r/Nuclearrevenge My Dog ATE A R*PIST ALIVE!
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r/Nuclearrevenge In this absolutely insane story or nuclear revenge, OP experiences a break-in from a home invader and s*xual predator. Luckily for OP, she owns 2 huge mastiffs who will protect their human no matter what. So... the dogs attack the home intruder, and 2 giant mastiffs vs 1 unarmed intruder is not a fair fight! The intruder actually didn't survive the encounter... If you like this video, hit the subscribe button!
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"Sneaky Snitch" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
License: CC By Attribution 3.0 - Komedie
Dog: Literally kills a rapist
Everyone: Awwww who's a good boy?
Me GOOD BOI
rSlash launch the nuke at the karens
No u Dabacabb
uwu best boy
rSlash exactly đ
*RSlash* : thatâs the most darkest episode of Scooby Doo Iâve ever watched
*Courage the Cowardly Dog* : thatâs cute
Sonn of a bi you're right
I don't remember courage to be a great dane or eating one of his enemies i remember lick one
@@alvarodebarrio7718 I mean, he did send his biggest opponent to the moon where he was then beaten up by other dogs that were sent there by that man, so, it's close.
@@alvarodebarrio7718 I think the quote was "the most darkest episode", not "the episode where a great dane eats one of his enemies".
@@alvarodebarrio7718 courage did kill a alien chicken by frying it to death with a ray gun. On a straight to vcr tape after scooby doo in cyberspace.
To everyone who asks about the dog story, he cut off the dog story because it was confirmed fake so he cut the story out, sadly enough, he forgot to change the video title and thumbnail
Thanks!i thought that i was going insane
Same here! Thanks for your answer =))
Yeah, same.
**Visible Disappoinment**
Thanks for clearing that up
It's a crying shame that the last girl had to go through such lengths to protect herself from a guy who literally assaulted her. The Dean and the gym teachers failed to protect her, and if it weren't for her quick thinking, Jack probably would have attacked her with that switchblade. No kid should ever feel that they have to bear the burden of keeping themselves safe alone.
Look at the society we live in: where when people do bad things and then they are told 'Oh ThEy JuSt LiKe YoU' like bitch pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaasssssssssssssssssssssssssseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
@@jamieemeagi7377 And then theres the other end of the stick: SWERFs (Sex Worker Exclusionary Radical Feminists)
it's american public school in a nutshell. adults don't really give a fuck about the students.
itâs fake
@@lumiskullgurl923 oh Canadian ones are the same. My elementary school was like this girls...being bullied constantly didn't matter to them. Infact they'd rather cover their own asses. I still remember my old teacher calling me BULIMIC for throwing up my milk. Turns out I'm lactose an tolerant.
The girl at the end: *uses a self-inflicted stab wound in order to cry on demand*
Muldoon: Clever girl...
Funny enough, he survives in the novel by Michael chricton
Yeah but the end is stupid the school doesnât have cameras ya know to see kids killing each other
Beat me to it.
Person: **gets bullied**
School:
Person: **retaliates**
School: _STOP! YOUâVE VIOLATED THE LAW_
StOp RiGhT tHeRe CrImInAl sCuM!!
You have committed crimes against the school and her people. What say you in your defense?
@@SnapplyPie then pay with ur *BLOOD*!!
Person: Cheats
Teachers:
Person: Bullies
Teachers:
Person: Eating in class
Teachers:
Person: Wears hood in class
Teachers: I WILL MURDER YOU, YOU DIPSHIT CRIMINAL!
it was a story of two psychopaths destroying each other until the smartest one wins and gets the other expelled. it's so beautiful it brings a tear to your eye. It just goes to show if you're a psychopath, make sure the people you pick on have the ability to feel fear, it's really a key dynamic to the bullying process.
Girl: *being sexually assulted
teachers: eh
Boy: *being bullied
Teachers: eh
Girl: *shows shoulder
teacher: oh hELL NO
Nani Cristobal
Boy: *comes to school fully nude*
Teachers: Eh
Girl: *shows stomach*
Teachers: OH HELLLLL NAW
Teacher : So youâve chosen... Death.
Welcome! Fresh feminists are always needed to combat shit like this
Nani Cristobal I read that in that singing oh hell nawwwwoohhh vine
@@WlatPziupp nope
"I was going to be _expelled_ for defending myself from a bully"
me too, kid
I changed schools because of bullies and pressured religion... and I'm autistic... they knew it and f*ck they still pressured me... I left but I did win 3 fights due to being pacifist and having my environment do my work for me.
@@RaraZeCat I changed classes and it didnât work and Iâve never been expelled (because of my adhd)sometimes I snap and just batter the living shit out of them
@@Beersbeer I too have ADHD but barely any, I am sorry for your troubles as well as your troubles ambassidor guy
i almost got the same for doing Wade Barrett finisher on some kid who kept jumping on my back durring gym class to trip me up
schools still hold the idea if they didnt see it they cant do anything when it come to bullies
It infuriates me that the girl was told that she shouldnât have fought back against her abuser.
