r/Nuclearrevenge I Got an Abuser Arrested, Beaten, and Killed!

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  • r/Nuclearrevenge In today's video, a selfish douchebag preys on innocent victims, and OP doesn't tolerate it. He enacts an absolutely nuclear revenge plan that utterly destroy's the abuser's life. He gets arrested, beaten up in jail, and eventually killed in prison. Do you think he got what he deserves? Be sure to subscribe if you want to see more r/Nuclearrevenge videos!
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  • @rSlash
    @rSlash  Pƙed 4 lety +3688

    It's like what they say: "Revenge is a dish best served with murder"

  • @Soveia
    @Soveia Pƙed 4 lety +4091

    "Just don't send him to the hospital, okay?". Hearing him agree to that made me think he's going to send him to the morgue instead.

    • @Parrapette
      @Parrapette Pƙed 4 lety +215

      If that were the case, it would fit right in in r/maliciouscompliance lmao

    • @SweeterGull
      @SweeterGull Pƙed 4 lety +74

      lexi graham and r/supernova revenge

    • @MusicLoverx3
      @MusicLoverx3 Pƙed 4 lety +6

      FFXIV PLAYER! HI!

    • @dragonlancemarty
      @dragonlancemarty Pƙed 4 lety +63

      Am I the only one who thought when horse couldn't get a skunk into their car made a sad puppy face and gave up on that idea.

    • @CYB3Redux
      @CYB3Redux Pƙed 4 lety +3

      oh god

  • @low-keydrama1260
    @low-keydrama1260 Pƙed 4 lety +4136

    “I have an army.”
    “We have Horse.”

  • @osiristheexile5457
    @osiristheexile5457 Pƙed 3 lety +2658

    Nice guy: “you guys are my best friends.”
    Horse: “roses are red violets are blue. I’d sacrifice 1,000 souls for you”

    • @pane0_018
      @pane0_018 Pƙed 3 lety +22

      *red

    • @emberproductions8841
      @emberproductions8841 Pƙed 3 lety +69

      No no, for Horse would be more like:
      “Roses are blue, Violets are red. Fuck with my friend and ya’ll end up dead.”

    • @moony2543
      @moony2543 Pƙed 3 lety +19

      @@emberproductions8841 fact, he missed a lot of school so imagine learning your colors. no fuck learning time to murder some shitheads

    • @theconspiracytheorists2719
      @theconspiracytheorists2719 Pƙed 3 lety +93

      I can imagine him being a legend and thugs who hear the mere mention of his name cower in fear he's basically the high school doom slayer

    • @osiristheexile5457
      @osiristheexile5457 Pƙed 3 lety +49

      @@theconspiracytheorists2719 “...But there is one they fear. In their tongue he is Dovahkiin; Dragonborn!”

  • @pa_leonidas
    @pa_leonidas Pƙed 3 lety +2224

    Horse:
    He protecc
    He atacc
    But most importantly
    He has a goat

    • @quetzaly1640
      @quetzaly1640 Pƙed 3 lety +39

      Or a pig!

    • @TheKingOfSoup
      @TheKingOfSoup Pƙed 3 lety +42

      You idiots, he OBVIOUSLY has a mule.

    • @gabrielabatista6016
      @gabrielabatista6016 Pƙed 3 lety +83

      ... I thought it was a capybara

    • @skysnow2389
      @skysnow2389 Pƙed 3 lety +74

      In all honesty... I wouldn't be surprised if that animal was an *actual freakin horse*.... Which is probably why OP referred to him as "Horse" xD

    • @TheKingOfSoup
      @TheKingOfSoup Pƙed 3 lety +13

      @@skysnow2389 r/whooosh

  • @danielp.6890
    @danielp.6890 Pƙed 4 lety +3547

    Some Students: _Steals stuff from Horse's Friend_
    Horse: " So you've chosen...death."

    • @Onyxthefem
      @Onyxthefem Pƙed 4 lety +55

      Daniel P. “YOU HAVE VIOLATED THE LAW”

    • @blacklisted9733
      @blacklisted9733 Pƙed 4 lety +37

      @@Onyxthefem i am the law

    • @hudsongraham2884
      @hudsongraham2884 Pƙed 4 lety +23

      @@blacklisted9733 Does that mean Daniel.P Violated you

    • @blacklisted9733
      @blacklisted9733 Pƙed 4 lety +13

      @@hudsongraham2884 now that i think about it.

    • @blacklisted9733
      @blacklisted9733 Pƙed 4 lety +14

      DANIEL P. YOU HAVE VIOLATED THE LAW, GO TO GULAG.

  • @angrydinosaur8853
    @angrydinosaur8853 Pƙed 4 lety +1357

    *Horse reading the comment section:* _They love me._

    • @hallowed845
      @hallowed845 Pƙed 3 lety +31

      Just want to let you know I love this comment

    • @rizcore
      @rizcore Pƙed 3 lety +33

      And we do love him! đŸ˜‚đŸ‘đŸ»đŸ‘đŸ»đŸ‘đŸ»

    • @catwithagun7410
      @catwithagun7410 Pƙed 3 lety +63

      No we didn't love him
      WE WORSHIP HIM

    • @ball5255
      @ball5255 Pƙed 3 lety +38

      @@catwithagun7410 horse religion

    • @Froggers.
      @Froggers. Pƙed 3 lety +37

      @@catwithagun7410 we could make a religion out of this

  • @memeking7273
    @memeking7273 Pƙed 3 lety +441

    "Abuser gets murder"
    And nothing of value was lost

    • @memeking7273
      @memeking7273 Pƙed 2 lety +6

      @young Link true but I mean it as the Abuser lost everything and nobody is gonna give a shit.

    • @ChaosEater39
      @ChaosEater39 Pƙed rokem +2

      I got this comment to 69 likes.

    • @FletcherWilbury
      @FletcherWilbury Pƙed rokem

      @@ChaosEater39 nice

    • @ChaosEater39
      @ChaosEater39 Pƙed rokem

      @@FletcherWilbury nice.

