r/TIFU "That Was The WORST Mistake Of My Life! - Funny Reddit Posts
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- čas přidán 14. 03. 2019
- r/TIFU shows what happens when people make dumb mistakes... they post them on Reddit so we can laugh at their awful ideas! These maybe the worst mistakes of their entire life, but hey, at least they get a good story out of it! Enjoy these hilarious TIFU stories from Reddit users who wish they could turn back time!
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TIFU by watching an rSlash video without subscribing to him.
rSlash first?
Second I think
Pap8
Second I think.
How dare
Dude, that weed story has me laughing so hard I'm in tears. "The food is just a little spicy" "i start to worry I've been pissing for the better part of an hour and my wife is outside pacing around worried". It's just gem after gem 😂😂😂
"These edibles ain't crap"
*1 hour later*
"The foods spicy" *looks at dinner rolls*
To quote katt williams "you do not want to know how high you can actually GET"
White people be like
honestly why would you make shitty tiny cookies and then dosage them at HALF? Ffs, just use same amount of THC on more cookie batter
Rookies need to stay the fuck away from edibles. Once you get on that ride you ain't getting off for the next 8 hours - enjoy the trip.
Caleb PeLong Once ate an entire thing of pot brownies my mom had thinking they were regular brownies. Had to stay home from school that day🤣🤣🤣
"Keep it together man" -to the waiter
That's too good
Your giggles while reading are so cute :P
LOL
oh god the weed story was painful, as someone who had an edible once but didn't want to leave half of it because "it's just a tiny piece more, what could go wrong?" and then proceeded to stop remembering everything until i was out of my house and laughing at literally anything, then stop remembering again and then back home again... yeah, i knew it was going to be bad when he said he ate TWO MORE AFTER HAVING A HALF TOO MANY
My first time getting high *EVER* I ate a whole edible at school. Terrible idea.
I love edibles now though
@@TobeEvans I had edible sour belts. I was only supposed to have one but I ate five. I was in the back seat with my mom and aunt in the front driving down El Segundo in California. EVERYTHING was hilarious.
Never tried it myself but the story reminded me of when I got too experimental with prescription drugs while still in school and I asked my teacher why we didn't get out from the fire and there apparently was no fire. That's the only thing I remember from that week
I once ate a whole slice of space cake and felt nearly nothing, I feel cheated now
Last year my friend had birthday, so i decided to make him a cake- simple chococlate cake(i`m a male and i fucking hate birthdays, i never know what to get people. But i had pretty good streak last year, as every present i made was making them smile), but with good stuff from Holland. Got 10 grams- only smoked this shit, never ate it... Decided to throw it all into the butter... Cake came out pretty decent, smelled nice, that stink of weed, that i dislike, was not present. We met, he honestly was surprised and happy i made cake for him. We ate it on the spot and then walked around town doing stuff, also smoking joint from time to time, because he said that it`ll take a while before cake kicks in, so high from smoking will disappear up to that time...
We got hungry, so we went for pizza. As soon as we got inside warm room i`ll went insane. Whole world just turned upside down, and i remember standing in the middle of the restaurant while covering my eyes with my hands for what it felt like eternity, thinking that everyone knows what happens to me, because i put my right foot was in 90 degrees angle, and stood in this wierd position whole time... I ate whole pizza alone, and when they played MTV on tv- i was downloading apps on my phone for 15 minutes, to get remote app, to change channel, standing next to the tv and pressing my phone`s buttons...
I remember picking different "quests" for myself, like "don`t stare"- i was caught staring at girl with orange hair- it fascinated me, "don`t laugh", "don`t talk. At all", "should i go to the bathroom, to seem normal? Do i even need to?", "find somebody to translate, what weiter just asked me about". I went to pay, and my cousin alrready paid for me, but i didn`t remember that he said this to me, so i was standing next to the counter for 5 minutes opening and closing my wallet, trying to process what nice girl just said to me about already paid bill...
