r/Entitledparents Woman Makes Bomb Threat in Airport... GETS ARRESTED!

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  • r/Entitledparents It's literally my job to read stories about stupid and entitled people on the Internet, so trust me when I say that I've come across some really DUMB people before. But this lady? She might be in the running for the dumbest of the dumb. What kind of idiot makes a bomb threat in an airport just because the airport won't get her luggage for her? If you like this video and want to see more, hit that subscribe button!
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  • @rSlash
    @rSlash  Pƙed 4 lety +5355

    Protip: Don't threaten to blow up a plane while you're in an airport.

  • @christopherfry5526
    @christopherfry5526 Pƙed 4 lety +6786

    My god. The lactose intolerance story was child abuse.

    • @carolynneoldham1697
      @carolynneoldham1697 Pƙed 4 lety +622

      Christopher Fry Right?! How could you knowingly feed your kid stuff that makes them sick, then make fun of them for having to go to the bathroom? And act like they're lying for attention?

    • @Silly_The_Killer
      @Silly_The_Killer Pƙed 4 lety +160

      i am lactose intolerant but its ok for me to take dairy but not full cup of milk or i will have stomach ache and then vomit but luckily my parents respect that

    • @africangreygaming7092
      @africangreygaming7092 Pƙed 4 lety +102

      Yeah, that’s just f-ing wrong

    • @morgandouglas6014
      @morgandouglas6014 Pƙed 4 lety +200

      Carolynne Oldham This is exactly how your child cuts contact with you and disowns you!

    • @PaperiLiidokki
      @PaperiLiidokki Pƙed 4 lety +70

      That should have been instant law suite right then and there

  • @thenightmaricsenpai524
    @thenightmaricsenpai524 Pƙed 4 lety +4569

    Karen: "It's illegal to sell coffee to a pregnant woman!"
    Police officer: "It's actually illegal to touch someone without their consent"
    Karen: *screams like a demon from Doom*

    • @NovasTelesto
      @NovasTelesto Pƙed 4 lety +66

      SKREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

    • @Zamolxes77
      @Zamolxes77 Pƙed 4 lety +91

      Demons from Doom would actually run away in fear when hearing a Karen's REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

    • @Itzaria57721
      @Itzaria57721 Pƙed 4 lety +135

      That's offensive to the demons, they at least have standards.

    • @thenightmaricsenpai524
      @thenightmaricsenpai524 Pƙed 4 lety +29

      @@Itzaria57721 true

    • @lannypopcorn9429
      @lannypopcorn9429 Pƙed 4 lety +22

      WRRRRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!

  • @greghiskhan7426
    @greghiskhan7426 Pƙed 3 lety +907

    The milk story made me pretty mad.That’s straight-up child neglect right there

    • @JudasMahorn
      @JudasMahorn Pƙed 3 lety +17

      Welcome to R/EntitledParents

    • @kirsimuller
      @kirsimuller Pƙed 3 lety +37

      I am lactose intolerant and i cant imagine how much pain op must have gone trough for years..

    • @JosieJOK
      @JosieJOK Pƙed 3 lety +65

      Straight up *abuse!* They knew op had pain and gastric distress every time they served her dairy, *kept giving it to her,* withheld the information from her, gaslit her when she figured it out on her own, and then acted like it was no big deal that they caused her literally years of pain.

    • @tomprosser8958
      @tomprosser8958 Pƙed 3 lety +8

      @@Boxersteavee punch the mom

    • @voutsider190
      @voutsider190 Pƙed 3 lety +6

      More like abuse

  • @jackjensensplaythroughsrev49
    @jackjensensplaythroughsrev49 Pƙed 4 lety +355

    If someone touches you in a place or way that makes you uncomfortable,
    *That’s No Good*

  • @vilmahernandez215
    @vilmahernandez215 Pƙed 4 lety +3324

    I can’t believe someone would brag about his child being lactose intolerant

    • @SRosenberg203
      @SRosenberg203 Pƙed 4 lety +249

      He wants the attention. The reason he assumed that OP would just use their lactose intolerance to get attention is because that's exactly how HE would use it, and entitled narcissists always assume everyone else would act just like they do.

    • @vilmahernandez215
      @vilmahernandez215 Pƙed 4 lety +22

      Sam Rosenberg true 🙄

    • @limiv5272
      @limiv5272 Pƙed 4 lety +37

      Your child having gas and diarrhea is most certainly something to brag about

    • @kmel3995
      @kmel3995 Pƙed 4 lety +87

      My first year as a teacher I had one kid who was lactose intolerant and the mom loved to tell everyone about it. So whenever I brought food for the class I’d always be careful about his dietary needs. Once I brought milk and cookies and I got him special lactose-free milk, and when I offered to give the rest of the lactose-free milk to his mom since no one else needed it she lost her shit and said I was mean for getting him his own milk and I shouldn’t treat him differently than the other kids. đŸ€ŠđŸŒâ€â™€ïž Some people just want attention.

    • @MrCmagik
      @MrCmagik Pƙed 4 lety +68

      I can't believe someone knowing their child to be lactose intolerant would actually give them a lactose heavy diet ....
      What kind of awful mom is she? "Oh I just like seeing my child having diarrhea"

  • @dimitristsekeris1821
    @dimitristsekeris1821 Pƙed 4 lety +728

    "I'm poisoning my child and pretending that he is not lactose intolerant because I don't want him to feel special in any way."
    Two parents deserving some laxative in THEIR meals.

    • @4Curses
      @4Curses Pƙed 4 lety +31

      it reminded me of that entitled mom who kept smuggling shrimps in their sons food, because she didnÂŽt beelive him, that he had a potentially life threatening shrimp allergy

    • @frostkilling
      @frostkilling Pƙed 4 lety +21

      @@4Curses and then started rubbing his utensils with shrimp so he got sick even when the food didn't had any shrimp

    • @ruse3436
      @ruse3436 Pƙed 4 lety +8

      @@frostkilling some people want others to suffer and that's the way they do it

    • @nicodifictional540
      @nicodifictional540 Pƙed 4 lety +8

      @@4Curses and the entitled mother in law that was doing that to her son's significant other, putting her in a life threatening position.

    • @Circuitbreaker9
      @Circuitbreaker9 Pƙed 4 lety +8

      Laxative? Are you sure you don't mean *Cyanide* ?

  • @jomogaming2
    @jomogaming2 Pƙed 3 lety +263

    "It's not illegal to touch pregnant women!"
    "It's illegal to touch ANYONE, lady. Hands behind your back."
    *Karen makes dinosaur screeches*

    • @strawberrysoulforever8336
      @strawberrysoulforever8336 Pƙed 8 měsĂ­ci

      Like, when I see my sister next month, I will wait for her to invite me before I touch her, even though around that time, the baby will most likely have started kicking. Besides, I'll be far too busy helping with domestic chores like cooking and washing up and playing with her older child to worry whether my unborn niece or nephew will kick my palm.