    • @LAOCHPadre
      @LAOCHPadre Pƙed rokem

      @@ChaosEater39 nice

  • @twudotJam
    @twudotJam Pƙed 3 lety +907

    Someone: Messes with Horse's friend.
    Horse: "God can't help you now."

    • @butterytomatoes747
      @butterytomatoes747 Pƙed 2 lety +32

      one day someone who wronged one of horse’s friends is gonna wake up and hear
      “i want to play a game”

    • @genericname8749
      @genericname8749 Pƙed 2 lety +21

      @@butterytomatoes747 Nah Nah, it’ll be more like them waking up tied, in front of them Horse wearing a horse mask, as he uses a tape recorder to say “Do you know what time it is?”

    • @Marshyfluf
      @Marshyfluf Pƙed 2 lety +22

      Horse: "God may forgive, but I don't"

    • @Crackpotshot
      @Crackpotshot Pƙed 2 lety +8

      “Where’s your god now”

    • @TheDarkLink7
      @TheDarkLink7 Pƙed 2 lety +7

      *And you will do nothing cause you can do nothing*

  • @HygorBH
    @HygorBH Pƙed 4 lety +2775

    Say what you want about Horse, but we can all agree on his greatest trait: His loyalty towards his friends

  • @linksmith1057
    @linksmith1057 Pƙed 4 lety +624

    *Dude steals stuff from Horse's friend* "Why do I hear boss music now?"
    OP was right, Horse is decidedly the dude you want as a friend, not an enemy.

    • @Anagh1701
      @Anagh1701 Pƙed 3 lety +17

      He is the best if friends and the worst enemy you will face.

  • @petemadrona2252
    @petemadrona2252 Pƙed rokem +148

    Horse is the purest embodiment of DnD's Chaotic Good Barbarian. Low int and wisdom score, but high strength, dexterity, possibly charisma. He's impulsive, doesn't like rules and will go out of his way not to abide by them but is always ready and willing to use his chaotic energy for the sake of common good and those he cares about. What a legend. I hope he's doing well wherever he is now.

  • @randomstuff8149
    @randomstuff8149 Pƙed 3 lety +339

    Horse: I exist
    Hulk,Satan,and hitler: Cries intensively

    • @HasufelyArod
      @HasufelyArod Pƙed 3 lety +23

      Pol Pot starts to shiver and sweat cold in hell.
      King Leopold begins to question his life choices
      And even Stalin himself starts raising his eyebrows in worry just like he foolishly invadwd Finland

    • @bloodraven6250
      @bloodraven6250 Pƙed 2 lety +5

      @@HasufelyArod question:whos pol pot?

    • @HasufelyArod
      @HasufelyArod Pƙed 2 lety +10

      @@bloodraven6250 Pol Pot, Cambodian dictator

    • @SunnyBoltz
      @SunnyBoltz Pƙed 2 lety +9

      Jeffree Dahmer: **grabs the holy cross**

    • @deadmemes21
      @deadmemes21 Pƙed 2 lety +7

      Meanwhile Vlad The Impaler: [stops impaling Ottomans]

  • @jinmori155
    @jinmori155 Pƙed 4 lety +1014

    ND: *gets bullied*
    Horse to the bullies: *"So you have chosen death?"*

    • @panda-wd1qx
      @panda-wd1qx Pƙed 4 lety +3

      Ty that made me cackle

    • @ThePinkRubber
      @ThePinkRubber Pƙed 4 lety +5

      Should be
      Bullies : bullied ND
      Horse : so you have chosen death?
      Cause if you put it like that, it kinda sounded like horse was saying that to ND

    • @Wa2te0fSpAce
      @Wa2te0fSpAce Pƙed 4 lety +3

      And it isn't a question

    • @colonyofe7969
      @colonyofe7969 Pƙed 3 lety +1

      *Literally*

    • @NormalCardBoardBoxes
      @NormalCardBoardBoxes Pƙed 3 lety +4

      Horse-“(Loads shotgun) Shame.....”

  • @KaiKeroseno
    @KaiKeroseno Pƙed 3 lety +1238

    ND: *Gets bullied*
    Horse: *Giorno's Theme intensifies*

    • @jadeuwu9860
      @jadeuwu9860 Pƙed 3 lety +60

      "I, Horse-kun, has a dream"

    • @RaraZeCat
      @RaraZeCat Pƙed 3 lety +21

      Nonono... all villain themes merged intensify

    • @charizardsniper5064
      @charizardsniper5064 Pƙed 3 lety +8

      Vegeta when Beerus is hit bulma(but wins) haha

    • @purgemikey3287
      @purgemikey3287 Pƙed 3 lety +12

      Every single time I see a JoJo reference on a comment I will like that comment also ngl I thought it was funny

    • @kitdoesstufflmao
      @kitdoesstufflmao Pƙed 3 lety +6

      @@charizardsniper5064 yes
      Vegeta will kill you if you touch his bulma

  • @DepFromDiscord
    @DepFromDiscord Pƙed 2 lety +121

    Security: “Just don’t send them to the hospital, ok?”
    Horse: “They won’t have time to get there.”

    • @lunalovegoodsshoes3077
      @lunalovegoodsshoes3077 Pƙed 2 lety +1

      Lol

    • @Askial_Osial
      @Askial_Osial Pƙed 2 lety

      He'll send them to the fucking morgue

    • @petemadrona2252
      @petemadrona2252 Pƙed rokem +7

      "Where I'm sending him, they're gonna have to put him back together like a jigsaw puzzle"

    • @Choco____1
      @Choco____1 Pƙed 11 měsĂ­ci

      @@petemadrona2252 "They're gonna have to glue you back together in hell!"

  • @owu2625
    @owu2625 Pƙed 3 lety +687

    When I hear what Horse did, I imagine Karma from Assassination Classroom doing all that since yea.

    • @schizophwenia
      @schizophwenia Pƙed 3 lety +19

      aaaa i love assassination classroom^__^

    • @micajones3169
      @micajones3169 Pƙed 3 lety +38

      Yes especially all the kinda torture kinda harassment part reminds me of him putting wasabi up the nose right? In s2 lol

    • @subratanandy2142
      @subratanandy2142 Pƙed 2 lety +19

      Really ...its right up his alley . To top that , he is a high iq guy ...he would have made rest of their lives hell as well yet get away with it by scoring a top .

