r/Nuclearrevenge "This is How I Committed Murder"

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    r/Nuclearrevenge In today's video, OP tells the chilling tale of how he murdered another person in cold blood. He flew to another country, created an elaborate alibi, and then snuck into his victim's house and killed her as an act of revenge. This story is absolutely horrifying, so proceed with caution! If you enjoyed this video, please subscribe and check out my merch store at the link above!
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  • @rSlash
    @rSlash  Pƙed 5 lety +7555

    WARNING: This story is intense. Don't watch unless you want to listen to someone describe murder!

  • @drunkolxea8682
    @drunkolxea8682 Pƙed 5 lety +4790

    "Rip their f-ing throat out"
    also r/slash
    "passionatly hug"

  • @emersonhernandez8476
    @emersonhernandez8476 Pƙed 5 lety +1242

    Grandma:make sister kill herself
    OP: right back at you buckaroo

    • @randomcat9314
      @randomcat9314 Pƙed 5 lety +47

      Salvi50376 YT grandma: make sister kill herself
      OP: *puts hand on uno card*
      Grandma: shit

    • @kakashi6957
      @kakashi6957 Pƙed 5 lety +3

      XD a reverse card will undo her killing herself

    • @enter_feeling6042
      @enter_feeling6042 Pƙed 5 lety +3

      @@kakashi6957 he just does an +2 on her +2

    • @jadendodd8055
      @jadendodd8055 Pƙed 5 lety +1

      Salvi50376 YT
      Whips out reverse card

    • @markhughes5622
      @markhughes5622 Pƙed 5 lety +1

      Of someone just didn't like this... Their would have been 555 likes and 5 comments....

  • @Lady_Kyutoko_of_Glencoe
    @Lady_Kyutoko_of_Glencoe Pƙed 4 lety +1556

    Is it just me... or does it seem like murder should belong in "supernova revenge" and not nuclear revenge?
    I just... it feels like "ruining someone's life" and "ending someone's life" belong in different subs...

    • @criticaldamage381
      @criticaldamage381 Pƙed 3 lety +38

      U ruining life bad but
      Me ENDING SOMEONES LIFE

    • @cheesepoofs845
      @cheesepoofs845 Pƙed 3 lety +10

      Or Singularity

    • @trustyrat8632
      @trustyrat8632 Pƙed 3 lety +17

      Supernova is way worse than killing choking someone to death

    • @ATemplarIGuess
      @ATemplarIGuess Pƙed 3 lety +23

      @@trustyrat8632 like that guy who shot his wife's new husband with a shotgun for getting his son killed

    • @LordXalgeath
      @LordXalgeath Pƙed 3 lety +5

      Probably in r/blackholerevenge

  • @crayzay925
    @crayzay925 Pƙed 4 lety +1962

    Best way to sum up that last story: “Long live the king"

  • @ChaosSolak
    @ChaosSolak Pƙed 4 lety +2657

    *Sister lives in harsh conditions, is abused so hard she kills herself.*
    Family:
    *Grandmother dies.*
    Family: What a tragedy, let's have an annual ceremony about this person who prompted a young girl to burn herself to death and watched her do it without remorse.

    • @ReallyKeepingFictional
      @ReallyKeepingFictional Pƙed 4 lety +119

      Well, I'm pretty sure the rest of the family followed along with stigmatizing the sister since she was an illegitimate birth, so they were more focused on the grandmother's death than her life.

    • @raccoonyew4149
      @raccoonyew4149 Pƙed 4 lety +67

      It's also probably fake. Anyone can make a story up on Reddit. It just depends on how convincing you can make it. And no I'm not saying that all Reddit story are fake.

    • @ReallyKeepingFictional
      @ReallyKeepingFictional Pƙed 4 lety +22

      @@raccoonyew4149
      Fair enough

    • @Demonslayer20111
      @Demonslayer20111 Pƙed 4 lety +74

      @@raccoonyew4149 yeah maybe. But it very well might be true. All the signs are there, throwaway account, after statute of limitations for Sweden, no extradition treaty between Sweden and Syria, so nothing would happen even if he was identified. Based on 2008 date.
      And I know that I would personally consider and even plan it if that happened to me. Not so sure about actually doing it

    • @sawyerawr5783
      @sawyerawr5783 Pƙed 4 lety +35

      @@Demonslayer20111 And it is Syria. I don't mean that in a derogatory way simply that their culture is different than what we know/are accustomed too. I don't want to use the term Honor Killing because that's not what this is...but it's what comes to mind. a more pure form of honor killing in a way.

  • @crispypotato4727
    @crispypotato4727 Pƙed 5 lety +2307

    OP: So I killed my grandmother.
    FBI: Meh, she deserved it.

    • @bpar32100
      @bpar32100 Pƙed 5 lety +13

      Eric Ni you are sick

    • @JohnTheRecoilJunkie
      @JohnTheRecoilJunkie Pƙed 5 lety +166

      She kinda did tho.

    • @deathreed5671
      @deathreed5671 Pƙed 5 lety +56

      đŸ”«AMERICAđŸ”«FUCKđŸ”«YEAHđŸ”«

    • @Zamolxes77
      @Zamolxes77 Pƙed 5 lety +122

      FBI has no jurisdiction in Sweden. Furthermore crime was committed in Syria, I have no fucking idea who has jurisdiction there, except perhaps ISIS. And they would agree with OP.

    • @Gray13475
      @Gray13475 Pƙed 5 lety +19

      The Case would have to be worked through Interpol and it would multi-Jurisdictional. GSD and CSD in Syria. SÄPO, NFC, and Polismyndigheten in Sweden. Interpol as the Intermediary Agency.

  • @consoleguy647
    @consoleguy647 Pƙed 4 lety +382

    First story in a nutshell:
    Avenge the fallen.
    But in all seriousness, that first story was disgusting. That grandmother was a completely and truly disgusting, and she more than deserved the punishment.