  • @someone-pe3te
    @someone-pe3te Pƙed 4 lety +246

    “NO i am not getting arrested”
    A simple spell but Quite unbreakable

    • @onlythebest9376
      @onlythebest9376 Pƙed 3 lety +2

      I am not getting arrested
      -Okay mam u make me not to arrest u

    • @wikus2411
      @wikus2411 Pƙed 3 lety +4

      *Waves hand*
      "These are not the droids you are looking for"

    • @Juicewski2
      @Juicewski2 Pƙed 3 lety

      czcams.com/video/1vK10unAK2Q/video.html
      This lady tried it too, but the officer countered with a lightning bolt.

    • @dincjfs
      @dincjfs Pƙed 3 lety +1

      a taser: a even simpler spell but can break "NO i am not getting arrested"

    • @LilacMonarch
      @LilacMonarch Pƙed 2 lety

      the twist is it's a spell to be charged with resisting arrest

  • @wolfetteplays8894
    @wolfetteplays8894 Pƙed 4 lety +1714

    For the lactose intolerance story:
    The statute of limitations for child endangerment/abuse is 15 years. Have fun OP.

    • @hatwizard6642
      @hatwizard6642 Pƙed 4 lety +24

      Maybe where you are, but it could be different for OP.

    • @wolfetteplays8894
      @wolfetteplays8894 Pƙed 4 lety +29

      Firstname Lastname statute of limitations is a federally defined law

    • @l33thax0r9
      @l33thax0r9 Pƙed 4 lety +33

      In a country not the world

    • @redshirt49
      @redshirt49 Pƙed 4 lety +74

      @@l33thax0r9 Some folks of a certain country that shall not be named sometimes forget there is a world outside their borders. Or alternatively think they're the only country with internet.

    • @radeonnovel7320
      @radeonnovel7320 Pƙed 4 lety +6

      Damn. Im lactose intolerant but i just cant resist chocolate and ice scream.

  • @bruceify
    @bruceify Pƙed 4 lety +1271

    Just googled it: no, it's not dangerous to drink coffee while pregnant, as long as you limit coffee intake per day your child will be fine

    • @nikodrops5469
      @nikodrops5469 Pƙed 4 lety +18

      probably would be very enthusiastic

    • @rollingthunder1043
      @rollingthunder1043 Pƙed 4 lety +76

      Same thing as with everything: All things in moderation - Apparently doctors have even advised that you "can" drink alcohol in tiny amounts while pregnant. I put "can" in air quotes there because, while it's safest to not drink any alcohol at all during pregnancy, doctors apparently say that drinking no more than 1-2 units of alcohol once or twice a week - and never enough to feel drunk - _should_ pose minimal risk to the baby, if you just have to have a drink.

    • @Alex-ge8cp
      @Alex-ge8cp Pƙed 4 lety +67

      Yes, it's actually better to keep drinking coffee while pregnant if you usually drink it everyday. It can be a shock to your body to suddenly be without it which poses much more risk than a small coffee everyday

    • @austinriley8410
      @austinriley8410 Pƙed 4 lety +21

      A lot of stuff like that is more harmful in the beginning of the pregnancy when the baby is first developing. Once the organs and everything are more formed and developed, a lot of stuff like coffee becomes less harmful.

    • @WyntheRogue
      @WyntheRogue Pƙed 4 lety +25

      Pretty much,an entire pot I wouldn't reccomend but the one cup the pregnant lady ordered definitely won't hurt anybody.

  • @CrimsonRabbitStudios
    @CrimsonRabbitStudios Pƙed 3 lety +210

    Karen: *Resists arrest*
    Police: ~Let's motivate her with a controlled shock.~

    • @creampuffthenomcorgi3499
      @creampuffthenomcorgi3499 Pƙed 3 lety +11

      only true gamers know this refrence

    • @Itz_Scribblez
      @Itz_Scribblez Pƙed 3 lety +9

      FNAF REFERENCE!!! YEAH MY DUDE!

    • @wolfy9619
      @wolfy9619 Pƙed 3 lety +7

      *It seems karen doesn't feel like moving*
      *Let's motivate her with a controller shock!*

    • @russgrunert4730
      @russgrunert4730 Pƙed 2 lety +1

      At that point I pull out my sig sauer

    • @molly-molly925
      @molly-molly925 Pƙed rokem

      _Looks like Karen is not working today. Let's take her to the scooping room_

  • @nicolasdelucchi2720
    @nicolasdelucchi2720 Pƙed 3 lety +69

    "My partner rolls her eyes, grabs her taser and zaps her leg"
    I freaking lost it.

    • @blitzwolfmon8297
      @blitzwolfmon8297 Pƙed 10 měsĂ­ci

      The taser was totally unnecessary to use as Karen was unarmed.

  • @10isgod808
    @10isgod808 Pƙed 4 lety +1001

    The woman’s name is Hope Webber. She shut down my friend’s business flight. He was pissed.

    • @mariamccormack6903
      @mariamccormack6903 Pƙed 4 lety +49

      So..
      Put her on the no fly list
      If she moves to a new area (town, country etc) slip a fake (but real looking) weapons into her suitcase.
      See the amusement on your face as she is in even more trouble now >:)

    • @MintsyMilky
      @MintsyMilky Pƙed 4 lety +24

      Well I Hope she is on the no flight list

    • @hopeweiss9549
      @hopeweiss9549 Pƙed 4 lety +25

      I'm ashamed to have the same INITIALS as her much less the same name!!!!

    • @Wendy_O._Koopa
      @Wendy_O._Koopa Pƙed 4 lety +40

      "Let's name our daughter 'Hope' as in 'I hope she never does anything stupid enough to get on the national news for'."

    • @likes.of_oldcrows
      @likes.of_oldcrows Pƙed 4 lety +2

      @@hopeweiss9549 😯

  • @dracko158
    @dracko158 Pƙed 4 lety +1302

    Dad: *Says that son isn't lactose intolerant and claims he's using it for attention*
    Also Dad: *Proceeds to use the same reason for attention*

    • @develynseether4426
      @develynseether4426 Pƙed 4 lety +26

      I'd that was my dad I'd rat on him every time by telling the people how he used to accuse me of using it to get attention.

    • @gregorygolub3315
      @gregorygolub3315 Pƙed 4 lety +17

      And he’s literally said: “YoU’rE nOt LaCtOsE iNtOlErAnT!! yOu’Re JuSt UsInG iT fOr AtTeNtIoN!!”
      Father: *proceeds to use the exact reason to get attention*

    • @cess4089
      @cess4089 Pƙed 4 lety +17

      He was just projecting what he would do on to her. If he was lactose intolerant he would use it for attention. Ergo anyone who was lactose intolerant would do that. As a narcissist he cannot allow others to claim any attention from him. So even though she was legitimately suffering he couldn’t acknowledge it because then there would be a reason to pay attention to her.

    • @hanezutchins2786
      @hanezutchins2786 Pƙed 4 lety +4

      @@cess4089 So he's a piece of human garbage. Got it

    • @NoirRaven
      @NoirRaven Pƙed 4 lety +1

      🌈 Projection 🌈

  • @hannadegroot9575
    @hannadegroot9575 Pƙed 4 lety +52

    ''Oh I locked it so bratty children wouldn't get in''
    Ma'am, your children ARE the brats.

