r/Maliciouscompliance "FIX YOUR UNIFORM OR YOU'RE FIRED!" "Ok, I'm fired" "NO WAIT!"
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- čas přidán 21. 05. 2021
- r/Maliciouscompliance In today's episode, an uptight manager decides that OP's uniform isn't up to company standards. OP wears shorts while he collects shopping carts from the parking lot in 90 degree heat. The manager threatens OP, "Change your uniform, or you're fired!" Sure thing, boss! OP walked off the job and didn't come back, leaving his stupid manager to collect all those carts himself! If you like this content, subscribe for more daily Reddit episodes!
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They would 100% cancel her appointment until they figured out what was causing her chest pain. There's a reason why they have so many medical test before surgery. All the the heart tests (edited to fix ekg exaggeration) (ekg, mri, xray, etc.) could take at least an hour to get done. They'd want to do other tests as well.
"Oh I have an appointment today, better commit emergency hot line abuse and waste my money"
@Xcalubur Lol neither. I have a disorder that has basically had me have over 8 surgeries before I was 18. I know surgery requirements like the back of my hand.
I cannot believe ambulance is not free in the USA
@@mariammosashvili4150 Very little medical care in the USA is free. Most especially ambulance rides.
@@mariammosashvili4150 - Majority of the ambulance services are run by a private company, or the hospital themselves, so they charge an arm and leg for the service
the 1st one story : imagine having enough money ot afford an ambulance you DON'T NEED in the states.
Guessing your based in the land of the NHS. Not saying this to be harsh but hope she got grilled if it had turned out that she misused an emergency service and got handed a hefty bill for it.
It's "free" in the USA though. Yes, they send you an invoice for the ambulance ride, but it says on the invoice "this is not a bill". In other words, they're HOPING you pay it thinking it'll impact your credit. It won't.
@@skyrat3816 every time I've had an ambulance ride in the states, I've gotten an invoice that says "this is not a bill" (but not in very large print)
I heard it's like $900 -$1000 for a ride in the ambulance? I still can't believe it, I leave in one of poor European countries filled with national debt and poverty yet we have basic health care and we never had to pay for ambulance, but they will not pick you up unless there is something big, also when I was a student I ended up in ER due to a migraine and I was not sure if my collage covered my health care, so I ask them to bill me and specialist made a check up in the middle of a night, they have me shorts of painkillers and that liquid that goes in the veins and it cost me like $35 USD in total
Even outside of the US, if you call an ambulance and it turns out it wasn't an emergency, you still have to pay a fine for wasting their time.
"Being smart with me is not getting us off on the right foot!"
"Well, one of us has to be smart in this conversation, and it's clearly not you."
1st story: meanwhile eslewhere someone is dying of an actual heart attack, unable to get help cause Karen occupied an ambulance with her nonsense.
Fun fact: in my country we actually have "taxi ambulances". They are small cars meant to drive disabled, very sick or old ppl (that cant drive, a bus ride would be very long etc) and ppl where there are no buses to the hostpital/doctor BUT to use
@@jakubpuchalski2583 what country
@@jakubpuchalski2583 we have them in my country too, if you're old and or disabled you can apply for this kind of assisted transport (If you get approved it's basically approved for life, unless somehow you get better) to get you places you need to go, not only hospitals necessarily, but they're not actual ambulances, and you don't call the emergency number, you book them in advance.
This could explain the assholes that don't move over for ambulances. They don't call for emergencies so no one does
@@christianforsstrom2222 exactly btw where are you from?
“Procedure” doesn’t necessarily mean surgery. However, since she had packed suitcases, surgery is a safe bet. Yes, if a patient is rushed to the hospital with chest pains, any surgeries would be cancelled.
Makes sense 👍
Yes, they're not going to do surgery on someone presenting to the ER with chest pains.
It depends on the procedure but i think they would probably cancel it until they are sure of why did she have chest pain (chest pain is one of the most dangerous things since you can die real fast)
The only way I could see them not cancelling the appointment would be if the procedure was something to do with her chest pain.
Heart surgery may be done earlier if there is chest pain.
Wish we could’ve seen the reaction when the lady got a large ambulance bill rather than a small Uber bill
That is only if she was American.
Other 1st world countries wouldn't have you pay such a retarded amount for a service that should obviously be free.
also rich people don't give a shit, for them laws are only suggestions or some action that require paying a bit more, like parking in a place where it is forbidden. When you are rich enough you can literally kill people on the street and nothing will happen to you, just blame it on syncope and your good lawyers will get you on probation (just google "tomislav horvantincic killer" for better context)
@@zljmbo Every country needs to do what Finland is doing.
There the tickets depends on your income You pay a specific procentage of what you earn. Way smarter.
Should've taken her to the wrong and furthest away hospital.
She might have thought ambulances are free like other emergency services, which (in the USA) they sadly are not. It's funny when someone tries to abuse the system and ends up having to pay more, but when someone is in a legitimate emergency, it's sad to think about what will be coming their way after going through an already horrendous ordeal
Exactly right about her appointment being cancelled--unless it was a heart catheterization.
yea, unless her procedure was about her heart then it would have been cancelled
Who said the story takes place in this hell hole(the states)
@@acheron1923 Because it takes place in Salt Lake City? A location in the states?
@@acheron1923 the Emergancy phone number was 911
@@elenamccracken544 the emergency number in Canada is 911 as well. But they did say the city was in the states. 911 has nothing to do with it.
Why was the manager digging in his heels on the dress code? Simple, he was a new, probably unqualified, manager getting off on a power trip trying to "shake things up" and show that he was in charge.
Yes! A good manager cares more for their employees than the products. Since happy employees do better work.
Thankfully my managers (I worked pre-Covid) were great!!!
I’ve worked at more than one supermarket and this is correct. Also, these guys don’t really understand what drives sales, so they just flail randomly at shit.
@@JesusGunfighter i like it when people who work at a location become manager. They just seem to have a better understanding of how things actually go
"Dick Wavers", I call them.
always come in, fuck shit up, make life hell to show they have authoritah!
