r/Maliciouscompliance I Gave My Boss My Dirty Panties
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- Äas pĆidĂĄn 5. 07. 2024
- r/Maliciouscompliance In today's episode, OP causes one of her managers to get fired. This leads to all of the other managers retaliating against her by constantly subjecting her to "random" locker searches. You wanna search OP's locker? No problem! OP makes sure that they are really going to regret searching through her locker. First, she stores thousands of pennies in her locker, which the manager has to count out to make sure she isn't stealing. When that doesn't work, she ups the stakes by keeping her dirtiest of dirty laundry in her locker.
đ r/Maliciouscompliance Mom: "DON'T DISCIPLINE MY CHILD!" Babysitter: "lol ok" âą r/Maliciouscompliance ...
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"Sneaky Snitch" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) License: CC By Attribution 3.0 - Komedie
Fun fact: Backseat seat belts are less about keeping you from going through the windshield and more about keeping you from breaking your entire face and scrambling your brain against the seat in front of you. You know, because there are NO AIR BAGS on the back of the front seats. You might have a low chance going through the windshield but there is nothing protecting you from getting gruesomely mangled as you're tossed around the car like a stuffed toy owned by a toddler prone to violent tantrums. Nothing but a seatbelt that is.
Not mention the fact that was also mentioned in the video that humans are super heavy relatively speaking the weights mentioned in the vid are between 112.5 kg and 135 kg which would be be a lot even for some of my height (192 cm) let alone someone of average height though relatively speaking even average weight of 55 kg to 77 kg is a lot when on a loose projectile and having that much mass slam into the seat on front of your is not gonna do good things to the seat or the person sitting on said seat.
@@SampoPaalanen the short version, you can become a projectile and bludgeon other passengers to death.
There was an ad campaign here in GB in -iirc the early 90s- 2000, where it had a rear seat passenger killing the driver because they weren't wearing a seatbelt (back in the 20th century we did do some really great adverts).
Rea seat belts are for both the safety of that passenger AND the person seated in front of them.
Let me see if I can find that advert now...
*EDIT* corrected year
Type this into CZcams *"Julie knew her killer"*
Can confirm, that's exactly what happened to me when I was five, because some douchebag hit us going 70-80mph in a 40mph zone
Those TBI's are NOT fun to recieve, they screw you up big time. Wear your seatbelts kids, nobody likes being forced to take medication(s) for the rest of their lives and have restricted freedom to go or do what they want all because of some stupid decision... be it on your own behalf or someone elses.
reminds me of a taxi driver in Ireland that made SURE my dad buckled up.
"mate, I don't care if you get yourself killed in a crash, but you're a big lad, you'll fuck my car up."
dad laughed and agreed to put his belt on.
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Yep thatâs an Irish taxi driver
Nice.
This is the comment!!! đ€Łđ
gotta love taxi drivers lol :)
Iâm amazed that OP kept period pants in her bag out of spite, what a fucking boss move
I wonder if it was those pants that act like a washable pads :D
that's not only a boss move, that's biological warfare XD
I am positive they were the kind that act like pads - otherwise, why would they reek that bad? A little leak has some smell, but nothing like she described.
@@sidhedanu period soaked pants, I'd assume that means op had a BIG leak in the pants not just.. some. Many women experience incredibly heavy flow its likely it was just pants
I was thinking it was underwear that she was free-bleeding in for a while. That would have soaked them pretty well. Depending on how heavy her period is, it could have soaked them to the point of ruining them. So more than a little leak. Just no protection whatsoever.
Iâve never had the underwear with washable pads in them have a bad smell, but I also have never left them in a bag for several days. Just seems like free-bleeding on regular underwear would be even more disgusting than washable-pad underwear. Though, either way would be damn gross, lol.
The first story reminds me of:
There was a king with three daughters. All three wanted to be married, so he said that whichever daughter loved him the most would be allowed to marry.
The first daughter said, âOh, Daddy, I love you more than gold!â The second said, âOh Daddy, I love you more than diamonds!â And the third said, âOh, Daddy, I love you more than salt!â The king said, âSalt?! Well, Iâll make my decision between the first two daughters in a week.â
That night, the king sat down to his nightly feast, but something tasted⊠off⊠about his food. He shrugged it off, but over the entire week, he was never happy with his food.
Finally, the day of his decision rolled around. He said, âIâve made my decision, but I canât help but wonder if Iâve been sick, since I havenât been satisfied by my meals all week.â
The third daughter exclaimed, âYouâre not sick, Daddy, itâs just that none of the food youâve eaten has had salt.â
The king let the third daughter marry, and she married the cook.
Oh my gosh I love this story!
Keep it a little longer and they could've taken the throne.