  • @blakeflamesback3603
    @blakeflamesback3603 Pƙed 4 lety +82

    Karen comes in the jail:
    The jail:What type of unholy nightmare is that THING!?!

    • @reentrysfs6317
      @reentrysfs6317 Pƙed 3 lety +4

      Ultra Keyz lol

    • @Arjun-dn5ng
      @Arjun-dn5ng Pƙed 3 lety +7

      Not even the jail wants a Karen

    • @michaelrobertson4896
      @michaelrobertson4896 Pƙed 3 lety +10

      Prisoners seeing the screeching Karen: oh what fresh hell is this? Haven’t we suffered enough for our crimes? Now you have to lock us up with this raving banshee.
      On that note I believe I just discovered a new punishment in Hell. Listening to a bunch of Karen’s screeching at you for the rest of eternity.

    • @TorIverWilhelmsen
      @TorIverWilhelmsen Pƙed 3 lety +8

      Karen goes to jail
      Prison guards: Why are we being punished?

  • @poggiemat.g2
    @poggiemat.g2 Pƙed 4 lety +1024

    "My partner rolls her eyes, grabs her taser and zaps EMs leg"
    I saw the whole thing happening in my head and i fckn died lol

  • @epicfail3167
    @epicfail3167 Pƙed 4 lety +810

    Son: "Hey I am lactose intolerant"
    Dad: "No you only want to have attention"
    Mom: "Oh yes you do"
    Dad: *proceeds to use that for attention*

    • @djredstinger12pvz75
      @djredstinger12pvz75 Pƙed 4 lety +9

      Brain size large

    • @Allmight_Kitty
      @Allmight_Kitty Pƙed 4 lety +15

      Nothing new. Nparents always project what they accuse their kids of doing.
      "You're only doing this for attention!" *tries to get attention at the same time.*

    • @Baritone782
      @Baritone782 Pƙed 4 lety

      *EXPLOSIVE DIAHRIAAH IN THE FACE*

    • @spookyrosev6467
      @spookyrosev6467 Pƙed 4 lety

      ....bruh!

    • @olyviermonteau4300
      @olyviermonteau4300 Pƙed 4 lety

      We have an explosive taco over here, Over:

  • @MusicalRomancegrl
    @MusicalRomancegrl Pƙed 3 lety +15

    The lactose intolerance story hurts my heart. I became severely lactose intolerant around my 25th birthday (apparently it’s not uncommon to develop it as an adult), and I was lucky enough to have a mom who believed my gas pains were real (they were so bad it made me scream) and helped me research to try and figure out what was causing it. I can’t imagine being gaslit by your parents your whole life like that.

  • @AllHaleResale
    @AllHaleResale Pƙed 4 lety +11

    I was recently pregnant, I was lucky and no one I didn't know tried to touch my belly.
    If that woman tried to touch me, it wouldn't have been a slap....This Karen, glad she was arrested.

  • @ultimateninjaboi
    @ultimateninjaboi Pƙed 4 lety +406

    Imagine being so entitled that you think "no, officer, you're not arresting me, cuz I'm going home," is ever a valid statement

    • @flashstudiosguy
      @flashstudiosguy Pƙed 4 lety +13

      Lol, I have to agree with rSlash, the only way she knows the Sheriff is the same way she knows the Local Judge, everyone else who works at the Courthouse and even the Governor of the Local Prison and the answer is because she keeps getting arrested for doing dumb shit!

    • @mugenokami2201
      @mugenokami2201 Pƙed 4 lety +6

      flashstudiosguy any bets they have a cell just for her?

    • @hereliesnaif9665
      @hereliesnaif9665 Pƙed 4 lety +1

      I wish if life was that simple

    • @hayleyemma877
      @hayleyemma877 Pƙed 4 lety +2

      ultimateninjaboi middle aged white women think they can get away with everything. She would’ve been shot if she was a black woman

    • @lillianward2810
      @lillianward2810 Pƙed 4 lety

      Right???

  • @juliuskresnik198
    @juliuskresnik198 Pƙed 4 lety +428

    "No, I'm not getting arrested."
    I..i just...what?!

    • @faithfultotheKing
      @faithfultotheKing Pƙed 4 lety +18

      Julius Kresnik what she expected: oh. Well shoot I guess your not. Have a good day ma'am
      What she got: haha yes you are.

    • @glam4663
      @glam4663 Pƙed 4 lety +4

      Too bad, that's not how it works

    • @reisonota3545
      @reisonota3545 Pƙed 4 lety +6

      if only she pulled out a reverse card

    • @dawidkrzyczkowski4289
      @dawidkrzyczkowski4289 Pƙed 4 lety +6

      Her logic is they can't arrest me if i don't give consent

    • @kimdupont3731
      @kimdupont3731 Pƙed 4 lety +2

      As if all the people who had been arrested before where asked “ do you wanted to be arrest?” And say yeah.
      What a stupid a$$hole xD

  • @BlueAversion
    @BlueAversion Pƙed rokem +26

    3:18 I find it hilarious that Karen thinks she can opt out of being arrested

  • @paradoxplays8538
    @paradoxplays8538 Pƙed 4 lety +42

    I like how all EP`s think that if they say something it's right and they think they get to bypass all laws

  • @MrsShocoTaco
    @MrsShocoTaco Pƙed 4 lety +473

    "Intentional and Unlawful touching " should be illegal everywhere.

    • @Vincent_Beers
      @Vincent_Beers Pƙed 4 lety +14

      misdemeanor simple Assault

    • @killumi_vfx
      @killumi_vfx Pƙed 4 lety +5

      @@Vincent_Beers yh or harassment

    • @wolfetteplays8894
      @wolfetteplays8894 Pƙed 4 lety +3

      MrsShocoTaco oh boo hoo, you get touched by someone. Big deal. No need to ruin lives and freak out over that.

    • @MrsShocoTaco
      @MrsShocoTaco Pƙed 4 lety +17

      @@wolfetteplays8894 Stfu Karen, nobody asked you

    • @wildharpy6076
      @wildharpy6076 Pƙed 4 lety

      Its called rape

  • @emiliaholmberg3320
    @emiliaholmberg3320 Pƙed 4 lety +782

    I feel bad for the person who was lacose intolerant and was forced by her parents to drink milk even tho it made her body go into defence mode

    • @rosehearttoxic1691
      @rosehearttoxic1691 Pƙed 4 lety +1

      Lol lacose 😂 r/boneappletea

    • @datfisheboi6519
      @datfisheboi6519 Pƙed 4 lety +9

      @@rosehearttoxic1691 Not really, no

    • @notsosecretsnacker5218
      @notsosecretsnacker5218 Pƙed 4 lety +7

      Honest to God this happened to me, as my mum thought I'd grow out of it

    • @emiliaholmberg3320
      @emiliaholmberg3320 Pƙed 4 lety +7

      Jake Pope yikes! I would say your mom was kind of selfish for thinking you would grow out of it instead of giving you the lactose free stuff right away

    • @notsosecretsnacker5218
      @notsosecretsnacker5218 Pƙed 4 lety +3

      @@emiliaholmberg3320 known as the smelly farty kid in secondary school was not fun

  • @pointlesskiwi1162
    @pointlesskiwi1162 Pƙed 4 lety +25

    When I have (or adopt) a child, I will listen to their concerns and actually take them to the doctor to see, not dismiss or ignore it.
    #goodmom
    Edit: not actual hashtag, lol

    • @youraveragemango8671
      @youraveragemango8671 Pƙed 3 lety

      Or just say “No you don’t” when they think they have an illness. They aren’t allowed to have that illness.