That's how they've been raising us the last couple of generations. We're supposed to use "our words" 'cause "violence is bad". And yet all my decades of being bullied have thought me one thing: violence works. It's the ONLY thing that works. Want that mean girl to stop pushing you off the bench? A pencil in the shoulder works wonders. Never bothered me ever again.
@@Em-ih5du Yep. 4'11" girl, constantly bullied by tall creepy jock-like fuckwads. Going to teachers or adults never helped. But busting his lip and giving him a black eye worked wonders.
The âhe just likes youâ argument pisses me off, thatâs like saying âISIS attacks America because theyâre Americaâs number one fanâ
CyberDance same here
Sadly, it is a really common one when it comes to minor (white) guys.
It's absolute bullshit. Everyone always tells children that they get bullied and harassed because the aggressor likes them, then those same people turn around and wonder how abuse victims can stand to stay with their abusive partners? Stop telling people violence and harassment equal love in disguise. No one who actually cares about your wellbeing would willingly harm you.
@Norman - I agree that bullies do not have a gender or race, BUT historically school's responses to bullying are sensitive to it. Bullying is all about place in the social order, so when teacher and administrators see various people as above other people, their view on if it is bullying or not tends to reflect that. This factors in even more so when it comes to 'fighting back'. White guys tended to get the most leeway, the more 'normal' they were, the more likely they were to have their bullying ignored and anyone fighting back punished. This has been slowly changing, but was pretty terrible in the past.
My principle told me and I said "I want to strangle him but you don't see me doing it!" I also told one kid his parents should have used birth control and gotten an abortion when it failed. Yes I hated him but he was part of group that tried to raped me every day for 3 years. Football team members so I was punished for fighting back.
The score, for those who want to keep track:
Real Predators 1
Sexual Predator 0
Admitedly, It's not everyday that you put a rapist against a great dane/lion/polar bear in a wrestling match. Chances are the score isn't going to move much ^^
Bullied victims: 1
The bullied bullies: 0
i think its 2 for the dogs as they most likely craped little pieces of him out
ok thx
Flacons
And ate it
The last story absolutely terrified me, When she started to describe how he grabbed her chest I froze up.
The girl is strong, Props to her.
I thought she just punched him in the nose. But the description of how it went down at that moment kinda terrifies me
Yeah I felt really proud of her when I heard how she beat him up (even tho it was probably a reflex more than anything) and from what I could understand it probably also looked kinda cool. But seriously tho nobody touches a girl like that without expecting at least to get a bloody nose.
Story is fake
@@originalname5303 story is fake :(
@@jacobpedersen2906 The story is fake
Schools tend to have a hush hush take on bullying, at least when I was in school. I had a bully in middle school who damn near killed me in gym, no teacher supervision present, and they basically threatened my parents to not sue them so as to keep the school's reputation on the up and up. How did the bully almost kill me? Hockey sticks, no protective equipment, and he slammed my left temple with the tip of the stick. I have never in my life seen so much blood, and I probably never will again. My face was covered, my arms, my shoulders, down my chest, a splash over the wall I was adjacent to, and a rapidly expanding puddle on the concrete. I blacked out for a few seconds and fell over, got up, dropped everything and walked haggardly to the nurses. Of the thirty to forty odd students I passed on the way, only two offered to help me. The rest just stared in disbelief or shock. The nurse screamed. At the hospital I learned that had the stick's edge struck me half an inch forwards, I'd be blind in one eye, or half an inch backwards, and I'd be dead. All my tormenter got was a concussion and a little juvie. This was in the 90s, and in the bible belt of 'murica. Sickening.
Wait how did the school threaten your parents?
Wow, 'Murica has a *serious* violence problem! đ€Ż
Not to say that German school would handle bullying competently, but physical violence was an exception at my schools. Yes, students would brawl every now and then, but I never heard of anyone getting more than some small bruises or their glasses broken and I've experienced loads of bullying first hand as both victim and bully.
I thought anything that resulted in worse than minor physical injuries would no longer be considered as 'mere' bullying, but full-on assault with legal consequences and all...
Another good reason to hate the bible belt...
(Except for Dolly Parton and Johnny Cash, those guys are LEGENDS.)
and im the king of pluto
That gym teacher should be reprimanded immediately for dismissing a students claims about feeling harassed and uncomfortable, to quote a video âDisgusting!â
DISGUSTING!!!
But that bitch did lie. She has no credibility. Only a fool would believe her story.
@@badassgenevideos Are you victim shaming?
@Grimaria | That person sounds like the dude she got arrested. Lend no truth to his words.
I scarred my bullyâs arm with my nails for going to grab for me. He avoided me after that.
