r/Entitledparents "I saved your son's life" "POLICE? ARREST HIM!" Funny Reddit Stories
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- r/Entitledparents are absolute psychos sometimes. Lady, in order to save your son, we have to actually touch your son to remove him from danger. "HOW DARE YOU!!!" I mean, WTF! Would she prefer that everybody just stands around and let tragedy strike? These entitled parents are so incredibly delusional! Enjoy these top Reddit posts of Entitled Parents!
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đźđTHIS IS THE POLICEđđź
đšYOU'RE đšUNDER đšARRESTđš
FOR SAVING THAT CHILD'S LIFE! đ«đ«đ«
rSlash ok
Don't do that please r slash
rSlash lmao
@@heck6466 ok
My dad are the cops so Iâll get you
I like how she said âYOU MURDERERâ when no one even died
Lol btw first comment on your reply
I ê§àŒș XxTheowlsmartsxX àŒ»ê§ I whoh hostile
Hey that comment is funny and i want to like but i wont like it bc it has 420 likes sorryâ€â€
That's not true, I'm sure OP lost millions of brain cells, while being yelled at by an insane person.
Big brain time.
âMy son is healthy and vaccine free!â
The son: đ§ââïž
The son: đ”
The sun âïž
its funny because the mother was indirectly vaccinating her child by introducing him to bad things,
The son: đđđ
: :
@@tokyomagic2624 *i s a d e a d l y l a z e r*
âMy boy is healthy and vaccine free!â
The son: *literally dying on the floor*
The son: "My methamorphosis begins"
@@muchotexto4248 that is so fucking dark, man! Waaaay too fucking dark!
In Germany we had a skit on a comedy show where a mother proudly proclaims the same thing ... it ended something like "after 17 attempts, one ought to survive".
She should have the kid taken away. So irresponsible
@@muchotexto4248 He is gonna turn into an angle and fly away with his wings being the angle from 10 to 100 degrees
"my boy is healthy and vaccine free!"
her boy: *_visible struggle to breath, intense wheezing, more white than an artic fox in a wedding dress, and is practically trying to die but it just ain't working so it's eternal pain_*
sadly, yes
Vaccine is bad, kids. -1986, The Ma Incident
Artic fox in a wedding dress.
@@papabasar Are you vaccine free
why aren't you studying fish jotaro?
EP: âIS SHE VACCINATED?â
Me: âOh boy, here we go.â
Ah shite here we go again
Ikr
Doom boy r/beatmetoit
That comment is literally my profile
EM is OP's freind. you mean EP (entitled parent)
Entitled Mom: My boy is fine
The Boy: *is literally dying*
vaccines are fucing gift from god they saved millions lifes and now stupid people are saying "VACCINES ARE FUCING EEEMM STUPID! THEY CAUSE AUTISM WE DONT KNOW WHAT AUTISM IS BUT YEAH"
Like a Pokemon trainer in denial
COMMAND BLOCK ACTIVATE
I wanna know, is the boy an EK or is he just a normal **FUNCTIONAL** kid?
*_lojik_*
I'm sorry, can we just talk about the cops in that shard story for a moment?
These guys seriously walked in, saw OP's legs covered in glass and blood, and SERIOUSLY thought they were the guilty party?
yes
I would've also charged the mom with child endangerment tbh, she didn't give a shit about her own kid almost getting extremely injured
I know right WTF
Me in the sidelines: SHUT IT LADY
! SOMEONE IS INJURED
I dunno, first story is kinda iffy, propably fake. Shouldn't they chec camera footage first before taking someone in?
That kid has a great taste in Pokemon. Glaceon is a good choice.
Also hold up "Let my son make your daughter sick" is literally never something I thought could be spoken by a human being.
My favourite is bisharp heâs so cool and very underated
@@V0lt1j he ain't my favorite but he be goooood pokemon
Castform
it was used a lot in the pre-Chicken Pox vaccine days but now only used by anti-vaxxer idiots
@@bostonrailfan2427 I mean thats fair, but it doesn't mean you encourage it with strangers in public.