    • @midnight4679
      @midnight4679 Pƙed 2 lety +4

      Yesss

    • @MAFIAMONGOOSE
      @MAFIAMONGOOSE Pƙed 2 lety +7

      Ah yeah that does remind me of him

  • @SpoonieCreates
    @SpoonieCreates Pƙed 4 lety +2639

    Not all heroes wear capes. Some go by the nickname “Horse”

  • @pamelalejeune2424
    @pamelalejeune2424 Pƙed 4 lety +946

    When he said “and then horse brought bolt cutters into school.” I thought this this story was about to take a really dark turn

    • @beckyhartley9502
      @beckyhartley9502 Pƙed 4 lety +20

      I've seen literal Horse (ironic) castration tools from working at a Veterinary Surgery, that's where I thought it was going.

    • @TaiNatsu
      @TaiNatsu Pƙed 4 lety +20

      Me too! I've already imagined rolling fingers

    • @amypena1342
      @amypena1342 Pƙed 4 lety +2

      Same

    • @matthewscribner755
      @matthewscribner755 Pƙed 4 lety +1

      Same

    • @ApocalypticAnarchy01
      @ApocalypticAnarchy01 Pƙed 4 lety +22

      okay but horse probably thought at least once “maybe i can rip off their fingers? or would they bleed out and die on me like the cowards that they are”

  • @bopbopbop8059
    @bopbopbop8059 Pƙed 3 lety +216

    Bullies: *Steal from Nice Dude*
    Bullies: *hears slowly intensifying megalovania in the distance*
    Horse: *crawling out of the gates of hell* Nay nay bitch~.

    • @charliefinnmichael4770
      @charliefinnmichael4770 Pƙed 3 lety +22

      "Nay nay bitch~" aw man can I use that. I'm wheezing😂

    • @dudewithacat52
      @dudewithacat52 Pƙed rokem +1

      ​@@charliefinnmichael4770NAE NAE, MOTHERFUCKER! lol just thought of that

    • @thefairybug40
      @thefairybug40 Pƙed 9 měsĂ­ci

      This comment is the purest of gold!

  • @Shoyro
    @Shoyro Pƙed 3 lety +118

    Underling: Sir, they refuse to comply...
    Me: Release the Horse.

    • @Hessonite_Dragon_Helen
      @Hessonite_Dragon_Helen Pƙed 2 lety +10

      A-are you sure Sargent Shoyro? The Horse is usually our last resort-
      If you order us to release the Horse sir, we will. But there will be so much blood...

    • @cyanideytandcuriousseadogg4160
      @cyanideytandcuriousseadogg4160 Pƙed 2 lety +5

      @@Hessonite_Dragon_Helen OH NO THERE WILL BE BLOOD SHED

    • @Shoyro
      @Shoyro Pƙed rokem

      @@Hessonite_Dragon_Helen I'm sure. They are fools. *FOOLS!* We must bring them back to the light, as they are stupid!

    • @FlatEarthKiller
      @FlatEarthKiller Pƙed rokem +3

      @@Hessonite_Dragon_Helen Shoryo: I dont give a fuck, just do it!
      Underling: Fine

      *Horse Released*

  • @bowserjrimacasualshutup6754
    @bowserjrimacasualshutup6754 Pƙed 4 lety +1101

    *"Lord of the Flies themselves out of the gene pool"*
    easily my favorite phrase in this story

    • @pyanbredersen1235
      @pyanbredersen1235 Pƙed 3 lety +27

      Especially because of just how close we came to that actually happening, thanks to Horse

    • @manictiger
      @manictiger Pƙed 3 lety +10

      I just imagine a ghetto school hallway with graffiti all over it and a boulder rolling down it with a kid running frantically away from it.

    • @-ASH4I-
      @-ASH4I- Pƙed 3 lety +4

      @@manictiger That’s Indiana Jones

    • @manictiger
      @manictiger Pƙed 3 lety +2

      @@-ASH4I-
      Iirc, they kill a kid with a boulder in Lord of the Flies.

    • @-ASH4I-
      @-ASH4I- Pƙed 3 lety +2

      @@manictiger they kill him by dropping a rock on his head, not by rolling it toward him

  • @luisbarboza2042
    @luisbarboza2042 Pƙed 4 lety +1253

    .......this "Horse" sounds like a nice guy who you would treat to a beer....

  • @dozydoe5245
    @dozydoe5245 Pƙed 3 lety +94

    I hope Horse is happy wherever he is.
    Dude's loyalty is legendary- 👏 👏👏

  • @moony2543
    @moony2543 Pƙed 3 lety +38

    4:05 I LOVE HOW THEY SAY _SIC HORSE_ LIKE HE’S A GODDAMN ATTACK ANIMAL

  • @dannyvanderheide6098
    @dannyvanderheide6098 Pƙed 4 lety +1136

    Granddaughter: "Grandma what is the key to a long lasting marriage?"
    Grandmother: a cast iron pan sweetheart, a cast iron pan

    • @jakrordisreynolds8930
      @jakrordisreynolds8930 Pƙed 4 lety +35

      Keep his stomach full and his balls empty.

    • @degcookie
      @degcookie Pƙed 4 lety +51

      I mean, it worked in Tangled.

    • @juliapaolella720
      @juliapaolella720 Pƙed 4 lety +31

      DeGcookie Flynn Ryder: Alone at last.
      Rapunzel: I’m about to ruin this man’s career. 🍳

    • @smorphous8928
      @smorphous8928 Pƙed 4 lety +1

      Danny van der Heide lol😂😂😂

    • @skytrembles6792
      @skytrembles6792 Pƙed 4 lety

      Can’t be a skunk, he didn’t know where to get one

  • @matte3539
    @matte3539 Pƙed 3 lety +1261

    Damn Horse is such a good guy, like he *really* cares about his friends lmao

    • @Anagh1701
      @Anagh1701 Pƙed 3 lety +20

      That is the friend boys are.

