r/Prorevenge His Life Was Cursed After He Desecrated An Ancient Burial Ground!

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  • čas pƙidĂĄn 28. 04. 2021
  • r/Prorevenge In today's episode, OP is a student studying archaeology down in Australia. She's tasked with performing a dig at an ancient burial site, and she gets two absolute doofuses as her dig partners. On the very first night of the dig, her two partners spend hours digging where they're not supposed to dig and then make a joke out of everything. Well, this must have gotten them cursed, because pretty soon their lives were completely ruined!
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  • @rSlash
    @rSlash  Pƙed 3 lety +1268

    "Dude, are you sure you want to do that? That is literally the plot of a lot of horror movies."

  • @lydiakotter6990
    @lydiakotter6990 Pƙed 3 lety +994

    As an archaeology volunteer, I literally gasped when Rslash described what they'd done. It was really sad to lose all of that data. What OP didn't mention is that, out of context, the artifacts have basically no value.

    • @crescentmoon5859
      @crescentmoon5859 Pƙed 3 lety +119

      Besides the value, they held back in in the time of the dead being buried but so much is lost to students who act like that on real fieldwork because no data is reliable, and the artifacts just being ruined or at least photo's of them can never be used and has turned from historical objects to old ruined trash which is awful.

    • @Fyreflier
      @Fyreflier Pƙed 3 lety +66

      I don't have anything to do with archaeology but I was tearing up at hearing how they'd ruined the digsite and desecrated those graves

    • @starbird3939
      @starbird3939 Pƙed 3 lety +42

      I am rewatching the video to get a better idea of what they had done.
      Art student who took a course in art history... and always grateful for the artwork and artifacts that are recovered.

    • @SCP_Wandsman13_13
      @SCP_Wandsman13_13 Pƙed 3 lety +30

      As someone interested in history, I can't believe that happened. No one with at least one brain cell who is going into a job that requires digging would ever do this.

    • @mandymagnolia1966
      @mandymagnolia1966 Pƙed 3 lety +34

      I studied archaeology as a minor in school (only option we had) and I was so pissed by what they did. What the actual hell.
      Plus, archaeology is a destructive science. Once somethings dug up, you can’t put it back together again. You can try, but it’ll never be in the exact same position as when you found it

  • @halowar0527
    @halowar0527 Pƙed 3 lety +925

    You could say they “dug their own grave”

  • @soulgazer11
    @soulgazer11 Pƙed 3 lety +1622

    These guys deserve jail, honestly. I'm glad OP had a decent teacher who defended her honor to the uni Deans and officials.

    • @hantenguuppermoon4730
      @hantenguuppermoon4730 Pƙed 3 lety +25

      Um haha no, YOU deserve to go to jail. Those guys were just drunk duh!

    • @czerky1091
      @czerky1091 Pƙed 3 lety +42

      @@hantenguuppermoon4730 your username and pfp make it even funnier

    • @kespeth2
      @kespeth2 Pƙed 3 lety +5

      What's the Auatralian equivalent of "Big Bubba"? That's who they should be living with.

    • @hantenguuppermoon4730
      @hantenguuppermoon4730 Pƙed 3 lety +12

      @@czerky1091 Um did I ask? Your generation is so rude and ignorant.

    • @liamzakhaev
      @liamzakhaev Pƙed 3 lety +4

      They did a bad thing but I think the punishment was enough

  • @Juju2927
    @Juju2927 Pƙed 3 lety +1772

    You know Matt is a great guy because he *apologized* for his unjustified anger towards OP.
    Many wouldn't-

    • @nuggetman3868
      @nuggetman3868 Pƙed 3 lety +50

      I always saw matt from wii sports as a nice guy

    • @Roozyj
      @Roozyj Pƙed 3 lety +63

      I don't understand people who don't do that... If you are rude to someone, the least you can do is just say "I'm sorry, I'm having a bad day. It's not your fault" or something.
      The same with callcenters and stuff. Even when I'm getting desperate about something, I keep repeating in my rant that "I know you didn't cause this and you probably can't fix it, but I just don't know what to do". It's not that hard, people.

    • @darkmega24ify
      @darkmega24ify Pƙed 3 lety +7

      @@Roozyj it really is! Sucky people just can't seem to get past their sense of entitlement and/or pride >.>

    • @bigbootros4362
      @bigbootros4362 Pƙed 3 lety +9

      @@Roozyj a lot of people enjoy being rude to others. Many people take a lot of pleasure being rude to call centers or on youtube comments.
      In the public facing jobs I've done and still do, many people love being rude to make themselves feel better.

    • @canadiangamer4762
      @canadiangamer4762 Pƙed 3 lety +2

      i would have forgiven OP as well if i were in Matt's shoes

  • @crabrave413
    @crabrave413 Pƙed 3 lety +1024

    The Guys: Dig up a burial site while drunk
    The spirits who were enjoying the night: ima bout to end these men's whole career literally

    • @liamzakhaev
      @liamzakhaev Pƙed 3 lety +54

      The spirits: You know the rules and so do I

    • @weewoo4913
      @weewoo4913 Pƙed 3 lety +14

      You know why I’m here

    • @liamzakhaev
      @liamzakhaev Pƙed 3 lety +11

      @@weewoo4913 amazing

    • @kyojurorengoku730
      @kyojurorengoku730 Pƙed 3 lety +9

      @@liamzakhaev The spirits: So you have chosen death😈

    • @bingusaerospace
      @bingusaerospace Pƙed 3 lety +4

      did he get drunk off spirits lmao

  • @elistewart3435
    @elistewart3435 Pƙed 3 lety +398

    From now on when I need to make an important decision, I am going to ask myself, “Which one will get me killed if I am in a horror movie?”

