r/Entitledparents "GIVE ME YOUR HOUSE! I NEEEEED IT!" Funny Reddit Posts

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  • @rSlash
    @rSlash  Před 5 lety +4867

    A stuck-up family member demands that you GIVE THEM YOUR HOUSE
    and that you BUY THEIR HOUSE
    What do you do?

    • @spriggan_jk
      @spriggan_jk Před 5 lety +142

      rSlash I would actually rub it so hard in there faces. They would be like a steak getting a dry rub

    • @PTX9017
      @PTX9017 Před 5 lety +85

      Call the police

    • @alpharius7630
      @alpharius7630 Před 5 lety +65

      Send them to the police or hospital or To the icu

    • @quiyendavis3258
      @quiyendavis3258 Před 5 lety +45

      Make mine dirty pay a small amount for theirs and then never give it back

    • @basrengangetch.2042
      @basrengangetch.2042 Před 5 lety +83

      Write the story on Reddit

  • @corbinbrier0
    @corbinbrier0 Před 5 lety +6974

    "-where an entitled mommy demands they make the holocaust more friendly.."
    *Pardon? Did I hear that right?*

    • @peanutbrainedbuffoon7913
      @peanutbrainedbuffoon7913 Před 5 lety +304

      The entitled parent is like "the laws of time and reality are mine! Reverse this real event that needs to be remembered for the future of humanity, THERES GENITALS OMG SUCH A ATROCITY WHY WOULD THEY PUT SOMETHIBG UNCHILD FRIENDLY IN SOMETHING UNCHILD FRIENDLY" entitled parents are actually jokes

    • @painfullythicc4717
      @painfullythicc4717 Před 5 lety +40

      IKR smh

    • @shadowcorporal4455
      @shadowcorporal4455 Před 5 lety +67

      I’ve been to a museum when I was thirteen one in Europe one Israel its very saddening

    • @quasi-stellarcatastrophe4555
      @quasi-stellarcatastrophe4555 Před 5 lety +15

      If only

    • @bojarororo
      @bojarororo Před 5 lety +8

      Im offended by your comment

  • @jonathanlynch8089
    @jonathanlynch8089 Před 5 lety +1342

    HIPPITY HOPPITY MY FAMILLY DESERVES YOUR PROPERTY

  • @johnb2127
    @johnb2127 Před 3 lety +62

    Fun fact: that grandma was putting her child in more danger than the coffee. One of the most common causes of a miscarriage is stress.

  • @infiniteshay8660
    @infiniteshay8660 Před 3 lety +115

    "You're just the cooking teacher, he will never need your class anyways."
    Ah yes. Because if there's one thing adult men don't need to do... it's eat.

    • @mathisonchicetawn8445
      @mathisonchicetawn8445 Před rokem +6

      She's probably under the impression that her *precious* son will find and marry a girl who will just cook for him.

    • @ked49
      @ked49 Před rokem +2

      No “real” men get fast food or have a “good” wife to take care of their child

    • @ninalehman9054
      @ninalehman9054 Před rokem +4

      Exactly my thoughts! Her subject matter is far more useful than his high school basketball games are. Now that is something he will likely never do professionally as an adult. Cooking is something we do daily.

    • @strawberrysoulforever8336
      @strawberrysoulforever8336 Před rokem +1

      @@mathisonchicetawn8445 He better not marry my flatmate then. She can cook, but I tend to do most of the cooking because I enjoy it more.

    • @captainbeastwinger4940
      @captainbeastwinger4940 Před rokem +1

      I mean I cook just fine without having been taught by some teacher

  • @neptunnae
    @neptunnae Před 5 lety +334

    Fun fact about pregnancy:
    Stress also has bad effects on the baby!
    Man that grandma was counterproductive

  • @a.b4714
    @a.b4714 Před 4 lety +291

    “Kids, respect your elders”
    *elders disrespecting the younger generation like it’s not shit*

    • @whiteleaf8293
      @whiteleaf8293 Před 4 lety +6

      Ah yes elder supeority cz they slow

    • @whiteleaf8293
      @whiteleaf8293 Před 4 lety +3

      And a bomb that stay to explode anytime but they die not explode

    • @a.b4714
      @a.b4714 Před 4 lety +5

      White Leaf ok calm down, lots of elders are pretty chill

    • @whiteleaf8293
      @whiteleaf8293 Před 4 lety +2

      Lots true but there is a 1% that is a bomb like that

    • @Boypogikami132
      @Boypogikami132 Před 3 lety +8

      And when we say “Elders, respect your kids” they snap at us and try to kill us for harassment bruh lol.

  • @dragonsoff-metagaming4985
    @dragonsoff-metagaming4985 Před 3 lety +108

    I loved the coffee story in this one. The lady can't even stop her pregnant kid from drinking coffee but thinks she can inforce it on some random person.

    • @yonpark6245
      @yonpark6245 Před 2 lety

      Sounds a lot like male politicians who can't keep their peters in their pants forcing people to have babies.

    • @davidhull7774
      @davidhull7774 Před rokem +1

      Love him or hate him, he speakin facts

    • @hardcorenativextreme
      @hardcorenativextreme Před 10 měsíci +1

      Either disillusions or probably still believing some old bs that has been proven wrong now and won't allow the new info in. I have a few relatives and know a few older people who are like that

  • @thatonetattooartist
    @thatonetattooartist Před rokem +15

    1:30 the worst part about this is that, this child will now be scarred forever because of that mother’s horrible decisions

  • @Governor2310
    @Governor2310 Před 5 lety +602

    Sees pregnant women smoking cigarettes and taking heroin: No reaction
    Sees pregnant women ordering coffee: Wait, that's illegal.

    • @user-cy7ki7ms1q
      @user-cy7ki7ms1q Před 5 lety +7

      How's the lumbago?