    • @tykkebellis
      @tykkebellis Pƙed 2 lety +5

      i agree

    • @yourfavoritemushroom
      @yourfavoritemushroom Pƙed rokem +11

      Everyone is so calm about this like wtf???
      But yes i agree, that grandmother deserved every bit of struggle she felt before the release of death.

    • @blackwatch2516
      @blackwatch2516 Pƙed rokem +2

      @@yourfavoritemushroom this is how the internet works.

  • @kaiserepsilon4011
    @kaiserepsilon4011 Pƙed 3 lety +66

    Quotes to sum it up:
    First story: "Remember when I said I'd kill you last? I lied..."
    Second story: "I won't kill you... But I don't have to save you."

    • @General_C
      @General_C Pƙed rokem +1

      Isn't that a Batman quote? I swear I've heard that from somewhere...

    • @cyberman3175
      @cyberman3175 Pƙed 4 měsĂ­ci

      @@General_CI know I’m a year late but yes, it’s from Batman Begins(2005).

  • @ResidentEvilFan1123
    @ResidentEvilFan1123 Pƙed 5 lety +2946

    Dad: I'm dying... I need a kidney transplant
    OP: **Sips tea** such a shame

    • @benslater3588
      @benslater3588 Pƙed 5 lety +147

      OP: **signing off a will to give inheritance to himself** if only someone would be kind enough to donate an organ now that would be wholesome.

    • @ashcorvus7004
      @ashcorvus7004 Pƙed 5 lety +37

      @@benslater3588 STONKS

    • @allysonchen4286
      @allysonchen4286 Pƙed 5 lety +9

      LMAO

    • @kos2919
      @kos2919 Pƙed 5 lety +14

      @@benslater3588 sometimes hatred can overcome greed

    • @maidkastrat_lwered_bih97
      @maidkastrat_lwered_bih97 Pƙed 5 lety +3

      lol

  • @lauraroseangel225
    @lauraroseangel225 Pƙed 5 lety +1243

    Dying dad: I need this surgery to live
    Kid he abandoned and forgot about: *_sips tea_* sounds like a personal problem

    • @cuudlezsosuh937
      @cuudlezsosuh937 Pƙed 5 lety +45

      Laura Rose Angel don’t know if you watch My Hero Academia, but this seem like something Todoroki Shoto would do. Lol

    • @CatherinesClaws
      @CatherinesClaws Pƙed 5 lety +12

      @@cuudlezsosuh937 absolutely

    • @eboy990
      @eboy990 Pƙed 5 lety +8

      @@cuudlezsosuh937 duh

    • @nicnebby7019
      @nicnebby7019 Pƙed 5 lety +1

      Lol

    • @naruto_hinata_xd5795
      @naruto_hinata_xd5795 Pƙed 5 lety +2

      I was sure rslash already had this story up

  • @SigilsOfSilence
    @SigilsOfSilence Pƙed 4 lety +205

    Where were you when grandmother die?
    I was at house, eating dorito.
    when suddenly phone ring.
    "Grandma is kil."
    No

  • @adrunkvendingmachine9266
    @adrunkvendingmachine9266 Pƙed 4 lety +339

    I love how a murder story is chilling in this vid and nobody cares. Not even the person reading this.

    • @sh_joy
      @sh_joy Pƙed 4 lety +18

      I care. I can't actually even believe this is real. How could anyone condone this??

    • @someoneunknown2453
      @someoneunknown2453 Pƙed 3 lety +64

      It was justified murder

    • @shadowmaster5689
      @shadowmaster5689 Pƙed 3 lety +3

      Damn, ya got me

    • @PeterCaptainObvious
      @PeterCaptainObvious Pƙed 3 lety +30

      The grandmother had it coming, she is literally responsible, along with the sister's mother and father, for OP's sister's death. Fuck 'em all.

    • @getmeout4801
      @getmeout4801 Pƙed 3 lety +4

      @@sh_joy the story was actually fake or at least that's what someone in the comments said

  • @marionthebarbarian4734
    @marionthebarbarian4734 Pƙed 5 lety +721

    R/slash: passionately hug
    Also r/slash: so here's a story about murdering my grandmother

    • @JohnTheRecoilJunkie
      @JohnTheRecoilJunkie Pƙed 5 lety +19

      Yeah, no point trying to monetize this one.

    • @PunakiviAddikti
      @PunakiviAddikti Pƙed 5 lety +21

      Murder, theft and arsen is fine, but you don't speak about sex with Mr. CZcams's family friendly police.

  • @CaitlinSydney
    @CaitlinSydney Pƙed 4 lety +3353

    I love how chill the first story guy is- "I had to put my parents' murder on hold" like how you would say you had to put vacation plans on hold or something. It gives me chills.

    • @hajnalcsillaghauck2464
      @hajnalcsillaghauck2464 Pƙed 4 lety +156

      He is most likly become more or less socihopatic because of his family. I just hope he can live the rest of his life without incident. Also.... the fact that he got away with it and just live somewhere in the world is scary
      (sorry for my grammer, english not my first language)

    • @arithecat8819
      @arithecat8819 Pƙed 4 lety +56

      I literally get more stressed when i decide ti take a shit a few minutes later than i planned

    • @GenericYugituber
      @GenericYugituber Pƙed 4 lety +51

      Wait is it not normal to plan out the murder of specific shitty people who happen to be related by blood?

    • @pugtie4695
      @pugtie4695 Pƙed 4 lety +73

      The ending of the story where he talks about his grandmother passing made him realize how quickly loved ones can disappear and this is my way of saying I love, he has to mentally be thinking about his sister not his grandmother and killing her was his way of saying I love you sis. And that's why he holds the calibration of his grandmother's death I am not saying what he did was write and if this is fake then props for telling a satisfying revenge story. I'm just trying to make some sense of the ending. Oh yes it does sound like putting a vacation on hold.