    • @angelogaray8019
      @angelogaray8019 Pƙed 3 lety +1

      @@youraveragemango8671 dude wtf
      #badmom

  • @JurassicKM
    @JurassicKM Pƙed 3 lety +24

    Karen: Put me on that flight NOW!
    Airport Staff: We can't. Your bag is on that flight but we can put you on the next one.
    Karen: That's okay, there's a bomb in my bag anyw-
    Airport Staff: DETAINED!!!!

  • @BigDan67
    @BigDan67 Pƙed 4 lety +625

    isn’t the lactose intolerant thing abuse? She knew about it but let her suffer for YEARS

    • @jdlech
      @jdlech Pƙed 4 lety +35

      Despite all those years of abuse, it's still her word against theirs. Unless she can find multiple people willing to testify that the parents knew she was lactose intolerant and deliberately fed her milk products. Otherwise, there's no case. It's really fucked up, but the bar is pretty high for proving child abuse in this situation.

    • @iheartkiecats
      @iheartkiecats Pƙed 4 lety +20

      I’m guessing the Karen would just be dumb enough to openly admit that she knew it

    • @CS_Mango
      @CS_Mango Pƙed 4 lety +3

      Torture would be more fitting if you ask me.

    • @W333L
      @W333L Pƙed 4 lety

      Honestly if you can’t figure it out till you’re in college then you kinda deserve the milk pains bro

    • @W333L
      @W333L Pƙed 4 lety +1

      Brandon Penney no she didn’t know because she literally wrote that she finally realized when her friends in college told her

  • @WildcardGamez
    @WildcardGamez Pƙed 4 lety +302

    'We lock it so our kids can enjoy without any bratty children coming over and disturbing them'
    But, Karen, your kids are already in there and they aren't disturbing eachother!

    • @dimsufferer9951
      @dimsufferer9951 Pƙed 4 lety +24

      Wild Card Not to mention that locking the park with people inside is a fire hazard, imagine if one of her kids started a fire or something and then couldn’t get out so they just burned to death

    • @drmayeda1930
      @drmayeda1930 Pƙed 4 lety +7

      If they want to make the park for their own use they should buy it. Probably cost only $20K or so. The city could charge them for maintenance and upkeep of the park if they keep it up. I don't know if there are criminal charges.

    • @picallo1
      @picallo1 Pƙed 4 lety +1

      I wish this would happen to me. Not only would I do the same thing I would then tell the ED to bring it and stomp his entitled ass into the dirt.

    • @banboi9875
      @banboi9875 Pƙed 4 lety

      OOF SIZE LARGE

  • @mrporgmotorsport7822
    @mrporgmotorsport7822 Pƙed 2 lety +4

    “Ma’am, you’re under arrest”
    “No, I’m not getting arrested!”
    Ah yes, that’s how that works

  • @koshi6505
    @koshi6505 Pƙed 2 lety +4

    If I found out my parents had been intentionally poisoning me all my life, I would never speak to them again.

  • @ShinigamiSparda
    @ShinigamiSparda Pƙed 4 lety +369

    Second story: Slip laxatives into everything they drink, then see if your parents still think having stomach problems is funny.

    • @shadowman7307
      @shadowman7307 Pƙed 4 lety +10

      THIS

    • @TheColorHopeIsBlue
      @TheColorHopeIsBlue Pƙed 4 lety +4

      Yeah that’s actually a great idea 😂

    • @shadowman7307
      @shadowman7307 Pƙed 4 lety +43

      @@TheColorHopeIsBlue "Oh, stop crying, mom and dad! You're just begging for attention. Have fun cleaning away the shits. Bye!"

    • @EVPointMaster
      @EVPointMaster Pƙed 4 lety +11

      No, feed them sugar free gummy bear and wallow in their suffering.

    • @KJR_Simpage
      @KJR_Simpage Pƙed 4 lety +1

      Yess

  • @RedfordWho
    @RedfordWho Pƙed 4 lety +865

    Entitled Parent: *Resists arrest*
    Officer: Time for your controlled shock.

    • @toxicdemon1315
      @toxicdemon1315 Pƙed 4 lety +101

      *It seems this Entitled Parent needs some motivation to get moving. Let's fix that with a controlled shock.*

    • @that1pokemonYT
      @that1pokemonYT Pƙed 4 lety +11

      @@toxicdemon1315 😂

    • @mirzahamzabaig5667
      @mirzahamzabaig5667 Pƙed 4 lety +43

      @@toxicdemon1315
      Entitled parent: (continues to resist)
      Officer: *LeT's TrY AnOtHeR cOnTrOlLeD sHoCk* (zaps)

    • @no1cratee49
      @no1cratee49 Pƙed 4 lety +20

      Put karen in spring lock suit

    • @Jaed.818
      @Jaed.818 Pƙed 3 lety +12

      Why do I hear giggling?

  • @joshuapoe3867
    @joshuapoe3867 Pƙed 3 lety +17

    RSlash: Cough cough* “Mom, I think I might be sick! My pores are losing liquids”
    Ad: “Get state minimum coverage, click or call Safe Auto”
    Coincidence, I think not!

  • @ImperiousMax
    @ImperiousMax Pƙed rokem +4

    A bit late but the lactose intolerance thing happened to my older sister. She's only mildly intolerant but she's always had upset stomachs when having milk and just dairy in general, but my mom kept forcing her to have milk when we were kids cause "kids need calcium dee durr". It wasn't until her mid 20s she realized and experimented with dairy-free/lactose-free foods and who would've thought-- no more issues! My mom didn't believe it at first until we had to explain it to her for an entire year.

  • @michellestella7477
    @michellestella7477 Pƙed 4 lety +69

    3:13
    "No, I am not getting arrested. I'm leaving!" has got to be one of *the most* Karen things I have *ever* heard!!

  • @richardjohnson3599
    @richardjohnson3599 Pƙed 4 lety +667

    "NO! I am not getting arrested, I am leaving! I have to go home to my children!"
    I died at that part

  • @brooklynwatson8447
    @brooklynwatson8447 Pƙed 4 lety +17

    The lactose intolerant story:
    Mans flashed kicked his parents won the lottery and went on to be a happy non entitled millionaire
    What a guy

  • @notoriousj.a.y.6062
    @notoriousj.a.y.6062 Pƙed 3 lety +10

    Honestly seeing a Karen story from the officer’s POV is amazing

    • @26prospector
      @26prospector Pƙed 2 lety

      I know, this time it was like we had to decide who was telling the truth. I mean we all know, of course, but as an officer there are procedures to follow

  • @DiamondBerry84
    @DiamondBerry84 Pƙed 4 lety +178

    "You're just saying it for attention!"
    *dad learns she IS lactose intolerance & then tries to get attention about it*

  • @pablomenjivar2475
    @pablomenjivar2475 Pƙed 3 lety +8

    Perfect ad timing
    Right when he said “mom im having skin problems etc...”
    An ad popped and said “sorry i had a lot of reading to do”

  • @duck5843
    @duck5843 Pƙed 4 lety +282

    Imagine if saying "No! I'm not getting arrested!" actually worked lmao

    • @Mask0fFate
      @Mask0fFate Pƙed 4 lety +27

      Police: “I’m placing you under arrest!”
      EM: “No you’re not!
      Police: “Curses, foiled again.”

