r/Entitledparents "GIVE ME YOUR HOUSE! NOW!!!"
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- čas přidán 3. 03. 2019
- r/Entitledparents think everything you own belongs to their precious children... EVEN YOUR HOUSE AND PROPERTY! Who cares that you bought your house with your own money -- their little brats should be allowed to use it whenever they want, and if you refuse you're just SELFISH!
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Hi
Second comment
Yea
rSlash daddy
rSlash hi plsn
“The CEO says you’re fired”
“I am the CEO”
SPEECH 100
DESTRUCTION 100
"i AM the senate"
Destruction 💯
Speech 💯
Very effective!
Indian boi 100
Sanic you dont know Skyrim obviously 😐
“The CEO said your fired”
“I am the CEO”
*You are not a clown. You are the entire circus*
Ture
@@bettyunicorn6132 Turles
Im a fidget spinner
I’m an 18yo Attack Helicopter.
he copyed his was one month ago channel channels was one year ago
“The CEO will decide your fate.”
“I *am* the CEO.”
“Not yet.”
It's treason then
*old man war cries*
Lol this is gold
What’s the time stamp?
@@casvirgile this isn’t a time stamp it’s quotes from Star Wars Revenge of The Sith when all the Jedi find out that Palpatine is a Sith Lawd.
P0
As someone with SVT, hearing about the story of the girl whose monitor was taken by the kid is HORRIFYING. I didn’t start experiencing it hardcore till high school and even THAT was problematic for me and I’ve had to have two surgeries. I can’t even imagine these poor parents having to deal with this with their barely three month old (at the time) daughter and seeing a child nearly kill their precious baby girl
"The CEO says you're fired"
" I am the CEO "
*everyone liked that*
yep defo
Ceo says ur fired
I am the ceo
Uno reverse
That's up there with Sylvester Stallone yelling "didn't break the law, I AM THE LAW!"
Hahahahaha i love that part
Someone said the like 1 year and 2 months
ED: I'm suing the clinic!
*The clinic: Right back at ya buckaroo.*
Lol haha
Uno reverse
Well yes, but actually no
Yes
Yes
ED after almost killing a little girl
“Why do I fix everything I touch”
I just spit my water everywhere, good god😂😂
Oh my god, comments have became much better. 😂
Mayonnaise stain actually made my husband look up and say “mayonnaise stain?” With a smile and laugh. I had to explain why it was “mayonnaise stain”. 😂
"I can get you fired with one phone call."
"That's impressive. Most I can get with one call is a pizza."
Nelson Hawkins hey don’t downplay yourself you could probably get 2 pizzas
Nelson Hawkins I shouldn’t laugh at this because it’s mean, but FUCK!
You can make calls?
Most I can get is a boat of platinum
Made out of platinum
"I've been friends with the CEO for a long time"
*YOU HAVE ACTIVATED MY TRAP CARD*
Polymerization?
With this card your heart points are now zero, now I banish thy to the shadow realm ED.
"Do you know who I am?" - words said by almost every entitled parent ever
Also! For those of you feeling for the little girl: I get SVT as well, and fortunately taking off a heart monitor won't hurt the kid. Now, there's a chance that she could have an episode while it is off, but most heart monitors take like 0.2 seconds to put back on. Also, they were in a medical facility, so if something did happen, the kid would be fine :)
*EB: "DADDY, DADDY! I WANNA PLAY WITH THAT DEVICE THAT'S KEEPING THAT BABY ALIVE BUT THEY WON'T LET ME!!" EP: " You mean someone else is putting the life of their baby above the temporary entertainment of my child?? noT oN mY waTcH."*
Kianna McDonald faith lost in humanity for the 100th time
and then the damn dad had the nerve to get mad and sue,not even trying to find my faith in humanity anymore!
Hey dumbass. It's a monitor not a freaking pace maker. Ive had to wear them before. They're not going to break. Nor is the hospital going to bill them instantaneously.