    • @chaosreaver3597
      @chaosreaver3597 Pƙed 3 lety +43

      "Surprise mother[expletive]", Horse was the tactical nuke. You mess with a guy like that. They will spend every second they have trying to find a new way to ruin you.
      I can't say Horse was a bad guy. He unleashed himself on thieves. They definitely had it coming.

    • @observingrogue7652
      @observingrogue7652 Pƙed 2 lety +13

      You just made me realize he is r/chaoticgood.

    • @someghosthunter
      @someghosthunter Pƙed 2 lety +10

      I had a friend like that, she would beat the absolute shit out of anyone who bullied me. She got transferred for beating up a jerk who told her to fuck herself. Miss you Liz

    • @gamestertime598
      @gamestertime598 Pƙed 2 lety

      @@someghosthunter she probably was picking beef for that person to say that

  • @TeyTey428
    @TeyTey428 Pƙed 3 lety +120

    on the second story: "let's call this douchebag Tyler" me: *sad noise*

  • @sn_maxh5985
    @sn_maxh5985 Pƙed 3 lety +71

    “This dude was nice he shared his money and WEED with his friends”

  • @blackice8634
    @blackice8634 Pƙed 4 lety +655

    Literally:
    "Call an ambulance! But not for me." Lmfao that was a good plot twist

    • @s0ouyspi
      @s0ouyspi Pƙed 3 lety +11

      I want Mrs. Smith to be my grandma

    • @PeytonMartell
      @PeytonMartell Pƙed 3 lety +4

      i lowkey thought that the paramedics were straight assholes laughing about Mrs. Smith😭, i laughed so hard at her husband getting his fucking ass beat😂

  • @dracko158
    @dracko158 Pƙed 4 lety +889

    Abuser: *Exists*
    OP: *"So, you have chosen, Death."*

    • @Cosmic_end
      @Cosmic_end Pƙed 4 lety +12

      Lucas Gawor OP is the name of the person that made the story

    • @juice2467
      @juice2467 Pƙed 4 lety +17

      It stands for "Original Post(er)"

    • @zachtrost6855
      @zachtrost6855 Pƙed 4 lety +1

      I knew that OP meant the person who posted, now I know it is “original poster”. Thanks.

    • @pranavghantasala6808
      @pranavghantasala6808 Pƙed 4 lety +14

      More like:
      Abuser: *exists*
      OP: I'm about to end this man's whole career
      Abuser: *gets sent to prison and killed*
      OP: Well that escalated quickly

    • @TKUA11
      @TKUA11 Pƙed 4 lety +1

      Dino Dracko murder is not a proportional response , we don’t live in the dark ages anymore. Grow up

  • @craigstephen3216
    @craigstephen3216 Pƙed 3 lety +42

    I had A distant aunt that used to get beat by her husband. Then she finally got fed up and beat him with the cast iron fry pan. That stop that.

  • @ryanmcewen415
    @ryanmcewen415 Pƙed 3 lety +10

    First story I ever heard where being a bully was justified.
    Good on you Horse.
    Your loyalty is legendary!

  • @Ekis_bokis_siris_ekis
    @Ekis_bokis_siris_ekis Pƙed 4 lety +565

    Horse is the very definition of *"Florida man"*

    • @TJ-hg6op
      @TJ-hg6op Pƙed 3 lety +65

      He acts like a villain but does the right thing. Horse is chaotic good.

    • @theconspiracytheorists2719
      @theconspiracytheorists2719 Pƙed 3 lety +7

      He's doom slayer

    • @cowking2870
      @cowking2870 Pƙed 2 lety +14

      GrayStillPlays intensifies.

    • @animeotaku307
      @animeotaku307 Pƙed 2 lety +6

      @@TJ-hg6op I’d say more chaotic neutral. He does what he wants, but messing with his friend is going too far.

    • @Melvin_Master_of_Rainbows
      @Melvin_Master_of_Rainbows Pƙed rokem +8

      Nah, Florida Man is still at the mercy of his own chaos. Horse is the MASTER of his chaos.

  • @edmonkitrasos3397
    @edmonkitrasos3397 Pƙed 4 lety +550

    "Horse" is the type of guy who cares about his friends even going beyond sanity just to do something for them

  • @Segotep999
    @Segotep999 Pƙed 3 lety +58

    Voldemort: I have a giant army!!!
    Harry and his friends: We have our noses.

    • @mrnubbones8626
      @mrnubbones8626 Pƙed 3 lety +1

      Yes

    • @Silver_wind_1987_
      @Silver_wind_1987_ Pƙed 2 lety

      Oh for the love of fucking hades. HE HAS A NOSE DAMMIT snakes HAVE NOSES the two vents on Vs face IS HIS NOSE that's how he breathes. Infact I'm surprised he didn't EAT worm tail.... rats are apart of a snakes diet.

    • @thehipsterhamster1929
      @thehipsterhamster1929 Pƙed 2 lety

      Agree

  • @jacobgomos2418
    @jacobgomos2418 Pƙed 11 měsĂ­ci +15

    Not gonna lie but I was really confused on the last story when the paramedics were laughing when they were reading off the injuries. But then when it was said that the husband was the one who was injured this time I was like “so they were laughing at the irony? Absolutely brilliant”. It’s nice to see that the lady had some patience before she decided to flip it around on her husband to show him how it feels.

  • @juno1752
    @juno1752 Pƙed 4 lety +596

    Okay but I am living for the Misdventures of Horse and Mantis. They'd make an excellent vigilante duo.

    • @SeanStrife
      @SeanStrife Pƙed 4 lety +43

      That is a sitcom waiting to happen... or at the very least new characters for It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia.

    • @mathewhammer4922
      @mathewhammer4922 Pƙed 3 lety +3

      Let's hope those 2 don't wear black spandex and have masks

    • @hydrastuff8029
      @hydrastuff8029 Pƙed 3 lety +10

      Yea, but like a Red Hood and the Outlaws type of show

    • @khaotictrash
      @khaotictrash Pƙed rokem +4

      They’d be awesome partners in crime, they remind me of two friends I had in middle school who were a very chaotic duo

    • @leedaniel365
      @leedaniel365 Pƙed rokem

      Eheh
 permission to draw a webcomic?
      -chaotic potato with artblock

  • @13bgunbunny42
    @13bgunbunny42 Pƙed 4 lety +330

    Any "man" that beats his spouse is NOT a man. He is an animal.

