r/Askreddit What's Your Greatest "I CALLED IT!" Moment?
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What is YOUR greatest "I called it" moment?
I love the first story about drugs and the grandma
rSlash 1 hour special for 1 mil
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rSlash can you do more nuclear revenge videos? I love it!
My mother has an I called it moment. She went to the doctor while pregnant with me and told them I wasnât moving and she was worried. The staff there kept her waiting for HOURS and kept trying to get her to leave and return in a day or two, telling her she was overreacting and I was fine and just probably wasnât moving much. She just KNEW something was off and refused to leave. When they finally took her back for an ultrasound, the nurse went PALE and went to get a doctor. They told her I had drank(idk if this is the exact term used) all the fluid in her stomach and she needed to be put in labor IMMEDIATELY. They induced her, and she gave birth to me quite prematurely. She told me the doctor had told her that if she had left the office and come back in a day or two, like the staff kept insisting she do, that I would have almost certainly been stillborn. She tells me that she felt like a full blown Karen while pitching a fit, demanding to be seen. Both of us, of course, are super grateful that she insisted on staying.
My mom almost had a similar situation when she had me, except it was worse. The doctor told her that not only her water was basically gone, but I had breached. The moment when the baby basically flips over to the point where the baby is feet first. That was basically me. So he told her "either he comes out today or he dies in the womb from lack of oxygen." My parents chose the birth and she was induced immediately. After a C-section surgery, I was born premature. The doctors were worried if my lungs weren't fully developed, but once I started wailing they all sighed in relief. My lungs were fully developed. I was a healthy baby, even though I was born at least a MONTH early (I was born in june, was supposed to be born on 4th of July).
Please tell me she filed some kind of report against those staff members.
Sadly my mother had the same thing happen but when it got to the point of it almost being too late she started getting ignored and thus my little brother was a stillborn
Oh man that âhe was molesting all of usâ was actually really sad. The only reason OP escaped the molestation was because she avoided her house while the others, when OP unwittingly brought to light the trauma they had experienced felt so much shame to protect themselves they turned on the person who said the truth.
I knew Dave Dave he was a very nice and kind person.He passed away last year. The Las Vegas art community misses him.
I didnât know him but I remember his story. I remember watching the news and hearing about it. Itâs one of my earliest memories. (Itâs also probably one of the reason I know love true crime.) Itâs absolutely tragic what happened to him but he lived his life beautifully which is incredible.
There's a website called "how to spot a serial killer" and it shows traits that most serial killers have, boastful, a manipulator, power junkie, a superficial charmer or an average joe.
@@Josh_the_jester so basically everyone
@@Josh_the_jester "an average joe"
That narrows it done
@@llamaniaman4002 I got this personally trait from a site where world leading physiatrist think sereal killers have in common, these were their words not mine
The birth story is eery. My daughter was upside down the last 3 months of my pregnancy & spent every waking moment kicking me in the same spot on my rib. Her birth lasted 4 hours and was one of the fastest the staff had ever seen, especially for a first-time mother. The bone bruise she gave me took months to heal & I'm amazed she hadn't injured her foot. Oh, and two weeks earlier, I dreamed the entire birth as if watching a movie. My husband refused to believe we were having a girl right up until the doc handed her to him.
Reminds me of how my mom kept insisting something wasn't /quite/ right with me. And when they do her C-section, they were like "Uh, this is gunna be weird, but we gotta lift your ribcage" my head was stuck in her ribs, and I was a premie. My foot was also next to my ear and that foot still naturally turns inward, very pigeon toed my entire life. She was like "I knew something was very wrong."
Moral of the story:
*listen to your gut, no matter what anyone else says*
*of the multiple stories
*sex*
âI wish I couldâve hugged them passionatelyâ
Nicely done rslash
Good job rslash
@@caden3ds
FBI:*Hmmm intresting lets find more evidence*
He can just say screw
*No puppy bloopers*
Rslashâs sub count:
*chuckles*
Im in danger
what if his 1m celebration is a video of puppy bloopers
@@radicuol it'd be awesome
Plz send help
Maybe no puppy bloopers, but we get a puppy reveal! So worth it
@@jacobnelson4150 there was on
One time I heard another one call it, was actor David Prowse calling it about Darth Vader being Lukeâs father.
It was on Netflix. An interview documentary behind the scenes of Star Wars, but only with the supporting cast, or unseen actors (masks). And David had said in an interview after Star Wars was released, that he was a big Shakespeare fan, due to the high amount of drama. And that he would love it if it turned out that Darth Vader was Lukeâs father because it would be, a Shakespeare level drama lol.
