r/Askreddit "What's the DUMBEST Thing You've EVER Heard?" (CONTAGIOUS LAUGHTER)
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- Äas pĆidĂĄn 25. 02. 2019
- r/Askreddit is where Reddit users answer the most burning questions of our time. Today we answer "What basic knowledge did you forget for a moment?" and "What's the DUMBEST Thing You've Ever Heard?" Also, I COMPLETELY LOST IT while filming this video.
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I couldn't contain my laughter while reading some of these. I wasn't sure if I should redo those questions.
IF I COMPLETE LOSE IT WHILE RECORDING, SHOULD I KEEP THE LAUGHTER OR RERECORD IT???
Keep it
Keep it
Keep the laughter.
Keep
Keep it!
"Don't you know how to throw a ball?"
*"I sWeAr I dO, i DoNt KnOw WhAtS hApPeNiNg"*
"two shit throws in a row, can't get any fucking worse"
Ousimanie I was laughing to death with him
Lmao
Wonderland Artwork Iâm not sure it deserves to be called a throw
almost peed myself at rslash laughing at this one..had to pause it for a bathroom break
The laughter makes it natural and real. Unlike boulders or gravity
Pretty sue boulders and gravity ARE natural and real
Now, where's that R/Wooosh?
@@Redstoneprime316 Did you get the joke?
The RGB Gamer 071 It's woooosh with four o's yeh feckin melt.
The RGB Gamer 071 YeH mAkE mEh PrOuD mAtE
oooooooh i love this community
This here is one of my all time youtube favourites. He's pissing himself laughing but still gets the words out like a pro. I'm going through a super nasty time atm but his contagious laugh helps a lot lol
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@@TheVillageIdiot829 you fucking legend
nope, in fact he does not.
also it wasnt funny at all
@@jiogcyihsugyiocjfdoivhphvw6821 if you don't like it don't watch, but clearly a lot of people do like it
"Isn't ravioli made out of avocados?"
"I forgot Canada existed lol."
*these are from the same girl*
Doctor: âmets... mets... METS..â
me: âsay it...â *narrows eyes*
Doctor: *sighs* âsnippiesâ
snippies should be the new name for scissors
Please sign this petition to ban the word "scissors" and replace it with "snippies"
*sign here*
Mapleshade .Sabrina Rosewood In HP.
Srottiers
Stuff
Signs In A Mili Second
sigh
I was scheduling an ultrasound but forgot the word so I said â ya know, when they use the cold telescope to look at the babyâ
The weird part is that at some pet stores, they legit have âextra mediumâ dog clothes. đ
is that the passive-aggressive way to call someone chubby?
@@SoloQueueSuffering GLaDOS when sheâs had enough of calling Chell fat yet still must insult her
I was giggling throughout the âI forgot to throw a ball..â
Lol SAME
We all were
I would ask someone to show me the motion for throwing the ball but I still wouldn't be able to do it since I'll be laughing too hard
same
Dude...I laughed til I felt nauseated.
I once forgot the word towel and wrote: "Giant napkin"
Did you also forget rag
I once asked where i could find the big reusable napkins
I forgot the spelling "are" in the midst of writing an essay at a exam in my school even though i had written "are" many times in the same page
Also the word bottle cap n called the head of the bottle that comes of
Petition?
Working at a living history museum, in the âfarmhouse cookingâ area.
Co-Worker: Here we have pickled duck eggs!
Lady: Ducks lay eggs?
I once had to explain to a friend that you could not, in fact, count to infinity
Well i guess theoretically if you never stop counting you do count infinite. But it's still kind of a sysiphos-thing
i can. did just last night
I once forgot the word milk and ended up asking my friend to pass me the cereal water...
Who the fuck calls cereal water milk?
cow juice
Cereal Sauce
@@penguinator7453 ikr? these people are dumby dumb dumbs
My mom once forgot the word for butter and asked me to go to the supermarket and get some "cow milk."
I couldn't remember what a school bus was called... I called it a "big...yellow... vroom vroom"
Is your picture from watership down?? Totally random sorry
HAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
YOU JUST MADE MY DAY
The wheels on big yellow vroom vroom go round and round
Omg-
I can relate
I personally liked the laughter. It's more natural. I've had the same thing happen when I read something really funny.