Rapist:enters house
Dogs:catch scent âBravo six,going darkâ
Roger Bravo six, we are moving in behind you
Roger Bravo six, going in for the kill
Lol wtf it's a roleplay section in here đ
Waves Legend YT ikr
@@spaceaidsman4535 beautiful tho
The last one.. Oh my gosh- That was the most nuked nuclear revenge story I have ever seen. If I ever met that girl, I would literally bow down to her. Like- That was the best revenge story and I just had to listen to it again-
Yeah! She f*cking stabbed herself to cry on command!!
Man, I wish I knew about this story when I was getting bullied a few years ago. But now I have this knowledge of something similar happens again. And I have a therapist to brag to about it-
And probably say my queen
As much as what that guy did was wrong and extremely gross, disgusting and disrespectful and deserved more then expulsion to begin with. That girl went through extreme manipulation. And thats extremely messed up to do. But I guess desperate revenge calls for desperate measures. But just wow.
It's the only nuclear revenge that I can remember, where OP didn't commit a serious crime to achieve results. czcams.com/video/iPDcUGwfxak/video.html I didn't think this was possible. Nothing was particularly uneffical either.
@@Hessonite_Dragon_Helen don't people use thumbtacts in there shoes to pass or cause a lie detector to become inconclusive?
I usually wouldnât enjoy hearing about someone who lied just to get their bully expelled but considering what he did to her and the lack of justice for what he did made me enjoy that story very much
technically she didnt lie just faked emotions
she didnt lie
Who else was thinking how good of a boy these dogs are and just smiling
Literally everyone. They are the best dogs!
Those dogs are such good boys that their desendants deserve to get rewarded for 10 generations... lol. ;-)
Iâm just happy the dogs didnât have to be put down after they attacked the guy. Thatâs no way to treat 2 wonderful doggos
yes
my first thought after the story was " good doggos!!!!" and yes i was smiling too, i believe my dog ( he is a pit black lab mix) would do the same for me and my family.
"r/Nuclearrevenge"
It should be interesting..
"My Dog ATE A RAPIST ALIVE!"
Whoa, it definitely going to be INTERESTING!
It should be r/nagasaki
That girl cut herself just to get her revenge.. truly a dedicated one
Too bad you can't stab people via reddit đ
Me, a guy who cuts himself regardless:
i am something of a dedicated person myself
@@arilovesbingus8626 funny joke rightđ°
@@souptikhait4862 hahaha⊠yeah totally⊠haha⊠as a funny jokeâŠ.
not true at all
I don't love the nuclear revenge stories that much because I always feel like they go over the top and are just too much, but this one... I loved this one. Sexual harassment is one of the few things I can't stand. Good for her.
The Dean when he heard about the knife: THE WHAT
W H A
THE WOOF???
yeah no joke, where I live isn't even all that dangerous, but one of my mates had recently gotten a fairly cool pocket knife / swiss army knife that he had on him all day, right up until he accidentally dropped it while trying to piss about with it in French class. I think he got a pretty harsh talking to and a warning cause he hadn't done anything outside of this idiocy specifically, but he had to also not get detentions or anything for the rest of the year (roughly 4 months of actual school time, excluding holidays) or he'd pretty much instantly get suspended for a week. Fortunately, the school system here doesn't fuck around when it comes to threats to students, that and we aren't america so ain't no one walking in with thirty in the mag and an itchy finger.
When my teacher heard that I had a knife with me because by the time I got home from middle school it was dark and late and nobody cared but my friends, he asked me about it. I dodged the question.
No repercussions.
I don't even know whether the knives would have been a bad thing on school ground but they weren't illegal at least and my friend didn't like me walking around late when I didn't have anything on me
Also the dean, when there's a school shooting: Ah shit. Here we go again.
"The 'A', of course, being short for 'butt'."
- rSlash 2019
Well the more you know
He also said Jerkoff when replacing Jackass
Zushi OH NO
@@keegan9783 oh yes..
Its big brain time
6:20 "He probably likes you"
Me:...
Me:...
Me:...
Me:... Wait...
*remembers when I told my mom about being teased by boys and her saying 'he probably likes you'*
Me: Holy crap.
I will never be around teasing boys without a revenge plan in mind. NEVER.
always carry a bottle of spray on hair conditioner/gel and spray it onto their eyes, it works when you have no paper spray :) ok that was a joke, but seriously, without beating the shit out of them, at leat try to run away
Just because someone likes you doesn't mean they're a total creep. There's nothing wrong with engaging with them, and having such a plan all the time will do more harm to your mental health than good.
Or the 'boys will be boys' excuse people use for shit like this, like no! Do something about it, this isnt ok.
