r/Entitledparents - Insane Entitled Parent ATTEMPTS MURDER!
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- Äas pĆidĂĄn 23. 02. 2019
- r/Entitledparents can get pretty entitled... but have you ever seen an entitled parent get SO ENTITLED THAT THEY TRY TO ACTUALLY COMMIT MURDER?
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rSlash hey dude can I make a video covering how crazy your channel is growing? Iâd like to congratulate you and Iâve been here for quite a wile and I just wanted to make sure u were okay with me making a video on it (Iâd be using a different channel than the one Iâm logged in as so if u were planning on looking at said video or something it would be on Gamma Velorum, there is one other channel by the name of this but mines the one with a star as the picture
People find the smallest thing to hate on, I enjoy your videos. You read them without any special fucking sound effects or cringey tones. I mostly only go to this channel for R/ readings. Every other channel makes me cringe.
Don't worry about the haters, they can stay hatin
Thx for explaining. Some of us didn't just take one persons word for it. We support you and of all the Reddit channels, I enjoy yours most as do many others. Keep it up!
or did you just see the video piss your pants and stopped botting (I do like your vids but, the evidence isnt on your side)
"Your son's leg is fine!"
Entitled mom breaks son's leg.
"No it is not!"
LOL this comment is underrated
Lol
Sounds like a post that might actually appear on this channel tbh... (i mean that a post like that probably exists, but I dont actually read reddit so....)
@@Nokielle lol I wouldn't put it past them either
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The thing about skinheads is that they're PROUD to show it off. So if someone is wearing a wig to hide their baldness, then protip, they're probably not one.
Skinhead people are like saitama in one punch man they will always when anything that will happened and thatâs on godđđœđđœđđœ
That EM was crazy. She shouldâve gotten a year or two in jail if she was willing to attack cancer patients on public transport.
If the ek got punished i wouldve felt bad because he cant do crepe because his mom is a trash can
Many people (bullies) try to "take of my hair" to take of my "wig"
And to say my hair are fluffy as my cousin say and are really hair and not a wig
I've never even heard of "skinhead" until this video, so if it were me, I wouldn't even know what she meant
Old gentleman: "im actually an officer"
Top ten biggest movie twists
My face:đđđ
I just glitched your likes. I liked it 2 times XD
Hell yea I agree
@@Boypogikami132 is it actually a glitch or u using alt accounts
Plot*
Entitled mom: "I know my son. He wouldn't do anything like this."
Also Entitled mom: "He's already been suspended twice..."
"totally unrelated"
1st story: itâs pretty sad to see a kid apologizing for their parentâs action...
Itâs not sad, itâs the right thing to do
No joke. People talk about a kid being a jerk because the parent is a poor role model. Pretty ridiculous when the parent's behavior is so awful that the kid feels he has to apologize for it.
Eric Iverson Well yeah but at least the kid knew that what the parent was doing was wrong
I think it's great. It shows that not all hope is lost for kids just because they have shitty parents.
Hehe Iâm the 150th like
"She tosses the books aside and starts trying to STRANGLE her son-"
*I'm sorry she did WHAT?*
she pulled an entitled parent move
This is why religion doesnt need to be overglorified its not as great
I think there was a line like this
A man needs to follow the rules (christian probably) dependant on what kind of an individual he is
So ems stop doing this and believe more in god in a better way
Let me rephrase that: She Yeeted the f@*king books and proceeds to Attempt F*@king bloody murder on her son that she gave birth to and had cancer!
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White Samurai
Iâm pretty sure any person that acts like this isnât with God. And God definitely isnât with them. Sounds more like a religious extremists who uses Godâs name as a tool to get what they want.
I love how absolutely shocked and excited he got when he found out that the guy was a cop OMG I love The Psychotic parents title and opening
9:08
Nobody:
Not me:
Not even the demon watching me:
rSlash: *Welcome to phsycotic parents!*
haha funny
I lost it when I saw that part
I litearly laughed also heeey demon watch squadd :D
haha how original
@@i_draw_whatever1677 me too I burst out laughing
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A wild entitled parent appeared!
