pƙed 3 lety +4

      @@vanessadiviak6201 I had something similar...my Mother was taught to write ( properly ) in cursive at school...In Scotland...it was an actual class back then !

  • @unlucky_p.r.
    @unlucky_p.r. Pƙed 3 lety +136

    Cheers to Rslash for giving us stories and he is giving it his best to provide us with videos from every subreddit we watch

  • @gavmillz2066
    @gavmillz2066 Pƙed 3 lety +56

    Had no clue today was his birthday. But HAPPY BIRTHDAY

  • @IsaacHoweiner
    @IsaacHoweiner Pƙed 3 lety +90

    “I would rather listen to Rhett and Links Earbiscuits”
    I would rather listen a podcast called rSlash reads reddit.

    • @zSpirall
      @zSpirall Pƙed 3 lety +3

      To be fair... I'd listen to both... and other stuff... .... ... I have more then one ear... 👍

    • @zSpirall
      @zSpirall Pƙed 3 lety

      @vergorance that's cool... Me too... I keep my extras in the back of my fridge... Where'd you keep yours???... đŸ˜‰đŸ€«

    • @zSpirall
      @zSpirall Pƙed 3 lety

      @vergorance that's nice... do you have your own treasure map for finding them again... a scout dog... or just memorize the area???... đŸ€”

    • @lookaschewa9917
      @lookaschewa9917 Pƙed 3 lety

      Tes

  • @blueheartink5289
    @blueheartink5289 Pƙed 3 lety +6

    "Why is your suitcase is full of bricks!"
    "I don't tell you how to live your life."

    • @jgw5491
      @jgw5491 Pƙed 3 lety +1

      "It's my special collection."

  • @Pixlfish37
    @Pixlfish37 Pƙed 3 lety +1099

    Happy birthday Rslash, here's to another year of great reddit stories!

  • @breannasmith2377
    @breannasmith2377 Pƙed 3 lety +89

    I had it saved it my calendar that today is Rslash's birthday... looks like you all did too! Happy birthday, Rslash! Thanks for entertaining me every day :)

    • @jack3417
      @jack3417 Pƙed 3 lety

      👍

    • @caoixhe
      @caoixhe Pƙed 3 lety

      Lol I did the same thing 😂😂

    • @ChaoticAngelKitten
      @ChaoticAngelKitten Pƙed 3 lety +1

      I totally did the same thing. :D I been waiting all month to make sure he got a happy birthday but I guess I didn’t need to worry. He is well loved.

    • @jennilynne1977
      @jennilynne1977 Pƙed 3 lety +1

      My husband told me because his phone also has the reminder. Lol.

  • @shebakoby
    @shebakoby Pƙed 3 lety +44

    The Ms. Bitter story: I believe that Ms Bitter thought that OP was a slacker that just missed school for no reason. That teacher smacks of being a narcissist Karen that of course didn't believe that OP was legitimately sick and was faking. She was probably one of those Karens who thought no kid actually ever is sick enough to miss a ton of school. Either OP doesn't remember Ms. Bitter berating them for faking being sick all the time, or that Karen of a teacher was diplomatic enough to only berate them for being absent so much without going into the concept that she thought OP was faking sick. The whole book thing (before OP's petty revenge) smacked of narcissistic control freakism on the teacher's part. Maybe she thought that kids don't get enough punishment at home and that it was her job to "punish" students that she thought didn't show enough evidence that they had been punished adequately. That petty revenge was the most appropriate example of gaslighting (and most justified) I've ever seen in my life.

    • @xNeariax
      @xNeariax Pƙed 3 lety +7

      Could be. Although sometimes the explanation sadly is as simple as: some people are just bullies / feel they have no other way to gain "control" in their life than by putting others down. Those people may or may not also be narcissists. I had a couple of teachers like that during my school years, although one always stands out. I'm German and in German class (so English for Americans) we had those spelling tests where the teacher would read out a text and the class would have to write along correctly. This teacher made it a sport to read out the text so ridiculously fast (and then end the test once she finished) that most of the class was missing half the text by the end of it. Then she'd grade us badly for "not having finished the assignment". There was literally no point to that what-so-ever other than her getting off on "being able to do that". It wasn't the only thing she did by far, but I think it's the best example of "just because I have the power and I can" she came up with.

    • @shebakoby
      @shebakoby Pƙed 3 lety +3

      @@xNeariax although, it's probably co-relateable that most if not all people on power trips due to at least one Dark Triad attribute, and narcissism is a very common one.

