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  • čas pƙidĂĄn 3. 08. 2024
  • r/Maliciouscompliance In today's episode, OP lives with her narcissistic parents, who try to control her every move. They attempt to punish OP by forcing her to stay in her room. OP happily complies and spends that time working on artwork, which becomes incredibly popular on Patreon. Her Patreon grows and grows, and eventually she starts making $10,000/month! Once her parents learn that she's rolling in cash, they suddenly start singing a different tune with her.
    0:00 Intro
    0:09 The water bottle
    3:41 Breast milk
    4:22 Spend the money
    5:47 Family
    7:59 Vodka
    14:26 Fire academy
    👌 r/Maliciouscompliance Mom: "DON'T DISCIPLINE MY CHILD!" Babysitter: "lol ok" ‱ r/Maliciouscompliance ...
    linktr.ee/rslash
    #reddit #maliciouscompliance #funnyredditposts
    "Sneaky Snitch" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) License: CC By Attribution 3.0

Komentáƙe • 708

  • @DoenSnikduj
    @DoenSnikduj Pƙed 2 lety +1113

    A note for RSlash:
    Fire academy is for firefighters, and typically involves building sets(like movies), where they’ll train clearing a building, putting out fires, etc

    • @haakontherayquaza4046
      @haakontherayquaza4046 Pƙed 2 lety +69

      The Fire Nation from Avatar didn't have a Dresscode, but hey if some Micromanager told me to obey a Dresscode i'd get creative too

    • @chomperms
      @chomperms Pƙed 2 lety +35

      I thought it was for firefighters because for police is police academy

    • @maggierex5675
      @maggierex5675 Pƙed 2 lety +28

      The Academy in the Fire Nation involves burning buildings to the ground

    • @maggierex5675
      @maggierex5675 Pƙed 2 lety +26

      @@haakontherayquaza4046 they actually do have a strict dress code, even down to their top-not in their hair.

    • @SilverBell1999
      @SilverBell1999 Pƙed 2 lety +11

      @@maggierex5675 Yeah they even have school uniforms.

  • @reddiamond6524
    @reddiamond6524 Pƙed 2 lety +375

    "Saying all the times I've been happy are because I was drunk."
    Man...that pretty much shows Op's parrents just expect her to be sad and miserable all the time. Garbage people. >:(

  • @balazsfoldes4700
    @balazsfoldes4700 Pƙed 2 lety +361

    To the vodka story: When OP's mom asked "Is that weed?", OP should have said "Yep, just felt like smoking some. Any problems?". It would probably be the incorrect choice to do so, but rubbing it in that they have no longer any control over OP must be very satisfying...

    • @humancreativity8237
      @humancreativity8237 Pƙed 2 lety +34

      True but she doesn't want to rock the cradle too much since she still needs them for college and that 60k would vanish fast. Use them until she gets her degree move out with the money she's saved up from her writing and cut contact.

    • @SinisterScoundrel6562
      @SinisterScoundrel6562 Pƙed 2 lety +5

      So many abandoned parents these days and 90% of the time, the parents bring it on themselves.

    • @chrislanglois8275
      @chrislanglois8275 Pƙed 2 lety

      @@SinisterScoundrel6562 the other 5% ig is rebelious kids, manipulation or w/e for fault being every1 else, the last 5% is just alot of coincidences/fate/bad luck and misunderstandings. mayb even 80% and 10% each :(

    • @NiennaFan1
      @NiennaFan1 Pƙed 2 lety

      Or “do you want any?”

  • @jessicarichards6796
    @jessicarichards6796 Pƙed 2 lety +1331

    Good for that young woman earning money through writing. Nothing shifts the dynamic of control away from abusers like financial independence. I wish she could post what her patreon is, I would like to read her stuff and support her.

    • @Excalibur-Sonic
      @Excalibur-Sonic Pƙed 2 lety +52

      Me too! I'd love advice on writing from them too!

    • @ahmadu5754
      @ahmadu5754 Pƙed 2 lety +76

      It's easily my best story on rslash. I like how she's keeping her cool, growing and still respectful. She's a smart one

    • @Linaskye143
      @Linaskye143 Pƙed 2 lety +3

      Same!

    • @fateric007
      @fateric007 Pƙed 2 lety +14

      You could probably find the post by scrolling through reddit.