This guy is the worst virtue signaling liar on CZcams
J T you must be friends of that stupid bum of a dad or something cause wow why you mad for? Lmao pathetic....
Its funny cuz i clicked read more just as he said daddy daddy
My heart stopped when the evil dad took the "toy" to give his son. If anything happens to her daughter.............
linger368 I know this is bad taste but... so did hers
@@lukemckenzie0121 omg u ass 😫😂
@@lukemckenzie0121 Was going to say that lol
your HEART stopped
just a 0 iq kid ruining a life
This is so calm and I love to listen to this while laughing at the karma
Same
My hero was in her stall furiously throwing all her clothes on so she could throw herself out the door and cuss that entitled mom out 😂😂 I felt that energy building, that was great storytelling for a young person lmaoo
My Hero displayed a response that I would absolutely model. Obviously, trying to reason or politely discussing ain't working on these entitled parents. They need to be ripped to shreds otherwise their going to continue letting their kids do dangerous/inappropriate stuff.
"little poo"
"mayonnaise stain"
"gay water"
This made my day
*WHEEZE*
"fish juice"
Gay wate- what
*gay water*
Grandpa: *dies*
EM: OMG STOP BEING DEAD! YOU'RE TRAUMATIZING MY DAUGHTER.
:)
):
:(
F:
Yes
Optimist: This glass is half full.
Pessimist: This glass is half empty.
Entitled Mom: This glass is repressing me.
Yes, let the Newfoundlander run out into the yard. Hahaha, they are such fluffy bears. Newfies are awesome :Dsas
Reddit Post: *Shit*
rSlash: *_im going to pretend I didn’t see that_*
What the flip did you bring upon this cursed land?
Poo
Mayyonase stain
Heck
@@ducki3408 FRICK
"The CEO says you're fired."
"That's funny, cause I'm the CEO."
Priceless. xD
I love that he didn't let the dad know that before the dad made the fake phone call, I can just imagine how smug he must've felt while the dad was "on the phone". lol.
@@Ludricio My EGO and Arrogance levels would of skyrocketed as my feeling of total superiority over the father would be out of the ballpark.
r/woooooosssh
Time to come up with an obviously fake story: 1 minute
Time to type up said story and post it: 10 minutes
Getting thousands of gullible fools to believe said story: PRICELESS
“Oh no, your Newfoundlounds are going to hurt my kids!!!!”
Honey, those are gentle giants. They would never hurt your children. Also the fact that she just abandoned them is ridiculous
"I want to PLAAAAAAAAYYYYY!"
My gosh, is this kid Caillou?
Little mayonnaise stains like them are what we get for making entitled bratty characters such as him
ED: *I cAn gET U fiRed iN tHe pUSh oF A bUttON*
Karen: *Finally A Worthy Opponent, Our Battle Will Be Legendary!*
Sync from where did u get that? Leo kun?
@@rainz7427 it's a mEMe
Karen: *i’M CaLlInG yOu’Re MaNaGEr!*
What about Sharon
@@AnthonyFlng We do not speak the devil's name
The worst parent is the man who wanted his little boy to play with the baby’s heart monitor. Is this the right channel for that story?
Yas
Vergaron yeah, sure you would. You would be in jail for 2800 years for breaking the neck of a child
@veragon nah just kick them in the balls, usually stops them in their tracks
@@ongfrfr249 no jutsu is not really thing bruh
@@someonesomething7146 But the kid would be given a medal because of killing the baby
i just want to say that you and your voice acting makes my day. i enjoy putting my phone to the side while i work on stuff (art, story writing, etc.) and the different voices make it so much better than just listening to music.
thank you.