    • @lizgawin899
      @lizgawin899 Pƙed 3 lety +4

      @@shebakoby i remember AR as a kid. teacher in second grade seemed to hate me for one reason or another. it was silent reading time once and in spite of it being reading time she yelled at me for an incomplete assignment if memory serves and she made me put my book away and get back to work.

  • @catandrobbyflores
    @catandrobbyflores Pƙed 3 lety +8

    I remember those books with the point system. You could only read books within the level you got scored at and couldn't read anything with points lower then you had to do a quiz on the computer as soon as you finished. Really took the fun out of reading.

  • @therod789
    @therod789 Pƙed 3 lety +545

    Petty Revenge? Not celebrating Rslash's birthday. I'm petty so . . .

  • @jadecs
    @jadecs Pƙed 3 lety +96

    If I recall correctly today is your birthday Rslash. So happy birthday, birthday twin lol
    Thank you everyone that’s wished me a happy birthday 😊

    • @crystalrelic_art
      @crystalrelic_art Pƙed 3 lety +7

      Hey, it's my birthday too lol
      So many birthday twins 😊

    • @LilLexiVideos
      @LilLexiVideos Pƙed 3 lety +2

      @@crystalrelic_art happy birthday, have a awesome day:3 and have some cake🍰

    • @LilLexiVideos
      @LilLexiVideos Pƙed 3 lety +2

      Happy birthday! Have some b day cake! 🍰

    • @jadecs
      @jadecs Pƙed 3 lety +1

      @@LilLexiVideos thank you

    • @orlianisdmunoz
      @orlianisdmunoz Pƙed 3 lety +1

      Happy birthday ❀

  • @wander.1ost
    @wander.1ost Pƙed 3 lety +6

    Man, I was hoping that the speeding guy would be going in for an interview with OP. That would have been hilarious.

  • @amentity
    @amentity Pƙed 3 lety +32

    Happy Birthday Rslash, here's to another year of choosing beggars to fend off from

  • @gerrard1144
    @gerrard1144 Pƙed 3 lety +285

    Not celebrating R/slash's birthday?
    Dude.... Uncool...

  • @randomcringeyyoutuber6750
    @randomcringeyyoutuber6750 Pƙed 3 lety +26

    Happy Birthday man, you read stories like no one else.
    That sounded better in my head.

  • @anonymousbrooks8194
    @anonymousbrooks8194 Pƙed 3 lety +33

    The story about the teacher name Miss bitters I couldn't help but reimagined Op as Dib and the teacher as Ms bitters. Happy birthday

  • @RedT...TheOriginal.NotANumber
    @RedT...TheOriginal.NotANumber Pƙed 3 lety +12

    Love the story about throwing away toys when the neighbor kids don't take care of them. I do that for my own kids, except they go to secondhand stores rather than in the trash.
    "If you can't take care of your stuff, you don't deserve to have it."

    • @TheMurlocKeeper
      @TheMurlocKeeper Pƙed 3 lety +2

      You're the sort of parent the world needs more of. :D
      I don't believe in coddling kids either. It just makes them soft and stupid for when they finally have to get out there in the real world by themselves.
      Coddled kids turn into those horrendous young adults who think they are entitled to special treatment. and they tend not to appreciate anything they are given in life either. You know the sort.
      Your kids though....they'll damn well appreciate what they have, no doubt, and learn to look after it, lol!
      Good on ya!

    • @Choujifangirl
      @Choujifangirl Pƙed rokem

      That’s kind of mean but I appreciate your cleverness

    • @RedT...TheOriginal.NotANumber
      @RedT...TheOriginal.NotANumber Pƙed rokem

      @@Choujifangirl It worked, too. I haven't tripped over my kids' stuff in years.

  • @e.l.i.a.s.7279
    @e.l.i.a.s.7279 Pƙed 3 lety +64

    As pettyrevenge for not celebrating Rslash's bday,
    I will be leaving a post on r/amithea**hole about how if i should feel bad for not liking the video.

  • @phoenixgamer2_097
    @phoenixgamer2_097 Pƙed 3 lety +186

    Happy birthday rslash
    or how we in germany say: Alles gute zum Geburtstag

    • @iyaq8659
      @iyaq8659 Pƙed 3 lety +7

      yo dude I almost forgot my German Duolingo , thanks gotta keep that streak. Also happy birthday rslash

    • @mikerotch1433
      @mikerotch1433 Pƙed 3 lety +1

      @@iyaq8659 it’s got your parents in the basement to?đŸ˜€

    • @anido-4703
      @anido-4703 Pƙed 3 lety

      Wait what did he say? 😅

    • @phoenixgamer2_097
      @phoenixgamer2_097 Pƙed 3 lety

      @@anido-4703 what did who say?

