r/Prorevenge Cruel Bully Gets BANNED!

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  • čas pƙidĂĄn 11. 07. 2019
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  • @rSlash
    @rSlash  Pƙed 5 lety +1124

    Yesterday's video was starting to go viral (400k views in 1 day), and then CZcams decided to demonetize it. NEAT!
    If you like my content, you can support me here: bit.ly/supportRSLASH

  • @genosfort
    @genosfort Pƙed 5 lety +2798

    Kid Getting Bullied
    Teacher Does Nothing
    Kid : Uses Self Defense
    Teacher: *detention*

  • @orrenknight1574
    @orrenknight1574 Pƙed 5 lety +866

    Making fun of out of shape people for going to the gym is like making fun of someone that is going to medical school for not knowing enough about medicine

  • @SammyBirdTheGreat
    @SammyBirdTheGreat Pƙed 5 lety +818

    Never understood why people would be rude to people starting out at the gym, always makes me uncomfortable to try going to the gym.

    • @joshuachase9742
      @joshuachase9742 Pƙed 5 lety +52

      I had similar concerns when I decided to get a gym membership a couple years ago, but I've found out such things are less common than all the stories make it seem. In my experience, most people just keep to themselves and focus on their routines. Owners are usually pretty quick to ban bullies too, and the majority of other members are willing to help out and offer encouragement.
      I'm in the best shape now than I've ever been in my life, and this has made a major impact in how I feel overall. You should give it a go if its something you truly feel you want to do.

    • @SammyBirdTheGreat
      @SammyBirdTheGreat Pƙed 5 lety +20

      Joshua Chase oh that’s reassuring, I’m finally at a healthy weight - have an ed I’m recovering from, so I’m less scared of going but just haven’t gone lmao

    • @Thagesthoughts
      @Thagesthoughts Pƙed 4 lety +24

      Most people who go to the gym are perfectly functional adults who either mind their own business, or encourage unfit people to keep attending and keep working at it. The problem is that gym rats are usually the stories that stand out in peoples' mind because they're typically far more aggressive than the situation warrants (causing the brain to file it away whereas 'business as usual' tends to go in the garbage folder).
      That being said, fuck 'em. What are they gonna do, stop you? A quick complaint to the gym staff about harassment usually nips that in the bud fast, because the gym wants you to keep paying your membership, as they like money, and if El Doucherino is chasing off one customer who bothered to complain, the accompanying assumption (as with any service industry) is that he's chased off four or five others who never bothered filing a complaint, just cancelled their membership or just quit paying the fee and warned their friends off the gym in question.

    • @junlee3515
      @junlee3515 Pƙed 4 lety +3

      That’s a shitty gym than

    • @michaelcook6288
      @michaelcook6288 Pƙed 4 lety +5

      It's not always like that, in fact you have a higher chance of someone coming to help you with your workout then talking smack. Plus if your a woman then hell yea you are gonna get flooded with guys who wanna "help"

  • @Thagesthoughts
    @Thagesthoughts Pƙed 4 lety +98

    "Stop letting your dog poop in your yard or we'll hurt it!" That sounds like a solid defense when you get taken to court for burning their house down, tbh.

    • @evadedenbach1226
      @evadedenbach1226 Pƙed 3 lety +2

      I would have done a lot more! Don't threaten me or my dog!

  • @skeptical2653
    @skeptical2653 Pƙed 5 lety +888

    "Wow, your so skinny"
    That's why I'm at the gym...
    "You should leave, your not fit enough for a gym"

    • @Sol-su2mi
      @Sol-su2mi Pƙed 5 lety +29

      10 iq

    • @niccatipay
      @niccatipay Pƙed 5 lety +56

      - 10 IQ

    • @SEGASister
      @SEGASister Pƙed 5 lety +90

      "You should leave, you're not well enough for a hospital."

    • @blackraven9507
      @blackraven9507 Pƙed 5 lety +13

      Excuse me what the fuck

    • @megakaren2160
      @megakaren2160 Pƙed 5 lety +14

      Don't take it personal. Those Mexican supplements mess with people's brains.

  • @jubeh
    @jubeh Pƙed 5 lety +120

    1st story: just when you think it's over, it keeps going.
    2nd story: just when you think it's starting, it's over

  • @ravyn9380
    @ravyn9380 Pƙed 5 lety +737

    “Valerie & Boris” are a huge part of what’s wrong with fitness culture. Meatheads need to be banned from gyms so people can gain the confidence to make good choices for themselves without judgement.

    • @rhorynotmylastname7781
      @rhorynotmylastname7781 Pƙed 5 lety +3

      Why Ban large people from the gym?

    • @ravyn9380
      @ravyn9380 Pƙed 5 lety +52

      Rory O'Brien I think you missed what I said.

    • @obesus787
      @obesus787 Pƙed 5 lety +18

      R A V Y N nah, meathead is typically used to describe large people these days, also Bros, Dudebros etc. The word you’re looking for is along the lines of cunt, bitch, jackass, asshole etc.

