r/Choosingbeggars - "FIRE HER AND HIRE ME!"
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- Äas pĆidĂĄn 30. 05. 2024
- r/Choosingbeggars have the audacity to think that THEY DESERVE YOUR JOB... even if you're better at it than they are! You may as well just quit and hand over the job to a choosing beggar who NEEDS it more than you, because clearly you don't deserve it!
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Swiggity....
[finish it down below]
Swegger, im a choosing beggar
rSlash hi
GIGGITY
Swiggity swag apartment, give me your apartment!
rSlash Swiggty Swooty
I burst out in laughter when he said âthe probiotic yogurt cured my eczemaâ đđđđđ
I demand u pay me $150 for liking your video
Random guy69 why? Lol
@@oliviablackburn1113 Excuse me did you just say why? lol those likes cured his eczema
A Birdatemytoes like totally. lol.đ€Šââïž
Olivia Blackburn did he stutter? ( obviously just joking )
Me: âwhy did you take my wallet?â
EB: âwell you werenât using itâ
Lol
It healed my eczema ok??
EB = is entitled bitch right?
@@xurdedroblox9852 no its entitled bitchokatzcraycray
AKA Wero oh ok
âSweetie, that probiotic yogurt changed my life. It healed my eczemaâ IM CACKLING
đđđ
yes sweetie
@@ggukiemonster đ
The best part is, you can't "heal" eczema (I have eczema) you can only maintain it until the next flare up
Lol
I friggging SNORTED when you said "60 mibibbibs"
Dead XD
Me too! Lol. I thought I must have heard that wrong then he did it again. I was rolling.
Bibbibs XDD
Whoops mibbibibs XDD
Ikr
Sameđđ I laughed so hard omfg
Sweetie, this channel has changed my life. It healed my eczema.
Shrelerton underrated comment đ
Sara2208 Beauty honestly đđ
You should just give it to me. You didn't even know I was using it until I pointed it out!
You got EcZemA!?
La La La La La La La La Iâm glad someone said it
SURE my netflix
password is
Username:youweren'tusingit
Password:ithealedmyeczema
Minecraft User thx for the free Netflix
Who else tried it?
Why it doesnt work, I demand your phone as a gift for tricking me. NOW
thx 4 netflix
It doesn't work are there any caps?
"I don't like dogs, can you put him outside?"
Lmao, sis would've been outside herself before she even finished the sentence .
I'm more of a cat person, but I absolutely adore my red healer pit bull mix baby and if someone told me to put him outside in the texas heat, I'd put that person outside in the heat. Preferably with a bruise in the shape of a hand on their face
Madd1e Lov3ly please learn how to spell their.
Madd1e Lov3ly the error I pointed out was not grammatical, it was a spelling error.
Alexandra Lyapich I wouldâve been like uh no hun go back to the streets and yeet her out the door.
@@wta1518 leave grammar nazi!!!
Duz dhis bothder yhu?
That japanese hand cream story made me mad like if someone did that to me I could have yelled at them especially since it was a experience gift from a friend I was so happy that they got back at her with the yogurt
me too. It was a gift, it was expensive, and it was from another country. I would've probably slapped her lmao
same. expensive or not, that was a gift from a friend, which makes it the more valuable.
You just don't rummage into other people's stuff and use them in the first place specially if you're not friends nor without permission. That CB got a taste of her own medicine tho haha
Oh I'll would just calmly ruin her life. Tell the superiors call the police all that stuff you know.
my mom did that often and said it was because i live in her house and rely on her and don't have any privacy. so my prized bike that was the first thing i ever had my whole life that didn't involve a single cent from her pocket and was a gift from my school for academics was later sold while i was dealing with foster care issues. it was one of the worst losses i ever had because that was the very first item i ever owned on my own because of my own accomplishments and she sold it just because i didn't even live in her house anymore.
not to mention my anime shirts from hot topic that i bought from babysitting money which were obviously expensive, as well as my anime dvds that cost almost 70 dollars combined. never saw those shirts again and she and i got into multiple arguments about the anime that included her thinking i was a demon for some reason i still to this day do not get. moral of the story was that i never should've trusted that snake with money. she owes me about $100 in babysitting money and the times she said she'd pay me back for me doing her chores she agreed to do.