    • @Ragehunger
      @Ragehunger Pƙed 3 lety +13

      You underestimate the power of plot twists.

    • @Roozyj
      @Roozyj Pƙed 3 lety +9

      Walking up the stairs and saying "Hello??" probably tbh.

    • @Forest_Fifer
      @Forest_Fifer Pƙed 3 lety +5

      If the lights dont work when entering an abandoned building, just keep going, what's the worst that could happen?

    • @megakaren2160
      @megakaren2160 Pƙed 3 lety +1

      If you and your significant other are alone in the woods, feeling a bit frisky, maybe take a swim in the cold lake instead.

    • @iffahnurdian
      @iffahnurdian Pƙed 3 lety +1

      walking down the basement that has a broken light and holding a flashlight while screaming "hello?" and then approach the mysterious sound in the corner of the room

  • @ianmacfarlane1241
    @ianmacfarlane1241 Pƙed 3 lety +246

    The fact that there was no contrition from these three clowns makes the whole thing so much worse.
    You'd think that they'd be beyond sorry for what they had done, but evidently not.

    • @sirhc199331
      @sirhc199331 Pƙed 3 lety +4

      only 2 of the ones who were involved gazza or "garry" as rslash was calling him wasnt involved in the drunken "archaeology"

    • @Tkdboy-gk1wk
      @Tkdboy-gk1wk Pƙed 3 lety +9

      @@sirhc199331 There was also a Kevin that got involved.

    • @sirhc199331
      @sirhc199331 Pƙed 3 lety

      @@Tkdboy-gk1wk kevin didnt seem involved in the class itself though nor did it seem had any personal contact with op from how the story went

    • @YukoHoon
      @YukoHoon Pƙed 3 lety +7

      @@sirhc199331 Uh... Kevin was part of another group? The one group that took Garry in?

    • @sirhc199331
      @sirhc199331 Pƙed 3 lety

      @@YukoHoon oh guess I'm stupid seems I missed that thought he was just someone they got drunk with

  • @NinjaContravaniaManX
    @NinjaContravaniaManX Pƙed 3 lety +210

    Karen: "Bazza, Dazza and Gazza... I think I'm calling you Bob, David and Greg."

    • @powerpuff_avenger
      @powerpuff_avenger Pƙed 3 lety +31

      Don't forget about Kevin!

    • @unokitsune
      @unokitsune Pƙed 3 lety +7

      I love your display picture. I found my own Gameboy Brick after years of it hidden away

    • @NinjaContravaniaManX
      @NinjaContravaniaManX Pƙed 3 lety +7

      @@unokitsune The device that started it all for me. My family had a Commodore, Atari and Amiga before, but those games didn't really interest me. Even Tetris that came with the Game Boy was boring to me. Super Mario Land on the other hand... :D

    • @JadeAnnabelArt
      @JadeAnnabelArt Pƙed 3 lety +21

      I noticed that XD As an australian, it hurts to hear it 'simplified' like that.

    • @unokitsune
      @unokitsune Pƙed 3 lety +2

      @@NinjaContravaniaManX Mine survived having 20 year old AA batteries that at some point exploded in it. With new batteries it still works no rust! :D My games were Pokémon, Mario and on the consoles Pokémon, Mario, Yoshi, Donkey Kong....They still work too!!!!

  • @SkinnerNoah
    @SkinnerNoah Pƙed 3 lety +270

    I accidentally stumbled across a native american gravesite once. I didn't know what it was at first, but a couple items were exposed through the dirt upon closer inspection.
    I believe in curses, so I quickly said a blessing, apologized to the dead for impeding on the gravesite, and got tf out of there

    • @kittys.2870
      @kittys.2870 Pƙed 3 lety +45

      Meanwhile Rick Santorum is attempting to falsely claim the americas were totally UNPOPULATED when the first Europeans landed here.

    • @Lucky-Nick123
      @Lucky-Nick123 Pƙed 3 lety +13

      That's right thing to do , your lucky you didn't got arrested

    • @caolanochearnaigh9804
      @caolanochearnaigh9804 Pƙed 3 lety +4

      You believe in curses? Get a life...

    • @inkwars6354
      @inkwars6354 Pƙed 3 lety +32

      @@caolanochearnaigh9804 it’s not your job invalidate other’s beliefs just because you don’t agree

    • @caolanochearnaigh9804
      @caolanochearnaigh9804 Pƙed 3 lety +2

      @@inkwars6354 Believe what ever you like, I still say it's bullcrap...

  • @sarahbrown4917
    @sarahbrown4917 Pƙed 3 lety +144

    The first story hits home as I’m an archaeologist masters student, and in my undergrad we were all warned about doing dodgy excavation work, as it can lead to fines and jail time. Another note, archaeologist do work with animal remains. There’s zooarchaeology, a sub-division in environmental archaeology. Social-Zooarchaeology (my specialism) has also appeared in the last decade which explores animals as more than just sustenance.

    • @galacticbob1
      @galacticbob1 Pƙed 3 lety +9

      I'm glad those guys got expelled, but it still doesn't really feel like they got what they deserved. 😉

    • @melmoody5398
      @melmoody5398 Pƙed 3 lety +3

      I simplified it, and in the comments of the actual post, I've quoted what Matt used to tell his first year students every year regarding archaeology and paeleontology.

