r/Prorevenge - Entitled Mom Gets Put in JAIL! "How DARE You!"

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  • čas přidán 2. 03. 2019
  • r/Prorevenge vs r/Entitledparent... WHO WINS? Well, considering that the topic of this video is "Pro revenge" and not "Entitled Mommies Getting Their Way," I'm going to guess that we have a heaping dose of JUSTICE in our near future.
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  • @rSlash
    @rSlash  Před 5 lety +9380

    If you are a simple fan, rate a story using only emojis.
    Also, don't forget to 👍💬🔔

  • @spiceyicey
    @spiceyicey Před 5 lety +4436

    "but mom, she's mute"
    "she probably just *_said_* that to get you on her side"
    *confusion noises intensify*

    • @farmam1501
      @farmam1501 Před 5 lety +130

      The daughter wasn't on EM's side in the first place

    • @savagecake1539
      @savagecake1539 Před 5 lety +98

      @@farmam1501 r/swoosh??
      its literally right there right THERE

    • @dumborsomething7478
      @dumborsomething7478 Před 5 lety +24

      Hhahahhahahahahha I didn't even notice

    • @Thememester439
      @Thememester439 Před 5 lety +53

      *X-Files theme starts*

    • @caesar_0015
      @caesar_0015 Před 5 lety +20

      Savage Cake
      Well actually he’s/she’s right though.
      It doesn’t have to mean that he/she didn’t get the joke.

  • @medchan5810
    @medchan5810 Před 4 lety +3642

    Hearing him say "La Mentirosa" with such flair is my favourite part of the story because I am a simple woman 😂🤣

    • @jayzo
      @jayzo Před 4 lety +44

      Where is the comment "La Mentirosa" in a fancy font?

    • @medchan5810
      @medchan5810 Před 4 lety +19

      @@jayzo IDK but if you find it, let me know! 😂😂

    • @nikki11111
      @nikki11111 Před 4 lety +1

      afxinfinitee it’s the second top comment.

    • @bean4676
      @bean4676 Před 4 lety

      😐😐 simple emoji

    • @wollythewolf3995
      @wollythewolf3995 Před 4 lety +1

      @Sprinkly Gloom non merci (^-^)

  • @timucinharkonnen2699
    @timucinharkonnen2699 Před 3 lety +266

    There is a German saying, that translates like:
    "The way you shout into the woods is the way it resounds back."
    And it means something like:
    "What goes around, comes around."

    • @einnormalergooglenutzer3843
      @einnormalergooglenutzer3843 Před 3 lety +7

      ...warte welches deutsche ist das kenn das garnicht xD

    • @claireellis8242
      @claireellis8242 Před 3 lety +2

      Karma.

    • @timucinharkonnen2699
      @timucinharkonnen2699 Před 3 lety +9

      @@einnormalergooglenutzer3843 Wie man in den Wald ruft, so schallt es hinaus.

    • @kingdionysus1867
      @kingdionysus1867 Před 3 lety +9

      I swear, my favorite German phrase, when translated, is the "this is sausage!" one. You guys have a beautiful and lovely language, too! I just really love hearing European languages for some reason.

    • @timucinharkonnen2699
      @timucinharkonnen2699 Před 3 lety +10

      @@kingdionysus1867 Thanks! :)
      You probably already know, but for everyone else:
      "this is sausage" = "who cares" or "doesn't matter"

  • @ethancarberry-holt3011
    @ethancarberry-holt3011 Před 3 lety +280

    The morale of the last story - *NEVER MESS WITH THE DISTRICT ATTORNEY'S CHILDREN* - Especially if she's a huge Momma Bear

    • @hardcorenativextreme
      @hardcorenativextreme Před rokem +8

      The EM was probably used to pulling the husband is cop card all the time that dealing with a DA didn't register with her. And to everyone out there, don't go to from a cop to a POS methhead or maker because it will turn bad in the long run. The fact that was a variable should have deterred her to just accepting the charges or just try to minimize it. Cause once she try to act like the DA is out to get her corrupt then that just open the floodgates

    • @oliverconway6960
      @oliverconway6960 Před rokem +1

      HECK YEAH!!!

  • @taicanium
    @taicanium Před 4 lety +1647

    EB: "My dad's a cop!"
    OP: "Oh sweet, my mom's your dad's boss!"

  • @rorydelangel9613
    @rorydelangel9613 Před 4 lety +3548

    No one:
    Absolutely no one:
    RSlash: 𝓛𝓪 𝓜𝓮𝓷𝓽𝓲𝓻𝓸𝓼𝓪

  • @amossmith6215
    @amossmith6215 Před 3 lety +128

    Happy that mom is not abusing that little girl anymore. My heart broke at the beginning of the story.

    • @Robert08010
      @Robert08010 Před 2 lety +13

      As soon as I heard "I don't know why your father bought you that hideous dress" I suspected divorce proceedings. The little girl probably still loved her daddy and that put her on her mothers shit list. And that tell soooooo much about the mother.

  • @saberwayne7526
    @saberwayne7526 Před 3 lety +170

    I love that the puppy in the last story had to be chained to the table so she didn't go to play with her police friends

  • @meganlane9549
    @meganlane9549 Před 4 lety +1101

    If I had a dollar for every time that guy called himself a "simple man"....