Sally didnât need salt in her food because she was salty enough.
You took the words out of my mouth
I was going too say "sally got salty about salt" but damn you lol :-)
Guess she'll just perish, since you can't live without it.
Edit: Saw the rest of the story. She has seen the way of the salt! :O
sally has covid
She is, plus she probably ate meat etc. which already contains salt by default.
About the zero salt story, one of my friends parents actually did that. When they where younger, his mom was told that he needed to cut down on salt, and heard that less salt was good. therefore, no salt was also good, right? well... after a week or two of litteraly no salt in his food, he was getting worse, so they had to take him to the doctor. Guess what, you do need some salt in your food because yes, you do get sick without any salt
Yeah. Salt is litterally the thing that signals the contraction for your muscles. If you no longer have sodium to signal contractions, you no longer have a beating heart. Sodium is also a neurotransmitter, and without it, your brain starts sending signals wildly without anything to stop them, which is by definition, a seizure.
thatâs why thereâs salt alternatives that give some salt but not the same as regular salt. the real way the diets work is via the amounts from prepackaged foods where itâs known, eating less of those cuts down the vast majority of salt leaving you enough to flavor foods but not outright cut out flaboring
@@Asic229 in that case i shall never get an lack of salt related seizure. I kinda consume salt as if im trying to grow kindneystones, so yeah i think that won't be a problem for me ever. Thnx for letting me know that it is at least good in some way
@@Asic229 When the heart health ads started up telling people that SALT was evil there were people that cut it down to zero and dropped from heart attacks!
There's an added bit to the Sally story. OP only know her because she's friends with Sally's husband. He said she uses salt regularly at home & isn't on a no salt diet nor any other diet. Like the comments before mine Sally just likes being the center of attention.
I wish they wouldn't allow her to have any salt. Like, if she grabbed a shaker, they'd slap it out of her hand like "DON'T! Your doctor said you can't have any!"
FORCE her to suffer for her demands.
Well she definitely was the centre of attention. Just not in the way she wanted.
Yes. They say they don't need seatbelts. When they get hurt, they immiedeatly sue you
Within our household it is simple you decide to not wear it the consequence is for you. We tell you once, you are an adult, and if you get injured or fined you are responsible for it.
@@NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEJ the driver used to be solely responsible for that in new york iirc. now the city puts the responsibility on the passengers but the driver still gets in trouble depending on the situation, so demanding everyone put their seatbelts on is for the driver, not the passengers.
She didnât say she didnât want her seatbelt, she just wanted a bigger seat to accommodate her size and she was uncomfortable. I am not saying she was entitled, but for a one off ride OP could have been way nicer to her coworker.. I feel like Iâm missing something her coworker did to deserve her needs being disregarded and then stranded.
@@Ayaforshort OP had already made it clear that her husband, who they were also picking up, could not fit AT ALL in the back seats and would need shotgun. From this story, Karen could fit fine in the back, it was just the seatbelt giving her issues.
@Yuffie Fan mind telling me who and where the people in your profile pic are from? đ
"I don't eat salt"
Well, better buy flowers for Sally, either in the hospital or in her funeral, because you literally need salt to LIVE! There's a process called sodium-potassium pump, that is vital for things like NERVE SIGNALS, KIDNEY FUNCTION AND EVEN HEART BEATS!
And salt is required for seat belts. Duh
Everybody in my car wears a seat belt or the car doesn't move. If they still refuse, they walk to their destination. No exceptions.
I never have to ask people to wear their seatbelt, they always do it anyway. I don't know anyone who doesn't wear a seatbelt
Having seen first hand the result of someone not wearing their seat belt, very good stance to take. It's not even just for their safety. You get into an accident at even legal speeds, it has the potential to throw everyone around like pinballs in the car and even a child can do a surprising amount of damage when thrown at someone else.
@@WasephWastar
I know of a few people that swear to never wear a seat belt.
@@MoA-Reload...
I cannot disagree.
My brother often insists on not wearing seatbelts. I used to put up with it and let him roll without until I got my windows busted out. I had also hit a deer the previous week, so my car looked raggedy as heck, and looked stolen as well, so I got pulled over by police more than once. After I got pulled over with him in the car no seat belt, I stopped allowing it. I got lucky that the officer didn't notice. He doesn't ask me for rides much anymore.
I don't understand how these peoples brains work
they lost they brain years ago
Neither do I, neither do I.
@@DepressedSlavicPepe your acting like they ever had one
They are stupid and you can't understand stupid
I think brains were out of stock when they were made.
Iâm surprised they didnât mention the legality issue in the seatbelt thing. The driver can get in trouble and have to pay a fine of their passenger(s) arenât wearing their seatbelt.