"I saved your son's life" "POLICE? ARREST HIM!"
*betrayal 100*
I was about to say she* but there is no chance im getting wooshed today
Had the teen not saved the kid, the mother would've had him arrested regardless for failure to save EK.
Top 10 anime betrayals.
@@HAHAHAHOkayThen Damn we thought of the same thing
Top 10 Anime Betrayals
âHow DARE you not let my son get your daughter sick!â
EXCUSE ME WHAT
Ikr
69 likes NO ONE ELSE LIKE
this is a prime example on how parents are just .. unbelievably disgusting.
i'd rather run and not deal with that parent's shit to be honest. like, if i open the door to an EP, and she makes a blatant lie, i'm just gonna shut the door. lol
Indeed, that whole story made me angry at that Entitled Mom. People like that should be fixed so they don't reproduce.
@@08pipster Unfortunately, this is one thing I can't stand. I'm silent most of the times, regarding arguments (because I usually end the argument with my first comment). When something like this happens, if an EP does something like this, you best believe I will unleash all the fury I've bottled up throughout my days of silence. I'd punch that bitch so hard she'd regret having a kid.
the worst part is if they didn't save the child the karen would probably say "WHY DIDNT YOU SAVE HIM YOU KILLED MY CHILD"
Karen be like: If you didn't save my son then you're a murderer, but if you *did* save my son then you're still a murderer.
@@alansus586 your name and pfp fit perfectly for this, since in among us, you reported a body and have evidence of who killed the person? you definitely self reported
you didn't find the body and have no idea who's the murderer and have just been doing tasks? your definitely just playing dumb and faking your tasks
@@kozolith2121 How tho?
@@alansus586 if you mean how its related to the story, its because in among us, whether you do or don't do something, you'll likely get voted off because most people are stupid, just like here, where if OP didn't save the kid the EP likely would still have gotten mad and called the police, and when OP saved the kid, well, you know what happened
@@kozolith2121 Ok
â *MY KID IS HEALTY AND VACATION FREE* â
Everybody in a 15 mile radius: IGHT IMMA HEAD OUT
Aye vacation free you say? đł
@@muchotexto4248 I wish I had a free vacation :(
Get their child onto a cruise or something since they havenât been on a vacation yet
Bruh I just got vaccinated, and seeing EP say this makes my laugh.
@@kobrazsfbiagent4670 nice I would but I am not getting microchipped.
I am joking I am just deathly afraid of needles
Kid: Let me play
Kid: *falls*
mom:IM PRESSING CHARGES YOU BAD MANAGER
IM*
@@Tomader910 *I'M
@@Yewtewba" I am " Duhhhhh
guys its just a typo chill
@@totl747 We're correcting the correcter. Someone gonna be anal, they gotta be *right*
EP: *Let my son get your daughter sick!*
Government: *Get em bois.*
This is a great joke. I hope you have a good day sir.
Yeeter The Third
Yay.
yay indeed
Yeeter The Third
Thatâs a lot of likesđ€
AFKNOOB234 yep
If someone came to me and said, "Let my son get your daughter sick" best believe, I'm taking my kid and we are running the hell out of there. I'm not risking shit.
@Silverwolf Studios It wasn't.
Blood Thirsty Avengers bruh
I would be ready to fight im still growing but i think ill be like 6â4 considering im at Adult height despite my age so yeah she aint winning this fight i have a reach advantage and im slightly good at parrying
@@walalabengbeng9071 gonna pull a Detroit smash?
@@FreshPrincex4 Yes
I'm sorry but the one with the sick kid actually warms my heart and I feel happy now. (Probably because OP was friends with the child and also listened to Entitled Moms side of the story)
I just realized that that means OP punched a pregnant lady
Same partially because Iâm a PokĂ©mon lover and because her behavior is so cute
@@hannahhickenlooper7877 LOL
Person: I just saved your child.