Oh yeah the first crazy woman's procedure would have been postponed and since what she did is actually illegal she could be fined or even jailed.
Not to mention it’s completely stupid. Going to Hospital in an Ambulance is way more expensive then just about any public transport you could possibly find
Yup; no surgeon worth their degrees would dare operate on a patient who just reported chest pains. They'd demand a consult with a cardiologist and a full EKG workup.
@@caydenblue she could have called an Uber Black for 1/10 the cost of the ambulance
@@caydenblue For the upscale neighborhood they got her from, I doubt the bill would bother her much. The potential jail time, however, might.
She'd lawyer up, probably get off (since it's hard to prove she didn't have chest pain) or worst case get a fine she could easily afford.
What I don't understand is why someone in such an upscale neighborhood is scamming 911 for rides when she could have gotten a limo or Uber XL and had a much more comfortable ride.
I’m a retired medical assistant who worked in the lab in a hospital. When you have a heart attack there are traces of it in your blood. Your blood can tell us if you had it today or years before by the amount of traces left behind. So if she was lying the blood test will show the doctor she lied. And it puts the person at risk of missing the surgery and depending how many times this person did this in the past it puts them at risk of a psych eval lol.
Now I learned a new random fact about medical stuff. Thank you
Let's be honest, her appointment was more likely canceled d/t a no show/late. EMRs really tend to suck at talking to each other even within a facilities various services. The service provider likely wouldn't have seen much of any information about the E.R. visit for a week or more.
That said, she likely would also be leaving the hospital and getting another "free" ride, for inappropriate use of emergency services when blood work for Troponins, CPK and Myoglobin cleared and no additional indicators chest pain were found.
Really any number of things would happen that would be sort of punitive, but one thing is almost certainly for sure....she never made it to that appointment.
If someone has a heart surgery scheduled and they complain about chest pains, would they just go straight to surgery?
@@red3703 not likely, pt is showing potential signs of being unstable and generally speaking, with some exceptions, surgeries are held until the pt is stable.
The exceptions being obviously that there are emergency procedures and cases where heart valve replacement, we try to get a pt as close to stable as possible, because it increases the likelihood that they will come out of it and have a great chance or survival and recovery.
Wtf? Really? I want to get checked then.
A few weeks ago my heart suddenly did a really strong pump and kept going as usual. Reminded me of when cartoons fall in love and their heart fly out of their bodies.
When I first started working for Walmart I was a cart pusher. In the summer of 2020 in California where I live the peak heat was 115 Fahrenheit. I was all by myself with no help in shorts and a t-shirt working an 8 hour shift and constantly taking water breaks so I don't pass out. I do a cart run and a customer asked me if I was OK. He said that I looked extremely red and looked as I was going to pass out. I said I was fine and I was just going to grab a new bottle of water. He then grabbed my face and started feeling it. I was extremely confused and as I was going to ask what he was doing he, he said he was an EMT and I was 5 minutes from going to the hospital because of heat exhaustion. He grabbed some waters from the case he just bought and gave them to me. Escorted me to the break room and told my bosses what was happening. I got an extra 30min break that day and I see him at the store still occasionally and thank him for what he did. That man was freaking awesome!
Heat stroke and heat exhaustion are not fun to have nor to recover from since your body will lose a lot of liquids, you stop perspiring (very dangerous), and you can keel over in a dead faint. I've had heat stroke so I then had a ambulance ride followed by a week in the hospital. I couldn't drive anymore since it caused a seizure which just complicated things.
Now that is why emts are deeeeffffinitely going to heaven when they pass
Wear a hat in that heat. (Mexicans wear a sombrero for a reason)
@@seraglioborneo2803 Wearing a hat does nothing when you're RUNNING AROUND for hours in the heat collecting the trolleys, then RUNNING them, pushing those trolleys, which can get heavy, to their docks.
@@gachatana9656 Thank you for the info. I get it. The sun is the least of their problems.
Manager: *Tries to talk OP into coming back*
OP: "Sorry, that bridge has burnt a long time ago."
I admire your commitment to comment on basically every single rslash upload within 24 hours of it being posted
I'm a physician and I can confirm:
1. No anesthesiologist will put her under if she complained of chest pains half an hour prior.
2. She will have to undergo the full workup in the ER to rule out all life threatening causes of chest pains, and that takes a while. She can leave against medical advice, but has to sign all kinds of releases for that. Either way, it will take a while, and it will be on her records that the people waiting to do the procedure will see first thing when they admit her.
3. She will be reported to the patient safety department and they will take some sort of action. Occupying a bed she doesn't need, lying to medical personnel, losing her spot or arriving late are all safety incidents caused by the patient and action will be taken. If she holds an insurance policy she will be reported to the insurer as well. This may vary from place to place and policy to policy, but it's not going to fly.
4. If she's in the US, the cost of an ambulance is astronomical. In my country, she would be heavily fined and possibly charged with fraud.
And she did this instead of getting an uber? Wat
@@Ceberus3232 When in Karen territory, this is par for the course. They don't spare two cents to think about the consequences so they pay a hundredfold in Karen Tax.
@@SoftisNelaris lol "Karen territory" and "Karen Tax"
I want to see her face when she received the bill for her ambulance versus an Uber.
Yeah, if it was in the US, it must have been over 5000 dollars
In Germany an ambulance ride is free, but I'm pretty sure stuff like this is some kind of misdemeanor or maybe even a crime with a fine attached.
I know with police, they don't charge you for coming to your house and saving you from whatever is going on, but if you call them frivolously, they fine you AND bill you for their time.
Such a system would make a lot of sense, because rolling an ambulance out is way more expensive than a squad car.