    • @sirilundgren
      @sirilundgren Pƙed 4 lety +26

      You think animals would ever do domestic abuse? Lmao

    • @comradedima9791
      @comradedima9791 Pƙed 4 lety +22

      *monster

    • @lethfuil
      @lethfuil Pƙed 4 lety +17

      What do you have against animals?

    • @firefighter_mike1445
      @firefighter_mike1445 Pƙed 4 lety +9

      Same goes for women

    • @lethfuil
      @lethfuil Pƙed 4 lety +21

      "Any woman that beats her spouse is NOT a man?"
      I mean, yeah, but.....

  • @iamrolfie3755
    @iamrolfie3755 Pƙed 3 lety +15

    0:56
    Really felt that nice guy when he said shares his weed. You know he’s a real one.

    • @jasondyrkacz8270
      @jasondyrkacz8270 Pƙed 3 lety +3

      Share weed with me and play video games? Robbing you is the last thing on my mind.

  • @hydrastuff8029
    @hydrastuff8029 Pƙed 3 lety +11

    Friend: gets things stolen
    Horse: "Rip and Tear...until it is done..."

  • @oogway9895
    @oogway9895 Pƙed 4 lety +406

    This ''horse'' dude is a damn legend, litteraly the best friend one could have

  • @poisonedivysaur
    @poisonedivysaur Pƙed 4 lety +1083

    I'm just gonna casually point out " Lord of the Flies themselves out of the gene pool." Made me laugh. Way more then it should.

  • @JstBoxy
    @JstBoxy Pƙed 3 lety +85

    Horse: Who did it?
    Girls in school: Omegod! He’s so hawt!

    • @matikashu6033
      @matikashu6033 Pƙed 3 lety +3

      Boys in school: *sending quick prayer* (even if the people who terrorized ND, probably deserve it)

    • @cowking2870
      @cowking2870 Pƙed 2 lety +1

      69 likes. You have reached peak, especially on this sort of comment.

  • @angellucas-ranck9594
    @angellucas-ranck9594 Pƙed 3 lety +30

    I remember my mom telling me a store about how once my dad came home drunk and hit her. She didn't take it well she picked him up by the neck and slammed him into the wall and said if he ever hit her again she would make sure he didnt wake up the next day. See my mom was 5 foot 9 and 250lbs and my dad was 5 foot 3 1/2 and 150 lbs. needless to say he never hit her again. My mom isn't someone to mess with I learned that when I was five and she picked me up and threw me across the room...granted I was trying to set the couch on fire.

    • @theycallmet3061
      @theycallmet3061 Pƙed 3 lety +5

      This is pure gold.
      Your family sounds nice,how's the couch?

  • @Nerobyrne
    @Nerobyrne Pƙed 4 lety +521

    "I'm assinging you extra work!"
    "I'm not going to do it."
    "You better!"
    "What are you gonna do, assign me more work?"

    • @excaliburofgachagames9241
      @excaliburofgachagames9241 Pƙed 4 lety +45

      Schools:"Yes"
      Me:"You dont get it"

    • @lillyuwu4054
      @lillyuwu4054 Pƙed 4 lety +7

      It’s a loophole

    • @Nerobyrne
      @Nerobyrne Pƙed 4 lety +12

      @@excaliburofgachagames9241 a guy I knew graduated elementary school with over 200 pages of words he had to write.
      Guess what he never did.

    • @excaliburofgachagames9241
      @excaliburofgachagames9241 Pƙed 4 lety +9

      @@Nerobyrne he never wrote those 200 pages cause who does that in elementary school.

    • @h2oh256
      @h2oh256 Pƙed 4 lety +5

      I shouldn't have said that, I should not have said that

  • @joperhop
    @joperhop Pƙed 4 lety +173

    HD: Who did it?
    Me: I already like this guy.

  • @rizcore
    @rizcore Pƙed 3 lety +39

    RSLASH: *tells the first story*
    Me: uuh erm..eeek yeah I guess I would be his friend too? I would get a lot of revenge if something happened 😅😅
    RSLASH: same here! lulz

  • @jadeh8954
    @jadeh8954 Pƙed 3 lety +12

    10:40 Correction, pigs are omnivorous and will eat meat if you give them it.

    • @hydrastuff8029
      @hydrastuff8029 Pƙed 3 lety +2

      Blood for the blood god

    • @TheAttacker732
      @TheAttacker732 Pƙed 3 lety +1

      They're even cannibalistic.

    • @Askial_Osial
      @Askial_Osial Pƙed 3 lety

      @@hydrastuff8029 yes

    • @susangrande8142
      @susangrande8142 Pƙed 9 měsĂ­ci

      Pigs will eat people, too. That’s why pig farmers keep the pigs in small pens-so the farmers can get out quickly if a pig/hog attacks them. And pigs are smart.

  • @captainhuntank7963
    @captainhuntank7963 Pƙed 4 lety +224

    Thieves: *steals from nice guy*
    Horse: *loads revenge with malicious intent* peace was never an option

  • @kimtrammell7445
    @kimtrammell7445 Pƙed 4 lety +306

    Remember kids
    Share your weed
    Sharing is caring

  • @xavier_ballz
    @xavier_ballz Pƙed 3 lety +8

    Kid: “steals 2 games”
    Horse: so you have chosen.... *death*

  • @EdgyShooter
    @EdgyShooter Pƙed 2 lety +5

    There's no "irony" that Tyler stayed sober around everyone else, it's for exactly the reason that it allows him to exploit those who do indulge

  • @LtCWest
    @LtCWest Pƙed 4 lety +690

    Horse kinda sound like "that guy"
    In "that guy" as Amos from the Expanse. An unhinged psycho who would go beyond Pluto and back to save those he deems as friends.

    • @josiahzabel8596
      @josiahzabel8596 Pƙed 4 lety +16

      Nice to see someone else who knows it

    • @T0mN7
      @T0mN7 Pƙed 4 lety +10

      I was literally imagining a younger version of Amos when listening to the story.