Kid: cries
EP: *DO YOU THINK I WANTED MY CHILD TO LIVE, NO*
Somewhere in a parallel universe
Big object: falls on child
Kid:
EP: *YOU COULDâVE SAVED MY CHILD YOU KNOW*
lel
Exactly what I was thinking
Lol
Jerry Webb I would have much rather lived in the parallel universe where EP never lived.
EXACTLY
Entitled Parent: mY sOn Is HeAlThY
Their child: *General Grevious coughing*
The son:lightsaber colection intensefies
@Alexander Steel ahhh yes the negocietor
that's an insult to grievous to say they have similarities
Sees his enemy: cough cough *Ah yes,-* cough *Jerry* massive cough *dies*
Hello there
I LOVE the story with little Em! She reminds me of a little girl I used to babysit! She was so shy, but as we spent more time with her, she gained so much confidence!
I applauded when Em said âI will tell the police you tried to kidnap me and stab OP!â What a smart girl!
"Let my son get your child sick" and on that note, I'm now worrying about the intelligence of some humans.
The ability to speak does not make you smart
@@ramdises you having the ability to speak doesnt mean you should use it
Having the ability to abuse previliges does not make you entitled over everything.
Hahahaha starting? Some humans? đ
My current one is evil and corrupt people. I really don't like them.
She's the kind of woman who thinks pox parties are the best thing since the invention of movies.
I do actually have 3 kids vaccine free...
Edit: 2 kids
Edit: 1 kid
Edit: Don't mind this comment
How can a joke I've read so many times still make me chucke?
Vaccinate your next few
Melissa Wagner I cant tell if this is r/whoosh or not
@@melissawagner83 R/whoooooosh
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The 2nd Karen was like: âWell maybe I donât wanna be the bad guy anymore.â
That is a rare breed of Karen
The good karen
#anti-karen
They're evolving just really slowly
@JAYDEN HOBBS âSheâs moving into your neighborhoodâ
Well the "let my son get your daughter sick" story had a bit of a happy ending.. Seems to me the EP got some sense in her.
The person who saved the kid's life is truly a great person.
*saves em's child's life*
Em: Wait. That's illegal.
OP: **owns stuff**
EM: whippity dine that's gonna be mine
hey now a toxic user
woulda been better if you said wippity wine
Anti vax
@@sanicsped4235
Pro-Death
_literally saves this woman's son's life_
The Mom: *ya fackin' murderer*
I mean ... she did murder the EM's chance to kill her Child in an "Accident" ... right?
Techy
*Knowledge:100*
ill get YA FUCKING FIRED AND RUIN YOUR LIFE
You fekin idiot.... You can't swear you fekin dumbo
@@TheGreatestCZcamsChannelEver yes I fookin can you feeckin piece of shat
In the first story, the cops are really bad. They didnât check the security cameras first.
up here in canada, there is a law that provides safety for you if you save someones life, they cannot press charges for damages caused to themselves, and you also have the right to not help in a situation that could result in injury to yourself.
Really the American system wouldâve given them a fine and a restraining order etcâŠ
@@daltonbrady5565 probably jail time for harassment or sexual harassment
@@daltonbrady5565 America also has Good Samaritan laws as well
Nobody:
Girl: saves son
Entitled parents: *so you have chosen death*
Ah yes Karen Stories
If I was instead of that guy, I would've said "If he falls down and gets hurt, don't tell me I didn't warn you."
MLGsniper7 Someone was bound to have chosen death in that story, EP is just lucky it wasnât her kid.
Ruined the 69 likes
@Kent Lorenzo Mangekyo Rinnegan?
Hereâs my impression of these parents:
_âIf cancer is SO hard, how come MY son is already on stage 5? Weâre making a speedy recovery!â_
Dies the next day
There's a Stage 5? I thought Stage 4 was already the death sentence.
bluemew22 Iâm on stage 69. Final level!