@Henlo henlo to clarify, I'm not from there, but especially if the EMTs took their time, that goes up quickly. And if the hospital checked her over and did X-rays or a CT, it would be really expensive, especially if they gave her medicine
@@hentaigustav92 what? Omg that is too much! Where I live the ambulance is free, so taking uber to the hospital would be more expensive
@@Nerobyrne similar in my country, ambulance free but falsely calling an ambulance grants you a fee
In response to the dress code manager, I used to work in a warehouse that is technically part of a larger financial services company. We got a new director who decided we needed to be "business casual" since we were a financial institution, so men had to all wear pants, even when the warehouse was 90 degrees in the middle of summer because we were a "financial institution". However, there was no rule against women wearing skirts or dresses, so I started wearing a kilt to work over the summer.
That's genius
Kilts are very cool in the summer time but the winter & cold means some cold parts in a kilt. My son wears kilts all the time and he has tried several different styles.
Kilts are life. And if someone bothers you because "it's not professional", that's gender discrimination :)
@@baptistem2978 Very true! When my niece was married a few years back, the entire bridal party wore dress Scots clothing and the men were all in kilts. Pretty good for Colorado.
semi-routinely happens in English schools, where uniforms are standard, as boys who are told they cant wear shorts in the heat borrow skirts form sisters and such. usually makes the local papers for a few days until the school relents or the novelty wears off.
The first story is GREAT. Our fire department has plenty of medical calls, and we have a lady in town who would call us for the smallest things, so we would always do our check up as slow as we could, and she got annoyed beyond comparison. She hasn’t called us in a month.
What was she calling you for? Chest pain too? Lol
Your entire Department is full of Chads
Edit: Fuck autocorrect.
@@ImMcSparky yeah they’re all pretty cool guys. They’re really nice and chill most of the time. We have 4 vets too. A marine, and three army. They’re all amazing people.
@@wingedblaze5985 PLEASE tell me the army guys occasionally bring the marine crayons and say, "yo I brought you snacks."
@@ImMcSparky They haven’t done it yet but I will definitely try to make that happen 😂😂😂😂
Bossman: "Being smart with me is not getting us off on the right foot!"
Because apparently basic logic is too complicated for crappy managers to comprehend.
"Well, one of us has to be smart in this conversation, and it's clearly not you."
The manager should also have known that teenagers, who are paid minimum wage, do not give the slightest crap about getting fired. Threatning an employee with anything is completely unnecessary, and on these teens also completely ineffective.
@@stefangrobbink7760 not only ineffective but 99% likely to backfire. XD lol
Those EMTs are the real heroes of the medical field. And I am a 22 year veteran nurse, so I can say this. 😄
My grandma couldn't get her knee replacement due to some tests ran a week before her procedure indicating high blood pressure (she had a history of minor strokes and heart attacks) so they most definitely would have postponed/cancelled her procedure.
Did she finally get that knee
Ew
@@Heisenberg000. wdym?
Chest pain implies there’s a myocardial infarction (heart attack) or something else that’s very serious. So yes, they probably wouldn’t do surgery on someone with a possible heart attack
And heart attacks in women is a lot different than in men
Wait, infarction is a real word? I though it was made up because i heard it on a Nickelodeon show called Victorious. Me being a kid, and it being a show for kids, and previous shows from the same people who made Victorious, they make up words at times, I assumed it fake. The more you know.
@@lonelyronin2428 yup. When your heart “infarcts” it means that it is not receiving blood flow or blood is blocked from entering the heart.
LOL @ story 1. I took a taxi to my CABG, and back home from it after five days in the hospital. What kind of delusional person calls an ambulance to be transported to any kind of scheduled surgery?
I’m a physician assistant and they would cancel the procedure because they would have to clear her in the ER for a full work up for chest pain ie labs, X-rays, EKG and it’s not quick for some of those thins to come back. They wouldn’t touch her until she was cleared.
The Harvester one is like when you go for a Meal Deal at a supermarket at lunchtime , you know, a sandwich, a snack, and a drink for a set price, and it costs more if you buy 2 of them than if you buy all three. I've seen ones for £3.50 where the sandwich is £2.50 and the drink is £1.20 on their own, so they're basically paying you to also have a flapjack...
At my work, we have a deal where if you get two hotdogs instead of 1, it is less than half price for the second one (Dairy Queen). Then you can specify what you want on each hotdog as toppings cost nothing extra and you pretty much get two different hot dogs for no extra price (do this with 2 chilli cheese dogs and just remove cheese/chili if you want either on one of the dogs).
For blizzards, instead of buying 2 smalls, if they are the same flavor just ask for a large and a small blizzard cup on the side. You save like a dollar or 2 doing it this way and you get more ice cream. Honestly, Dairy Queen is a scam as the FTC doesn't even consider their "ice cream" as ice cream due to the lack of fat so they call it "low fat ice cream" instead. I hate it when people complain about the portions per dollar when there are better deals you can get if you are smarter or go to a grocery store.
You want more ice cream a sprinkles than a large cone provides? Ask for a small blizzard with sprinkles instead of oreos (costs about the same and the difference between a small cone and large cone is like 1.50) and then ask for a large cone on the side (at most you will get charged like 0.45 for the cone). Just scoop the ice cream into a cone and vuala, a cheaper vanilla cone with more ice cream.
If you work it right you can spend nearly a tenner and only pay 3.50
Except that all of the food is so overpriced that they're still making money on the "deal" even if it's not quite as much as they would on each of the items sold separately.
Cardiac nurse here. Yes they would cancel everything and possibly even take her to the cath lab to check her heart ;)
Medical laboratory scientist here. Yeah, they would cancel because if they are having complications that could cause chest pain before surgery then going through with it could kill them, but if it's just blood work then we usually do the courtesy to trying to run what we can for you so that your provider can still keep tabs on you. That said this kind of story is all too familiar, there are places where EMS is used as a taxi service or people just don't want to wait to be seen in the ER, the nearly universal excuse in both situations is "chest pain". If you are one of these people then trust me when I say we, and by we I mean EMS, Radiology, Nurses, Doctors, AND those of us in the Lab KNOW when you are lying and it does make us angry because your entitlement is taking away from others that need care and causing unnecessary stress on others so please don't cry chest pain to just get a ride or skip a line.