    • @phoenixgamer2_097
      @phoenixgamer2_097 Pƙed 3 lety

      @@alexandernguyen6090 oh u deleted, i saw that komment

  • @NinjaFlibble
    @NinjaFlibble Pƙed 3 lety +5

    I remember going down a freeway and getting honked at for ONLY doing 5 miles over the speed limit. I think I later saw the person who honked at me getting a speeding ticket XD

  • @CrazyQuilman157
    @CrazyQuilman157 Pƙed 3 lety +4

    Man, I remember AR.
    I got through a lot of bulkier books in 2nd and 3rd Grade...then moved in 5th Grade, and could retake ALL of those tests I could remember!
    Then, they did it in 6th Grade...and none of it carried over, because the middle school wasn't connected to the High School.

  • @Frolkinator
    @Frolkinator Pƙed 3 lety +100

    People who tailgate need to lose their licence, for 5years+.

    • @ReptilianTeaDrinker
      @ReptilianTeaDrinker Pƙed 3 lety

      Nah, for life. lol

    • @jtc1947
      @jtc1947 Pƙed 3 lety +1

      @@ReptilianTeaDrinker THE BMW guy sounds like HE almost lost His life! That speed bump could NOT have been kind!

    • @theflaminglitten-fo6jd
      @theflaminglitten-fo6jd Pƙed 3 lety

      @@jtc1947 I hope he didnt get brain damage...he doenst have that much intelligence to begin with

    • @derguenter6257
      @derguenter6257 Pƙed 3 lety

      Its always a pleasure to drive 20km/h outside of town on a narrow curvy road with one asshole behind you loosing their mind xD

    • @CrowPlaysHD
      @CrowPlaysHD Pƙed 3 lety

      esspecially that guys with the weird blue lights. Always so distracting when behind me.

  • @everydayjokes2321
    @everydayjokes2321 Pƙed 3 lety +102

    Joke of the day:
    Doctor, Doctor, I feel like a set of curtains.
    *well pull yourself together*

  • @nikkiadelfino4257
    @nikkiadelfino4257 Pƙed 3 lety +9

    The cop was like the kid in home alone holding the gun when the robber stuck his head through the dog door.

  • @dmhunter666
    @dmhunter666 Pƙed 3 lety +4

    When I was in elementary school we had to do weekly book reports. So each week you would turn in your book report and then go to the library and check out a new book.
    At this point in my life I wasn't much of a reader so this was cruel and inhumane torture as far as I was concerned.
    One week I checked out two books, but decided that one of them was just not for me and turned it in early.
    The librarian was extremely busy and put the book back on the shelf, but didn't put the check out card in the book first. So it looked like I had a book checked out.
    A couple of weeks go by and I'm told that I have an over-due book and I won't be able to check out any more books until I return the over-due book.
    I was pissed because I knew that I had returned the book. So I checked the book shelf for that book.
    Yep, there it was and it was missing the check out card.
    I can't check out any books so I don't have to do any more book reports.
    Oh my god, the universe has smiled on me!!!!
    I milked that for the rest of the school year.
    The last day of school I was told that my report card was going to be held because of the missing book.
    I walked down to the library, asked the librarian to follow me and showed her the book I had supposedly checked out.
    She asked me how long the book had been there, so I told her.
    She then asked me why I hadn't told someone about it.
    I explained about getting out of the hated book reports.
    She was...... unhappy.
    I got my report card and went home.
    Don't you just love it when things just work out????

  • @DinahDissects
    @DinahDissects Pƙed 3 lety +31

    As much of a jerk that last guy was, I 100% agree that Redbull is garbage, easily the worst energy drink I've ever had.