I'd love to have heard Dave Prowse's Lancashire accent reading Vader's lines!
The child molester story confuses me so much. So i get the point that he molested all the other girls but they all got mad at OP when she called him that and then presided to bully OP after the incident. And the way rSlash read it made it sound like a huge drop of a bomb in a very casual way.
Based on the way it was brought up one of two things happened most likely, either 1.they were all molested but her before her saying her intuition and they were in such denial they had to outcast her because they didn't want to even humor the idea they may have been molested. While 2. She guessed it, they acted harsh, she left, and later they were all molested but because of pride of casting her out they couldn't back out now.
It sounded so nonchalant. I was looking for someone to point that out. I thought it was just me. I wonder if they are ok. đą
Yeah I was very confused about the way she told her in the end. With a chuckle? Iiii'm not sure if that's how one'd feel about something like this. Especially, if it was your father.
They took it out on her because they couldn't take it out on the dad. They got mad at her for escaping and probably also to keep her silent.
Statistically, child victims are far more likely to have a close relationship with their abuser. Unfortunately, due to this being the case most times, they tend to force themselves into the belief that itâs normal. Yes, they also typically know it truly isnât right, but still feel they have an obligation to stay quiet in fear of hurting those around them with the truth.
People: _don't believe a prediction_
* prediction comes true *
People: *shocked pikachu*
Literally the final destination movies lmao
I hope that one family feels like assholes when they found out that intuition of the friend dating a pedo was right
Op could predict things. My oldest daughter and I had a thing where she could be in another state or in our state and we would call each and ask âyou need somethingâ and I could do the same. Iâm 84
Op was the friend of the girl whose father molested the friends and that was why Op wouldnât stay over night.
It's even stupider when people don't believe in the paranormal. There is no such thing as a coincidence when it comes to that.
Towards the end of my momâs pregnancy with my little brother one day she sensed that something was really off and told the doctors. They assured her that everything was fine, several times throughout the day. At last she screamed at them, told them that something was really wrong and that they couldnât stop the delivery from happening right now because she has to give birth NOW!
They listened to her and good they did or my brother would have been still born. They told her so afterwards, it was something with the umbilical cord, something about him being choked.
The newborn in that story was the best example of "Get me out of here already!! I wanna start life already, looks fun!"
I hope that kid has a very good life.
That was me.
I was born 5 weeks premature.
I was given a 3% chance to live, but my will is that fucking strong...
Not my "I told you so", but my mom's.
Our school always held a small ceremony when the school year ended for summer break. At the end of my 5th year, my mom looked at my teacher and said "Is she pregnant?" my step brother (who was in the same class) and I both said no.
Well fast forward to the start of the 6th year and guess what? The teacher informs us that she is indeed pregnant. I told her my mom could spot it before the summer. She said that was impossible, because she didn't even know it back then.
But if you did the math, my mom was spot on. She was pregnant during that ceremony. Regardless of whether she knew it herself.
Its sounds like my moms Story
She could predict if Someone was indeed pregnant or not.
Not exactly the same thing but my dad had the ability to perfectly predict birth genders. My dad suspected all girls, it was all girls. Though my mom had the last laugh with me because I'm a trans guy and when I was in her belly, she thought I'd be a boy. Technically she wasn't wrong, I was just delayed.
Bruh, I was watching the latest vid when I saw this new video in the outro and I was like 'wait, I've never seen this before' and there it was, a new video.
The Manic Eraser I LOVE THE BATTLE CATS
@@akshayreddy4071 same i was actually playing it while listening to this
I use shishilan and lufalan, but I need help on manic eraser lmao
Wall cats better
I cant be the only one that binge watch them
the story of the wife defending the husband and getting him treatment was moving, props to her stalwartness
I died when you started laughing and had to show my dad it got a good chuckle out of him too. please keep it in. I think this is my favorite rslash category now.
Mine has not happened yet but when rSlash reveals that he's actually been Yugo the entire time I'll just be sitting back ready to say, "I TOLD YOU SOO!!!!!"
When this happens I will come back to congratulate you
I managed to call a few things in life. One was a cousin who was pregnant in her teens. But the one that stood out the most, was this kid I knew in elementary school. Something about him, made me uncomfortable, and he was constantly getting into trouble. In my early 30s my mom and I were watching the news, and the kid I felt uncomfortable about had been arrested for murder. My mom asked, "Wasn't that the same guy you used to tell me about ?" She was shocked, because back then I said he was probably going to murder someone.