They teach this in drivers ed in my state. "If your passanger doesn't have a seatbelt you get fined." We learn the habit of checking to make sure everyone has a seatbelt on.
They used to have the same rule here, but I believe itâs been changed and now the person not wearing the seatbelt gets the fine. Iâm not sure if the drive gets one too though.
@@mels3958 I kind of hope they did. It feels a little unfair to punish the driver when its not them with the seatbelt off.
Newer cars with fins like antennas on the top send live reports to insurance and law enforcement when seatbelts are not being worn. Most cars have a scale built into the seat and this technology was invented because mothers kept putting their very young children in the car without a car seat or without being buckled up.
I think that for a one time ride her husband could have made himself a bit uncomfortable and sat in the back. The seat belts in back seats of cars are actually smaller because they're meant for kids and car seats.
Just seems rude because that woman was not wanting to wear the belt because of her size and OP had no empathy or hospitality.
I once had an internship with a department of a major auto company that handled their accident litigation and one of the engineers told me that "seat belts are what make the rest of the safety devices work", crumple zones, air bags, and what ever else they've added since all hinge on you being belted so that you stay "with" the car rather than go flying about.
as a tow truck driver, let me put a very graphic story here. a jeep cherokee flipped and the back 4 passengers weren't wearing seatbelts. one of the rear passengers was ejected through the front windshield causing bluntforce trauma to the front passenger, killing them. the other 3 in the back were ejected through other windows with one landing UNDER the overturned vehicle and the other over 200 meters away. the driver survived. forensics found that all 6 would most likely be alive if they had been wearing seatbelts.
yeah people fail to realise its for everyones safety not just their own, very selfish
i remember hearing about a woman with no belt on crushing her kid because of it, sad man
@@reaper07live i own the company, my drivers in particular know if i see them OR A PASSENGER in one of my trucks without a seatbelt they will be fired on sight.
Because of thyroid cancer, Iâve had to receive radioactive iodine to test where it is and that requires you to go on a LID (low iodine diet) for quite a long time.
Meaning you can hardly have any salt (and it has to have low iodine, or has to be very specific and you can only eat so much a day).
You also have serious restrictions on what you can and canât eat. Like no dairy, only so much meat, you canât eat some veggies or can only eat a certain amount of some, etc.
The last time I was on the diet they failed to get me set up for a scan on time so In total I had to wait over a month. Itâs emotionally taxing, physically taxing. It feels like you slowly get weaker and weaker, it becomes harder to move, you lose more and more appetite because the food is gross and you get sick of consuming the same thing over and over again.
So Sally really really didnât know what she was talking about lol.
I think i heard pink Himalayan salt is often iodine free but that would be something to verify on your own if you're interested
If you are a woman, you know how awful a pair of blood-soaked panties can be-well played, worker lady, well played.
i dont know, i dont want to, dont tell me
"AND WHAT DO WE HAVE HERE? A JAPANESE FLA- WHAT THE LITERAL BLOODY HELL!"
The better thing would have been to put clean panties in there (as well as a couple products), file complaints about them grabbing your panties with their bare hands, then when the river flows dirty a different pair and remove 1 product "oh i keep a spare just incase and forgot to take those out yesterday" then file another complaint about fondling pantues barehanded. That away each wrongful "random" is legally documented, and they sound like total creeps fondling your panties once a week
That final story should have ended in instant termination because of bringing hazardous or biological materials into a work place in my country that would end horribly for the person who did it
@@elbrados they can claim they had to change them that morning, periods can strike catching you off guard and you canât do anything but change, plug, and move on.
Okay I only listened to the first story so far, but as someone who medically had to be on a low sodium diet before (2000mg a day if anybody asks), I was already laughing just from the title cause that diet is terrible.
low sodium is 1500mg , 2000 is what everyone should be limited to lol so you were just on a normal sodium diet. honestly its not that bad once you go a week not adding salt to your food bcz it naturally has salt and oh my body loved it no more swelling in my knees and my arthritis wasn't as bad i lost weight i could breathe easier it was awesome but i couldn't have my cheese and i failed bcz dammit i love cheese and you cant get low sodium cheese by mail and they dont sell it where i live lol so im eating too much salt and must go back on it soon!
There is such a thing as a no salt diet. For people with certain medical conditions.
I donât think itâs meant to be for life, thought, just for short periods of time to get medical conditions under control.
You can make amazing food with low sodium diets, you don't need much salt (you still need salt just not as much) using proper seasoning and very small amounts of salt can make some of the best meals c:
Weirdly enough, almost every culture around the world consumes about a third more salt than what the fda recommends, regardless of their diet. Methinks this is a false campaign, same as reducing fat in your diet, to point the finger away from the real culprit of heart disease and obesity: the sugar industry.