  • @kajaou6566
    @kajaou6566 Před 5 lety +2015

    Literally no one:
    Him: *I’m a simple man*

    • @k-dubs420
      @k-dubs420 Před 5 lety +19

      Literally no one:
      K-Pop fans (aka you): OMG I LOVEEEEEE JUNGSHOOK AND TAEHYUNG OMG THOSE ARE MY OPAAISSSSS

    • @kajaou6566
      @kajaou6566 Před 5 lety +8

      k-dubs haha *AMRY found*

    • @skykonecr9529
      @skykonecr9529 Před 5 lety +2

      k-dubs same here fellow army

    • @ReptarTheUgly
      @ReptarTheUgly Před 5 lety +2

      Literally no one::
      OP: i’M a SiMpLe MaN.

    • @csyb
      @csyb Před 5 lety

      I’m crying 🤣🤣

  • @Dizzykitty817
    @Dizzykitty817 Před 4 lety +124

    Imagine being in court and asking to speak to the district attorney's manager.

  • @thegalaxypenguin1635
    @thegalaxypenguin1635 Před 3 lety +89

    Somebody needs to put a “I’m a simple man” counter in the corner

  • @davepost7675
    @davepost7675 Před 5 lety +441

    "My mom's the county's district attorney" ... This has to be the best and most unexpected line I have heard on rSlash.

    • @kristinwiebold2433
      @kristinwiebold2433 Před 4 lety +35

      That EM was so stupid for even challenging the District attorney. I hope the kids were taken away from that EM. Poor sweet girl :(

    • @Thagesthoughts
      @Thagesthoughts Před 4 lety +47

      EM: "MY HUSBAND IS A POLICE OFFICER! LET ME STEAL YOUR STUFF!"
      OP's Mom: "Hi, Entitled Mom? Bigger fish here, nice to meet you."

    • @Shuichisaihara5499
      @Shuichisaihara5499 Před 5 měsíci

      Meth heads never seem to have common sense. Last thing you wanna do is draw attention when smuggling drugs. But I guess she was high at that moment so the word of the DA to her was the equivalent of a beggar child trying to insult the empress of Japan

  • @digitaldemon6056
    @digitaldemon6056 Před 4 lety +475

    " MOM shes mute "
    Mom's logic : she just said that so that my daughter will believe she's mute
    *silent confusion within mute girl*

  • @Imamarat
    @Imamarat Před 3 lety +53

    Am i the only one that feels like rslash got like, really good news before recording. He just sounds extra happy in this video

  • @helloyoungones1678
    @helloyoungones1678 Před 3 lety +216

    “*snatch* my sketchbook is grabbed and taken off my table by EB*
    Me: *Inner German rages*

    • @catrielmarignaclionti4518
      @catrielmarignaclionti4518 Před 3 lety +12

      this is the only reason I know how to throw punches, so that people who take my things get a punch to the throat

    • @toshtaggart2510
      @toshtaggart2510 Před 3 lety +5

      Lets just hope you dont get rejected by art school

    • @helloyoungones1678
      @helloyoungones1678 Před 3 lety +1

      @@toshtaggart2510 I actually got into art school 😂😂

    • @kaycollarfeild
      @kaycollarfeild Před 3 lety +4

      I pushed a guy over a table for drawing on one of my sketches. Would have been worse if it wasnt just a doddle type one. Theu said I was over reacting but never touched my stuff again:)

    • @TheToyPhotographer6312
      @TheToyPhotographer6312 Před 3 lety

      @@toshtaggart2510 LOL hold up

  • @Ojfanta
    @Ojfanta Před 5 lety +369

    "I got a text saying sorry man you can stop now."
    "I did not"
    hahaha champion

  • @arianamoon6463
    @arianamoon6463 Před 4 lety +1218

    You had too much fun with the word “La Mentirosa” 😂😂😂 love your content and attitude

    • @Anarchristian_Beanz
      @Anarchristian_Beanz Před 4 lety +31

      Yeah I love the German that moves to UK but sprinkles Russian and Spanish phrases into his story.

    • @bonestheboneyboy4531
      @bonestheboneyboy4531 Před 4 lety +7

      Joshua Pearson oh god yea I just want to meet that simple man and shake his hand😂

    • @BigWired
      @BigWired Před 2 lety

      I know, right? I laughed so much at that.

  • @sm3llyb3cky52
    @sm3llyb3cky52 Před 3 lety +50

    That little girl is so sweet, it breaks my heart to hear how awfully her entitled mom and brother were treating her and I hope they both get what they deserve

    • @danacarter9147
      @danacarter9147 Před 3 lety +5

      Same here. Not only do I hope that little girl gets removed from her entitled mother, I also hope the brother gets shipped off to military school, to clean up his act.

