r/Maliciouscompliance I Got $45,000 For Reporting My Boss To The Feds!
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- Äas pĆidĂĄn 11. 07. 2024
- r/Maliciouscompliance In today's episode, OP works for a boss who thinks that he can get away with stealing software and using trial versions of programs illegally. When the bossman tries to screw over OP, OP retaliates by turning his boss over to the authorities. The boss ends up paying a $1,000,000 fine, and OP is rewarded with a $45,000 payout. Thanks for the severance package, boss!
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I just realized that this is r/slash's first Father's Day
Omg true
LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Yessss happy father's day, rslash
Yes happy fathers day!
Happy Father's Day all
OF COURSE THEY'RE JUST LOOKING TO MAKE MORE MONEY. Thats what this is, its not my company, I'm not a shareholder. You hired me to do something for X amount of hours in exchange for a certain amount of money. Thats all this is, nothing more, nothing less. We're not a family, and I don't owe you any "loyalty" beyond performing the core functions of my job.
I always hate when companies try that PR bs. You can say we're a family all you want and how you 'care' about your family and treat them well, but it's not true. We are hired workers doing a job for you for money. You do not care about us, and we know it, and we do not care about you either. We are just here for a paycheck. If we didn't need money, we wouldn't be here. The owner of the company I work for also keeps saying we're an upside-down pyramid, with him on the bottom and us lowest level employees on the top, since we're so important, the company wouldn't run without us. And how if we all got sick and died, they wouldn't be able to function. But that's only lumping us as a group. They don't care about the individual. If I got sick and died, I'd be replaced within the week, and they'd probably only have a brief mention of my passing, then work as usual. That doesn't really scream family to me.
If they want employee loyalty, they have to earn it. And you do that with little things called perks and paychecks.
@@MercuryA2000 my first ever job did a decent job. The pay wasn't great which is why I left. But the fact the owners of the company would do the grunt work too, was fantastic. All of the bosses (hey that was me) would hop down if needed.
But unfortunately, they acted like paying a kid who has bills, and lives almost 30 minutes away (long story) about 15 an hour in the wonderful state of Colorado was a good idea. Changed jobs, but at least they offered me a position back if needed, which was nice.
Money is everything in our current economy. I dont care about luxury items, but when I cant afford to eat a healthy amount. Just so I can make it to work, that's the issue
Asking for Knight like loyalty from a Mercenary.
On that note. I think companies should always contribute their employees on the companies winnings not just salaries.
And i don't mean only bonuses for managers
When a former boss calls you up making the accusation "Did you report me?" counter with "Am I the only person you screwed over in the last 2 years?" That ought to shut him up.
They could just lie by saying yes and continue pushing the question.
"The IT person knew where the bodies were buried."
...is this going back to all those times RSlash says to never mess with your IT people?
czcams.com/video/_pxhh1NFRTQ/video.html
Always
It's very true though. A disgruntled IT person is much more dangerous than an hacker, if they turn to the dark side that is.
I was shocked he didn't say it this time
XD
Boss: "I'm not accusing you!"
Also Boss: "*Yells at OP, doesn't listen, and continues accusing OP anyway*
Boss when a second report is filed: D:
Ok
Man, that plane story reminded me of what I did to my friend in highschool. She was going on a senior trip to France and wanted to borrow some movies from me to watch on the flight. I gave her the first Final Destination movie.
You absolute curr, I love it
"Stop acting like the Victim, you are NOT the Victim!!"
Not the Victim you say? Do you have any evidence to prove that I AM indeed the one to report you?
"..............."
*nod* My thought exactly. Listen mate, If I am acting as the Victim. It's because I AM the Victim. But fine, if this is the hill you want to die on. Then I suppose you wouldn't mind reporting you to the Police AND the IRS.
"O.O"
I legitimately love this comment, it's essentially, TLDR-
Regarding the first story: OP is lucky.