    • @NKGAMING-ri4qm
      @NKGAMING-ri4qm Před 5 lety +1

      anonymous the very much anonymous terbuculosus

    • @NKGAMING-ri4qm
      @NKGAMING-ri4qm Před 5 lety

      The first one must’ve been Micah’s mother

    • @pastaguy5511
      @pastaguy5511 Před 5 lety +1

      *FUfPiNg LuMBaGo*

    • @arran8687
      @arran8687 Před 5 lety +1

      Well these EPs are the result of pregnant women smoking cigarettes and taking heroin

  • @chiquitin_o
    @chiquitin_o Před 5 lety +2505

    OP: **explicitly tells EP that the games their child wants to play is not age appropriate**
    EP: **ignores them**
    Video game: **is violent**
    EP: [insert surprised pikachu]

    • @michaelmorrison1815
      @michaelmorrison1815 Před 5 lety +26

      *surprised pikachu* What no way...

    • @kaonashi1390
      @kaonashi1390 Před 5 lety +6

      😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

    • @UserName-cy9yp
      @UserName-cy9yp Před 5 lety +14

      I know the ek probably deserved it but couldn't the guy go a bit more merciful and give him a horror game THATS NOT OUTLAST. I swear, I'm like 15 and can play horror games no problem but that particular game is down right crazy-scary.

    • @krovianclass8772
      @krovianclass8772 Před 5 lety +2

      @@UserName-cy9yp yes I agree

    • @bobrandomness1055
      @bobrandomness1055 Před 5 lety +18

      hey, when a point needs to be made, a point needs to be made

  • @emeraldmorningmist
    @emeraldmorningmist Před 3 lety +18

    I really felt sorry for the kid (and husband) in that last one. The kid made some bad choices about the assignments but could make it up and learned a lesson. The way he reacted to the email his mom sent. Probably not the first time he had to deal with his mom's issues.

  • @RandomGuy_0946
    @RandomGuy_0946 Před 3 lety +9

    RSLASH: I will give up my channel for an underrated YouTu-
    Me: Shut up and take my money

  • @jotjotpoland2696
    @jotjotpoland2696 Před 4 lety +1491

    "MY HUSBAND IS A PROFESSIONAL HACKER FOR THE GOVERNMENT!"
    he is a *w h o* for the *w h a t* ?

    • @escanor6575
      @escanor6575 Před 4 lety +57

      Shouldnt it be " He is WHAT for WHO"

    • @illyGalSloth
      @illyGalSloth Před 4 lety +27

      I think she meant he's a cyber security guy or something, lol.

    • @cinnamonpirate5294
      @cinnamonpirate5294 Před 4 lety +22

      they exist. other countries try & hack into us, u.s tries and hacks into them. nasa is always getting attacked. call it "cyber security" if you want, but those people are a1 hackers.

    • @flyboy152
      @flyboy152 Před 4 lety +16

      Cinnamon Pirate Yes, they exist, but it’s not something they go around announcing to the world. Often, their own families don’t know what they do.

    • @batmanbeyond6815
      @batmanbeyond6815 Před 4 lety +6

      flyboy152 So then the Karen is lying?

  • @josephseditings1813
    @josephseditings1813 Před 5 lety +437

    Someone: **breathes**
    EM : HOW DARE YOU STEAL MY SONS AIR?!?!?!?

    • @tanyastefoglo1492
      @tanyastefoglo1492 Před 5 lety +19

      Joseph's Editings
      Someone: ...I need it to live
      EM: MY SON *DESERVES* YOUR AIR. IN FACT, GIVE HIM YOUR LUNGS.

    • @tom7601
      @tom7601 Před 5 lety

      Oh I get it "breathes"!

    • @AntexRBLX
      @AntexRBLX Před 5 lety +1

      *breathes
      r/iamverysmart

    • @josephseditings1813
      @josephseditings1813 Před 5 lety +1

      @@AntexRBLX ye.... Sorry ama edit it now

    • @charliethomas3739
      @charliethomas3739 Před 5 lety +1

      i didn't steal if the whole worlds using it

  • @_moondire_7771
    @_moondire_7771 Před 3 lety +4

    After I saw ‘Outlast’ I knew that kid was in for a rough night.

  • @climaxstriker
    @climaxstriker Před 3 lety +5

    Gotta hand it to the entitled kid in the teacher story, he was at least honest.

  • @ChickenNugget-cd1on
    @ChickenNugget-cd1on Před 5 lety +822

    Employee: this museum is for 14 and up
    Em: How is she supposed to learn
    Me: School.

    • @hayleyscomet3447
      @hayleyscomet3447 Před 5 lety +6

      Eric peterson truth.

    • @comicsansstudio7449
      @comicsansstudio7449 Před 5 lety +39

      Well... shes three..But still your not wrong tbh. My lil sister, who is conveniently also three. Has learned about dozens of different dinosaurs including, but not limited to; Ankylosourus, Paralophosourus, Diploticus, Gallamimus, Pachysephilosourus, and even Allousaurus, yes those are all real, and most kids *older* than her most likely havent even HEARD of them(wich in itself is impressive enough) but whats more, she learned all of it just from watching Jurassic Park movies and a kid and his dad play with dinosaur toys on *CZcams* . Which only goes to show, some parents need to stop complaining about things CLEARLY labeled as "Not child friendly" take their hand off of thr "I want to speak to your manager." and "Censor this now!" Buttons and realize that if they are really that concerned with their child's education, a Meuseum is not exactly the best place to learn. While they make great family trips and you can learn a thing or two, its best to just head to the library, or just put your kid in front of a TV and swich on "Little Einstein's" or something, ANYTHIN even the slightest bit sensible.
      [Edit: Jesus Christ, did not realize how long my comment was, sorry and thumbs up to whoever managed to read through the whole thing without rolling their eyes or sighing. 🤗]

    • @thecourtjester2610
      @thecourtjester2610 Před 5 lety +6

      Books

    • @catboychemicals6630
      @catboychemicals6630 Před 5 lety +7

      Edit: Abc Mouse

    • @caydenhi2190
      @caydenhi2190 Před 5 lety +3

      True

  • @woof6056
    @woof6056 Před 5 lety +374

    My Grandfather is a Holocaust survivor. Proud to say he's still alive and walks to Synagogue every day!