    • @pugtie4695
      @pugtie4695 Pƙed 4 lety +13

      @@GenericYugituber Yes. Yes it is and the funny and/or scary part at least to me is that some go through with it. And by yes I mean it is normal. Heck I've thought about it over the years heck sometimes I can't even tell if I'm still sane enough to not go through with it. IDK I do have restraint but if I ever do snap it would be just like this guy losing a loved one.

  • @JD-rq3ur
    @JD-rq3ur Pƙed 4 lety +448

    If I was OP in the first story I would have planned a way to free my sister. OP should have asked his sister to hold on for just a couple more years until he could support her. Obviously I am not in her situation and that may have been too much to ask of her. But giving her some hope by setting a date to the end of her misery may have helped. I would have saved every penny and broke her out of there asap. Living on almost nothing but still being free of that torture would be a huge step up from how she was living. I guess I am just surprised that he was able to strategically plan and follow through will a murder but didn't use that motivation to strategically plan an escape for his sister.

    • @ricocarpenter2189
      @ricocarpenter2189 Pƙed 4 lety +52

      I whole heartedly agree

    • @chaesbestfriend608
      @chaesbestfriend608 Pƙed 4 lety +112

      I agree, but he may have had no way to contact her after the gmother started taking the money he sent. That's the idea I got anyway

    • @MrGuy-xq5uv
      @MrGuy-xq5uv Pƙed 3 lety +9

      yeah it does kinda suck

    • @EpitomeTTV
      @EpitomeTTV Pƙed 3 lety +25

      Was she underage? It might have been considered kidnapping and OP might have been thrown in Syrian jail and the sister would have returned to the grandmother's.

    • @emracck
      @emracck Pƙed 3 lety

      What’s the orange thing next to your name?

  • @KatznDogz56
    @KatznDogz56 Pƙed 4 lety +51

    Story is about a guy killing his grandma, and he's still censoring himself

  • @eclipze8408
    @eclipze8408 Pƙed 5 lety +2350

    *grandma opens the door*
    OP: Swiggity swag get ready for the body bag

  • @Spoggington
    @Spoggington Pƙed 5 lety +850

    Grandma: *is the reason his sister is dead*
    OP: *kills grandma*
    Grandma: :0

  • @louiseheiwood2688
    @louiseheiwood2688 Pƙed 4 lety +24

    As someone who hates my family and especially my grandmother, I got a lot of catharsis out of that first story
    My family wasn't quite as terrible, but I'd be lying if I said I didn't fantasize about bolting grandma, my uncle and his fiance to a quiet road and slowly flattening them one by one with a steamroller

  • @Sapphiresenthiss
    @Sapphiresenthiss Pƙed 2 lety +24

    Holy shit, I have never thought I'd get *SO* much pure satisfaction out of listening to a *MURDER* story out of all things...

  • @Jessicahild123
    @Jessicahild123 Pƙed 5 lety +942

    Internet: We need you to find the difference between these two pictures
    Family Friendly Content
    Detailed Murder Story
    CZcams: They are the same picture

    • @theyreontome6200
      @theyreontome6200 Pƙed 4 lety +3

      They dont think so NOW because COPPA hasnt claimed this and we're still talking

    • @wlageg9460
      @wlageg9460 Pƙed 4 lety +2

      Dry as toasts...

    • @omnikingzeno5520
      @omnikingzeno5520 Pƙed 4 lety +4

      Also CZcams: demonitize nice people

    • @Robby_sbr
      @Robby_sbr Pƙed 4 lety +2

      Pretty accurate.

    • @VK-jy3pi
      @VK-jy3pi Pƙed 4 lety

      CZcams and Reddit : WE DID GREAT!

  • @sugarstudios5946
    @sugarstudios5946 Pƙed 5 lety +614

    the dudes family: mourning over grandma
    the dude: ceLEBRATE GOODTimeS coMe On

    • @Predated2
      @Predated2 Pƙed 5 lety +7

      Reminds me of the southpark obama-mccain election episode

    • @sugarstudios5946
      @sugarstudios5946 Pƙed 5 lety

      Predated O I’m just a little kid I’ve never watched that ;/

    • @apollogenerator9837
      @apollogenerator9837 Pƙed 5 lety +1

      I laughed at this!

    • @Predated2
      @Predated2 Pƙed 5 lety +1

      @@sugarstudios5946well, if you ever think you're old enough, Southpark has all their episodes for free on their own website. To be fair, listening/reading a story about someone who murdered their own grandmother is probably worse than anything southpark has put out there.

    • @sugarstudios5946
      @sugarstudios5946 Pƙed 5 lety

      @@Predated2 Thanks! (=

  • @AFantasticCat
    @AFantasticCat Pƙed 4 lety +70

    This guy didn’t end his or anyone else’s grandmother. He simply prevented a monster from continuing to be a monster.

    • @MidMoonStar
      @MidMoonStar Pƙed 2 lety +4

      True but that argument is doomed to fail in court 99% if not 100% of the time

    • @WillieManga
      @WillieManga Pƙed 2 lety +3

      Imagine how awful someone has to even be to not even be considered a grandmother.

    • @IamtheSpy2005
      @IamtheSpy2005 Pƙed rokem

      Yeah try using that in court during the trial.

    • @micahslash
      @micahslash Pƙed 10 měsĂ­ci

      @@MidMoonStar Proof of a broken justice system.

  • @zanyraccoon6361
    @zanyraccoon6361 Pƙed 3 lety +15

    As a fellow big brother I have nothing but respect for the first dude. I'd do the same if anyone hurt my sister like that.