EM used Persuasion!
It did not work on 21 Year old!
EM used outrage!
21 Year old still did not leave the seat!
21 Year old called for help!
*_Old Gentleman has joined the battle!_*
Old Gentleman used swear!
EM has gotten offended!
EM swore back!
EM used punch on the Old Gentleman!
*Not very effective...*
The Old Gentleman is in disbelief!
What's this? The Old Gentleman is evolving! Into... a cop!
Cop used arrest!
*It was super effective on the EM!*
EM is very scared!
EM tries to flee!
*The passengers block her way!*
The Flee failed.
Cop used arrest again!
*It was super effective!*
EM was arrested!
21 Year old used press charges!
EM has fainted.
Cop used, imprisonment!
EM has been placed in a jail cell!
*YOU WIN!* (and get to keep the seat!)
(Holy crap this took some time to type. If you could leave a like on this comment that would be nice. You don't have to though, its just a friendly thought. Have a good day!)
If the person who submitted the first story is looking at this, I wish you the best of luck in everything. Glad you feel better.
Edit 1: Woah thats a lot of thumbs.
Edit 2: Woah people are still liking this? (Thanks btw)
Edit 3: *_OH BOY THE LIKES ARE A COMING HIDE YOUR LIKES BEFORE THE EPS GET EM!_*
Edit 4: Wow people are actually still liking this comment? Now don't get me wrong, I sincerely appreciate every single like and reply to this comment, its just hasn't Rslash uploaded about 20 videos? Well to everyone who is liking and replying to this even after Rslash has uploaded so many videos, I appreciate it a lot. Each like and reply fills me with happiness.
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This needs way more likes
PunZGaming I love that, so good
But you didn't send any to mom!
Nice
"OG Was a bloody cop."
Top 10 Anime Plot-twists of all time.
UndertaleAndDogs ikr
Dat mom got copedđđđđšđšđšđđđ
NANI
NANI?!
Thatâs was it
She protecc
She attacc
But mostly she gets Karens off her hoomanâs back!
yas
@@queenofdogs01 hello đđŒ
@@queenofdogs01 all hail the queen dogo
omg I just found this comment again hi Rosi! (that's your new name btw)
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Can i just mention how good that teacher is for actually helping the girl instead of saying they will and just forgets about it? With how many careless teachers ive head about its nice to hear that.
Entirety of Reddit: *exists*
rSlash: âitâs free real estateâ
ok...
Nice.
Love the name
Fortnite is trash Your name is my bible
Your username is so true!!
Let's admire that girl and how brave she is to report the sexual assault. With that she also saved two other girls.
Exactly and I hate how the mom tried to justify what her son did any other parent would punish or beat their child if they did something like that
REAL MEN DONT RAPE OH SHIT MUST OF BEEN A GHOST TH- no but seriously sheâs brave
IMO itâs not admirable to call the authorities for a crime. That be like calling me brave cause I called the police because someone stole from me. I wish these were more reported as a lot do it out of embarrassment or shame . You should always call the police whenever you can
Please donât be angry 0.0
Yeah true that, when I was in middle school a guy was spreading rumors about me and other girls putting our hands down his pants, so I took on the problem by bitch slapping him so damn hard that I broke his nose, now it's bent to the side permanently. The other girls thanked me and explained what he was doing to them, my teacher asked why I did that and I told him what was going on and he said "you did the right thing." It's always hard and can cause a guilt to admit to experiencing harassment, but even back then I knew we shouldn't be treated like that. Millions of girls deal with the pressure of the choice to speak up or stay quiet and if they'd be judged or not. It's sad, but I'm very proud of each and every girl or boy that will speak up for themselves or for others, which I'm happy to be one myself who also encourages my friends to speak up when they have the same problem. Speak up and be heard!