    • @samiwilliams3587
      @samiwilliams3587 Pƙed 2 lety +24

      Same and I'm not even big on reading in my free time. 😅 Parents (or people with that mindset about children) like that should not be parents. I might even say they should be force sterilized.

  • @dracko158
    @dracko158 Pƙed 2 lety +496

    Mom: *"Beg for forgiveness!!"*
    OP: *"No, I don't think I will."*

    • @ramenbomberdeluxe4958
      @ramenbomberdeluxe4958 Pƙed 2 lety +14

      I have nothing but sheer contempt for delusional savages like OP's parents at this point. Im so thoroughly DONE with people who cant put two and two together and simply NOT be a disgusting asshole to their family with flimsy barbaric justifications like "but but....but Im justified always because wah wah reasons wah wah im in a bad mood wah wah im upset and i can never do wrong and if you challenge me I'll scream at you".
      My mom is like this, and it felt SO cathartic to watch OP put those monsters in their place like the animals they are :)
      Oh, and its so funny how they want OP to apologize for something THEY started, thats a VERY strong classic with delusionals who cant admit fault.

    • @gummilatte1618
      @gummilatte1618 Pƙed 2 lety +3

      I literally thought you said “bag of forgiveness” I really need more sleep omg

    • @dracko158
      @dracko158 Pƙed 2 lety +5

      @@ramenbomberdeluxe4958 I'm glad OP didn't give her mom what she wants, which is to beg. Kudos to OP for having massive self-control. OP didn't just make a lot of money, she even destroyed her psychologically.

    • @ramenbomberdeluxe4958
      @ramenbomberdeluxe4958 Pƙed 2 lety +1

      @@dracko158
      If only I could do the same to my mother, my situation isn't quite as easy.

    • @augustwinterman6952
      @augustwinterman6952 Pƙed 2 lety

      "If they came to hear me beg, they will be disappointed."

  • @Rj-ij6ko
    @Rj-ij6ko Pƙed 2 lety +631

    Anyone wana bet that when OP actually DOES move out her parents will whine and cry and ask why she doesn’t love them?😂

    • @zaibartdp
      @zaibartdp Pƙed 2 lety +9

      No. I value my money. : )

    • @phoenix72999
      @phoenix72999 Pƙed 2 lety +22

      Yeah, but not because they feel unloved or anything. They might feel embarrassed around people they know, but they probably just think that their daughter is stupid and soft enough to fall for stuff like that.

    • @leshpar
      @leshpar Pƙed 2 lety +22

      I had a similar situation growing up. My parents were abusive. I cut them out of my life once my mom started getting worse after my dad died. Don't really care what they think anymore.

    • @dracko158
      @dracko158 Pƙed 2 lety +24

      In reality, they don't love OP, they love her money because she makes a lot.

    • @ZombieSazza
      @ZombieSazza Pƙed 2 lety +7

      Absolutely had that happen with my mother when I left as soon as I could around 19, a charity helping young people from broken homes helped me escape, I then went very low contact and she constantly whined, asked for money, asked why I didn’t love her, continued to gaslight me, and continued to enable my brothers abuse. She’d ask “why don’t you love me” and I’d tell her “because you let my brother constantly beat me up”, “because you laughed when my brother knocked me unconscious and told me I was being dramatic”, “because you forced me to bring my brother up because you didn’t want to be a responsible parent”, and she’d constantly brush all this off.
      I eventually got fed up of her and went no contact, and the only time she ever tried to contact me was to send abuse, until threatened with police action for harassment, where I had a friend in police Scotland helping me with restraining orders should they be needed. She is terrified of being held actually responsible and the cops knew how terrible she was (but social work wouldn’t do anything and their hands were tied) so they’d send the community beat officer every week to pop by for a cup of tea and check in, strangely my mother would always mysteriously vanish because she didn’t want asked any questions such as “why do you constantly supply your 14 year old son with alcohol”, “have you considered your daughter has PTSD”, “did you know your son stole money from the elderly”, “are you aware it’s illegal to be supplying teenagers alcohol”, “are you aware it’s illegal to be buying teenagers cigarettes” (yes, she’d buy kids aged 13-16 alcohol and smokes).
      They were aware she played favourites and chose my brother as the golden child and me as the scapegoat so they kept an eye on me, so they tried to keep an eye on me when possible. She’d act all nicey with the cops, like she was a struggling single mother with an “ungrateful” daughter, whereas they knew I was being abused by my mother and brother, acting out because of the sheer amount of abuse, struggling mentally and had undiagnosed PTSD (thankfully diagnosed as an adult), and she was very jealous of the father-like relationship I had with one cop, who I still speak to today, as I’d hug him when I saw him “she never gives me hugs WTF”, as soon as he left I’d get more psychological abuse “why don’t you give me hugs, why don’t you love me, you just want me to kill myself don’t you? You’re the reason I want to kill myself”.
      Parents like that always whine and cry after we leave and cut them from our lives, she always posts on my birthday and sends friends to contact me, and every single year I have to tell them she abused me, I’ve cut her out my life for a reason, and I don’t care about her attention seeking FB posts on my birthday because she ALWAYS words it like “happy birthday to my ungrateful, spiteful daughter who refuses to talk to me” so she can get attention, so every year I send a copy paste with public FB posts detailing the abuse over the years, most never respond, some tell me “but she’s your mother, you need to forgive her” (no thanks), and some tell me to get over myself. She constantly whinges online and crying for attention, yet still can’t face that she is the reason I cut all contact. She’s in her 50’s, she won’t ever accept that she was responsible and this is on her.