Isabellay Shepherd not quite the same since the hand cream was a gift and expensive and exclusively from Japan.
Normal people: Megabits per second
rSlash, an intellect: Muhbibits
holy shit I laughed over and over at this
(also itâs megabits)
per SECOND
Megabits haha ;D
I always thought it was bytes đ€
Megabits
The justice that hand cream girl got, restored my faith in humanity.... and healed my eczema.
Nice
Actually I took your eczema because you weren't using it
*loud snort*
@@GavinProbably GODDAMNIT!
@@LemonCoutureBunny also can your selfish because you fed YOUR Kids like I'm sueing you
The first one
Karen: sweetie my exma is healing because of that and you were not using it
Also karen: who ate my YOGURT
Dave: you werenât using it
Karen: you dare use my spells against me potter
I surprised that this comment didnât receive a million likes at this point
I now need a Karenâs face photoshopped onto Snapeâs body
@@ZombieSazza No Snape is not a Karen. He just wants his students to be safe...potion making is DANGEROUS he has to keep a strict hand due to such a class being so delicate. You're looking for Umbridge not Snape.
@@Silver_wind_1987_ No one said Snape is a Karen
@@yorampaar2011 -.-'
"is it FaaaaaAaAAst??!?
"Yes, it's 60 Mubibits"
Haha. As a techy this both hurt and is super funny.
thatwerdogeek 1 its
Like heâs a text to speak robot and he just encountered a word missing a letter
As soon as he said that I went straight to the comments for this. Iâm struggling to catch a breath laughing as silently as possible so I donât wake my sleeping bf next to me đ€Ł That caught me off guard, I canât take it
It is mega bites per second
@@buwanekasumanaweera5377 megabits per second
Police: Why did you take their life?
CB: well they werenât using it so I took it
And it cured my eczema
@@timmitchusson1017 murder cures eczema XDD
this made me laugh so hard i almost choked on my gum
@@timmitchusson1017 And if i dont keep doing it, it'll come back!
Rezinox oof
"Why did you take that baby?"
"Well the mother wasnt using it and the baby healed my eczema"
Alyssa Minas surely she didnât NEED that ENTIRE baby for HERSELF
@@lukemckenzie0121 Yeah the mother should have split the baby in two so she can SHARE and everyone gets what they want
GIVE ME IT NOW!!!
Hahahaha
Lmao!!
"My friend used to live here, and he let me use his wifi, so you should too."
"Well, I'm not your friend." *Closes door*
Rekt *100*
Lol
speech *100*
destruction *100*
Rekt *100*
Same
"-Is this your WiFi
-Yes
-Is it fast
-I guess... it's 60 muhbibeps"
YESH CHEF!!! IT IS
Mibibibips
âSweetie that yogurt healed my excama Can You order more for me to eatâ
-Cowoker 2019
Eczema*
The guy name is Michael we just call him big Mike because he is as hairy as a BigFoot.
A little late, but.
You weren't using it.
-Also ex-Woker 2019
EB: "why did you take my car!?"
Me: "well you weren't using it, besides I used it to go to the doctors to cure my eczema"
Lmfao
Lol
YOUR POWER IS INFINITE
Lol nice
I laughed until tears ran out of my eyes at the way you pronounced âmbpsâ.
Same! đ€Łđ€Ł
Iâm in the middle of that story praying that there will be more muhbibitsđ€Ł
*M U P P E T S*
Me who actually has eczema: *you bring awful shame to my people* .
Lol she probably doesn't know the suffering we feel.
Same dawg, same.