    • @bostonrailfan2427
      @bostonrailfan2427 Před 2 lety +2

      brother likely out on the street at 18, SG love and affection from dad

    • @bostonrailfan2427
      @bostonrailfan2427 Před 2 lety +3

      @@danacarter9147 she was, since mom went to prison for a long time and drug charges as serious as those invoke automatic loss of rights

  • @doodleplayer4014
    @doodleplayer4014 Před 4 lety +124

    Me: You told me to rate it with emojis, but
    You: don't you dare
    Me: is it on my contract?
    You: god f*cking dammit

    • @LaucenChevaleir
      @LaucenChevaleir Před 2 lety +2

      over a year later you made someone's day with this comment XD

    • @doodleplayer4014
      @doodleplayer4014 Před 2 lety +1

      @@LaucenChevaleir over a year later i see this reply and it made my day

    • @architjavvaji7116
      @architjavvaji7116 Před 2 lety +1

      He need to give this comment a Heart now
      .
      if he is a simple man

  • @rella9416
    @rella9416 Před 5 lety +2019

    Nobody:
    The first guy: I AM A SIMPLE MAN
    Edit: woah thx for the likes and the heart

  • @annafromhsm
    @annafromhsm Před 5 lety +1706

    Take a shot every time he says “I am a simple man”

    • @Enzo_Artz
      @Enzo_Artz Před 5 lety +17

      You stole my idea 😂😂

    • @lilybelden9405
      @lilybelden9405 Před 5 lety +34

      you can't make it thru the video before you pass out.

    • @omgidkwhatimdoing9626
      @omgidkwhatimdoing9626 Před 5 lety +47

      are you trying to kill someone?

    • @jam_plays_games
      @jam_plays_games Před 5 lety +55

      My son did that and now you owe him a new liver! He is a good boy and you encouraged him to destroy his liver! While you’re at it, give me a million dollars and your firstborn child as well to pay for all the trauma!!

    • @kleinthegreat6869
      @kleinthegreat6869 Před 5 lety +8

      Normal or swedish shots?

  • @girlpanthera
    @girlpanthera Před 4 lety +57

    Something about that story makes me believe that he’s more than a simple man

    • @TheAttacker732
      @TheAttacker732 Před 3 lety

      It depends on how OP defines 'simple'. Maybe he's just after simple things in life; a cold drink & a hot meal after work, and people that he enjoys spending time with.

    • @faizur7
      @faizur7 Před 2 lety

      He is complex lol

  • @yaroslavfedorchuk6144
    @yaroslavfedorchuk6144 Před 3 lety +32

    I lost it at "Geneva Convention breaking..."

    • @TheToyPhotographer6312
      @TheToyPhotographer6312 Před 3 lety +1

      He should have played some audio clips from the US Army's Operation Wandering Soul pyschological warfare program. This was from the time of the Vietnam War lol

  • @DrSmuggle
    @DrSmuggle Před 4 lety +474

    2:00
    Nyet друг is Russian for “No, friend”
    Blyat is Russian for “F#$k!”
    Couldn’t have laughed louder at this translation 😂

    • @monedameow
      @monedameow Před 4 lety +19

      Thank you, good man

    • @blobofink
      @blobofink Před 4 lety +6

      @Robert Who cares? It's a swear and I'm perfectly happy telling people that's pretty popular and I hate them.
      Edit is a typo that changed the entire comments meaning lol

    • @BigRed1595044
      @BigRed1595044 Před 4 lety

      hey hey друг, дай пятюню

    • @BigRed1595044
      @BigRed1595044 Před 4 lety +4

      @Robert it's like a much worse version of Homer's "doh!"
      also, if spelled differently, Blyad means "whore"

    • @justin2308
      @justin2308 Před 4 lety +6

      So, in reality, r/ actually UNCENSORED it? 😂

  • @bean3733
    @bean3733 Před 5 lety +375

    I just love how every chance he gets he says “I am a simple man”

    • @KitKatHexe
      @KitKatHexe Před 5 lety +3

      I know right it just it needs to be the new catchphrase of the channel

    • @tylerolsen3283
      @tylerolsen3283 Před 5 lety +12

      We can’t have a catch phrase we are a simple channle

    • @masked_owl5041
      @masked_owl5041 Před 5 lety +2

      Simple men are just like vegans they have to tell everyone all 2 sec

  • @Eric1SanDiego1
    @Eric1SanDiego1 Před 3 lety +6

    This story-telling episode is pure gold. You were totally in the zone when you put your spin on these stories. Best episode I've listened to so far and I've listened to dozens and dozens of them (probably approaching a hundred).
    Good job. You even had the presence of mind to tell younger viewers what a D.A. does. That right there is knowing your audience.
    I know this was posted a year ago and you might not read this considering there are 15k comments (!!!) but on the off-chance you do:
    If you are ever in need of analyzing an episode to judge your success, i.e. "what should I do that makes an episode most enjoyable to my fans", this one should be VERY high on the list.

  • @Nicholem718-1
    @Nicholem718-1 Před 9 měsíci +1

    I love everything about this one. ESPECIALLY the one with the entitled mom messing with the mute girl. I freakin LOVED IT. 😂😂😂

  • @milkeli
    @milkeli Před 4 lety +621

    As a Russian living in Germany: The Deutschland made me laugh more than it should XD

    • @frikkinpenguin
      @frikkinpenguin Před 4 lety +18

      Same here.
      Ich bin zwar nur deutsch, aber habe mir selbst beigebracht, kyrillisch zu lesen, obwohl ich nicht die Bohne verstehe.😂😂

    • @milkeli
      @milkeli Před 4 lety +8

      @@frikkinpenguin Versuch mal babbel. Dort müsste Russisch auch sein. Wenn du schon schreiben kannst, ist das ein großes +

    • @frikkinpenguin
      @frikkinpenguin Před 4 lety +7

      @@milkeli Ja ich hatte mal die Testversion, aber die Abos sind für mich als Schüler zu teuer

    • @milkeli
      @milkeli Před 4 lety +6

      @@frikkinpenguin Lexikon für die Grundbegriffe.