    • @nikodrops5469
      @nikodrops5469 Pƙed 4 lety +14

      he just be like:
      *okI dOkIe, LeMmIe SeE yOuR gEt OuT oF jAiL FrEe CaRd (monopoly)*

    • @akl2k7
      @akl2k7 Pƙed 4 lety +2

      @@Mask0fFate What is this? Dora the Explorer with Dora as the EM and Swiper the Fox as the cop?

    • @Mask0fFate
      @Mask0fFate Pƙed 4 lety +2

      Andrew Laino Now that’s a mental image.

    • @chanceplace6057
      @chanceplace6057 Pƙed 4 lety +9

      Are you getting arrested? *Just say NO!* You cant legally be arrested without consent!

  • @cara6763
    @cara6763 Pƙed 4 lety +239

    the karen: "no, i'm not getting arrested"
    policeman: okay so youre also being charged with resisting arrest now
    pregnant lady: 😌

    • @youraveragemango8671
      @youraveragemango8671 Pƙed 3 lety +1

      I want to buy a taser for stuff like an entitled woman trying to assault me

    • @alfedosucksatgames5008
      @alfedosucksatgames5008 Pƙed 2 lety +2

      @@youraveragemango8671 i have been tasered before. Lemme tell ya. Id rather fight someone with a gun than someone with a taser

    • @youraveragemango8671
      @youraveragemango8671 Pƙed 2 lety

      @@alfedosucksatgames5008 sounds fun

    • @alfedosucksatgames5008
      @alfedosucksatgames5008 Pƙed 2 lety

      @@youraveragemango8671 thats what i thought

    • @Simplxy_Absurd
      @Simplxy_Absurd Pƙed 2 lety +2

      I can just imagine how satisfied that pregnant woman must've felt

  • @Hoovy00
    @Hoovy00 Pƙed 4 lety +15

    "Do you want to explode"
    -This Karen

  • @johanlebacq6683
    @johanlebacq6683 Pƙed 3 lety +2

    lol
    OP: I'm lactose intollerant.
    Dad: No you're not, you're just seeking attention.
    Mom: Yes she is.
    Dad: Hi stranger you wanna know my little secret? My daughter is lactose intollerant.

  • @potaterjim
    @potaterjim Pƙed 4 lety +215

    "It's illegal to sell coffee to a pregnant woman"
    The people who most thoroughly insist on something being illegal are always the least educated on the law

  • @eliasthesarcastic8707
    @eliasthesarcastic8707 Pƙed 4 lety +443

    When the Entitled Parent gets some jail time:
    SATISFACTION 1000

    • @omiden6673
      @omiden6673 Pƙed 4 lety +1

      Truuuuueee

    • @xsailor85
      @xsailor85 Pƙed 4 lety

      Elias the Architect they should be flogged, tarred, & feathered.

    • @cananchen185
      @cananchen185 Pƙed 4 lety

      x500 Billion

  • @paj5529
    @paj5529 Pƙed 2 lety +2

    Did a quick search, it DOES say that you should limit caffeine while pregnant, but one 12 ounce cup of coffee is fine
    Regardless that woman had no right to touch the pregnant woman

  • @arnaldo7422
    @arnaldo7422 Pƙed 4 lety +2

    Imagine if multiple Karen's go into the same jail, and end up having an argument about who is the dumbest...
    Just BELIEVE

  • @itjustmemanning8441
    @itjustmemanning8441 Pƙed 4 lety +193

    Why would a mother put her child through hell when she knew that drinking milk, eating Mac and cheese and ice cream would make the kid sick!? đŸ˜”

    • @SifGreyfang
      @SifGreyfang Pƙed 4 lety +41

      Someone who shouldn't be a parent

    • @ARedMotorcycle
      @ARedMotorcycle Pƙed 4 lety +9

      Probably anti-vaxers too.

    • @danielgammo
      @danielgammo Pƙed 4 lety +12

      @@SifGreyfang someone who feels no empathy

    • @stutilimbu
      @stutilimbu Pƙed 4 lety +8

      because some people in the world are just narcissistic sociopaths who should never become parents

    • @4Curses
      @4Curses Pƙed 4 lety +5

      @@ARedMotorcycle No, OP survived until college. CanÂŽt be anti-vaxxers.

  • @praetoriancorps
    @praetoriancorps Pƙed 4 lety +99

    if I was the daughter with the lactose intolerance I'd want to sue my parents for child abuse.

    • @c.g.5580
      @c.g.5580 Pƙed 4 lety +3

      It’s also kind illegal in the way they gave the child something they knew they were allergic too. Even if the mother didn’t give her dairy, it’s still wrong that she just stood by and said nothing about it.

    • @Mamaaudri
      @Mamaaudri Pƙed 4 lety

      Intolerance isn't allergies. Suing wouldn't work.

    • @oliver6092
      @oliver6092 Pƙed 3 lety

      @@c.g.5580 didn’t the dad not know about the lactose intolerant thingy

  • @FatefulAcorn83
    @FatefulAcorn83 Pƙed 3 lety +3

    R/ you should message the lactose intolerant person to press charges against their parents, that was child abuse and they can be sent to jail for that and op could get some money for all the trouble they caused for them all their life.

  • @emilyrothman5869
    @emilyrothman5869 Pƙed 3 měsĂ­ci +1

    You know you brought an ungodly demon from the fiery pits of hell when even police officers are surprised

  • @daddyjesuschrist
    @daddyjesuschrist Pƙed 4 lety +250

    "You're under arrest, ma'am."
    "No, I'm leaving."

  • @CommanderBroShep
    @CommanderBroShep Pƙed 4 lety +171

    Karen: Let me on the plane to get my bag!
    Airport: No.
    Karen: Well I have a bomb in my bag, what are you gonna do now? (smug grin)
    Cops: (arrests Karen)
    Karen: (shocked Pikachu face)

    • @mikeb5063
      @mikeb5063 Pƙed 4 lety +6

      I hope the bomb squad blew up her bag

    • @greywalker505
      @greywalker505 Pƙed 4 lety +7

      *Pikachu when learning his face is being used by a Karen*
      *shocked Pikachu face*

    • @gacowboy8616
      @gacowboy8616 Pƙed 4 lety

      @@greywalker505 đŸ€ŁđŸ€ŁđŸ€ŁđŸ€Ł You win!

