r/Pettyrevenge My Roommate Stole My Food, So I Fed Him Dog Treats!
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- Äas pĆidĂĄn 3. 08. 2024
- r/Pettyrevenge OP has a new roommate who is constantly stealing his food and snacks. He tries to confront his roommate about it, but nothing ever works. So, he decides to enact some petty revenge by storing dog treats that look like cookies in the kitchen. When the roommate eats all of the dog treats and later complains about them, OP reveals his little trick: they were dog treats! The roommate stopped stealing food after that revelation.
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That first one was honestly more like wholesome revenge in the end.
r/WholesomeRevenge?
@@HighPhoenix1754 yep
That's exactly what I was about to say.
yes it was
@@HighPhoenix1754 p0i
That first story about Joshua and Nathan was wholesome and funny af
I had a friend I called Kez
She thought it was really cool that someone thought of a nickname for her as she didn't think there could be a nickname for Kerry
The name Joshua reminded me of that battle of Joshes with those pool noodles
@@seanmchugh1981 when the 4 year old won? that should be how we decide names now
it sure is
r/wholesomerevenge
"Eww, this baby is ugly."
Me: *"Congratulations, your played yourself."*
You must like RSlash because I see you in the comments
@@mysteryman4912 Yep, watch him all the time.
this is why you stop and think before opening your mouth, cuz in a situation like this theres often a 50/50 chance youll end up burning yourself, lol
LOL
Nate: Screw it letâs just keep calling each other the wrong names!
*Everyone liked that*
chad moment
i liked it too
Honestly, it made me smile. People have become ENRAGED over smaller things than this, but these guys turned the negative into a positive and kept on living life.
This wasn't Petty Revenge, this was wholesome revenge.
@@umbreonmaster8921 agreed freind
As soon as that one OP mentioned the Jelly Bellys, I KNEW what was gonna happen. Those BeanBoozled beans are no joke, whoever made them is fucking EVIL.
Probably a disgruntled worker who made Bertie botts
Oh jeez
The guy who's comment was read musta meant bertie botts every flavor beans, as I've never heard of bettie botts jelly bellies
Edit: I just realized some of you might not have known bertie botts beans were real, but they are.
@@thekingnerd6639 they're the same thing, JellyBelly just started with Harry Potter themed ones.
No you brought back bad mamorys
For the first story, it was a good one. There was no drama, only good humor and (I hope) a long lasting inside joke.
My mom will eat something I like and if she doesnât like it sheâll say, âUgh, these are gross.â And keep eating them. As if theyâll taste better if she keeps eating it.
Probably doesnât wanna throw it away Iâve eaten something I didnât really like just cause I didnât wanna throw it away before đ
@@HackiePuffs I usually tell her to just let me eat the rest of it but she eats it all. Itâs my food after all
I had a big container of cheese balls and my mom will keep eating them unless you hide them. She doesn't even like then at all.
@@TheUltima_Werewolf She obviously doesn't want you eating snacks.
Fucking power move
3:52
Janitor: Everything is still wet.
Lady, after going in and trying to use the toilet: It's all wet!
Janitor: Yes.
"those cookies sucked"
"They were dog treats!"
"What"
"Yeah they're b*tch treats and I gave it to one"
@Rusto Here we have Rusto the grammar nazi
Missed opportunity lol
@@havtor007 and here we have havtor007, the grammar-nazi hunter
@@SpringDavid and here we ha Spring David, the grammar nazi hunter observer
@@amitasrivastava493 well now we wait for the next person to continue the cycle
Joshua: My dad goes by Josh.
*Boss Music Intensifies*
Every Other Josh: THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!
#LittleJosh
I know those exact doggie "Oreos". They come in a package that looks like they could be Oreo knock offs. My mom ate an entire row once. The next day she said "Artemis just spend the extra few dollars and get the real Oreos, those were not good." It took me about 5 minutes to stop laughing long enough to tell her they were for the dogs. Bless her ... well she is much more careful about just the cookies she eats in the middle of the night.
My ex used to eat my food and tell me it was gross. Same dishes everytime. It's a power move for some people. He also told me he ate a 48pk of pudding in one day, but I assume he just threw out my puddings.
I'm glad he's ex now
@@damekkoDark same
First post is so Wholesome I feel like it belongs in r/mademesmile
Hell yes, had a stressful morning and this had me beaming xD
@@Lucky180 yea same, im going to work in a good mood for once
@@NotUnique_ phew, so many people and friends of mine have work to do on Sundays, rather glad I can still pretty much set my own schedule.