    • @wannabehistorian371
      @wannabehistorian371 Pƙed 2 lety

      First story? There was only one.

    • @extremetwisterplays1850
      @extremetwisterplays1850 Pƙed 2 lety

      It was the Secind story but who cares

  • @cakenpuddin1
    @cakenpuddin1 Pƙed 3 lety +146

    I’m not in archeology. Didn’t know anything about it other than listening to the story, but I was shaking with rage on OP’s behalf like WTF. đŸ€Ź

    • @theflyingwatermelon4936
      @theflyingwatermelon4936 Pƙed 3 lety +1

      why? what did she do?

    • @wmdkitty
      @wmdkitty Pƙed 3 lety +6

      @@theflyingwatermelon4936 She didn't, her teammates forked up.

    • @melmoody5398
      @melmoody5398 Pƙed 3 lety +2

      Oh, trust me, they were lucky we were surrounded by people. I'm a redhead, I had a large hole in a cemetery, and a shovel. I was ropable that entire weekend.

    • @litchtheshinigami8936
      @litchtheshinigami8936 Pƙed 3 lety +1

      Same.. if it was me i would have rioted like wtf you mess up your own shit and i’m the one that is in deep shit because of that.. fuck off i’m not easily intimidated by a couple of clowns so they would have gotten an earful from me like wtf

  • @humanoid251
    @humanoid251 Pƙed 3 lety +172

    “They’d make the Duracell bunny jealous”
    Energizer: am I a joke to you?

    • @SmokeyVibez
      @SmokeyVibez Pƙed 3 lety +16

      The US is the only country to use the Energizer Bunny. Everywhere else people know the bunny from Duracell.

    • @humanoid251
      @humanoid251 Pƙed 3 lety +3

      @@SmokeyVibez really? Fascinating

    • @SmokeyVibez
      @SmokeyVibez Pƙed 3 lety

      @@humanoid251 @CompanyMan talks about it in one of his videos about Energizer and Duracell.

    • @puppilull7830
      @puppilull7830 Pƙed 3 lety +3

      It's become an expression in Swedish: duracellkanin, a person who is very (overly) energetic. I barely remember the ad campaign but the expression is still in use.

    • @pystonge
      @pystonge Pƙed 3 lety +3

      I just learned last week (and I'm 47!) that the Duracell bunny was first used in advertisements, and the Energizer one came after in one campaign to laugh at Duracell, and I guess the joke just kept going, and going... we have it in Canada as well.

  • @SilverStar985
    @SilverStar985 Pƙed 3 lety +37

    My brother is an archeologist and I can almost hear him ranting about improper procedure and curses despite being several states away. I would not be surprised if these guys had reoccurring problems after his, don't mess with ancient burial grounds. But it sounds like OP and her professor are good at what they do.
    Edit: Big brother has been shown this video, he liked that it was accurate to the field, but HATTED what these idiots did. He thought it was really fitting what happed to the idiots who messed with the grave.

  • @canislupus4655
    @canislupus4655 Pƙed 3 lety +18

    As an archaeology major I too wanted to cry at the mental image of that dig. All of that work going to waste, not to mention how those guys effectively destroyed any knowledge those artifacts could have provided.....oof

  • @aaronmahnken1763
    @aaronmahnken1763 Pƙed 3 lety +86

    I can’t believe you didn’t use “those guys literally dug their own grave.” 😆

  • @Hypastpist
    @Hypastpist Pƙed 3 lety +105

    its a plot of a white collar horror movie
    "OH NO MY PENSION PLAN!"

  • @redemption101caleb
    @redemption101caleb Pƙed 3 lety +26

    “Archeology is nothing like what movies make it out to be”
    What, you mean all archeologists aren’t expertly trained special ops combatants with more battle experience than most paramilitary mercs? That’s news to me!

  • @LeniAnnorlunda
    @LeniAnnorlunda Pƙed 3 lety +50

    I'm not even close to knowledgeable in archaeology or anything close to it, but it stung my heart to hear that they compromised such a big amount of artifacts.
    Also; Best of wishes for the newborn, she's so beautiful! My first thought when seeing the update was; "Are we going to get some baby-bloopers now? Please?"

  • @cyberplays6066
    @cyberplays6066 Pƙed 3 lety +422

    People think they are here first, but the first person here is always Rslash. He has to upload the video

  • @bhuddatwerks
    @bhuddatwerks Pƙed 3 lety +26

    I was going to take an oil painting class one semester because I thought it would be nice and it checked off an area within my general education. However, I found out pretty quickly that I sucked at oil painting. I just dropped the class and signed up for something else (I think it was Native American Art). You can always drop instead of fucking over your classmates.

  • @Starfloofle
    @Starfloofle Pƙed 3 lety +17

    Hmmm... I guess we finally have our answer to the question of "What exactly is the line between archaeology and grave robbing?"

  • @crusher20121
    @crusher20121 Pƙed 3 lety +73

    I've refreshed my CZcams for the past 11 minutes just to listen on my way to work

    • @goblim1462
      @goblim1462 Pƙed 3 lety +1

      Same

    • @casperartss
      @casperartss Pƙed 3 lety +1

      I feel you I

    • @Kai-pf9yv
      @Kai-pf9yv Pƙed 3 lety

      pog

    • @vividvault9285
      @vividvault9285 Pƙed 3 lety

      Why do you need to refresh the video?
      Just hit play and let it play.