Back in school. Some girl called me a "Homo sapien." Like she literally heard about it in class that day but failed to learn what it was. She only heard "Homo" and figured it was an insult.
i mean, she (presumably) wasn't wrong
Hearing your laughter during the ball throwing one kept me wheezing during the whole story. Iâm now red in the face đ
I almost threw up from laughing so hard đđđ
Bella Elleira A whole mood đ
i was CRYING with laughter
I legit thought I was gonna pee my pants
I love his laugh so much, it's so contagious. I actually had to take a minute to calm down đ
This is the most genuine I have ever seen Rslash. His laugh is so good
It really is
and so irritating
Keep it up with the laughter. Me and my mom listen to you on long car rides and we were DYING of laughter at the ball story and it makes it soooo much laughter. You laughing is my moms favorite part.
Bro the âforgot to throw a ballâ one literally has me crying . Tears rolling down my face, cheeks sore from smiling , holy fuck. That is HILARIOUS. The guy in the crowd behind him saying âwhat the fuck is wrong with youâ and his girlfriend looking disappointed đđđđđđđđđđđđđđđđđđđđđđđđđđđđđ
"Since when has anyone ever died from being stabbed" Isn't that, like, the whole reason stabbing was invented in the first place? To cause people to die?
Or kill other things. Like I can imagine the a human picking up a sharp stick and stabbing an animal for dinner the first time only to have another human stab him in the back with another pointed stick. So it was not only the first stabbing but the first choosing beggar as well lol.
Or you can stab people to life, or legally stab them with drugs
stabbity stabbity
Caesar must be shaking his head
Me: *drawing just trying to enjoy some reddit*
Rslash: *literally dying from laughing so hard*
Me: Okay. What's up?
Saaaame
Since when has anybody died from stabbing?
Julius Caesar:
Crusaders:
Everybody from the medieval era:
Some people in the Bible:
Jack the ripperâs victims:
People who have been stabbed:
My uncleâs finger tips:
Literally most soldiers from the invention of the sword to the invention of the musket:
Murder victims in Victorian era:
Murder victims in books:
Everybody murder after the invention of the knife/sword:
All of the above: are you kidding me
Everyone above: am i a joke to you
In high school health class
Teacher: Does anyone know how many Americans are diagnosed with cancer each year?
Student: One in fifty?
Teacher: More than that.
Other student: One in one hundred?
I fear for the future of humanity.
Me at work
Me: "Hi what can I get for you?"
Customer: "I have a question"
Me: "Ask away"
Customer: "What kind of meat is in the *chicken* quesadilla?"
Me: "..." (Not sure if she was being serious and waiting for a laugh)
Customer: "Hello"
Me: "What kind of meat is in a chicken quesadilla?"
Customer: "Yeah"
Me: "Chicken is in a chicken quesadilla"
Customer: "Oh cool. I'll have a steak quesadilla then"
Honestly I felt like I lost a couple of brain cells after the conversation.
True story?
@@metalben005 Sadly yes.
@@musicwuv LMAO
I would have told the customer the meat that is in it is in the name
@@thomasturner9524 I probably would've sounded rude if I said that to be honest. It was late and was ready to go home.
4:50
Fun fact: "will not" = "won't" because "won't" is actually the contraction of the original word, being "woll" or "wol." They hadn't even decided on how to spell it, and when English finally became formalized, it ended up as "will" instead of any of its previous variations with an O.
Why isn't it "willn't" then still? No real answer... "won't" was probably too set in vocabulary, plus it's easier to say and flows in sentences better.
It is 'win't' not 'willn't' which is still used in some parts of the UK.
rSlash, I need a 10 hour of of you laughing. This is probably my favorite reddit video ever.
*I'm at work right now and I'm listening to that ball story. I am in an open office so I'm trying not to laugh out loud so at this point I'm snorting with tears in my eyes.* đ·đ€Šđœââïž
Dude same. I'm currently making the mistake of watching this with headphones in a lecture hall and it is sooo not working out for me
@@partlycloudy7707 đđđ
Same! Is THIS why they came up with the open office concept? To keep employees productive?!
same. im sitting in the middle of the library on my university xD and i almost couldn't hold it in!