@@bluemew22 it is lol it's a joke
@@maniacalanxiety I hear stage 70 is when you get your 70 virgins :P
âMy son is healthy!â
The son: *coughs up blood*
When Em said sheâll tell the cops that the entitled mother tried to kidnap her I was so proud
EKâs lungs: we need air
Air: ok, can we come in
EP: PRESS CHARGES
police/P:oh my freaking gosh im so done with these entiteld parent's
Bladder: ok I am ready to go pee
EK: ok pissssssss
EM: no get back in EK'S body if you don't I will sue you
Countined:
Air:SIKE YOU THOUGHT
Ep:IM SUEING
Lol
YOU ARE UNDER ARREST
"My sOn iS hEaLtHy"
*Persuasion 100*
Hey guy who died from three people or in Gladiator got killed by a Roman General, can I have your son? My son died because we dont have vaccines yet.
Persuasion attempt failed
More like Ilusion 100
It depends if you rolled 20 then itâs a success
[Intelligence 1] [Medicine 0] I don't vaccinate.
I love how the entitled mother at the end was like wait social worker oh no I gotta run that person legally has the ability to take my child away and my child stole from them
When that second person (I think) started seeing red was just PURE ADRENALINE AND INSTINCT! This amazing superhuman should be in charge of us all
*Literally dives in like a hero and saves the kid*
"I saved him."
EP: "Well yes, but actually no."
Celest haha
Her: Saves sons life like a hero
EP: what the fuck is that even supposed to mean
Donlet letdom your language sound like it come from a mumble rap community
BountyHunterJ no pape no papa yes papa johnny. And down all of this sugar
Donlet letdom Now lets throw this fuckin party with some...
Entitled Mother: *Doesnât send kid to school in fear of getting children sick*
Also Entitled Mother: You should let your kids get sick, it makes them stronger.
Yes, gettig sick can help your immune system Build up strength to that said disease but no Karen. We're not gonna let a child who has immune issues get sick. It's a death sentence.
Yes, that is what vaccines do, they inject the virus inside you, but not enough to give you the virus so anti vaccine people are actually just getting a worse vaccine of getting sick.
Isn't that how corona got spread
@@omkarsangvikar4166 comment is directed to corona but its also kinda what I was talking about
I wanna like but its a 69
Karen: "you saved my child? So what!?!? Hes a strong child!! If you didn't grab him to SAVE him, he would have unleashed his super powers."
no one in the comments realizing the implication behind the last mom immediately recognizing a social worker ID at a glance? The other stories just too wild for the layers on this one to get really peeled back
EM: my Son is healthy!
Kid: *H E L P M E I M D Y I N G*
Poor kid.
Drago: "If he dies, he dies"
Like she said if she wants natural selection so be it
it's a bullshit story
*start of transmission*
Entitled mum: your child is vaccinated and going to get autism
Me:that's bullshit
EM:no it's not it's true
Me:autism is a genetic disorder I should know I have it
EM:Oh your so smart
Me: *pulling out a shotgun* yeah I am and I know that if you don't leave I will blow you brains put. Also your kid looks like he is dieing
Kid:please help I'm dying
EM:shut up we're leave...*gets trapped in a sound proof bubble*
Me:why would you not have your son vaccinated those things could save his life and picking on a child with a weak immune system is just not cool*shoots EM in the foot before making her fade out of existence*
Me:Well there's another entitled parent down and whole load more to go
Gaming bluefiredragon signing of
*transmission fades to black with my insignia in the middle*
âLet me get your daughter sickâ
Literally leave. Get out
She maybe after they recover
Em is practically a thug at the end
Those kind of people dont deserve to exist
@@nitroboostn2o I agree
Iâm sickđ€ DAMN YOU EP!!!!!
So I've noticed more than a few times parents are being held financially responsible for needless destruction caused by their monsters. Keep up the good work. Parents will make them behave if they know they'll pay for damages. Love this trend.
âYou should let her get sick. It will make her stronger.â
Me: Dwight? Dwight Shrute??
EP: My son is autism and vaccine free
Kid:*literally dying*
A disease free corpse.
Selling Autism, I donât need it anymore
Price = free to all unvaccinated children
But it is right that your child is literally dying because he doesn't have vaccines, he has a very bad health.
ikr like autisms not that bad either in lots of cases me and my sister have it and are normal pretty uch except i made the cult of the traumatised sheep dragon ect. lol
@@hamartiarobins8268 That actually sounds pretty awesome.