The company I used to be in had a mandatory 2 months notice, which were bound to my monthly salary:
If I left after the two months, they would pay me my regular net salary;
If I wanted to leave early, per contract I would be obliged to pay them two gross monthly salaries (roughly 35% larger than the net ones) if I wanted to leave within the first month or one if I wanted to leave within the second.
Also, I had to work well within these two months to avoid penalties. We would also be entitled to a bonus if our KPIs looked good, but these bonuses would be taken away during the resignation period, because "you have to be a regular worker to qualify for a bonus".
The money was not bad (roughly $800 a month net salary), but I hated the company because of its toxic management.
My company's similar. We must give them a one month notice. If we leave earlier we have to pay then a one month salary too. I am already thinking of leaving, the jobs sucks.
oof
People treating the flight crew like waiters and waitresses really annoy me. They're there to keep you safe and comfortable and help you in an emergency, not to serve you and your every whim like a slave. They deserve just as much respect as the pilots.
Perhaps even more. They have to walk around even during turbulences, clean up spilled drinks or vomit, calm down people who are afraid of flying, etc. 80% of a pilot's job is just to monitor the flight so the autopilot doesn't screw up.
@@BirgitProfessional 1000% agree!
@@iastan Well, waiters and waitresses don't do that anyways on serving at a whim. They got other people to go to. There are surprisingly a lot of similarities to waiters and waitresses to the flight crew, but not the pilots. They got to keep flying the plane so we don't all crash.
I once had a flight attendant give me water early cause I had a massive migraine and they even gave me extra water later. They truly are underappreciated!
Happy Fatherâs Day to all fathers
Happy Fathers day
Damn I didnât know my countries Fatherâs Day is still months away
@@AgitatedFarminghub damn?
@@AgitatedFarminghub When is yours?
Happy Fatherâs Day!
âgetting paid to read reddit all day sounds like a dream job, sign me up!â
uhhh. . . whoâs gonna tell em?
There was an "Oh, wait... ;)" shortly after that, tbf.
The moment that you said "Airport '77" I busted out laughing. :-D
"Snakes On A Plane" is likely the reason Classy Flight Attendant was banned from ever selecting the in-flight movie again.
"just looking to make more money."
How dare people only work for money and not just for the sake of the company!
Yeah, don't these plebes know it's the company's job to make money? And it's the workers' privilege to give freely of their time and effort to the company. Ingrates!
Since rslash forgot, allow me:
*ahem* "Never mess with the IT guy"
Allow*
A 2 month notice is insane⊠thatâs a very long period of time and a lot can happen. 2 week notice is normal here in the US
In Switzerland it goes to 3 months.
Depending on the fault you can have immediate termination or depending on you job having the 3 months at home paid.
Ch website
Periods of notice
Make sure that the period of notice agreed in the employment contract was observed. If there is no written employment contract and no collective employment agreement, the period of notice is regulated by the Code of Obligations (CO). It comprises:
7 calendar days during the trial period (as of the end of any day)
1 month during the first year of service (as of the end of a given month)
2 months from the 2nd to the 9th year of service (as of the end of a given month)
3 months from the 10th year of service (as of the end of a given month)
Fixed term employment contracts end on a fixed date. It is not possible to terminate a fixed-term employment contract before the stated date, unless the contract provides for an early termination or good cause exists.
Employers must guarantee employees protection from termination for the duration of military, civilian or civil defence service, and in the event of illness, accident or pregnancy. Employees can still give notice during this time.
The Airplane movie has a scene where they show a segment of the in-flight movie and itâs of an airplane crashing on the tarmac and exploding.
Damn
Do people just not think their evasion or fraud will come to bite them in the ass? Especially from the IRS.
When is everyone going to learn to not mess with the IT person.