    • @cjpccelerity29
      @cjpccelerity29 Pƙed 3 lety +2

      I second this, V is where it is at

    • @ashleyyoung796
      @ashleyyoung796 Pƙed 3 lety +1

      RedBull actually tastes like bull urine.😖

    • @alexsandrsenaviev4529
      @alexsandrsenaviev4529 Pƙed 3 lety +1

      @@ashleyyoung796 because it probably is

    • @ashleyyoung796
      @ashleyyoung796 Pƙed 3 lety +2

      @@alexsandrsenaviev4529 I've actually tried it before when I was in community college and that drink had me nearly bouncing up the walls and kicking up my anxiety. That energy drink tasted terrible, I still didn't know why I even considered buying it from the drink machine.đŸ˜–đŸ€ŁđŸ€Ł

    • @alexsandrsenaviev4529
      @alexsandrsenaviev4529 Pƙed 3 lety +1

      @@ashleyyoung796 I got forced to try one by my roommate. It was pretty terrible. It had some kick, but other than making you jittery, wasn’t very good

  • @onichan7826
    @onichan7826 Pƙed 3 lety +12

    those were !! NOT BRICKS !! they were designer pet rocks and trained emotional support rocks for the growing boy one look at his petulant sister and out to lunch mom and any airport worker worth half a sandwich would shrug and remind the boy to keep there vests on when there working and wish him well .

  • @vilstef6988
    @vilstef6988 Pƙed 3 lety +4

    One up brother story: Red Bull tastes like piss.
    How do you know, and when did you drink piss?
    Missed opportunity there!

  • @dyltube6395
    @dyltube6395 Pƙed 3 lety +11

    The brother has some sense preferring ear biscuits

  • @H8REDCDE
    @H8REDCDE Pƙed 3 lety +17

    Surprisingly, my dog reminded me to check my calendar.
    Also surprising:
    I wrote down your birthday since you believed we wouldn't remember.
    Now I say to my dog:
    WHOS A GOOD BOI

  • @daid1207
    @daid1207 Pƙed 3 lety +13

    I thought the title said "so I threw HIM away" lol
    edit:HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!

  • @astrobella4620
    @astrobella4620 Pƙed 3 lety +7

    To that one brother’s credit, Ear-Biscuits is pretty good

  • @low-keydrama1260
    @low-keydrama1260 Pƙed 3 lety +4

    Happy Birthday RSlash! Thank you for making daily content! I got bored of a lot of story time CZcamsrs, but you’ve kept me engaged. I love your content. A lot of time a care goes in it and it shows. Thank you for making these videos!

  • @thatoneguy2059
    @thatoneguy2059 Pƙed 3 lety +42

    It's Rslash's birthday everyone

  • @autumndickson2433
    @autumndickson2433 Pƙed 3 lety +3

    Gah, that last story sounds so much like my husband and his older brother. The older brother being Brother 1, and my husband being Brother 2.
    His brother believes he is right about everything, and will argue his point to the end of the world. If he thought the sky was green you couldn't convince him otherwise, and if you simply ask, "Well...why do you think it's green?" He'd probably just say, "Because it is!"

  • @netgnostic1627
    @netgnostic1627 Pƙed 3 lety

    I love tiny acts of petty revenge that are so subtle nobody else will ever notice, but can cause somebody to completely lose control

  • @MrDeanmfitz
    @MrDeanmfitz Pƙed 3 lety +11

    I disagree with the book op that her revenge was not elaborate

  • @cecilbahamut4722
    @cecilbahamut4722 Pƙed 3 lety +26

    Happy birthday r/slash!

  • @_financial_regret_
    @_financial_regret_ Pƙed 3 lety +6

    Rslash is the only famous person I know shares my birthday. Happy birthday man! Thanks for making these videos for us on a daily basis. Always a joy to watch when I leave school

  • @andrewmacdonald9417
    @andrewmacdonald9417 Pƙed 3 lety +1

    that last story was priceless, 10/10 would tell that story to anyone that I would know.

  • @helpfulinterdimentionalfor8692

    Hey r/Slash! Happy birthday man! Thank you for everything you do.
    You're my entertainment during my labor work! Especially in Alaska, it's nice to have some distractions from life.
    Stay safe y'all!

  • @bloggingwidmic5066
    @bloggingwidmic5066 Pƙed 3 lety +5

    One time we are going real fast and this guy thought we wanted to race and so we started speeding and cutting us off and crap anyway we pulled into the hospital you could just tell he died on the inside anyway I had fun in the ER I had a mild concussion but still screw that guy

  • @grantromaine3062
    @grantromaine3062 Pƙed 3 lety +29

    The guy in the challenger was probably driving stick and rev-matching

    • @EPICLOGIE
      @EPICLOGIE Pƙed 3 lety

      @LaBelle424242 ikr

    • @theuselessboii9751
      @theuselessboii9751 Pƙed 3 lety +1

      @LaBelle424242 You don't type like you speak. Imagine if I typed like this: Ello guys wot ya up to? Its Nothing, not nuttin'. Type normally freak.