I really like the tactic of:
1. Knee to the crouch
2. Thumbs to the eyes
3. Stomping on groin until dragged away or person has died.
@@tomdean1876 or do what I do : dome them with a 14.5x112mm ap shell
I mean, Jack really deserved every single thing that came his way, but the level of planning that OP put into everything, going as far as to cause herself physical pain to wring out tears... I'm in awe at the level of grit and determination, but at the same time I'm thinking she might wanna... be more aware of what she's capable of, so that she knows when and how to restrain that side of her.
Well, you'd hope you'd be capable of doing something like this, when you're scared of getting r-ped by that scumbag!
Whatever it takes to be safe... đââïž
Dog did what the justice system wouldnt. Period.
True
sk8r H8rz true
Nerd
True the justice system wouldnât maul a suspected rapist
periodT
âShouldnât have attacked Jack like that.â
This is seriously whatâs wrong with society today. Fighting back isnât a crime when they put their hands on you first.
Yeah. Society enables guys like him to have entitlement to women.
Iâm sure he was an important member of some sports team the school gets grant money for
That really is not a 'today' thing, in fact I would argue that it has gotten a LOT better over the last half century.
We all know people who say that would act the same if someone tried to touch them inappropriately without asking
neeneko See Iâm not talking about the sexual assault side of things. Iâm talking about the fact that if you get bullied in general society wants you to tell the teacher/ just deal with it. The only way to get rid of a physical bully is to beat the fuck out of them. Itâs really that simple. Thatâs how people use to get rid of bullies, now if you do that today you get in bigger trouble than the actual bully who started it.
Telling the teacher or âignoringâ it literally does nothing.
Showing strength is the only way to get meat heads like that to leave you alone.
And when you start punishing the victims of bullying thatâs when you get people who walk into schools with guns. Because no one is helping them, and because theyâre already mentally unstable it breaks them and thatâs when they start to not care.
Why is it that we have to work so hard (often to no avail) to get an adequate punishment for someone who is guilty but a falsely accused innocent person is thrown behind bars faster than they can blink?
Because cowardly authorities only want to address what they absolutely have to and that's not the most severe issuee per say, but the ones that most people saw.
Aggression can easily be done very subtly, while defense is very hard to do discreetly and unfortunately people are easily tempted to close their eyes to anything they can claim plausibly enough to not have seen.
Yeah, as a parent I donât get why teachers tell kids to âjust ignore it and itâll stopâ. This is in a âbully free schoolâ. When I spoke to a couple of my daughters teachers to ask about something that happened they said âoh, so and so threw water on herâ and laughed. I didnât find it funny.
As it turned out one of my daughterâs friends (one of my Girl Scouts), told the bully off one day. It was the first time anyone had stood up to her. Bullying stopped from that day forward.
As usual the bully is a do nothing loser but I am to this day highly disappointed in the people higher to teach my child. Knowing what I know now, I wouldnât let them near my child.
Now you know why so many people have at best, no respect for teachers, and at worst, a hate-like contempt for them.
Who has fond feelings for people who knew they were being harassed and abused day in and day out, and just dismissed and ignored it and told the victims any list of condescending dismissive statements?
Teachers who do this are enabling bullying and should be held accountable for their crappy behaviour.
OP: Who is the best boy ever?
Dog chewing on dead rapist: Me?
OP: Yes you are!
Dog: Wags his tail happily
Honestly adults who dismiss how uncomfortable a teenager/kid is feeling should never be teachers
Prospective teachers should do research on how to prevent bullying, especially between students they know hate each other.
@@starlightreverie9104 That's what they're trained to do, nowadays at least, but I guess it varies from state to state based on how strict the regulations are to get certified as a teacher. The more money that gets cut from public education, the shittier the teachers are going to be.
@@SRosenberg203 trained to prevent bullying? Lol. Not in my country. My teacher appointed 2 guys for guard duty, they were supposed to look out for me during lunch break. Those 2 guys WERE the bullies I tried to avoid in the first place.
And no teacher ever cared that I got beaten up
@@Tribalfan88x Well I'm sorry to hear that, but I was talking about the United States.
Khadijah Ruslan I agree but I hop you know that boys and girls arenât aloud to be in the boys locker room and or to play with them the story is most likely made up
Dog: *Kills rapist*
Everyone: This is fine.
where is the part with the dog??
@@baconofburger8784 it was confirmed to be fake so he edited it out
16:28 Please, tell me one school that actually does something about bullying, before someone is hurt or killed.
Also public shool is payed the the gov by the seats but if they have alt class for bullies is when they have some incentive of actually doing something.
Bro idk a single public school that isn't full of drugs and bullying. They never believe the people telling the truth, and always believe the people lying. I am surprised they bothered to take care of Jack without parents getting involved.
Not mine, that's for sure
Not in schools with that many pupils. And still not in many if the kid doing the sexual harassment (not bullying here) is the son of someone rich or in some way powerful. That girl did very well.
@Mariner The Managarmr Doubt it in private school. Think on it, bully's family might have money or power... Glad you;re okay don't let em win!