    • @ravyn9380
      @ravyn9380 Pƙed 5 lety +43

      Musica Meathead is used for people who are way too into going to the gym, drinking protein, & take “fitness” far too serious. It’s always been used to describe that kind of person & if it’s changed recently, that’s news to me.

    • @obesus787
      @obesus787 Pƙed 5 lety +9

      R A V Y N yeah, it doesn’t have the same connotation anymore.

  • @JennaGetsCreative
    @JennaGetsCreative Pƙed 5 lety +18

    The last one reminds me of my Mom's own bit of petty revenge at annoying neighbours. They told her to plant more flowers in her garden or they would, water it more often or they would, etc. Mom didn't want to let them have any sense of control, so just letting them wasn't an option. She bought a couple flowering plants, but filled the gaps between with fake non-flowering plants. They complimented the garden and didn't notice anything was amiss. Under the cover of night, she "planted" a few fake plants in their garden. Not only did they not notice, they diligently watered their plastic additions along with the rest. Mom retrieved her plastic plants in the fall when things were starting to die, and the neighbours never figured it out.

  • @khanb6421
    @khanb6421 Pƙed 5 lety +122

    Boris and Valerie should definitely procreate, for in few years we will get a sweet r/entitledparents story.

    • @patrickracer43
      @patrickracer43 Pƙed 4 lety +6

      Valerie probably would never have kids, she's probably too obsessed with her body

    • @chrislanglois8275
      @chrislanglois8275 Pƙed 2 lety +2

      @@patrickracer43 plenty of karens like that do anyway, its horrid and i would nvr wish such torture on any child.

    • @awesomefox555
      @awesomefox555 Pƙed rokem

      Don’t even joke about that.

  • @Jennifer-jt9cb
    @Jennifer-jt9cb Pƙed 5 lety +45

    I had to screenshot the response coygon left and save it. its been a long time since ive ever heard such an uplifting and wise comment. to both coygon, and the original commenter, bravo. you are the type of people that are desperately needed in this world.

  • @pleasedontkillyourself1465
    @pleasedontkillyourself1465 Pƙed 5 lety +110

    Lol, "Boris-ista"
    Using his name as a pun is his PUNishment for being a bully

    • @DiamondYoshi101
      @DiamondYoshi101 Pƙed 5 lety +3

      FishFURIOUS!
      Well he’s being a Bowl-y.
      It’s Cereal the revenge he got.

    • @spottedleaf8668
      @spottedleaf8668 Pƙed 3 lety +1

      @@DiamondYoshi101 this is making me want to kill myself

    • @moonlighthunter5421
      @moonlighthunter5421 Pƙed 2 lety

      Well, I hope you brought some non-BEARishable snacks for this unBEARable pun-war.
      Everything Valarie and Boris did and received was all CLAWS and effect.

  • @jsowiki6142
    @jsowiki6142 Pƙed 5 lety +364

    In my old school they got a new playground instead of growing grass they let the weeds cover it and say it’s grass

    • @coolbossyt8790
      @coolbossyt8790 Pƙed 5 lety +1

      Hmmmmmmm... I wonder why

    • @foxytoxy8719
      @foxytoxy8719 Pƙed 5 lety

      LAZY

    • @lexntm
      @lexntm Pƙed 5 lety +13

      At least they weren't woodchips or pieces of rubber

    • @sarcasticdemon7669
      @sarcasticdemon7669 Pƙed 5 lety +2

      At least it's not poison Ivy...

    • @gmun2248
      @gmun2248 Pƙed 5 lety +19

      Grass is actually one of the worst 'plants' for the environment. It doesn't absorb CO2, it doesn't offer flowers etc. for any beneficial bees/other bugs or pollinators; people put a load of weedkiller on it because (of course) we decided to have LAWNS everywhere instead of anything else. Plus mowing, oil/gas/petrol etc. And the amount of water used, especially in areas prone to summer droughts, to keep the grass green.
      It's really perfectly fitting, given what we're doing to the planet.
      Honeybees (I assume this won't apply to all areas, so *some) make their first batch of honey from clover - 'clover honey'.
      My dad gets frustrated that I make him hold off for a few weeks each year before the grass REALLY needs cut because of the clover.

  • @other2494
    @other2494 Pƙed 5 lety +249

    12:23 Yeah, another generation of EP and EK
    RSlash: Interesting

  • @calmet6259
    @calmet6259 Pƙed 5 lety +386

    Karen’s Karen’s, everywhere. Where you are, they will care
    (And be there)

    • @realbubbles129
      @realbubbles129 Pƙed 5 lety +1

      pon pon pon pon pon pon pon pon pon pon pon pon pon pon pon pon

    • @talir9349
      @talir9349 Pƙed 5 lety

      @@Guggolik he's here he's there he's everywhere
      who you gonna call?