I feel sorry for yall
Oath
Yes me who had bleeding for all my life
Same but I hope y'all gettin better doe
What if a entitled parent watches and is like âWHAT ALL THESE THINGS ARE COMPLETELY REASONABLEâ
See someone gets it no I DEMAND YOU SUBSCRIBE TO MY CHANNEL NOW lol
Ive always had a pet fantasy that one of them has seen there exact interaction or realised the story was about them and just seen all the hate they got. That would make my day
Damian Robbie I really hope so. Badly. Such a good fantasy.đ
That would be my mother unfortunately
Kiki Shadow nice aj pfp
6̶0̶ ̶M̶̶e̶̶g̶̶a̶̶b̶̶i̶̶t̶̶s̶ ̶p̶e̶r̶ ̶s̶e̶c̶o̶n̶d̶
60 mebibips đ
Holy crap this is the most likes Iâve ever gotten
Me, an intellectual.
MegaBITS per second*
mbps is megabits. One byte is 8 bits, so 60 megabits is 7.5 megabytes per second.
I'm definitely calling them mebips from now on. Thanks, rSlash!
NanashiVII it was mbps so its microbits per second
I'm sorry but...
Your daughter will not be graduste-ing
She just wanted her daughter to GRADUSTE
I died when he said that đđ
G R A D U S T E
I think the lady need the tutoring more than her daughter did
This channel cleared my eczema, and if it might come back if I stop watching.
Edit: Holy hell this is the most I've ever had a liked comment. Thanks y'all!
It might come back when you stop using that GOD-DAMN BOTTLE!
You beat me to it. LOL!
I have your eczema now you weren't using it
Haha
I think I have that hand cream and itâs so expensive
The one with the hand cream could have sooooo easily been turned into a prorevenge by ordering new "hand cream" and replacing it with pepper cream đ
I like the way you think
@@rSlash đ
r/prorevenge baby
or White glue!
I mean, that woman wasn't even a choosing beggar; she was straight up a thief.
Me: âWhy did you drive my car?â
EP: âYou werenât using it.â
I died when he actually read out âGRADUSTEâ
Umm yeah I'm gonna need you to pay my medical costs cus the pronunciation of "mabibips" made energy drink come out my nose and there will be damages.
HELLO?
What energy drink say and i will
Same but with chocolate milk
Lmfao!!
@@dieselcat chocolate chocolate CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIE AND CHOCOLATE MULK
Same but with blood
Your wifi and Netflix password have cured my eczema sweetie!
;)
My Netflix password is "st sufdtiegus7r, if, if utxjfsjfzhutfu mgcDhCzbdzydxngxgkxutx"
Do i need to see a gacha person EVERY . SINGLE . TIME Idk how but it blows mah mind
I hate getcha but thank you this is okay
RayGamerz your yt recommended has Gacha, and it said âcontinue watchingâ with a gacha video following. Iâd expect u to know how popular it is, seeing as you watch it yourself.
no offence tho, just saying đ.
@@vividvenge1793 r/ihadastroke
For the hand cream lady: I would have warned her never to use it again or I'll get her back. Then I would have mixed some poison ivy with cheap hand cream.
Lock the drawer and one day, weeks later, "accidentally" leave it unlocked and if she uses it, that's her problem for stealing.
The locking part is extra and dumb lol. Why not just get it and leave it unlocked for her.
Is anyone else wondering what that pink Japanese hand cream is?
I feel like itâs pretty self explanatory
@@ajfuller6782 20 people are wondering
yes to this day
Tiny Giraffes make that 35
@@ajfuller6782 Really? Expensive, Pink, Japanese hand creme is the name? WOW!
Judge: Why did you take her brain. Me : She wasn't useing it and I really needed
Me: Why do i hear yelling from my door
Entitled parent: HIPPITY HOPPITY GET OUT OF YOUR PROPERTY
Hippity hoppity my child DESERVES your property
r/entitledparents
Hippity Hoppity, Stalin takes everyone's property
That reminds me of misery box â€
Why did you steal my life?
Well sweetie, you weren't using it.
self destruction 100%
"Give me your stuff as a consolidation gift"
Consolidation...
Isnât that a bit of an oxymoron?