As long as there are Karens, never
Unless you want to get dragged into the sewer
The first story kind of reminded me of a story I heard a while ago about a man who outsourced all his work to guys in India for like 1/4 of what the company was paying him and he just sat browsing reddit all day and he was doing it for and it took them months to even realise because the guys he hired were doing such a great job making the software I can't remember what it was that he did for them to find out lol but he ended up getting fired for it
one time he forgot to remove their names from the project before handing it in - thats how they caught him AFTER 2 YEARS!
I love joy in Rslash's voice when he shares his stories about freeing himself from a shitty jib
You know, its very likely they are fake right? Every few videos he has another personal story.....kinda sus.....
Years ago a friend of mine was going to watch a movie at the cinema
He sat down in the main area for a bit then he heard screaming and crying so he looked to see a bunch of crying children and very angry adults
Some of which just started berating the first employee they came across
He found out that they were all there to see a animated movie (he thinks it was G-Force) but what actually started playing was a Saw movie
Oh wow, that's bad
The boss that wanted loyalty without giving a raise pisses me off. Loyalty works both ways. How can they expect loyalty if they keep letting their employees down?!
Why does it feel like companies are becoming more and more like choosing beggars
Good morning R/Slash. Happy Fatherâs Day. đ
At least she didn't choose "Alive". You know, the one where the plane crashed in the snowy mountains and some of the surviving passenger had to EAT the others to continue surviving. LOL
I thought this too, are we just evil? đđ
Airplane disaster movies should be mandatory in-flight entertainment...
Donât know if other airlines do this. But if you pick âairplaneâ as a movie on a Qantas flight, you get a message pop up asking you WTH youâre thinking đ (not exact words obviously but itâs a bit cheeky)
13:59 I once watched "We are Marshall" on a plane. Great movie, but I was always confused about why they thought it was a good idea to show a movie that literally starts with a horrific plane crash... on a plane.
We watched that movie in high school (watching it either in the gym or the school theatre in shifts) a day before we were set to go home for break. The trip seniors could go on that year (if you paid out the nose)? A flight overseas.
The $45,000 story is why you never mess with the IT guy, and if you are going to mess with the IT guy, make sure he/she doesnât have information that could get you into massive trouble.
"now I make more money than he does, HAH!" That is gold đ
Yeah but I think what he meant to say was "[pointing] HAH ha!"
I mean, If you don't have the money for maya, just use blender
NO! DONT BLEND MAYA!
âIâm a pro CZcamsr now and I make more money than him, HAâ
Sweet sweet Karma đ
For that last story...why is Airport 77 even an option? I feel like if it's an official option to choose...and they take action against her...she has a case against the company, no???
Also, Happiest of day to all the Fathers out there!
It gets worse. Iâve never seen this movie, but I know it involves hijacking. The plane that crashed into the Pentagon was flight 77.
I work 16 hour shifts on Saturday and Sunday in a hospital, but because I'm a CNA in Radiology I'm on CZcams or my switch almost all day! đ
My dog woke me up at 3am this morning. Iâve been awake looking forward to this video for the past few hours. Thanks for making this day a bit better!
Gotta love when the dogs wake you up.
My cat woke me around 4am, we coulda had a zoom breakfast together lol
The IT guy quitting to become a farmer is probably the most IT thing I've ever heard
When I was at University, for animation, back in the early 2000's. We were given a version of Flash (RIP) to do our coursework. It wasn't fully licensed, it was a student version only, but it was given to us to do our work. We had to sign a form for document that we had received the student copy of Flash and had to delete the program once we left university. We were told this was a legal issue and it we didn't comply both us and the university could be heavily fined (something like ÂŁ10k+ each).
Guys please! We need to get rSlash to 2M!!! Heâs been stuck at 1.95M for sooo long!
The airline stewardess was kinda acting like the plane's IT person. By picking what movie everyone watched, she was acting as the head of IT. That is simply example #542466887654 of why you never screw with your IT person.