In prison:
Prisoner: Iâm here for murder. You?
Me: I saved a life.
and the parent of the person i saved the life of called the police on me for "assault"
Impresive
I got arrested by the fashion police you will get that if your a fan of Vanossgaming
Prisoner : dafuq?
Lol
Imma quote this and add my own part
"Kids who get vaccinated are more likely to have cancer because they are more likely to live long enough" -some guy on Reddit
My own part-
HOW CAN YOU GET AUTISM IF THE ONLY WAY TO GET IT IS IF YOU ARE BORN WITH IT!!!
Me with autism: lol
I just love how that entitled parent realized all of her mistakes and us trying her best ti be a better person. đ
"My boy is healthy and vaccine free".
*Two lines earlier:* "He literally looks like he's dying."
SUPER HEALTHY AND *V A C C I N E F R E E.*
Illuison 100
rip in advance to that antivax kid
@@kiravlee Na he probs got vaccinated since the mom was Scared of her kid dying
@dragon born shit
Kinda true
@dragon born also question do you know what "Disease" that is? the one thats preventable in the story
EK: *holds gun*
Police officer: *takes back gun*
EP: *HoW dArE yOu*
EP: I'm CaLlInG tHe PoLiCe
@@germanyvalentine7598Police Officer: maam i am the police
Elis ThaBesth âMaâam,I *am* the chief...â
@@germanyvalentine7598 popo:your going to school again but in jail
@@Victor_Graves ᎱᎷ: yOu GoT nO rIgHt
âLet my son get your daughter sick!â
And the best parent award goes toâŠ
The story with Em in it was just so fricking wholesome (apart from op almost getting stabbed and Em almost getting sick). I love the fact that Em loves Pokémon I understood all of the Pokémon jokes that OP made.
This is how many years the entitled parents will get in prison Edit: thank you for all of the likes theyâve got a life sentence now
đđ»
53 years
A bit more to 69 years
110 years
Not yet
221
"I'll have your towel turban."
"Well I'll have your son then."
Now I'm going to nickname one of my pokemon towel turban and trade with a Pokemon my friend nicknamed child.
@@hezakiahmecham1449 if i was her i'd have nonchalantly shown her the badge so she could see exactly who she was messing with. Maybe she doesn't have the power to just take the brat but she could probably warrant an investigation and blow the whole thing out of proportion if she wanted too.
Lmfao
I was personally scared by Em's story because I also have an immune problem (I almost couldn't get the covid vaccine because of it, but now i'm fine). good thing Em is smart and EP was just trying to protect her son, even though she didn't know she was doing the opposite
7:16 Hearing that love for Glaceon makes me happy. Glaceon is my favorite Eeveelution too.
Child - *Cough*
Mother - *looks at child* âwhat was that?â
Child - âa little cough.â
Mother - * stares * âokâ *pulls out essential oils*
Child - â NANIâ
liked
(its at 69 i wouldnt d a r e)
I LIKED IT, MUHAHHHAHAHHAHAHAHA
My grandmother...
His final moments
Thatâs my step mom but with medicine
Me: *saves child*
EM: Iâm pressing charges
Me: *lets child die*
EM: Iâm pressing charges
Me: eXcUsE mE wHaT tHe FuC-
KawaiiPotato XOX well there is ONE other option...
It involves... MURDER [insert dramatic organ music here for comedic effect]
PhantomDragon1992 *still presses charges*
fucking kills mother and child
KawaiiPotato XOX there is no way out
Holâ up đđ€
When she said âsheâs going to get autismâ and that her boy was healthy and not vaccinated while he was dying
I laughed so hard
Those poor anti vaxxers don't know that vaccines don't cause autism but if a person is autistic, they are born that way.