    • @kenziesaige225
      @kenziesaige225 Pƙed 3 lety

      @@vividvault9285 they were refreshing the channel until the video popped up, not refreshing the video.

  • @Yaminisu
    @Yaminisu Pƙed 3 lety +6

    I actually have a bachelors degree in archaeology. So, that story really got to me. Those jerks deserved everything that happened to them. Not only did they ruin any contextual information from the site (which is a large part of how archaeologists determine anything) that information can’t be reobtained.
    Not sure if anyone understands (or cares) why archaeology is such a slow process. The reason for all the photos and measurements is because of stratigraphy. Here is a basic overview of stratigraphy. Say you are digging through a whole in the ground. You can use the different types of soil etc to inform your did since different types of soil are laid in layers called strata. For example. At the dig site I worked at (I was fortunate enough to work on two different ones in college) there had been a forest fire in the area where the site was located 100 years ago. Therefore, once we got to a certain depth there would be a layer of charcoal we would have to dig through. Everything we found beneath the layer of charcoal we knew was there before the fire.
    Hope that makes sense.

  • @sunburstisland2560
    @sunburstisland2560 Pƙed 3 lety +6

    Desecrating a gravesite is bad enough, but after getting caught, instead of showing shame and embarrassment in their actions, they instead got angry because they got caught, and decided to purposefully mess up more of the gravesite and wish sexual violence on their remaining team member?
    It honestly sounds like they're entitled kids, not an ounce of regret for what they did, only for getting caught, and going on to continue to be terrible because they think they'll somehow get away with it, or simply don't care if they're caught. Eventually they'll learn you won't always get bailed out by mommy and daddy and that you can't always have your way.

    • @cybercat29
      @cybercat29 Pƙed 3 lety

      I second that and agree with you 💯

  • @Wendy_O._Koopa
    @Wendy_O._Koopa Pƙed 3 lety +26

    The Duracell bunny is the Energizer Bunny from the Berenstone Universe where everyone remembers the family as the Berenstain Bears, ironically.

    • @RobertFerro3
      @RobertFerro3 Pƙed 3 lety +2

      The energizer bunny is actually only an American thing. In the rest of the world it is known as the Duracell bunny

    • @vividvault9285
      @vividvault9285 Pƙed 3 lety +1

      @@RobertFerro3 They both had bunny mascots at one point.
      Both are known across the planet with a 5 second google search under your belt.

  • @Ragehunger
    @Ragehunger Pƙed 3 lety +2

    Not only did these three stooges ruin an important archaeology site, but they also did it while being hammered. That really speaks volumes about their character and decision making.

  • @jainaproudgurl7489
    @jainaproudgurl7489 Pƙed 3 lety +5

    As someone who majors in Anthropology and has done a few archaeology field schools, that last story really pissed me off. Archaeology is a slow, methodical profession for a reason, and them doing what they did would completely screw any data coming from that unit and makes the artifacts found significantly less useful.

  • @patricialessard8651
    @patricialessard8651 Pƙed 3 lety +14

    Congrats to Mom,Dad and must not forget, Hugo!
    Excellent stories. Thank you and enjoy parenthood!

  • @zerozer0298
    @zerozer0298 Pƙed 3 lety +66

    Finally, got 7 seconds, I know it doesn't matter but this is the most fun I can have before going to work for 10 or 11.5 hrs

  • @Sorchia56
    @Sorchia56 Pƙed 3 lety +16

    OMGosh, isn’t that illegal? I know here it’s illegal to do that in a cemetery, let alone be drunk and breaking into a cemetery. Unbelievable maggots.

  • @Sarioya
    @Sarioya Pƙed 3 lety +36

    *reads title* I've seen this movie, and very much wish that Sam Raimi would release it on DVD or Blu-Ray.

  • @kaitybrady4096
    @kaitybrady4096 Pƙed 3 lety +7

    I know it's a serious story but you can't change Bazza and Dazza to Bob and David! *cries in Australian*

    • @melmoody5398
      @melmoody5398 Pƙed 3 lety +2

      To be fair, he warned me he'd be changing them, and since he posts up the written parts as he's reading them, I wasn't too fazed about it. But yeah, Bazza, Gazza, Dazza, and Kezza are all quintessentially Aussie names, and I thought they fit rather nicely together 😂

  • @TheWolfie234
    @TheWolfie234 Pƙed 3 lety +24

    I'm also very sad as those three stooges also messed up valuable data that can never be replaced. There was probably something good to learn from that grave. And they messed it up. I am the biology field, but as a fellow scientist. That infuriates me.

    • @phlushphish793
      @phlushphish793 Pƙed rokem

      That's not a grave, it's a gully. Those aren't 'precious artifacts.' They're crap dug up from the ground. They 'excavate' there every year for practice.

  • @rachelrichard9616
    @rachelrichard9616 Pƙed 3 lety +2

    All I could think about was "How can anyone be so disrespectful?!" Yes, I know the burial grounds are old/"ancient", but those were other people's loved ones.... I don't know, maybe I'm looking at it from the wrong angle; but I know I sure wouldn't like it if someone disrespected my loved ones that way.

  • @1bendykat
    @1bendykat Pƙed 3 lety +30

    I don’t know if the burial ground story is Prorevenge so much as being cursed.

  • @ethribin4188
    @ethribin4188 Pƙed 3 lety +10

    The differences between archeologist, a grave robber and a vandal.
    Archeologists disturb graves in order to learn about our past.
    Grave robbers disturb graves for monetary gains exclusivly.
    Vandals disturb graves for the fun of it.