@@FearMyLadyBits Or, y'know, salt and sugar are both bad and often affect entirely separate parts of the body, and need to be considered separately as such.
I should know, given both of my parents are diabetic. Mom's obese, but my dad has to stay away from salt more than sugar due to blood pressure concerns, among other things. He's actually in more danger than she is based on diet alone.
A student in my high school died in a car crash while not wearing his seatbelt. The school held a seatbelt safety awareness program in his honor.
Electrolytes are a fancy way of saying salt, and when sports drinks taste like the advertised flavor, you NEED the salt.
Welp. Today I learned. I thought it was something else. XD
Itâs not just salt, itâs other minerals that are vital for your body to function. Sodium, magnesium, potassium, and calcium are all electrolytes and are how pretty much all of your muscles function, including the cells that make your heart beat. Also note that when people are dehydrated theyâve likely lost a ton of electrolytes, cut the sports drinks with water. You donât need all the electrolytes that are packed into drinking it straight. You can do half water and thatâs plenty of electrolytes.
@@Ligierthegreensun these are usually put in food or water in form of salts tho
@@ifuckedurmom True but most people donât think of salts in terms of the way chemistry labels salts and they think itâs just sodium chloride.
Well, electrolytes are more than just sodium. Potassium is actually the main electrolyte in sports drinks.
I wonder what the dadâs defense for not putting on his seatbelt on an airplane would be?
I would have told the Dad , as your not the one who'll get the ticket, what I says goods, I'm not going to endater my licenice for your misinformation
"tHeRe Is No WiNdShiELd"
@@geraldgrenier8132 in my state each adult is responsible for their own seatbelt. So if they were pulled over, it would be the passenger receiving the ticket.
Oh, you don't really need a seatbelt in a plane to survive an accident. It's there so they can find your body.
@@saxor96 I would imagine the seat belt is more to keep you strapped down during turbulence, so you don't fly up and break your neck on the ceiling, like at least one flight attendant has had happen. Or when a jumbo jet crash landed at SFO a few years back (came in too low, clipped the seawall), and two teenage girls not strapped down flew out the hole where the tail had been.
My dad, even after flipping over his truck trying to avoid a deer and a couple of fines for not wearing his seatbelt, STILL refuses to wear one if he can get away with it. I make sure he wears it when he rides with me, but also he doesn't want to hear the beeping sound when the sensor in the seat goes off because he's not wearing it.
yeah that sound is a great training device but it sucks if you have a heavy bag besides you when you drive alone. buckle up baggie.
I have to wonder if there's any overlap between people refusing to wear a seatbelt, and people who won't shut the bathroom door/stall while it's in use. Like, what leads a person to repeatedly do something so pointlessly risky when it's nigh inevitable that it'll come back to bite them before long?
These are my shower thoughts.
I sometimes dont wear belt ... Yes, its bad. I let the beeping sound go on for the entire trip home while listening to music.
Opâs in laws who didnât want to wear the seat belts made me really mad. My grandma lived through the times wear seatbelts rules werenât as strict, and occasionally never wore her seatbelt even when the rules were changed. When I was 10, she got into a car crash after taking a sharp turn on an icy rodeâŠ. She died that night⊠She might have survived if she had worn her seatbeltâŠ. I really miss her⊠So the fact that these people have the audacity to think that theyâll be safe and wonât harm anyone, really makes me question what logical hoops theyâre having to jump through.
Please accept my deepest condolences.
Karen: "Well, you better call me a taxi."
OP: *Actually does so*
Karen: "You weren't supposed to do that."
For the entire "no salt" story I was just thinking about ChubbyEmu... "She was suffering from hyponatremia. Hypo- meaning low. Natre- meaning sodium or more formally natrium as denoted by its symbol on the periodic table. And -emia, meaning presence in blood. Low sodium presence in blood." Aaaaand then you added your own note about how muscles do indeed require sodium and I laughed :D
I once got basically fired for getting dehydrated on a Construction job, they said I need to get blood work done to see why I got dehydrated, my dad on the other hand was extremely adamant with his opinion that I was eating too much salt and thats why I got dehydrated. He threw away all my salt-filled food and made sure I stopped eating salt for a week until I got my blood drawn. The blood test results showed that I was dangerously low on sodium in my blood when I got dehydrated, let alone the what the week without salt did to me...
You can't absorb water without salt or electrolytes cos osmotic pressure. And the body can't make piss without putting salt in it too
There's a reason rehydration drinks are salty, and why if you're hospitalised hhey give you a saline IV
Him taking away all your salt could actually kill you btw, when marathon runners drop dead of heart attacks it's not dehydration, it's lack of sodium stops their heart beating!