I'm so old I graduated High School in 1967. Back then girls were expected to just ''take it'' because ''boys will be boys'' I got sent to the Girl's VP for kneeing a guy who grabbed my crotch and then slugging him in the jaw. She didn't do much when I told her if she tried I'd take it to the School Board. Nothing came of it but she did lecture me that ''none of the boys will want to date you if you act like this'' to which I replied "I could care less, I have no interest in adolescent idiots''.
That "Christian Mother" - Yeesh! My mother would be having words about her!
Coincidentally, I started playing D&D back in August of 2019, as I needed to fill a hole in my social life. My mother, who lives with me, was initially worried, because I have a hard time making friends, and also because she'd heard about the various horror stories during the 90's and so on. But, seems that since she has a lot of co-workers my age, she was able to get more info, especially after I started playing youtube videos in the main living room. After that, it was more the usual "Mom" stuff. Annoyingly, I'm dependent upon others to drive me around (I have Autism, which gives me issues when I try to take those driving tests). Well, due to reasons outside of my control, my one driver had to quit, and the other can't take me home, so my mother started sitting in during the sessions (actually makes things easier where my books and dice are concerned as I can leave them in her car and we meet up at the comic store the sessions are hosted in (can't wait until we can meet up again). After a while, I managed to convince her to participate, and thus Tabitha the Tabaxi, Way of the Open Hand Monk, was born. In short, mother's now the Crazy Cat Lady of the group.
Thank you for using quotation marks for "Christian Mother". She was neither Christian nor a mother - she was a monster. Also, your own mother sounds awesome. I'm glad she was able to put aside any prejudices and actually learn what your interests actually were, and that she was able to join in.
@@Kelaiah01 Currently, in a side-campaign, she's a Feral Tiefling Hunter Ranger. Haven't really done much, due to schedule and real life issues with the sub-DM's life (Main DM hasn't been playing due to their wife's health issues), but she at least understands that I like the game. By the way, I'm in my early 30's, and she's in her early 50's, for reference. That being said, she'll always be a mom - she probably feigns a little bit of interest in the game when I'm talking to her about it, but then again, there's probably some things she likes about it - I also know that my step-father and step-uncle will help me out in getting the books, and even my actual uncles and father did work together to get me the Core Rule Set (PHB, MM, DMG) and Ravnica for Christmas. As it is, I got all the player-related supplemental from SCAG to MOT, or at least those that are in book form. Don't have the Rick and Morty one, but not interested in that, nor any of the adventure books.
@@lockwoan01 That's awesome. :) Also, I hope your DM's wife gets better soon.
@@Kelaiah01 It's more like she's one of those with a compromised immune system, and given what's going on, main DM doesn't want to risk her health.
@@lockwoan01 That's too bad. Either way, I hope she pulls through.
Kid: **has broken leg**
Also kid: **is jesus**
Ep: punches cop
Og: im a cop
Ep: say Sike right now
OP:no
@@danabarnhill3465 EP: *suprised pikachu*
LMAOđđđđđđđđđđ
Og: Sike, im FBI instead
@@vgpjuno2608 đđđđoooof
Imagine punching an old person, who is a cop because you already assaulted someone with cancer
r/thatslife.
it's fake mate. he wouldn't find out the sentence if he didnt go to court.
Thombus123 i was thinking the same thing
The first girl is a total waste of space
@@Thombus123 oh
That last story got me thinking. When you have a kid, you wouldn't want to believe that they'd do something like that. You'd want to believe that you raised them correctly. However, I keep putting myself in that mother's shoes. While I would be shocked and have disbelief in the accusations, I would still want to know what's said and investigate my child's behavior at home. If it's true, then I want to be able to teach my child and discipline them to then that doesn't happen again. I would want to raise my children to be good people. Trying to gaslight a teacher to get them out of trouble isn't going to do that.
I think they guy wanted his wife out of his life but some how couldn't and saw the perfect oppertunity and struck hard...
Kudos to you...
Entitled Mom: Attempts Murder
OP: Wait... That's illegal
r/nuklearparents
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r/whoooosh
What does OP mean?