    • @fishingfisher012
      @fishingfisher012 Pƙed 5 lety

      Splish splash your opinion is trash

    • @duckduckington8947
      @duckduckington8947 Pƙed 4 lety

      Rorolik / The lab assistants same

  • @lihojiang7522
    @lihojiang7522 Pƙed 5 lety +413

    That Russian girl only started drinking when she came to the US? Isn't that a bit...contradictory? *confused noises*

    • @iarexayne
      @iarexayne Pƙed 5 lety +22

      That's pretty ironic

    • @foxytoxy8719
      @foxytoxy8719 Pƙed 5 lety +20

      COINCIDENCE?! I THINK NOT!

    • @limeguy8280
      @limeguy8280 Pƙed 5 lety +83

      I grew up in Russia. Where I'm from now is more common for boys to drink until they black out and for girls to smoke 3 packs a day.

    • @lihojiang7522
      @lihojiang7522 Pƙed 5 lety +6

      Oh okay, that makes sense.

    • @frondoso1709
      @frondoso1709 Pƙed 5 lety +24

      In soviet russia, drinks drink you.

  • @chaoticblueberry_
    @chaoticblueberry_ Pƙed 5 lety +449

    Why do all my favorite youtubers have to upload at the same time!? Oh well, still a great way to start off my birthday! 🎂🎂🎂

    • @zog_0
      @zog_0 Pƙed 5 lety +14

      Lol happy birthday!!!!1!!!

    • @drent102
      @drent102 Pƙed 5 lety +21

      because big youtubers know the perfect hour to upload videos, the hour where there's the most people at home so their video can get more views
      Happy birthday

    • @Vannillos
      @Vannillos Pƙed 5 lety +9

      Happy birthday 🎂

    • @israeltrimble7415
      @israeltrimble7415 Pƙed 5 lety +9

      Happy birthday

    • @foxytoxy8719
      @foxytoxy8719 Pƙed 5 lety +8

      HAPPY BIRTHDAY

  • @alastair9486
    @alastair9486 Pƙed 5 lety +47

    Bully : dies
    Bullied kid: thug life

  • @thegrayscalefossil7445
    @thegrayscalefossil7445 Pƙed 5 lety +680

    do you ever look a commet and say “damn I wish I wrote that”

    • @lancestorm808
      @lancestorm808 Pƙed 5 lety +64

      Damn, i wish i wrote this comment

    • @Savariable
      @Savariable Pƙed 5 lety +38

      @@lancestorm808 Damn, you beat me to the reply

    • @That_Isabelle
      @That_Isabelle Pƙed 5 lety +9

      ALL THE TIME Jurassic dino

    • @Phika_
      @Phika_ Pƙed 5 lety +17

      I've seen this comment so many times.
      BTW how do I write a comet?

    • @notasaltyperson8330
      @notasaltyperson8330 Pƙed 5 lety +3

      Always

  • @thecarnivore3799
    @thecarnivore3799 Pƙed 5 lety +248

    Puppy bloopers please I need a dose of cuteness for my crippling depression😱

    • @Kiwi_Tea
      @Kiwi_Tea Pƙed 5 lety +1

      How can you have crippling depression if you're on here? Hubby's got the bad end of it. Yours can't be as bad, so please don't make light of it.

    • @anonymouss1270
      @anonymouss1270 Pƙed 5 lety +6

      Yugo decides when it’s time for the bloopers

    • @femboy__bunny
      @femboy__bunny Pƙed 5 lety +15

      @@Kiwi_Tea Buddy I hate to tell you but its not the mental health Olympics. Crippling might mean different for them. Some people only have mental energy to be on CZcams / other forms of social media.
      You have never met the person in question. You have no idea how their depression effects their life. Making a competition between people makes it worse. You're part of the problem why people don't talk about their mental illness because you're basically saying "someone I know has it worse".
      So please, stop it. If you're "offended" by it, ignore it and move along. Leave mentally ill people alone.

    • @WobblesandBean
      @WobblesandBean Pƙed 5 lety +9

      @@Kiwi_Tea Spectre, back off. Just cuz people deal with depression in different ways than your husband doesn't mean we're not depressed. I'm here, and I tried to attempt suicide last week for fuck's sake. How heartless can you be to try and gatekeep a mental illness you don't even have??
      People deal with depression and anx8 in different ways. Sometimes I withdraw completely, sometimes I waste the whole day on CZcams, because as long as I'm distracted, I don't have to think about how much I hate myself, or how pathetic I am, how much I've let my house fall to shambles and how overwhelmed I am not even knowing where to begin cleaning it. Next time, keep your rude judgmental thoughts to yourself. A comment like yours is all it takes to push someone over the edge. I know it has for me. I'm only here cuz I'm apparently so incompetent I can't even off myself.