    • @Realturboterrapin
      @Realturboterrapin Pƙed 3 lety +1

      @@theuselessboii9751 You do realize that nobody would care if you typed like that, sure it's a bit hard to read, but if it's how you want to type nobody can stop you. Not everybody needs to type with the stiffness of a newscaster. I'm sure a big boy like you understands that, If you can't you might have to sit at the kiddie table again this year.

    • @Realturboterrapin
      @Realturboterrapin Pƙed 3 lety +1

      @LaBelle424242 That left me feeling grosser than it probably was meant to.

  • @JBond-hw5nj
    @JBond-hw5nj Pƙed 3 lety +2

    op should have kept doing it everyday for the rest of the year just to mess with her

  • @AbgasArnold
    @AbgasArnold Pƙed 3 lety +2

    I just love "traffic revenge" stories, please include more of them!

  • @samanthageorge6447
    @samanthageorge6447 Pƙed 3 lety +11

    Finals week? No sorry, it's Rslash birthday week!

  • @claireellis8242
    @claireellis8242 Pƙed 3 lety +5

    When York City Centre was underwater - because the new flood barrier short circuited when wet - police had to stop people driving into it. A kid in a bright yellow Lambo gave them the finger as he passed them, ignoring their stop now hand signals. Seconds later a 999 call reported a Lambo floating around in 6ft of water. They left him till last.

    • @elliottjewell5898
      @elliottjewell5898 Pƙed 3 lety

      flood barrier.. short circuited when.. wet?

    • @claireellis8242
      @claireellis8242 Pƙed 3 lety +1

      @@elliottjewell5898 yes. Lol. Brand new. Cost millions. Center of York under 10ft of water.

    • @iank472
      @iank472 Pƙed 3 lety +1

      @@claireellis8242 that's what you get when every sodding government contract goes to the lowest bidder instead of the most competent company!

    • @claireellis8242
      @claireellis8242 Pƙed 3 lety +1

      @@iank472 I know. Believe.

  • @machiner6
    @machiner6 Pƙed 3 lety

    That first me was equal parts cathartic and hilarious, I laughed so hard!

  • @Geno2733
    @Geno2733 Pƙed 3 lety +1

    I was in a delivery van, waiting to turn onto a busy street. This intersection has a No Left Turn rule during the 7-4 hours. This cow was behind me, and she shot out around me, and made the illegal left -- in front of a local cop. Needles to say she got a ticket.

  • @phoenixleague7821
    @phoenixleague7821 Pƙed 3 lety +41

    Venom is ok as a soft drink but horrible as a energy drink but that's just my opinion

  • @zm3854
    @zm3854 Pƙed 3 lety +3

    Mrs.Bitter? Seems like an Invader Zim reference to me..
    Also, HAPPY BIRTHDAY RSLASH!! Take some time to eat some cake, play with your cute puppy and just enjoy the day! much love!

  • @curlycuber1046
    @curlycuber1046 Pƙed 3 lety +3

    Happy birthday! Thank you for all the amazing stories and entertaining all of us through quarantine!

  • @alexnews5435
    @alexnews5435 Pƙed 3 lety +29

    Literally destroys the White house
    Karen: calm
    Not saying Rslash Happy Birthday
    Karen: Demonic screeching
    Happy Birthday.

  • @JacobAvelar02
    @JacobAvelar02 Pƙed 3 lety +8

    I listen to these to fall asleep. Anyone else ?

  • @nightrat42
    @nightrat42 Pƙed 3 lety +12

    Well the brother wasn't really wrong, H3 H3 does suck.

    • @taysendansie8697
      @taysendansie8697 Pƙed 3 lety +1

      Agreed

    • @nna_
      @nna_ Pƙed 3 lety +2

      He's a horrible person too idk how he has a fanbase

    • @TheNomad94
      @TheNomad94 Pƙed 3 lety +1

      @@nna_ People like you are so quick to determine when someone's a "horrible person" when they barely even know them. Go away.

    • @nna_
      @nna_ Pƙed 3 lety

      @@TheNomad94 he's racist and homophobic but go off I guess.

    • @TheNomad94
      @TheNomad94 Pƙed 3 lety +1

      @@nna_ Do give an example.