I know its referring to the husband but dont know the meaning of OP
@@mubnathan5147 Op stands for OverPowered
"Six inches of snow, so school, was of course, cancelled"
*laughs in Nebraska*
melodramatic dragon I see you are a cultured man as well
Me also laughs in canadian
@@t-seriesissupagay3965 still not convinced canadians aren't penguins or something
*cries in Missouri*
laughs in garfield NJ
I'm 100% sure the mom that tried to strangle her son is now in solitary confinement
"Hang on let me try this again, WELCOME TO RSLASH PSYCHOTIC PARENTS"
Me: PFFFFFTTT HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! (Tbh I don't know why I laughed at it but I did anyways. Hope the kid had fun playing DnD while he could)
I was drinking hot chocolate(Pregnancy craving. Odd pne for me đ€Ł) when I watched that part I choked on it because I laughed. My kid year old freaked out. đ€Ł
You know there's something wrong when its the kids who are apologizing for their parent's behavior.
very true
That kid is like: i wish i was my mothers father...
lol
7h
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"school was cancelled after 6 inches of snow"
Canadians: SHAME
Only if its snowed after 4 am and plows couldn't get out in time. Americans will sue the shit out of a school district over a minor accident.
eh its enough what ya dont want is 13
King of communism as someone who lives in Pa I can tell you there are good parts of it where itâs very hilly. Snow or ice on a hill = bad
CT-5736 Bladez no that is just fun waiting to happen
Lmao honestly that's how it would be though in Canada
This reminds me of something that happened with my oldest. This boy was harassing her for over a month. Texting her saying no one will ever love her, grabbing her arm hard enough to bruise her, slamming her against lockers, sexual comments etc. So I went to the dean and made a complaint and bringing all of the text messages from the boy. His mother came in the next day and had a meeting. When I showed her the text.messages she said that my daughter was over reacting and that her son was just joking. I told her about the bruises and my daughter being slammed into lockers and said she was lucky I wasn't pressing charges for assault. She started yelling at me that her son wanted to join ROTC and if he got suspended he would never be able to and would lose his dream of going into the military. I told her that wasn't my problem, told her if her kid so much as looked at my daughter again, I would press charges.
âAnd how can you not be subscribed.â
Me: *already subscribed* Well well, guess Iâm guilty.
The last one is crazy. "My son would NEVER do something like that. He's only been suspended twice!!"
You notice that the only thing OP mentioned to her that she addressed was the lip licking. She never talked about her precious son's comments about jumping the girl's ass. I guess in her book that's OK?
@@adriennegormley9358 No, she just pretended the teacher never said it and assumed they wouldn't bring that one up again if she didn't address it. Fair enough, it worked. The teacher really should have said "But he said (this). I agree that lip licking isn't hard evidence, but that comment was clear harassment." How can she argue that?
@@strawberrysoulforever8336 she didnt, she completely ignored it. she was completely checked out of reality. tho arrogance technically doesnt mean "denying the reality in front of u" i consider it the 2nd most used term for it. entitlement and arrogance go hand in hand. >_
@@chrislanglois8275 Fair enough.
When you changed to âwelcome to r/psychotic parentsâ I seriously lost it đđ
Stephan King might have been interested in this story about a homicidal religious-nutburger mother, if he hadn't already written _Carrie_ .
but like, the mom actually try to kill her son. but i kinda laughed too.
This isnt a Karen. This is Mega Karen X. Special Z move for more damage. Thats just insane
EXACTLY! I just cracked up
@@godwinsbraimoh995bruh
Just wow, that Karen in the first story didn't even bother to come up with a convincing lie. Telling that her son had a broken leg is absolutely hilarious when it's told that he was standing just fine with no issues at all. If you try to convince people to give in to your demands, put some effort into it then. It's pretty clear that Karen just wanted an seat from the front so she wouldn't had to walk all the way back to the bus. Because god forbid you have to actually use your legs to walk.
And then the bus clapped.
No, not the passengers. The bus.