    • @WobblesandBean
      @WobblesandBean Pƙed 5 lety +2

      Hey Carnivore, I know it's not much, but my channel has some cute ducks on it...they've saved be on more than one occasion, that's for sure.

  • @astrid6496
    @astrid6496 Pƙed 5 lety +11

    When I was a kid I lived in a neighbourhood with my aunt and uncle living directly behind our house, just a three foot high fence separating our yards. We had a dog, and so did my aunt and uncle. Our dog was too small to jump the fence, but my uncle's lab jumped it constantly and always came into our yard to have bowel movements (she was an incredibly intelligent dog). My dad was extremely annoyed about this because we kids played out there, and it more than doubled the amount of clean up he had to do. He talked to my uncle about it, but my uncle just laughed and thought it was great. Thing about my dad is that he has a short fuse, and he likes to make a point. So he starts dumping ALL the dog waste over the fence behind my uncle's shed. One day, months later my uncle storms over furious and asks my dad why he accused their dog of pooping in our yard when he just stepped in what must have been years worth of dog waste behind his shed. Gis dog couldn't have been using our yard! My uncle never figured it out, and my dad kept dumping all the dirt behind the shed.

  • @halolol_a
    @halolol_a Pƙed 5 lety +22

    Valerie and Boris give me a "team rocket" vibe

    • @liamzakhaev
      @liamzakhaev Pƙed 2 lety

      all they need is a cat they abuse and the comparison is perfect

    • @ShamaD274
      @ShamaD274 Pƙed 2 lety

      Aren't Team Rocket nice tho? Dumb, sure. But they weren't mean. This is the Karen AU of team rocket lmao

    • @liamzakhaev
      @liamzakhaev Pƙed 2 lety +1

      @@ShamaD274 ... they've attempted to steal animals for their gang/company to use them in various exploitative ways

    • @ShamaD274
      @ShamaD274 Pƙed 2 lety

      @@liamzakhaev oh shit! I forgot that that's their plot line. I'm just used to seeing them try and fail.

  • @ThatFalloutGod
    @ThatFalloutGod Pƙed 5 lety +124

    Yea... If someone threatens my dog, my immediate response goes to something along the lines of, "Would you like to see my shotgun?"

    • @BenSmith-vd2jf
      @BenSmith-vd2jf Pƙed 5 lety +2

      Yeah I'm with you there.

    • @BenSmith-vd2jf
      @BenSmith-vd2jf Pƙed 5 lety +1

      @Geronimo! BowTiesAreCool Ok yeah that's the best response so far.

    • @mister420blazeit2
      @mister420blazeit2 Pƙed 4 lety +4

      Very America of you.

    • @ThatFalloutGod
      @ThatFalloutGod Pƙed 4 lety +3

      @@mister420blazeit2 Yes, because America's better than everyone else and that's the appropriate response to someone threatening a piece of your family.

    • @datkhornedog899
      @datkhornedog899 Pƙed 4 lety

      *Does 21 Shotgun Salute in TF2*

  • @james0644
    @james0644 Pƙed 5 lety +22

    HOLY SHIT I JUST REALIZED THE BACKGROUND MOVES

    • @random_boi_5006
      @random_boi_5006 Pƙed 4 lety

      JamesGamesPlayz holy shit I stared at it for like 5 minutes

    • @ink2812
      @ink2812 Pƙed 2 lety

      Ah don’t ya love the first realization;3

  • @name-uh5ee
    @name-uh5ee Pƙed 5 lety +103

    Wasn't sitting in the back “cool" at some point, and it was where the “cool kids" sat, now they want the front too

    • @thehiddenninja3428
      @thehiddenninja3428 Pƙed 5 lety +14

      Yes, it was. Supposedly being the hardest to see for the teacher, so they could do things they're not allowed to do.

    • @dusty2380
      @dusty2380 Pƙed 5 lety +1

      *GET NOOB*

    • @name-uh5ee
      @name-uh5ee Pƙed 5 lety +2

      @@dusty2380 get virgin toaded

    • @dusty2380
      @dusty2380 Pƙed 5 lety +1

      @@name-uh5ee flurries are more virgin because doing an animal doesn't count

    • @ianmacfarlane1241
      @ianmacfarlane1241 Pƙed 5 lety +8

      Different kind of "cool" - back of the class for the bad/cool kids, and front of the class for the brown-nosing/cool kids.

  • @TailsIsDisappointed
    @TailsIsDisappointed Pƙed 5 lety +38

    I don't accept bullies on my Minecraft server... *_BANNED_*

    • @MartinTiks
      @MartinTiks Pƙed 5 lety +2

      christian Minecraft server

    • @That_Isabelle
      @That_Isabelle Pƙed 5 lety

      Tails is disappointed in your recent decisions are you disappointed in me for playing too much minecraft?

    • @Phika_
      @Phika_ Pƙed 5 lety

      @Voition_Light I SHALL REMEMBER YOU

    • @songohan3321
      @songohan3321 Pƙed 5 lety

      Sonic will never forget.