That girl wasnt just being bullied, she was being sexually harassed very aggressively. Good for her
I argue that it she was being sexually assaulted. He kept touching her, grabbing her, and he even attempted to disrobe her
@Chaos Burrito Exactly. No person in general should have to put up with that in general especially for that long.
I can't believe I laughed over the fact that Douchebag Company's acronym "DTC" means, in my good old French "Dans ton cul" which is translated to "In your ass" in Shakespeare language.. I feel like it is relevant to what happened in OP's story. ;)
I love the story about OP and Jack. Oh my God... Loved it. I felt vindicated, and it wasn't even my revenge story đ
âWhat do you have?â
âA knife!â
ânooo!!â
Donât we all love vine references
Me: sobbing because the good boys are dead
Also me: happy that they have grand pups
I don't know if I'm more amazed by the girl's smartness in the second story or scared about her ability to fabricate a crime to frame someone (even if he deserved it)
"You shouldn't have attacked him. You should have kept taking it."
"You shouldnt have attacked Jack like that."
Then the teachers should have done their god damn job!
School Is like that you can't defend yourself because nobody will freacking care because they only care for what they saw and not what actually happened
If you see they didn't care when OP sayid that jASSHOLE was acting like a molester he didn't give a flying fuck but when OP defended herself the teacher saw that and didn't even care if jASSHOLE had TOUCHED HER BREASTS, why you might ask, BECAUSE I DIDN'T SAW THAT
My friend's old teacher from her old school DID NOT DO ANYTHING TO SAVE MY FRIEND AND NOW MY FRIEND FEELS LIKE DESTROYING HER BULLIES AND HER WORTHLESS TEACHER AFTER THE LOCKDOWN IS OVER AND THAT SHE DECIDES TO GO TO JULIA DE BURGOS JUST FOR A VISIT!!!!!!!.......... *ok.. sorry for the yelling but it was triggering me although it was my friend's story, she told me her backstory and what happened as the result of those events that happened to her... it was upsetting me as much as it was upsetting her so..... but my friend is in a cyber school so she won't be able to deal with the bullies ever again unless she encounters them in the park that she goes to the most....*
@@nunononumuno6509 if I were a student at that school and I was the one who witness that, I'd have a camera recording the scene where the donkeyhole just grabbed the breasts of the victim and then stop the recording then be like "I think I need to go to the Principal's Office now.. because I have to show something to him or her." Then I would leave the classroom with the teacher's permission and then show the video of the student grabbing another student's breasts then the Principal would call the student who molested the other student to his office and then expel or suspend the student who molested the other student...... *just saying.*
Ink Nuno - Brawl stars no offence but you sound like a child especially with how you type
Student: Get's bullied
School: just kids being kids
Student: fight's back
School: that's unacceptable, suspended!
Ledger Balance stfu you know what it means
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well at the end she didn't get in trouble the boy got in trouble with both the school and the law so most likely just now getting out of jail.
@@ryandesi0040 is that you liberate bananas?
That happened to me bullied for 3 years deal with it it will go away they say. Finally fighting the bully after all that suspension.
9:08 rSlash would never do this im shaking and crying rn
Altered A1 ehehehehehe
I really feel for that girl. I too am autistic and I was also bullied... and the school did nothing. Glad she was able to get some justice for her bully
anyone: this person is bullying me
school : *rolls eyes*
anyone: this person said a curse word
school : *heavy breathing*
Why is this so accurate? lol
wrong colour socks....
Anyone: This dudeâs running in the halls.
School: *loading gun*
Yeah, my school was this shit, glad I'm at uni now whilst all the bullies do drugs lol
I said shart back in 5th grade almost got detention but two kids having a fist fight is completely ignored
I can't stop thinking about how negligent on the school's part it is to only have ONE teacher for FORTY teenage students.
Well, sadly i saw it as commom, where i live is like that too.
it actually is illegal. even in daycare centers there has to be a minimum of at least 2 adults with a certain amount of kids/students as its a safety issue otherwise. One adult isnt capable of watching 40 kids by themselves no matter how seasoned a teacher they are. OP could have literally died without notice to the teacher if Jack had simply held her underwater with his buddies instead of trying to molest her. and by the time it would have been noticed there wouldn't be a way to prove she didnt just drown from swimming. even due to budgeting problems (thanks American government btw) it's still considered child endangerment to not have enough adults around.
My senior year my teacher left and there were 15 seniors without any teacher at all.
All year long almost. I slept in that class up until the boys set the desk on fire with sanitizer and the the towel and trash can.
After that we STILL didn't have a teacher.
My class have 46 students
But regularly just 40/35 students go there
Brazilian public schools usually have this problem
@@nahadoth2087 My actual president always cut schools budget
Help
The thumbnail is actually from footage in new zealand of that dog attacking a smaller breed dog unprovoked
Schools ignoring bullying is far too common. A school actually acting on it is the dubious part.