I love how you can see the evolution of Rslash content :
There's the fast talk arc
The moderate speed talk arc
The lower voice/better mic arc
The wife and daughter arc
“Just get a new TV and quit whining”
“Just get a new TV and quit whining”
... “Just get a new TV and quit whining”
Boi
ThatOneHufflepuff my parents would beat the heck out of me if I did that
Roses are red
Violets are blue
EM: “The flowers are mine and I’m suing you”
i love this these comments just keep my breath breathing
Ikr
Water is half full water is half empty
THE WATER IS NOW GAY
Lol
Roses are red
Violets or blue
This comment made me smile, thank you
If the he took my daughters heart monitor he will need one
“Mayonnaise stain” 100% made me snort in a very unladylike fashion so I wouldn’t wake people up with laughing at 5 am.
1900: we will have immortality in 2000
2000: gay water.
I question human’s existence
E
Wat is gay water
@@datguy190 Google it
James Charles took a bath in the water that made the frogs gay😂😂
“The CEO says your fired”
“Thats funny, because I am the CEO”
SHIIIIIIIIIIT
*POOOOOOO
abort mission!
Hold up.
Top 10 Anime Comebacks
bruh moment
"You mean someone else is literally putting the life of their baby above the temporary entertainment of my child, not on my watch"
🤦♂️🤯😤😤😤 this just hurts my brain
Op: this is a heart monitor
Kid:can I play with it?
Me: now hold the f*cking pho-
"the CEO says your fired"
**demonic laughter**
"I *AM* the CEO"
69 likes nice
181 nikes lice
@@Spacebugg 182 likes “lice”
@@dudeontheinternet12455 wat
Why did this make me remember of Helltaker?
"He says you're fired."
The CEO he's talking to: *I'm about to end this man's whole career*
why are you so smart lol
JJ
Apollo 47 I love your profile it is from stardew valley right?
@@essfamilyvlogs530 yes
We all want more of this, Right? Tell him!!
Kid: steals babies
Me: having order 66 flashbacks
He is trying to kill the younglings
Note to self, never let anyone in your home after 3am. I mean HIMYM says 2am, nothing good happens after 2am!!
Me: dies
Em: LET MY SON PLAY WITH YOUR COFFIN
I got a good one
Me: son dying on hospital bed
EM: move your god damn kid cuz my little shit is tired
Lol
Mom: *leaves the house*
Ek: give me your feet
Me:give me your feet
Ek:IM TELLING MY MOM
@@jasonmiller1532 what's sad is that it sounds like it could happen...
Me:comes back to life
Also me: shoves kid into coffin
Kid:oof
Me again:I did a world a favor
4:06 ED: Do you know who I am?
Nurse: You're the guy who's about to get arrested if you don't leave now.
😂
Martin Dao Ed:no
Nurse:*pulls out phones
ED:?
Cop: hello what’s is the problem
Nurse:*wispers to cop*
Cop:GTFO
ED:no
10 more cops come out
You know the rest
You spelled who wrong
Erica Watkins how cares
@@ericawatkins5843 oh lol
*WASTED*
Mayonnaise stain.... you DEFINITELY need to use that again!!!!
"I don't like them putting chemicals in the water making my children gay!"
"But it's not your pool tho"
IT MAKES FROGS GAY!
Unfortunatly she's not the only one. My friend is gay and he bought toys shaped like owl that his cousin's children wanted. His cousin wont buy any toy for his kids and thinks that they can play with some metal truck parts. Those owl toys are actualy pillows and have a blanket inside and are like some comfort pillow toy for kids. He bought two. One was green and called brave owl and other had Pink stripes or so. My friends cousin said to my friends dad why did my friend bought gay toy for his kids and that now they will get gayism (yes he said gayism). My friend never imposted his sexual orientation on anyone. He simply lives his life how he wants it and is realy a good guy. He told to his cousin to throw the toy if He wants, he doesnt care but then he also said. :"see if I ever help you again when you come whining to me"
Only you can prevent gayism.
*wHaTz ThAt?*
A heart monitor.