  • @murasakiusagi5124
    @murasakiusagi5124 Pƙed 4 lety +1265

    Grandma: was the reason his sister died
    OP: *uno reverse card*

  • @justsomeguywithasurprisede4059
    @justsomeguywithasurprisede4059 Pƙed 5 lety +678

    Grandma: makes sister kill herself
    Op: Kills Grandma
    *Cha Cha Real Smooth*

  • @pumpkinbumpkin767
    @pumpkinbumpkin767 Pƙed 4 lety +24

    “I had to put my parent’s murder on hold”
    FBI OPEN UP

  • @shadowwolf7024
    @shadowwolf7024 Pƙed 4 lety +13

    First story: I WOULD FEEL THE SAME WAY TOO OP

  • @vortex9604
    @vortex9604 Pƙed 5 lety +721

    OP: *stands up to murder gm*
    GM: "Why do I hear boss music?"

    • @grayprince7
      @grayprince7 Pƙed 5 lety +35

      *m e g a l o v a n i a s l o w l y f a d e s i n*

    • @eferial0423
      @eferial0423 Pƙed 5 lety +9

      HERES JOHNNY!

    • @randomcat9314
      @randomcat9314 Pƙed 5 lety +10

      Ink_Hellicopter3DS *tetris music slowly intesifies*

    • @randomcat9314
      @randomcat9314 Pƙed 5 lety +8

      Vortex9 press a to resist
      *pressing the f-ck outta A*
      You died
      Spectate the world
      Delete the world

    • @dispenserheadalt
      @dispenserheadalt Pƙed 5 lety +4

      A V E N G E T H E F A L L E N
      (avengers theme song plays)

  • @anyuser5788
    @anyuser5788 Pƙed 5 lety +736

    I feel so bad for the sister. My heart dropped when I heard “She lived and died miserably” đŸ˜Ș

  • @WillieManga
    @WillieManga Pƙed 2 lety +3

    15:35 Not quite. It's more like seeing someone dangle from a cliff and being like
    "I won't kill you. But I don't have to save you."
    It's pretty simple too, but I just like Batman Begins. So I had to make that reference.

  • @uncle7081
    @uncle7081 Pƙed 3 lety +12

    Mission:avenge the fallen
    Target: grandma
    Weapon:hands
    Location:Syria
    Mission completed

  • @karuelist7140
    @karuelist7140 Pƙed 5 lety +397

    Rslash:*swear word*
    CZcams:HEY! NO THAT IS A NO GO!!
    Rslash:*describes murder in detail*
    CZcams:nothing wrong there
    Me: wait what...

    • @osheratias3010
      @osheratias3010 Pƙed 5 lety +4

      EXACTLY.

    • @cristinanunez3234
      @cristinanunez3234 Pƙed 5 lety +2

      cheatoozz bumpkingamer he also got ads

    • @xdenricoudx
      @xdenricoudx Pƙed 5 lety

      Oh here’s another
      Macro:plays copyrighted song
      CZcams:wait that’s illegal
      Macro:does acapella of song
      CZcams: THATS ILLEGAL!!
      Me: ummm. What?

  • @abfg616
    @abfg616 Pƙed 5 lety +1081

    Creator: *swears*
    CZcams: "nope."
    Creator: *opinion*
    CZcams: "nope."
    Creator: "Suicide, Homicide, Animal and Child Abuse?"
    CZcams: "seems legit, you're free to go. "

  • @itzmekennii
    @itzmekennii Pƙed 2 lety +7

    The story where this guy MURDERED his grandma made me break out in a cold sweat. I mean, the grandma was pretty bad in a way, but the description of this entire thing painted a brutal picture in my mind of what happened. But do you think OP almost got caught or maybe was caught because he posted this story? And OP avenged his sister in a way others may have never expected, but he still avenged her.

  • @ulligulli3030
    @ulligulli3030 Pƙed 4 lety +12

    *OP explains how he killed his grandma*
    Goofy music stays on

  • @ayushgupta8148
    @ayushgupta8148 Pƙed 5 lety +599

    Title - this is how I Committed murder
    Hashtag - Funnyredditposts
    *Outstanding move*

  • @retardedperson4280
    @retardedperson4280 Pƙed 5 lety +697

    Most CZcamsrs censoring: bleeep
    Rslash censoring: *hugging passionately*
    Me: 😂

    • @The_Gentleman_Blacksmith
      @The_Gentleman_Blacksmith Pƙed 5 lety +21

      This is what separates RSlash from the other reddit readers. His additional content and way of reading. Also I appreciate the fact that he credits the Redditors first.

    • @EvandroNP
      @EvandroNP Pƙed 5 lety +4

      Plus he reads. Most use those robot voices and barely edit their videos

    • @retardedperson4280
      @retardedperson4280 Pƙed 5 lety +1

      Thank you so much for the heart, RSlash!!

    • @YoDay
      @YoDay Pƙed 5 lety +3

      Yeah it's so good. And his systematic laughs are the best

    • @MartianFruit
      @MartianFruit Pƙed 5 lety +1

      I unsubscribed from rslash

  • @fatigue8675
    @fatigue8675 Pƙed 3 lety +2

    I know so many stories where the mother claims no child support, and the kid grew up hating and disrespecting their father, only to find out decades later that their mother destroyed him in court and kept him at bay... I was one of those stories.

  • @puzzleanddragons1898
    @puzzleanddragons1898 Pƙed 3 lety +2

    7:30
    OP: "this is the part where I say "I still feel empty" right? I'd be lying to myself if I said that, I finally feel awake like I can breath again and my sister....I cant bring her back, but at least that b*tch is gone"

  • @chipchip7143
    @chipchip7143 Pƙed 5 lety +432

    Family: *Cries because of dead grandma*
    OP: *Laughs in Swedish*

  • @joeduffy9501
    @joeduffy9501 Pƙed 5 lety +248

    *Just finished reading a graphic post about murdering an elderly relative for revenge*
    Nobody:
    Absolutely no-one:
    R-Slash: *Giggles like a schoolgirl*

    • @obi501
      @obi501 Pƙed 5 lety +5

      You didn't?