Lol I donât drink enough water most days so I had a doctor literally tell me I needed to eat more salt. Salt actually helps with mild dehydration since it makes you thirsty.
eating more salt actually helps you retain water. the body knows it has more salt, so it holds onto more water to keep your electrolyte levels stable in your blood
Sometimes these stories don't have an ending. I mean, yeah, if they left a job before hearing what happened to some manager, then no ending there makes sense. But the hotel person who left the Karen on the roof? What happened next? I'm sure Karen didn't stay up there... what happened when she came down and, I would assume, confronted the hotel personnel?
I wad dying to know what happened next. We need an update đ
The ending is, "... And then everyone cheered!" đ
Rumor has it that shes still up there...
People do realize that people arent just thrown through the windshield in wrecks right?
yeah, like, if you're sitting in a car with other people, your body can and will become a wrecking ball if there's a crash, and you can seriously hurt or even kill someone with your body in a high-speed collision. I remember reading a story about a mother who was driving with her infant, and there was a crash, mother wasn't wearing her seatbelt, and the baby sadly died when the mom went flying into the baby.
That's why pets also need to be secured in the car
Not even just the risk of injury but if someone in the car isnât whereing a seatbelt and the car gets pulled over then driver has to pay around 500$ for the ticket and the driver could lose there license which while weâre on the topic why is the driver punished when some idiot grown ass adult refuses to where a seatbelt why isnât that one punished
Day 1 of reminding that guy to remind rslash that he makes everyone's day better.
Day 1 of telling you to shut up. Also his name is jeff foo.
@@paul_warner day 1 of asking you to keep this up if he keeps this up.
@@myautobiographyafanfic1413 Day 1 of asking you to keep it up if they keep it up
The dirty panties story reminds me of an experience I had about 25 years ago, with an assistant manager. Let me just say, she never searched me again after getting acquainted with my dirty jockstrap.
The question is not: could you survive on a sodium-free diet, but: is a sodium-free diet even possible?
_Everything_ contains sodium, drinking water (bottled or tap), every type of food you can imagine (plant or animal). Basically all of nature relies on sodium for certain processes, e.g. it's needed to maintain the osmotic pressure(s) of cells - and every organism has those.
I thont thé same that salt is everyhere
Sorry for my english im french
Most people are stupid
Same with sugar. It's not a bad idea to wanting cut both salt and sugar down but living a life without it is impossible and even if you found a way, you are not going to live a healthy life.
Most food has some natural sodium in it
Sodium is vital for life, why we can taste it and it makes everything taste better. Some animals even seek out salt licks as a sodium supplement too
You can do no ADDED sodium sure, but a wholey sodium free diet weuld need to be completely artificial, would taste like crap (actually crap would taste better and has sodium), and it would kill you cos you need sodium for your heart to beat!
When marathon runners drop dead of heart attacks right after the race, it's low sodium
@@agentferno286 Vous parlez bien anglais, mais voici de l'aide đ
"I thought the same, that salt is everywhere"
Ita always good to start your day off w a lil malicious compliance
Na the best is "am I the asshole?"
I mean if weâre being real here the best is Tree Law đ
@@Bloo274 FACTSSS đđ
@@hair4022 I love the NuclearRevenge stories the best.
@@Asapps same. Its awesome to see amazing revenge go to someone who deserves it
The malicious compliance in that last story was bloody brilliant.
đđœ NICE!
I am not a paramedic nor any kind of Healthcare professional but I am extensively trained in first aid. I was first on a scene of a car crash. I was rendering first aid to a man still buckled into the front passenger seat and had died while I was assisting him. Come to find out from the paramedics that arrived shortly after me that the man died because the woman in the backseat was not buckled and she "torpedoed" forward and caused the injuries that killed the man. When I was attempting first aid on the man she was still in the backseat crying and stating she was injured.
When I was taking drivers Ed, my teacher showed us a picture of one of her former students who was driving her car and had a head on collision with a drunk driver. On the picture, you could see her face was bruised and cut, she had a black eye, and her arm was in a cast. In a letter she wrote, â all of these injuries were minimized by her seatbelt. If it hadnât been for that, Iâd be dead.â People, buckle up! If not for you, for someone else.
We saw a video PSA where some teens were in a crash and the only unrestrained kid in the back hit his head on everyone else's, the window, the ceiling, basically everything. I know it was exaggerated, but still
@@sarahkinsey5434 I remember seeing that video when I had to take driver's ed. Killed everyone in the car too. They said it was to show us the importance of wearing your seat belt and how just one person who didn't buckle up could kill everyone.