    • @dampfrog671
      @dampfrog671 Pƙed 5 lety

      Voition_Light *_I hope they remember you_*

  • @RefrigiratedToaster
    @RefrigiratedToaster Pƙed 5 lety +35

    Lol I thought it says bro revenge.
    Op:(breaks window of his bro)
    Bro:WHY DID U DO THAT!!!!????
    OP:R/brorevenge

    • @dontreadmyprofilepictureyt
      @dontreadmyprofilepictureyt Pƙed 5 lety

      rSlash's voice sounds so forced
      D̶O̶N̶T̶ ̶R̶E̶A̶D̶ ̶M̶Y̶ ̶N̶A̶M̶E̶

    • @awasdq7684
      @awasdq7684 Pƙed 5 lety

      I did everything on your channle that said "DONT"

    • @mattsmith1039
      @mattsmith1039 Pƙed 5 lety

      @@dontreadmyprofilepictureyt his entitled parent impersonation voice is

  • @ashtond9044
    @ashtond9044 Pƙed 5 lety +15

    I really wanted the intro to be: “welcome to rslash prorevenge where justice rains from above”

  • @Diabhork
    @Diabhork Pƙed 5 lety +304

    Day 12 of asking rSlash for puppy blooper video

  • @ksis1749
    @ksis1749 Pƙed 5 lety +90

    She protecc
    She attacc
    But most importantly...
    All these Karens prolly do cracc

  • @spyr0guy
    @spyr0guy Pƙed 4 lety +8

    "What are you doing at our gym, fatty?"
    "I'm at the gym because I'm fat, that's why people go to gyms"

  • @That_Isabelle
    @That_Isabelle Pƙed 5 lety +22

    WHY ARE 7 LIKES ON A 1 VIEW VID??
    Must be a cruel bully...

  • @aestheticeditz2885
    @aestheticeditz2885 Pƙed 5 lety +14

    We don't hurt dogs and if you try *YOU CAN CATCH THESE HANDS*

  • @matthewkartjito9130
    @matthewkartjito9130 Pƙed 5 lety +69

    when u realise the girl in the thumbnail is from dr.phil

  • @jenniferbarnum9989
    @jenniferbarnum9989 Pƙed 5 lety +2

    I think the dandelions ABSOLUTELY belong in prorevenge because they'll be popping up for the longest time. Not to mention to truly kill them with weed killer you'd be killing many other plants... Your garden and hard would look hideous and not taken care of... And it's a ton of work to get everything back to the way it was, up to a whole year. Gardens are no joke

    • @CazadorSlayer
      @CazadorSlayer Pƙed 5 lety

      ...And that is why I said fuck it and accepted that the Dandelion Invasion has conquered by yard.

  • @DiamondTaurus14
    @DiamondTaurus14 Pƙed 5 lety +7

    That gym story reminded me of an experience I went through months ago. I'm in a peer support program that gets you out and about, working on goals to better yourself. Well, one of my goals is physical health and I can go to the local YMCA for free because their company pays for their workers to go with a peer for free. I had been going there for a few short months, no more than three, and would work out on the bike or treadmill or go swimming since I had only eight hours a week, spread between two days a week. Well, everything had been going fine for a while, I got a few dirty looks from the regulars but ignored them and just used my iPod to drown out the noises around me. Yes, I'm overweight, but I'm still mobile and am getting better little by little.
    Well, to get into the Y you had a door that they had to buzz you in through and to leave there was a rounded turnstile you're supposed to go through. I cannot fit through that turnstile due to my weight and the workers were kind enough to buzz me back out through the door with no issue. But then the one day a woman was at the counter and saw us waiting at the door to be let out. "You have to use the turnstile." I looked at my peer specialist and she answered for me. "She can't fit through the turnstile." (Referring to me). The lady huffed and buzzed us out but I found out on the way out to the parking lot that she had rolled her eyes. I lost my confidence to go back and haven't been back since and my peer specialist anonymously called the Y to complain about what she had witnessed and they said that they would take care of it.
    I know I need to start going back to work on myself but...it was that one experience that hit me hard. It hurt in knowing that a worker had acted such a way to someone trying to lose weight. Yes, I know, I'm not a member, I can't afford $380 a year, but still...

  • @osmanthuswine6160
    @osmanthuswine6160 Pƙed 5 lety +42

    Its official. I have a crush on rslash's voice
    Should i even be allowed to say this?

  • @anoobforhire9162
    @anoobforhire9162 Pƙed 5 lety +38

    Got the notification from your discord server, ITS THE BBB BEEEEEEEEST

  • @faresbalabel1251
    @faresbalabel1251 Pƙed 5 lety +19

    The first post is like me at soccer practise. I started 2 weeks ago and I had never practised before. There are some people who would trashtalk me when I make a mistake. Like this is soccer PRACTICE why the hell do you think I'm here if I'm already good?!