Imagine taking an ambulance to get to a hospital when your not in a life or death situation. Like do you want to go into debt? Because thats how you go into debt in the USA.
not just there, many countries that have either state healthcare or universal insurance just won't allow you to do that for free.
They'll send you the bill, because you deserve it.
@@Nerobyrne You mean in a genuine emergency?
Not all people have shit insurance or no insurance, my ex had union insurance which is top tier, his ambulance rides were 100% covered
@@MsNoPixel but most insurance won’t do that. And insurance depends on what your employer provides, so you don’t really get a choice.
@@MsNoPixel I doubt a person who didnt just pay an uber to drive them to the hospital but instead called an ambulance has good insurance.
The "no unapproved OT" one got me. The same shit happened to me at a brewery I worked at. I got yelled at for not being quick enough to stay in my 40 week. I eventually quit. It gets better though. I'm friends with the head cook, and apparently the owner skimped everybody's paycheck because of "unspecified business expenses". Employees were pissed, but shrugged it off when they got reimbursed.
The kicker? That "unspecified business expense" turned out to be an antique Japanese firetruck.
I work on an ambulance and this is more common than people think. 90% don't call for actual emergencies.
Really?!? People suck.
I've only called once (for someone else), and it *was* very much an emergency.
Thanks for doing what you do 🌻
But do many *think* that they are emergencies?
what.
Pretty sure most *think* they were in emergencies. It's just that laymen's perspective on emergencies differ from health care workers.
I've only called an ambulance once in my life, and I think it was an emergency. my mom fell down our basement stairs (she's in her early 50s, thank god, I don't wanna know what could've happened if she was older), and she was extremely disoriented and dizzy to the point she couldn't climb back up the stairs without my help. she didn't want to come with the EMTs to the hospital at first (she's a doctor herself, and she was so convinced she's fine she just went "no!! I have to work tomorrow!"), but we convinced her. it turned out to only be a concussion in the end, but it could have been a much more serious head injury!
I would've driven her to the hospital myself, but here's the thing:
- I was 17 at the time, driving age here is 18
- I didn't (and still don't) have a license
- I was so shaky, I'd probably have crashed the car
"Where a Karen uses an ambulance as a taxi service"
Me, an EMT: "Yeah that's like 80% of our patients."
One day in fall of 2019 I had felt off all day, and as the evening continued my stomach started hurting, and by 10pm started hurting so much I was having trouble breathing without pain. I called an ambulance. They took me to the ER. The ER gave me some painkillers and did a scan, Gallstones.
They made me wait hours and then when I started feeling better they told me i'd be fine and sent me home.
The second time it happened was less than a month later. I thought I know what this is. I'll just get my father to take me in. I was in the waiting room for 6 hours. I fell when I stood because of the hyperventilation from the pain. They did the same thing again. painkillers. This time they told me I'm fine without a scan and should just see a doctor about getting my gallbladder taken out.
So when it started hurting worse than before I didn't hesitate. I called the flippin' ambulance. I wasn't going to pass out in the ER waiting room because they're a bunch of morons.
(They also took back someone with a broken limb before INFANTS with high fevers while I was waiting there.. NO triage ability at all.)
Of course when i got brought in this time was a whole other mess and yes there was an infection this time but that's unrelated to why I will now call ambulances for emergency level pain, even if I can get a ride over there.
And why I hope that people that call ambulances for taxi services get in trouble for it.
@@Avrysatos Murrican "healthcare" is a joke.
@@conmadben yup that's why I got the vaccine as SOON as I could. I don't trust that hospital to not kill me from incompetence.
Oh my God. So my father is a communications expert. He was a military officer and specialized in communications which eventually landed him an awesome job when he finally retired after twenty five years. Basically, my dad helped to set up my county’s 911 center and he did ALL sorts of cool things to help the various services. Anyway, one of the things that drove my father absolutely crazy was the stories from the EMTs about a specific town where ambulances were constantly being used as taxis. So in my county there aren’t many hospitals. A few but mostly emergencies and births kind of places. We mostly have outpatient clinics. Well, one town had a hospital that ended up converting into an old folks homes. Needless to say, they had no clinic so the people there had to go to any of the surrounding towns to get to a clinic. Now... this particular town is located between THREE other towns. You can literally walk from the center of this town into the next town between 30-45 minutes. We are talking drives that take minutes depending on the street lights. Teenagers without licenses walk between the towns all the time to go to different restaurants. This town had people routinely calling ambulances for “chest pain” so they could go to the hospitals. Some of the EMTs were extremely upset by this especially since the laws in my region state they have to take the person to the nearest hospital, which is much much further away than the nearest clinic.
Laws are laws.
dress code is one of the most backward and stupid policies we still have. "you need to wear pants even thought you are a developer and never actually meet the clients. What if one of them sees you wearing short while attending a meeting with our vendors?" yeah, and what if he sees through my f*cking shirt becuase I've sweated like a pig in this sh*thole without air conditioning?
It is your fault working for such a trash company. As a dev, you have quite the choice.
Regarding the first story, I had to have a procedure done and I was told to come in _two hours_ before the surgery was scheduled to start. She already screwed herself over by waiting until the last half hour.
In the UK I knew a Paramedic who once went to someone and this woman asked if they would take her son to maccies! Unfortunately this is really common here and they can't leave them. Meanwhile there aren't enough ambulances to go to jobs like babies going into cardiac arrest. Also that last bit is sadly true too. I will never understand people who abuse the NHS.
A few weeks ago we canceled one of our joint replacement surgeries because the patient was having chest pain over in the pre-op department. She ended up going upstairs to the ICU. If a patient is scheduled for surgery and complains about chest pain, we’d at least put the procedure on standby until the EKG and other work-up results are back and they are medically cleared. Source: I’m a surgical tech
The Harvester story is exactly what happens in McDonald's every day. Our breakfast is cheaper as a meal than just a an item and a drink. Not the fault of the server if the company are idiots.