@@bellerain381 no, its the wrong word. They meant consolation.
@@bellerain381 looks like you're just a moron
âYou werenât using it.â
âItâs not like itâs locked or anything.â
So you take something from someoneâs desk? I ACTUALLY wanna know how that women passed Preschool. Let alone SURVIVED middle and high school with such logic.
I swear idiots.....Smh
@MAMAOU 4Life Nah, even private middle and high schools have lockers. Elementary and below probably have unlocked boxes for their things though
She was probably homeschooled her whole life. & her parents were probably the kind that just let her do whatever she wanted & yelled at anyone who interfered w that.
Rich parents.
It ain't idiot, it's consider as theft, she just using nonsense to cover up. I would have get her a big lesson on that 1.
She didnât even go to school. Thatâs why sheâs dumb
Hand Cream CB: "WHAT KIND OF BACKWARDS LOGIC IS THAT?"
Me in my Mind: "Your backwards logic!"
Same
And someone should have said "Well the fridge isn't locked. It's not like it's private"
My mind: Revenge bitch...
Same
âOur apartmentâ
*Soviet union anthem starts playing*
I serve the soviet union
"My apartmen"
"OUR apartmen"
Why am I thinking of tintin books
Sior sensa rita
Communism 100
"That would be like going to a soup kitchen and yelling at them because they serve soup instead of lobster" Why do you give people these ideas?
The Japanese hand cream story.....
I would have told CB that it was a tube of Hemorrhoid cream. "That stuff is for my butt, and you've been rubbing it on your hands?"
Laugh hysterically loud until it gets other co-workers attention, then tell them how CB been putting ass cream on her hands.
Ingenious XD
You absolute genius
You legend
Genius
Forget r:chiosingbeggars
That's r/prorevenge
That hand cream story was brilliant. When the CB gets her own dish served. Ha.
omg hi
@@_bunnies_3317 Hi! :)
@@PearlescentMoon I didnt know you watch these :P
OMG I know you from grains videos! Your so cool!
Literally
I would have walked to who ever was in charge as soon as she loudly admitted to theft to multiple witnesses
CB : I deserve your cream . You weren't using it anyways .
Me : Well then I deserve your brain
You weren't using it anyways .
Sody plays nice
SMOOOOOTH
Burn warning
As in, the whole sky is on fire
you don't want that brain then you'll be stupid
*sweetie, watching your channel changed my life. it healed my eczema*
CHUNGAS! I've been waiting my whole life to meet you!!
*sweetie, reading this comment changed my life. It healed my eczema*
Your profile picture matches your comment perfectly.
I love all of the replys and the comment
I remember that video
me: *drinks coffee*
rSlash: "mubibips"
me: *snorts coffee*
Lol
if she doesn't like dogs there's *obviously* something wrong with her
CB: "ExCuUuUuUsSsSsSsEeEeEeEeE........ Me, can I-"
Me: *close door shut*
If rSlash calls mbps "mebebeeps", we shall call it "mebebeeps"!
Megabits are for peasants, I only use mebebips.
Revenge of the A.S.D.A.
Agreed
HA! I use gebebeeps
Someone said beb
Police: why did you steal that money
Cab: Since she wasnât using that money I took it
Cb:it healed my eczema
Sweetie that money changed my life
Police: Sarge, he's clean.
@@doos6172 Of course he's clean. He gave himself an enema thinking it would cure his eczema.
@@MetalSStar196 Of course, you're right.
"Why would we fire her to hire you back, when she does a better job than you ever did?"
The way He said mbps "Mebebeps" that got me burst laughingđ€Łđđ€Łđ
10:22 why is this soo good lmao
Giogiogiogiogiogio I just keep repeating the mibbibips
How you actually pronounced 'mbps' has killed me, thanks for that x_x
Yeah lol
Yea me too
Lol
Ded lol
I died on that part
10:21 i laughed way too hard when you said 60 mebbibips
Yeah :D Megabits per second don't exist anymore xD
Megabytes, not megabits. Big difference lol
@@ProjectXAgario It's megabits in the context. Lower case laters refer to megabits, and I'm pretty sure that the ISP gives 60mb, not 60MB (which is 480mb).