She *_protecc_*
She *_attacc_*
*But* *most* *improtantly*
_She_ _got_ _an_ _extra_ _snacc_
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BRING IT TO 69 LIKES AD KEEP IT THERE
*protect
*attack
*snack
Platnium Clickbait 910
*protecc
*attacc
*snacc
@@crispcrasp8375 it's a funny way so shut up.
She protecc
She attac
But most importantly..
She send entitled parent bac
*bacc
She protecc
She attac
But most importantly..
she took the kids
She protecc
She Attacc
But mostly...
She Facc
Mister Adam I am very glad you wrote this
She protects she attac but most importantly she is Good dogo
If you ask me the mother who strangled her kid acted more like possessed by a demon than the Book ever could.
rSlash: shows the b word
rSlash again: doesn't show the f word
I seriously feel bad for the poor kid who's mother tried to murder him. His own mother. Seriously that's horrible. If you're reading this kind DnD fan, I hope you're doing well and know that I love you and I hope your all right, same for the boy on the bus.
I love you too kid! I hope you're still able to play. If not, Gary Gygax has a spot at his table waiting for you in Heaven!
Exuse me,but who's gary (last name here)?
Gary Gygax is one of the founders of Dungeons and Dragons, along with Dave Arneson (whose name usually is associated with the Blackmoor campaign setting).
Ik this is a few months old but thereâs been an update to the posts. Both the bus boy and the DnD boy are cancer free. Yay.
@@Psion_Phoenix Oh hey that's awesome!
Entitled mom: "he's been suspended twice!"
Me: gee I wonder why?
Entitle mom: "the principle hates him and I want you to go and talk to the principle!"
Me: GEEE I WONDER WHY?!?!
Boy, if I put "principle' in one of my papers when I meant "principal", I would fail that class. Don't forget to put the pal in principal!
I love the part when OG pulls out a badge and is a cop, *PERFECT* karma
I love the Wii music in the background :>
Em: *FALCON PUNCH*
Me: _she is to dangerous to be kept alive._
Em: im too weak, dont kill me please
Cop: so you have chosen *death*
This is an avengers level threat
Uno reverse card
I was thinking call the ambulance but not for me
PM: *strangles dying kid*
rSlash: *plays wii music*
Wisk this funny, though as life-risked kid in younger laters (cancer) and lost a kidney...
thats wii music?
Wisk the music didnât start there
Well at least the music is good
I have a problem
Doom heavy metal plays later.......
About the adorable doggo at 11:28:
She protec
She attac
But most importantly.... she get an extra snacc
Yes! I legit cheered out loud when guy revealed himself to be an officer! đđ
The doggo protecc
They attacc
But most importantly, they deserve a snacc
Yass I was looking for a comment like this XD
And a better bed
I am a christian myself and hearing about a mother *forcing* her son to live her way of faith is just stupid ... this is the exact *opposite* of what christianity is all about đ
Welcome to the problem with religion...
This is a perfect example of how to be a Christian and how not to be "religious"
God: Be nice and friendly to everyone.
Insane Christians: But what if they're-
God: Did. I. Stutter?
That story disgusted me im a believer in God I don't like to hold myself to any religion I like to set my own beliefs based on experience but I can't stand people who try to force beliefs on others because of my parent doing the same I went atheist for a while i later developed a belief in god but away from the indoctrination of Christianity
Thatâs exactly what Iâm thinking
Oh man, coming back to this two years later, I can see the improvement in video quality!
11:33 He protecc, he attacc, but most importantly, he get snacc
This is how many Entitled parents that gets sued
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Humor_pa_riktigt instagram:humor_pa_riktigt clever
It should me more then 108
it's pointing at reply?
Petition for CZcams to allow individual users to like a comment as many times as they want.
1 like = 1 signature
@@pentiverse6881 I am saying there should be more likes
OP: Sorry I just got back from the hospital.
EP: HoW DaRe YoU HaVe CaNcEr!
JimmyNeutron0376 hahahahahhahahahahahhaha
Also EP: YOU IDIOT
EP:Stop having cancer!
what the heck????đ
I agree with you, Mr. JimmyNeutron0376.