    • @Thornhughes
      @Thornhughes Pƙed 5 lety +5

      Having a dark sense of humour and being prone to nervous/awkward laughter is a terrible burden to bear.

  • @petterlarsson7257
    @petterlarsson7257 Pƙed rokem +3

    "treat others how you want to be treated," isn't that right grandma.

  • @eyeccantseeyouu
    @eyeccantseeyouu Pƙed 4 lety +19

    This should be blackhole revenge right? RIGHT?

  • @humanoid139
    @humanoid139 Pƙed 5 lety +582

    "hes ice cold"
    *laughs"
    Me: wow he killed someone
    Me: and got away with it
    Me: thats takes balls to explain what happened on reddit

    • @wilmagregg3131
      @wilmagregg3131 Pƙed 5 lety +46

      hes uses the internet effect aka hes abusing the fact no one will likely belive the story because its on the internet and is way too obvious but that makes it the perfect place to brag about doing legit stuff when its not account locked of course this wouldnt work on something like face book

    • @mwwill5465
      @mwwill5465 Pƙed 5 lety +12

      Yeah,like seriously!That's nothing to brag about!
      If I was that guy,that would be my deepest darkest secret!
      I mean I'm surprised the FBI didn't decide to track this guy down.

    • @emeraldtnt4865
      @emeraldtnt4865 Pƙed 5 lety +4

      Noice

    • @vurt1k238
      @vurt1k238 Pƙed 5 lety +7

      This was sad and cold at the seame time i feel bad for his sister đŸ˜«đŸ˜«

    • @zemorph42
      @zemorph42 Pƙed 5 lety +33

      @@mwwill5465 He lives in Sweden and the crime was done in Syria, neither of which is within their jurisdiction. Maybe the Syrian authorities will try to track him down and seek extradition, but somehow I doubt it.

  • @dragance9995
    @dragance9995 Pƙed 4 lety +788

    9:03 So, the dad makes a ceremony every year for his garbage mom, BUT NOT FOR HIS OWN CHILD?!?!? This is insane...

    • @univhunter1220
      @univhunter1220 Pƙed 3 lety +42

      I know right and they just plainly forget about her... at least the grandmother knew why is her grandson murdering her and remember her "slave"

    • @ViirinSoftworks
      @ViirinSoftworks Pƙed 3 lety +28

      You might be surprised how evil some people are.

    • @memeking7273
      @memeking7273 Pƙed 3 lety +9

      Tbh I am expecting OP to murder his parents for every extra kid they had and the mom asks why with him only saying "remember my sister? No? Then let me help u remember her" and the mother dies

    • @jessicamassa9377
      @jessicamassa9377 Pƙed 3 lety +5

      @@ViirinSoftworks the grandma, and the OP are evil, and i sincerely hope someone doxxed OP found her zip code, and sent op's story to the proper authorities

    • @ViirinSoftworks
      @ViirinSoftworks Pƙed 3 lety +12

      @@jessicamassa9377 Agree to disagree.

  • @criticaldamage381
    @criticaldamage381 Pƙed 3 lety +3

    The murder one was so elaborate that I loved it

  • @1500Chevy
    @1500Chevy Pƙed 3 lety +1

    I like this guys voice, he narrates it correctly, shows emotion, and has the type of voice. He’s good to listen to.

  • @TheHHBstudios
    @TheHHBstudios Pƙed 4 lety +566

    In the friend’s defense, if my friend asked to cover for him since he would be out with a girl, my first thought wouldn’t be “Oh you’re gonna kill your Grandma huh?” It’s less of him being oblivious and you just being on a completely different planet from them.

    • @catrielmarignaclionti4518
      @catrielmarignaclionti4518 Pƙed 3 lety +16

      I mean, I have a friend with a crazy grandma, so I would maybe ask him something like that, but again im an idiot lmao

  • @RustedStar
    @RustedStar Pƙed 4 lety +2463

    legally its questionable.
    morally its disgusting.
    personally i like it.

    • @RustedStar
      @RustedStar Pƙed 4 lety +146

      @Amario aight

    • @xavarrowww6
      @xavarrowww6 Pƙed 4 lety +10

      Yea aight , buss down

    • @gachajosh6308
      @gachajosh6308 Pƙed 4 lety +65

      FINALLY someone gets how murder is great

    • @paulbechayda7750
      @paulbechayda7750 Pƙed 4 lety +49

      Somehow, Murder in our imaginations seems right...
      But in real life... It's not right.
      Let's not make our Imaginations or Anger control us it's not right.

    • @KingFinnch
      @KingFinnch Pƙed 4 lety +45

      @Amario the way it happened, they shouldn't have even existed in the first place

  • @gManGabe
    @gManGabe Pƙed 3 lety +1

    This was amazing. Completely destroyed the depressive episode I've been having.

  • @Bea..l0v3
    @Bea..l0v3 Pƙed 4 lety +3

    The kid who waited by the window made me so sad because my dad did the same thing on Christmas I waited by my window and called almost 12 times I cried myself to sleep early in the morning and I feel for that kid because it just feels awful to be let down luckily my dad is much less of an asshole now

  • @Selimo-hw3ms
    @Selimo-hw3ms Pƙed 5 lety +339

    Dad: hey so it's time to donate that organ
    Me: nah
    Dad: *SUPRISED PIKACHU*

    • @randomcat9314
      @randomcat9314 Pƙed 4 lety +3

      Dad: Hey op so I heard you are willing to donate your organ for me
      Op: Dad you leave me when i was very young I’m gonna donate you a grave how does that sound?
      Dad: F*ck

    • @Aelp20
      @Aelp20 Pƙed 4 lety +2

      JDEK Productionsh ...