@@ProjectXAgario Oof
@@ProjectXAgario this ain't it chief
âShe refers my apartment to our apartmentâ
Communism intensifies
I was so pissed off when I realised the woman was going through her things. Ugh
Sweetie. This VIDEO changed my life. It healed my eczema
hahahaha
đ€Łđđ
Sweedy gibe mi your wifi password it can heel my eczama
This video healed my cut
đ
10:21 11:02 Mabeebeeps ? MABEEBEEPS???
ARR YOU FREAKING KINDING ME ??
**likes the video**
Noa Animations REALLLY?!??!?? Iâm Liking._. lol
im trying to keep my composure, but im failing miserably
â@@wolfthepredator8657 yep.. that's what u gotta do
ARE YOU KINDING ME?!
That was my literal thought process.
13:19 â youâre not spending all of your time on me? I am reporting you.â
Swigity swagity that ladyâs got some audacity
swiggity swikes, this comment needs more likes..
@@anirudhrox8839 lol ty
Your Netflix account cured my eczema now give me your password.
WiFi password, too
Your credit card number, the 3 digits on the back and the expiration date. Gonna need those too.
Aight b JohnHolland@gmail.com password: JohnNetflix123
@@hb4391 wait did you acctually send ur netflix acc?
@@hb4391 da hecc dude
Logic? Backwards.
Apartment? Ours.
Mbps? 60.
House? Haunted.
Choosing? Beggars.
Hotel? Trivago.
This comment is underrated.
This comment? UNDERRATTED
Is it a apartment, a house or a hotel
This meme? Dead
First personâs name was definitely âKarenâ
How everyone sees carens: Selfish, annoying, peace disturbing, pice of.
How I see carens: *entertainment*
carens
xd
đ§ try again my friend
All the dislikes on this video are choosing beggars who don't like how we talk about their brethren
They dislike because they can't handle the truth (also that's a lot of mad beggars)
@GreatPondGames Official so damn true dude!!
Did you just assume their gender
That video changed my life. It cured my eczema.
Then u should give me your channel or Iâll sue you
And you have to pay me if you give me your channel because I will make you popular
@@parkerl4811 lol
well technically he is using the channel so it wouldn't go under her law.
I commented you should feel honored and just give me your WiFi password and kids
Welp I live on you so
Them: my apartment.
CB: *Our apartment.*
Karl Marx has joined the game
"...no lady i'm not gonna give you my cat!"
*Sad flute music*(rip)
(Died from Karen and her kid)
Cb: can I have your soul?
Me: No?
Cb: Your not using it!
Me: well I guess your right.
Cat are the best! 2 yeah same
Sorry, I need my soul. Also, not really sorry!
I saw this joke down graded from hilarious to dark humor faster than rslash regaining the money lost to demonizing
You're *
@@graplynnjacklynn ?
New wifi password...
"It's 60 mebepes"
He's like "Huh... I know. What's the password?"
"It's 60 mebepes"đ€Ș
mb actually stands for mebibits. Mb stands for Megabits and MB means MegaBytes. Dropping that here as well.
Zipp4Everyone ...it was a joke... đ€ŠđŸââïž
I only knew about MB and Mb. Thx for your godly wisdom. You are now allowed in my Christian mindcraft server which helps ur mind *that sounded autistic*
@@zipp4everyone263 r/wooosh
@@zipp4everyone263 mebibit is Mib, not mb.
"May i speak to the manager" haircut killed me
"GRADUSTE" i am literally DYING of laughter right nowđđđ
My friend had the same problem with a workmate using their really expensive moisturizing lotion, so my friend filled a similar container with p.v.a glue; the next time the workmate stole some & poured a large amount into her hands, she rubbed them togeather to coat them & then rubbed it onto her cheeks & chin before she realised it wasn't a moisturizing lotion!!!!