  • @williamshakespeare4013
    @williamshakespeare4013 Pƙed 3 lety +1

    "Neighbours complained about dog shit in my garden, so I snuck in and planted weeds all over theirs." My hero. I bet the crap wasn't even all that visible behind the broken couches and empty bottles. Not their garden anyways. The toffs... how dare they!

  • @arkamaji2957
    @arkamaji2957 Pƙed 5 lety +10

    nobody:
    rSlash: Uploads reddit stories in 1440p

  • @naelmohammed9551
    @naelmohammed9551 Pƙed 4 lety +4

    How can someone be “skinnyfat”? It’s my understanding you can either be skinny or fat, but both? That’s new for me

    • @Drawingodds
      @Drawingodds Pƙed 3 lety

      It’s kinda weird.
      It’s when you look skinny AND fat at the same time.... it’s really hard to explain...

    • @UltimatePiccolo
      @UltimatePiccolo Pƙed 2 lety

      It's when you're skinny, but you have a low amount of muscle, and a belly that makes you look pudgy. You are obese, despite not being overweight.

  • @snowbird1381
    @snowbird1381 Pƙed 3 lety +1

    I’ve done the 5:30 workout thing and props to this guy to keep going with it. It takes a lot of Will power to start getting up that early

  • @Dean-qd4vx
    @Dean-qd4vx Pƙed 5 lety +6

    I love your vids. Your videos make my days better keep up the good work.

  • @shizukorosektk1107
    @shizukorosektk1107 Pƙed 5 lety +15

    My dog used to crap in everyone's yard...
    Except mines. 😂😂😂
    People didnt bother too much. Free fertilizer.

    • @notaplic8158
      @notaplic8158 Pƙed 5 lety

      xD

    • @tabytastick
      @tabytastick Pƙed 5 lety +2

      Poop of a carnavor does not make good fertilizer, you need poop of an herbavor.

  • @eagletgriff
    @eagletgriff Pƙed 5 lety +8

    Pro tip: If youre OCD, DONT even think about starting fights.

    • @BedoTFD
      @BedoTFD Pƙed 5 lety +3

      When i fight i always be like "oh i punched him on the left side of his face lemme punch him on the right too" then i feel better 😁😂

    • @eagletgriff
      @eagletgriff Pƙed 5 lety +1

      @@BedoTFD that sounds about right 😂

  • @giantgkpro17
    @giantgkpro17 Pƙed 5 lety +1

    I learned from my dad that people in Chicago during the beginning of spring would put their furniture outside on the streets just to save parking spaces for when they came back and that's how everyone in my uncle's neighbourhood would be, with furniture on the streets with a free parking spot and a free furniture of your choice which would mainly be chairs. If you see some I dare you to put them on the grass and park there then wait all day for a person to be pissed about not having a parking space. Ahh, the joys if civilization

  • @harbymastopia9635
    @harbymastopia9635 Pƙed 4 lety

    OP is soo right about bullying being a high school thing. I never received bullying past high school, just some little teasing to each other.

  • @phoenix_ash4482
    @phoenix_ash4482 Pƙed 5 lety +42

    High school:yOu cAnT sIt wItH uS(means girl line UwU)
    Middle:why would we want you to sit at the table we sit at? What a thot!
    Elementary: ok
    Kindergarten:sure!
    Pre-k:never in a million years

    • @phoenix_ash4482
      @phoenix_ash4482 Pƙed 5 lety +2

      It’s true I’m pretty much familiar to the middle school one

    • @kaonashi1390
      @kaonashi1390 Pƙed 5 lety

      ? I think I get it but I’m not sure.

  • @super0slayer634
    @super0slayer634 Pƙed 5 lety +5

    Me:*Sings rain rain go away*
    Karen: dont teach my son your devilish song
    Child:Rain rai-
    Karen:nooooo
    Me:*visual confusion*

  • @gryphonsong4082
    @gryphonsong4082 Pƙed 5 lety +1

    Watched only 2 hours after it was posted!!!!
    Always so funny, thanks for this timely post.

  • @owe_sydney
    @owe_sydney Pƙed 4 lety +2

    Should of painted the gate or the door just a few shades off from the other. Just enough for them to notice but not enough to be obvious.

  • @minecrafteliza4887
    @minecrafteliza4887 Pƙed 5 lety +15

    Do you think you could find a reddit post by an entitled person or a karen, I would LOVE to watch that lmao

  • @jessicajennings9148
    @jessicajennings9148 Pƙed 4 lety +3

    "You can't sit with us!"
    Captain America: I understood that reference.

  • @prettyponybaby2007
    @prettyponybaby2007 Pƙed 5 lety +1

    OMG! I actually caught the video just hours after it was posted!