That editing with the psychotic parents was the best thing. I nearly laughed my lungs to oblivion
0:08 - Bus Karen demands a seat from OP the cancer patient, gets arrested (TW: Cancer, neo-nazis)
5:18 - Titular story - Religious Extremist Karen tries to destroy her dying son's last wish birthday presents because they're not religious, attempts to murder her own son in the hospital (TW: Abuse, assault, cancer, homophobia mention, religious extremism, violence, WBC mention)
9:19 - Neighbourhood Karen demands OP to shovel her driveway for her for free, wants OP's service dog to be put down for being protective of OP (TW: Assault)
12:16 - School Karen covers up her son sexually harassing female classmates, attempts to blame OP the teacher for reporting this and getting her son expelled (TW: Sexual harassment, victim-blaming)
"HE'S GOT NO EYEBROWS YOU TWAT"
my new favorite line from this seires
To the guy who had cancer, if youâre reading this, congrats on cancer free đ„ł
Loved the story with the "vicious" dog. Had a friend who had a very well behaved and trained labrador retriever. She had however taught the dog a very unusual command for when it was OK to go and greet a stranger. The command was "attack - throat!"
bro that dnd story was insane. Probably one of the craziest stories on this subreddit and channel
I feel bad for the kids who was actually not entitled.đ
Jauson Erake You can say that again.
I feel especially bad for the kid in the first story. That mustâve been really embarrassing for him to see his rude mother go psycho on a guy with cancer and an off-duty cop in the middle of a crowded bus.
Some kids are stupid some are good some are hell spawns eh
Same
Its even more a shame that there financial situation would be heavily damaged.
âShe tosses the books aside and starts trying to strangle her sonâ Hwat đ€
Karen: FALCON PAWNCH!
Cop: Ur under arrest
OP: POG! KARMA 4 U KAREN.
"YOU FING MILLENNIALS HAVE NO RESPECT FOR ANYONE"
she says as he's spending an hour to shovel a disabled person's driveway for free
"I'm hard working!"
She says demanding that the hard worker works harder for no pay.
hmmmmm...
Easy soulution to entitled parents: BE ENTITLED BACK. They wonât expect it.
Finally, someone with brains!
Idk why they dont expect it, their kind must have evolved by now to know that...
Modern problems require modern solutions
Entitled problems call for entitled solutions
Entitled 100
"What the f*** is wrong with you?"
Nicolas Cage as Cameron Poe in Con Air:"my first guess would be...a lot."
I kinda want a seperate rSlash channel where he actually reads the profanities 'cause I really think some of them would have an impact.
I'll be honest I can not imagine him saying any swear words since I'm already use to the censors w h e e z e
DnD: *exists*
fundie mom: *this is an **_unholy_** demon.*
Me if I was there: Says the pot calling the kettle black! You're literally the spawn of Satan! Now gtfo of here, you crazy psychopathic lunatic!
Clearly, you have never seen what one of the uber-Christian boarding schools is like lol
Imagine this, but every adult.
I donât understand how Dungeons and Dragons is supposedly satanic anyway. Sure you can play as a Warlock but a lot of the games enemies are demons, the undead and evil creatures like goblins, ogres and of course, dragons. Demons arenât the good guys.
If anything this mum should be praising this game.
Why is your username not
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Maybe not âusernameâ but thatâs what Iâd set the variable to.
The satanic panic was supposed to be decades ago, what the hell life?
Iâm a baptist youth minister. I also play D&D, Shadowrun, and Star Wars tabletop. Fight me lady.
I don't understand how people can't understand that it is just pretend and holds no bearing on real life thoughts or actions.
It used to be really evil leading people to witchcraft but that was a long time ago and has become extremely harmless.