**Owner comes down to see this mess and dead body**
âDidnât I tell you to stop bringing these things to me?â
"I told you last time: I want the guy alive so I can watch the light go out in his eyes! Come on now!"
XDDDDDDD
LOOKS LIKE MEAT IS BACK ON THE MENU BOYS!!!
I mean either way they are still f able
r/blursedcomments
The moose was fine, the woman was a little much, but now this!?!? This is as crazy when you brought Jeffery epstein's body from the Clinton's!
Whatâs in your hand
Jack: A KNIFE !!!!!
The dean : NO!!!
this made me laugh way more than i expected it to xD
If you get the reference, you get it.
6:55 has me ROLLING with those excellent metaphors! As a writer, I adore collecting these little gems and I really hope that one day I'll be as expressive as this Reddit poster
The last one was so incredibly well planned that it deserves to be a film
The school reaction wasn't, "Lul you're getting bullied? Not my problem!" It was, "Lul, you're getting SEXUALLY ASSAULTED ON A REGULAR BASIS!? Not my problem!"
"Lol women are men's property, we're just really good at hiding that we haven't changed since the 1800s. Women are designed for our pleasure as men and we're teaching our boys that" is the general attitude I see a lot. Most guys are good but this social expectation is ingrained into them
*gets forced out of a neighbours house by a big arsed dog*
"imma break into the house containing the big arsed dog!"
Darwin award contender right there.
Can't really accept it if he's dead though.
Considering dying before youâre able to reproduce is pretty much the qualification for a Darwin Award, you can pretty much assume nobody actually accepts them lol
What? there was no dog in the story just some freshmen girl reporting jack wth
@MEME MAW rip same i havent seen it
That dog: I know what I must do but I donât know if Iâm hungry enough to do it
I'm so happy to hear the dogs were not destroyed.
Holy Moly those dogs are both vicious and best bois that ever lived
3:50
lmao
I think that freshman girl is even more vicious
One. Guud boyes. Two. Hecc yes
Puppy's only doing what they should be doing. Lick the family, kill the rapist.
I don't know what's happening, but I watched the whole video and couldn't find the story about the dogs
That last story... Honestly that's exactly what high school is like, no joke my school got sued for 600k because a student got curb stomped after practically begging, repeatedly and to multiple teachers, for help because he was getting beaten up every day. School literally said to him "boys will be boys and they're just playing with you" on the same day they smashed his teeth in and almost broke his neck in front of the school office.
In school they wave assault and a person being overly annoying off as âitâs because they like youâ like no. This person is bothering me, and Iâve told them stop over and over, and even when the teacher does talk to them itâs barley a slap on the wrist honestly more like a pinch on the arm
i mean yes but i dont think she should have done what she did i mean i dont agree at all with what he did but she ruined his whole life i mean yea he should have goten in alote of truble but still she didnt have to ruin his life now he wont be able to get a job that isnt like a fast food employe or wallmart worker i mean jez chill
@@dingoatemychild1 if by "ruining his life" you mean getting him in trouble over his own bs (such as hurasment, selling drugs, and having what could potentially be a weapon on school grouds) yeah, he deserved it.
@@dingoatemychild1 he ruined his own life
@@dingoatemychild1 I take it u side with the pervert?
Lemme learn u somethin.
Sometimes when people are sexually harassed, all that anger builds up when nothing is done about it. They may lash out on their harasser knowingly or not knowingly. If you would have payed attention, you would have seen this in the story.
Example from video:
He grabbed her breast, she screams, then next thing she knows she's being held back. So basically what happened is after she screamed, her body just went on autopilot. She had great grounds to attack the pervert. She kept telling him to leave her the fuck alone, he didn't listen. So, she taught him to leave her the fuck alone or else he'd get fucked up. Sometimes u have to instill fear to get people to stop. Even if that fear lasts only a second.
DINGO ATEMYCHILD his life deserved to be ruined he was harassing her for weeks on end, and it seem to her it was never going to cease. Not only that but he sexually assaulted her. She had every single reason to ruin his life, what he did was disgusting and just flat out despicable.
He waited till the screams stopped. That dude died of slow death ripped apart and he knew exactly what was happening to him.
That's soothing.
Nothing less than degenerate filth like rapists deserve.
"The A of course, is short for butt"
I love the last story. So satisfying and I love her she's my hero
The Dane: Rut roh Raggy. Ree've got a rintrooduh.
Like zonks kill him scoob
@@geraldinewoods254 Zoinks?
Talon1124
Would you kill them for a Scooby snack
Literally no one
That dog when a rEpest enters the house: Finally some good fking food
Lol
Hell yeah
The fact you have a dog profile makes this better
The fact you have a dog profile makes this better
That One Hydra , Dogs:Would you look at that boys we havin a feast tonight
most schools actually don't do anything about bullying, I was heavily bullied in middle school, told many times to the office and they did nothing until i grew taller than the guy a year later and made his life hell.