  • @ChaoticNalilitoMC
    @ChaoticNalilitoMC Pƙed 2 lety +301

    As a fellow writer who considers to do what OP did with her parents, all I want to know is what book she's writing because her story had definitely got me curious

    • @animeotaku307
      @animeotaku307 Pƙed 2 lety +63

      Right? Making 60k a month from Patreon is no small feat. That’s gotta be a good story.

    • @ChaoticNalilitoMC
      @ChaoticNalilitoMC Pƙed 2 lety +28

      @@animeotaku307 yeah no kidding. Like, I adore reading stories on Wattpad or Tapastic or whatever (and kinda cry when I don't have the money to continue the story) and love when I find out they have small simple ways to support them if I ever get to the financial point to do so. Haha if I could, I would probably spend like 2k a month of Patreon alone supporting all of my favorite content creators

    • @insu_na
      @insu_na Pƙed 2 lety +29

      It's probably not the OP from this video, but PirateAba has a book series "The Wandering Inn" which is a webnovel, who has (as of writing) 4433 patrons, most of whom pay $5 per month. Obviously Patreon takes a cut of that, but that's still around the range of what OP makes in this video
      It's really well written and so far I think the book series is at 8 million words, tho since it's a YA type series it doesn't appeal to everyone I guess

    • @ChaoticNalilitoMC
      @ChaoticNalilitoMC Pƙed 2 lety +18

      @@insu_na I've actually heard about that but haven't read it. Honestly I'm still struggling to stop reading all the fanfiction I do lol and continue reading "regular" stories (*cough* all the light novels I have bought and stored on my phone *cough*)

    • @EnchantingWings1
      @EnchantingWings1 Pƙed 2 lety +9

      I'm an aspiring writer as well. I wrote a couple of initial chapters of a fanfic, but I gave up on it as I felt no passion for it.
      I have ideas for an entire series, but I don't know if I'm confident enough to write it.

  • @Alteusgirl
    @Alteusgirl Pƙed 2 lety +318

    the airport security thing reminds me of an experience i had in london. Because i had a lot of makeup/beauty products that was concidered liquids and you are limited to 100ml per product but also everything has to fit in those 1L plastic bags i took solid shampoo, conditionner and a shower jelly all from lush... the agent made a big deal about the shower jelly, saying " it kinda counts as liquids, also your bag is too full because when i grabbed it it opens so please leave your perfume as well.. i could see she just wanted the stuff. Luckily someone above her in rank passed by and hear me arguing and said: "yeah no showe jelly is not a liquid, and even if the bag opens from the weight when being picked up she clearly made the effort to pack every single makeup item like mascara when we're usually leniant about those. so let her pass"

    • @dustyrose192
      @dustyrose192 Pƙed 2 lety +31

      @@ThickmoidYeast I did three years of travel and tourism and whilst i only learnt how to be a flight attendant and not tsa i know those rules very very well. That tsa agent was full of shit. If they had tried that on me you bet your ass i would have held up the line demanding to talk to a manager and would have recorded everything

    • @j.j.juggernaut9709
      @j.j.juggernaut9709 Pƙed 2 lety +13

      Aren't those things allowed in checked baggage? Isn't cabin luggage the only place where they have an issue?