    • @crimson9483
      @crimson9483 Před 5 lety +25

      YOUR GRANDFATHER IS A G RESPECT 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

    • @stargazer378
      @stargazer378 Před 5 lety +17

      Catholic here, I got to say, you're grandpa deserves a limousine ride to heaven! Tell him that he's a good man and I hope he lives a long and happy life!

    • @woof6056
      @woof6056 Před 5 lety +11

      ​@The Little Brother whether or not you believe me isn't my problem.

    • @Geekypoodle
      @Geekypoodle Před 5 lety +7

      Nice to hear your grandfather is still alive and able to enjoy life

    • @ajaxmaye2520
      @ajaxmaye2520 Před 5 lety +4

      Tell your grandfather that he deserves all the amazing things in the universe.

  • @zombieturtle4005
    @zombieturtle4005 Před 3 lety +9

    Him saying the little ">:(" made me laugh so much and I don't even know why it's so funny. I love these videos. Keep up the great work please. :3

  • @blueberrycupcake5144
    @blueberrycupcake5144 Před 3 lety +3

    "Lets swap homes and when i say swap homes I mean you will buy my condo while I get your house for free and then I need to renovate my new home and when I say I need to renovate it I mean you will renovate it for me. Isn't that a great deal?"

  • @Athlynne
    @Athlynne Před 4 lety +1136

    Ugh. Every time an OP declines to press charges, somewhere, a Karen craps out a kid and is transformed into an EP.

    • @codyjohnson6427
      @codyjohnson6427 Před 4 lety +27

      Damnit

    • @jesserodriguez156
      @jesserodriguez156 Před 4 lety +16

      I just think do it please remove them from the world you have nothing to lose

    • @glaciaswasthebestwebcomic8992
      @glaciaswasthebestwebcomic8992 Před 4 lety +12

      You sure it’s just not to get child support then sue them when their older for more money

    • @revanruler6404
      @revanruler6404 Před 4 lety +24

      agreed karens need to be taught a lesson, you should always press charges

    • @millz5403
      @millz5403 Před 4 lety +6

      Yay the gender of my baby is a....
      Turd.

  • @paradoxvalestein9118
    @paradoxvalestein9118 Před 4 lety +738

    "then I opened OUTLAST" pro gamer move right there

    • @thatpumpkingirl
      @thatpumpkingirl Před 3 lety +21

      OUTLAST is scary as all hell, but is still super fun to play on

    • @naranara1690
      @naranara1690 Před 3 lety +9

      "Little piggy go home!"

    • @r603burakkusuta2
      @r603burakkusuta2 Před 3 lety +14

      @@thatpumpkingirl I like how the huge fat ex-military guy that calls you Little Pig actually knows what's going on with the govt and cult and is trying to stop it.

    • @stingraykitten1796
      @stingraykitten1796 Před 3 lety +4

      YES 😂

    • @ecstaticfish9072
      @ecstaticfish9072 Před 3 lety +4

      Yup... some bad shit gonna happen here boi

  • @fairladykd6734
    @fairladykd6734 Před 3 lety +4

    ALWAYS press charges or they'll keep getting away with it!

    • @TheMouseAvenger
      @TheMouseAvenger Před 2 lety

      Well, going to court can be a big hassle.

    • @fairladykd6734
      @fairladykd6734 Před 2 lety

      @@TheMouseAvenger More so than the Karen? Maybe but that's why they keep acting a fool! BTW like your name

  • @jakstrieder
    @jakstrieder Před 3 lety +1

    that last story is one of the best I know, thought the last e-mail I sent to her would be.
    "well.. you better hope he can hack paper too cause I just printed all of our e-mail's off and will print off any more as they came in. have a good day."
    I too wonder if they ever got her back home lol I'd love to hear that end of the story.

  • @kurse0
    @kurse0 Před 5 lety +322

    EP: MAKE THE HOLOCAUST MORE CHILD FRIENDLY!
    Me: Nein.
    EP: - unfathomable angry noises-

    • @rahinaakua1601
      @rahinaakua1601 Před 5 lety +18

      HOW DARE YOU ANSWERING IN ANOTHER LANGUAGE

    • @vijonux1360
      @vijonux1360 Před 5 lety +8

      @@rahinaakua1601 **Mehr Deutsch das du nicht verstehst** >:3c

    • @ConsarnitTokkori
      @ConsarnitTokkori Před 5 lety +1

      actually the question was in another language but sure

    • @rahinaakua1601
      @rahinaakua1601 Před 5 lety

      @@vijonux1360 Alles verstanden :)

    • @jst4077
      @jst4077 Před 5 lety +5

      My Grandpa from Holland was in the 2nd WW at the age of 15 years old. At a very young age both my Mom and Grandpa would tell me about the war. As I got older the more I learned. My Grandpa also made me a scrapbook of his life as well as his patches off his Red Cross uniform.
      This is stuff that cannot be hidden or changed no matter how much people whine and bitch about!!!! Think of all the children that actually went through that!!!
      My Grandpa was the only family member to immigrate to Canada after the war. Unfortunately right now I can't remember the ship he came over on.
      Thank you to all who have served and will in the future. Much respect ❤️

  • @pamelasambansoy157
    @pamelasambansoy157 Před 5 lety +683

    What? No puppy bloopers?! How dare you! Give me your channel right now or I'll sue!
    😂😂😂

    • @ryanjapan3113
      @ryanjapan3113 Před 5 lety +9

      Pamela Sam Bansoy but you don’t have a puppy how are YOU gonna have puppy bloopers?

    • @Adrian.006
      @Adrian.006 Před 5 lety +12

      Ryan Japan rslash could give her the puppy bloopers so she could post it

    • @joffreybaratheon1874
      @joffreybaratheon1874 Před 5 lety +5

      get rid of the laughing faces they ruin the comment

    • @pamelasambansoy157
      @pamelasambansoy157 Před 5 lety +8

      @@joffreybaratheon1874 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @compyguy
      @compyguy Před 5 lety +6

      Due to the fact they aren’t any puppy bloopers you’re leagaly entietled to the puppy
      🚶🏼‍♀️
      🏒
      🐕

  • @bengallup9321
    @bengallup9321 Před rokem +1

    Last story: I'd be very tempted to press charges if I were that teacher.