  • @deeellebee9720
    @deeellebee9720 Pƙed 3 lety +1

    man, i feel that first story so hard! i'm a crossing guard. had to take a break for schooling, but my classes finally lined up again. a few years ago, before i had to temp quit, i had the absolute pleasure of being the instrument of justice, just like the op. so, a kid was waiting for me and the light across the intersection. the light turned red, the walk symbol popped, and i stepped into the intersection. enter the dill-hole. dude in a truck pulls up, and attempts to pull through, while i'm still crossing the kid (at least the kid was crossing the side road, not in the truck's path). he gets to within a couple feet of me, slowly pushing forward, laying the hell on his horn, like i was in the wrong. his light has been red the whole time, mind you. so, i waited. i took extra time to make sure that the kid was safely well down the road and on the sidewalk before bowing mr.special on through. as soon as i did that, i heard the woop-woop of a cop car. turns out, a police officer had pulled up to the intersection just as the light was changing, right before the walk signal popped up, so he. saw. EVERYTHING. immediately pulled the guy over. i go to walk out of the street, and i hear someone busting a gut. i look, and there's this backhoe driver behind me, patiently waiting his turn like a normal person, laughing his ass off. i waved, glad to have provided someone some entertainment, and went back to my car to watch while the cop gave that pickup truck his ticket. the guy was PISSED, and i couldn't stop laughing. it was beautiful

  • @TheOfficialLardVader
    @TheOfficialLardVader Pƙed 3 lety +1

    Lmfao. I remember one time as a delivery driver. I had stopped at a red light in my 1989 Dodge Caravan. (This is in early 2020 and that van is an unkillable beast.. but one that sun bleached. Paint peeling. And around 20% rust). Some dude in a nice charger pulled up next to me at a stop light and just began revving and revving. Likely to mock me. But whatever. I loved Old John. Charger boy didnt realize the car directly behind him was literally a cop. And when the CROSS TRAFFIC lights turned red. He burnt rubber and shot off like a rocket before ours had turned green. And inches behind him his little smoke cloud became a cherry and blue rave. As the cop, who HAD to have been just waiting, shot out in pursuit. My god what a moment.

  • @forestofsecrets7273
    @forestofsecrets7273 Pƙed 3 lety +13

    ight when you said "and yeehaw" one of my cat exied a box... what kind if magic

  • @random0437
    @random0437 Pƙed 3 lety +3

    Happy birthday Rslash!!! I’ve been with you for years and I’ve listened to every single episode of your podcast at least once, and I’ve loved every minute. Happy bday! Hope you have another successful year!

  • @fonales1
    @fonales1 Pƙed 3 lety +1

    The bricks in the suitcase is the best petty revenge ever, made laughed so hard I almost choke XD

  • @UzumakiDonnoHinata
    @UzumakiDonnoHinata Pƙed 3 lety

    Happy Birthday Rslash!!! Here's to another year of content that's validating and makes me spit out my drinks, as well as gives me brand new sentences to use. First "fan dabby dozy then, baby cakes" and now "Green Mushroom Syndrome." đŸ€Ł

  • @thatlycantomboy
    @thatlycantomboy Pƙed 3 lety +4

    happy b-day RSlash, hope your day is as satisfying as these petty revenges!

  • @joimumu
    @joimumu Pƙed 3 lety +5

    I can’t help it when he said ms. Bitters my mind went to Invader Zim

  • @ealeu1
    @ealeu1 Pƙed 3 lety +2

    To the AR story, I had a teacher literally JUST LIKE THAT! I didn't do the thing, but every bit of that was spot on how my teacher treated me, including having those AR books available and not letting anyone use them. She had had my brother the year before and he wasn't great at science and she hounded him on that. When she found out we had a bad home life (and how bad), she was almost apologetic but we were almost in highschool by then and the damage had been done. Why do some teachers have to be such angry control freaks? I get the AR thing, but I don't get why a teacher would have books for it and not let someone use them.