She would but she's in prison thankfully
I love d&d I hope if you doing a campaign that your character gets to lv 20
Joshua Feldkamp me and my family are LDS and are aloud to play D & D. I havenât played the game but I would love to
I've had radiation treatment. It was probably a smaller dose, and was over about a month, no hair loss, but I totally understand the exhaustion! Seriously, you are really tired after that. Best of luck to OP and that cop was so frickin awsome!
The fact that Slash changed the backround shows just how SERIOUS it was
I'm just happy that the first guy is now cancer-free đđđ
Same my dad has gone through cancer to
You can pray if you want to
Fuego Araneae
Same â€ïž
Fuego Araneae same here
Fuego Araneae me too
Ep: YOU MILLENNIAL
Me: I'm Gen Z, actually
Ep: *CONFUSED SCREECHING*
Iâm gen Y e e t
I'm generation A .. from ALPHA :D
I hate this gen x y z q b ...* *sigh**
So impressive....
I'm a Xennial (micro-generation of people on the cusp of the Generation X and Millennial demographic cohorts, typically born in the late 1970s to early 1980s. Xennials are described as having had an analogue childhood and a digital adulthood - Wikipedia) That confuses the hell out of people, so I like using it ;op
Ee e err e e e e e we
âHeâs already been suspended twiceâ
Hmmmmmm I wonder why
Obviously because the principal âhATeS hIMâ since âmY SOn iS An aNGeL aND WouLD nEVeR dO tHAtâ
Yooooo đđđ I was not ready lol When you said sorry that wasn't entitled parents and popped up that entitled pyschoparents with flames, was hilarious! đ€Ł
A small Disclaimer: EK in the First story didnât mean Entitled Kid, it meant Embarrassed Kid.
I felt so sorry for him :/
Jackson Sloss oh ok
i can just imagine the kid being happy that his mom got charges HAHAAHA! most of the time with these stories the kid is bad too so its nice to see a kid thats actually good for once!
Itâs good to know that the kid isnât like his mother since in some stories, the kid will be as entitled as the parent
but now today!
That first story was so obviously fake I couldn't even keep listening to it
The one with the Cop OG is legendary. Absolutely legendary.
Edit: Also, congrats to the cancer patient on your win over cancer!
EP: *punches OG*
OG: *Is actually a cop*
EP: *Surprised Pikachu face*
@@wafflemadness199 â§ââŠ
Mia Firestream it was so satisfying
Amen
Biased Spam ?
Love that smash cut between psycho murder mom and the next story. đ
Man. Dude. That woman was insane and that's an understatement. Religions should stick to either literal and methodical enforcement of the holy texts (picking a side in each contradiction and STICKING with it) or taking the general virtues as a lifestyle and not force it on others. These people give the whole system a bad rep. And even those who don't generally can't be trusted to argue or debate with you, much less to not quote-mine the book. Idk there should really be more support and reason in the system
He Protecc
He Attacc
But most importantly
He make sure EM doesnât come Bacc
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Beautiful
*snaps fingers*
Is he samcracc
Phinneas Albrecht AY! One of my favorite meme formats! Liked comment for you
I feel sorry for the husband with the "christian" wife.
@Steve Abner When the message is to love everyone equally, trying killing your son for reading a book clearly violates commandment five
@Steve Abner
*"...She didn't come across as Christian..."*
Funny how a christian is never a "real" christian when a christian does something fucked up.
@Julian Stump Maybe she used to seem sane like how my grandpa seemed nice (he's very cold to my grandma and his own children now [he's nice to his grandchildren
More like "Christian" Ex wife
I honestly hate people like the wife in the second story. just a bunch of bs to make their children and other people bend to their rules.
Do you feel the happiness in his voice when the word badge comes up âșïžđ€Ł
Priceless
"Here is my monster"
That's a precious heccing bebbe!
Ep: * punches old gentleman *
Ep: Why do I hear boss music?
@@yedhukg3774 đ
Lol
*insert mortal kombat theme here*
I love the fact that they named him OG
Top 10 Anime Fights
OP: gives kid a book he wants
CM: I will literally kill you
*Uno reverse card* \]|€)
LOL
EP:Time for a fucking crusade
Or however the meme goes i forgot
No not op her dying child
@@FruityLatte It's "DEUS VULT, INFIDELS!"