I wish you a good day either way, and I hope you can leave works still smiling ^^
@@Lucky180 omg i hope you smile all day as well you have no idea how much this means to me thank you
it does
The first one really weirded me out because I'm a Nathan that answers to Nate and has never been Nathaniel, but my parents were originally going to name me Joshua before they changed their minds.
The duality of man.
Coincidence? I think not!
@@lumonetic1124 Bernie Kropp from the November 5th, 2004 animated Pixar movie The Incredibles. Is that you?
My brother is named Nathaniel. He doesn't get Nate or Nathan. He gets Fan or Faniel. Got Fanny a few times during his teen years, but yeah, basically Fan.
@@MrDapperGent How did you find me out? NOOO
As someone who cleans bathrooms at restaurant every night, that happens a lot.
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That must suck. People who interrupt other's work for no good reason are annoying.
@@Forestdude9000 no good reason? Would it be worse to piss on the floor while waiting or something?
@@Forestdude9000 I mean... it's a bathroom. Sometimes you just gotta go
@@Forestdude9000 look, some people have weak bladder muscles (or whatever they're called) and when they have to go, they HAVE to go. Not everyone can hold it in.
Narrator: My dad's name is Josh....
Little Josh: *laughing in the distance*
First story is actually quite good spirited story for PettyRevenge isnât it? Itâs nice to see those once in a while.
Nothing like starting off the day listening to Rslash.
What timezone are you in?
You can listen to the redditor, emkay, and many more. There is actually a lot of things like listening to Rslash.
Everyday! I listen during my morning shower.
Damn right
Same here nothing better
The first story is one of the stories that are the good kind of revenge
r/wholesomerevenge?
It was my favorite today! It made me smile, my name is Cynthia not Cindy. So I get it, I also do the same thing I ask people to just call me Cynthia and there are those people who just absolutely have to call me Cindy, I donât get itđ€Łđđ
Yea I really enjoyed that first one. Made me smile fr lol.
It's pretty funny how everyone in the other time zones just woke up while in my country it's already 3pm
I'm thinking about sleeping soonđ
here was 4pm at time of ur comment being published
The great Josh-Nate debate is so wholesome
The bathroom being closed story reminds me of when my nose started heavily bleeding at a Walmart and the front bathrooms were closed. It sucked. I looked like a zombie who ate by the time I made it to the back bathroom
That hairspray thing with hydrogen peroxide was top notch đ€Łđ€Łđ€Ł
Actually, in the last segment, the food purloiner's actions seem very consistent for a narcissist. He obviously felt all the food in the house was his for the taking, so throwing out the ones he didn't like was perfectly natural to him. I wonder if he also misappropriated other personal things.
I met an entitled prick like that before its terrible.
When he mentioned the different flavour jelly beans, I had ptsd from the rotten egg flavour from when I was in year 7
Vomit flavored one still gives me heeby jeebies.
The jellybelly story in a nutshell:
We've been tricked! We've been backstabbed! And we've been quite possibly, *beanboozled!*
It's like when my room mate took my Windex expecting me to just buy more. So I started using vinegar instead. They hate the smell of pickles. I got my Windex back.
The first story is literally just wholesome and u cant change my mind
Reminds me of the story I heard of the woman whose mother in law stole all her snacks, so she started picking up moist cat food and made it look like tuna and dog biscuits and the mother in law ate them for quite a while and never knew it was cat and dog food.
The first story was so cute đ„°
I mean, to be fair, dog treats are an ingredient in Scooby Snax and Shaggy chows down on those just as much as Scooby does
I nibbled on a few treats as a kid, and found a couple that I continued to nibble on for a few years... when absolutely bored and just "eh, it's something to do"
I believe one of them was dentastix... chicken.... not unpleasant, but definitely not a go-to in any universe. Maybe if the apocalypse happens and I'm starving, I'd actually go at one, but otherwise... I'll stick to my current position if "avoid, but maybe a nibble if I find one available for old times sake" and I am NOT buying them just to nibble on. Like, friend's dog just passed and they have some left over availability.
The first story sounds more like the beginning of a romance
Why does the last story remind me of the story of the lady who ate a whole container of frosting to combat bad tasting "animal crackers"?