Michelle Stella HHAHAAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHA
your laughter is completely contagious, actually started crying
Trueee
Right! I was in class and I couldnât stop laughing đ
MOTTE Knight Same here
Same
Legit tho,the laughter made the video sooooo much more enjoyable!
KEEP THE LAUGHTER!!! I haven't laughed that hard in a while, and I actually feel refreshed from it. Keep up the good work, thank you for the laughs.
âThe wind is blowing away the sunshineâ
Said by a girl who tried to stand in the sun to warm up on a cold and windy day. Yep.
God damn it. I was inches from death over the ball story.
Omg !! I know that's the one that has me dying laughing!
The worst part is we can all relate to that, who wouldn't be shocked when they realize they just suddenly can't do something for literally no reason XD
Omg he has 666 followers... maybe something is happening...
I posted this as a comment, but upon reading yours, I feel like you would get a kick out of what just happened to me:
I had to pause at the flinging the ball at the ground because I had taken a bite of my sub, and I was in real danger of choking to death.
Also, for a period of time in my childhood, I was somehow unable to run without taking a diving faceplant into the ground. I mean, I am physically disabled, but it was COMPLETELY unrelated. I would start running, and I would just gradually get closer to the ground until I fell. I don't know if I had some kind of inner ear thing, or vertigo, or what, but it corrected itself one random day. It lasted weeks to months (I don't remember exactly how long, but it was more than just a few days.) It was weird.
Edit:
There's more...
So I wrote the comment, then ate the piece of food, then played the rest of the story. I was laughing so hard my entire face was running. I went to blow my nose, and something went wrong. Apparently I forgot how. How fitting I guess.
So I inhaled a bunch of my own face juices to the point where I got that "waterlogged, I'm drowining!" feeling.
So I start coughing, which makes everything water EVEN MORE. That's when I started gagging and almost bring back up the sandwich bite that I had to full on pause this video over...
Short backstory: Ok, so I just got out of the hospital from a relapse of a rare disease called TTP. The treatment is a series of special blood transfusions, and it has to go right into my artery. I got the tubes taken out the day I came home. Wednesday. So I still have my dressing on my chest, and it's not supposed to get wet...)
What do you do when you're trying to get food to go back down? You take a drink. But of course I'm using one of those large mouth water bottles, which are near impossible to use on a non laughing yourself to death kinda day. So yeah, I failed at that TOO!
I just got water ALL down the front of me, frantically trying to mop up before my bandaged got wet....
I need new bandages now.
There is still a single tear dripping down my cheek
Saaaameee
"Tell us about a time you had a momentary lapse of knowledge."
> "I forgot what to call 'scissors'"
> "I forgot how to walk/run up stairs"
> *"I forgot how to throw a ball"*
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I always forget words and just say the âthatâ and point at it
I love when you don't censor yourself. It's hilarious and you seem so much more relaxed
For around 6 years i thought David Hasselhoff was a fictional character from spongebob
Same.
Really... lol
You I had a similar thing. I legit thought that Chuck Norris was made up from family guy for the longest time
Who else laughed even more just because Rslash was laughing? đ
He snorted!!! I died
Not me. Totally ruins it when it's so interrupting.
@@Richard_Nickerson why did i get a notification for this?
@@neg8899
Why the fuck should I know?
@The Pasty British Guy From Wonderwoman
Right?
rSlash has a cute, contagious laugh. I need a 1 hour version of him just laughing. That would be a great antidepressantđ
Yes!!
You clearly havenât heard cinema sins laugh đ€Łđ€Łđ€Ł
thats kinda creepy
YES!
*R S L A S H A S M R*
A year ago, I went to Starbucks to get some water and I wanted the medium so my dumbass asked the poor barista "I want the one between the small and large but not too large or too small"
Then she goes "you mean medium???"
Thank fuck no one was behind me lll
Goldilocks!!
I know this is an older video but just in case youâre checking comments: One of the reasons Iâve been enjoying your videos is your laugh. Itâs veryâŠgenuine? Iâm not sure what the word is. Anyway, thanks!
I forget how to speak under any sort of stress
One time on a car trip, another car got to close for comfort, and me being in the back seat, just pointed and went: "Oo Oo Oo Oo"
The visual of this has had me hard laughing for almost a full minute!