Awesome revenge!
Edit: thanks for the likes!
Star Light yaaaassss
@Veronica Parker wasn't it though?! & when the workmate ran for the bathroom to wash the pva off her hands, chin & cheeks, the breeze blew her hair onto her face & it got stuck into the glue as well. SO funny!
Lol well done
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Welp *cracks knuckles* ah..time to get revenge for every single bottle of hand sanitizer used without consent đ
10:20 - "mibibips"
THE HELL IS THAT?! đđđđ
r/IALREADYKNOWWHATITMEANS,DON'T CALLMEADUMMY
Mibibips, dummy
What's kraken?
But what are they
@@FloofersFX he already said, mibibips.
megabytes per second
edit: mbs
MBS
The âOOoooO give me your WiFi passwordâ MADE ME WEEZE đđđđđđ
Normal person: My apartment.
Choosing Beggar: Our apartment *USSR anthem plays*
History time!
Yeah, I get it, it's a joke and all, but still. The USSR actually provided people with a whole bunch of accommodation. If earlier it was common to see people have their own CORNER in the room now they had a whole room to themselves, which was only theirs shared with nobody. Just think about how mind-blowing it was. Later it was no longer just a room, but a whole flat.
It was owned by government (in the 90th they became the private property of the people who lived there at a time, due to the USSR falling apart (mind you, it was solely because of many mistakes regarding the economy of the country, like The Great Depression period.)), that is true, but it was used by you and only.
1) Swiggity spaghettio's, pay off my student loans.
2) Swiggity swine, your property is mine.
3) Swiggity swoggle, "no" makes my mind boggle.
4) Swiggity swoggity, your Nintendo Switch belongs to me.
5) Swiggity swoogly, buy me more jewellery.
6) Swiggity Swadoo, don't give it to me? I'll sue you!
7) Swiggity swugger, EM = Entitled Mother.
8) Swiggity Doo, "EK deserves it more than you."
9) Swiggity sway, "EB gets good grades."
10) Swiggity swish, stop being so selfish!
11) Swiggity sort, I'm taking you to court!
12) Swiggity sand, "Did you just touch EB's hand!?"
Ok
Lmfao
Swiggity swelves, CBs need to go f*** themselves.
Swoggaty Swampity, Give me your Swamp Shrek!
Ooooohhhhh yeah! Weâre gonna get swifty! Gonna get swifty in here!
*loudly clears throat*SOMEBODY HAS EATEN MY YOGURT
Yep, it was about to go bad anyways... đ€š So what's your point?đ
It cleared my eczema
SOMEBODY TOUCHA MA SPAGHET
That part was very Umbridge
YOGURT! I HATE YOGURT! even with strawberries...
The first story is more like
r/entitledcoworkers
That
choosingbeggar:"sweetie buy me that hand cream it cured my ecxima"
Op:"no"
choosingbeggar:*shocked Pikachu face*
Omg the japanese cream one... jesus christ, my blood boiled just thinking abt it
I would've gone straight to HR or something with an internet listing for the cream.
I know. It made me mad looking at it because my sister does the same thing.
I would have told her "Thats my Herpes cream... You seriously didnt even use that once right?"
these people disgust me yet entertain me in a way no other can
I know right?! Only thing I enjoy more is r/Maliciouscompliance
I know right? It's like a train wreck with massive casualties - You just can't help but watch
That hand cream story is the second time Iâve ever seen an entitled person somewhat apologize for their behavior (first time as a choosing beggar). Small miracles.
She needs to sue that lady for going thru her personal belongings.
Uhmm.. can I have your channel? You don't need it anyway.
This channel healed my eczema and it might come back if I don't get the channel
@@_aballa_ no, I want to have it because its for my kids. And I don't care about your eczema, you can find an other channel.
Vsauce666 Why are you asking people for their channel.
Jack Lahm dumbass itâs a joke.
@@JapanesePiano1 r/wooosh
sweetie, I NEED to own your youtube channel, it's changed my life, it cured my eczema!