*cAn I pLaY wItH iT?*
mY ChILd HaS GoOD GrADeS gIve HIm ThE HeArt MOnItOr
The Legion yes honey you can use it
No iTz a ToY 👌
my respone to the Question: *_IF YOU DO SHE WILL DIE IN PAIN AND YOU WILL GO TO HELL FOR COMMITING THAT SIN_*
He was like 5... he would play with a piece of shit
Namely his father
"Gay water"
Ah, yes, when us gays swim, we turn the water we swim in gay.
What about the ocean?
@@dktamr1467 to many straight fish in the ocean wouldn't work
Is Gay Water rainbow colour?
NAME TWINS
"spoiled little mayonnaise stain" that line got me rolling on the floor
EP: you can't kick a pregnant woman with a toddler
Me:well I can it's just highly frowned upon
ASTROLGY 13 i mean why cant guys hit girls but girls can hit guys? I mean it should be noone can hit anyone or everyone can hit eachother
I would definitely kick a pregnant woman with a toddler.....she clearly needs to give birth to it right away.
Whoops meant kick out
Griffen no mattter how equal the genders get you can’t kick pregnant women even if they hit you first....but if she not pregnant fucking kick her to the moon
@@Erine120 I meant kick out, thx for understanding
Bruh I swear some day there's gonna be an EP who will be like:
*"GiVe Me YoUr SKIN!!!!! NoW!!!!"*
And says "would you f me, id f me" dances around with willy tucked.
mY BaAAabY WaNts TO pLaAYyYy, aNd I'm sINglE anD PrEeEEEgnaNT!111!
Ayy wendys
You still got those biggy bags?and breakfast?
What the hell Wendys
If a kid crawls into your dressing room and no one comes to get them, you are allowed to tell the kid it'll get a free puppy and a trip to Disneyland from mom. It's in the law.
3:49 “go back to sleep. It’s all you seem to be good for”
I freaking died 😂
One time i was changing in a woman's locker room at a pool and this woman brought in her like 11 year old son and yelled at me for being half dressed. I told her if he is old enough to be offended he is old enough to wait for you at the pool
Larissa Allison she yelled at you for being half dressed... in a locker room🙄😂
So she yelled at you for being halfdressed? At a pool? In a lockerroom? In front of an ELEVEN years old boy? He doesn't even have to be in there. When I was eleven, I wasn't even allowed to change clothes with my parents in the same room
I would have called the cops on this perverted woman.
I'm not sure he wasn't unattended though because he was made to stay by his mom while she changed (took off swimsuit cover) not sure how they planned to do the shower which was required before entering the pool. Obviously it had curtains but still
the creative anti-swearing edits are part of the show mate, good job
Haha that's a good point, they really are at this point, and that's honestly no small feat.
Mayonnaise stain nyehehe >:D
Don't be afraid to get creative with alternative cursing.
Mayonnaise stain is a brilliantly original substitute.
I’d like but this is on 420 likes
As a gay man with homophobic parents. I laughed out loud at "gay water" as thats something my parents would have been terrified at.
1:44 sorry, I just wanted to point out, I had to wait TWO HOURS for an appointment with a doctor when I was physical unable to move without throwing up...
"no you can't play"
*breaks tv screen*
wtf!?!?
Kinda like: I WaNt To pLAAAaaayY!!! I don't play then you don't play too >:[
it’s faker than my smile
edit: mistake
break the kids face
@@h1.w590 than
If he dont play nobody plays
"EP: He says you're fired.
Me: That's funny, considering *I* am the CEO."
Top 10 Embarrassing Moments For Anime Characters
T-Bird and now you have 5 seconds to leave my store before security arrives
I0I
Yea bet the EP is on a black list
Welcome back to “karens” the documentary
With that first one it would have been even more hilarious if that Entitled father called the company only to have OP's phone ring in front of them.
Gotta love when people don't realise the person your bothering is quite possibly the manager or owner of the buisness, regardless of how they look.
Curse words:Exist
rSlash:BEGONE SPAWN OF SATAN
*BAD PERSON
L
*non kid friendly person
T_T have you been in an elementary school in the last few years ? Cursing isn’t an issue just in inner city schools & “protecting” kids from swearing in not really benefitting them.