Karen : my son is 18 and he is healthy even with no vaccine
The dad who has secretly vaccine the son all those years : đłđ
Thats a great dad
@@mohammadsaleh1998 and a sneaky one
Dad:Yo son want a vaccine
Son: ded on le floor
Dad: OH MY G- *i got a be a good Christian* OH DIM DUMD DILIDUF MY GOSH POSSUM IN THE BEER IM TOO LATE MY SON IS DEAD
Em â U should let her be sickâ
Me : screams at screen cuz thatâs how vaccinations work
EXACTLY!
**sees a unvaccinated kid who's over 3**
*_hmm_*
This is beyond science
Diseases: "ITS FREE REAL ESTATE!"
*chest cold that I have: hippity hoppity your life will stop stoppity.* Me: I'm vaccinated. Chest cold: FUCK! Me: oh look! An unvaccinated child! *Chest cold: SnIpIn'S a GuD jOb M8*
"Wait,that's an oustanding move and beyond science"
Wait. *That's Illegal*
Caren: asks for help from op and becomes a better person
me: âcaren redemption story, but howâ
Hopefully Em did well through the corona pandemic. She seems like a sweet girl
OP:"I saved your son's life"
EP:" Wait that's illegal"
R/Ye
i love this
@@soup_lover2030 đ¶GOT NOWHERE TO RUNđ¶
âIâm sorryâ - Iâm Canadian
Most Canadians I know don't apologize is it's a sport, then again they are French Canadian, so maybe that's the divide.
Hi Canadian
We say sorry, thats our way
I think this is cute in Canadians
Im Canadian too! Hello^^
take note that the entitled mom became un-entitled, as it only happens every thousand years.
I've read up on some of these stories. Some of them seem entitled out of frustration. Then again, they weren't entitled then. There was one about this grandmother that promised her grandson to bring candy apple-making kits and couldn't grasp that they weren't being sold in Wal-Mart. Later on, OP found her sitting in her car crying, and that's when she explained why she was acting so entitled. OP told her that there were some leftover kits somewhere else, and she thanked him/her. How's that for a transition?
The entitled parent in the second story is literally using the same philosophy as vaccines. Just way more extreme.
That story about the sweet immune-compromised girl feels genuinely like a zombie movie. Good on OP for being a badass
tbh if the kid got smashed by the glass the parent would claim the exact same thing
Jamie Swisshelm she was told multiple times to control her son. That wouldnât be their fault. Especially if there was a witness who observed the same thing. Sheâs a horrible parent and thatâs on her.
Lora Rose i definitely agree, all that iâm saying is that entitled parents are so entitled that either way the situation wouldâve gone, the parent wouldâve claimed that same thing
10:00
âShe probably going to get Autism!â
I almost laughed at that because I donât think autism works that way
i genuinely cried when the girl from the pokemon story created glaceon in the snow; that op is an amazing person, thank you for being you
Wait she Is entitled and anti vaxx?
Wait thats illegal!
BuT VaCciNeS KiLl PeOpLe YoU sTupId oR SumThIn??? eArTh iS FlAt
@@hefik8689 its amazing that i read this with an entitled parent voice with the cirrect pitch and all
Death penalty
@@laughingstock6078 Same! LOL
r/EntitledAntiVaxxers
"my boy is healthy and vaccine free!"
The boy 2 seconds later:â ïž
5:12 That's my country right there!
Here are some facts
Her other name we call as a fully one as:
Her Majesty Queen Sunandha Kumareerat Phra Borom Ratchathewi
Villager usually call her Her Majesty's ship capsized. For some reason ;-;
Itâs a lot of fun to imagine a random grown man in his room recording the voices
Ver!fyTheFlames - with a cute little doggy! đ¶
I'm your 69th like, It better stay that way !!!!
Imagine if he still lives at home (not saying he does) and his mom walks into his room
Khusdgvuksrvbj!drbvhmsevfaejhvbj!sfnvd!but vsrhmvvjhsevvbjs!fnbsrkubvahkebcarkjvhstlikbn?!??zvkubrsjeyafvajeyfgerikgherkugseyjfgeajyfgsmjdfvhsdmhvajyshtccSHTXcsCjDGCVKDVUB%#)'7vDKUFVKHDVFNHEV!:7*#-&@#=*@#:-*'@#!+*'@3!+*:@3*!+:@3*;+@'3*;@3*'@3!*+'@3%!+'@2=;-"
It means GIVE ME ALL YOUR MOTHER FCKING MONEY!!! I'm my language
"Let my son make your daughter sick."