  • @annienunyabiz6627
    @annienunyabiz6627 Pƙed 3 lety +2

    Ms. Bitter reminds me of my old 7th grade Language Arts teacher, Mrs. Tamez. I'm the youngest of three siblings, so it wasn't uncommon to get a teacher who had taught one of my brothers. Most of the time, they'd recognize my last name, ask if I was related, then tell me they had one of my brothers. Not Mrs. Tamez.
    When she recognized my name, she asked if I was related to my oldest brother, who was 8 years older. I, used to normally positive interactions from teachers who had taught one of my brothers, was shocked when in front of the class she said, "Oh. I didn't like him."
    Literally from day one, she hated my guts because she hated my oldest brother. She held on to that grudge for 8 years. She used to mock me and pick on my in front of the class. To make matters worse, that same brother was in the hospital with a heart disease, waiting for a heart transplant.
    2 times a week on Tuesdays and Thursdays we would drive over an hour away to visit my brother, and stay really late. I started getting more and more tired as the school year went on from lack of sleep, depressed and stressed from watching my brother waste away, and had trouble keeping up with my school work.
    One day, Mrs. Tamez held me back to ask why I wasn't doing my work, and when I told her what was happening to the brother she despised enough to take it out on another person 8 years later, she just looked at me and said, "Your brother is not more important that school work. He has it coming anyways."
    Don't know if it was me or her that got lucky one of my friends had come back right then to get a book she had left behind. My friend had to drag me out of the classroom as I was in the process of jumping over it to throttle Mrs. Tamez.
    She never picked on me again, nor did she turn me in for trying to attack her. I think she knew she had f-ed up royally.

    • @elliottjewell5898
      @elliottjewell5898 Pƙed 3 lety

      Did you brother end up ok? and was there any reason why she didn't like your brother?

    • @annienunyabiz6627
      @annienunyabiz6627 Pƙed 3 lety

      @@elliottjewell5898 He got a heart transplant eventually, and I have no idea what her problem with him was. There's an 8 year difference between us, and he left such positive impressions on his teachers, they would often tell me how much they liked him 8 years after having him. She was literally the only teacher we both had to tell me they hated him in the entire time I was in school.

  • @currentspadesfoot3755
    @currentspadesfoot3755 Pƙed 3 lety +4

    Happy Birthday Rslash!

  • @franc1e
    @franc1e Pƙed 3 lety +3

    y’all it’s around rslash’s birthday and as a gift i think we should all watch the ads :)

  • @thENDweDIE
    @thENDweDIE Pƙed 3 lety +2

    Ya Ms. Bitter didn't hate Ope...she really hated her jaded self...
    She likely had a very similar experience in her youth until she stated fantasizing about being the dom...xD

  • @imjustverable3860
    @imjustverable3860 Pƙed 3 lety

    Happy birthday R/! Thanks for another year of early morning stories to wake up to!

  • @tabithathecat
    @tabithathecat Pƙed 3 lety +5

    Omfg the ar thing, we had an almost identical issue with it! Did we like go to the same school or something? Same warning system and everything

  • @Nerobyrne
    @Nerobyrne Pƙed 3 lety +3

    that one guy won the race because his opponent got arrested

  • @vangelina09
    @vangelina09 Pƙed 3 lety

    That teacher definitely has a few screws loose. But I can’t help but notice that Op started out with all the reasons they couldn’t fulfill the required reading, turns out they just needed the right incentive
 so maybe Ms Bitter is really an evil genius in disguise 😉

  • @potaterjim
    @potaterjim Pƙed 3 lety

    Every time some cool guy revs his super loud and cool truck engine while driving through a residential neighborhood, I just think "We get it, you vape"

  • @teneacoleman
    @teneacoleman Pƙed 3 lety +4

    Happy birthday!!! Only opened youtube this morning to say that. Haven't even watched the video yet. :-)

  • @ebofthechill8008
    @ebofthechill8008 Pƙed 3 lety +5

    In regards to story 1: I drive 20 minutes to work early every morning. I have a routine that gets me (almost) every green light, and onto the interstate no problem. I then coast at the speed limit in the far right lane as to not slow down traffic. Im in no hurry to get to work after all. Despite my being in the slow lane, people STILL will occasionally ride my bumper, then whip around shooting a glance that screams "What's the matter with you!? Can't you see i'm late for work!?" And when I can I give a smile back that says "can't you see i'm not?" But one time. Oh my lord. There was a mustang riding on my tail and was not backing down. Now I could have
    A)sped up to accommodate this young gentleman
    B)Ignore him and keep on
    C)take advantage of the fact he was in a mustang and an idiot.
    Now the mustangs have this little problem with the rear suspension that causes them to lose traction when you put too much power, usually causing them to spin out, earning them the title crowd killers. So I decided to try make his car a slip and slide. I went even slower... I dropped 10 under and he hit the gas and whipped into the other lane, made sure to cut me off, checked my brakes and then he really floored it... right into the guard rail. His exit must have been the next one because he took it as soon as he could.