    • @RisingRevengeance
      @RisingRevengeance Pƙed 4 lety +10

      I had a friend like Amos growing up, really weird but functional other going batshit crazy on people that hurt his friends.

    • @pollall2793
      @pollall2793 Pƙed 4 lety +6

      LtCWest Quite an understatement my man, he’d literally tear out your stomach if you ate one of his friends’ cookies.

    • @jorgey4
      @jorgey4 Pƙed 4 lety +12

      i mean i guess it's a good thing that someone as mental as that comes with a functioning moral compass.

  • @creedmanchester6528
    @creedmanchester6528 Pƙed 4 lety +177

    Horse is the kind of friend where you want to hug him and thank him and he deserves every bit but you have to ask him not to hurt others too much just because he cares for you. Because you want to protect him as well. Tons of love for this guy.

  • @Gentlemenpickleesq.
    @Gentlemenpickleesq. Pƙed 3 lety +8

    When I first read the title thought it was a bit much but after hearing it I honestly feel like that was still to good for him! PTSD especially from rape is no joke!

  • @shikarito6767
    @shikarito6767 Pƙed 3 lety +12

    Horse reading this post realizing they didn’t return everything time to resume the fun

  • @Selvariabell
    @Selvariabell Pƙed 4 lety +212

    Horse: *Avenges ND*
    Genghis Khan: I've raised that boy.

    • @lailiosman3765
      @lailiosman3765 Pƙed 3 lety +22

      John wick: its enough to make a grown man cry

    • @guiii0696
      @guiii0696 Pƙed 3 lety +3

      i wanna like but there is 69 likes

    • @HasufelyArod
      @HasufelyArod Pƙed 3 lety

      @@guiii0696 yoy can do it already. As of May 1st 2021, there are 160 likes including mine.

    • @theformer1337agent
      @theformer1337agent Pƙed 3 lety

      @@guiii0696 les make it 420

    • @Anagh1701
      @Anagh1701 Pƙed 3 lety +1

      Edward kenway: you avenged your friends better than I ever did.

  • @Aeoatic
    @Aeoatic Pƙed 4 lety +223

    "The gun is mightier than the sword! Mmm what a genius quote!"
    -Horse, or something

    • @General_C
      @General_C Pƙed 3 lety +3

      Is that a Poker Under Arms reference?

    • @kennethheim4202
      @kennethheim4202 Pƙed 3 lety +5

      The entire equine.

    • @zedkillerbros5685
      @zedkillerbros5685 Pƙed 3 lety +2

      @@General_C It's a jojo reference

    • @_Kristofferson
      @_Kristofferson Pƙed 3 lety

      sword

    • @kevinmencer3782
      @kevinmencer3782 Pƙed 2 lety +1

      Naw, men like Horse don't need no gun. He'd take the pen, break the sword with it, then feed his enemies the broken shards.

  • @terrymightyena5820
    @terrymightyena5820 Pƙed 2 lety +4

    The paramedics laughing got me thinking "How unprofessional!" and then when I heard it was Mr. Smith this time, I was like "Oh. Still unprofessional but justified"

  • @Sapphirelily
    @Sapphirelily Pƙed 3 lety +4

    Watching Medea’s family reunion and hearing about other reports of domestic violent, I came to my own conclusion that if you want the guy to stop beating you, you gotta beat him back... HARDER

  • @dragance9995
    @dragance9995 Pƙed 4 lety +95

    6:07 "what's the worst he could do"
    Horse: *So you have chosen death.*

  • @82dorrin
    @82dorrin Pƙed 4 lety +337

    "I Got an Abuser Arrested, Beaten, and Killed!"
    Well, that escalated quickly...

    • @bobrandomness1055
      @bobrandomness1055 Pƙed 4 lety +18

      This is nuclear revenge, escalation is the name of the game.

    • @KnittingGirl28
      @KnittingGirl28 Pƙed 4 lety +18

      He only gave him the rope, its the dumbasses fault if he actually hangs himself with it.

    • @TheLucidDementia
      @TheLucidDementia Pƙed 4 lety +12

      ah, murderered. as all abusers should be!

    • @WolfyFancyLads
      @WolfyFancyLads Pƙed 4 lety +5

      Eh, you say escalated, I say "should made them suffer more".

    • @Roberto-el3wu
      @Roberto-el3wu Pƙed 4 lety +2

      Sh$t just went from zero to 100 real quick

  • @berobero686
    @berobero686 Pƙed 2 lety +2

    I love how only thing that stoped "Horse" from skunk plan is that he wasn't able to find it.

  • @sydshu5550
    @sydshu5550 Pƙed 3 lety +7

    Horse reminds me of someone that I am very close with but the guy I know falls under more of the lawful alignment than the chaotic one. My guy is a pretty chill dude who follows the rules until someone messes with a person he cares about. Then all bets are off my guy will literally do whatever it takes to enact revenge

  • @gonb2404
    @gonb2404 Pƙed 4 lety +256

    "One does not simply steal from my friends"
    Horse

  • @Fawndolyn
    @Fawndolyn Pƙed 4 lety +196

    I was once so afraid of my dad that I hoarded rat poison “just in case.” I never had to use it, because the last time my dad flipped his shit, my mom hit him with a cast-iron skillet. He was either not around or not a bastard from then on.

  • @UnspokenChicxulub
    @UnspokenChicxulub Pƙed rokem +3

    I love how the way OP described nice dude as being nice with "he shared his weed"
    When someone's sharing *that* kind of shit you know they're doing it to see a smile

  • @landan7787
    @landan7787 Pƙed 3 lety +8

    The abuser got mercy by not dropping the soap.

  • @mlgpenguinboy9271
    @mlgpenguinboy9271 Pƙed 3 lety +95

    "Lord of the flies themselves out of the gene pool"
    best reference ever

    • @anti8028
      @anti8028 Pƙed 3 lety +1

      Our class literally went over LOTF the day before this video came out

    • @BlooMonkiMan
      @BlooMonkiMan Pƙed 2 lety

      I don't get it. I know who Beelzebub is, but whats the refference?