  • @kadenscharnow3944
    @kadenscharnow3944 Pƙed 5 lety +268

    Me at the beginning: Oh maybe he's just gonna publicly humiliate them.
    Me at the end: WAIT HE ACTUALLY DID IT?!

  • @pitedapollo6175
    @pitedapollo6175 Pƙed 4 lety +5

    this should be a r/supernova revenge

  • @ShortsMaGeeTV
    @ShortsMaGeeTV Pƙed rokem

    Maaaan. Wtf is up with that murder story? 😂 You wild RSlash! ❀

  • @doctornsilver3882
    @doctornsilver3882 Pƙed 5 lety +402

    *describes how a redditor murdered someone.*
    "#funnyredditposts"
    Smooth, man...

  • @samthewizzy
    @samthewizzy Pƙed 4 lety +515

    “I wanted to hold his jaw from the inside with my hands and just rip it from my face.”
    *mortal combat soundtrack starts playing *

  • @caramel2568
    @caramel2568 Pƙed 3 lety +3

    “After my dad disappeared like hoodini” I’m sorry but lmao that had me falling off my chair laughing for like 3 minutes.

    • @user-ft8xm7cn6j
      @user-ft8xm7cn6j Pƙed 3 lety +4

      My dad was a magician, He did the disapearing trick. Tho he never knew how to apear again.

    • @caramel2568
      @caramel2568 Pƙed 3 lety +2

      S. W. A. T oh BOY do I know about that. My dad did the trick to go to the grocery store to get some milk given the fact that we were right in front of the dairy isle I don’t think it was to actually get milk.. never saw him again until he reached out to me once in need of a free maid and some extra cash. Turned that offer down like an attack helicopter full of TNT

  • @aliteralshadow2474
    @aliteralshadow2474 Pƙed 4 lety +2

    The fact that someone so young can be hurt like that and successfully Yale their own life hurts so much.
    I’ve felt that pain but I’ve lived through each attempt. My heart is fucking devastated for her and I’m relieved he got revenge.

  • @GameisGame.
    @GameisGame. Pƙed 5 lety +722

    Family *Crying* We miss you grandama
    Menawhile
    Swedish guy: Dancing and laughing

    • @randomcat9314
      @randomcat9314 Pƙed 5 lety +10

      V B don’t kill her , just destroy her wind pipe

    • @demonetized7803
      @demonetized7803 Pƙed 5 lety +14

      OP's family comes from the middle east / Syria to be more specific, the location was blurred out.

    • @eddefram3962
      @eddefram3962 Pƙed 5 lety +3

      Deafult dance intensefies

    • @kakashi6957
      @kakashi6957 Pƙed 5 lety +2

      @@randomcat9314 gold pure gold

    • @xenotyphon
      @xenotyphon Pƙed 5 lety +9

      For some reasons, I really want the first story to be fake but the emotions felt so real. The grandmother was truly a sad excuse of a human being for letting her grandchild kill herself off in such a manner.
      F to OP 😔😔😔

  • @nick-brothwood
    @nick-brothwood Pƙed rokem +1

    Now the 1st story had me thinking that when Op's parents are on their death beds, he'll straight up tell them he murdered the old bag.

    • @georgeshaw4017
      @georgeshaw4017 Pƙed 10 měsĂ­ci +1

      And tell him that every time he was at the times to remember her, he was beyond happy and laughing that she was dead.

  • @THEFIRST39
    @THEFIRST39 Pƙed 3 lety +2

    Well done OP, you have done good work.
    I hope your plans for your parents went just as exquisitely! đŸ˜‡đŸ„°

  • @jagdpanzere.onehundred911
    @jagdpanzere.onehundred911 Pƙed 5 lety +612

    “This guy is as cold as ice”
    That is putting it lightly

  • @9DRK
    @9DRK Pƙed 5 lety +679

    With all these nuclear revenges Im wondering if this is how nuclear bombs are made

    • @maybejai
      @maybejai Pƙed 5 lety +5

      Probably

    • @toastWs
      @toastWs Pƙed 5 lety +8

      No this how black holes are made

    • @9DRK
      @9DRK Pƙed 5 lety +2

      @@toastWs its going to be the death of us

    • @milkboi556
      @milkboi556 Pƙed 5 lety +1

      Nuclear bombs are made by r/nuclear revenges

    • @SimplyAnExistence
      @SimplyAnExistence Pƙed 5 lety +1

      KattMations YT
      Funny, but nukes were banned world wide right???
      All these posts... THEYRE ILLEGAL!

  • @averagecustodes2562
    @averagecustodes2562 Pƙed 2 lety +1

    I simply can't believe that someone was like, "oh yeah, I'm gonna tell people on the internet that I killed people where they can trace my name and address, I totally killed people, yep definitely." like no you didn't, you're just tryna sound cool"

  • @Jack-fn3qc
    @Jack-fn3qc Pƙed rokem +1

    I like how OP literally just confessed to murder on the internet

  • @deven_wingz5354
    @deven_wingz5354 Pƙed 4 lety +453

    grandma : *makes sister kill self*
    op : *im boutta end this womans whole career*

    • @mariogrenadine
      @mariogrenadine Pƙed 4 lety +30

      *life

    • @slimer6023
      @slimer6023 Pƙed 4 lety +12

      More like her life

    • @zomboss9242
      @zomboss9242 Pƙed 4 lety +13

      OP: posts on Reddit with full detail of murder
      Police: *I am going to do what’s called a pro gamer move*

    • @blaze_it9842
      @blaze_it9842 Pƙed 4 lety +2

      her soul

    • @Kassieq
      @Kassieq Pƙed 4 lety +3

      @@zomboss9242 actually the op did a gamer move because police thinks all the specifically reddid stories are fake.
      Facebook:real
      Twitter:real
      Literally anything else:real
      Reddit: Oh ThAtS fAkE

  • @slobjuice107
    @slobjuice107 Pƙed 5 lety +311

    R/slash: *laughs at the fact the dude killed his grandmother and says "he is cold as ice"*
    Yeah ok r/slash

    • @damionalexander100
      @damionalexander100 Pƙed 5 lety +23

      I mean, we're naturally glad when we see someome getting long overdue karma.