First time watching Frozen in theaters.
Afterwards, my family asked for my thoughts (they saw it the week before). They acted like I should have been surprised at Hansâs betrayal, and refused to believe I saw it coming. I pointed out two examples of how Hans was deceptive and power-grabbing, they dismissed it as me just making excuses. Then I said that Hans staged the chandelier accident, looking up before running over and before aiming the crossbow himself. Hans takes out the queen, and becomes King Regent through Anna. Exactly as he describes before dousing the fire.
They insisted I was the deluded egomaniac. Until they watched it again.
Few years ago my friend wanted to tell me something in private at work. I guessed she was pregnant and it was a girl. Whole pregnancy I told people it was a girl. It was. Then my husband's best friend and his wife were expecting. They weren't telling the gender. I took one look at his friend and thought, "everyone is thinking boy but its a girl and he's super excited to get a little princess. Aww, that's sweet!" And again, girl. Those are 50/50 guesses, of course, so here's the third one: husband's bf and wife conceived again after the girl. Again, not telling the gender. I looked at him and thought, "this time he got a son... and he's proud because there's two of them." Sure enough, I'm the only one in the betting pool who said, "twin boys."
My greatest called it moment was when my parents had found out I had depression after I told them over and over again that I had a problem
Same lmao, they only got my meds after my grades starting dropping
*hug them pationately *
That play of words got me đ
Thank you for being so consistent with your uploads. I don't have have a lot of things I can depend on these days but something about waking up and hearing anticdotle stories from reddit has been something I get to look forward to after a usually rough day. Thanks Rslash, I'm happy for all your continued success in such an over saturated market of reddit videos. Also, give Yugo extra belly scratches for me please :)
I had a moment like this when there was a story on the news about a missing mother and daughters. I said the dad killed them and a week or so later my hunch was confirmed. I was genuinely creeped out that I got it right.
"I may have something planned for the one million mark."
if you didnt, you would go to youtuber jail
The unborn kid's timing story is sooo fascinating!
1:53
Your censoring! xD
pationatly
"He wished he could hug them passionately"
Yep, Yep, Yepyepyepyepyepyepyep!
When my brother was 11, he made friends with this one kid. They were really good friends and always hung out together. But I really, really didnât like or trust him. We found out one day from one of my brothers other friends that this kid had been talking about him behind his back. He was saying things like my brother is the definition of cancer. Needless to say, they stopped being friends
I DEMAND that you have PUPPY BLOOPERS!!!
I know the CEO of CZcams, If you don't have Puppy Bloopers in the next video I will GET YOU FIRED!!!
Hey rSlash, I just wanted to say I love this channel, and have been listening to it like a radio station for hours each day. Just thought i should tag in on one of these videos with a thank you for all the great content.
I was walking with my dad and said 'Bella (my sister) broke her arm' I just had the sudden feeling that she had broken her wrist. My dad shrugged it off, a few minutes later he got a call. I knew immediately what it was, like I thought my sister had broken her wrist playing netball.
I had another called it moment when I was playing a horror game. My brother said âI wonât be scared it not that scaryâ
30 seconds later he screamed. High pitched screamed. I had that amazing told you so moment.
When Tony stark took the Infinity Stones and used them, I was like:
*I CALLED IT!*
I dont know whether to be mad at u for the spoiler, or myself from not seeing the movie yet
@@jeppepetersen2216 Bruh you must watch it
One of my friends did the same thing đ
@@jeppepetersen2216 you probably have by now but how havent you at the time you wrote this was it still new ?
Just Some Guy without a Mustache hmmmmmmmm
_If the one million video isn't you explaining tree law to Yugo, I'll see you in m*therfucking court._
I agree
Actually you know what the puppybloopers should just be an actual part of the video and every bark is translated to a comment on treelaw
:/
I love how you censored mother and not fucker lmao
@@uliran9 next thing you know Yugo is a tree law lawer in disguise
I shared that story with a friend who worked nights at Dennyâs for years around high school. He just said, âYeah...that tracks.â
Edit; my one and only real âcalled it!â moment was watching âthe Sixth Senseâ with my family as a teenager. At one paused moment my mom asked if I was scared and I said, âNo - I like that the main character is a ghost.â And they all went, âHuh?â
I think itâs because it was a few months after my first surgery and I still had to periodically hold my side and stuff when I did things like stand up or bend over, so when we see Bruce Willis got shot, fall back, start bleeding out, and then it just cuts to months later all I could think was, âWhy isnât he moving like heâs still recovering from surgery?â I canât really explain it, I just picked that up right away, and in doing so, I unintentionally ruined the twist at the end for my entire family...