We went around town, met kissing couple- i started narrating it like a documentary on Discovery- "Spring(i was autum), beggining of spwaning season. Male will attempt to mount a female...", while standing about 3 meters away from them. Fortunaetly guy was non violent- in my state i wouldn`t be able to fight a plastic bag- and they both laughed
I also remember returning home and sitting on the toilet, naked, staring at the sink for 20 minutes with my mouth open, trying to remember was i here to do number one or two, or did i already, and literally having to stand up, and see, because i wasn`t sure if i fell anything in my body. It was first time when i woke up next day, when i felt bit like crap after weed
"You know whats one letter away from sad? Dab!"
*Seizure attacc*
YOU ARE CHARGED FOR DAB SLAUGHTER. GET ON THE GROUND NOW!
Dabbing is a dead meme... Stfu
One word?
@@jacksonolivarez6136 YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE!! *COMMITS UNLIFE*
Imagine the girl died and you are in court and just say: "I suffer from succes"
One sentence that describes this man who ate all the cookies: Drunk words are sober thoughts
Native Coloradan on the weed story:
HONEY NOOOOOO!!! I took one whole brownie the first time I tried edibles and literally thought my soul was leaving my body D:
Same here I had no idea that your not supposed to eat the entire brownie in one sitting
I hate that. Really. It's so stupid.
It's like seeing a pack of Oreos.. it's so tempting I'd eat all in one sitting.
Specially if it looks like a Cookie and tastes good.
(well, Idk since I don't do drugs)
My uncle ate a whole muffin and slept for 10 hours
Me listening to that story...
Well I hope you packed your bags, buddy, because you are about to go on a trip...
rSlash is basically a Reddit audiobook...
10,000 Subscribers With 0 Videos Challenge same I also do it for homework
Well he does have a podcast on Spotify
It takes a special kinda dummy to eat multiple pot cookies when the box says "take half."
He's right though, how can anyone eat just a HALF of a cookie? Especially if it's small.
@@MrRolnicek That would be one thing. But then the idiot ate TWO other cookies.
I thought the same. The fact that it's in cookie form shouldn't matter. To me this is like reading a bottle of Tylenol where it says to take one or two tablets and some dumbass is like "I need five!". This is one of my concerns with pot legalization is that people take it way too lightly - it's a drug. Sure it may not have the same harmful overdose effects as other drugs, but that doesn't mean people should just be complete idiots about it.
@@JohnnyElRed Yea, fair ... then again my fat ass would do the same ... i can't just look at a cookie and not eat it. Lucky for him you can't overdose on THC (or maybe you can but no one has yet managed to get a high enough dose to overdose in the history of humanity)
Dudes a goddamn maverick
I love how you're laughing whilst reading 😂
It's so contagious too! I remember watching another video of his (can't remember which one) and he started laughing. I couldn't help but giggle
he was probably like "you know what? I'm gonna take 1 take and 1 take only.
OP @ in-laws: your parents have no idea im high
In-laws: you're high?!??!?
OP: oh, sorry
OP @ wife: your parents have no idea im high
HIMYM reference? lit
Mission failed successfully!
Jesus, if I saw an 11-12 year old invent a pen launcher from stationary that could penetrate a bus window I'd be getting that kid on a fast-track engineering course. Bloody schools inhibiting creativity just because they're 'weapons', they need to be channelling it somewhere positive.
Ikr
Now if that same pen killed your parents would you say the same thing
It would be a fucking impressive shot to get both of them.
@@Digitize27 yeah the child would just be super gifted, homemade weapons that work well and pinpoint accuracy
I did something similar in primary school, but i took out the tip of the inkwell and replaced it with the sharp points of a compass. my friends didn't talk to me for a while.
*_Don't mess it up, don't mess it up, don't mess it up_*
*Frick I messed up*
r/TIFU
Newby Ton i am confusion
Hello, Newby. You're epic
Hang on a second. Why does your profile pic look like high baljeet
Baljit my man
When your planning what you are going to say and you think of a word that sounds like your word and you say the wrong one
was he on weed while reading the story about weed?
I almost had an asthma attack from that "involuntary dabslaughter" line. And i dont even have asthma. Wheezed my lungs out lol
That kind of giggle comes from someone who knows what happens when one has too many edibles
Rslash 😏
Where can i find more of these kinda vids
@@azulspirit1385 can't go wrong with rSlash's channel, heaps more vids on there and they're all great
@@hhorsley3268 yeah i know i just mean pot stories specificly their pretty funny
@@azulspirit1385 Check out SwaggerSouls on youtube and the Misfits Podcast.