  • @WishfulOpal
    @WishfulOpal Pƙed 2 lety +1

    I’m lactose intolerant, and so is my youngest uncle.
    Very strange that their dad is BRAGGING about it, though.

  • @beacjere284
    @beacjere284 Pƙed 4 lety +1

    4:31 those poor jailers having to deal with someone who would not shut up

  • @Stone69420
    @Stone69420 Pƙed 4 lety +93

    „You‘re pathetic, you can‘t do anything without the police!“
    Lmao, he isn‘t the one locking a public park

    • @gachajazzy9591
      @gachajazzy9591 Pƙed 2 lety +1

      in the land of kangaroos where i life this happened to me once when i was about 4 or 5 someone put a bike chain on the gate to the park and i was locked in it for about 2 hours when my mum and my sperm donator (cuz i don't think of him as a father) finally came down i was let free but the person who put the bike chain on it was charged with idk the word cuz i have learning problems and recklessness endangerment of a child

  • @ThisHandleIsNotTaken.
    @ThisHandleIsNotTaken. Pƙed 4 lety +315

    "My skin is open and blee-" *interrupted by milk ad*

  • @matthewdoherty803
    @matthewdoherty803 Pƙed 3 lety +2

    Karen: i know the sheriff
    Every other criminal in town me too!

  • @greenjp779
    @greenjp779 Pƙed rokem +1

    The lactose intolerance story isn't a no contact kind of vibe, but it's definitely a "you're not being left alone with grandkids in the future" kind of deal

  • @aplanenerdandagamenerd9087
    @aplanenerdandagamenerd9087 Pƙed 4 lety +289

    "You can't do anything without the police!" Well I mean it's not like I have the authority to arrest you myself

    • @Zamolxes77
      @Zamolxes77 Pƙed 4 lety +13

      Citizen arrest.

    • @littilwood
      @littilwood Pƙed 4 lety +22

      Pretty sure there's a lot he could do without the police, but none of it would be legal. I'd have simply cut the lock off myself, and told him that if he puts another lock on, I'd cut that too. I'd have also contacted the city to see if they could bill him whatever it would cost to rent out the entire park space for every single day the lock was on it.

    • @brogr5464
      @brogr5464 Pƙed 4 lety +4

      Dude have you never heard of citizen arrest?

    • @sickly835
      @sickly835 Pƙed 4 lety +1

      Streaming person r/whooosh

    • @_sevelin
      @_sevelin Pƙed 4 lety +1

      Cut off the lock. When he brings another one, cut off his dic.

  • @maxximumb
    @maxximumb Pƙed 4 lety +74

    I'd take my kids to the park, along with my bolt cutters in the car. Every lock he put on, I'd cut it off. Eventually he'd get fed up buying new locks.

    • @TheGamingLegendsOfficial
      @TheGamingLegendsOfficial Pƙed 4 lety +3

      Unfortunately that would just result in the ED getting *very* angry and probably THEN having a reason to call the police due to assault (potentially more satisfying in the end, though)!

    • @kosopaty
      @kosopaty Pƙed 4 lety +10

      Its dumb, but I kind of want to provoke them to do something more, just so they would be actually punished... Just scolding from police (which i assume is all they got) isn't enough punishment for that amount of entitlement. They clearly didn't learn anything.
      It might sound silly, since its only a park and no one got hurt... but people with this kind of entitlement will use and abuse others as much they can, in all sorts of situation. It would be nice if someone would kick them in their place *before* they will actually hurt someone (because at one point it will be something much more serious than stupid park).
      For same reason it always annoys me when people in those stories won't press charges, which sends clear signal to Entitled Assholes that they can do whatever they want.

    • @snowvanity8216
      @snowvanity8216 Pƙed 4 lety +2

      @@kosopaty I agree with you. People may not want to go through the process, but if they don't put an end to it, God knows what the entitled a holes will do next. I'm kind of going through a situation right now that involves my family, I and the entitled organization that my brother (who is disabled) was in. They did so many illegal things it's not even funny! They kicked him out of their organization and gave us a list of "reasons" which are actually petty excuses as to why they did so. They are in deep shit. He needs 24/7 care and I've had to miss many days of school and I also missed out on my college life. I pray for the day we sue them for every single thing they've got.
      There's a lot more to this story, but I'll save it for another time. :)

    • @amyill9280
      @amyill9280 Pƙed 4 lety

      @@snowvanity8216 Scientology?

    • @snowvanity8216
      @snowvanity8216 Pƙed 4 lety

      @@amyill9280 What do you mean?

  • @AliceA333
    @AliceA333 Pƙed 2 lety +1

    Wow, the story about the Karen getting taser zapped for invading the pregnant woman made me so happy... pretty much any accountability is satisfying. All I want for Xmas is a montage vid of Karen's getting arrested, including ALL bodycam/dashcam footage available during transport.

  • @Lunabyes
    @Lunabyes Pƙed 3 lety +1

    The lactose story hits _waayy_ too close to home. The same thing happened to me as a kid, my narcissist mother _knew_ I was lactose intolerant, but refused to tell me. She made me suffer for *16 years.* I almost had to get _eight inches_ of my bowel *REMOVED* because the doctors thought I could have *CANCER* and that's what was causing my severe stomach issues. I had to get cameras shoved down my throat and up my ass _five times_ before my psycho narc mother _FINALLY_ told me and the doctors that I was lactose intolerant. I moved out a month later at 16 years old. I _wish_ I could say I haven't spoken to her since then, but unfortunately, she knows where I live.

  • @gracewawrzynaik2411
    @gracewawrzynaik2411 Pƙed 4 lety +189

    When I was in middle school, there was a claim that there were bombs in multiple student's backpacks at every school in my area. Including day cares, elementary schools, middle schools, and high schools. Everyone was evacuated immediately, but my school didn't have a set location to evacuate the students to. Everyone had to stand out in the rain in the bus pick up area just outside of the school. Keep in mind that most of us don't have jackets because we were required to leave everything were it was and evacuate immediately, cause you know we could die, so people only had jackets if they were currently wearing them when the threat was made. About half an hour later, we started moving to a near-by library that was deemed safe and parents could pick us up from. I personally had to wait at the library for about 6 hours, the threat was called in the morning, for my bus to pick me up from the library. My mom is stay at home, but didn't have a car, and my dad works out of town. School was canceled the next day, this happened on, like, a Wednesday, and my mom kept me from school the day after that. The police searched every locker and backpack in all of the schools, but no bombs were to be found.
    It was found that the threat was made by a 40 year old woman in a McDonalds. She had no relation with the schools at all and claimed to have made the threat for fun and to "test the school's preparedness and ability to protect our children." I don't know what kind of punishment she received, but I'm assuming jail time.
    Last semester there were rumors of someone shooting up the high school I go to. All students were told to keep attending class, not make a big deal about it, and not to tell out parents to keep us out of school. The threat was written on the bathroom wall of another school in the area, but I feel like my school should have taken more procautions.
    TL:DR A 40 y/o woman threatens to bomb all schools in my city from a McDonalds.