    • @ObamaMpreg
      @ObamaMpreg Pƙed 2 lety

      @@BlooMonkiMan Lord of the Flies, to put it as simply as I can, is about kids on an island who go insane while trying to survive

  • @rosegomez203
    @rosegomez203 Pƙed 2 lety +4

    Love, these "abuser gets beat stories"!!

  • @Manibular
    @Manibular Pƙed rokem +2

    My dad's parents were these small, unassuming Italians. I mean, yeah they're loud and passionate, but fairly unassuming. My mom told me that my grandfather used to beat up my Nona. I was super shocked, cause... Unassuming, right? She told me that my Nona had finally had enough, waited for my grandfather to fall asleep, boiled a HUGE pot of water, sat it on his night table and clicked on the light. Probably in Italian, she says, "you hit me again, Angelo.... You gotta sleep sometime."
    Suffice to say, he never laid a finger on her again.

  • @encryptedbyte6997
    @encryptedbyte6997 Pƙed 4 lety +77

    After reading that last story, they need to start advertising cast iron pans as divorce repellent.

  • @EVPointMaster
    @EVPointMaster Pƙed 4 lety +87

    When OP started talking about Horse, I really couldn't figure out if he was going to be the bully or the revenge

    • @pedroc.b.3874
      @pedroc.b.3874 Pƙed 3 lety +3

      In the end, he was both... just not to ND.

  • @iandabean683
    @iandabean683 Pƙed 3 lety +4

    To the last two stories: These women have learned well from Princess Rapunzel

  • @SoldierSpiderx
    @SoldierSpiderx Pƙed 3 lety +2

    Nice guy: all beat up
    Horse without hesitation: Who did it
    that a true homie right there

  • @_Fizel_
    @_Fizel_ Pƙed 4 lety +495

    Fun fact: pigs are omnivores. So it was probably a goat or something else.
    (Edit: just randomly circled back to this video. I like how everyone who replied to me forgot two things: dog-sized and herbivore. Almost no one followed those guidelines XD)

    • @stahlschorsch
      @stahlschorsch Pƙed 4 lety +27

      yep, all that come to mind are goats, sheep and maybe a small deer or something.
      but still, who would demand to be called any of these as a nickname, including pig?

    • @zenmastermtl
      @zenmastermtl Pƙed 4 lety +31

      He said a wild animal, not a farm animal. I'm thinking beaver.

    • @_Fizel_
      @_Fizel_ Pƙed 4 lety +13

      @@zenmastermtl I was just saying the comments of the post were saying pig or goat. And yes there are wild pigs and goats. I wanted to throw a real wild guess but I don't know where it takes place.

    • @JsCharmy
      @JsCharmy Pƙed 4 lety +18

      Fun fact:peppa pig is 7 foot 1

    • @_Fizel_
      @_Fizel_ Pƙed 4 lety

      @@stahlschorsch Well 'Horse' was not the brightest (just read some of that post again) so I wouldn't put anything past him.

  • @rubiscubis6803
    @rubiscubis6803 Pƙed 4 lety +128

    when he read "Just don't send him to the hospital, okay?" i thought Horse would send him straight to the morgue

  • @murdoch3396
    @murdoch3396 Pƙed 2 lety +3

    It always feels good when a domestic abuser gets precisely what they deserve. And I don’t mean jail time :)

  • @edacheson8540
    @edacheson8540 Pƙed rokem +1

    "Asymmetrical response" is the perfect description of the type of hell that should be visited upon people like Tyler.

  • @aevari2236
    @aevari2236 Pƙed 4 lety +289

    When it got to the frying pans, I could only think about Rapunzel

    • @mariposa9506
      @mariposa9506 Pƙed 4 lety +4

      Me too!

    • @amezfires9247
      @amezfires9247 Pƙed 4 lety +7

      Sounds like my daughter lol She even "had a dream" she beat the crap out of some jerks with a frying pan 😋

    • @KnittingGirl28
      @KnittingGirl28 Pƙed 4 lety +4

      Funny, my first thought was madea's family reunion and 'grit ball'.

    • @Gilhelmi
      @Gilhelmi Pƙed 4 lety +10

      Frying pans are the absolute best.
      They are the "Thor's Hammer" of the kitchen. (To build a kingdom or defend it. To make breakfast or defend it.)

    • @Bob-zb5iq
      @Bob-zb5iq Pƙed 4 lety +1

      @@amezfires9247 LMAO

  • @mostar1219
    @mostar1219 Pƙed 4 lety +94

    The first guy wasn’t one of those rich kids who “got what they deserved”, so it’s both refreshing and upsetting

  • @therealthatcatstabe360
    @therealthatcatstabe360 Pƙed 2 lety +1

    "We have you 4 to 1"
    Horse, laughing hysterically: _"I like those odds"_

  • @stargazer1998
    @stargazer1998 Pƙed 3 lety +4

    “Doglike, wild”? Sounds like a fox, wolf, coyote, dingo, or something like that

    • @Dovaah
      @Dovaah Pƙed 3 lety +1

      Herbivore- dog-sized wild herbivore. So definitely none of those

    • @stargazer1998
      @stargazer1998 Pƙed 3 lety

      Dovaah oh. Didn’t hear herbivore.

    • @ringmaster_clownzer
      @ringmaster_clownzer Pƙed 3 lety

      I thought it was a donkey or a mule

  • @randomdude6484
    @randomdude6484 Pƙed 4 lety +773

    First story: didn’t he say the animal was the same as his name but smaller so isn’t it like a pony or something (idk)

    • @vixelerator1914
      @vixelerator1914 Pƙed 4 lety +80

      He said it's the same as the guys actually nickname, but horse was just a placeholder name used to keep anonymity

    • @inara4402
      @inara4402 Pƙed 4 lety +66

      I think it's a beaver because you can imagine a teenage boy be like "my name is Ryan, but you can call me beaver".

    • @agentp5342
      @agentp5342 Pƙed 4 lety +35

      How about a fox though? They said it was the same size-ish as a dog right?

    • @DarcOne13
      @DarcOne13 Pƙed 4 lety +6

      My guess is Spider.