Look up Brandi TV on CZcams here, she gets TOTALLY fucked up on copious amounts of edibles and then does Halloween makeup tutorials etc it’s fucking hilarious
Is there an r/stonerstories ? Please that was so damn funny I am still laughing thinking about it.
There's r/trees for some adventures, could do the trick, but it's not exclusively stories
Is there any r/stuckontoilet type subreddits?????
@@poloplop71 Don't confuse that subreddit with r/marijuanenthusiasts, which is dedicated to people who are passionate about trees.
Lmao me too
There definitely should be. I laughed so hard!!!
If you eat multiple edibles, you'll feel like Satan is ripping your heart out through your kneecaps
that somehow made me laugh for a full 20 seconds
how the fuck does satan rip your heart out of your kneecaps? Thats a long way down
lmao
Black Circle Go eat a bunch of edibles and figure out what’s it like
@@woods2424
I dunno, but that's how the Mighty Boosh described it and there's no opinion I'd trust more
After an obscene amount of gummies, I spent 2 hours panicking because I was convinced I was going to poop my pants. Everytime I sat down I'd get this stomach pain close to the pains from diarrhea. As the high wore off it dawned on me the "poop pain" was simply my belt digging into my waste 😣.
Okay as soon as I saw "My mom started freaking out" I knew exactly what she was worried about, but was surprised of the outcome. Also that edible story was the best, I loved how the wife was like "Bathroom. Now" and kicked her husband under the table like any comedy dinner scene gone wrong.
I was giggling, just as u were while you read the high story xD
Keep up the good work
Ah, good old arms races. Makes me feel nostalgic.
But seriously, penetrating a double pane bus window? That is on another level of insanely awesome.
"We're trying to figure out who had the different dad."
Me: pikachu meme
"Oh he died."
Me: oh okay
Originally didn’t know what TIFU was but then you reminded me what it stood for and I was like, well...
TIFU
Ion know what it... wait ooooooooooohhhhhh
@@lenahehe565 close r/TIFU
Oh hey there!
Rslash:"this is such a happy ending"
*Dad dies"
That first story was a roller coaster of emotion. First disgust, then sadness, and finally joy and wholesomeness.
"Whoa, Easy there, Torquemada" Nice warhammer 40k reference there
The fact he made said reference absolutely blasted out of his mind, is impressive, the guy might as well have been having a sit down with Tzeentch at that moment.
that one dislike is probably my dog. she doesnt like you very much. i dont know why she just doesnt
Hmm, just realised I've not seen you for a while. Glad to cross paths again...
Well, someone needs to drink bleach
Wizz yeah you
oooooooohhhhhhhh rooooooaaaaasted
Clorox Bleach Wait... Bleach has pets?
I remember when I used to see you everywhere in every video
Oh man, I knew that as soon as he said "tiny cookies" I knew what was going to happen. People underestimate them all the time, I was literally reading along going "oh nooooooooooo" the whole time
That second story with the weed cookies is how a half tamed dryosaurus reacts to a lot of weird fruit (a dryosaurus is a dinosaur from the dinosaur sub class pre-iguanodons which is part of the dinosaur group hadrosaurs which includes iguanodons)
That story was ridiculous though.
i love how you try so hard to keep it together with the first story. I WAS DYING LMAO
i was looking at my notification feed thinking where is r/slash and he popped up 2 seconds after, made my day!
Hearing you laugh throughout the second story really made my day. It was hilarious!!
As an asthmatic myself, I heard "started coughing" and went
"Asthma attack?"
"Wheezing-"
"Asthma attack."
As soon as I heard this dude ate 3 edibles, he was fucked. I dont do drugs or anything, but I know enough to know that's a lot to do at one time.