Just_Wait 390 This one is a little bit to real XD
I can not tell you how funny this mental image is đ€Ł Thank you lol
My brother did the same thing which startled me because we were all quiet and he was loud and then the car hit our truck and scared me and everyone else. That was stressful
I know your pain. My Grandma was picking me up from soccer practice and we were driving past a school crosswalk. This kid was crossing it so the lights were flashing and my grandma didnât see the kid or the flashing lights so I tried to tell her so stop but I couldnât find the words so I just shouted âGRANDMAâ 5 or 6 times. So we ended up almost hitting the kid while illegally going through the crosswalk and the rest of the way back she was lecturing ME about not telling her to stop.
I think you losing it in the video and just laughing your ass off is just great. It's kind of contagious, actually. Good to see people enjoying what they do, every now and again
A few dumb things I said when I was a teenager:
âHow does it know where we are?â I was at the mall with my best friend Erin Jurke and her aunt. They have those big maps of the mall to show you where stores are in relation to your location. For a moment I didnât realize they put the map there and marked that location. I was confused as to how the map could be tracking us.
âWhat happened to Old Mexico?â I was talking to this hot guy online (maybe on MySpace or something) and asked him where he lived. He told me New Mexico. At the time I didnât know New Mexico was a state. The next day I went up to my teacher and asked if they changed Old Mexico to New Mexico. She then had to show me a map.
Iâve never heard rslash laugh this hard lmao
I forgot the word "window" and called it the "hole in the wall glassy thingy,"
Nice.
It's an r/technicallythetruth. It is a hole with glass as you stated.
lMao
Thatâs almost a kenning!
Dora Bronshvayg Thank you! I learned a new word!
Your laughter was adorable and infectious omg
It sounds really fake
Hater TheCreator
Seriously you managed to spell gay wrong & not only that they could be a girl so that's pretty rude
I WAS GOING TO SAY THAT
Aspen Rand Same brother
@@mondrianman2169 No I'm a guy. My name says "Boy"
Also, Yeah I am gay lol
I ONCE WHISPERED INTO MY WIFES MOUTH. I canât even imagine how awkward and hilarious that would be for both parties đ€Łđ€Łđ€Ł left me dying
I got an entire college degree just learning about how real rocks actually are.
Can't get a job in the field though. All the rocks were already taken.
Bro, the laughter just showed that you are human, its nice that you care that much about your audience, but its fine :)
Great profile pic ralsie is my favorite
I think its much more fun when he laughs. It just gets you in the mood for laughing tol
It's*
I love how at the rest of the stories, he doesn't swear... But at 7:29, that all changes lol
Given what he just read, I'll give him the pass. Seriously what the fuck is extra medium lol
AnjoBoy DeeCee Jesus christ
And the strangest part is... THIS VIDEO IS STILL MONETIZED! Despite most others which have even such words as "damn" swapped and blurred - aren't...
sometimes the dumb is just too much and the swears must be heard
AnjoBoy DeeCee OMG HEARING HIM SWEAR IS AMAZING, IT SOUNDS SO NATURAL
The laughter enhanced the vid so much that I almost peed myself with you
PLEASE do more of these! I don't know what was funnier, the posts, or your reactions to them! Also it's a nice change of pace. Thanks for the laughs...I really, truly needed today.
I forgot the word for firefighter
ended up calling it a flame yeeter
LOL I'M USING THIS FROM NOW ON!!! LOL
UNDERRATED COMMENTTTTTTTTTTT
LMAOOOOOO IM WEAKKK
Why are y'all screaming
FLAME YEETER XD
Never says the F-word in stories
Says the F word for no reason in same video
kowalski analysis.
Kowalski: Looks like he overlooked it... đ€đ€đ€đ€đ€đ€đ€đ€đ€đ€đ€đ€đ€đ€đ€đ€đ€đ€đ€đ€đ€đ€đ€đ€đ€đ€đ€đ€đ€đ€đ€đ€đ€đ€đ€đ€đ€đ€đ€đ€đ€đ€đ€đ€đ€đ€đ€đ€đ€đ€đ€đ€đ€đ€đ€đ€đ€đ€đ€đ€đ€đ€đ€đ€đ€đ€đ€đ€đ€đ€đ€đ€đ€đ€đ€đ€đ€đ€đ€đ€đ€đ€đ€đ€đ€đ€đ€đ€đ€đ€đ€đ€đ€đ€đ€đ€
Hmmmmmmmmmmmm!!!!!!!!
HHHMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
âthe F-wordâ
Calm down m8
Soapiey âthe L-wordâ
A.K.A.
L A N G U A G E
The askreddit videos are my favorite. I was literally crying from laughing so hard at you laughing. My coworkers made me send them the link, so now weâre all sitting here with tears in our eyes from laughing so hard.
My favorite video from you, and I've followed you for YEARS.
Genuine laughing + mii theme on the background đâš
r/Slash your laughter cured my depression.
Don't worry, it'll come back!
@@sensei9767 damn mah dark wasn't expecting that.
Yes
I once forgot what the doorbell was called and ended up calling it the 'ding dong button.'
Anabelle Jessop Iâve done that so many times
... Technically not wrong. XD
Anabelle Jessop Hahahah
FalconWarrior48 I have too
Me (my mind): Hey go ring the-
Me: The what?
Me (my mind): You know, the-
Me: THE WHAT?
Me (my mind): THE-THE-THEE-DING DONG BUTTON
Me:...
Me (my mind):...
Iâve got a story that honestly even 5 years later is still the stupidest question Iâve ever been asked. I worked at a retail store that sold small appliances. So a customer goes up to me and says âHow many cups of coffee does this 12 cup Keurig hold?â I was just so dumbfounded and my jaw just dropped with how serious she was. I told her âthink about what you just said for a secondâ She looked at me very confused. I will never forget that look she gave me and how I had to explain something that was just so obvious
I like the laughter. It gives that personal feel to this that keeps your channel above most other reddit reading channels
Once a girl in my class, asked the teacher, NON JOKINGLY, "Is South America in the U.S.?"
anyone else try and find out what his name says and then just looks in disbelief
Someone asked me what the South American flag was.
Eh, you wasted like 15 seconds.
Some bimbo in my social studies class was shocked when the teacher brought up we lived in North America. SHE THOUGHT WE LIVED IN ASIA.
Ashley Wolf. In my notifications, your icon was spinning. I donât know how you did that but I like it.
Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me
Fuck off mate lol
I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed
Daiens Broks she was looking kinda dumb
Sumeeth Evans with her finger and her thumb
Heej Wiwj in a shape of an L on her forehead
"Fish zoo" LOL
I like your tone of astonishment over some of the comments and your wheezing laughter, makes this vid even more enjoyable
My all time favorite question I was ever asked that still sticks with me.
âShould I keep these in the sun?â... while sheâs holding a sunflower
this isnât a question but someone deadass told me: your tall for 5â10ââ
edit: thanks for the likes â€ïžâ€ïž
you tall for someone from 5'10"
Same
Please tell me you slapped this person.
Nah, he/she just had their glasses upside down.
Erik Satie they could just say your tall tho đ
My buddy in high school forgot the word "CD" so he said "music bagel."
Also, for the second question, my boss is absolutely convinced that crocodiles don't have teeth. At all. According to him, their jaws are completely empty. He has reaffirmed this belief multiple times and whenever it comes up, I just let him have it because if I try to argue, I know I'll just bust out laughing at him.
I want to listen to mixed music bagel 1 today, good sir!
Lol, music bagels. I remember once when I was about 15 or 16 I went to the kitchen to get a glass of milk. It was kind of late at night so my mom asked me what I was doing. At that moment I couldn't for the life of me remember the word for milk, so I said that I wanted a "glass of the white stuff in the fridge. You know, it comes from cows? Cow juice?" She laughed at me and said "You mean milk? That stuff is called milk, you know."
*_m u s i c b a g e l_*
HOWWWW ARE THEY YOUR BOSS
@@hope8522 Because it isn't the worst job in the world and $13 an hour isn't bad lol
"WHAT THE FUCK IS EXTRA MEDIUM?!" sent me into orbit
By the Gods PLEASE do another one of these subs! I can officially skip cardio day from laughing so hard and had to redo my eyeliner twice! This makes me happier than I can accurately express and I desperately need more!