    • @cybercat29
      @cybercat29 Pƙed 3 lety +1

      I would add that archeologists will also keep the location of a dig site a secret until it has been entirely dug up and all artifacts documented to keep grave robbers from stealing the artifacts from the site đŸ„ș

    • @ethribin4188
      @ethribin4188 Pƙed 3 lety

      @@cybercat29 so will grave robbers and vandals xD
      Ultimativly, archeologist who desturb graves disturb the resting place of the dead.
      No way around it.
      The question is, is learning and educating about the past an acceptable reason to disturb the dead.

    • @melmoody5398
      @melmoody5398 Pƙed 3 lety

      To be fair, we weren't excavating graves themselves, we were excavating the dry creek need/gully that bisected the cemetery, and was used to throw broken ornaments/mementos, and even a broken headstone, into. It was essentially the tip (aka rubbish dump) for the cemetery.

  • @the_0ctrain
    @the_0ctrain Pƙed 3 lety +27

    I can't believe how talented in multitasking you have hyper dog Hugo and a cute baby Lilly I love ur content (I have the memory of a goldfish sorry if I misspelled names)

  • @maggietidwell6715
    @maggietidwell6715 Pƙed 3 lety +4

    I'm laughing out loud to myself at the comment " I was hanging like a tampon string in a bikini.

  • @gmun2248
    @gmun2248 Pƙed 3 lety +6

    "Like an unwanted tampon string hanging out a bikini."
    This is one of the best phrases I have ever heard. (And confirmed the story was Australian for me!)

    • @melmoody5398
      @melmoody5398 Pƙed 3 lety +2

      Thanks, I kept giggling as I wrote it, it really puts that image out there and now you can't get rid of it 😂😂😂

    • @gmun2248
      @gmun2248 Pƙed 3 lety

      @@melmoody5398
      Did you actually coin that phrase?! I assumed it had to be Aussie, it was so blunt & 'out there' (sorry! 😆).
      I hope it catches on.
      (Unintentional. Omg, so punny as well. đŸ€Ł)

    • @melmoody5398
      @melmoody5398 Pƙed 3 lety +1

      @@gmun2248 yes, I coined it, but saying that, I'm sure there are others who may have used it as well, so I'm not claiming ownership of it.

    • @citadelofwinds1564
      @citadelofwinds1564 Pƙed 2 lety +1

      For some reason that reference reminded me of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert.

  • @wilsonweiseng6485
    @wilsonweiseng6485 Pƙed 3 lety +6

    now this is the ghost story i've been dying for

  • @dailysacrificedoublee
    @dailysacrificedoublee Pƙed 3 lety +14

    I happened to open the app four seconds after this was posted.

  • @Theworkingtorontoman
    @Theworkingtorontoman Pƙed 3 lety +5

    Hey rslash, despite u just having a baby girl you still pushed out content and we are forever appreciative for your dedication. Also, BIG CONGRATULATIONS ON THE BABY!đŸ‘ŠđŸœ

  • @ethandouglass4833
    @ethandouglass4833 Pƙed 3 lety +171

    I clicked on this video quicker than a Karen could call the cops/manager

    • @emzkia8303
      @emzkia8303 Pƙed 3 lety +4

      I think you meant the manager

    • @hiroshi7025
      @hiroshi7025 Pƙed 3 lety +7

      @@emzkia8303 Karens ask for the manager, they can't call them.

    • @nanya524
      @nanya524 Pƙed 3 lety +2

      So... You know the Covidiots who go "REEEE! WHERE'S YOUR MASK?!"?

    • @fiery_ginger7530
      @fiery_ginger7530 Pƙed 3 lety +1

      I cliked faster than a cop who shoots black man

    • @Miss_Jackson251
      @Miss_Jackson251 Pƙed 3 lety +1

      Damn, now THAT'S speed

  • @SpoiledMilk.D.E.C
    @SpoiledMilk.D.E.C Pƙed 3 lety +36

    Clicked As Fast As I Could With A Kitten On My Arm.

  • @MegaEricPham
    @MegaEricPham Pƙed 3 lety +3

    As someone who had a lot of free time before my double digits. I would search up physics, geology, archeology, zoology and just all sorts of things. Hearing this story made me so angry and so upset my inner child but holy crap that was a major curse if I've ever seen one.

  • @luvondarox
    @luvondarox Pƙed 3 lety +1

    The archeological dig story just blows me away. This is almost surreal.

  • @Darwinsmom
    @Darwinsmom Pƙed 3 lety

    As an undergrad I got to work as a labourer on a dig that was being undertaken where a new bridge was being constructed over a river. Since it was a salvage dig, it was being done in winter. The archaeologist in charge was interviewed by Jay Ingram for Discovery Channel, and she announced it was the first time a dig had been undertaken in winter south of the Arctic Circle. It was every bit as tedious as OP described, only we also had to thaw the ground using a framework of brood lights so we could open every pit. It was a little rough trying to keep warm once the brood lights were moved, but it was exciting. I found a clear quartzite thumbnail scraper in one of the batches of matrix I was screening - I was probably the first human to touch it in 6,000 to 12,000 years. If anyone had pulled an AH stunt like OP described, I doubt they could have run far enough or fast enough to get away - from our entire dig team!