Or she was an entitled Karen who just wanted those customers to stop bothering her while she is working so I showed kids and first time fliers a horror movie to get then to be quiet. Tee hee nothing like not doing your job and creating phobias because people might bother you.
It could've been worse; she could have put on 'Alive'; a movie where survivors of a plane are forced into cannibalism.
@@smokingirishman7820 Or maybe because she was tired after those back to back flights without downtime in between that you're supposed to have.
I love the joke about the Snakes on a Plane after the last story
6:17
Oh my God, I love that little sound!
That laugh at 6:19 almost made me spit out my breakfast! It was such a petty nah nah moment and it made me so happy.
Airport 77 is by far the best malicious compliance story I've "viewed" so far!đ€Łđ€Łđ€Łđ€Ł
Itâs good to go to sleep with the new r slash vid gn yâall
rSlash's Boss: Yeah you can have a raise but later.
Couple days go bye but know raise.
rSlash: So I'm gonna do what's called a pro CZcams move
Fun fact for anyone who doesn't know: CAD & similar BIM programs typically cost about $1.5k to $3.5k depending on what bundle you buy â„ The student version though? FREE for 3 years. So yeah, you're essentially stealing a few thousand dollars per station if you pirate it as a business.
"snakes on a plane". pure gold.
I thought at first that the movie was going to be Snakes on a Plane! LOL đ đ€Ł
Actually, I watched Snakes on a Plane while on a return flight from the UK back to the US. Several other passengers saw it and wanted the DVD. Too bad it was on the hard drive, not a DVD.
Happy Fatherâs Day R/slashđ«
Iâve slowly been getting my dad into Reddit and podcasts with your vids and he seems to be liking it!
You need to put in the Nelson Muntz âha haâ when talking about making more than your old boss! Happy fathers day!
It's cool that when you post a video 18 minutes ago, already 4K have seen it.
one of my old bosses offered a higher position but, more work and responsibility ... without the pay, i genuine just stared at him for full 30sec thinking if i should just laugh in his face or what.
Mental note to self, do NOT fly on airliners based out of South America đ the regs are there for bloody good reason
I worked on fast craft ferries in UK so they have to adhere to MCA regs. One sailing came up short for crew to fill the Muster and that was even after pulling from the terminal staff. The shore officer in charge of the companies operations in that port nabbed me as I was coming off of a long shift and tried to have me put back on the Muster for one more round trip under a different name as I was out of hours. Not only that if I'd sailed by the time we get back in and I get home (fast craft so no crew cabins on ship) I'd maybe get 2hrs sleep before having to head back in. The bridge crew caught wind of it and before I could even tell the shore officer where to shove it, the Cpt shut the ships engines down and came down to tear strips off of the shore officer. Cpt ordered me off the ship and they sat there another half hour waiting for someone else to arrive to fill the Muster.
Shore officer took this "attack on his authority" to his boss, chief of UK operations...and learned 2 things. 1: basically bragging about trying to flout MCA regs and opening the company up to have their operation licences and Ships registries pulled as well as crippling fines, not so good for continued employment. 2: It's the Captains ship! What they say is final. Even the companies owners can be over ruled by the lowly captain when it comes to the ships operation đ
once again, do NOT mess with IT.
It's just not worth it.
Lol I guessed the in-flight movie would be Final Destination, but thatâs an even better choice đ
Can't expect an employee to be loyal to the company if the company isn't loyal to him
Happy Father's Day new dad! Thank you for the video
Snacks on the Plane would have been glorious. The uppity passengers would not only be furious but gets to hear Samuel L Jackson curse đ€Ź like a sailor.đ€Łđ€Łđ€Łđ€Ł
Happy Father's Day to Rslash and all the other dads.
Final Destination would also be a "great" plane film to put on
Thank you for being so consistent rslash. It really makes my day to get an upload from you!
Being paid to sit around and basically be a dork! That's a job I've dreamed about, and OP got to live it for two months! Lucky bastard, you're my hero!