    • @frikkinpenguin
      @frikkinpenguin Před 4 lety +5

      @@milkeli Das habe ich mir auch schon überlegt und hab mal nachgeschaut, aber von Langenscheidt zB kostet ein Wörterbuch gleich mal 30€

  • @texmex007
    @texmex007 Před 5 lety +402

    1. 🇩🇪👏😂
    2. 🎶👌😈
    3. 💯👏😍
    Anyone else just absolutely adore the writing style of the first guy. He sounds like such a fun dude.

    • @viktorin6175
      @viktorin6175 Před 5 lety +40

      Yeah, and it might just be me but doesn’t he kinda sound like a simple man?

    • @squishyturtle4567
      @squishyturtle4567 Před 5 lety

      Lol

    • @space.apples
      @space.apples Před 5 lety +7

      I'm just a simple man, so I can't really say...

    • @kdmq
      @kdmq Před 5 lety +1

      Do you know of any way to put emojis on youtube other than copy and pasting?

    • @kronnie13
      @kronnie13 Před 5 lety +2

      @@kdmq 📱👍

  • @alanaanderson7260
    @alanaanderson7260 Před 10 měsíci +1

    😂😂 yo that first story is comedy Gold. And the dramatic flair with which RSLASH says "La Mentirosa." Is sheer perfection.😂😂

  • @papamartis
    @papamartis Před 4 lety +15

    "нет друг" which mean "no friend" and is pronounced something like nyet droog with sharp r lol

    • @amberkat8147
      @amberkat8147 Před 3 lety +1

      Okay, stupid question- what is a sharp r? I can only say r one way, I can't roll it or anything. (My attempts to do so greatly amuses my family, btw.)

  • @alexschettino1277
    @alexschettino1277 Před 5 lety +222

    The judge ain't shit. It's the district attorney you gotta be worried about

    • @lorriesmith5086
      @lorriesmith5086 Před 5 lety +7

      True that! When I was a Deputy, I'd call our DA for warrents, even though I had the legal right to search. (Major crimes.) He LOVED ME! I made it impossible for a defense attorney to question the legalities of my searches. One involved the brutal robbery of $250k in cashiers checks. Instead of "Search incident to arrest," I got a warrant and it was a huge win for the county. So yeah, the DA is definitely the best way to go!

    • @zenyatta6404
      @zenyatta6404 Před 5 lety

      @Gio Corvino prosecute any case indiscriminately? So they're grimy because they do their literal job. Ok friend what ever you say.

  • @lihi9602
    @lihi9602 Před 4 lety +129

    “But is it written in my contract?” OHH MY GODDD

  • @jyotiradityashukla4569
    @jyotiradityashukla4569 Před 2 lety +1

    In all the mess bolt leashed to a table so he doesn't run off to play with his police friends was the best part lol.

  • @mythicsb5170
    @mythicsb5170 Před 2 lety +1

    That first story was exquisitely written.

  • @greenzie7099
    @greenzie7099 Před 5 lety +219

    "I'm a simple man"
    Hmmmmm, that's what a complex man would say....

    • @maxplosion1
      @maxplosion1 Před 5 lety +7

      watch mojo: top 10 anime plot twists

    • @michaelbennett785
      @michaelbennett785 Před 5 lety +1

      Yeah like ego in marvel

    • @incognitro8240
      @incognitro8240 Před 5 lety +1

      I'm actually very conflicted with this man.
      He uses words I don't understand because of a different language (complexity)
      But he describes trains as "choo-choos" (Simple)
      *(Confliction intensifies)*

  • @bookworm2511
    @bookworm2511 Před 4 lety +450

    Imagine fighting a district attorney and expecting to win especially when she's got to the point of mama bear

    • @sorrystilltrying5062
      @sorrystilltrying5062 Před 4 lety +10

      So, you really believed that story? Have you ever read young adult fiction novels?

    • @bookworm2511
      @bookworm2511 Před 4 lety +19

      @@sorrystilltrying5062 what are you on about?

    • @sorrystilltrying5062
      @sorrystilltrying5062 Před 4 lety +5

      @@bookworm2511 it was a joke. the story sounds like the imagination of an Y.A. fiction novelist. Most likely not true.

    • @bookworm2511
      @bookworm2511 Před 4 lety +17

      @@sorrystilltrying5062 oh sorry I thought you were being rude and try a start somet, my bad

    • @Bigtiddiegof666
      @Bigtiddiegof666 Před 3 lety +6

      @@sorrystilltrying5062 My uncle is a cop and he said the story was complete bullshit, he said in all his years of being on the force he’s never heard of 4 cars being sent over something as small as that.

  • @utha5034
    @utha5034 Před 10 měsíci +1

    I LOVED that last story. One of my favourites, honestly.