    • @_Nah_
      @_Nah_ Pƙed 5 lety +10

      "rslashslash"

    • @AugustoEL
      @AugustoEL Pƙed 5 lety +1

      @@meh198 acording to what OP said they are fucked in account of money or something else so karma that way

    • @andymccoy8370
      @andymccoy8370 Pƙed 5 lety +2

      Lmao rslashslash r/therewasanattempt

    • @RRAAZ
      @RRAAZ Pƙed 5 lety

      R slash slash?

  • @supervegito2277
    @supervegito2277 Pƙed 3 lety +3

    10:06 Not really. Just Revenge.
    Hate is a powerful emotion. I personally find this story a bit bittersweet, since the sister still died.. and so brutally as well...
    Frankly, to me, the more impressive part is how OP here could just fake sadness like that, is capable of keeping everything secret.

  • @sally-annegammon2968
    @sally-annegammon2968 Pƙed 10 měsĂ­ci +2

    if I was op's wife & read he murdered his grandma I'd call the police & get him arrested then apply for custody of the children

  • @simaosimoes8524
    @simaosimoes8524 Pƙed 5 lety +343

    "you are bad guy. but this does not mean you are bad guy"

  • @TimeCircleBlue
    @TimeCircleBlue Pƙed 5 lety +166

    “We share blood, not family
”
    -Subzero, 2019

  • @emilymondragon8948
    @emilymondragon8948 Pƙed 3 lety

    idk why i love this video so much, hearing about the grandmas murder is stupidly soothing to me

  • @sniperdreem1914
    @sniperdreem1914 Pƙed 3 lety

    This first guy would be amazing at Among Us.
    Kid: Hey dad I found a game about finding an imposter and/or killing people without being suspicious.
    The guy who killed his grandmother and no one knows: Huh that sounds like fun!

  • @clownshapiro5119
    @clownshapiro5119 Pƙed 5 lety +397

    Doctor: IT'S A BOY!!
    Karen: Before you ask, no I'm not vaccinating.
    Doctor: Mam no spawn killing.

  • @HeckinBrandon
    @HeckinBrandon Pƙed 5 lety +121

    Grandma: “Your dumb sister died because of me.”
    First OP: “Long live the queen bish.” **kicks grandma off a cliff**

  • @uniraffesaur
    @uniraffesaur Pƙed rokem

    I wasn’t expecting to listen to a person describe strangling their disgusting excuse of a grandmother to death first thing this morning but here we are

  • @TheCornDavis
    @TheCornDavis Pƙed 4 lety

    Holy crap! The most intense episode yet!

  • @Minyoin
    @Minyoin Pƙed 5 lety +229

    The thing is... I understand why they did that but, gotten away with murder?
    goddamn.
    I'm just waiting for the edit saying "Yeah... So i'm in jail'

    • @kos2919
      @kos2919 Pƙed 5 lety +16

      Well it's not in USA and with how corrupt Syria is their cop can be pretty useless

    • @rayz639
      @rayz639 Pƙed 5 lety +15

      Kos 291 Syria has more important things to worry about

    • @azelfdaboi5265
      @azelfdaboi5265 Pƙed 5 lety +14

      Syria won't care
      Sweden won't do anything, even if they do find out

    • @krilexu3887
      @krilexu3887 Pƙed 5 lety +3

      @@azelfdaboi5265 well i am a swedish detective cop and i am gona set this man to justice for murdering his grandparent

    • @objectdefiance4027
      @objectdefiance4027 Pƙed 5 lety +4

      @@krilexu3887 Yeah totally...

  • @angrybutters
    @angrybutters Pƙed 5 lety +265

    This episode has to be the number 1 most insane one yet. Holy moly

    • @thealgorithm3412
      @thealgorithm3412 Pƙed 5 lety +8

      I think there was one where OP killed his ex wifes husband for sending his son to the military and his son died so he shot him in the head

    • @GaladorLP
      @GaladorLP Pƙed 5 lety +6

      the most insane was that one in Australia where a whole familys males raped and tortured the females in it, especially the little girls

    • @melissaconnellyjones2622
      @melissaconnellyjones2622 Pƙed 5 lety +4

      And the one where the whole town killed the Sherriff Uncle, mom and 12 year old for their murder and dismemberment of a 6 year old.

  • @moony2543
    @moony2543 Pƙed 3 lety +1

    one thing i don’t understand: why confess to murder on Reddit? Can’t authorities find you easily?

  • @DoctorTex
    @DoctorTex Pƙed 3 lety +1

    Grandmother: What'd I ever do to you?
    OP: Nothing. It's what you did to her...
    Grandmother: Her who? .......oh..... *HER* .....

  • @cougarhunter33
    @cougarhunter33 Pƙed 5 lety +318

    As the saying goes, "some people just need killin."
    I don't condone, but I understand. There's one of those in my life too.

  • @MrMTGPsycho
    @MrMTGPsycho Pƙed 5 lety +127

    OP: Hippity Hoppity, my sister wasn't property.

  • @hp5467
    @hp5467 Pƙed 3 lety

    I LIKE how he just causaly talk about killing 3 people and get away with it

  • @yxz9155
    @yxz9155 Pƙed 4 lety

    this is my favorite rslash video so far and i am nearly listening 6 months now :)

  • @pollall2793
    @pollall2793 Pƙed 5 lety +620

    I don’t condone murder, but this isn’t murder, it’s disposing of humanity’s filth...