Edit: this is the one they showed us czcams.com/video/epTdI-9V6Jk/video.html
As someone who has to take salt tablets Sally is insane salt is a necessity
As a chef, the salt-free story warms my heart
The seatbelt one hit me hard. When I was a child. I was nearly thrown through a windshield with my friend because we didn't have ours on. My friend got a serious concussion and had to spend months in the hospital before recovering enough to go home. From that day forth anyone who rides with me either puts on their seatbelt or walks. No exceptions. I've had so many people get grumpy at me about it and I will literally just sit there until they do. I have had stubborn friends and family members take nearly an hour of sitting before finally relenting and buckling in.
I like how OP pulls out her book and starts to read. Signalling she's got all the time in the world to wait for them to comply.
I hear you. When I was 4 I was sitting in my momâs lap in the front seat (yeah, I know. It was the 80s). We were in a low speed accident on an icy road. I hit the windshield, but wasnât seriously hurt. It freaked my mom out so much no one ever rode without a seatbelt in my family ever again.
I'm like that too. And I'm the same about car seats for little kids and babies. I've literally told every single one of my family members "No carseat, no ride. Period." I hate hearing stories about little kids and babies getting seriously injured or killed because of parents who think "It's okay, I'm a safe driver" or "It's okay, I trust your driving" and then just drive around without a carseat.
I'm like that with seatbelts too. "No belt, no ride. Period." I absolutely REFUSE to even put the car into gear without everyone being buckled in safely, and if they take the belt off halfway through the ride? I absolutely WILL pull over and stop until the belt is back on and they're buckled in safely.
When I was younger my classmate was like- "Cher (we like calling our teachers 'cher' here), why do we like salt?" and our teacher told us we needed salt to live and blah blah blah so when Sally said "salt free diet" I was like- wtf
Fun fact, for a while my dad had to go iodine free due to thyroid cancer treatment. but since iodine is added to salt a lot, he pretty much had to go salt free except for salt labeled SPECIFICALLY iodine free.
That's quite easy. Kosher salt (VERY common) is iodine free.
sea salt usually doesn't have iodine
added bonus is you get to play around with the grinder
idk if u can get it in your country but saxa makes uniodised salt, hope your dad is better!
I drive around my little brother and cousins a lot and when I know they're lying about being buckled up, i hit the break really hard out of nowhere and when I hear them get jostled i say "where's your seatbelt?" And then they put it on without protest.
Note: i only do this while we're still on very quiet residential streets so no one is around us and I'm going under 20. This is usually right before we get to the actual busy roads.
"The No Salt Story" - My sister is vegan [[no animal products]], or rather, she was... She attempted it, and everything SEEMED to be going well, but within a few weeks she was low energy and by the end of the month she was barely able to get around. A nurse saw her condition and gave her a fish, I don't know the breed, but after eating it she felt better immediately. However, two days later she was low energy again. I love my sister, and there see nothing wrong with a vegan diet, but she has a condition where she absolutely NEEDS the extra cholesterol. Her levels will drop dangerously low without it. Now she tries to stay vegan, steering away from red meat but eats fish and chicken.
Five year vegan here: If she was eating a nutrient dense vegan diet and still having those problems, yeah, no more veganism for her.
It might be better to be pescatarian rather than vegan pr vegetarian
Pescatarian for the win!
I admire people who restrict their diets for health/moral reasons however we also need to recognize the other side of the coin with people unable to enforce dietary restrictions.
Honestly more people should try piscatarianism it's actually not too bad of a diet if you want to go low meat and little to no dairy or animal products besides fish.
Your sister had no idea how to be vegan and was clearly avoiding foods that were essential
Karen: call me a taxi
OP: *calls a taxi*
Karen: No! This isnât how youâre suppose to play the game!
Legend has it that you can still hear a Karen-esque screech from the roof saying "Now!"
About 4 years ago I was in the car with my mom and little sister when the ball joint snapped and we flipped going 70mph. None of us would have survived the accident if we werenât wearing seatbelts.
Please donât fight over this, your comfort is not worth the risk of losing your life.
I have to cook for my grandma and can't cook with salt,I cook everything from scratch to make sure. Her doctor has her on potassium and sodium to control the amount she gets. Congestive heart failure and other health issues are the reason... I highly doubt Sally has any of those issues đ
Lmao Sally doesnât realize that you *need* salt to survive.
Edit: Continued watching, Rslash said it in the video. Lmao
Yeah
Yeah but it is not correct, fish and other food should have salt in them, so as long as you don't remove it there should be a little bit salt. But I don't know if it is enough or healthy
We need _sodium_. There are sodium in other things than just salt. You have to remember that salt used to be super expensive and almost impossible to afford for anyone not rich. Since people still survived, they had other sources of sodium. Egg, for example.