Dab slaughter, I think my cousin went to jail for that
That was such a wholesome ending to the first "f*** up"
He’s laughing in the second story as if he knows from experience hahahahaha
"Drugs are never the answer" - Some Dude somewhere sometime anywhere everywhere
Congrats on the struggle to get through that "stoner" story. (I had to pause at least twice.) Great stuff man, keep it up.
Ditto, my friend. I was tear eyes laughing so hard I couldn't hear the story anymore so I had to take a few breaks.
The wife was not being very supportive. Actually making the guy go deeper into a bad trip... Definitely not how to handle a person going too ham on some edibles.
rSlash: *makes a vid with a new subreddit*
me: *goes to reddit to follow immediately*
7:25 i thought he meant that for real for a second "i've been peeing all my life"
*involentary dab-slaughter*
ok im done im commiting oof
TIFU by not liking this video and not having Mario & Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story + Bowser Jr.'s Journey.
I HAVE BOWSERS INSIDE STORY...YES...BEST GAME EVER
Ark1265 - Ultra Gamer lmao
Ark1265 - Ultra Gamer
TIFU for being a casual scrub in Smash Ultimate.
I also cannot use any version of Link for my life.
@@Cinko420 I am a casual as well.
My main is Toon Link.
And that is fine if you can't use any Links to save your life. I can't use K. Rool to save my life. Or Dedede. Or Peach. Or Ice Climbers. Or any of the Star Fox characters. Just play who you wanna play.
That cookie story was amazing. I was cracking up right along side you buddy
I love it so much when you laugh while reading these stories. You sound more natural and human than so many others, it's wonderful.
Great f-in selection today. Thanks so much! I definitely want to hear more of this subreddit. You da best XOXO
My life is a mistake.
Tails, please stop being disappointed. I’m trying my hardest to do better. I promise.
Tails is disappointed in your recent decisions I’m sorry I’ve been doing Tails Abuse recently! I’ll stop...
Maybe one more spike won’t hurt...
Tails is disappointed in your recent decisions
If you should be disappointed in anyone, it should be SEGA's portrayal of you since Unleashed.
I love the constant laughing in the middle of story two! XD
DUDE! This is by far my favorite rSlash video. I love that you were snickering all the way through reading the OP. I don't use anylonger, but I remember what it was like, and the Original Poster is a master communicator.
Last story reminded me of my 6th grade, teachers were going crazy trying to stop the note passing epidemic. My home room teacher got fed up with us and said, “If you kids can find a way to ‘talk’ that does Not involve sound or passing notes..... you will be allowed to ‘talk’ in class for the rest of the year!”. We had only been at school for 6 weeks when this happened. From then till we came back from winter break, our class collectively taught ourselves American Sign language. We had mastered the alphabet and about a dozen word signs. First day back, his jaw hit the floor then slowly turned into the biggest s**t eating grin watching us sign back and forth. At the end of the year we had a school wide assembly to give out awards; however, after the kids got all their awards the principle called us to be quiet. People from the nearby university stood and presented a plaque and a $1000 dollar grant to our teacher for encouraging his class to learn a language. We never told any other class what we did and kept it secret.
lol Karolina klüft in the thumbnail (a famous swedish athlete)
Sup dude I love the vids keep up the good work!
Lots of support from Australia!
Hi from Perth 🖐🖐
bloomgirl _jkit'sannika Canberra 😃
@@joafel-2193 awesome
Sydney
I’m from land of the spiders
Fantastic seeing more people here from Australia
The weed gingersnap story was hysterical!!! You are my hero for being able to read the story with limited laughter interruptions. I laughed until I had tears rolling down my face!!!
Y'know... I came here by chance a few days ago. Now i've binge watched all of your videos (minus the few unavailable ones :c) and i'm loving it. Glad to know that (for now) i'll be greeted everyday by a funny video about dumb/smart/annoying people (and also hate the world a little more each time haha)
Keep it up!
The well known McDonald's phrase: "I am Loving It" has an anagram of: "Ailing Vomit"
And "Tetrahydrocannabinol" is the anagram of "Inhaled contrary to ban".
How does one ail vomit
Except it's not "I am loving it," it's "I'm loving it."