  • @aniruddhc4613
    @aniruddhc4613 Před 3 lety +2

    Kids: Speakers
    Men: Amplifiers
    Legends: GENEVA CONVENTION BREAKING SOUND DEVICE

  • @miamafalda1118
    @miamafalda1118 Před 5 lety +368

    Nobody:
    LITERALLY NO ONE: *crickets*
    OP: “DiD yOu KnOw I aM a SiMpLe MaN?!!!!”

  • @violetprincessgreen8
    @violetprincessgreen8 Před 5 lety +250

    The District Attorney mom is my hero

    • @a.I.y.
      @a.I.y. Před 5 lety +6

      man i wish my mom would defend me from meth addicts in a mcdonald's

    • @schkjit3149
      @schkjit3149 Před 5 lety +1

      ShinyHunterPC78 same holy shit, that story was absolutely insane!

    • @Blue19324
      @Blue19324 Před 5 lety

      I want to hug the mute person

  • @ThePirateprincess23
    @ThePirateprincess23 Před 3 lety +2

    Man, that entitled mom in the second story got seriously burned 🔥🔥🔥
    I hope that dad got full custody of the kids, and that the entitled kid got a taste of he could be facing if he kept up the entitlement.

  • @warm_lemonade8915
    @warm_lemonade8915 Před 2 lety +1

    I am no simple man, nor a simple woman. I am a simple human and I rate that first story: 🤭 to represent La Mentirosa’s face when this all blew up, and 📉 to represent La Mentirosa’s reputation.

  • @tendainjovu721
    @tendainjovu721 Před 5 lety +327

    “Mom she is mute” “she probably just told you that”
    Uhm..... 😂😂

  • @Robinator1103
    @Robinator1103 Před 5 lety +146

    Entitled Mom logic: 13:20
    Sweet Girl: She's mute
    Entitled Mom: No she's not she just told you that she was mute

    • @shinyunicorn4745
      @shinyunicorn4745 Před 5 lety +1

      😭😂

    • @strahinjafilipovic9804
      @strahinjafilipovic9804 Před 5 lety +4

      Does mute mean blind or can't hear. English isn't my first language.

    • @MemesToa
      @MemesToa Před 5 lety +12

      @@strahinjafilipovic9804 Mute means she can't speak.

    • @shadowpaws7678
      @shadowpaws7678 Před 5 lety +1

      Ok I actually didn’t catch that on the first time but that just makes zero sense in hindsight. Then again she is an entitled parent so logic and commonsense don’t apply to her.

    • @shrek696
      @shrek696 Před 5 lety +2

      River Greystoke II r/wooosh

  • @PassiveSmoking
    @PassiveSmoking Před rokem

    First story: As well as "Is it written in my contract?" OP could have said "I said I would stay and help as long as I could, and as my new job starts next week, this is as long as I could". Both would be great retorts.
    Plus he kept his word, he really did stay as long as he could given his upcoming new job.

  • @Phantom.Gaming64
    @Phantom.Gaming64 Před rokem

    Nothing makes me smile more than having Entitled Mom getting the book thrown at her and getting jail time. :)

  • @glitchedjson4042
    @glitchedjson4042 Před 5 lety +126

    That last story was just *GOLD!*
    I hope the kids are fine now with their dad, and their mum *NEVER* gets to abuse them *EVER* again!

    • @WakkasLove
      @WakkasLove Před 5 lety

      That is also what I was hoping!

    • @GoodLuck-eh4sk
      @GoodLuck-eh4sk Před 5 lety +1

      Yea and i hope that EB stops harassing his sisters thats no way to treat family

    • @glitchedjson4042
      @glitchedjson4042 Před 5 lety +1

      @@GoodLuck-eh4sk
      I'm hopping that was just because EM was raising him.
      I hope that he gets through it with his dad. Especially now that there's no encouragement for his behavior.
      Maybe he'll grow up normal after an abusive relationship. That would be a nice change! Difficult, but worth it nonetheless!

    • @PretzlcoatlTheFirst
      @PretzlcoatlTheFirst Před 5 lety

      GUYS I HAVE NEWS KAREN DIDNT TAKE THE KIDS

    • @GoodLuck-eh4sk
      @GoodLuck-eh4sk Před 5 lety

      @@glitchedjson4042 Agreed i hope that EM is in jail in till there in there early 20s or at least in till there late teens i hope they never get back with there mom too

  • @KeikoArukara
    @KeikoArukara Před 5 lety +191

    Okay Entitled Mom vs. District Attorney Mom is my new favorite r/story xD

  • @josephmorgan3058
    @josephmorgan3058 Před 2 lety +1

    OP with the loud neighbors needs to just put Baby Shark on a loop.