That last story was definitely one of my favourite stories I have ever seen on reddit. That was fantastic!
Someone's getting a ton of belly scratches in the afterlife
Victoria Kinny yep
Sad and wholesome at the same time.
don't forget the cuddles !
where is the story? I can't find it in this video apparently.
Ella Belle same I cant find it either
Who else smiled the whole time when he told the dogs attacked the rapist??
I did đ
That was pure awesomeness!
Almosz everyone,its was fucking disturbing but epic cuz they are good dogs
Bruh I smiled like Keanu Reeves when I saw the title and thumb nail
Sadly it's fake
Op swimming
Her autism:ahhahahhahahhahhaahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahhaahahah
I remember kids being told in my primary school to NOT REACT when they are getting bullied, because "that way the bully may get bored with you and let you go"
Rapist: breaks into house
Dog: YOU'VE YEED YOUR LAST HAW.
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There is so many words of the English language but I canât string enough word together to explain how fucking funny this is đđ
YOU MAMA'D YOUR LAST A'MIA
Where's the dog part i can't find it
@@alexparaskeuopoulos4169 it was confirmed fake, and thus edited out. Very sad...
"Lol, You're getting bullied? Not my problem!"
That's just every american public school. Literally all of them. Or at least all the ones ive been too.
Iâve been to public schools my whole life and arguably the bullying isnât as severe here. Whole lotta druggies tho.
@@ANGH3LL1C420 lucky you lmao. My school youre either a jock, a druggie, both, or a theatre kid if youre not bullied. Everyone else the bullying is accepted as part of life. If youre lgbt tho...may as well get a bulletproof vest because i had a gun pulled on me in both bathrooms for not belonging and the school did nothing but say they would "look into it"
Edit: i feel like i should add this is the outskirts of the dc metro area (the rich people kind) and my mom works for the schools and that gives me no protection.
Edit 2: look up calvert county livepd on here to get an idea of whats normal here
@limetime Bullying here is way different because my state is isolated from all the rest by an ocean lol. A literal ocean.
Same in Belgium fam, at least all the ones I've been to
@âąxXTheGalaxy _WereWolvesXxâą god i wish. The kid who sits behind me on the bus is on house arrest
I love ur content cuz u don't need to look at the screen to enjoy it, it's like audible but free and reddit story's , keep up the good work!
Even after 2 years, I love revisiting this video for the story on the thumbnail.
"Rapist gets eaten alive by dogs."
Me: *bursts out laughing*
My mind: "I shouldn't be laughing at that."
Me: *still laughs anyway*
K-pop fan Everyone should be laughing at that ;)
Laughing so hard i am crying hehe and pain in the side
Yo where the story at? Itâs not in the video
ZeLeXDaBeast
I thought I was the only one. Everyone else is talking about it and I'm sitting there like "Am I missing half a video or something?"
Danny yeah bruh thatâs weird
The dean: What do you have there Jack?
Jack: A knife!
The dean: NO!
I HAVE BEEN LOOKING FOR ONE OF THESE STORYS FOR AGES, THE ONE WITH THE JACK GUY, IT IS MY MOST FAVORITE REDDIT STORY EVER AND I AM SO HAPPY I FOUND IT
Love listening to you narrate. Sometimes more than the actual stories you are reading.đžđčđ€đ
"Its like a gun you can pet"
Who says you cant pet a gun?
Evan Wesolowski
Yakko: âGoodnight everybody!â
Creepy.
Happy AK-47 noises
*pets AR-15*
No one said you canât pet a gun, youâd just look crazy
âLol youâre getting bullied? Not my problemâ
Isnât this most schools?
Sadly, yes. It's been 9 years since I left HS and honestly, nothing has changed. Schools just don't seem to care if someone is getting picked on and abused. They only care about how good the school looks and about attendance. It's sad that they don't care more about the welfare of the pupils.
@@ReptilianTeaDrinker Well they SHOULD.
Sadly yes
In my old school if people got into a fight the person who punched first got suspended and the other would get to go back to class
my school certaintly does that
that last girl was so smart, when a girl i know got assaulted we just beat the guy up but the way she did it was inspiring
Anyone else not hear the story with the dog? I went from the tech company story to the high school story and that's it đ€·ââïž
It was fake so he edited it out
The last story, minus the revenge and autism sounds like every school in the country. Thereâs always one in every school year.
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im not gonna make it 70 soz
Alexander THE GREAT youâre not wrong
I know know why she didnât simply press sexual assault charges immediately after swim/ gym class...?
Ping Chen they wouldnt have listened to her and sheâs already told them several times
*sees title*
"Oh really?!"
*Rslash narrates the story*
"Oh s..t, congrats on the dogs" *laughs at the now dead r.pist*
"You ducked up now, fool!"