I just realized that the âRâ in your logo looks like Team Rocketâs from PokĂ©mon
PREPARE FOR TROUBLE
Yugo: *WOOF*
Coincidence? I THINK NOT!
cannot unsee
Nokomomo 22 no no no rslashâs wife: make it double
Yugo:YUGO THATS RIGHT
Holy shit.
Me: "oh yeah I'm early!! Quick gotta come up with something witty so I can rake in those sweet sweet likes"
RSlash: **reads first story about creepy old man who set his kid on fire**
Me: uh
I got a few!
Story 1:
When I was like 5 years old, my mom gave birth to her fourth child. Let's call him S. She brought him home and O. M. G! He screamed CONSTANTLY! I said he was broken and she should trade him in for a new one. I mean, he was forever purple from his constant fits. All these 20-odd years later, he gets checked. Turns out, I wasn't all that far off. He has frontal lobe damage as well as the massive issue cocktail all the members of my family were "blessed" with.
Story 2:
By the time I was seven, I started saying that S would wind up in jail. This REALLY upset my mom, and another of my bros (let's call him T) would always say I was wrong. Not two years later, he began saying it, too. We would warn him when he was in his mid teens or so that it be kept going on like he was, he'd run his mouth to the wrong people and get completely fucked up or wind up dead. All these years later?
He ran from home AGAIN (after his second stint in the slammer) and proceeded to then run his mouth to a group of gents who were just chilling at their place of choice (all who were massive compared to S). They didn't like what he said/did, so they promptly commenced with fucking his shit up. He's currently in jail for the third time.
Story 3:
When my mom remaried, she planned to take steps to prevent further pregnancies. i mean she had six kids. Six! However, the man she married (though he loved us all as if we were his own, having been there for J's second b-day) he had always wanted to help in that process. It just meant so much to him to be able to have his own baby. So my mom relented. "Fine! But you only get one, buster! So you better make up your mind now!" He responds by saying something like, " but I REALLY want one of EACH". She laughs, says there's no way in HELL, and asks again which he wants.
My bro T and I are listening to this whole ordeal when he finally speaks up. See, my mom had six kids, yeah? Technically there were seven, but one was a still born. The line up looked something like this:
đ Me (female)
đ T (male)
đ C (male)
đ S (male)
đ D (still born female)
đ A (male)
đ J (male)
Bro T said something along the lines of "now that you've said that to him, you're doomed to have twins. Phil and Lil style - one boy, one girl". They go back and fourth for about ten minutes or so, mom arguing that was stupid and HIGHLY unlikely, giving us the statistics and what not. Meanwhile, I'm realizing something kinda funny. I point out the birth order and follow it up by saying something like "wouldn't it be funny if the boy was born first?" Explaining that it would officially make it so there were three boys between every female born. We further pestered her with some illuminati bs that we were really only joking about. Something about the fact that people thought T and I were twins born the 4th and 3rd of the same month respectively but in SEPRATE YEARS! Or how EVERYONE INSISTED that bros S and C who were a year apart were in fact twins. My mom used to insist on dressing them in IDENTICAL OUTFITS!
Eventually the day came when she got "pregananant", then a few months before she was due, dad decided he couldn't stand the suspense! He had initially decided that he'd wait until the baby was born to find out what it was. I think he was dreading the news of which journey he'd be missing out on. Anyway, he convinced my mom for an early reveal, so they go to get her "pregante" self an ultrasound.
She comes home, ASHEN white! Like she'd seen a spoopy-doops spooper-booper! The SPOOPIEST! It. Was. TWINS! He was on cloud nine! A boy AND a girl! My mom, (seeing our faces - imagine....well, here. Like this: www.pinterest.com/pin/236227942933717964/ ) QUICKLY switched to gloating about how the boy (Adi) was positioned to come out AFTER the girl (Ari). SHE was positioned to come out first tenksmetch! I
But not long after, Ask pulled Ari down and was caught with his arms around her and his head resting on here EFFECTIVELY putting HIM in the prime seat for first one out! T and I STILL won't let her live it down! đ
The fourth story actually left me really shaken, but as this is already really long, I'll leave it out. If anyone's interested, though, just ask and I'll post it on another comment.
I actually had two cases with my mom that I called it: one when she wanted to swap out of a class for a different one and another when my fall course bill wasn't showing up.