@@ROTAXD Telling them it's wrong sure can. I'm 15 and cuss close to never.
Me when I see an annoying entitled parent:
*I got murder on my mind*
Eagles Nation ak47s mac 11s glocks and 9s lol murder on my mind is a good song
MY BONGO CAT IS HERE WITH THE AK AND PIZZA KNIVES
Eagles Nation Yellow tape around his body
Same here but with more knifes and a shotgun as well as a VERY large hammer
Who doesn't (like besides other patents like that)
If someone had taken my child heart monitor, i would have punched them.
*the end*
"The CEO will hear about this!"
"I am the CEO!"
(I'm sorry I just had to do a Palpatine meme, it was all I could think of when I heard this)
Me: **exists.**
EP: *GIVE MY CHILD YOUR EXISTENCE.*
HannahCakes *hE gOt gOoD gRaDeS sO hE dEsErVeS iT*
@@stalingrad2204 *iM a SiNgLe MoThEr mimimi*
Muskett 23 which side did you snap 😅
take my existence I don’t want it
My soul or my life, you can have it all... *_TaKe My SoUl ToDaAaY! AyYyYyY-_*
Your entitled mom voice is absolutely perfect.
Completely agree. It has that perfect amount of whine to it while being whimsical at the same time.
I wish the response was:
“The CEO says youre fired”
“Weird, cuz i didnt say anything”
I know I’m 2 years late but my mother used to take me and my brothers into fitting rooms like that and I can say with full confidence my mother would’ve backhanded the shit out of me or my two brothers if we tried some shit like that
1 mom
2kids
Chillin in a hottub
They get out
Cause the waters gay
OMG I loved that vine... Good times. Good times.
@@elliot3292 agreed
12 yrs later it turns out that one of the kids was infested with the gay water. He now lives the gay lifestyle 😓😭😢
My lad XD
Oops it almost sounds like I'm on the entitled parents side
EP:hey can i have your youtube channel?
rSlash:No,you may not.
EB makes a diss about rSlash
rSlash:You little MAYONNAISE-STAIN
XD
Lol
The last one should be in a 'When Karens' are helpful/not entitled,' not here LOL!
Person: GIVE ME YOUR HOUSE NOW!
Me: you already have one
"she was immersing her kids in gay water" I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING 😂
Would be really great to find out her husband divorced her and married a man.
Ghaahahahaha
4:48 "go back to sleep its all you seem to be good for" that absolutely killed me XD
That moment was destruction 100
Father: The Senate will decide your fate
Guy: I AM THE SENATE
You can tell whether or not he’s had a good day, by the side notes and voice! And the side notes make me smile, and listening to these before I sleep is very helpful! Love your videos!💅
BY THE POWER OF “GAY WATER” I EXPELL YOU DEMON FROM MY YARD
(Edit)thx for the likes and happy new year
Edit: how is this still blowing up wth this is literally the most likes i have ever gotten
"Gay water" gets me every time 😂🤣
BEGONE, STAIGHT!
LMAOOOO
"Move im gay"?
Nahh
"GET OUT MY POOL IM GAY" sounds about right
Do I have permission to use GAY Water in the future for protection please? Pretty sure EM DNA will probably all react the same weird way which is horrible but could be a weird blessing.
OP: *texting friend* hey, there's an entitled mom and her kids in your backyard.
Friend: *already unleashing mastifs into the yard* what?
Enter EM screaming
GET THESE DOGS OUT OF HERE
**GASP** MY KIDS HAVE BEEN IN GAY WATER?!? I'M SUING U FOR MAKING MY KIDS GAY🤣😂😂
What does OP stand for?