  • @SoloQueueSuffering
    @SoloQueueSuffering Před 3 lety

    12:17
    Actually, a cooking class sounds like one of the few classes you can't whip the "well its not gonna help me" excuse

  • @Memo_The_Llama
    @Memo_The_Llama Před 4 lety +316

    "CHANGE HIS GRADE"
    "Okay I changed it from an F to an E"

  • @dysphoreos1971
    @dysphoreos1971 Před 5 lety +408

    No one:
    Not even a sound:
    Not a soul:
    Entitled moms: HOW DARE YOU!?!?!?!?

    • @leftleginleftlegout
      @leftleginleftlegout Před 5 lety +6

      I hope I don’t encounter a entitled person when I’m playing UNO

    • @HamoTheUltimate
      @HamoTheUltimate Před 5 lety +5

      Sometimes,i just wanna pick a knife,then stab them in their hearts 20 times,the stab her face until i crush their skulls and their brains come out in pieces and open their bodies then burning their lungs and make a flood of blood everywhere.

    • @galaxycat3024
      @galaxycat3024 Před 5 lety +3

      ​@@HamoTheUltimate …. That is dark as fuck. (Sorry for the bad language! For the entitled moms, does it need to be censored? Or do they need to learn?

    • @dysphoreos1971
      @dysphoreos1971 Před 5 lety +1

      Hamo Same

    • @galaxycat3024
      @galaxycat3024 Před 5 lety +1

      @@dysphoreos1971 Mhm! XD

  • @susansusan6612
    @susansusan6612 Před 2 lety +1

    That last story the teacher should have pressed charges.... one of these days, someone might not be so lucky and fall victim of her scam.

  • @mr.mossthesauceboss3292
    @mr.mossthesauceboss3292 Před 2 lety +1

    Jesus Christ, the second story legit reminds me of my family, I won’t go into specifics (unless asked) but basically my family thought my great grandmother wanted to go into a home instead of my grandparents farm

  • @gregarybrown9896
    @gregarybrown9896 Před 3 lety +395

    EM: CHANGE HIS GRADE ITS AN F AND THATS NOT OK
    Teacher: Haha okay. **makes it an F-**

    • @tyrone2629
      @tyrone2629 Před 3 lety +5

      Hello Lord Sidious. How is your empire ruling holding up?

    • @gregarybrown9896
      @gregarybrown9896 Před 3 lety +11

      MegaPugNite Uuuhhhhh... Who's Lord Sidious? He sounds like a cool gu- I mean a really bad and evil and stupid guy. All Sith are bad, and I'm obviously not one. Definitely not

    • @yoshtrooper6938
      @yoshtrooper6938 Před 3 lety +10

      Teacher: UNLIMIITEEEEED POWEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRR

    • @quinnw919
      @quinnw919 Před 3 lety +1

      Ah, the Chancellor, I’ve been looking for you, there are some matters to discuss in your office.

    • @gregarybrown9896
      @gregarybrown9896 Před 3 lety +1

      Team SHDW a surprise to be sure, but a welcome one. What's up?

  • @75flash
    @75flash Před 4 lety +658

    As soon as this dude said "outlast", I just bursted into laughter

    • @nop269
      @nop269 Před 4 lety +10

      Same

    • @75flash
      @75flash Před 4 lety +21

      @@nop269 I think every gamer did

    • @christiankopet5891
      @christiankopet5891 Před 4 lety +18

      I am 22, have beaten that game twice, and it STILL scares the hell out of me.

    • @derriquethefreak1820
      @derriquethefreak1820 Před 4 lety +24

      I am 13 and I have this game and something similar happened to me, with Outlast. My Nephew Love's scary games and then I introduced him to Outlast. He cried in less than 10 minutes and I realized he played one of the old Mario games and that's what he thought a scary game was( WTF?) And I just burst into a fit of laughter 😂

    • @derpypenguins.daGOAT
      @derpypenguins.daGOAT Před 4 lety +11

      When I heard outlast I thought hmmm🤨 this can't end in the Slightest bit good 😂

  • @ilovecodexe49
    @ilovecodexe49 Před 2 lety +1

    EM: MAKE HOLCAUST KID FRIENDLY!!!
    Me: A snail has more logic than you.

  • @bebra5663
    @bebra5663 Před 3 lety +272

    Op: opens outlast and let's a little kid play it
    SATAN: lemme just say I'm a huge fan

    • @arthurpendragon8192
      @arthurpendragon8192 Před 3 lety +9

      Underrated comment

    • @ShadowWolf14__
      @ShadowWolf14__ Před 3 lety +3

      XD

    • @anthonyrodriguez8788
      @anthonyrodriguez8788 Před 3 lety +3

      to be fair given the time frame I can't imagine that the kid got past the first jumpscare which is just a tv screaming at you, he might not have even made it past the lights turning off depending on how quickly he adapted to the controls.

    • @bebra5663
      @bebra5663 Před 3 lety +1

      @@arthurpendragon8192 thanks

    • @Niskara
      @Niskara Před 3 lety +1

      @@anthonyrodriguez8788 or, op was later in the game where he turned the game on.

  • @apatheticpumpkin1090
    @apatheticpumpkin1090 Před 4 lety +556

    EM: "It's not like he needs the stuff you teach him anyways. Change His Grade."
    Me: Ok
    *Writes F-*

  • @ricklewis350
    @ricklewis350 Před 3 lety +1

    "Im sorry, these are adult games. But tell you what, if your kid can describe what the 'birds and the bees' are in detail and without help, I'll let him play for a couple hours." This wouldve been my response to the entitled Aunt in the story by Electricvoice28

  • @korach1
    @korach1 Před 2 lety

    LMFAOOO I lost it at the little ">:( hmph" at the end of the video 😭

  • @TanyaSapien
    @TanyaSapien Před 5 lety +157

    had to pause at 7:30 "I open outlast...."
    the troll side is strong with this one...