The first story: it happened a few months ago when my local college opened up classes to sign up for the spring semester 2019. After I made my initial schedule, which took much longer than I thought, my mom wanted to switch out one class for another but I would see that as a problem as we already pay for the classes and I would need to pay extra and my mom said I shouldn't worry about it; by the time that I done it, I had to pay $20 extra.
The second story: My mom went to make my schedule for my fall semester early so that I wom't miss getting my needed classes; because on how early she done it, she was on edge to figure out why the bill wasn't available. By the time I called my college, they gave me the reason why that bill isn't showing up and that it perfectly matched up with how I thought it wasn't showing up.
I have stuff like this happening to me all the time. I predict stuff before they happen. Like for example: I woke up one morning and thought, "huh, I should try to look nice today in case someone from my past comes to see me." So I showered and put on something cute and then I forgot that I had even thought that. Later that afternoon a friend I had in middle school randomly showed up at my doorstep. Lol I was so shocked but at the same time I was like, "woah I knew something like this was going to happen today."
*too bad I cant hug people passionately*
Do r/nicegirls or I'll steal your dog
Edit: lol thx for likes
Im a noob
If you have to defend yourself saying your not a noob makes you look even more noob than someone who is a noob
Iâll sell Yugo to some vendor in China
You realize, you steal his dog, and there're thousands of guys whod kill to get puppy bloopers, right?
lolziz 123 I was talking about the original commenter
I love how you read the names of the reddit users. Some of those names are funny as hell. Hamster butt lol.
The story about the baby that was like clockwork was funny but I felt her pain. My youngest daughter loved to stretch her legs up into my ribs and that crap hurts. I can't imagine having the baby headbutting at the same time.
My greatest "I Called It" came when I had a small vacation at my friend's grandmother's house. Since she lived out in the country, we both brought our .22's along. We had been shooting for quite a while, just enjoying all the sorry marksmanship we had. I'm not sure my friend knew it at the time, but when I went to my grandfather's years before when he was still alive, me and my brother were going out of our way to prove our inadequacy with guns, never having anything but birds to shoot at. About the closest we got was knocking some feathers off. My grandfather would always say that we were sissies because the birds were laughing at us (we enjoyed his taunts). We could have a bird literally within fifteen feet on a wire, and miss every single time. Usually the bird wouldn't fly off either, which is I guess where he got the sissy comment, because our bullets weren't even close enough to scare the bird off.
But then one day, years later, with my friend, I was just carrying the gun along, not seeing any targets for quite a while, and I spotted a sparrow about fifty yards away on a wire. I don't know why I did it, but something told me I would hit and kill it, so I told him, despite never calling shots, "It's dead". Sure enough, first and only shot at it, down it plummeted off the wire having been hit by my bullet, and it had to be the shot of my life. It probably was the only bird I ever shot and killed, and a precise moment for it.
Perhaps the second greatest "I called it" happened when this same friend of mine was in my house. I was showing him a new Siberian Husky video on the tv I had bought. As we were in there, my dog was as well, which, as you guessed, looked an awfully lot like the one depicted on my avatar. I don't know what I picked up on, or what the discussion was exactly, but just as this friend was claiming dogs can't see tv, there was a dog strongly resembling my dog on the screen, and it was walking from the left to the right of it. I called out to my dog, who never had any call to act like this, "Is that your daddy?" and he abruptly gets up and starts sniffing the screen as the dog went across it. This dog didn't respond to much of my commands (mostly because my training was only minimal), and I certainly didn't train him to pay attention to the tv. I'm not sure if he ever paid any attention to the tv other than that one isolated moment.
Lets say you are on a game show, call it and win
*_I see this as _**_-an absolute-_**_ a win_*
Also if the 1 mill mark video isnât a Yugo
video Iâll sue
TheDaily Gamer we DESERVE it
TheDaily Gamer I WILL BE CONTACTING MY LAWYER AS WELL- CLASS ACTION LAW SUIT
If you DONâT have Yugo for the 1 million special I WILL work at YOUR HOUSE!!!!!!! And I will take Yugo for FREEEEE!!!!!
Voition_Light And I AM THE police so I will come and put you UNDER the jailhouse!!!!!!
(But in a nice way). đ
I swear to god I will contact the best lawyer in the world to press BIG charges if the 1 million mark isn't a Yugo vid
I use to predict all kinds of stuff when I was in my 20's in the Army. I use to do it so often my friends started getting scared.
1) The first while me and three friends was smoking weed. I told one of them that he was gonna marry Pam, a girl he had just started dating less than a week before. He laughed at me, but they got married.