Yea but usually you try to get them the deal anyways. Especially as a server relying on tips. I get in that story they weren't. I know I wouldn't charge them because they were too full for deserts, but I would try to see if they want them to go at least.
@Twinsen Sendell exactly. Almost everywhere I worked at, we work with the customers as much as we can to get them the best deals. Like yea...we want you to spend a lot of money...but you coming back is how we will achieve that. Not the one time overpriced, and greedy. I would often suggest cheaper ways of getting what they want. Besides, for servers, less they spend on the food, more money in their banks for tips. And people generally are grateful after that.
@@Rhaenarys This was in the UK so, like most of Europe, tipping is not an obligation and the servers are paid properly.
@@Ikajo i know, I addressed that.
@@Rhaenarys That depends on people. Some of them can be quite rude. To save them money I just enter it and give as a meal as it is cheaper than otherwise even if they do not ask specifically. Then some of them complain or just start mumbling bad things about stupid people who do not know how to listen. After that, always charge them as they want. They can pay extra £0.40 for the privilege of not receiving extra hash brown.
"A more modern technology (1.44 MB disks)". Holy hell, he wasnt kidding about it being ancient.
Well, magnetic core memory was mentioned, each BIT of which is a physical ferrite core with 3 wires passing through it. Ah, the memories; FORTRAN, octal front panel switches, punch cards, paper tape boot loaders and 5 Mb drives the size of a small refrigerator. Yes, those were the shitty old days..................memory failing..............not quite gone.................PDP8 0200 restart needed.................
When you have ANY PROCEDURE, they want you there 2hr early … the procedure starts at X-time! You have to be there for prep 🙄
If my boss made me wear long sleeved and pants out on 90-degree days I would call the union or the boss and tell them what the deal is and that you be filing a lawsuit if I passed out during my time outside.
am confused. isnt 90 degree weather instant death? I mean like even 40 degrees can cause death already
@@tomikun8057 They are talking about 90 degrees fahrenheit, and not celcius. The first comment still stands though, working outside in long sleeve shirt and pants in 32 degrees celcius would also be a horrible experience.
I actually had to, not long sleeves, thankfully, but all black. In almost 100 degree weather. I did pass out there too, because of the changes. I did quit eventually. Management change was also the reason for the changes.
@@tomikun8057 yea when I say 100 I mean farenheight to be clear lol.
@@tomikun8057 also, yes, it CAN be dangerous...if you're not accustomed to it. For many of us born and raised in it, we get used to it and have more problems with cold. And we find ways to stay cool when it gets even too much for us.
The first question- 100% would concentrate on the chest pain and cancel the appointment
cart collector guy reminded me of my experience - My first job was at the local public swimming facility. I did basic maintenance, clean up, gardening, you know the drill. One day, my manager told me to pull the weeds around all the fences for the facility. the temperture that day was over 100F. I worked for about 30 minutes before I went into the snack store to get some water. Manager screamed at me, "WHY AREN'T YOU PULLING THE WEEDS!?!" I told him it was hot and I needed water. he said, "GET BACK OUT THERE, PULL EVERY SINGLE WEED, AND DO NOT COME BACK IN HERE UNTIL YOU ARE DONE!" Ok, no problem....of course 15 year old me didn't think this through, but I went out and pulled every weed. about 2 hours later, I staggered back in to the snack store, looked at the manager and barely got out the word "done" when I collapsed. When I regained consciousness, I was in an ambulance being treated for heat exhaustion. the manager was trying to be all caring and concerned, but the staff told the EMTs and MY GRANDMOTHER (who raised me) what he told me to do. To avoid a lawsuit, the city fired the manager, I got two weeks off paid and my hourly wage was doubled for the remainder of the summer LOL.
In my country, that would probably be a criminal case for reckless endangerment of a minor, regardless of the wishes of the relatives.
Dumb dumb manager.
Fun fact: in my country we actually have "taxi ambulances". They are small cars meant to drive disabled, very sick or old ppl (that cant drive, a bus ride would be very long etc) and ppl where there are no buses to the hostpital/doctor BUT to use it you have to call the hospital days before and in emergency cases like broken legs there is a special number just for that purpose.
That's really awesome.
Lucky! That wouod have been great when my grandma got stuck on the side of the road without her heart medicine. My sister had to drive from Georgia to SC to get her, and had to stay in Georgia for a few days while she went to appointments and got medicine. She's fine now, just taking it easy.
This is my job actually! We're a medical transport company usually dispatched by hospitals and our fleet is an ambulance, and ambulette, and an Impala. Most of my job personally is transferring patients with mental health concerns to a facility that can better treat them than the ER - but I've taken people home from the ER, transported people in wheelchairs, one stretcher patient. For emergencies we tell people to call 911 since we can't treat anyone.
Still more pricey than getting a friend to take you or drive yourself, but definitely less so than a dang ambulance 😂
The first story is one of the the main reasons EMS aren’t as appreciated as we should be. Fake calls like this are really annoying, and they take care away from people that actually need it. Please don’t do this to EMS personnel guys, it just makes our jobs harder and it can cause other people a lot of problems from lack of care.
I worked at a large hospital in the middle east, the buildings were a mess, no planning and no plans. The owner fired the chief engineer 27 times over 20 years and he never missed a day of work. He was the only one who knew where everything was.
In Canada abusing the ambulance like this is a HUGE fine and up to even jail time
See where I thought the ambulance story was going was that OP complied...and then charged her the maximum amount for the ambulance ride.
One thing I always did agree with my father on was an appreciation of old technology and the technicians that knew how everything worked. My father was born in 1911 and was in his 60s when he started a family. By this point, I knew all his 'ancient' friends and their specialties and would listen to all their stories of the new pups coming in to, 'whip these old farts into shape with the 'new way of doing things.' This never ended well for the new managers that knew nothing about anything. Over the years, I've put on some years and have had younger managers try to tell me how to do my job. That went as well for them as it did for those managers of my dads' friends. Never short-change experience and knowhow over your ego.