  • @dracko158
    @dracko158 Pƙed 3 lety +5

    The 2nd story could almost be a short movie. XD

  • @tiana_andherbooks
    @tiana_andherbooks Pƙed 3 lety +12

    That title BLEW my mind-

  • @feathersprinkles
    @feathersprinkles Pƙed 3 lety +1

    LOL I absolutely love digs. My pedestals are a work of art. Kept watching, good lord the mess of that site, I'm having anxiety just thinking about it. Had something similar happen at field school where someone picked up surface finds and took them home, in a country where it is ILLEGAL to keep ANYTHING from a site, active or not. Never seen a group of archaeologists so flaming mad.

  • @kninenights
    @kninenights Pƙed 2 lety +1

    I’m not even someone who works with archaeology or anything but I still literally winced when RSlash read out what they’d done to the dig site like what the f**k?!

  • @MizTameRumors
    @MizTameRumors Pƙed 3 lety +3

    Lol you changed Dazza, Bazza and Gazza to David, Bob and Greg?
    It's Daren, Barry, and Gareth....

  • @PozestStar
    @PozestStar Pƙed 3 lety +21

    Good morning everyone! I haven't been this early in a long time!

    •  Pƙed 3 lety

      My first time this early!

    • @shaereub4450
      @shaereub4450 Pƙed 3 lety

      Me too

  • @em1osmurf
    @em1osmurf Pƙed 3 lety +1

    sounds like well-educated applicants for the "do you want to super-size that?" auditions. excellent vid!

  • @demonetizebot5179
    @demonetizebot5179 Pƙed 3 lety +1

    I don't know why the thumbnail is so funny, just the idea of this skeleton texting "lol enjoy your curse" is hilarious

  • @Mr_Light56
    @Mr_Light56 Pƙed 3 lety +9

    Imagine r/ having kids he will be the absolute king of reading books cuz he does not stutter when he reads Reddit posts it is amazing how he does not stutter how he does not forget words it is amazing

    • @locutus442
      @locutus442 Pƙed 3 lety +10

      He made a community post two days ago announcing the birth of his baby girl, Lily.

    • @ElementalArcher
      @ElementalArcher Pƙed 3 lety +2

      Well, he already has kids

    • @vividvault9285
      @vividvault9285 Pƙed 3 lety

      Also, post production is a misleading thing.
      I can record myself throwing a basket ball behind me for it to land in the hoop and post it online and everyone will think it's cool. What they wont see are the 647 other recordings that I deleted when I was trying it. This applies to literally any post production. It can always be edited or rerecorded until it is satisfactory.

  • @alexwilliams6492
    @alexwilliams6492 Pƙed 3 lety +4

    Congrats on your newborn child :)

  • @battyrae1398
    @battyrae1398 Pƙed 3 lety +2

    Every time someone mentions grave desecration I think of the bone stealing witch. Yes. This was a real person.

  • @WillieManga
    @WillieManga Pƙed rokem

    4:47 Indeed. Most real life archaeology jobs don't tend to involve living dinosaurs, face melting holy artifacts or alien rock skulls.

  • @kakashilover9231
    @kakashilover9231 Pƙed 3 lety +6

    Hope you notice this, beautiful baby you have, I know you won't make any mistakes with her. I would of said something yesterday if I had seen the post, but ofc I didn't see it till now. Good luck man, and congrats

  • @lionkinglover88
    @lionkinglover88 Pƙed 3 lety +4

    Less than a minute after posting. I love it.

  • @MNNski
    @MNNski Pƙed 3 lety +1

    I'm not an archeologist, but I'm a bit of an archology enthusiast. What these guys did makes me wonder how this matt guy did not literally strangle them to death on the spot. I just hope this site was not an important one, because who knows what historical evidence they destroyed.
    For those of you who don't know, this is so serious that they will leave parts of dig sites unstudied for future generations to uncover with better methods and technology in hopes of discoveries that would not be possible at the time. These areas are often kept secret or guarded from looters.

  • @hannahhowarth4295
    @hannahhowarth4295 Pƙed 3 lety +1

    Rslash trying to decifer Aussie slang is hilarious

  • @vladikalchev319
    @vladikalchev319 Pƙed 3 lety +6

    This is indeed my favorite channel

  • @eirualrose6249
    @eirualrose6249 Pƙed 3 lety +1

    I think this is one of my favorite rat stories not just because it has archaeology in it

  • @tinyjesster
    @tinyjesster Pƙed 3 lety +1

    If you want the true Australian naming standard for the dig story:
    Bazza: Barry
    Dazza: Darren
    Gazza: Garry

  • @SpaceCadet2569
    @SpaceCadet2569 Pƙed 3 lety +5

    Why didn’t you say Bazza. (Barry) and Dazza (Darren). These are names used in the UK and Australia.