  • @kelleycondon6504
    @kelleycondon6504 Před 4 lety +400

    I could maybe see an older women mentioning to the pregnant women that the coffee isn't good for her at most maybe bluntly, but to genuinely harass her like that she really must of had a screw loose

    • @LionessMB
      @LionessMB Před 4 lety +32

      IKR? I feel bad for the older woman's daughter! I mean really.... it's RUDE to grab someone's coffee that THEY PAYED for!! and then throw it in the TRASH!!!! THEN TRY TO GRAB THEIR SECOND COFFEE TOO!!!!!
      UGH THAT WOMAN! huffffff silly people! |:

    • @georgetserovski8386
      @georgetserovski8386 Před 3 lety +2

      in my country we call it "на теб ти хлопа дъската" aka "you'r plank is flopping"

    • @fairladykd6734
      @fairladykd6734 Před 3 lety +1

      No, People need to mind their own damn business - PLEASE NEVER do this to anyone!

    • @Spagg0t
      @Spagg0t Před 3 lety +2

      she's probably not allowed to see her own grandkids for similar reasons

    • @theeyesofthefarshore5638
      @theeyesofthefarshore5638 Před 2 lety

      She didn't just have a screw loose. She had the whole mechanism missing

  • @melissaharris3890
    @melissaharris3890 Před rokem

    'that will make you have the baby early'
    *looks at 8 month pregnant belly*
    "ok, I'll have 2 more please"

  • @Zackbuizel
    @Zackbuizel Před 11 měsíci +1

    The video game story reminds me of MANY times working at gamestop and trying to explain why a 6 - 14 yo shouldnt be playing GTAV. Moms not listening and buying the game anyways...then coming back the next day demanding to know why we didnt tell them that you could get lap dances and stuff in the game...something we went over...everytime we sold the game to a parent buying for their kid...it was astonishing how many times this happened

  • @sinisterspringtrap9637
    @sinisterspringtrap9637 Před 5 lety +357

    Em: let him play
    Me: its not for kids
    Em: let him play
    Me: ok
    Ek: mom, its too scary
    Em: HoW DaRe YoU

  • @akiishida9296
    @akiishida9296 Před 4 lety +381

    *''I say ok to both mom and child and take the kid with me. I open Outlast''*
    HAHAHAHHAHA WHAT A SAVAGE HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

    • @nidhalsormali3051
      @nidhalsormali3051 Před 4 lety +2

      ;-;

    • @freenerdman7736
      @freenerdman7736 Před 4 lety

      Would have been worse if it was the DLC :3

    • @alt9563
      @alt9563 Před 4 lety

      @@freenerdman7736 dlc? Do you mean ddlc or something?

    • @freenerdman7736
      @freenerdman7736 Před 4 lety

      @@alt9563 DLC is downloadable content. It was extra content added on to the main game. Believe me when I say that the DLC for Outlast (called Whistleblower) was a lot more messed up than the main game.

    • @lincolnreed7386
      @lincolnreed7386 Před 3 lety

      I played at 19 and stoped at the first thing I don’t remember it though haha

  • @ShindoKagiri
    @ShindoKagiri Před 3 lety +1

    Karens when they mess up: *keeps talking, digging self into a deeper hole*

  • @johnfamily9416
    @johnfamily9416 Před 3 lety

    If someone offered to buy my baby I would file a restraining order.

  • @thedickmaster_N
    @thedickmaster_N Před 5 lety +337

    *Reads Title* : "Give me your house! I NEEEED IT!"
    Me: *Refering to spongebob* "i NEeEd iT!!!"
    Anyone else remember that episode?

  • @Yoyle-jq9ul
    @Yoyle-jq9ul Před 5 lety +117

    Entitled: make the holocaust footage more family friendly
    Me: isn’t that CZcams’s job

  • @jonathanbaumberger7874
    @jonathanbaumberger7874 Před 3 lety +1

    The 2 people that have encountered entitled people the most are fast food workers and teachers

  • @thunderflare59
    @thunderflare59 Před 2 lety

    The audacity of a woman claiming that her son won't use skills from cooking class. Cooking is probably the most important skill.

  • @thegamingpokemon1551
    @thegamingpokemon1551 Před 5 lety +234

    Your voice acting for the mom always cheers up my day

  • @kevincampbell1018
    @kevincampbell1018 Před 5 lety +346

    Me: **Is happy**
    EP: HOW DARE YOU BE HAPPY?!?!? THIS IS WHY PEOPLE HAVE DEPRESSION!!!! GIVE IT TO MY SON SO IT WON'T BE WASTED!!!!
    Edit: don't like this, why did you like this

  • @JoyLovesHollowKnight
    @JoyLovesHollowKnight Před 3 lety

    I was disturbed by outlast myself and thinking a 8yr old play it, i burst out laughing how he felt so hard

  • @Kikiclara123
    @Kikiclara123 Před 3 lety +1

    Lol, so the old lady wants to save the pregnant woman by screaming at her and giving her stress? Great job, lady.

  • @duckie4655
    @duckie4655 Před 5 lety +250

    Kid: OH MY GOD MOMMY LOOKIT THE SCARY PEOPLE
    Ep: It's alright honey I'll just tell the employees to go back in time and change history

    • @blake432
      @blake432 Před 5 lety +15

      and that's the story of how i went back in time and shot hitler.

    • @DarthWraithius
      @DarthWraithius Před 5 lety +1

      And that's how the left will whitewash history

    • @mayormatylda1000
      @mayormatylda1000 Před 5 lety +1

      so take me back in tiiimmmeee to another world

    • @TheKillerGut
      @TheKillerGut Před 5 lety +2

      Child: AHH PLANES IM SO SCARED!!!
      EP: I'll go back and kill the people who made planes hunny...
      That's how we ended up in this world of stupid.

    • @Cottontailart
      @Cottontailart Před 5 lety

      @@DarthWraithius what?

  • @cogitae
    @cogitae Před 4 lety +270

    *Kid wanting to play story starts*
    "I hope this ends up in that kid playing Outlast or something."
    *OP makes child play Outlast*
    Me, sipping my coffee: You have done well.