Happy Fatherâs Day to an amazing father. Thank you for putting out amazing videos rslash! I hope you enjoy your first Fatherâs Day!
Manager: Tells someone to do their job
Someone: Does their job
Manager: gets mad about them doing their job, then proceeds to tell them to do their job
"Soooo HA"
-RSLASH 2021
The irony that installing the legitimate software may have cost more than the fine đ
Yeah, Snakes on a Plane - that's the one I thought of also! LOL
Why do people always screw with the IT guy? The person with access to all your systems and all your data generally has an incredible understanding of how your entire company runs, including all the secrets. They should be the LAST person you upset.
The "Ah" was the best đđ
I thought the flight attendant picked Snakes on a plane đ
Shows movie, gets suspended. Gotta love the endless drag of work
Happy Fatherâs Day!!!!!! I can already tell you are and are going to be an amazing dad!
LOL That flight attendant must have seen âAirplaneâ!!!!!
"Sitting down and reading reddit all day is an amazing job"
You don't say 1.83 MILLIONS sub in youtube... happy you love your job keep at it!
Story 3: Immediate red flag is the bull self diagnosis for his inadquecacies.
Happy Father's Day to you rslash and all the wonderful dad's out there!!
Airport '77 is where the first "Karen" was invented.
Hey happy father's day man I've watched your videos almost daily for about 2 years and they've always managed to cheer me up.
after snakes on a plane gets no-no-ed, lets try ants on a plane.
Happy Father's Day rSlash!!
Thanks for giving us so many awesome vids!
Damn didn't expect to get here so early
Was half expecting the flight attendant to play final destination lol
"He quit IT and tried to set up an organic farm" I guess he wanted to do something productive with all that bullshit he was spewing :)
Happy fatherâs day rSlash!
Happy Fatherâs Day rSlash I hope you have a good life
Happy Father's Day rslash! We know you'll do great
Ugh, I just got fired for not having a car.. A couple weeks later i get a call back from them cause they're so understaffed and busy.
"You fired me man, and are you going to give me $2.50 every shift for the bus?"
"We're going to reconsider."
Don't fire people if you're just gonna beg for them to come back in 2 weeks. Super unprofessional.
When you read Airport 77, I cried from laughing. And about getting films mixed up, I once thought I'd watch a good comedy film because I needed it. Cue switching on Apocalypse Now when I thought it was Whoops Apocalypse. lol
Thank you for uppladdning this to spotify. I started listening to this episode now when I got myself to bed like 2 hours after when I should have. And itâs not for anything you think. I was out driving with my mums boyfriend since I donât have my license yet. Well⊠there where gravel in a turn when I already came to fast and my front wheel locked. All my mum could see (she was in a car just after us) was my front wheel hugging the ground but not turning. I hurt my left side FOR THW THIRD TIME THIS WEEKEND! This Friday I feel from the stairs and hurt my hip. Yesterday isk what I did but I hurt myself AGAIN ON THE LEFT AIDW OF MY BODY. And now I have bruises all over my entire left side. I think that a few bruises and âcutsâ on my arm and a arm in pain is really good for a crash at 60-70 km/h.
When op was describing how horrible the movie was, but before the movie was revealed, I thought it was going to be Cats.
Happy first Fatherâs Day Rslash. Hope itâs a great one
This proves once again:
Don't fuck with us.
Don't you ever dare fucking with us.
Your IT Department
Happy Fathers Day R/slash! Thank you for making everyoneâs day better and I hope your day is amazing with your wife and little girl!
Happy fathers day to all of you dads out there and to my awesome dad up there đđ RIP DADDY đđ
Huh there was no "dont f*ck with the IT guy" today :(
To be honest, in the last story I thought Snakes on a Plane was going to be her first pick, lmao!
Happy first father's day R/slash!!!!!! hope you will enjoy it with your wife and your pretty baby
Happy Father's Day r/slash. Thanks for the stories