Getting bullied in school starterpack:
-"Tell the teachers and your parents, they will handle it"
-"He/she probably likes you"
-Detention for fighting back because how DARE you slap someone who's been harassing you for years???
So, the middle school my brother went to has this VIP education program thing. It is supposedly an anti bullying thing.
So, once a year the program would give an award to VIP advocates.
This award is given during one of those super boring school assemblies that no one wants to go to, but you have to because school.
The awards are being delivered and this random kid is giving a speech about how bullying is bad and what not.
My brother is sitting beside me, he pulls my shirt and tells me. "It's funny he gets an award while being my bully" at that moment my heart sank. I raised the kid and being a victim of bullying myself, I can relate to him.
Because of circumstances I don't want to get into I was conditioned to always avoid conflict. I saw my brother was headed to the same path and knowing that walking away and ignoring it just doesn't work, I told him to stand up for himself and fight back. He said he didn't want to get in trouble with my parents to which I replied I was his parent since I practically raised him.
I then went to have a serious discussion with my mom about a possible phone call from the school. As to not punish my brother for defending himself.
Few days later, we get a phone call. Teacher is complaining that my brother hit another kid to which I reply "let me assure you, he was defending himself" and then pointed out this was his very first incident.
Teacher tried to give me the whole anti violence and anti bullying BS and then I told her the VIP story from the beginning and how my brother's bully had gotten an award. Her response was "wow" (I assume there also was a shocked Pikachu face)
I told her that since no one ever did anything serious whenever we came forward about my brother being bullied, then we had instructed him to use violence and that he would not be getting into trouble for it.
Teacher says nothing, then I ask. Is this going to affect his marks? (My brother always have had high marks) she says, no, this will not affect his marks.
"OK" I say, "then there is nothing else to discuss here, have a good day"
TL;DR: Anti bullying programs and advocacy are useless. It is survival of the fittest.
The first story reminds me of a joke I heard years ago.
A burglar breaks into a house and hears someone say, "Jesus is watching you." The burglar froze in place for a moment, waiting for another comment. A minute later, he goes back to snooping through the house when he hears it again. "Jesus is watching you." Freaked out, he turns around and sees a parrot in the corner of the room he was in. " Jesus is watching you," the parrot says again. Relieved, the burglar responds to the parrot, "You must be Jesus." "No," the parrot replied, "My name is Moses." Puzzled, the burglar asks the bird, "Who names their parrot Moses?" The parrot replied, "The same people who name their rottweiler Jesus."
School: Not caring a thing about bullying
Bullied kid: Shoots up school
School: *suprised Pikachu face*
School: oh your getting bullied ok well help
kid: rilly :D
School: haha no see ya đȘ
Dude thatâs not funny
@@Sammyel808 Funny =/= happy
Shredder Cheese well I mean there is dark humor
@@Sammyel808 maybe not to you. It's funny in the sense that this country's justice system won't discourage this behavior from a young age and then is shocked when it happens later with the whole "Why wasn't this behavior seen earlier" bullshit mentaliy
WOOOOOOOO CONGRATS MY DUDE!!!
This sounds like an inner city school. Not caring about bullying, having MULTIPLE security officers. This is NOT a typical school. My high school had ONE officer who technically worked for the police department but was stationed at our school. No one messed with him because he was chill and also a SWAT team member. 12 gauge and riot shield in his office.
These big 5000-10,000 student schools in the cities are impossible to improve. If youâre in the city, your kids must be private school for a decent education. Suburbs and rural can be public.
Rslash: here's a revenge story about good doggos
Also rslash: no puppybloopers
Plot twist rslashes dog is on of the grand puppies of those dogs
>:O
No one:
Dogs: *I'm about to end this man's whole career*
Man: No, that's not how you're supposed to play the game
Career? Small potatos.
Bruh,if I were a girl, and would be getting cornered by three guys at the corner of a pool, I'd start crying like a piece of turd, first of all, I'm scared of water that reaches thigh level and second, I'm too dumb to punch a guy then swing around his arm, climb up his back and bash his face into the wall, lol
I remember in high school half of my "street law" class were delinquents (ironic I know) who constantly bullied me. Despite me constantly reporting their actions of harassment and assault nothing happened. When it snapped and pulled a knife on them saying I am "going to send them to my kingdom of fire and suffering" (I was edgy I know) I ended being the one in trouble. Thank the dark lord my lawyer was a badass and got me off with a mere 3 month probation.
My 77 year old Mom has a Pit bull mix. He is VERY protective of her. :-)
The initial response from the school seems to be the norm. Kudos to the girl for the revenge.
How to Catch a Predator: Dog Edition. Chris Hansen would be proud.
How? Get a bigger predator!
Too bad you couldn't introduce Onision to those dogs.
@@hibi-tea that will be nice to see
This one was actually really good
dang image actually having a school that helps bullying