    • @Addixxtion
      @Addixxtion Pƙed 3 lety +1

      Yes I just made a similar comment. Gazza (Garry) Bazza (Barry) Dazza (Dan, Danny, Daniel/Darren)

    • @galacticbob1
      @galacticbob1 Pƙed 3 lety +1

      Every cryptographer knows that it goes:
      Alice
      Bob
      Charlie (Chuck if malicious)
      David
      Erin, or Eve(sdropper)
      Frank
      Grace/Garry (either works for the government)
      Heidi
      Ivan
      (Judge) Judy
      Mallory (if malicious), Mike(rophone)
      Oscar
      Rupert
      Trudy (intruder)
      Walter/Warden
      ... And that's all the people who ever use the internet! But mostly, it's just Alice and Bob. 😜
      Serious question, though, isn't it common slang to use "-azza" in Australia, as a way of shortening a name to make a pet name, or nickname? Sort of how "-ie" works for names in America (i.e. Elizabeth -> Lizzie, Carolyn -> Carrie, Frank -> Frankie). In Australia, Sharon becomes Shazza, Darren becomes Dazza, etc. Hopefully some Aussie can correct me, if I'm wrong on that. 😃

    • @JC4.80
      @JC4.80 Pƙed 3 lety +1

      @@galacticbob1 sounds about right to me mate

  • @snowbudy9158
    @snowbudy9158 Pƙed 3 lety +7

    I think that is the best thumbnail yet lmao

  • @maggpiprime954
    @maggpiprime954 Pƙed 3 lety +2

    I would love to volunteer as a hot/cold drinks gopher for a dig. Maybe I'd even be allowed to sketch some of the artefacts!
    But OMG, how this story hurt to hear!

  • @cd-ee9mf
    @cd-ee9mf Pƙed 3 lety +1

    Mixed aboriginal Australian here. Can confirm, aboriginal spirits are fiersome protectors and take revenge for less. I had a guardian with me as a child who did worse for lesser crimes

  • @marcymacymiky5016
    @marcymacymiky5016 Pƙed 3 lety +17

    That sounds like something out of an India Jones movie

  • @conspiracypanda1200
    @conspiracypanda1200 Pƙed 3 lety +4

    The archeology story has _so many_ Australian terms and nicknames that you translated without flinching. I'm not sure whether I should be dissapointed or impressed...

    • @mikebeagley
      @mikebeagley Pƙed 2 lety

      Granted he slipped in alternate names consistently, but Bazza = Barry, Dazza = Darren, Gazza = Gary, so reading along wasn't working for me....

  • @itjustmemanning8441
    @itjustmemanning8441 Pƙed 3 lety +2

    If you find a class boring, then drop out. Don't mess things up for other classmates! đŸ€š

  • @wrgirlie86
    @wrgirlie86 Pƙed 3 lety

    To quote a Jackie Chan cartoon, 'Archeologists use small tiny brushes..."

  • @brokenprincess7013
    @brokenprincess7013 Pƙed 3 lety +3

    Do you guys remember the video where he put his genuine reaction to one of the stories and it was like "what the-" thing? Like I wanna find that video again so can y'all help me?

    • @brokenprincess7013
      @brokenprincess7013 Pƙed 3 lety +1

      It was even for like the first time too. And everyone in the comments was like "do more genuine reactions please!"

    • @ShilohFae
      @ShilohFae Pƙed 3 lety +1

      This was an Entitled Parents vid. The story was about someone with leukemia (I think) and they and their mother were carpooling with the OP. Another woman was too, and when the cancer patient puked and their mom offered compensation, the mom wouldn't take it but the Entitled Woman tried to.

  • @2wayy_kiki
    @2wayy_kiki Pƙed 3 lety +18

    I haven’t been this early in a fat minute

  • @hypersonic2828
    @hypersonic2828 Pƙed 3 lety

    It's fun to come home from school and just listen to these videos while playing games

  • @LeeroyPorkins
    @LeeroyPorkins Pƙed 3 lety +2

    Those that were buried must have been time traveling fans of rSlash.

  • @DreadEnder
    @DreadEnder Pƙed 3 lety +3

    I like the second one I plan on becoming a palaeontologist ( very similar to archeology but usually more pre-historic) you need a high lever university degree to do it but it pays better that a doctor

  • @acutiewithagun3796
    @acutiewithagun3796 Pƙed 3 lety +3

    My cat loves your videos
    I wish I was kidding once she hears your voice she starts purring

  • @catiescobar8990
    @catiescobar8990 Pƙed 2 lety

    As a teen who loves to become a historian/ archeologist and lover of artifacts, it killed me inside on how those idiots destroyed so much stuf

  • @sniffersmc2827
    @sniffersmc2827 Pƙed 3 lety

    "left hanging like the unwanted tampon string dangling out of the gusset of a bikini" I genuinely spit my food out laughing

  • @theonlylordtachanka
    @theonlylordtachanka Pƙed 3 lety +4

    My gf just broke up with me and rslash just posted a video thank you rslash for posting and making me froget about what happend

  • @kriegerderzeit1384
    @kriegerderzeit1384 Pƙed 3 lety +4

    posting like clockwork, i love it

  • @jessiea4932
    @jessiea4932 Pƙed 3 lety +2

    Since there are Indigenous artefacts found on mining sites in Australia maybe it is a blessing that their disrespectful selves can’t get a degree? Mining is a huge business and everyone on a mining site is qualified before they even stepped foot on the sites. Thanks OP for your report. 😁

  • @shadow-dragon-queen2830
    @shadow-dragon-queen2830 Pƙed 3 lety

    They got legitimately cursed. My grandma told me of some people moving ancient burial ground and the end resulted in a mysterious fire burning one of their buildings to the ground. The dead people must have been cheesed.

  • @jeremyadlermusic
    @jeremyadlermusic Pƙed 3 lety +3

    I’m sorry, the only thing I got out of this whole episode is that OP in the last story called the Energizer Bunny the “Duracell bunny” 😂😂😂

    • @Gizmondo84
      @Gizmondo84 Pƙed 3 lety

      They both have bunnies and Duracells is older

    • @melmoody5398
      @melmoody5398 Pƙed 3 lety

      That's because it's that way everywhere else outside of the US. Something to do with the US Duracell trademark lapsing, so Energizer snapped it up.