    • @Nikita_Akashya
      @Nikita_Akashya Před 3 lety +6

      Don't know Outlast, since I'm a wussy. Are there any games worse than Outlast. Cause if you traumatize the brat, do it thouroughly. Personally, I'm more of a JRPG person. Trails is great. The ending of the first Sky game lead to lots and lots of crying. I know, let the kid play Corpse Party! That one was horrifying. Although the LP I watched was never finished. *Shudders*

    • @brandonhawker6597
      @brandonhawker6597 Před 3 lety +6

      @@Nikita_Akashya Outlast is a pretty terrifying horror game. It's considerably graphic and doesn't pull punches. Nude guys chasing you with knives? Check. Shelves full of decapitated heads? Check. Grotesque body horror? Check. Brutally violent deaths at almost every turn? Check, check, and check once more for good measure.

    • @alyssiathemc2276
      @alyssiathemc2276 Před 3 lety +3

      outlast be like
      1st seing decapitated hands
      and the next thing u know u got ur fingers get decapitated

    • @raptorjesus5870
      @raptorjesus5870 Před 2 lety

      Puts on phasmaphobia

    • @Tatsumi36912
      @Tatsumi36912 Před 2 lety +1

      As soon as I heard him stated that he pulled up Outlast, I was like “Oh nnnnnnoooohohohoh!!!!!

  • @toffeefeathers
    @toffeefeathers Před 3 lety

    “I opened Outlast” AHAHAHA

  • @Aaleg
    @Aaleg Před 2 lety

    I just imagine a Karen using a time machine, stomp up to a German Concetration camp guard and demand that they make it more child friendly

  • @kaylinelemental
    @kaylinelemental Před 4 lety +344

    EM: Just change his grade! It's not like he'll need the stuff you teach him anyway.
    Me: So....You're saying your kid doesn't need *cooking* skills???

    • @georgetserovski8386
      @georgetserovski8386 Před 3 lety +16

      is Karen we all know he be not needing thoose skills cuz he die from lack of vaccination

    • @paulgasnier4545
      @paulgasnier4545 Před 3 lety +19

      And then the SAME PEOPLE say that "millenials can't do anything. They can't cook or wash their clothes"

    • @theflyinga8575
      @theflyinga8575 Před 3 lety +1

      well i dont want a cooking skill in ldoe i want biker skill so i can ride a bike zombies will follow me easier so anyone can donate to me a biker skill

    • @markfairbanks3533
      @markfairbanks3533 Před 3 lety +9

      Clearly basketball is a life skill and is much more important than boring old eating. Duh. I bet you also vaccinate your kids and think the earth is a circle. ( said in EM voice)

    • @theflyinga8575
      @theflyinga8575 Před 3 lety +1

      @@markfairbanks3533 welp then hit some zombies with a ball 😂

  • @rooky1059
    @rooky1059 Před 5 lety +221

    Em: YOU HAVE TO LET MY KID PLAY A GAME AND I DONT CARE IF ITS 18+
    5m later...
    EM: WHY DID YOU MAKE HIM PLAY 18+ GAMES?!?!?

  • @Mik-vy7gm
    @Mik-vy7gm Před 3 lety

    OUTLAST? That game is nightmare fuel. Lol I would’ve loved to see kids reaction to the guy in the wheelchair or the part in the library.

  • @zeroperks5067
    @zeroperks5067 Před 3 lety

    Imagine this was a random stranger person minding there business then gets a text saying “get out of your house I need itttttt!!!!! Your house is mine so get out

  • @Coinfliptails
    @Coinfliptails Před 5 lety +197

    9:43
    " stop! It'll make you have the baby!"
    The grandma is an anti-vaxxer for sure.

    • @r3flectlve
      @r3flectlve Před 5 lety

      LMAOO

    • @honeybun4653
      @honeybun4653 Před 5 lety

      XD

    • @killme389
      @killme389 Před 5 lety

      -probably on- *DRUG'S* _DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUN_

    • @insertgenericmemehere6442
      @insertgenericmemehere6442 Před 5 lety +1

      I question how that woman has survived that long with that mentality...

    • @Coinfliptails
      @Coinfliptails Před 5 lety +1

      @@insertgenericmemehere6442 the idiocy can't effect you directly. The media will protect your ideas and it will only affect others.

  • @Duzell26
    @Duzell26 Před 4 lety +455

    Omg 😂😂😂😂 Choosing “outlast” to prove the point? I actually giggled in the bus when hearing this 😂😂😂
    I mean, poor spoiled kid, but the lesson learned.

    • @monkeyporche225
      @monkeyporche225 Před 4 lety +32

      Right! I'm a grown ass man who served in the military and that game scared the shit out of me.

    • @yeetgaming625
      @yeetgaming625 Před 4 lety +3

      The game is damn creepy.

    • @tysonvienneau1830
      @tysonvienneau1830 Před 4 lety +5

      If markimoo has shown me anything, that game is scary, mostly because your defenseless, which multiplies the fear

    • @Nightdominia
      @Nightdominia Před 4 lety +3

      I laughed my ass off. I can vouch for that game bein' prime nightmare fuel and I only watched it played. That game gave my husband (who normally laughs at horror movies like they are comedies) moments where he had to take time to digest the events. Definitely one of those moments you want to be a fly on the wall and see the reactions yourself.

    • @freenerdman7736
      @freenerdman7736 Před 4 lety +1

      It was evil genius! I bet you anything the bit that set the kid off was the headless dude hanging in the doorway in the library XD

  • @samuelhayes5198
    @samuelhayes5198 Před 2 měsíci +1

    #1:
    Last year at french holiday went to the "village de martyrs". It's a trip you regret but not because it was bad but because it was just horrible.
    Tldr:
    SS wanted to send a message to resistance so found a village that wasn't associated with resistance but was in middle of 3 surrounding villages that were and in one night proceeded to round up and kill all 642(bodies found so far) people that lived there. Apparently the fire in the church(where they killed all of the women and children) got so hot it melted the bronze bell at it's top.
    You walk around the village and you can see hundreds of bullet impacts on the brick walls of some of the buildings(male killings locations).