  • @shirlycoh
    @shirlycoh Před 2 lety

    Ok, but I laughed so hard at the simple man's nicknames and slang to everything 😭😂

  • @strawberrilemnade9530
    @strawberrilemnade9530 Před 4 lety +582

    Me: *Doesn't know what a district attorney is*
    Rslash: *Explains*
    Me: *Thanks the screen and apologizes TO THE SCREEN*
    Me again: Wait a minute-

    • @noti7510
      @noti7510 Před 4 lety +12

      this exchange in my head
      r/ " a DA is a cop lawer"
      you "oh thanks"
      . . . .
      "hey wait a minute"

    • @jakesullivan9179
      @jakesullivan9179 Před 4 lety +12

      Imagine if she was an IRS lawyer.
      IRS lawyer-I'll make your life hell with multiple tax investigations. Kiflom.
      EM-DoN't TaLk To mE LIkE tHaT I'll SUE.👏👏👏👏
      IRS lawyer- Unleash the beast.
      IRS agents - Ma'am we're going to investigate you financial history.
      EM - Reeeeeeeeeeeee, I know the cops.
      IRS - laughs- We're still going to investigate.
      IRS - finds financial fraud and tax evasion
      Ladies and Gentlemen we got them. Then dabs on Karen with lawyer.

    • @joshvoid3278
      @joshvoid3278 Před 4 lety +8

      I know what a district attorney is from Netflix, shows from DC, CW, and a few marble TV shows use characters that are ether trying to become DA or are DA

    • @arm279145
      @arm279145 Před 3 lety +2

      You Canadian per chance?

    • @karenvasquez-mcdaniel328
      @karenvasquez-mcdaniel328 Před 3 lety +1

      @@arm279145 I can’t tell accents

  • @AmauryChihuahua
    @AmauryChihuahua Před 2 lety

    Even as a Simple mexican the way he said "La mentirosa" Made me laugh so much

  • @SuperSenshi
    @SuperSenshi Před rokem

    I love the way OP speaks in the first story... very eloquent!

  • @allofthereddit3294
    @allofthereddit3294 Před 4 lety +150

    0:09 - 5 minutes early to get There, 5 minutes early to Leave
    5:34 - Music Revenge
    9:48 - Entitled Crazy and Kid vs a Mute Girl and Her Mom

  • @waffleauflauf4213
    @waffleauflauf4213 Před 5 lety +382

    That first story 😂 I died at the "I ride the choo-choo all the way to my new workplace"

  • @asagothe_fander
    @asagothe_fander Před rokem

    8:52 how dare he insult Captain Planet! That guy was literally a big part of my childhood.

  • @strawberrysoulforever8336

    Hey, the mom just corroborated SG's story. EM apparently was so convinced the mute girl was lying. That, or she just thought the mom wouldn't know that her own daughter couldn't talk.

  • @julieophus1168
    @julieophus1168 Před 5 lety +195

    the only question I'm left with is
    Is he a simple man?

    • @coffeestainedstudio5316
      @coffeestainedstudio5316 Před 5 lety +5

      Not at all. He has layers, like an onion. Onions have layers, he has layers.

    • @dosg847
      @dosg847 Před 5 lety +5

      @@coffeestainedstudio5316 its you shrek ?

  • @GammaHunter
    @GammaHunter Před 5 lety +346

    That guy said “I am a simple man” seven times

  • @mottledmotmot2130
    @mottledmotmot2130 Před 3 lety

    Last story, when you said Bolt is leashed so she doesn't run off to play with her police friends, I thought she's going to play with dogs from K9 unit, which sounds so adorable.

  • @katherinehalling6630
    @katherinehalling6630 Před rokem

    "I am a simple man"
    Those words are never more dangerous than when they occur in a story of revenge.

  • @shout5064
    @shout5064 Před 5 lety +448

    I would inhale oxygen, but, well... I'M A SIMPLE MAN.

    • @bruhknight6197
      @bruhknight6197 Před 5 lety +2

      Justin Borttger would you inhale only 1 oxygen atom?

    • @shout5064
      @shout5064 Před 5 lety +1

      @@bruhknight6197 Well, It depends on how simple my means are!

    • @bruhknight6197
      @bruhknight6197 Před 5 lety +1

      You cannot get any simpler than this.

    • @shout5064
      @shout5064 Před 5 lety +1

      @@bruhknight6197 Ah, yes I can. It is, well, simply stated by all simple means, I AM A SIMPLE MAN WITH SIMPLE STANDARDS.

    • @mymaingotbanned_not5816
      @mymaingotbanned_not5816 Před 5 lety +2

      i mean, i would type a reply but well... im a simple man

  • @myexistanceissubstantial4954

    Just in case you didn’t know...
    He is a simple Man.

  • @GamerSawa
    @GamerSawa Před 3 lety +1

    1st story: 😂😱
    2nd story: 📢😡📣😈
    3rd story: 🐶🖌💀

  • @irisolivas2199
    @irisolivas2199 Před 2 lety

    Hearing you pronounce La mentirosa like that is like listening to nails on a chalk board

  • @sonjahaapanen_
    @sonjahaapanen_ Před 5 lety +402

    what we learned from this?
    he is a simple man

    • @MapleDubs
      @MapleDubs Před 5 lety

      s o n j a yep

    • @bolikde9389
      @bolikde9389 Před 5 lety +2

      Who tried to get rid of his stupidity by sticking a Vaccumcleaner in his Butt. XD

    • @ulfenburg7539
      @ulfenburg7539 Před 5 lety +4

      god that story was annoying. 1) he kept writing in other languages than English 2) he had to point out every second he is a ''simple man''

    • @ks05782
      @ks05782 Před 5 lety +1

      l a m e n t i r o s a

    • @Sprachitektur
      @Sprachitektur Před 4 lety

      @@ulfenburg7539 painful to hear tbh

  • @clurry9974
    @clurry9974 Před 5 lety +278

    I have noticed that Entitled Parents always say HOW DARE YOU?