I was thinking of that story too!
The first story is wholesome and i love it
Honestly I'm happy the way the two guys bonded over the wrong name and accepted it as a friends thing
That cousin, holy crap, reminds me a bit of my cousin and uncle. I am on super low contact with both of them, and it is great tbh
The "bettie botts" was probably Bertie Bott's, which was/is a promotional thing based on Harry Potter. A major candy in HP is Bertie Bott's every flavored beans. They're supposed to have things like pepper, marmalade, sardine, earwax, etc. It is good petty revenge though.
That first story , it is rare to hear a wholesome story here, on petty revenge of all places!!
The 1st story is NOT dumb, is absolutely awesome! I loved it
Joshua: pls donât call me josh
Nathan:đ§ââïž ok josh
Haha that jelly bean story reminded me of the M&M, Reese 's, Yorks and Skittles. I tried to trap the floor manager who was NOTORIOUS for mooching snacks off people's desks. However, instead I cought a co worker who did tell me they took some.
We still laugh about it today.
It's always nice to get wholesome stories like that first one.
The Jelly Belly one reminds me of when my younger cousins kept eating my food when we went to an amusement park together. When my cousins were on a park ride, I bought a box of Bertie Botts and meticulously pecked through the box to eat all the good beans. Unlike the Jelly Belly game, Bertie Botts colors all the bad flavors differently than the good flavors so none of them are a guess. When they came back, they almost immediately saw my new snack and poured some out without asking. Their faces were hilarious to watch.
How does Joshua not realize that Nathan is literally his best friend? Acquaintances and casual friends don't have nicknames for each other. Dude has an actual Rogan-Franco bestie IRL.
Best way to start the day!
Best way to end the night!
True
No revenge is too small for those that deserve it.
I have seen the story with the name mix. A good friend of mine's first and second name were William Chris, as were his father's, so his father was called William and he preferred to be called Chris.
Once bought some dog treats that looked like cookies because our daughter always snuck cookies. She started gaging and swearing and I explained and told her I'd she started feeling bad I would be happy to take her... WOOF WOOF... to the vet.
Good morning everyone, have some coffee today while we watch this video âââââ.
Coffee is horrible.
Drink tea instead.
Haha the dog treat cookies remind me of a time I found some dog cookies on sale at target. They were the fancy kind that they have outsourced to a legit dog bakery. My mom for like a week had been snacking on them since she thought they were legit cookies and she loved them. I was wondering why my dogs snack stash was going low and asked her if she was giving him some on the sly. She was so shocked and asked if they were my cookies of his. I reminded her Iâm allergic to peanuts and they were carob and peanut butter cookies. We all had a laugh and she was surprised they were so good lol
That first one was wholesome petty revenge.
First story was the most wholesome revenge I have ever heard. That wasn't revenge. Just humans having fun.
The jelly bean one could have been a lot worse. Theres a sugar free version of jelly bean that will make you have to use the bathroom with explosive....well use your imagination. That would have been cheaper and more hilarious lol
I love the wholesomeness of the first story.
Lmfao i didnt realize it but i had my speed on .25x lmao you sounded drunk i thought it was a special edit but nope lol
Two minutes ago? Damn, I'm lucky! I just woke up so woo! Great start to the day!
Ok, all jokes aside, that first story is honestly adorable. Wtf, I need something like this in my life.
I really liked that first story - how two friends took irritation with each other and made it positive. Thanks for reading it to us. :)
those Bertie Botts beans are no joke
they _actually_ taste like the thing
my dad really liked the black pepper ones so I dug them out of my box for him
The peroxide in the hairspray bottle was fantastic! đ€Ł
On the restroom one I thought you said "I clean both the men's and women's at the same time when I do do (poop)." So OP poops in one and then decides to clean both bathrooms XD ROFLMAO
Iâve seen enough of these videos, I think I should subscribe now. I canât get enough bro, keep the good work up
Bathroom closed story -
Yup, when I clean a restroom, I block the door with my very large yellow cart, my garbage barrel and a big a$$ sign that says ârestroom closedââŠ. People still push it all out of there way, and then they tell me they didnât see it. đ
RSLASH YOU INCLUDED A CUSTODIAL SERVICE STORY! THANK YOU SO MUCH!
I'm a custodian at two schools.