2) a few months later, I told them (and my other friends) that Pam was pregnant. Everybody laughed except Pam. She screamed at me how did I know, she had just taken the test and had not told anybody (not even her husband).
3) I told another of the females (we were a group of 4 married couples, now that Pam was pregnant. All the women were pregnant at the same time) that she would be having her baby within a week. She laughed and said my wife or one of the other women would, because they where farther along than her. She was only 7 months. I told her on a Sunday, she had the baby that Tuesday (she was mad at me too)
4) When my wife was in the hospital, the nurse had her hooked up listening to the baby's heart beat. And all the women was saying it was gonna be a girl. I told all of them it was a 7lb baby boy. (My son weighed 7lb on the nose).
Funny thing is once I stopped smoking weed (The Army started doing drug testing), I could barely predict the time of day with a watch on.
However, those days in the Army at Fort Knox (with those people). Was some of the best days of my life, when I think about the old days, they are the people that come to my mind.
lol Grandma has her back! And tries to cover it for her XD!
When I was three my brother (Luke) was born. My mom and I were taking a bath together and I say, "The baby will be born this week." My mom is obviously surprised but brushes it off. Three days later she goes into labor.
I'm twelve now and he's eight. My mom told me this two years ago and I remember this now
youtube: didn't send me a notification
me: CALLED IT!!!!!
I love your censor words
Release the kraken, hug passionately, etc
censor*
@@TRAGEDYM4SK Nerd!
Roseheart Toxic, itâs common knowledge, idiot
@@TRAGEDYM4SK lol sorry sensor is Dutch got confused with my own language, thanks
Joe :-D no problem at all!
When my sister in law was pregnant, I told her the baby was a girl, and I was right. My sister is pregnant now and I kept saying it's a girl and was right. They asked me how I knew, and I explained that I noticed a cycle with boys and girls being born in my family. Plus girls are also very prevalent 8n my family. It's rare to see a boy be born into my family.
"Hugged them Passionately"
-rSlash 2019
Edit: yay thx for likes!
Your profile pic made this even better
@@kokarune_2600 xd
My mom told all her coworkers they had rats because she could smell them. She was telling them for weeks. Even pest control didn't believe her.
No one wanted to believe her until a rat fell on the new girl in the stock room. Funniest story she's told me from her job.
Okay here's mine:
So, in sixth grade, we read through the book 'A Wrinkle in Time' and even though this book had nothing to do with romance, as soon as you read up to where the main girl character meg, as well as one of the main guys, calvin, get introduced to each other, i knew they would either get together or have some sort of 'moment' by the end
(Yes, with most books, you can tell because it's set up that way but this one wasn't, i basically am magical)
the kicker is, this one kid (he's still cool, but i fooled him with this one lol) said i was wrong, that they definitely wouldn't get together or have that 'moment'
Then, by the end of the book, they kissed. The teacher was reading aloud and when she reached that section, i scream, look over at him, say "I KNEW IT! TOLD YOU!" and i've never been more proud of myself.
The way Dave Dave changed his name makes me think that he's also killed or atleast attempt to kill
ERB: Ronald McDonald Vs Burger King
Burger King: your style's like your ice cream machines-
Me: BROKEN
Burger King: Broken
Me: I F*ck*n CALLED IT!!!!
My greatest âI called itâ moment is when you did a face reveal at 1 million subs.
Hehehehehehe
Very clever
i had no idea he has a gaming channel i just thought he was a typical reddituber
@@enderborn6860 well that has nothing to do with my comment... *thinks about things I've commented* Okay I really don't have room to speak.
She sort of chuckled and said, "It's no big deal. He molested all of us."
wow........ just wow.
âThis is the first of millions.â Dude at least give her a fifty thatâs your mother my gods đ
The pregnant woman story reminded me of something my mom told me; when she was pregnant with me sometimes I'd stretch and she could tickle my feet.
Iâm calling it 1 mil mark is a face revealing
Hopefully
He already shows his face in the Yugo bloopers.
@@TheMegalusDoomslayer which video was it?
@@yuki-np7oz I don't remember which one it was.
I just loved that the baby freakin' PRACTICED being born every night! She had a goddamn schedule!
That Avengers "I called it" moment tickles my fansy as I am also a MCU and comics fan. I was like "Wait What?"
âI may have something special for the 1mil mark.â
*Yugo preps for full video of r/PuppyBloopers*
Me:busy in school
Phone:NEW RSLASH VID
Me:*please can I use the restrooooom miss?*
I don't know, can you?
Ahh, one of those "slightly suspicious 18-minutes bathroom breaks"....