đđđđ *Wtf*
Abhishek right? Lmfaođ
Well making children 'sick' to make them healthy isn't entirely wrong concept though.
When they're immunocompromised, diseases and viruses that just make us feel like shit will kill them bc they cant fight it off and the virus can take over the body and destroy it. Normal kids, yeah, getting sick is normal and can benefit them. The kid in the story and others like her, not at all. Getting sick isn't an option.
âLet my son get your daughter sick!â
Non-Vaccine Mom: "Yeah my kid is vaccine free and healthy!"
Kid: *Literally coughs up blood and falls to the ground*
Non-Vaccine Mom: "Yep! He's getting stronger!"
It wasnât his final form
Flamango FSDWG his final from is strong but he can barely live to 3 years old so he needs to use it wisely
Kid is getting a Zenkai boost
Bipolar Alienss how much are you betting she is vaccinated
@@wandaparker7293 5 pennies and 2 toenails how 'bout you?
EP: my son is sick
EP 5 seconds later: my boy is *HEALTHY* and vaccine free
Viruses inside EK: *SNEAK 100* *ILLUSION 100*
Speech -100
#Gachalogic
N P ... YESS!!!
Three Peater ok what is this coincidence I hadnât played plants vs zombies in years until today and I just found you
everytime op mentioned a pokemon, i just felt pure joy.
Entitled kid nearly crushed by wine shelf: I'm sitting here listening to this and my son is playing and apparently listening as well because he just chimed in, "She's lying! He got hurt so her kid didn't get hurt... Why is she lying? She should be saying thank you! Mommy, why is she lying?"
EP: you have to let your kids get germs so they get a better immune system not vaccines
Me: You know what vaccines are don't you?
Nah, sheâs anti vax. She dumb asf
What are vaccines
@@Yikeowsky Pure. Unaldulterated. AUTISM.
@@Yikeowsky in most vaccines theres germs seriously weakened. Your body than learns to fight against them and has a much better chance of beating them full power.
Kirsten, don't tell the nurses that... I had a nice argument with one over the flu and the fact it is the virus (a damaged virus, yes, so it is LESS lethal, but still, a virus) and she went off on how "NO VACCINE GIVES YOU ANY DISEASE! IT CAN'T BECAUSE IT IS A VACCINE!!!!!"... Lady, shouting won't help your case... LOLOL
"My boy is healthy and not vaccined!"
*looks at sick kid white skined sneezing and lookin like about to die and in critical health*
Mr Norsk-Finn that kid needed to be taken to a Pokémon Centre
F.u.c.k Go.ogl.e
Hey, can you hold that âI SUPPORT DEAD CHILDRENâ flag a little higher? I donât think everyone can see it
@@ZakanaHachihaCBC *l m a o*
Its a obious troll guys lmao
@F.u.c.k Go.ogl.e Um, autism isnt a desease, its actually genectic, also, one question, at what age did you start getting autism symptoms, if it was at age 2, 3 or a little older, because at that age is when they appear, well start to appear, And kids have actually NOT DIED MORE when vaccines, more kids actually LIVED because of them. What is this generation....
Momma Ursaring! That's so gosh darn cute and beyond wholesome on so many levels! For being a cute "subtle" Pokémon tie in, a change in the traditional Momma Bear, and everything! Just to darn adorable.
"I KNOW WHATS BEST FOR HIM"
"ma'am, you're strangling him"
Rslash: *pronounces Arceus right*
Me: ah, I see you're a man of culture
Wolf clan 4ever
No, it's pronounced Arkoos.
how you people suppose wrong pronunce arceus in english?, his name in spanish it's pretty easy to say
@@myers5059 the alphabet in Spanish isn't the same as the English alphabet. I mean they're the same letters but have different sounds. For example two Ls in Spanish make a "ya" sound but in English they just make a "la" sound.