Wow, the bus Karen story was INSANE! I was genuinely surprised by the outcome.
He protecc
He attacc
But most importantly, he got da snacc.
She strangled her dying son over a book. She deserves to rot in jail.
I just hope the kid is okay. Any updates?
I up that by saying, f**k that piece of satanic demon of *********************** a**hole
***stain
Mara Lorca i got an update the kid beat the shit out of her and everyone clapped
WPGcabby cool could you post the link to the story pls?
MegaFox woosh
HeâS gOt No EyEbRoWs YoU tWaT
legit my favorite line
edit: i had no clue that this would hit 70 likes wtf. this is a shitpost comment if iâve ever seen one but iâm glad this has given some people a laugh at least.
69th like ;)
Brianna Towery 98th Like.
Aww what an adorable little "monster" I wanna give her headpats :3
"RSLASH PHSYCOTIC PARENTS" love to see more of those stories lol
"I brought him Volo's Guide and Tome of Foes on top of the Monster Manual."
*Everybody liked that*
His mother Heavily disliked that
*Achievement* "One Last Adventure: Made a dream come true"
The mom trying to burn the books, wonder if she realized what the smoke would do to her son with his lungs already fubbernucked smh
Yeah... I don't think the lady who decided that literally attacking the prosecution, judge and law enforcement at her own trial is not someone who's applied rationality to any of her decisions for a long time.
I don't think the mom would care if the smoke would hurt her child considering SHE TRIED TO KILL HER CHILD
Wow. Ive never heard or seen the word fubbernucked before. 10/10 will use
@@mrfunny7309 not to mention the only thing on her mind is a zealous mantra of "GOD'S WILL IS THE ONLY WILL!" and anyone who disobeyed "MUST DIE IN GOD'S NAME"
it's religious savages like these that make me sick.
Those books together cost 100 to 120 dollars she's FLIPPING crazy also yeah smoke
AND STRANGLING
She protec she atacc but most importantly she get snacc
Petition to make psychotic parents a real Subreddit
4:09 funny how the KID is more adult than the ADULT
Yup
How is the parent 99999999999x more childish then the kid
Even he was embarrassed over his own mom. Honestly sad.
Felt wrong calling him entitled kid tho
Who wants to have RSLASH psychotic parents a real series like RSLASH Entitled parents?
Me
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES
Yes because I cannot believe these people exist and yet NO because r/entitledparents already makes me hate the world...
I hope
R/psychoticparents doesn't exist
Gotta say, love the interval after the DnD kid. Goes from chill Wii music to chaos, right back to being chill
Wheelchair Guy: *walks away*
OP: Impossible.
This video should just be called âmothers attacking sickly people and disabled peopleâ
True
The first story should be called INSTANT KARMA #INSTANTKARMA
If i was the EM's kid i would jump out of the moving bus
Religious Nut: *goes after people for their religion*
Me: *intervenes to try and stop him*
Religious Nut: What you do is against God's will!
Me: You don't KNOW GOD'S WILL!
she should have been a better mom now she is in jail for 30 years. also a person has a right to choose if they want to join a religion or not
People with that Christian idea of "the will of God" is the reason I'm atheist and questioned these people's understanding of the bible. You don't put 'thou shall not kill' so mothers would strangle their kids.
Note: I have nothing against religions, only the people doing the extreme crap.
@@gabrielho1874 i am not much for religion i am the same as you Gabriel
â@@gabrielho1874 I don't blame you. Because of the corruption in Christianity and thanks to the Westboro Baptist Church, I've lost faith.
One time my grandmother and uncle started going to a new church, there was a lady there who was going through hard times do they started praying for her then the priest comes is and tells them not to. They ended up going back to their regular church.
After reading that Christian mum story, Iâm so grateful that my mum is an actual good, kind, and SANE Christian.
6 inches of snow and school is cancelled? Damn y'all have it easy