I think itâs a zero *added* salt, not no salt.
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That CAN'T be the end of the story! Whether she stayed on the roof or left in either embarrassment or rage, that just can't be the end of the story.
If someone refuses to wear their seatbelt, just floor the car and brake hard.
That way, theyâll get a slight taste of a car accident and you get a nice taste of âI told you soâ
That procedure used to work great. Now, with the new braking systems installed in vehicles it doesn't work as effectively.
@@Fireguy97 still works great on mine from 2008, hopefully yâall with newer models can find an alternative method lmaoo
Ooh! Like that one scene in "The Office".
The seatbelt story of the parents, i would have asked them to buckle up, if they wouldn't, i'd ask why, if they'd tell me that backseat seatbelts are pointless, i'd say ok, start driving, get to around 10kmph or so and slammed the brakes so they'd fly directly into the front seats. Then i'd tell them to put their seatbelts on again.
"Relax. It is fine. Who the hell needs Seat Belts".
I'm sorry, did you say you wanted to walk home?
*O.O* *Puts seat belt on*
*nod* Wise choice mate. You can act like an idjit all you want in your own car. But in MY Car, either you play by MY rules, or you can hike it.
My mom, due to blood pressure issues, has to have the least amount of salt as possible. She can have some, but too much, and her blood pressure gets BAD and she gets really sick. :(
Weirdly enough, in Ohio, only the front seat passengers are required to wear seat belts.
That said, I always wear my seatbelt and I make everyone in my car wear one.
In my state everyone in the vehicle has to be wearing a seatbelt. If someone isnât wearing one, the driver can get a ticket for it even if the person not wearing it is in the back seat and is an adult.
So I just tell anyone in my car that theyâre not worth getting pulled over and getting a ticket for. That theyâre not worth the increase in my car insurance premiums.
It also helps that my kid and his cousins are adamant about people wearing seatbelts. So if grandma and grandpa are sitting in the back of the van with them, the kids will tattle on them real quick and tell them to put on their seatbelts. And how can grandma say no to a 7-year-old thatâs saying âwe donât want you to die, grandma! You need to wear your seatbelt. Here, let me help you with it so you can be safe.â
My car, my rules! Everyone must wear a seatbelt when they are a passenger in my car. It's non negotiable with me. If they refuse, they can get an Uber, get a taxi, or take the bus, or walk!
What they shouldâve said is âbelieve it or not I like my spine the way it isâ
I loved the story about the salt. I had a grin on my face the whole time
I know someone who did not wear a seat belt in the back of the car. The car crashed, he was flung straight out of the side window, and hit his head against a tree. He barely survived and he is now in a wheelchair. And they weren't even driving on a highway or something, that would have made it way worse.
If someone refused to wear a seatbelt in the back, I would just drive. Then when on a long road with no cars behind me (Lots of moments like that for me), I would just stop the car as hard as I could.
They'd complain, I would say "There was a squirrel crossing the road", then explain that "If you didn't like how that felt, imagine what it would be like in a f**king crash. THAT'S why you need a seat belt!"
Maybe that would get it through their thick skulls.
That wouldn't be the only thing going through their thick skulls...
Good for you! That is one way to get through to some idiots!
Could probably sue the last company by proving it was practically a mathematical impossibility to be randomly picked for a search so many times in a row and that they were just singling her out.
Sally is definitely the type of person to self diagnose herself.
Re: sodium and muscles
It's also needed for the brain. Generally anything the body does with electrical impulses (muscle contractions, neurons firing) involves sodium/potassium pumps. Basically, the body uses an anitporter to push the sodium and potassium to different sides of the cell membrane, and at different ratios. Since it doesn't pump at a 1:1 ratio but 3:2, there's an electrical potential generated. The cell can then open the floodgates to reset this electrical potential.
Boom. The muscle contracts or the neuron fires.
DISCLAIMER:
This is from memory a decade ago with a couple brief spot checks on Wikipedia.
Maybe that's why some people are stupid
How's Lilly. Hope she's doing fine.
Asking the real questions
The Salty Sally story had me roaring! Certain medications require you to USE more salt. Epileptic meds especially. In people with no issues, a no salt diet is deadly. Your heart truly needs it. One word for mental Sally: ELECTROLYTES! I love that host.
In New Zealand, the entitled people that tried refusing wearing seatbelts would be fined NZ$150 for not wearing their seatbelt if a cop caught them without one on . People over 15 are responsible for their own fine.
F those kinds of people who say 'I dOn'T dO sEaTbElTs'...let's see how you feel about that when you go head first through the windshield after a crash, or take someone else out on your way there!