    • @zavxwtf1354
      @zavxwtf1354 Pƙed 4 lety +12

      That's a big size OOF

    • @messerschmittme-2623
      @messerschmittme-2623 Pƙed 4 lety +24

      40 y/o lady: hmmmm what should I do today besides making McDoubles? OH, I should issue MULTIPLE BOMB THREATS. You know, for the protection of the next generation!
      Why must so many people be so smart and so damn stupid at the same time...

    • @GbrJose
      @GbrJose Pƙed 4 lety +5

      Quick fact - Do you have the news of the crazy event that happened

    • @tidepodpadthai2633
      @tidepodpadthai2633 Pƙed 4 lety +6

      We have drills for a reason
      This lady tried to solve a problem that didn't exist

    • @aquariusursa5311
      @aquariusursa5311 Pƙed 3 lety +11

      I know what you mean. Some girls at a rival school made a bomb threat to my school online. The police took care of it and the post was taken down, but my school didn’t inform parents that a threat had been made (which they are legally required to do). So all day people at my school were freaking out and calling their parents to pick them up. The school didn’t address the fact that a threat had been made until the day was almost over and they had the nerve to basically call us all cowards for being afraid for our lives!

  • @xaifer2485
    @xaifer2485 Pƙed 4 lety +109

    I don't even understand how being lactose intolerant is like a bragging right

    • @zmbdog
      @zmbdog Pƙed 4 lety

      Uh...did you post this on an r/slash video? Cause that's where I'm seeing it. I just watched Tim Poole's Trump pic video before this but right above you is a comment specifically mentioning the content from r/slash so it's not like the player and page are out of sync, which I've seen happen.
      And scrolling up I found this comment:
      *Bigbearjblaze
      20 hours ago
      Also Liberals: “Did you see the way trump looked hahaha” Bonus Liberal Yang: “He's a fat slob I can do way more push-ups than him "Just googled it: no, it's not dangerous to drink coffee while pregnant, as long as you limit coffee intake per day your child will be fine*
      ...which seems to be about both videos! WTF? đŸ€Ż

    • @zmbdog
      @zmbdog Pƙed 4 lety

      ​@@xaifer2485 The comments from two videos must've got mixed when i went to r/slash's video because this isn't the comment I replied to. It was a guy referencing Tim still voting democrat. I guess the reply went to the comment that should've been in that space.
      Weird.

    • @basicallystevenuniverse511
      @basicallystevenuniverse511 Pƙed 4 lety

      Yeah, I mean like I have allergies and stuff and I’m not like OMG IM SO COOL BECAUSE I CANT HAVE SOMETHING MOST PEOPLE CAN AHAHAHA IM SO QUIRKY

  • @thomasboys7216
    @thomasboys7216 Pƙed 2 lety

    Reminds me of something a teacher said to me before a school trip to Greece.
    "Do *not* make any sort of jokes about bombs while going through security. They really have no sense of humour."

  • @AzureKyle
    @AzureKyle Pƙed 3 lety +1

    I've heard that first story before, but old through the pregnant lady's POV, it's so weird getting the same story from another perspective.

  • @YourLocalPlagueDoctor
    @YourLocalPlagueDoctor Pƙed 4 lety +158

    Entitled Dad: "You'd be nothing without the police"
    Me: You're already worth nothing even with the police.

  • @charlesajones77
    @charlesajones77 Pƙed 4 lety +172

    Dunning-Kruger Effect: The less a person knows what they're talking about, the more certain they are that they DO know what they're talking about. They literally don't know enough to know how much they don't know. That's what's happening in that first story.

    • @tahamohammad8842
      @tahamohammad8842 Pƙed 4 lety +4

      Well clearly Karens are all law students with how well they know the law

    • @colinmoore7460
      @colinmoore7460 Pƙed 4 lety +6

      US President Donald J Trump must have a chronic case!

    • @TitanicTom1912
      @TitanicTom1912 Pƙed 4 lety +6

      I usually challenge them to show me the specific law they are referring to. They shut up every single time

    • @Ramsey276one
      @Ramsey276one Pƙed 4 lety +2

      Colin Moore TERMINAL.. Trump might actually be spreading it!

    • @richardfinney6339
      @richardfinney6339 Pƙed rokem +1

      Ngl, reading hurt my brain a little.

  • @masterchief673
    @masterchief673 Pƙed 4 lety +8

    Is anyone going to talk about how he corrects the spelling for the Karen’s?

  • @benjaminbustos5576
    @benjaminbustos5576 Pƙed 3 lety +1

    ED: *locks it*
    Me: *picks up a sledge hammer and breaks the padlock*

  • @cartermorris153
    @cartermorris153 Pƙed 4 lety +304

    "she started flailing so hard she knocked off my body camera"
    me, a black person: this is gettin real

    • @messerschmittme-2623
      @messerschmittme-2623 Pƙed 4 lety +14

      Me when I read the same quote: "Oh crap"

    • @silverblade357
      @silverblade357 Pƙed 3 lety +26

      Immediate thought, "Does the partner have one?" Second thought, "And you only tazed the Karen once?"

    • @subscribeorjosephwillhaunt5425
      @subscribeorjosephwillhaunt5425 Pƙed 3 lety +4

      Oh it iz what it iz

    • @volka2199
      @volka2199 Pƙed 3 lety +11

      If the person is already in handcuffs and unarmed resisting is pointless and she is not a threat to the police. They would only pin or taze her at that point.

    • @buntingism
      @buntingism Pƙed 3 lety +1

      Great comment

  • @juicymcfruit1996
    @juicymcfruit1996 Pƙed 4 lety +75

    “HoW dArE yOu NoT LeT mE tOuCh YoU”

  • @thatoneguy2372
    @thatoneguy2372 Pƙed 3 lety +1

    Police: ma’am ur getting arrested
    Karen:no!
    Police:understandable have a nice day

  • @H2OFlymamaluigi
    @H2OFlymamaluigi Pƙed 3 lety

    Always have a friend who’s lactose intolerant and a good sense of humor. Having a bad experience at a restaurant? Order a glass of milk and yell “FIRE IN THE HOLE”

  • @10Raccoon
    @10Raccoon Pƙed 4 lety +338

    Me: Oh man, this first story sounds really familiar...
    Me:
    Me: IS THIS THE COP'S VERSION OF EVENTS FOR THAT STORY??

    • @jay1894
      @jay1894 Pƙed 4 lety +10

      i thought the same thing, but i dont think so

    • @dragotime167
      @dragotime167 Pƙed 4 lety +13

      Maybe or someone trying to nearly copy this story

    • @CyanPlushCaptain
      @CyanPlushCaptain Pƙed 4 lety +8

      Drago Time Judging the people in this subreddit, it’s possible.

    • @Mike_Rottchburns
      @Mike_Rottchburns Pƙed 4 lety +3

      Hahahahaha 😂 well why don’t you share the version shouldn’t you be in jail?

    • @jide7765
      @jide7765 Pƙed 4 lety +4

      Yep, exact same story.
      To the details.