*No, you can't!*
Jokes aside, this is the reason school teachers are known to restrict students from taking bathroom breaks. Not defending teachers that wind up with kids forced to pee in the classroom, but it's also true that some kids will take fake bathroom breaks if not stopped.
12:15
I like how that girl just goes "he molested all of us" with a chuckle. I mean, you have to be always positive, right?
That story about Charles reminds me of a quote I heard once that went "The brighter the picture, the darker the negative"
Well on jeopardy they call it before they answer... could the answer be that they called it or is it the answer?
So are you going to do more of "Let's not meet"?
You made one video about that, and then asked people if we wanted more - the people said yes and yet to my knowledge you have not posted any more of those stories.
He's done like 10
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@@ink7570 Not even the right CZcamsr, dude.
@@ink7570 Not the same guy.
@Wubba Wubba I mean they're both pretty awesome CZcamsrs.
7:31 it isnât husbands fault because in the comics tesseract was called cosmic cube witch can grant you any wish
This was a good one, laughter, pain, loss and gain!!!!!
You DESERVE the MILLION!
Flippin flip rslash! I remember when you were at only 35k!! Now your almost at 1 mil!!!!!!! Truly a legend
A Yugo video for 1mill??? :'DD
its going to be a sound clip/video from one of the earlier ones. "I CALLED IT!" Moment
YYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
I want that face reveal boi. And also Yugo.
982k subscribers! So close to 1 Million, you deserve it!
Love your videos, look forward to them every day and love your voices!
3:42 the Michael Jackson part just makes that story a whole other can of beans.
Man, 2019 rSlash sounds weird compared to 2021 rSlash, and I donât mean his voice, but the way he reads the stories
"It's no big deal. He molested all of us"
...
So you went through that and someone said it. I suppose there would be elements of shame, because that's what victims feel, even though it isn't their fault.
But bullying OP and or letting other friends bully her...
Plus she is mad OP doesn't spend time at hers?
I've got no words
Denial and manipulation is a hell of a thing. Sounds like "Brianna" is still struggling with acceptance afterwards based on how she reacted.
I am so glad I suscribed to your channel. Your voice has made your channel my favourite reddit reading sights.
This was a nice change of pace, hope to see more of this subreddit đ
The whole time I was like whoa then I was like Whoa now i am like WHOA
that grandma is high af too
Nothing feels better than saying âI called itâ or âI told you soâ đ
I was playing D&D with some friends. The party wasn't too far from water when we encountered a horse. No owner in sight, no saddle, no bags. Nice looking horse from the description. I said "This is a kelpie" in character and out of character. My guy was a student of the arcane and had studied magical creatures and this place seemed right for a kelpie to try snagging some victims. The party's healer was very sheltered and had never seen a wild horse before, so she approaches it and my guy follows her. I fail an arcana check to confirm whether this is a kelpie and she has to make a will save and is drawn toward it. I shout "CALLED IT! Kelpie!" and the group loses their shit and the my guy manages to get her away from it before she can actually touch it and gets attacked. The healer (a witch rather than a cleric) melts the thing with some necrotic damage.
Road to 1 million you can do it r slash
Legit, just Google "Charles Rothenburg" and you'll get the *entire* story
The best I called it moment I had was when a friend I made when I entered college was in a relationship with a girl that constantly made crazy antics and mostly guilt-trip my friend by threatening stuff like hurting herself (I knew he was miserable, but I only found out why near the very end), this lasted for months.
The very first incident I witnessed was when my friend and I would stay in college for stuff like assignments and student club activities, he was called by her multiple times, she said stuff like her parent were being abusive toward her and other stuff (the what her parents were "doing" changed a bit every call), my friend was stuck with me as he didn't had a car(while I did) and it was near freaking midnight when the bus trips in her area had ended.
I offered him my car if he and his GF were in trouble, but he wasn't sure it was for real or not THIS TIME.
I again offered him drive my car and myself to her place to check up just in case, while we didn't believe her we though better check just in case and then drive my friend to place, before I drove myself back to my place (Neither my friend, his GF or myself lived in the same area, totaling about 2 hours of travel time for myself, sure it was a chore but to cheer him up even for a bit with a mini friend road trip in the middle of night and avoiding having to sleep on "what if it was for real this time" thoughts all night). Sure enough when we came to her place, I stayed in the car and 10 minutes afterward my friends came out of her place even more dispirited as everything was fine and her parents had no clue why my friend even came to check on his girlfriend if everything was alright (meaning we did do the whole trip for a bag of lies from her part).