@@giin97 if it's a foreigner phrasing it, it may be "I am loving it"
"and some edibles"
Oh no.
second one is ENTIRELY ME (funny enough, packed a legal bowl while watching) and I had to pause cause I was laughing too hard... I'VE HAD THAT HAPPEN BEFORE AND IT'S A WEIRD TIME! Love your vids, keep em coming!!!
now this has been my fav stories you've done
"I have the ability to cry on command"
_sheds single tear_
Carolina Klüft in the thumbnail? Why doe? Clicked this video thinking it was sport related 😂
Cuz, whoever she is, that's an excellent "I just effed up" face that she's making.
hey rSlash.. i really liked all your videos so far and listened to them while playing videogames, to make the grind more entertaining.
but holy crab! this is by far the best video you have ever made. i needed to stop in the middle of a mission and cracked in laughter at 3 of the four stories.
you need to make more of this subreddit.
You laughing through the one story made it even better lol.
That weed storie had me laugh along with you!💟
The first story got me emotional, so thank you to the second story for making me laugh instead lmao "altitude sickness" yeah bro because you got too high
I loved this! Please do more of this subreddit!
I listen to your channel while making deliveries all day, your narration always cracks me up.
TIFU by not clicking on a rSlash notification as soon as it popped up
When your unvaccinated child gets sneezed on by accident
TIFU
That story about the gingersnaps had me in ****ing stitching the whole time and I'm still giggling to myself over it.
"I have been taking a piss for the better part of an hour" then proceeds to put more thought into how long it usually takes him to piss than most people put into an essay. I think this was one of the funniest stories I've heard in a while.
That weed story made me laugh so hard omg that was the best😂
Just woke up and saw Rslash
Now I know today is gonna be a great day.
This video was really funny! I laughed at your laughing😂 more please!
Keep doing this subreddit! It's amazing!
I am 10000000% certain the waiter has dealt with stoned tourists a dozen times before.
Also the stoner story is so dang hilarious.
F in the chat for the people in this video
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I'm a simple teenager.
I see Tfue, I click.
Wait this is R slash......
EVEN BETTER!!!!!!!!
@Twuface people who watch fortnite are simple people :P
People who plays fortnite are monsters
I’m a simple kid.
I see TIFU from rSlash.
*I Clicc*
@@stoned565 and virgins ;)
I laughed my ass off at the edibles story. "Yeah the food's really spicy" blotting forehead while nothing is on the table LMAO
I love this subreddit and had never heard of it, please keep it up, my faves are the ones with unexpectedly happy endings
I’m watching in school right now 😂😂 love your videos keep it up!💯❤️
KJM 360 rSlash condoning not paying attention in school... whoopsies.
I never laughed so hard
My god, this channel is like water into the middle of the desert 😏
Really beautiful writing on these stories, and of course perfect narration! The Pot story had me laugh out loud so hard my husband had to come and hear what was up. (We both grew up in the sixties, and have tons of pot stories) Thank you for the best laugh we've had in years!
Lmao i love when people dont cut out laughing in their vids it makes it more enjoyable
Normal videos get demonitized
This one doesn't after even it having a entire story about weed
Lol
I love how he can’t keep from laughing during the weed story!
Man, that first TIFU story was wild! Humour, drama, and a wholesome ending.
I love it! 10/10
Aww that Christmas story is adorable! It's not Christmas but it warms my heart
*rSlash video pops up* Awesome!
*2 minutes later*
*new rSlash video* Wait hol up. This legend posts another video, TWO minutes after he posted another video. Dear rSlash, Count Me In
Actually I learned about how to use weed responsibly in grade 9. I don't do it at all.
Dude, I love when you start laughing during your stories.
I love this subreddit!! More please!
Your videos are better than the cure for cancer am I right or am I right
No, you are right
Cancer kills many
Yeah, you’re not right
rSlash voice = Morgan Freeman voice
"They say one small bite is enough to fill the stomach of a grown man."
OP's wife: "How many did you eat?'
OP: "...3..."
"Like a giant chinchilla gnawing on a sunflower seed."
The worst mistake in my life was me being born
When the first story was on Actually Happened and now you know there 100% fake
Love the story about the cookies...Still laughing, probably all day!
Your giggles make this video amazing keep them coming x