  • @N0rmandy
    @N0rmandy Pƙed 4 lety +65

    "Who locked the gate?"
    ED " I did!"
    Me: oh sweet you committed a crime

  • @kianscanlon135
    @kianscanlon135 Pƙed 4 lety +4

    “KAREN USED SELF DESTRUCT”

  • @vahvahdisco
    @vahvahdisco Pƙed rokem +1

    The guy in that last story should padlock the EP’s front door and see how they like being locked out ! LOL đŸ˜‚đŸ€ŁđŸ˜‚đŸ€ŁđŸ˜‚

  • @UmbryLB
    @UmbryLB Pƙed 4 lety +119

    I’d be tempted to put locks on that entitled families house so they couldn’t leave, since we can just put locks wherever we please I guess.

  • @zakuraRabbit
    @zakuraRabbit Pƙed 4 lety +192

    Just put a lock on the outside of the last EP's house when they're inside.
    Apparently its fine to lock things you don't own so.... :p

    • @armjjb5189
      @armjjb5189 Pƙed 3 lety +4

      If it were me, I’d buy a pair of bolt cutters just in case EP tried that shit again.

    • @drayinsane7939
      @drayinsane7939 Pƙed 3 lety +9

      @@armjjb5189 Sadly though if it's a padlock on the gate of a public park then there is a chance you would get in trouble for cutting the lock and "destroying another person's property" which is ridiculous. Plus then you'd have a potential "weapon" and bolt cutters are illegal in some places like Cali and Georgia in the U.S. and in some places in other countries. Letting the authorities handle it is the best choice here since there is no immediate danger or actions that could lead to direct harm to someone. (Someone getting stuck inside the park after they jumped the fence isn't directly harming them)
      Does sound like the dad needs a good ass whooping though. Let him run his mouth like that at a pub and see "what they are gonna do about it" and who is calling the police then.

    • @rl3d2008
      @rl3d2008 Pƙed 3 lety +4

      @@drayinsane7939 okay lets go for option 1. Go lock the gate of EPs house.

  • @EFantasic
    @EFantasic Pƙed 3 lety +1

    ... Jesus. Who the hell threatens to blow anything up in a plane/airport? WTF? I am afraid to even raise my voice once I arrive. Good lord.

  • @_Lucary
    @_Lucary Pƙed 2 lety

    "No, I'm NOT getting arrested! I'm leaving."
    "Okay, have a nice day!"

  • @Taylor_Creekmore
    @Taylor_Creekmore Pƙed 4 lety +16

    Damn I'd put those parents in the worse nursing home I could find. Then when they call saying
    "the nurses are stealing our pills"
    just reply back
    "No they're not. You're just saying that to get attention"

  • @kansascitysouthernfan6966
    @kansascitysouthernfan6966 Pƙed 4 lety +45

    “HoW DaRe YoU UsE ThIs PuBlIc PaRk WhEn My KiDs ArE tHeRE” - entitled parent.
    I’ve lost faith in humanity.

    • @ghostinthechannel2323
      @ghostinthechannel2323 Pƙed 4 lety

      Kansas City Southern Fan in all honesty If was op in that story I would have told op kids to go ahead defile the swings and slides.😏

  • @Rylosalex
    @Rylosalex Pƙed 2 lety

    That "What unholy nightmare did you bring us" was too funny

  • @iloveplasticbottles
    @iloveplasticbottles Pƙed rokem +1

    The fact that they were "worried" about their kid faking LI for attention shows that they would fake having it for attention.

  • @Smr-yc5ye
    @Smr-yc5ye Pƙed 4 lety +152

    "Hey girls, i am lactose intolerant ;D"
    "OMG so hot!"

    • @simply_optimistic1324
      @simply_optimistic1324 Pƙed 4 lety +2

      ;)

    • @Poop-qz9yn
      @Poop-qz9yn Pƙed 4 lety +4

      Yes the sheer amount of poop is rather warm

    • @beepusboop8678
      @beepusboop8678 Pƙed 4 lety +3

      *Stops pouring an entire gallon of milk in my face hole*
      OMG thAT'S sO CuTE!!!

    • @mezzylaza
      @mezzylaza Pƙed 3 lety +4

      Reality
      “Hey girl I’m lactose and tolerant ;)”
      “C-C-Cool???”

    • @thatrandomcat3479
      @thatrandomcat3479 Pƙed 3 lety +2

      *and in that day i have never seen my friends again*
      -The end-

  • @andreabarrientes2652
    @andreabarrientes2652 Pƙed 4 lety +15

    The fact that the parents in the last story said that they lock the gate so “bratty children” can’t play with their kids absolutely floors me. Like you aren’t worried about crazy people? Pedophiles? Stalkers? Kidnappers? Like WHAT

  • @dirgeface
    @dirgeface Pƙed 4 lety

    It's actually cool seeing it from the cop's point of view in that first story.

  • @keeganmoore99
    @keeganmoore99 Pƙed 11 měsĂ­ci

    Something about the lactose story that I just realized. When OP was a baby, they gave him soy to avoid the vomiting, but as soon as he was old enough to go to the bathroom by himself, suddenly "it wouldn't make much difference." It wasn't the pain and suffering of OP that caused them to take care of own child, it was the inconvenience of having to clean up after him.

  • @dimitristsekeris1821
    @dimitristsekeris1821 Pƙed 4 lety +18

    "You can do nothing without the police! Coward! Go cry!"
    Some primary school level insults.

    • @SarahAbramova
      @SarahAbramova Pƙed 4 lety

      And irrelevant. We're not in the stone age where it's survival of the fittest. Causing trouble will get you nowhere but trouble for yourself.

  • @SandraNelson063
    @SandraNelson063 Pƙed 4 lety +118

    For the park hogging parents: have the neighborhood talk to the municipality, about who exactly owns the park. Is it public, or private? Take pictures.

    • @rosehearttoxic1691
      @rosehearttoxic1691 Pƙed 4 lety +25

      Well if the police came and removed the lock from the gate then it's public property

    • @kensmith5694
      @kensmith5694 Pƙed 4 lety +12

      Some places there is an HOA that actually owns the park. Sometimes those groups can bar people who behave badly from using the part. If they do in spite of it, they can be arrested for trespass.

    • @Thundarr100
      @Thundarr100 Pƙed 4 lety +15

      I’d show up in the middle of the night with a bunch of tools and remove the gate entirely.
      Try locking it now bitches!!!! 🖕

    • @_Fizel_
      @_Fizel_ Pƙed 4 lety +1

      @@Thundarr100 And then get charged with destruction of property. That idea is very illegal because it's not your property. Even public property is owned by someone.

    • @Thundarr100
      @Thundarr100 Pƙed 4 lety +1

      @@_Fizel_ to quote the legendary Jesse 'The Body' Ventura, "It ain't cheating if you don't get caught".

  • @elwillyrets7505
    @elwillyrets7505 Pƙed 2 lety

    “We lock it so our kids can enjoy it without any bratty children coming over”
 sounds counter productive


  • @SenorDexSat
    @SenorDexSat Pƙed 3 lety +1

    I specially hate the lactose intolerant story because the father accused OP using it for attention and then he used it for attention whenever they went out. That man should be in jail for abuse.

  • @xBluegamerx
    @xBluegamerx Pƙed 4 lety +26

    Karens, turning a misdemeanor into a felony in 3 easy steps.