I once heard a high school classmate exclaim:
"Isn't it weird how Friday the 13th always falls on a Friday!"
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I once asked a bi friend of mine âwhatâs the point of being a bi girl if youâre dating a boy?â
@@parakeetiscool7647 lol she sounds like one of those girls who are bi but only date guys those girls make me suspicious
@@parakeetiscool7647 Just cause she's dating a guy, it doesn't take away her bisexuality and doesn't take away her attraction to girls. Bi's can date boys or girls, that's the flipping point! They don't just fuck a girl and a guy at the same time. Your question was pretty fucking dumb. lol r/Facepalm
Sorry but I almost had an aneurysm reading your comment...
"what the f*** is extra medium!?!?!"
and that's why you get demonetized
It's so rare to hear him curse that I actually gasped.
He sounded so genuinely distressed by âextra mediumâ
Gonna make that my ringtone.
Lol
MEAN WORD ALERT
I think it suits him to say some bad words not all but sum
I thought I'd listened to all your videos. Started searching for ones that were new to me. This just made it to my top 5 favorites.
These are great, I hope thereâs many many more! I spat my drink hearing slash laughing his head off đ
7:10 when you try to turn on your car engine but itâs not working
âwHaT tHe F*Ck Is ExTrA mEdIum?!â -rSlash 2019
Dark Wolf hahah
YALL PLZ TELL ME I CAN MAKE MY CAR MAKE THAT NOISE WHEN IT WON'T START! đđđ
Normal video: you read text and tell some funny stuff.
This video: laughing fit.
I like the subreddit and i like your laughter, makes me wanna laugh too. Just keep doing what your doing.
Hahahaha
He should do what he does if this gets him 400k subs in 20 days
you're* :D
@g35nismo sure
@@aliasponheimer7645 havent seen a comment like this in a long time. Just like the good old days. Keep up the good work XD.
Your laughter is the best and most cheerful thing about any of your content. It never fails to cheer me up even on my worst days!!!! â€ïž
Your laughter was the best part of this. I needed to laugh today.
"the human brain doesn't have blood" one of my colleges argued in my art class.
Might not be wrong in the case of your colleague...
@@cupriferouscatalyst3708 talk about internal head bleading
Thatâs actually partially true. Blood does go to the brain, but rarely contacts the tissue. Instead, thereâs an intermediary exchange medium called the cereberospinal fluid. The local blood flow passes nutrients and oxygen to the CSF across the blood-brain barrier. This blood-brain barrier acts as an extra barrier to infection.
Maybe try cutting the ? That would show them...
@@Chunkboi It's almost like our brains are wearing body suites like some sort of organic mecha armor. Your brain is talking to my brain, and all the hands, computers, and fiber optics are just incidental to that communication.
Not sure if this counts, but it was in a game show:
Host: "Name a country in Asia..."
Contestant: "Africa!"
Edit: it was on a Family Feud episde, and the actual question was "Name a country in South Americaâ, not Asia. Sorry.
Trying to find the video but haven't been able to yet.
Speech 100
America in a nutshell
r/hmmm
r/thathappened
In my country, in a tv show
"Tell me a country that is in South America"
And she answers "idk Africa?"
i love how much fun you had with this video!
I love these ask reddit videos! And your channel of course đ
Was in history class, writing notes when this girl pops her head up and, to everyone in the room, says "What was Hitler's last name?" And was very confused when she got a round of laughter before being told that Hitler was Hitler's last name.
I wonder when she was told his first name is Adolf.
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I overheard an American in Australia pointing to wombats and saying in a confused voice 'there are tiny bears here??'
To be fair, wombats are sturdy enough to take on a bear and win đ€Ł
from england, had to look up what a wombat was and THEY ARE BLOODY ADORABLE AHYGRKUFAESGTIORSDHUTGISRE
Please make more of these! It's really nice to listen to some softer positive stuff.
I was once was looking for mugs online and chose 2 ones that i liked, i announced without thinking " i like them both, but theyre left handed"
"Dyslexia? Isn't that the disease where you can see dead people"
One of my friends said this to a teacher in class back in high school.
Another classic from a friend was
"Dogs were the first people onthe moon".