    • @bpar32100
      @bpar32100 Pƙed 5 lety +40

      PollAll it's murder either way unless it's self defense

    • @oynarn
      @oynarn Pƙed 5 lety +17

      @@bpar32100 no the fuck it isn't

    • @bobjoe9428
      @bobjoe9428 Pƙed 5 lety +42

      No matter the motive, you took someone’s life. I think the fuck it is murder

    • @mahagonysketches7603
      @mahagonysketches7603 Pƙed 5 lety +14

      @@bobjoe9428 And the grandmother didn't?

    • @inquisitionagent9052
      @inquisitionagent9052 Pƙed 5 lety +35

      Deserve it or not (kinda did)
      Vengence killing is still murder.
      Call it what it is and call it a fucking day. Don't get all ethical about murder.
      A fucked up bunch of fucked up people. The only innocent person in this story is OP's sister

  • @ThePanMan11
    @ThePanMan11 Pƙed 5 lety +230

    That laugh after the phrase: "he killed his grandmother" was R Kelly level creepy. What the hell man. Love the content tho.

    • @Yoshi278
      @Yoshi278 Pƙed 5 lety +19

      Laughing is usually a default reaction to uncomfortable or unfamiliar situations. Thought it was weird initially but its not that weird when I thought about it.

    • @shotjon2957
      @shotjon2957 Pƙed 5 lety

      Agreed

    • @floodkidsgaming7430
      @floodkidsgaming7430 Pƙed 5 lety

      @@Yoshi278 that's a fact for me!

    • @diablorises
      @diablorises Pƙed 5 lety +1

      We try to make things less uncomfortable by trying to make light of our mood so we are not uncomfortable anymore.

  • @fairladykd6734
    @fairladykd6734 Pƙed 3 lety

    I LOVE these O.P.'s & Yugo too!

  • @cassie4373
    @cassie4373 Pƙed 2 lety

    The last story hit home for me. Do you know how much I would love to get revenge on my dead beat father? The spite and hatred is unmeasurable.

  • @Jessicahild123
    @Jessicahild123 Pƙed 5 lety +223

    rSlash: Tells story about how somebody strangled their Grandma
    CZcams: Seems legit

  • @erenkushikuto921
    @erenkushikuto921 Pƙed 3 lety

    Why am I evilly grinning while listening to this video while am at work, now my co workers see me weirdly lol

  • @artturner2054
    @artturner2054 Pƙed rokem

    Machiavelli said destroy your enemies so thoroughly that they'll never be a threat to you again

  • @sourvine2313
    @sourvine2313 Pƙed 5 lety +181

    His FBI agent that witnessed the whole thing: *eats popcorn* dammmmmmmmmm
    Policemen that likes reddit: *drops donut*

    • @michaelreacts6936
      @michaelreacts6936 Pƙed 5 lety

      Hers and add on, child services: WHAT THE IS WRONG WITH THESE PARENTS
      Fbi agent: what about the kids
      Child services: WHY ARE YOU NOT DOING ANYTHING
      Fbi agent: its just a Reddit post its not even real i bet
      Child services: wha... Oh my god

  • @Qettec
    @Qettec Pƙed 4 lety +593

    I took candy without my parents consent

    • @fioskribbs
      @fioskribbs Pƙed 4 lety +21

      He’s absolute zero.
      Like, 0 Kelvin

    • @sachagrgoire6294
      @sachagrgoire6294 Pƙed 4 lety +10

      Meh, that's nothing compared to what has actually been done

    • @anna8328
      @anna8328 Pƙed 4 lety +16

      No. His feelings burn hot as hell. If you would have experienced what he experienced and knew that girl is about to become a sex slave with approval of entire family and that grandmother is practically guilty of her death - if you would see for yourself what she eats and what she looks like and what she endures - you would understand why he did it. There is nothing cold about it. Cold was the father who almost thrown an infant into trash. Cold was the mother who ordered it. Cold was the woman who instead of having basic empathy destroyed a life that could be as normal as your or mine. She never got that chance. If she didn't kill herself she would have been married off at fifteen to a family in which she would be raped by every man above 14 years old in a repeated basis. If you would have seen with your own eyes starved abused child and if repeated, legal rape of a child was realistic to you, you would see this guy is a hero.

    • @blackthrone6976
      @blackthrone6976 Pƙed 4 lety +9

      When a person rages like a fire, he is weak. They wont be able to rationalize anything. Fear the moment, when his fire burns so brightly, his rage turns cold.

    • @anna8328
      @anna8328 Pƙed 4 lety +6

      @@blackthrone6976 Correct but couldn't help a little eyeroll there.

  • @PinkuAxolotl
    @PinkuAxolotl Pƙed 2 lety +1

    the funny thing is with the first story is that the person is a MURDER and is probabley a better parent than their parents, like their wife and kids get gifts on the day that they killed someone and they don't have a clue.

  • @tobiasdiryuvia
    @tobiasdiryuvia Pƙed 4 lety +1

    as a brother myself im so fucking proud of the first guy who did his duty as a brother

  • @peanutbug529
    @peanutbug529 Pƙed 5 lety +518

    Hey rslash! If you're looking for another word/term you can use instead of passionately hug, you can always go with the Sims' term: woo hoo đŸ€Ł

    • @TheGEARGUY123
      @TheGEARGUY123 Pƙed 5 lety +27

      peanutbug529 struggle snuggle

    • @animefan8591
      @animefan8591 Pƙed 5 lety +16

      snu snu

    • @somekindaokayguy
      @somekindaokayguy Pƙed 5 lety +13

      Mario's terms I was going to yahoo on the girl

    • @1438wei
      @1438wei Pƙed 5 lety +22

      "Sims can't no longer woo hoo in the elevator with a Sim who is on a different floor"

    • @AmazingAutist
      @AmazingAutist Pƙed 5 lety

      Nah