  • @waltdoherty540
    @waltdoherty540 Před 3 lety

    Entitled BIL wants your house: Laugh in his face. If he threatens to not talk to you: Hooray! and count your blessings.

  • @RussianPotatomaster
    @RussianPotatomaster Před 5 lety +50

    EM: complains about censoring the Holocaust “continues to let child play outlast”

  • @user-lh1sh7gz9q
    @user-lh1sh7gz9q Před 5 lety +288

    Where. is. my. PUPPY BLOOPERS!!!

    • @Ixmore
      @Ixmore Před 5 lety +4

      He's growing into a dog

    • @Lasang114
      @Lasang114 Před 5 lety +15

      I'm really sorry but my OCD is saying this:
      Are, not is

    • @user-lh1sh7gz9q
      @user-lh1sh7gz9q Před 5 lety +7

      @@Lasang114 Finally, I've been waiting for this comment.

    • @griffinstopani9486
      @griffinstopani9486 Před 5 lety +2

      @@Lasang114 not trying to start an argument, but wouldn't "is" work as well?

    • @Hexagonaldonut
      @Hexagonaldonut Před 5 lety +2

      @@griffinstopani9486 Nah, it wouldn't, since the subject of it is plural.

  • @watergirl929
    @watergirl929 Před 11 měsíci +1

    God the brother in law. I can imagine what kind of father and husband he is…

  • @enderdude233
    @enderdude233 Před rokem

    I like the fact that Germany has those museums just so people can learn about terrible things that happened in their home decades ago.

  • @laurenrussell6805
    @laurenrussell6805 Před 5 lety +200

    Literally EVERY Entitled person
    * common sense not found *
    * kindness not found *
    * I am queen/ king *
    Edit: Wow I got a lot of likes thank you 😊

  • @awesomeness0005
    @awesomeness0005 Před 4 lety +61

    "You're just the cooking teacher...he'll never need what you teach anyway"
    Does...does he not need to eat????

    • @chronorcade4266
      @chronorcade4266 Před 3 lety +8

      Food is for the weak. All he needs are essential oils

    • @emmyblue30
      @emmyblue30 Před 3 lety +4

      Probably expect his future wife/husband to cook for her precious angel....

    • @justabasicgemini1302
      @justabasicgemini1302 Před 3 lety +2

      @@chronorcade4266 no, all he needs is helium.

    • @pokemonfanj
      @pokemonfanj Před 3 lety +2

      She's probably one of those people that believe it's the wife's job to cook and clean and thinks her kid is so handsome that he'll get a wife in a snap or something like that

  • @monet2779
    @monet2779 Před 2 měsíci

    lol before the end of the second story i was like id make the kid play outlast 😂😂

  • @aleksandarpetrovic490
    @aleksandarpetrovic490 Před 3 lety

    When I hear a kid crying somewhere near me I just nope da hell out of there

  • @realpatato222
    @realpatato222 Před 5 lety +87

    Me: *gives cake to kid*
    EK: *chokes on cherry*
    EM: HoW DaRe YOU PoIsoiN mY ChiLD

  • @warrenkeystone5195
    @warrenkeystone5195 Před 5 lety +165

    Anyone: *breathes
    Entitled mom: *E X C U S E M E ?*

    • @KathEriall
      @KathEriall Před 5 lety +7

      Please dont breath because you are scaring my *C H I L D*

    • @Twinklethefox9022
      @Twinklethefox9022 Před 5 lety +2

      Entitled mom: stop breathing! My precious baby needs that air more than you do.

    • @KathEriall
      @KathEriall Před 5 lety +2

      Entitled mother: *IM GONNA CALL THE COPS CAUSE YOU DID NOT GAVE MY SON ENOUGH AIR TO BREATH*
      Me: Maam we are at the park how the hell did i not give oxygen to your son?
      Entitled mother: *HOW DARE YOU IM GONNA TELL THE COPS YOU SEXUALLY HARASSED MY CHILD*

    • @glitchingsky58
      @glitchingsky58 Před 5 lety +3

      *_S T O P A S S U L T I N G M Y C H I L D_*

    • @gManGabe
      @gManGabe Před 5 lety +3

      No joke, I actually heard rSlash's entitled voice say that when I read that

  • @Arendelft
    @Arendelft Před 3 lety

    5:15 Waves from the back of an over a million strong crowd almost 2 years to late. "Oh yeah, I'll take that deal!"

  • @Tim_van_de_Leur
    @Tim_van_de_Leur Před 2 lety

    5:02 If you throw in Hugo for the puppy bloopers its a deal xD

  • @silver7579
    @silver7579 Před 5 lety +290

    Anything:*Exists
    Entitled brats:Diddly dee everyone look at me

  • @tylerhayden8284
    @tylerhayden8284 Před 4 lety +323

    Is no one gonna talk about how good his entitled Karen voice is ?

    • @queenofdogs01
      @queenofdogs01 Před 3 lety +3

      I will even after half a year. ITS AWESOME. PERIOD.

    • @Lady_Blade_WarAngel
      @Lady_Blade_WarAngel Před 3 lety +2

      I love his voices. One of the main reasons I watch this channel. ☺️👍

    • @queenofdogs01
      @queenofdogs01 Před 3 lety +1

      @@Lady_Blade_WarAngel we are FAAAAAAMILYYYYY 😂

    • @teegonfischer2994
      @teegonfischer2994 Před 2 lety

      i dont talk about it because everybody can probably tell

    • @pesto..
      @pesto.. Před 2 lety +1

      It’s absolutely infuriating. Perfect.

  • @daryonansell2775
    @daryonansell2775 Před rokem

    The person at the end thought
    "Holy shit, it actually worked"

  • @johnkittoiv2572
    @johnkittoiv2572 Před 11 měsíci

    Op: feeling like they're in the twilight zone
    Me: is it a madhouse? Feels like being cloned?