I have frequently had to deal with people at the college seeing the signs - or the freaking cart in the doorway - asking if they can come in and or pushing the cart out of the way. Like, DUDE. You see chemicals on the cart. There's a bottle of bleach on there. We use the Buckeye System, which has mostly safe chemicals. But there are still people who don't have good reactions to the chemical on their skin. One of our own cleaning ladies gets a bad reaction from the neutral disinfectant. So she has to wear gloves. I mean we all do, since COVID, but...
We have a chemical called MLD which is acid. It's a toilet bowl cleaner. So if we have that in the bowl when someone shoves the cart out of the way and comes in, we become liable if any of it splashes onto their skin and burns them. Imagine my frustration and anxiety.
I'm over here trying to keep my job and keep others safe, and people are like, "Oh. Acid? Eh; that's fine." *sits*
Don't even get me started on the "CAUTION! WET FLOOR!" signs. Like, bro. Those are there to keep YOU safe; not just because I'm cleaning the floor. Yes; it's frustrating that people walk over the wet floor and mess it up, BUT I'm more afraid someone will slip, hurt themselves, and then wind up in the hospital. I'd rather avoid that possibility.
I have SOOO many stories. XD
I have to say that rslash deserve and have my respect for listening and considering his viewrs feelings and opinions.. i complained while ago about the number of ads per the video and how it's soo much and pleaded with him couple of times about it because i didn't want to stop watching his content and at the same time the ads were too much and he is soo kindly responded by actions not words or promises by diminishing them to a minimum.. TLDR thx rSlash for being a decent human being who respect and consider his viewers opinions over his personal gainâ€ïžâ€ïžâ€ïž
That first story was so wholesome đ„șđ
Omgosh, Final Net,! Lol.. I remember girls in the bathroom with that clogging up and clouding EVERYTHING đ€Ł
My first job as an undergraduate was custodial, and I have a similar janitor story. Most of the time when people walked past the "bathroom closed" signs, they were apologetic when we told them it was closed, and most of the time it was because they mistook the sign for a "caution wet floor" sign. But on one occasion I had a Karen try to force her way into a bath room that I was deep cleaning. A toilet had overflowed and I was cleaning the bathroom with Foamy Q&A, which, for those who don't know, is a powerful hospital-grade cleaner that is literally acid. It has a Ph level of around 2. We diluted it but it could definitely still burn you if you didn't rinse it off immediately. And I was using this stuff to deep clean this bathroom, and Karen pushes in. I said, "We're closed." She said, "But I really need to use the bathroom!" I was dressed in safety goggles and had rubber gloves on, rubber boots on, the whole 9 yards. And you could smell the stuff. It smells something that can burn your skin off. And I said, "No, I can't let you in, the bathroom is closed. There's another one down the hall you can use." She got angry, and kept saying that she had to use this bathroom. I said, "Lady, I'm literally cleaning this bathroom with ACID. There is absolutely no WAY I'm letting you use this bathroom right now. Like I said, there's another bathroom down the hall. Use that one if you have to go so badly!" And she just huffed and said, "I don't have time for that", and stormed out. Seriously, in the time it took for this argument to take place, she could have used that bathroom. I suppose I could have let her in and then told her what she'd sat in. But I wanted to keep my job (and avoid a law suit and possible criminal investigation).
The cookie one reminds me of another where the person stealing said they had to eat a tin of icing with them to choke em down
I know a store that has everything anyone might ever need for dogs. And they have cookies for dogs, decorated as elaborately as fancy human cookies. It would be worth it to buy a few and let lunch or office theives try them out.
6:00
OP should have added horror, cause a lot of horror involves demons and stuff, and I really doubt he'd like those
That first story is just so awesome! Love it!
The jellybelly ones is something my dad would do đ€Łđ€Łđ€Ł he came in right as this came on and died of laughters
i cant imagine how much time it took to say âthis ones by itchyredbumpâ without laughing
OH YEAH, RSLASH TIME!
Aww, that first story! Petty and wholesome!
5:30 was such a terrible way to start a sentence. I was briefly very confused at the subject of the sentence đ€Łđ€Łđ€Ł
Roommates who steal food deserve every petty revenge possible.
I know about that JellyBelly Game. It's called the Bean-Boozled Challenge. I saw it several times on CZcams, and the reactions from the bad beans were comedy gold. This encouraged me to get a box of these jelly beans. I even shared them with my sisters. Most of them were the bad ones, and they tasted HORRENDOUS! I nearly threw up several times. I ended up finishing the box by swallowing the beans whole, no chewing or tasting whatsoever. I never bought another box of Bean-Boozled JellyBelly again.