That cart story reminded me of my gym class in my ninth grade. I believe during a specific semester we had a “field and track” course that involved running on the schools running track and running miles. The rule was that the teacher would briskly walk the outer lane and if she passed you, you lost a point (out of five) for the day. When summer came, we were still out there on the track. One particular day, it was about 95F and humid. We all asked the teacher if she was still going to make us run. She of course said yes. “You can either run or lose points and get a failing grade for the day.” Literally everyone walked and we still ended up overheating. Instead of agreeing it was too hot outside, the teacher ended class with a gloating “guess a lot of people are getting 0s and 1s today” with an infuriating smile. Everyone was upset, even other teachers and my strict parents
Sounds like child abuse. Really, if she saw that so many people were getting so many low grades, she should have been more lenient. Then again, she was probably getting high off of a power play.
Say that someone died from heat stroke. I would think negligent homicide would be enough to override tenure.
That would be good for multiple charges of reckless endangerment of a minor.
Feel bad for the neighbors who are probably worried about her when she faked it
If she pulls this sort of thing on a regular basis, they probably already hate her
@@Forest_Fifer imagine the ambulance medical bill if she pulls this REGULARLY
@@Forest_Fifer Yeah, I'm sure that she is just an AH about lots of things.
I'm totally going to use the phrase "sphincter-puckeringly"
This is an SOS, I'm currently trapped inside my mom's car and my newly adopted kitten fell asleep on my arm and I can't open the door cuz I don't wanna wake him! Please send help😢
P.S I am slowly losing the blood flow in my arm, if I die please let everyone know it was by cuteness, ah I'm slowly fading now.
I hope the kitten is refreshed by now and that you still possess your arm. lol
"FIX YOUR UNIFORM OR YOU'RE FIRED!" "Ok, I'm fired" "NO WAIT!"
-Instant Regret
You can definitely tell that RSlash is American, when he talks about the cost of an ambulance
yes some of the stories makes me feel like I am living in another world. but then I am living on the other side of the world. free healthcare, free education and no Karens demanding a worker be fired.
Not necessarily. I live in Germany and I was taught during first aid training that unless it's a life or death situation or the patient is unconcious, there is no need to call an ambulance and if you do they might invoice you for the unnecessary trip. But in the end that's decided by the medical personnel.
@@MoD366 yeah, but in the USA they invoice you in any case. And judging by the story, if you pay, you can call the ambulance even if there is no emergency. Come on, I would have called the cops on her immediatly.
@@MrJerichoPumpkin well yeah, but in this story it was clearly an unnecessary call. That's what I was getting at.
No insurance, went to local clinic, medics, nurses and doc on call advised against my partner driving me the 15 miles to hospital (chance of throat closing, lips going blue heart rate in the low 30’s anaphylaxis from a yellow jacket sting). 0.3 epe administrated at hospital (I forget what that cost - probably blocked it out) ambulance bill was $300.00. I received excellent care. Not complaining about the care I received at all, however, they could’ve let me stagger into the back of the ambulance instead of gently assisting me onto a gurney, put on the lights and siren and driven like madmen for 300 bucks. C’mon guys I was fading fast you could’ve at least given me a thrill ride...
YES! I'm on time today!
I’m 10 minutes late :(
@@samueltheratsmacker6188 I'm late too!
I sleep better now that I have started listening to you .... I always put the playlist and sleep.. ❤️❤️
Have you ever heard of the channel drawfee? That's also pretty good for relaxing.
@@prunabluepepper ohh... Never heard of it, but now I'm gonna check it out! Thankyou so much 🤗🤗
@@vanshikaraghuvanshi4806 your welcome. It's a completely different topic. It's a very wholesome channel. Only good dreams with that.
I’m a nurse and it would definitely be rescheduled 😂😂😂
When I worked at Fry's Electronics during one season, the uniform was white button-up long-sleeve shirt, a tie(!), belt, dress shoes and black slacks. Did not matter if you were outside pushing carts or inside working a till, that was your uniform and you were required to wear it at all times. Absolutely ridiculous, though I'm kinda disappointed they went out of business.
Fry's embezzled out of business. Probably Ausaf Umar Siddiqui mandated that dress code.
The title means this is going to be a good one.
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truest statement on this channel
Good Morning Rslash! I just wanted to say that I graduate high school today with straight A’s and 34 college credits 😁
Good work my friend! Enjoy your success!
Congratulations!
May I inquire how you did it? As a student with mostly A’s in high school, I’d like to continue to further my education. (College/Uni credits) How’d you manage it all?
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Great gob!
Oi. Good job man cheers to a better life for you
First OP- As I was listening to the story a ambulance went pass with sirens and lights on so All I could think about was A Karen might have called them to get to a appointment 🤣
I’m an RN, we always knew someone wasn’t genuinely sick when they arrived at the Hospital ER with packed suitcases.
We called it “The Suitcase Sign”.
It was never wrong.
Day 88 of telling him he's making everyone day better
Have a good day Jeff
Day69 of commenting on this lol
@@thenicnacshack1322 you too
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Day 1 of commenting on this :]
The appointment is gonna BE cancel, when you have Chest pain what Sometimes come Out as a Lung infection and get a appointment and they say "you lungs need a examination, we can do this today so lets do it" then that means you have a 100% Chance to survive, but you only have a 5-15% Chance to survive
I could barely understand you.
@@dillydragonthetroll4119 yup me too
....What?
So... do I die or not? This is a horrible game.
@@bitameah7745 maybe it's supposed to be: 100% of the time you survive 10% of the time
@@dillydragonthetroll4119 Well Englisch is Not my First Langauge and i Post on my phone
It is shocking to hear that story. I had to call the ambulance because I/did/ have chest pains. Turns out, I need my gallbladder removed because it is causing my severe pains.. It is stupid to do that because if you call the police to disturb them, you get arrested. Why would it be the same for any other emergency service? Stupid. You are taking those people who are on call to respond from someone else who could need them.