    • @limiv5272
      @limiv5272 Pƙed 2 lety +12

      @@j.j.juggernaut9709 Not everyone checks baggage. Also, I wouldn't put a bottle of expensive perfume there, they airport employees aren't exactly gentle with those bags...

    • @limiv5272
      @limiv5272 Pƙed 2 lety +18

      Shouldn't there be rules against agents taking things they confiscate to prevent exactly these situations??

    • @j.j.juggernaut9709
      @j.j.juggernaut9709 Pƙed 2 lety +9

      @@limiv5272 Good. I just wanted to know coz I have travelled with some weird stuff in my checked luggage and was now wondering if I did anything against the rules lol. Many people I know often travel with huge alcoholic beverages but they put in it plastic bottles or cover it with a lot of clothes so it doesn't break. Haven't had problems so far

  • @blackrosebud2331
    @blackrosebud2331 Pƙed 2 lety +233

    I looked it up about the water bottle and that dude was full of it, actually the TSA website said that both glass and stainless steel are great alternatives to plastic and as long as they are empty when you go through security you are fine so ya

    • @karladelatorre3166
      @karladelatorre3166 Pƙed 2 lety +15

      The TSA does not apply to Cuba. The USA does not rule the world so ya.

    • @blackrosebud2331
      @blackrosebud2331 Pƙed 2 lety +40

      @@karladelatorre3166 still it’s absolutely ridiculous to try and take someone’s empty water bottle just because it’s glass, and realistically they could have probably gotten a supervisor and been fine

    • @tungstenanderson5991
      @tungstenanderson5991 Pƙed 2 lety +6

      It's Cuba. It's stupid chinese made water bottle. Let's hold up customs and get a supervisor!!! Eff sakes...get a clue. She was soooo tired though....I bet everyone clapped!

    • @karladelatorre3166
      @karladelatorre3166 Pƙed 2 lety +2

      @@blackrosebud2331 a racist woman who thinks airport security is trying to steal a glass WATER bottle from her is most definitely not getting a supervisor 😂 she gets her super exclusive stuff thrown in the trash. OBVIOUSLY they got mad when she took he cap with her because she was implying he was a thief. Yeah, she was not getting a supervisor.

    • @sabersz
      @sabersz Pƙed rokem +1

      @@tungstenanderson5991 lol, irrelevant of if its a water bottle made in a certain country. The security was being a dick, case closed. You wouldn't roll over and hand them your bottle, would you? It's just being mugged, legally.

  • @itsybitsybosmer
    @itsybitsybosmer Pƙed 2 lety +140

    From what I can recall, Fire Nation schools are very strict on dress code. Almost as much as Catholic schools.

    • @nekosimp7751
      @nekosimp7751 Pƙed 2 lety +1

      my catholic school wasnt too strict, i got away with my shirt being untucked a good 80% of the time

    • @itsybitsybosmer
      @itsybitsybosmer Pƙed 2 lety +5

      @@nekosimp7751 meanwhile at my catholic school my sister's one and only detention was because her socks didn't completely cover her ankle.

    • @bacontoez1thestrategist446
      @bacontoez1thestrategist446 Pƙed 2 lety +1

      @@itsybitsybosmer sorry principal but did you forget that people grow before they get new clothing?

    • @bacontoez1thestrategist446
      @bacontoez1thestrategist446 Pƙed 2 lety +1

      fire nation schools at least let kids have 2% control over their hair

  • @haakontherayquaza4046
    @haakontherayquaza4046 Pƙed 2 lety +196

    The OP story writer should move out and Nuke her abusive parents reputation, people need to know how evil they are

    • @evadedenbach1226
      @evadedenbach1226 Pƙed 2 lety +31

      Yes. No contact is the only way to go. The OP doesn't need that negativity in her life.

    • @SilverVolo
      @SilverVolo Pƙed 2 lety +11

      @@aduckofsomesort yeah people need to realise doing things that look like the best choice isn't always the right one

    • @reddiamond6524
      @reddiamond6524 Pƙed 2 lety +4

      Stories about parents like them make me grateful my parents aren't like that. Sure, they annoy me but at least they don't treat me like garbage.

    • @dracko158
      @dracko158 Pƙed 2 lety +2

      That would be some *r/prorevenge* material there.