Also some people have trouble using accents which can make it hard to pronounce names or words in other languages. Like I have a tongue tie and a lisp so I can't do accents and while I know Spanish pretty well but I sound silly when I try to speak it to someone who is fluent because I can't get the actual pronunciations down.
@@notimportant9082 i know that the spanish and english alphabet sounds different each other, because i'm argentine (get me the fuck out of this country pls being third world sucks) i just have that doubt of pronounce arceus :p
My son is severely sick? LET'S TOSS HIM OUT IN THE SNOW!
Idk how what the mom thinks that she wants her really sick son out in the snow?
@@Reginaldteh3rd ooooo 2min
EthanF44 status: YOTE 41min ago
Iâm sorry but if I ever stole a towel from some random lady my mom would have made me rummage through my things and every single thing I owned, given it back, and bought that lady a drink to apologize
You know to get the English Crusade when you see a herd of people with dat âCan I speak to the Managerâ haircut.
We got an antivaxer AND an entitled parent
FINAL BOSS!!!!!
Imagine Karen, married and she vaccinated her kids.
*Quantum Physics forbids this.*
Antivax entitled parent
When the girl saw red it was her ultimate attack
@@LanNguyen-jj8og *_QUANTUM PHYSICS WISHES FOR THIS_*
How to make a mutant
Op: "Sorry, your son can't play with her, because she gets sick really easy."
EP: "Why does she get sick easily? Is she vaccined?"
Me: "OH GOD! an entitled Mom AND anti-vaxxer!? Everyone run for their lives!"
RUN! ITS A KAREN!
"Now this is an avengers level threat!"
*an alarm starts ringing in the city* Run!! Save your lives!! Evacuate the entire city!!
Little Y-Joming RUNNNN!!!!!
She crossed the streams of stupidity.
âMY KID IS HEALTHY AND VACCINE FREEâ
Literally 10 seconds later my âson is dying and is in the hospital in critical condition and it is preventable if you take vaccinesâ
Damn
What I don't get is how the police could nearly arrest OP without evidence especially after seeing that shards of glass were in his/her skin.
EP: You vaccinated your kid? That must be why she gets sick easily, my son is PERFECTLY healthy!
*EP's child sneezing miserably in the background, is later sent to hospital*
Huh.
I WONDER WHY MY SON IS GOING TO DIE... HMMMMMMM
*that moment you can't like a comment because you are so immature that you need it to stay at 69 lol*
Lmao she was probably just proud her kid happened to live past the age of 3 un-vaccinated and assumed it was her "excellent parenting."
Neat.
@F.u.c.k Go.ogl.e F.u.c.k Go.ogl.e Wow and here I thought vaccines were introducing weakened strains of diseases to an immune system in order to learn how to fight off the disease. Strange how few vaccinated people are effected by these "brain-killing metals" compared to how many people are vaccinated... Would you mind telling me where I pick up my government check? Or do I also need to tell you you're an ableist dumbass to qualify?
Alternate version of the first story
Kid: dies
EM: Iâm suing!
Saving the kid was definitely the best option, both legally and morally
@@tristanyokom1542 "Never let your sense of morals prevent you from doing what is right. " Translation: I would have had no problem with the kid being seriously injured or dying. Your crotch goblin is not my problem.
@@tristanyokom1542 and worst case the employee can fall on Good Samaritan laws. aka, you cannot be fucked if you helped someone who is in peril. the mother would look even more the fool and deserved to get hit by the full force of the law.
What if she said thanks
@@flyboy152 That will only work in china since they have law making the savior responsible to the person they saved. In america or other countries, you might be jailed for letting someone die in front of you without helping them.
"I'm sorry(I'm Canadian)..." đ€Łđ€Łđ€Łđ Bruh idk why this had me dying
"My son is perfectly healthy and vaccine-free!"
*The son:* đ