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I love watching both your and darkfluffs channel because some stories are repeated and I like hearing two interpretations of the stories.
Ya know, I gotta applaud you, R/Slash. You’re a new dad, and yet you still work your butt off to keep the daily content coming. Honestly, you need a raise.
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I'm sure that he would love him some more Patreon.
My grandfather worked in the garage of a mid sized city. He was a master mechanic and master welder. Every so often a repair job would come in that he would tell whoever was the manager at the time "We need to buy X tool to do this repair right." Usually the manager would refuse to order X tool, so grandpa would pay for it out of his own pocket. When it came time for him to retire, he packed up all those tools. His final manager came running up to him and said, "You can't take all those tools, we need them!" Grandpa said, "Then maybe all you guys should have thought of that when I told you we needed them. I bought these with my own money and have the receipts to prove it." Grandpa had the best equipped garage of any retired guy I knew.
Karen using a ambulance as a taxi. Why would you do that? The logic is incomprehensible
Wait a second... There is actually a paid job for collecting carts in the US? What, are people too lazy to spend less than a minute to take the carts back where they belong after their shopping? That's insane. And where do they even leave the carts? In the middle of the parking lot, where they can potentially block the way or hit thpe parked cars? I don't get it.
They are indeed too lazy, or too spiteful.
You spent time in a Walmart parking lot in the US, haven't you?
Some stores have outdoor cart corrals. Where I worked part of my job was taking the carts out of those corrals and bringing them into the store.
So even when people aren't lazy, they have to still be moved in from the parking lot.
In my country, you don't get to bring the cart out. So no matter how many things you just bought or how heavy, you lift them manually with good ole plastic bags.
I feel very old now, the ancient computer system they're talking about is probably Cobol and I learned Cobol and have worked with it lol. I guess I'm ancient now lol.
🖖 old people's club (not boomers) unite!
Or Fortran.
I learned both Cobol and Fortran, they're not ancient. Machine code, C and Basic, too. Makes you appreciate more modern languages.
AestheticWaif Nah, boomers unite sounds better
Dave is a genius. He has a literally unique skill set, and he also knows they are going to need it, but they won't pay him more than he's already getting, so he goes the contractor route as soon as he realizes he has the setup. And it always astounds me when a company insists on holding to the letter rather than the spirit of a rule/policy, to the point of shooting themselves in the foot and alienating their customers. The lodge example with the breakfasts was particularly egregious since they tried to take her voucher and then charge her anyways on a technicality.
Good friend retired from the USAF (computers) and went to work for an aerospace giant. After being there for quite awhile, he asked for a raise. Nope. Never. We don't really need you. We can get a fresh graduate for peanuts. ETC. ETC.ETC. Problem was, the job required familiarity with running '90s operations on late '50s-early '60sUSAF/NASA computers and like Dave, he was the only one who kept the irreplaceable machines running: code was written on stone tablets in cursive. He was a unicorn. They didn't budge an inch. OK, with age and time, he retired again, figuring with the 2 pensions, life was good. Here comes a minority contractor smarter than the entire government and military. He hires my friend at 35% more than he had been making then "rents" him out as a consultant to the former employer (For a substantial markup). So the "brilliant" aerospace company winds up paying out a pension, plus his former salary, plus the 35% upgrade, plus the markup for the contractor, plus a premium because the contractor was a minority contractor. The contractor became mega-rich doing this in dozens of cases. Large corporations are SO clever; saved that $10 raise.
The other cart collectors probably were older and knew they could get him legally as well.
I love listening to you when I am driving. My fiance and brother try change you and I slap their hands, or pull over and tell them not touch.
I thought Uniform said Unfired in the thumbnail. God I need sleep.
Unless the chest pain was directly related to the procedure (ie, you're having surgery to correct the chest pain) they would cancel the procedure unless it was a minor procedure (such as tests like getting an MRI). Since she had a suitcase with her, she was probably going to have a major surgery.
Jokes on ambulance lady, ambulances are way more expensive than taxis.
Yes if someone, who is scheduled for surgery, is taken to hospital with chest pains then their surgery is immediately cancelled. This would be a danger for Anaesthesia. Plus why didn't she just call a taxi or ride sharing service? If she was in the US then the cost of those would be minor compared to the couple of grand that an ambulance ride would cost her.
I believe it's: ambulances come from the hospitals and they will come as fast as possible so why not do that. It's due to the cost of money it's regarding time. But it is still stupid
"A couple of grand" is on the low end. The US "medical system" sucks.
"I don't even understand why this manager was digging in his heels about that." -- Because he was the new alpha male and was showing his peons who's boss.
I'm pretty sure that (at least in Canada), forcing an employee to work for more than 5 days straight without a day off is *illegal.*
If only it were that way in the US. I've had to work up to 10 days in a row. Yes, I was miserable at the end. Our labor laws really need updating but too many politicians are in bed with corporations.
Dave embodies the programmer's tenet of not making yourself useful, but to make yourself irreplaceable
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it is interesting that you need cart collectors in the first place. here in germany it is a thing of manners to bring them back by yourself
There are designated “cart areas” in different places around the parking lots and most people take their cart to the nearest one, and the cart collectors go to the different areas collecting the carts. Of course, some people ditch their cart beside their car instead and cause parking problems for the next person wanting to go in that spot, which is considered bad manners obviously🤔
My mother just had to be transported to the hospital with chest pains this weekend. But this was legitimately an emergency; she thought she was having a heart attack and it was absolutely terrifying. I’m still shaken up by it
I was reminded by the story of Dave of a heartwarming story that I read a few years back. I live in a city with a long history of sawmills and the pulp and paper industry. In one of them, the old machinery suddenly ran into problems and all of the workers and maintenance were totally clueless, ending up digging contact info of old maintenance workers. They send a higher-up worker in a taxi to get the most experienced former maintenance worker onsite, hat in hand. Who happened to be a little old lady. ...yes, the machinery that went kaput was THAT OLD. I think she was in her 70s-80s or something. And this was in the middle of the night. She was a little baffled, but got up and hopped in the taxi. Onsite, she had laughed that all the younger men gathered around her in a semicircle as she told them how to fix the bugger. That little old lady was my hero that day ^^
On the intertial guidance story, you are allowed to say, "FORTRAN" when it shows up in a story. It's not really that old a language, either. Dollars to donuts I'd bet it is still in active use.