I don't remember everything we said that night, but I remember having told him if that keep happening as he was letting me implicitly understand, that maybe he should do something differently or reconsider his relationship, especially if his relationship is dysfunctional like my father and my father's girlfriend which leads my father to be unhappy (but that is another story, one that my friend knew which could be summarized as one probable future in such a relationship while being too afraid of being alone if the relationship broke than actually loving/liking his own partner who in return don't really like him at all and has crazy episode in which she can tore a hole in the feelings of anyone nearby (And yes she has mental issues if anyone is wondering)).
When I came home it was way past 2:00 AM from all the driving and it was in the middle of the week we all had classes the same morning, at least in my case the class didn't in the morning didn't required our presence at all cost and notes were distributed online. The thing is I often saw my friend f******* tired all the time as she kept doing similar stuff every other days.
That went on for a few months or so, nearly a year (my friend ended up having to repeat a few classes and have less class per session to avoid degrading his overall health, as he was clearly not getting any good sleep (sometimes getting guilt tripped so hard he could not sleep)), despite many of our common friends and myself saying that he should not keep his relationship if he is that miserable with her. I also kept likening his relationship to my father's who keep saying all the time that it's the last time his GF is having a crazy episodes.
When another time we ended up staying late at our college just before a week-long vacation, we ended up touching the subject, and I remember telling him 2 things as crudely as I could.
1: What is the definition of insanity? (Yes the far cry 3 trailer was running on air at the time, please watch the Far cry 3 definition of insanity if you didn't get the meaning)
2: Are you sure you are even in love, or are you just horny and/or afraid of being single?
I remember the look on his face, it was the look of someone that just reevaluated everything in his life. And that is funny because among our friends at the time I was the only one not in a relationship or not seeking one at all.
And after the week-long vacation, I saw him for once not tired like a ghost. He told that I really called it as he took the week and avoided his girlfriend for the whole vacation and stayed home having some time for himself and some solo private time too ( ͥ° ÍÊ ÍĄÂ°).
Seemed that now he fully understood why I often compared his relationship with my father's. He then told us, that she was often threatening to harm herself and he asked us where to have a room to have a breakup talk with her and to call an ambulance to check up on her for after the talk is done (in our college there is a class department for pre-hospital emergency care so there is always one at school mostly for training purposes and many students and teaching professionals to help if the need appears), as he now believed that while she probably won't harm herself for real, we all best not take chances.
All in all you could say that for my friend everything was fixed just by having once the courage to end it, we could offer all the advice we could but ultimately he was the one that needed to start the actions. I haven't kept in touch at all his ex-girlfriend as after her trip to the hospital and having received the support health professional to move on and she hasn't harmed herself afterward to my friend and my own knowledge.
My wife had the 'told you so' moment twice with the same doctor giving birth. First time with our older daughter, then again with our youngest son. Both times he decided he had time to hit the golf course before she gave birth. Both times, she told him to stay put because she was giving birth 'right now'. Both times, he was getting in his car when the nurses called him back. When he slid in the first time, it was literal. Her water was all over the floor still, and he got there just in time to cut the cord. He did that, looked down and said 'Damnit, those were my favorite golf socks.'
My sister had just had her 2nd daughter and was trying to separate from her abusive ex, but she wouldn't actually leave the house or kick him out. I told my parents she was probably pregnant again and they told me I was retarded for thinking she would sleep with him again after trying to strangle her and shit.
Behold! Two months later she announced she's having another baby. Guess who the daddy is?
So this guy had a history of attacking his exe's, and to told my friend to be cautious. Sure enough
I.FLIPPING.TOLD.YE
Don't attack your .exes unless they are viruses
Iâm new to rslash askreddit, but everything else I have seen
Iâm so happy thereâs no robot voice talking, this is so much better
I love youre Videos i recommended you to my brother and a lot of my friends you deserved it
I called Nintendo announcing the sequel to Breath of the wild!!
holy....your 1mil campaign is ridin :O but you should, no i demand my puppybloopers
âHe wish he could have *hugged them passionatelyâ* oml
3 midrolls? Cmon man
Me and my friends went on a DC trip in eighth grade with the school and they tape your doors to see if you got out las Me and my friends went on a DC trip in eighth grade with the school and they tape your doors to see if you got out If the tooth is broken with me and you came out and so my friend was saying how I would probably walk out sleepwalking and it ended happening it was the most awkward 10 minutes with the teacher trying to get back in my room in my life
I called out that u would upload
Omg I got chills from the Dave Dave story.
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