  • @Al_Mighty8686
    @Al_Mighty8686 Před 3 lety +76

    The MOMENT I heard outlast, I knew that kid was scarred for life

  • @soneyfurry
    @soneyfurry Před 5 lety +97

    My House: *exists*
    Entitled Parents: *iTs FreE rEAl EsTAtE*

  • @Hunting_15_Milfs
    @Hunting_15_Milfs Před 3 lety

    whenever he said outlast I started having freak outs and a small bit of crying

  • @TheGreyParse
    @TheGreyParse Před 3 lety

    Kid comes out of high school only knowing basketball, because that's the useful skill. Not say cooking, or anything that might spur him into a career beyond pumping gas.

  • @jaydencantanimate1841
    @jaydencantanimate1841 Před 5 lety +499

    rSlash: life's great I got new video ou...
    *knock on door*
    FBI: FBI OPEN UP
    rSlash:why
    FBI: you have no puppy bloopers
    Edit:Thx for 326 likes

    • @ainakbasu8398
      @ainakbasu8398 Před 5 lety +9

      looks like the fbi is a big ol'softy

    • @Fire-Manz
      @Fire-Manz Před 5 lety +3

      @@ainakbasu8398 *Puts phone down and look both ways* Y-Yeah! ....

    • @1assassyn
      @1assassyn Před 5 lety

      @@ainakbasu8398 who isnt

    • @brayaki3768
      @brayaki3768 Před 5 lety

      puppy bloopers are so annoying lol

    • @qwertyuhi8221
      @qwertyuhi8221 Před 5 lety +4

      FijiPhil They are not

  • @eyesack7656
    @eyesack7656 Před 5 lety +56

    Me: Breathes
    Karen: Allow me to introduce myself

    • @shauncampbell9039
      @shauncampbell9039 Před 5 lety +8

      Me:*pulls out shotgun* No you will not

    • @pizzashibe8221
      @pizzashibe8221 Před 5 lety +4

      @@shauncampbell9039 Karen: I'm calling the cops

    • @presidentcyanats4005
      @presidentcyanats4005 Před 5 lety +1

      @@pizzashibe8221 911, what's your emergency?

    • @nyohaz4797
      @nyohaz4797 Před 5 lety +3

      Karen: hello this guy is sexually harassing me and my family and has hit me many times and stole my house he also drinks the water that he pays for while I need it more than him please help me!

    • @jigokue
      @jigokue Před 5 lety +1

      911: uh..

  • @ace_5813
    @ace_5813 Před 2 lety +1

    F in the replys for that poor husband.

  • @voodoovince8001
    @voodoovince8001 Před 3 lety

    I like how in this video several people have heard of EPs but thought they were exaggerations from the internet and see one for the first time when one decides to make someone's day hell.

  • @JohnnyCZistaken
    @JohnnyCZistaken Před 4 lety +238

    6:55 EXCUSE ME? We are GUESTS and you have to do what we say! Lol, what that bullcrap has in her head?

    • @globeparasite9381
      @globeparasite9381 Před 4 lety +6

      Fuck you you are in my property and if you bother i fire my Krag Jørgensen into your ugly face

    • @TheTRUEkidster
      @TheTRUEkidster Před 4 lety +5

      Em:No just let him play horror games he totally won't get nightmares,he's a big boy. 5 minutes later,MOOMMMYY!!!!!!

    • @TheTRUEkidster
      @TheTRUEkidster Před 4 lety +1

      Globeparasite 93 Good one

    • @nuclearstrike2905
      @nuclearstrike2905 Před 4 lety +1

      *As soon as I read that I heard it*

    • @m.aranda5156
      @m.aranda5156 Před 4 lety

      Jan Zapletal 6:53 cough cough

  • @Mo15_SAMP
    @Mo15_SAMP Před 4 lety +274

    EM: Just let him play!
    Me: ** OK have fun EK :)

    • @keithsinter5611
      @keithsinter5611 Před 4 lety +5

      Nah
      Use the original dead space
      More fun

    • @leguisioso688
      @leguisioso688 Před 4 lety +9

      That's like a death sentence bruv

    • @derth6371
      @derth6371 Před 4 lety +5

      Ohh hell no😂😂😂🤣🤣

    • @Mo15_SAMP
      @Mo15_SAMP Před 4 lety +6

      Keith Sinter
      Yeah the first one can be a good idea as it also doesn't go straight into hell in the opening cutscene...but man is it gonna be a rush when the necromorphs start making their entrance.

    • @theblevinator
      @theblevinator Před 4 lety

      I would have started Fallout 4 on survival mode.

  • @theformer1337agent
    @theformer1337agent Před 3 lety

    this is the effects of a spoiled kid getting into a coma for 20 years

  • @youjustgotrickrolled9331
    @youjustgotrickrolled9331 Před 2 lety +1

    I can’t believe that you won’t give my precious son 100,000$

  • @Remori2379
    @Remori2379 Před 4 lety +103

    The em sees hitler,
    Em:you should be more child friendly.
    Hitler:throws her in concentration camp

  • @briannarichardson9511
    @briannarichardson9511 Před 5 lety +87

    Outlast + 8yo = YEARS OF PSYCHOLOGICAL TRAUMA
    Does OP have Whistle Blower and Outlast 2?

    • @naomireed5556
      @naomireed5556 Před 5 lety +4

      those games are awesome lol

    • @bloodrain6455
      @bloodrain6455 Před 5 lety

      Oooh, that would be pure evil >:)

    • @Nerobyrne
      @Nerobyrne Před 5 lety

      Imagine, you're just sitting there, your childy self, watching a kid's cartoon channel.
      Then suddenly, a message appears:
      "Up next, Watership Down!"
      And you think to yourself, 'oh that sounds like fun, it's about bunnies!'

    • @bloodrain6455
      @bloodrain6455 Před 5 lety

      @@Nerobyrne oh. God. That would be the icing on the cake

  • @michaelwheeler7127
    @michaelwheeler7127 Před 3 lety

    Mr. Crocker: F FOR FAILING TO BE A PARENT!! 😠

  • @michaeldavis3596
    @michaeldavis3596 Před 2 lety

    I read that "I Need It" in the spongebob voice IYKYK