  • @galacticbob1
    @galacticbob1 Pƙed 3 lety +4

    Day one of asking rSlash to end his videos with baby pictures. â˜ș

  • @justin2308
    @justin2308 Pƙed 3 lety +1

    First One: What kind of mayor or city government do they have? One full of Karens and Kevins? How did they cave to his demands that quickly when they could’ve proven all those claims were false.
    Second One: This one made my blood boil because they pretty much destroyed history with that stunt. They should’ve gotten jail time at least for trespassing, but what happened was actually much better.

  • @jillb3072
    @jillb3072 Pƙed 3 lety

    My SIL is a geologist (we’re Canadian) and worked on these sites for months at a time in the very North of Canada, she ran a dig in Australia, and also in Cambodia (about 10 + years ago now), where they ended up finding a mass grave from when Pol Pot was the genocidal maniac running the country. As soon as they found this, the dig had to stop immediately and contact authorities and were to leave everything as is. The dig was put on hold, but some junior geologists decided to go back there that night to steal human remains to sell on websites for “a piece of history”. My SIL was so enraged at this, because she could be held accountable for disturbing a historical grave site, as she was dig leader/coordinator. When she came across these two idiots selling remains on line (a felony), she first contacted the authorities in Cambodia, then the websites to take down the items and as they were junior and still in last year of their master’s program, to the dean of the Uni they attended (who booted the two guys out very quickly - as they didn’t want the school’s name associated with this. They were arrested by the Cambodian authorities and sentenced to five years for desecration of human remains and desecration of a nationally protected site, felony theft and selling human remains for profit (Cambodian prison is nothing like N. American ones). My sister in law always recorded the sites by video from multiple angles and streams it to the firms companies chief information/research officer in live time (all knew this as in their contracts with the company can view over to ensure of proper methods of their digs, as she can have a documented account, there’s also signs saying of this up on site as well, and it records at times no one was digging and off site for security. They were allowed to remove all their tools, but asked for her to keep recording until they could put up their own Cameras. Well, all the things stole were captured on video, which showed them talking about how much they’ll get in profits and the actual theft, which sealed their fates! My SIL knew Canada had same sentencing guidelines. After two years asking for extradition back to Canada, they still had to do their time in our federal prison. They had to pay a fine that added up to $100,000.00. Needless to say, they were blacklisted from the industry. Because of my SIL being able to ID them and had to testify in Cambodia and in Canada (at least their prison was only a couple hour drive away, but she got threats from the guys’ family and friends, and when she got married, her husband as well, and once she was starting to get threats warning her to be careful and to to kill herself. She documented everything including threats to her family on Twitter and Facebook. She removed/deactivated most of her social media, changed her last name to her husband’s, got a new number and moved to a newer part of the city, while pressing charges on her harassers who also got put on probation and a 10 year long RO, which one broke, which meant he spent as much time left on probation (eight years) in prison. She decided to work in the research area of her job, before getting married and pregnant, and data interpretation and logging. While on her paid maternity leave (1 year), she finished an business accounting degree. My nephew is now two. She did this for most of Covid for a couple of smaller companies locally, and now some friends of hers she worked on digs with opened up their own firm, offered her the CI/RO position and have a few bids, so she’s been ZOOM meetings/interviews. One person to apply was one of the arrested guys, my SIL replied in the email from her bosses email that the posting indicated federal background checks and he rescinded his application upon that email!

  • @ActuallyTrashy
    @ActuallyTrashy Pƙed 3 lety +3

    Every morning I never my my rSlash 💕💕

  • @franl155
    @franl155 Pƙed 3 lety +4

    If it's "ancient" in Australia chances are it's Aboriginal - have white people ben there long enough to leave "ancient" graves? In which case it's a double desecration: one for the graves themselves and one for the cultural heritage that was destroyed.

  • @D64nz
    @D64nz Pƙed 3 lety +1

    Just to add a bit more salt to the wound, a geologist course was a cheap way to a high paying job in this part of the world. The mine companies would often take students in their 2nd year at the height of the shortage. I'm not sure if they are still looking that hard for new sites but it was possible to walk into a high 5 figure or low 6 figure wage after just 2 years of study, so long as you were ok with travelling to the outback, which is a very hostile environment. I have friends that bought houses on this money in 2 or 3 years of work. All expenses are covered when they are deployed after all. You just need a thick skin to deal with the outback aussie yobbos, especially if you're female.

  • @mckinlyhuston696
    @mckinlyhuston696 Pƙed 3 lety

    Your such a highlight of my day. Your video is the first thing I see when I jump on yt. I love getting ready to your videos.

  • @Grace-I-guess
    @Grace-I-guess Pƙed 3 lety +3

    DO TREE LAW PLEASE

  • @alexostapyk113
    @alexostapyk113 Pƙed 3 lety +3

    Ah love your videos 💖

  • @valourss
    @valourss Pƙed rokem +1

    now THATS what I call digging your own GRAVE

  • @danischorer1427
    @danischorer1427 Pƙed 2 lety

    Being an Australian, these are common nicknames. Bazza = Barry. Dazza = Darren. Gazza = Gary.

  • @jefffoo6891
    @jefffoo6891 Pƙed 3 lety +10

    Day 65 of telling him he's making everyone day better

    • @paul_warner
      @paul_warner Pƙed 3 lety +1

      Day whatever of telling you to shut up