  • @fossilfox7738
    @fossilfox7738 Pƙed 3 lety +1

    Happy Birthday to R/Slash, you have filled many boring hours at work and your voice is really soothing! Thanks for all you do!!

  • @Nakasasama
    @Nakasasama Pƙed 3 lety +2

    That story about ms bitters reminds me of quiet a few teachers I had. It is a toss up between a 5th grade teacher I had who hated children and a 1st grade teacher that was nicknamed screaming schemetta. The 5th grade teacher who I have heard died a couple of years ago and good riddance to her. Just to give you a frame of reference this was 1985 for me. In this instance we had a field trip to circus world in Orlando (it is a long defunct theme park) my mother offered to be chaperone. This was good as it gave my mother an opportunity to see the teacher in action. During the bus ride we had to endure this teacher throwing screaming fits at students infront of the chaperones who from what I saw as expressed on their faces had disgust on them and it grew. There was a detour we had to take because of a tanker truck over turning. It made the trip longer and we had to stop for directions at a gas station. The teacher forwbayed getting out to use the restrooms as even the chaperones had to use. This blob of a nasty teacher used them herself. At that point from the yelling at students for talking above a whisper to this the chaperones got a good taste of what a short tempered bitch she had been. During the trip back to school from Orlando to the daytona area this teacher had a few yelling fits at the students. But we grinded and bared it. You see one of the things the teacher was doing was confiscating candy from students. But my mother had defied the teacher by holding on to it and just passing it to students both parts of the trip. Once back the parents who chaperoned us on the bus with that 5th grade teacher didn't have much good to say about her. It's not a revenge story but as a good warning that some people don't belong around children. And FYI my mother was a nurse. So nobody on that bus would have been in danger for munching down on some candy.

  • @-MinuGoji
    @-MinuGoji Pƙed 3 lety +10

    r/Pettyrevenge in a nutshell:
    *sees oppurtinity and gets back at enemy*
    enemy: * *is confused as to hat is happening* *
    OP: *_Incase you haven't noticed, you've fallen right into my tradp_*

  • @northeastoperations
    @northeastoperations Pƙed 3 lety +4

    Ewww... Everything I don't like sucks and is nasty. Everyone sucks but me.

  • @jennajay4015
    @jennajay4015 Pƙed 3 lety

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY RSLASH!! And you bet that no one would remember that it was your birthday! You underestimate how much joy you bring to peoples lives!!

  • @DangerNoodle815
    @DangerNoodle815 Pƙed 3 lety +2

    When I first found your channel a year ago, I instantly loved your videos. I binged all of them within a few months. I could listen to video after video for hours and I loved every one of them. When yugo joined the picture and puppy bloopers became a thing, I only loved your channel more. your videos are amazing, I dare say the best reddit videos out there. Keep up the amazing work rslash, happy birthday.

  • @Twinklethefox9022
    @Twinklethefox9022 Pƙed 3 lety +5

    That last story didn't feel like petty revenge. Or like brother 1 tried to one up anything. Or that's not how I'd describe his personality. Maybe elitist.
    And happy bday rslash

  • @crusader4737
    @crusader4737 Pƙed 3 lety +6

    I think you said a while back that it was your birthday? If so happy birthday!

  • @krab1791
    @krab1791 Pƙed 3 lety +1

    “A less than average size endowment” 😂😂😂

  • @zarlen8076
    @zarlen8076 Pƙed 3 lety +2

    Thank you for making these amazing videos and entertaining us in these times. Thank you so much for letting us be a part of this journey. This is to another year of uploads

  • @OurHeroXero
    @OurHeroXero Pƙed 3 lety +4

    rSlash I've wait many months for this day...ever since you mentioned in a previous video...and now...now the time has come...
    Happy Birthday sir

  • @firefliesarekewl
    @firefliesarekewl Pƙed 3 lety +3

    Woah, this is the earliest I’ve ever been. Can’t wait to listen to this as I work today!

  • @taylorthibodaux9058
    @taylorthibodaux9058 Pƙed 3 lety +1

    I imagine the look that bro #2 had on his face when waiting for bro #1 to get it looked alot like Jim from the office smiling through the blinds when Andy realized Jim was messing with him

  • @austinfranklin417
    @austinfranklin417 Pƙed 3 lety

    Happy Birthday RSlash. I absolutely love your content and voice. I listen everyday. I always end up laughing really hard at the stories, so I can't eat or drink while listening. Don't want to shoot coffee out of my nose again or choke on food lol. You're the best!