    • @humancreativity8237
      @humancreativity8237 Pƙed 2 lety +3

      True but not right now since she at least wants to use them to pay for her college. After that they have no leverage over her and she can go scorched earth ruining their reputation.

  • @denverarnold6210
    @denverarnold6210 Pƙed 2 lety +29

    8:55 "All the times you've been happy... have been while you're drunk." Do they really not understand how much they are telling when they say the only way their own child could be happy is when they're drunk?

    • @smapa1185
      @smapa1185 Pƙed 2 lety +2

      Yeah, that was so sad. Like, the parents don't believe OP could ever be happy in their home except on drugs. How awful.

  • @m.j.2578
    @m.j.2578 Pƙed 2 lety +198

    as a woman with a cat name Miyuki, i appreciate that flameo hotman so much and in another world we would all be friends :P thank you for being awesome!

  • @TherealbigO1
    @TherealbigO1 Pƙed 2 lety +72

    The Vodka story is the best. It's a shame that OP's situation puts a turd smell on that writer's high. To had made 11k+ with your craft and spite had to be gratifying.

  • @Yogasefski
    @Yogasefski Pƙed 2 lety +108

    TSA STORY: My dad and little brother we’re going on a hike in the Rocky’s with our Boy Scout troop a couple years ago. One of the items they packed were a couple 1L water bottles. When they reached base camp, they filled them up and used them for the week long hike. Afterwards, arriving at the airport, one bottle still had some water in it. When they reached TSA, when they tried to confiscate it, my dad chugged the water in an attempt to save it. It didn’t work and we loss the bottle. He probably would’ve argued with them if he wasn’t in a strange airport and not relying on his friend who was walking away oblivious of the situation for directions. We considered it our trip sacrifice to the TSA gods.

    • @superdave8248
      @superdave8248 Pƙed 2 lety +2

      This wasn't a TSA story. This happened in Varadero which is in Cuba. The only thing I was thinking is that the OP is being an entitled brat and all for a silly water bottle that was likely purchased from Amazon. The OP was making a scene, holding up a very long line through customs in a third world country all because he/she wanted to keep a glass water bottle that was declared to be over the volume limit.
      OP just needed to stop. That water bottle likely cost more than what that customs official made in a week. And if you argue with custom officials enough, you might find your stay in Cuba to be a bit longer and a bit less pleasant than what you had originally intended. The only thing you need in your luggage bag is clothing.

    • @Fireguy97
      @Fireguy97 Pƙed 2 lety +16

      @@superdave8248 Dave, I'm sure that your comment was incredibly helpful for OP. It's nice to see how people on the interwebs like to dictate what other people say, do, and how much their personal property costs or means to them, of course without any background information or seeing it. Good for you Dave. We need more people like you, trying to force your own ideas and morals onto others. Nice work!

    • @superdave8248
      @superdave8248 Pƙed 2 lety

      @@H-to-O Corrupt or not, arguing with an authoritative figure in a third world country is never something you should do. She was lucky it played out the way it did. Other alternatives? Get pulled out of line for interfering with a public official in their duties. Get interviewed by agents. Get strip searched by agents. All of the above. Regardless you still end up with the same thing missing out on your flight and possibly paying additional fees as your missed flight was a direct result of your actions of not following legally given instructions. Not to mention you have an army of angry passengers behind you who also need to get through security and you are holding them up. And from their point of view? This is all because of a glass jar.
      At the end of the day it still played out the same way. The bottle didn't leave with the OP on the flight. That bottle stayed in Cuba. And that look the custom official gave the OP ... it was interpreted as a look of disbelief because the OP thought the agent wanted the bottle. I'd argue that if the agent wanted the bottle he would not have asked the OP if they wanted the top off the bottle. I'd argue that look was nothing more than a custom official wondering why on earth a person would want a bottle top he/she couldn't use. And it had nothing to do with whether the agent actually wanted the bottle. I mean seriously think about it. Would you want a used glass bottle form a complete stranger?

    • @redholm
      @redholm Pƙed 2 lety +6

      @@superdave8248 Ok. So no one in the world should ever visit Cuba because Corruption is a ok. How about corruption is never ok and people should not steal because their life is shit.