I didnt plan to wake up at 6am on a saturday, but here we are, so I am excited to be here after you posted only a few minutes ago haha.
I woke up at 6am for this, AND IT POSTED 2 HOURS LATER đ
I think he uploads at 8am
YOUR LATE
For me he uploads at 9 am. I live on the east coast of the US
@@marywebb_22 same for me
THATS WHY WE CALL MY COUSIN BUBBA đ€Łđ€Ł I didnt know that đ€Šđ»ââïžđ€Šđ»ââïž
On the one hand, buddies call each other by nicknames that no one else ever use (my friends at school were Grit, Biff, Tiger, Doge, Monkey, Tree, and Doctor). On the other hand, a true friend would never call you by a name if you told him you didn't like it.
I LOVE the Josh and Nate story â€đđœ
8:18 beenbozels đ€Łđ€Łđ€Łđčđčđčđč so evil, I love it
Those Netflix stories are petty AF and I'm here for them!
A few years ago, one of my cousins came from Guyana and stayed with us for a few months, to find a job and get his own place. I offered to share my Netflix and Hulu accounts with him because he would want something to do on his downtime as well. I made the mistake of sharing a line on our mobile data plan with him. He got a new phone and he initially agreed to pay me his share of the bill per month. I never seen a dime from him for months. I just paid the bill because of course we all needed phone service. Then he started making long distance calls and the bill was almost $1000 one month. My parents had to confront him about the crap that he was doing and had to make him pay for all the crap he did. I didn't care about him chipping in for the Netflix and Hulu. But as soon as he moved out, I changed all the passwords so he would have to get his own accounts. I mean he's married now so he probably can afford it.
From that point forward, I don't give out my Netflix, Hulu, or even Disney Plus logins to anyone, not even family.
Right on time, as i got home
We decided to continue with the wrong names ...... and have been married ever since! *shows ring*
I went to a boarding military high school. The upperclassmen would constantly steal our are packages from home and then strut past us saying things like "Tell you Mom she makes great cookies" or something similar. After getting this treatment for months and the administration refusing to do anything about it my roommate and I were completely fed-up. We borrowed an idea from a Pat Conroy novel and had his sister in another state mail us a care package of triple ex-lax brownies, return address "Love Grama". Predictably the package was stolen from right off his desk. We also prepared the common bathroom that night with floor wax, plastic wrap on the toilers, and shoe polish on the seats. And we alerted the rest of the hall to use the restroom on a different floor. That night was absolute digestive chaos for the thieves, and they had to clean up after themselves too. Never had another package go missing.
A wholesome petty revenge to start things off
It just stuns me when people take things without asking.
Someone could literally be giving away free food and I'd still ask if its okay.
Aww that first one was wholesome af.
I love the wholesomeness of the first storyđ
As a veteran of flatmate experience...I like to think I know their logic (or lack thereof)...
You see, if he had put the cookies back open...then someone would know they were taken...and thats it..!!
As if the fact that they were missing, wasn't enough!!
As a wiseguy once said... "You can't fix stupid!"
In the past I've had multiple friends named Nathaniel who either went by nate or Nathaniel. One fine day, a new guy joined us at work named... Nathan... I was aways calling him nate or Nathaniel. Sometimes it would be like " hey nate.... oh shoot, my bad, I mean Nathaniel". Never could get it right.
I worked at a pet store for a couple years and we had dog treats that looked like oreos. They were actually super yummy and had less sugar than normal oreos. My coworkers and I would snack on the broken ones when restocking a small plate for single purchase cookies and would giggle when someone ate one without buying them [25 cents per cookie] Like I said, they weren't harmful and tasted good but the small petty revenge for shoplifters was great when we'd tell them they ate a dog treat.
I always wake up and instantly look for his upload
Story 1: And they were workmates!
I love rslash videos even my cat likes to watch them as well
I will never fuck with Jelly Belly again. Once my friend and I had a pack of those and I ate the BLACK one "skunk spray" I legit had to go to the sink and wash out my mouth and the taste lasted for 3 days. My friend laughed... months later HE had a pack of them and out came a black one. He decided to try and one up me so he ate it I couldn't stop laughing as he washed his mouth and complained for 3 days :)