Lunchbox15 thank you
@@jar7d overpowered
Who else literally laughed out loud when they called it an insanely long wait to sit for 30 minutes? Around here... that's the express lane. 🤣
It’s funny how I’m the 3rd story he calls the brat “little sh*t” so it sounds like the parent is calling him that and it’s pretty funny 😂
Note: “mayonnaise stain” going in my clean cussing dictionary 😂
same
Yes
who likes reese's with mayonnaise
@@milesedgeworth6711 me
@@milesedgeworth6711 cursed_mayonnaise
I really hate these stories, but I'm addicted to watching these videos...
Me too 😂😂
Same
My blood boils hearing about these mayonaise-stains. But still cant stop watching lol
Same
yeah they just annoy me and make me hate humans. The thing is 90% of them are made up so theres a little hope there lol
I LOVE how you make an Entitled Dad sound like "no this is Patrick"
You're pretty god at coming up with creative ways to not swear. It makes the whole thing a lot more funny imo.
Wow...
This makes me thankful my parents didnt raise me to be a little mayonnaise stain.
Me too
What about A nice ketchup stain?
Same
Yeah same here
Me: *Heart beats*
EP: GIVE MY SON YOUR HEART NOW
Lps medicine :3 I found the exact same thing except with lungs
Huh, cool
@@skyshale GACHA
Matthew gacha y e a h
Oof, I know there’s a lot of these
The second story makes me laugh when they refer to a half hour wait as "insane". I waited five hours, only to have a bandage stuck to my hair over my split scalp after wiping out on my longboard at 30mph and sustaining a nasty concussion. That was the "emergency" room.
Omg, there’s an incredible difference between this episode and the present ones. 😅 Good job!
Batman: *being badass*
EP: GIVE MY KID YOUR DANGEROUS TOYS!
Batman: not you again....
XD
Batman then breaks his no killing rule
Batman: I had to endure the jokers for years but they were just way too much
Hahahahahaha XD lmfao
"She had a bad reaction to the realization that she was immersing her sons in gay water." LOL!!
" I DON'T LIKE 'EM PUTTING CHEMICALS IN THE WATER, IT TURNS THE FRIGGING FROGS GAY!!!!!!!"
EM: *Enjoys pool water*
Also EM: *Shrieks in craziness when its owned by a gay couple*
I would also tell the dad that "You're not only gonna be arrested for damage medical equipment, but you'll be arrested for ATTEMPT MURDER of a minor, and that's a huge bill to pay worse than the equipment"
Mom:Can I TRUST you with him while Im with the doc?
Dad:Yea sureee
*2 minutes later*
Mom:i knew this was a bad idea....
Its sad when people think having a kid makes them feel superior.
Yeah like "I HAVE MORE FAMILY MEMBERS BOW DOWN TO ME YOU LONELY C WORD" like are you kidding me?
Yeah, my sister was almost an EP, men, i swear that one day i gave her and her son one hell of the scold with a loud voice like thunder because he could not stop picking things and throwing to the floor, lucky to this day, she is not a EP and my newphe is growing into a lovely child
"The ceo says you're fired"
"I am the ceo"
Kinda fitting for r/IDOworkherelady
Ed: the CEO says your fired.
CEO: I am the CEO
ED: *emergency meeting*
ED: Do you think who I am?
Nurse: I'm about to end this mans whole career.
Nurse: A person who is about to get arrested if he doesn't leave!
Me: HOLY MAYONNAISE-STAIN
Derp me too
Not realy cuz it was realy an underreaction i mean i would have punched him and locked him in jail and then just make his kid go to a psichiatrist
No, i dont think who i am
nobody thinks who i am ;-;
"I don't like them putting chemicals in the pool to turn the fricking water gay!"
Oh God that reference made coffee come out of my nose.
How else will we turn the frogs gay? Inter-dimensional aliens? I think not.
I'd be more concerned if I was the pool owner. The entitled mom may have made them catch the straight.
I kinda feel bad for some of the kids, theirs parents either don’t care, sets bad examples, or even SAYING THAT THEIR BEHAVIOR IS GOOD and wasn’t looked down upon.
" The CEO says Your fired "
" But I am the CEO "
:0