    • @mangokraken
      @mangokraken Pƙed 4 lety +21

      @@agentp5342 a fox is not an herbivore

  • @Orb1teek
    @Orb1teek Pƙed 4 lety +76

    when he said "who did it?" i knew shit was about to go down

  • @iloveplasticbottles
    @iloveplasticbottles Pƙed 3 měsĂ­ci +2

    Bullies: **assault and steal from nice guy**
    Also bullies: why do I hear boss music?

  • @emberproductions8841
    @emberproductions8841 Pƙed 2 lety +1

    Horse: “Prepare for trouble!”
    Mantis: “And make it double!”

  • @jamesnorman9160
    @jamesnorman9160 Pƙed 4 lety +147

    Cast-iron frying pan apparently grants +25 attack against abusive spouses.

  • @dicklemeelmo8401
    @dicklemeelmo8401 Pƙed 4 lety +167

    I’m imagining Horse as a 6,5 guy with long hair and the beginnings of a beard. It makes the story sound much more cooler

    • @BMgreekyoutuber
      @BMgreekyoutuber Pƙed 4 lety +12

      Omg I imagined it the same xd

    • @TheNraveles
      @TheNraveles Pƙed 4 lety +19

      His flowing mane as hes beating these kids

    • @dicklemeelmo8401
      @dicklemeelmo8401 Pƙed 4 lety +14

      TheNraveles he turns around and the mane flows with vengeance in his eyes “You’re next.” He says right before he charges you

    • @NoNo-mk7ui
      @NoNo-mk7ui Pƙed 4 lety +8

      Reptile25991 the last thing you see before you die

    • @KnittingGirl28
      @KnittingGirl28 Pƙed 4 lety +3

      I honestly heard Horus the whole time and when he mentioned an animal with the same name I thought boarus and the animal was a boar, I mean he is kinda stubborn and pigheaded it sounded like. Plus he just sounds like he'd be one of those average height, buff as hell type of people with getting in fights all the time.

  • @SkitsFitz
    @SkitsFitz Pƙed rokem +1

    The last one is the definition of "call an ambulance! CALL AN AMBULANCE...but not for me :)"

  • @emilyslinker7928
    @emilyslinker7928 Pƙed 3 lety +4

    Omgosh! That last story sounds just like someone on my dad’s side of the family. I think it was my great grandma..? Either way, her husband would get drunk and beat her, just like the story here, and when he passed out one night, she wrapped him in a blanket and beat him with her cast iron skillet, too. He never hit her again.

  • @kimtinte84
    @kimtinte84 Pƙed 4 lety +12

    Victim of multiple forms of abuse.OP good for you standing up for friend, I hope she ended up getting emotional help.
    Good for Mrs. Smith.
    I dated a guy that had 2 DV convictions. Told him if he ever laid a hand on me, it would be the last thing he ever did.
    Took 7 yrs, and me being in a cast for him to do it.
    He was dragging me down the hall when my mom came out of her room and pulled her .357 and pointing it at him saying "let go of my daughter" he dropped me where we stood.
    He never laid a hand on me again. Plus I kicked him out.

  • @isabelmagee270
    @isabelmagee270 Pƙed 4 lety +164

    Thank you rSlash for giving a warning about the date rape story. I’m sensitive to hearing or reading about that kind of stuff, and I’m very grateful you gave the warning at the beginning. Thanks so much!

    • @mastercat2965
      @mastercat2965 Pƙed 4 lety +2

      Cheesis has blessed you

    • @jasonlav9753
      @jasonlav9753 Pƙed 4 lety +1

      He was nice! But id like time stamps to skip some stories

    • @isabelmagee270
      @isabelmagee270 Pƙed 4 lety +5

      Jason lav - I was always use the skip 10 seconds feature and press that a bunch until I see the blank screen with RSlash in front of it. Then I know he’s about to move to the next story.

    • @IQ_Mech
      @IQ_Mech Pƙed 4 lety +2

      Red headed step child am I right?

    • @anotherfluffyninja6903
      @anotherfluffyninja6903 Pƙed 3 lety +1

      Same here.

  • @StomeAura
    @StomeAura Pƙed 2 lety +1

    Horse has a friendship bond with Nice Guy stronger than the cables used for the Golden Gate Bridge.

  • @standard-carrier-wo-chan
    @standard-carrier-wo-chan Pƙed rokem +1

    Horse is a real homie. Whoever you are, I hope you're living your best life. Godspeed, you magnificent bastard.

  • @maeonmars9357
    @maeonmars9357 Pƙed 4 lety +35

    "Chaotic nexus Of violent urges shaped like a teenage boy" is a BRILLIANTLY written phrase!

  • @jonathandrummel6075
    @jonathandrummel6075 Pƙed 4 lety +396

    My mornings go as follows:
    -Wake up
    -Make coffee
    -Patiently wait for good ol rslash to post a new video.
    Thank you sir for making my mornings :)

    • @MamaLauren523
      @MamaLauren523 Pƙed 4 lety +21

      I have about 30 minutes after I get my grandson on the bus before R/SLASH uploads. Just enough time to make the bed, take the dog out, make my second cup of coffee and roll myself a little something to help Grandma through her day😊

    • @jonathandrummel6075
      @jonathandrummel6075 Pƙed 4 lety +11

      @@MamaLauren523 holy crap your the greatest grandma ever! Take a toke for me!

    • @senoghaw
      @senoghaw Pƙed 4 lety +11

      My nights go as follows:
      -Look for memes
      -wait for rslash to upload
      -sleep

    • @penguin7554
      @penguin7554 Pƙed 4 lety +2

      Haha he makes my evenings

    • @supersnowyfox1013
      @supersnowyfox1013 Pƙed 4 lety +6

      @@MamaLauren523 You go grandma! I mean I'm like 13 and watch his vids, he can entertain all ages 🙃

  • @ZiggyFL
    @ZiggyFL Pƙed 3 lety +4

    the first story is the greatest high school story I’ve ever heard

  • @KittyGamer1514
    @KittyGamer1514 Pƙed 11 měsĂ­ci +2

    Horse is a good man, and we needed to get him onto Tyler.