It is, nuclear reactors run on Fortran as well as many legacy systems.
@@mattdombrowski8435 I'm actually happy about that. Fortran was, and is, an excellent programming language.
@@llantup No it isn't, it hid bugs and those bugs have already killed people.
I really like harrison hotsprings, it's not that far, a nice drive, also whistler,
It is poetic justice in my eyes to learn that when a new manager/owner tries to make a worker/technician work themselves out of a job to find out that things aren't as they had planned. The retired technician charging the former employer as a contractor, was sweet justice.
I work in my cities hospital in BC Canada!
If anyone comes to the hospital who needs an Ambulatory Care Procedure, Day Surgery, or Over Night Surgery with only 30 minutes to spare, they are looking at getting postponed! The only way they wouldn't is if the room their procedure/Surgery is in is so far behind that they are coming in on time. And that would ONLY be if the patient called ahead to say they were running late, and have a good reason! Not just being lazy! Our OR requires patients to be at the hospital 2 hours before their surgery. If the patient has tests that they didn't complete before their surgical date OR has other medical issues such as MS or Parkinsons, that may require extra care/help in preparing them for the OR, they will be asked to come 3 hours before their surgery time! There is a lot of things that are needed to be done before a surgery/procedure and if there isn't enough time to get them done, and it is the fault of the patient with no good reason such as coming from far away and hitting an accident or construction type reasons, the patient will be postponed! And depending on when there is more time, it could mean having to do all the pre-op tests done again! It's a pain in the arse!!!
Also, if you come via ambulance and have any sort of medical issue currebtly going on, from a laceration to blood sugar issues to chest pain your procedure will be postponed 100%! Depending on what is going on, it could mean just waiting for another day to having to start from the beginning as stated above.
You never want to play around with that sort of thing!!!
If a patient doesn't have a safe ride to and from the hospital, they are unable to have surgery either! More so after the surgery as a responsible adult MUST take you home, and either stay with you or there has to be a responsible adult at home!! So if you do not have that, it can postpone your surgery as well!
A patient has the ability to pre-book a medical stretcher service if they do need something like that to get to the hospital, but it has to be justified! So if they are able to take a cab, then that is what they need to do!
There is quite a few things required for a surgery/procedure!!
Why not just order the desserts to go?🙄
I am pretty sure the reason they needed the desserts was that is the only way the register would recognize the deal. Ringing up 2 desserts but not actually making them would likely throw off the inventory #s for those items
First story: Yeah, her procedure was cancelled as well as her being admitted to the hospital.
I read the first story on reddit and there were a lot comments on how her appointment would get cancelled if she complained of chest pains.
In the first story: when I was studying medicine (which currently is postponed due to CoVID), one of the things that is made very clear is: an anesthesiologist will refuse to put someone under if heart or headissues have arrived, and these are NOT the ones to be dealt with in that appointment (for example, you have an appointment for a hip-replacement and you come in with severe headaches, they will not put you under, until evereything is in the clear again). You as doctor are also ethically and legally obligated to postpone and even reschedule if a severe medical intervention is causing an interruption, like a sudden onset of headaches or chest pains.
12:25 - OP doesn't know what "uppity" means - it doesnt mean "upper class" or "high end" or "snooty" - uppity is used to describe somebody behaving above their station, usually racist people when saying someone of color doesn't "know their place" - they're being "uppity" and it disturbs me when terms like this aren't just used freely but used wrong as if to make the term okay.
I have NEVER heard it described that way. Uppity refers to someone who's very energetic, possibly happy go lucky. Did it ever occur to you that possibly people get annoyed with you for using the word the incorrect way?
@@Rhaenarys ever thought to Google it? Even the dictionary term doesn't match what you think it means. Just because you came up with some wildly far off definition does not erase the historical context of the word.
@@Rhaenarys I'm an Englishman, "uppity" definitely doesn't mean what you think it means...Infact, your comment was a bit "uppity"... Arrogant and self-important. Yeah, definitely uppity. 😂👍
@@JOBdOut I didn't actually come up with the idea that it meant something else. But it's very apparent you're unaware that words change meaning as they move around the world. Most I know in America refer to the meaning I gave for that word.
@@marko247 yes...I'm the arrogant one because apparently I I MY nation dictates the meaning of words, and only I can say if a word changes meaning as it moves around the world...yes. I think you need to read that dictionary, also. Because unlike upitty, the word arrogant has maintained its meaning throughout the migrations between old world, and new world. Same with ironic lol.
Early gang, wya!
i had a manager try to tell me that we wear only shorts in heat releaf weather, i said so the whole of the fecking summer, he said no only over 30c, i said SO THE WHOLE OF THE DAMN SUMMER, no way will i iwear jeans in this heat. nuts to you . he didnt like that and i didnt care
The story where OP brings in the carts - the manager has a god complex. My way or the highway mentality. I am in charge and you better do what I say thinking. I can go on if you need me to do so. lol
"Do X or you're fired!" "OK, bye!" stories are never not funny.
Smart guy, do us a favor and stop skipping the story! For the possible hundreds of thousands of people that are actually following the story as you're reading it off, you confuse the hell out of everybody when you skip over full sentences in the story and I'm probably not the only person that's getting aggravated with it! We would like to hear the story in its entirety. Just keep that in mind for future videos.
Same tbh.
I'm a retired RN with 20 years in the OR. If we had a procedure scheduled & the client complained of chest pain you can bet the procedure was canceled for the day.
I love the last two stories of scalpers getting shafted.