    • @morijin1919
      @morijin1919 Před 5 lety +4

      People are just like this

    • @paulk.221
      @paulk.221 Před 5 lety +1

      Alohagirl 54 *HOW DARE YOU?!*

    • @katamariroller2837
      @katamariroller2837 Před 5 lety +6

      I LITERALLY CANNOT COMPREHEND WHY YOU WOULD DEFY THE AUTHORITY I CLEARLY POSSESS THOUGH I AM UNABLE TO PROPERLY EXPLAIN HOW I GOT IT, WHERE, OR HOW IT WOULD SUPERSEDE THE AUTHORITY OF OTHER NEARBY PEOPLE SUCH AS POLICE OFFICERS AND PROPERTY OWNERS

    • @Spuds3432
      @Spuds3432 Před 5 lety +1

      worst part is that 9/10 its true that they say that. I can attest to that. I've have numerous encounters with EPs at the place I work at. They are crazy people and absolutely hilarious to watch get escorted out by police because they threaten other customers.

    • @gabrielglover2649
      @gabrielglover2649 Před 5 lety

      Mr president

  • @antonissa8345
    @antonissa8345 Před 3 lety

    If something similar happened to my kid, I would use such an cold and scary voice that it gives characters like Pennywise, Springtrap, Jason, Freddy, Thanos, Bendy, Baldi and many more nightmares.

  • @dylanortiz9493
    @dylanortiz9493 Před 3 lety

    The guy in the first story should be a comedy writer, that story really kept me interested and entertained.

  • @Jad_h1705
    @Jad_h1705 Před 4 lety +40

    The mute girl's mom is now my personal hero

  • @The99Mustin
    @The99Mustin Před 5 lety +816

    All we need is a prison or jail for only Entitled Parents

    • @rSlash
      @rSlash  Před 5 lety +70

      Entitled Penitentiary
      This prison cell is too small! I DEMAND a bigger cell this instant! My sweet child has GOOD GRADES and he doesn't deserve to have his mother treated this way!

    • @The99Mustin
      @The99Mustin Před 5 lety +9

      I can imagine the guards stressed out of their minds on the daily basis working there.

    • @cheetahboy0127
      @cheetahboy0127 Před 5 lety +5

      Compa Yoshi Like NO I CANT LET YOU OUT STOP ASKING AND I DONT CARE HOW GOOD YOUR CHILDS GRADES ARE

    • @puppyton2793
      @puppyton2793 Před 5 lety +2

      BEEG BEEG YOSHI!

    • @bwuvvy
      @bwuvvy Před 5 lety +2

      Why Am I in prison I am a good mother and my daughter plays soccer so I shall not be put in prison!!

  • @-eternal
    @-eternal Před 2 lety

    This is right now my favorite story you've narrated.

  • @bethanypreston9662
    @bethanypreston9662 Před 3 lety +1

    Listening to your stories and hearing your laugh when a story is particularly outrageous was enough to make me subscribe. I am a manager at a fast food restaurant and see entitled people all the time. Your videos expressed in words how I feel on a regular. Keep up the great work.

  • @25reasons67
    @25reasons67 Před 5 lety +319

    Is it in my contract?
    Me: 🔥OHHHHHHHH🔥

  • @thatpalkesz3667
    @thatpalkesz3667 Před 4 lety +75

    17:54 let me fix it for you: "The difference is one is just an entitled parent, the other is a freacking Lioness"

  • @AnamelessChild
    @AnamelessChild Před 2 lety

    the first story seems so childish yet so professional i mean the words he uses are amazing

  • @publicfreakoutcringe1918
    @publicfreakoutcringe1918 Před 3 lety +2

    I love how the entitled mom got jailed, never mess with attorney's

  • @LandonJines
    @LandonJines Před 4 lety +257

    Right when I heard about the district attorney I was like:
    “This, does put a smile to my face.”

  • @ScrewgeMcF_ck
    @ScrewgeMcF_ck Před 4 lety +181

    Well... this video is a year old, and I STILL find myself whispering 𝓛𝓪 𝓜𝓮𝓷𝓽𝓲𝓻𝓸𝓼𝓪 , at completely random times.

  • @3emad.065
    @3emad.065 Před 2 lety

    em: HOW D-
    the best mom: i'm district attorney
    me: "stops laughing and scared as if i were there"

  • @TheDevilDogLeader1987
    @TheDevilDogLeader1987 Před 3 lety

    That musical revenge must’ve made those people below nearly deaf.

  • @Rabid.Jess.
    @Rabid.Jess. Před 5 lety +285

    LMFAO THE DISTRICT ATTORNEY MOM VS ENTITLED MOM IS THE BEST STORY EVER

    • @Konpekikaminari
      @Konpekikaminari Před 5 lety +19

      The only thing more satisfying than hearing about an entitled parent getting owned, is hearing about one loosing in a "parent fight"
      And being thrown into a cell

    • @myroomiscold5687
      @myroomiscold5687 Před 5 lety +11

      I mean... it sounds like a very very very fake post. But if it is true, it would be great.