To be perfectly honest that lady's bs line REALLY struck a cord. I actually HAVE eczema and as far as I know from 22 years of dealing with it, it is hard for me to believe it to have been cured via some foreign hand cream. I've tried multiple meds. and creams and it has still persisted, plus ANYONE who has eczema knows that you can't just use ANYTHING to treat it as the skin can easily become flared up and rash ridden. Though I only know that American creams that lack in coco butter or Shea butter don't really help much. If someone finds out what cream that was and sends it to me I will gladly test it out to prove cb right or wrong.
@@KnittingGirl28 Shut the hecc up, it was clearly a joke. and a reference to the video
@windows 7 ultimate they know they said woman in the story not the commenter. Please read before spouting negativity. Thank you and sorry if this seems rude. Just trying to keep the positivity.
@@MrFluffymuffin thanks for
Understanding who I was talking about. I'm not showing any hate to someone who is using cb's joke in a way that shows how ridiculous it is. I'm just calling cb's bs.
@@KnittingGirl28 no problem just up holding the peace and people just need to read it more than once before commenting like that.
12:11 right after that an ad started playing and all it said was ânoâ then at the ending ending I think it was about a no something card XD
r/thathappened
CB: Why dud you took my brain??
Me: You weren't using it sooooo
Finally, one CB died
00:56 "A face like there's a bad smell under her nose all the time". Good lord, I can't think of a better description for these kind of people.
Malfoy's mother.
yeah the bad smell is the BS oozing from their mouth
@@shadowman7307 That would make sense, because Shit smells terrible, and bad breath is typically hot. This would cause the heat to rise to their nose.
petition to change âmegabits per secondâ to âmibibipsâ
EDIT: got (graciously) schooled on the difference Mb/s versus MB/s!
Bytes to bepis
megabits per second actually
its not megabytes. 60 mb/s would be really fucking fast. 60mbps is about 6 mb/s i think
@@youngmorgan6799 lmao what 60mbps is slow as hell
@@Ohwellrt can you read? also i have to live with 1.3 mb/s so...
CB: I don't like dogs, can you put it outside?
Me: I don't like you, can you go outside?
Lol
sweetie, all this jokes about "sweetie..." have changed my life, they healed my eczema
20 degrees outside isnât that bad.
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Oh wait. Right.
America...
Oof yep I'm Canadian and I understand... 20 is nothing
13:00 "so my daughter can GRADUSTE" đđ
Onehappiness Happy LOL
Maybe she needs the tutoring so she can get smard
no its so my daughter can gRaDuMaY (idk I thnk its funny not a reail word but funny XD)
HAHAHAHAHA
Maybe itâs the mom who REALLY needs help.
Kim demanding that people be "nicer" took me back to when I was in high school and my father abandoned our family, knowing my mother has a chronic illness and can't work full-time, then came back to tell my sister and I that he wouldn't have left if we and our mom were "nicer" to him. He was a physically, emotionally and verbally abusive compulsive liar with a clinical diagnosis of narcissistic personality disorder. Holy hell, I wasn't expecting my PTSD to just creep up on me like that.
Me and a co-worker got an expensive food gift from a politician once, our other co-worker stole it and put it in the break room for the other staff (who all make 6 figures) who ate it before we even had a break to look at what it was. Saving grace was the super fabulous manager who could make fun of her with impunity.
Everybody:
Choosing beggars: hippity hopitty, this is now my property.
Fix your speech:
Hippity Hoppity this propery is now mine.
Swiggity Swaperty I want your property.
Legit my room mate trying to take my pc when she graduated
Reality: Diggity Doggity, now you live in poverty.
Hey i stole your money because you were not using it
Hey i took your job because you obviously were not using it
Hey I stole your girl because you were not using it
Hey I took the money back because I was using it.
Swiggity Swaggity I DESERVE your property
hey I took your dog cause you weren't using it
Thankyou "Dave" from choosing beggers place of work. You are my hero!