  • @dendroxden440
    @dendroxden440 Pƙed 5 lety +1

    The last one kind of reminds me of my old neighbours. We had a Chihuahua and he'd go out in the dog run beside our house (the side where the neighbours lived). Sure he'd bark a little bit... that's what dogs do, but it wasn't much and we always dealt with it quickly. Well... let's just say that they weren't okay with this. They'd attach profanity filled letters to our door, call bylaw on us, and even spray our dog who was very obviously a senior... with a high pressure hose.

  • @emilyanderson2227
    @emilyanderson2227 Pƙed 5 lety +4

    I'M ON TIME FOR ONCE

  • @leif2568
    @leif2568 Pƙed 5 lety +3

    Convenient ad placement after he pronounced the P when he said poser 😂😂😂

  • @asmolbean9300
    @asmolbean9300 Pƙed 5 lety +2

    That spin instructor sounds really nice
    :3 ...wish the gyms around me were that friendly

  • @anarevazishvili3443
    @anarevazishvili3443 Pƙed 5 lety

    new rSlash video makes my day

  • @reagentimothy7097
    @reagentimothy7097 Pƙed 5 lety +3

    I'm here at 24 min after this vid uploaded rslash youre the best don't stop uploading

  • @tnterrarian9997
    @tnterrarian9997 Pƙed 5 lety +13

    Good Video
    TASK COMPLETE BOT#48657 IS GOING BACK TO THE BASE

  • @poopwe5r34wrewfsd
    @poopwe5r34wrewfsd Pƙed 5 lety

    Amazing vid like always

  • @ryankerber195
    @ryankerber195 Pƙed 5 lety +1

    Loving the vids

  • @blankabs7056
    @blankabs7056 Pƙed 5 lety +3

    I remember this one time when my friend was "friendly bullying" me in the commons. There was a couple not too far from us that where doing couple things in fact I know them. Now when my friend was pulling my hoodie and almost pickpocket my phone the teacher went PAST us and into the couple giving them the "inappropriate" school behavior.and went back to his post. after that my friend and I laughed that the guy who is being harrassed was ignored but the couple in their honeymoon was in trouble. My friend took advantage of that ever sence

  • @ksanchez8999
    @ksanchez8999 Pƙed 5 lety +4

    Hey RSLASH ive been a fan since you were a 200k I really do love your content and watched literally every single one of your uploads ❀❀

    • @Phika_
      @Phika_ Pƙed 5 lety +1

      I came at 300k.

    • @unknownplite
      @unknownplite Pƙed 5 lety +1

      I came at 10k 😀 great channel

  • @flipnoteSquarePuP
    @flipnoteSquarePuP Pƙed 5 lety +1

    Person: I have a dog, he likes to poop.
    Me: same.

  • @MeowMiaowMeow
    @MeowMiaowMeow Pƙed 5 lety +1

    That dog one could have been perfect malicious compliance. The neighbors said the dog couldn't poop on OP's lawn. So therefore, the dog should be able to go past those bushes to the neighbors'? Since he can't poop on his owner's property and all...

  • @GaladorLP
    @GaladorLP Pƙed 5 lety +10

    this kind of act is very present in the army. and as a kind of leftist nerdy guy i got heavy depression while studying at the military university.

    • @nichtreal
      @nichtreal Pƙed 4 lety +1

      Wacht auf Verdammte dieser ErdeđŸŽ¶

    • @GaladorLP
      @GaladorLP Pƙed 4 lety

      @@nichtreal Die stets man noch zum Hungern zwingt

  • @zircon9698
    @zircon9698 Pƙed 5 lety +29

    Last
    At least when I comment this

  • @bettawitch4606
    @bettawitch4606 Pƙed 3 lety

    You brighten all our days! 😊

  • @phoenixleader1999
    @phoenixleader1999 Pƙed 3 lety

    The fitness trainer is a true captain.
    Building up the group as a whole, but also individually so that everyone can improve where improvement is needed and it boosts group morale

  • @maeveinator
    @maeveinator Pƙed 5 lety +6

    This channel makes me feel better about myself :)
    Then I think: hey,, i'm not satan

  • @thesaintlcfr
    @thesaintlcfr Pƙed 5 lety +4

    Yooooooo I love you r/slash you make my day!

    • @Obliviaa
      @Obliviaa Pƙed 5 lety +1

      For what, reading other people's stories?

    • @lancestorm808
      @lancestorm808 Pƙed 5 lety

      @@Obliviaa yesh...

  • @rage3280
    @rage3280 Pƙed 5 lety

    Love you rslash, listen to your vids every morn before work ❀❀

  • @Gue5762Gue
    @Gue5762Gue Pƙed 4 lety

    Boris is actually said, "Ba-trill-r-ees". so when they posted "Boris-ista", you actually say baris-ista. love that pun OP put in!