Also near impossible to have a zero salt diet. Almost everything we eat has enough salt without adding any extra.
hats off to second OP pretty sure most countries have the driver on the hook if their passengers aren't strapped in
I don't understand why a person would maintain a relationship with someone like Sally for any amount of time.
I have literally never been this early before...
Same video literally says no views
same mine says 15 views with 49 likes
Mine says 69 views and 88 likes
Same though
Welcome to the club. I'm late today but you just entered the R/Slash hall-o-faim.
The comments when vid is uploaded 1 min ago: E A R L Y
The salt free diet is like my dad.his doctor said no salt. But he is allowed to have a maximum amounts of sodium a day. But no extra salt on anything. He gets his sodium from normal foods.
Why the hell would OP continue to invite Sally to functions? Even if the extended friends include her, many of us would not.
Yay, new episode!
Anyone who has taken driver's ed in the last 20 years should well be aware that ALL passengers should wear seatbelts, it not only about preventing people from flying out of windshields.
that last one is a health and safety violation
That last story was hardcore and I aspire to be that petty đ€Ł
My grandmother is on a low sodium diet and even she can't go with out the god seasoning that is salt
Putting your period-stained drawers in a bag for revenge is a power move.
S.N.: Judging by past uploads, I predict the next video will be another MalCom video, followed by two AITA videos.
2:36 next time they refuse. Go on a small stretch of road, speed up fast and slam on your brakes. See how much he enjoys the taste of the drivers seat headrest lol
For those that don't know, aside from normal foods tasting like crap, if you don't put salt in baked goods they taste AWFUL!
Hey bestie didnât sleep at all so I hope this vid helps somehow
i was spamming f5 waiting for the upload lol
The story about the salt-free diet is like the fairy tale "The Salt Princess". It is a good fairy tale.
Second story: A human since the stone age can't eat something without salt
For the first story: what kind of car has a seatbelt warning for the back seats? Iâve never seen or heard of that. All the cars Iâm familiar only have warnings for the front seatbelts. Have I been living under a rock?? (Edit: I still think the Karen was, in fact, a KarenâŠthe seatbelt warning for the back seats just stood out to me bc I was literally talking just yesterday about how I thought it odd that cars DONâT give warnings for back seat seatbelts when thatâs where kids sit)
The Penny's are funny. The dirty pants are... đ€ą I can't imagine how much I'd have to hate them to do this...
That first one has some choosing beggars energy.
The husband didn't know what he was stepping into, in that first story. Haha
If youâre reading this that means you didnât watch even 2 minutes of the video and you are part of the early gang
well shit why you gonna call me out
@@DepressedSlavicPepe I never said there was anything wrong with that
Honestly, I was kinda hoping the hotel op would've gave more info on roof karen's reaction.
Salt story: a little salt is actually good for you. Going overboard is where the issues occur.
LMAO! Menstruation blood gets super FUNKY! Fantastic malicious compliance revenge đđ
The salt story... made me CACKLE omg. My mother has a bunch of dietary restrictions that essentially mean she eats almost nothing but veggies and the occasional bit of seafood, all of which she prepares herself. She doesn't really like salty foods or include salt in the dishes she makes, so most of her sodium intake comes from the rare occasions on which she eats at restaurants. You won't ever get a doctor telling you to eat zero sodium, because my mother sometimes gets close by accident, and her doctors are always warning her to eat more salt. Every few months I'll find her in the kitchen morosely shaking some salt over her broccoli-leek stew or something.
Good customer service doesn't mean you sit there and abused the person serving the customer.
As someone who flew out of a car window during an accident, please buckle your seatbelts.
The DVLA in the UK did a commercial about seatbelts in the back. It's called "Julie knew her killer", it's short and to the point. And ensures EVERYBODY wears a seatbelt in my car
Is that the one about the son in the backseat killing his mother and then sitting back down? That was pretty powerful imo
The last story was the BEST! Excellent idea, OP.
Zero Salt Sally reminds me of my brother's wife. I once made her a cup of tea and she went "did you put sugar in this?" I said "yeah, was I not meant to?" she then looked at the other people in the room and just went "he sugared my tea! he sugared my tea..." then my brother had to explain to me that she's cutting sugar out of her diet so she doesn't have sugar in her tea...
I had just watched her eat basically an entire box of sugary chocolate by herself, had a high-sugar energy drink, had three donuts covered in sugar, and had a bag of more sugary candy as well...
Third Party Reservations: I was SOOO waiting for the maintenance door to lock behind OP and lock Karen on the roof.
I wonder of Sally realizes that salt makes food taste so good that civilizations actually fought over salt