The one with the baby actually makes sense to me: I was pregnant and getting a few supplies before leaving town for a few weeks. Up until this time, I had always taken a stroller with me for my son, but I decided not to for the first time. As always, I went to the bank first to get money out for shopping (this was well before eftpos was the norm when buying groceries etc) and set my son up with a pen and paper to entertain himself with. Because I had no stroller with me, I forgot my son was with me, walked out of the bank, bought a few baby outfits, and then... bang! Realisation hit me. I raced back to the bank and there he was, exactly where I'd left him... I couldn't tell anyone that I'd forgotten my own son... so I never told... until my son was 14, at which point I told both my kids that I believed the pregnancy hormones had "fuzzled" my brain... and got thoroughly laughed at by both of them.
I was forgotten in the car several times when I was younger in our own driveway I was asleep until I woke up in the car and knocked on my own front door.
Me and my mum would leave my younger brother in the toy isle while we shopped (small safe farmers town) but this time we had my cousins with us. We got half way home before realising we had forgotten my brother đ I had to run back & get him but he never noticed we left
it seems to be a common thing when people change their routine, they fully believe they did something they didn't do. for example, when parents who don't normally drop children off at school, have to, they're more likely to leave them in the car at work, fully convinced, they dropped them off, with memories of dropping them off. because not having a stroller was a change in habit for you, your brain probably went "no stroller, no baby" and without realizing it, you had forgotten him. you never associated taking the baby with you when you leave a place, you associated taking the stroller with you.
I loved this episode, please make more. Laugher is welcomed, it made the stories funnier. :) you did great.
When I was 12 in Home Economics (Cooking) class, I forgot the name for the sink plug and asked around, "Where's the sink hole cover thing?" đ
I was cooking dinner and forgot the word âcarrotâ. I was making a roast and called them âthe long orange things with green hairâ.
For me i forgot i had electricity and tried to charge my phone
Ok why did the oompa loompa song start in my head lol
If trump dyed his hair green
Is he good after this video because i think he stopped breathing from laughing at the EXTRA-MEDIUM DOG SWEATERS
Sadly, I could see that becoming a thing. Like "ugh, it's insulting to call someone "large", we should just say "extra-medium" to spare their feelings." >_
He said wtf is extra medium he is broken
Dunno what was funnier, the stories, or your uncontrollable laughter. I nearly choked on my WATER! lmao
this is my favorite video to go to when i just need a pick me up! his laughter makes me completely LOOSE it!! The first time I listened to this i was at work, so in a SILENT office i spit my water all over my keyboard and proceeded to choke on my laughter for a few minutes. After this i was hooked. I listen to your videos every single day. My whole family likes to listen to these when weâre cooking or laying by the pool. Rslash is the BEST.
A friend said goodbye to me the other day and I replied with "thanks"
g35nismo this is a reply
Omg lol, that was a dumb thing to say... OMG THIS SHOULD BE PART OF THE VIDEO. Was this intentional, because of it was, you are smart g35nismo
The laughter throughout reading makes it just 100x better
True
Yep XD
nah the fake; laughter is fucking anoying
This is an awesome video...and for most of us, very relatable. PS, I really enjoyed your laughter. Please make more of these!!
Dude love your real reactions to some of these. And love this ask reddit
For the entirety of 8th grade I jokingly said come-furt-a-bull because reasons, and then completely forgot how to say comfortable correctly for the longest time
Awesome Smalls thatâs how I say it
Actually Iâm pretty sure both pronunciations are technically correct. Kinda like how some people pronounce coyote âky-OH-teeâ and others pronounce it âKY-ote.â
I forgot how to breath...
I was having a panic attack...
me too dude
I often forget to breathe when I'm trying to fall asleep
Mariyah Flower same man same
Relatable
Same
RSlash, hearing you lose it over the ball throwing story made ME laugh till I cried. Sitting here alone, with my 2 mini dachshunds looking at me with their heads cocked to the side, like âMom, whaaaaâŠ.?!â
It's been nearly two years and I have come back to this vid yet again to cry with laughter through the "Forgot how to throw a ball" section. Then I skip to 'Extra medium dog sweater" for dessert. Mate, you have made my past two years and it hasn't got old yet and probably never will.
Next time you get hysterics, please leave it in. This IS a classic!