  • @breezyxd9271
    @breezyxd9271 Pƙed 5 lety +28

    Revenge pro
    Bully banned
    hotel travago

    • @syrries_berry
      @syrries_berry Pƙed 5 lety +2

      breezy XD Trivago but good joke haha 😂😂😂

    • @friskandchara3506
      @friskandchara3506 Pƙed 3 lety

      the most random thing ive ever seen XD

  • @francenkovcan5211
    @francenkovcan5211 Pƙed 5 lety +3

    yes i would like to buy one large serving of justice

  • @chunkle5655
    @chunkle5655 Pƙed 5 lety +2

    11:45
    Missed opportunity to call him "BORISta"

  • @katjamming7546
    @katjamming7546 Pƙed 5 lety +1

    About the dog poop story, AFAIK in my country it's illegal to leave dog poop anywhere where someone else could reach it. There have been cares of children and other animals getting really sick because of dog poop and thus if you don't pick up after your dog right away, you can get a fine. I believe this is especially true in the UK but don't quote me on it

  • @WerSonst95
    @WerSonst95 Pƙed 5 lety +3

    I think the second story is more like "AmITheA**hole?", and yes, you are. Threatening to hurt your dog is not ok, but leaving your dogs poop arround for a week and other stuff seems like you have other hygenic problems too.

  • @saadmontaser3138
    @saadmontaser3138 Pƙed 5 lety +8

    LMAAAO IT'S THAT GIRL FROM DOCTOR PHIL IN THE THUMBNAIL

  • @atleastdecent3810
    @atleastdecent3810 Pƙed 4 lety

    That last one is pro because it helps the environment, and he didn't get caught.

  • @asp3c133
    @asp3c133 Pƙed 5 lety

    im addicted to these

  • @zaiderbaiter
    @zaiderbaiter Pƙed 5 lety +10

    I clicked faster than his FPS

  • @marcus144
    @marcus144 Pƙed 5 lety +4

    I almost freaked out
    Rslash: what a pu *cuts to ad*
    Me:dont do it
    Ad ends
    Rslash: poser

  • @kyel6828
    @kyel6828 Pƙed 4 lety +2

    stage 1: petty revenge
    stage 2: pro revenge
    stage 3: nuclear revenge

  • @NebulaIncandescence
    @NebulaIncandescence Pƙed 4 lety +1

    I heard the word "fit" so much, I don't know who's more fit đŸ˜«

  • @maixck
    @maixck Pƙed 4 lety +3

    "I dont want to start drama."
    I don't know rick, seems fake.

  • @AyushKumar-xu8tl
    @AyushKumar-xu8tl Pƙed 5 lety +9

    Yugo is swearing
    my mom heard the swears and i got beaten to death

  • @TheWeasel813
    @TheWeasel813 Pƙed 5 lety

    Thanks CZcams! Each time rSlash makes a video it is the first one that pops up

  • @mrtroll2749
    @mrtroll2749 Pƙed 5 lety +2

    Keep up the good content r/slash

  • @cameronbirch9211
    @cameronbirch9211 Pƙed 5 lety +5

    Early squad..?

  • @tjay518
    @tjay518 Pƙed 5 lety +5

    Why is a gun better than an EK?
    Its an AK-47.

    • @jeffrey2547
      @jeffrey2547 Pƙed 5 lety +2

      jay tandoc What did you gain by saying this? What do I do with this information?

    • @tjay518
      @tjay518 Pƙed 5 lety

      @@jeffrey2547 Shot EKs with an AK-47.

  • @GirlinTheBrownHoodie
    @GirlinTheBrownHoodie Pƙed 4 lety +1

    those bullies from the spin class make me think of the rivals from the KFC dating sim. XD

  • @actually_ashley.
    @actually_ashley. Pƙed 5 lety +2

    That bully went through Trials & Tribulations. OP fought with a Spirit Of Justice, it was the Dual Destinies. And OP won for Justice for All.

  • @nicksfikas8792
    @nicksfikas8792 Pƙed 5 lety +4

    first hehe boi :D then proceeds to say ah shit here we go again

  • @coolbossyt8790
    @coolbossyt8790 Pƙed 5 lety +3

    If the dogs name is kenny and we havent seen puppy bloopers well OMG THEY KILLED KENNY like if u get the reference

  • @deerkota
    @deerkota Pƙed 3 lety

    honestly the one about the spin class is exactly why I'm afraid of going to the gym (or I was, pre-covid). it doesn't help that my mom would always say "we" need to lose weight, "we" need to go to the gym, "we" need to lose weight, all at a time when I was fairly happy with my body. this led to me slowly coming to be disgusted with myself, and it even got to the point that I started tracking my caloric intake almost obsessively, even to the point of nearly having an anxiety attack if I realized I'd went over 500 calories. 500. in a single day. for reference, an 8 to 12 month old baby needs between 750 and 900 calories per day.
    and the kicker is that my mom started to complain when I didn't track my calories anymore, and even after I confided in her about my problem, she didn't seem fazed at all. she's a nurse.

  • @navcq
    @navcq Pƙed 5 lety

    “Boris-ista” good shit Katriana! đŸ€Ł