    • @alphanightmare6664
      @alphanightmare6664 Před 5 lety +7

      @@myroomiscold5687 Even if it was fake, still entertaining to me lol.

    • @synkrncty
      @synkrncty Před 5 lety +1

      @@myroomiscold5687 Skepticism =/= fake

    • @sergi9203
      @sergi9203 Před 5 lety

      MyRoomIsCold of course its fake how can a mute person tell what her mom was saying on the phone 😂😂😂

  • @elrick44
    @elrick44 Před 4 lety +57

    But seriously, is that District Attorney mom single? Cuz I think I'm in love

  • @fruitymothman3255
    @fruitymothman3255 Před 2 lety

    "My mom's the county's district attorney"
    *There is always a bigger fish*

  • @EponaTrekka
    @EponaTrekka Před 3 lety

    Every time he says La Mentirosa! In that voice i crack up XDDD

  • @bulbapediathebulbasuar8188
    @bulbapediathebulbasuar8188 Před 4 lety +260

    “DONT MAKE ME GET MY HUSBAND, HE IS A COP!” And, “IN A DISTRICT ATTORNEY, I WILL GET YOU BEHIND BARS FOR A LONG TIME” made me go...
    😮 🥴 😆 😂 🤣

  • @TechyMantis
    @TechyMantis Před 5 lety +126

    1st Story-👏😁
    2nd Story-🧨🎆🤭
    3rd Story-👌

  • @MythicalMD
    @MythicalMD Před 3 lety

    I have no why he named her La Mentirosa 🤥. Spanish being my first language, I found this inexplicably amusing. Especially the way he pronounces it. You have earned a new subscriber. 🤣

  • @plungin8157
    @plungin8157 Před 3 lety

    Me: 👁👅👁 my cat: 😼 her career: 💩 Rslash: 😂 OP: 😈 Redditors: 🙃 Her: 👁👄👁

  • @oulos2236
    @oulos2236 Před 4 lety +373

    I feel so bad for the little girl in the last story that she had to live with her abusive mother and I hope the dad gets custody

    • @agatha6999
      @agatha6999 Před 4 lety +54

      Yeah I'm sure he did since he got the district attorney on his side

    • @BrokenCurtain
      @BrokenCurtain Před 3 lety +52

      Cooking meth in your basement is a big no-no for CPS, so yeah.

    • @relent-lass7510
      @relent-lass7510 Před 3 lety +20

      BrokenCurtain yeah, its a form of child abuse

    • @markdavids2511
      @markdavids2511 Před 3 lety

      And that’s what it sounds like, just a story

    • @thatoneotheridiot3361
      @thatoneotheridiot3361 Před 3 lety +17

      @@markdavids2511 Nobody said anything about the validity of the story, so go try to start an argument with that somewhere where people might care.

  • @ataino
    @ataino Před 5 lety +247

    Nobody:
    Absolutely no one:
    I swear to god not a single soul:
    rSlash: "I'm a very simple man, I only react to stories with emojies, because you know, I'm a simple man."

  • @flamesamurai6315
    @flamesamurai6315 Před 2 lety

    What kind of mentality does that EM have?
    "She's not mute! She just told you to say that!"

  • @vilstef6988
    @vilstef6988 Před 3 lety

    The DA Mom in the last story kicks ass so hard the ring of asses orbiting the Earth should have her name on it. I'm sure she arranged it so the Entitled Mom spent a lot of quality time in Jail.

  • @ethanwhitling9266
    @ethanwhitling9266 Před 5 lety +367

    OP: Hey, can you turn your music down? My wives pregnant and she can’t sleep..
    Them: No.
    OP: gets massive speaker and plays mo bamba for 28 hours
    Them: Stop.
    OP: No.

    • @birbandgames7566
      @birbandgames7566 Před 5 lety +1

      XD

    • @BobRossCat
      @BobRossCat Před 5 lety +1

      XD

    • @justapieceofbread8863
      @justapieceofbread8863 Před 5 lety +1

      😂

    • @spectralkits7769
      @spectralkits7769 Před 5 lety +1

      No. Play a constant ringing noise and wear some muting headphones so you can't hear them. (DISCLAIMER: this is a joke)

    • @Sorakeyblademaster37
      @Sorakeyblademaster37 Před 5 lety +2

      I’d play a combination of those beeping noises, disturbing Silent Hill ambient tunes, preachers, Gospel music, and ear raping pop music like Cardi B and Lady Gaga.

  • @SchazmenRassir
    @SchazmenRassir Před 5 lety +91

    That last story is... EASILY, one of my favorites of all time. Top three. Wow...

  • @a_z.tazzzfan8497
    @a_z.tazzzfan8497 Před 2 lety +1

    Let's go a bit deeper in the role of the District Attorney for those that may not know:
    The District Attorney is the chief prosecuting attorney that represents their government entity, i.e. Commonwealth, Town, City, County or State. All attorneys that represent their governmental entities report to that District Attorney.

  • @rinaofdoom1955
    @rinaofdoom1955 Před rokem

    This is probably my favorite rslash video. It's almost wholesome.