    • @Crazycro905
      @Crazycro905 Pƙed 2 lety +1

      @@superdave8248 Thats my thought exactly. Last thing I wanna end up in the a Cuban jail for 6 months over a stupid water bottle. And the rest of you, you are visiting a authoritarian country like cuba dont try and spread your moral garbage on them because they dont care. Or do it and see how it works out in your favor

  • @diegorago6924
    @diegorago6924 Pƙed 2 lety +462

    Flameo Hotman! The whole fire nation extra was probably the best addition to any story that I've heard on this channel @rSlash you've outdone yourself, my good sir!

    • @eevee9272
      @eevee9272 Pƙed 2 lety +19

      I was so happy when I heard that lol!! My SO and I love Avatar!!

    • @Sorchia56
      @Sorchia56 Pƙed 2 lety +14

      I heard Fire Nation and got so excited! I’m 53 and I LOVE The Avatar. Bought the entire series for my kids, not me. 😂😂😂 That and Spongebob will always will alive and well in this Nana and Papa’s house!

    • @RicardoGantusa
      @RicardoGantusa Pƙed 2 lety +4

      It seems I might be the only person that thought of Fire Force instead of Avatar

    • @eevee9272
      @eevee9272 Pƙed 2 lety +3

      I watched only a few episodes of that show compared to owning all seasons of avatar. Ironically I was planning on rewatching and finishing fire force.

    • @joshuahenderson7990
      @joshuahenderson7990 Pƙed 2 lety +5

      Flameo Hotman *CLAP* Flameo

  • @pigsinspace9927
    @pigsinspace9927 Pƙed 2 lety +4

    My friend just confidently asked "Is a fire academy that pace where you learn firebending" and I'm in absolute tears

  • @angterrastriker6535
    @angterrastriker6535 Pƙed 2 lety +26

    The writer was making multiple thousands a month, and couldn't afford to move out to stick it to her parents...
    Let that sink in....
    And tell it a story

    • @black1917
      @black1917 Pƙed 2 lety +10

      1 College is expensive in EVERY country, 60k won’t cover as much as you think.
      2 getting her own place and paying her own bills WHILE still in college will eat it up faster
      3 You severely underestimate the power of cultural pressure, especially when it’s combined with abuse, OP has just started standing up for herself so there’s still some deprogramming to do.
      4 OP herself states that she doesn’t think her income is secure enough to break from her parents yet, which, given points 1-3, makes sense.

    • @angterrastriker6535
      @angterrastriker6535 Pƙed 2 lety +2

      True but still that 60k is still basically nothing is ridiculous

    • @schrodingerscat3741
      @schrodingerscat3741 Pƙed 2 lety +7

      It is also worth noting that this story might not have taken place in the US, meaning that might not be nearly as much money as it looks like.

    • @black1917
      @black1917 Pƙed 2 lety +4

      @@angterrastriker6535 It’s a good nest egg but until and unless it’s in a separate bank account in her name only, it might as well be $0.

    • @goronslime1469
      @goronslime1469 Pƙed 2 lety

      @@black1917 actually not here lol

  • @Yendor1224
    @Yendor1224 Pƙed 2 lety +40

    Now I want to read OPs book. It has to be very good if she made 60k just from people who didn't want to wait for the free version.

    • @FOGoticus
      @FOGoticus Pƙed 2 lety +2

      And then you find out that a lot of these stories on reddit come from people who have a passion for writing books. But 60K from just writing chapters for an online book seems very highly unlikely.

    • @sav1353
      @sav1353 Pƙed 2 lety +2

      @@FOGoticus the 60k could have been different currency and its earned over a long period of time

  • @freakchickisa
    @freakchickisa Pƙed 2 lety +34

    That behaviour is very common leaving or coming back from Venezuela. If it ever happened to me I would break what I had so they couldn't use it. I know someone who poured a full bottle of duty free alcohol because ' he couldn't fly with it' - lies, they just wanted it

    • @stephenford5661
      @stephenford5661 Pƙed 2 lety +8

      It's annoying of all the BS that they try to pull, because there is no one who can really stop them.

  • @kriskris719
    @kriskris719 Pƙed 2 lety +128

    I swear listening to rslash every morning is what makes my day.

    • @phoenixmastm
      @phoenixmastm Pƙed 2 lety +5

      Right? It's now part of the Routine:
      Coffee? Check.
      Bagel/muffin? Check.
      Rslash vid? Check.

    • @DarkbutNotsinister
      @DarkbutNotsinister Pƙed 2 lety +4

      My day doesn’t start until rslash says so.

    • @theonlybomber
      @theonlybomber Pƙed 2 lety +1

      Best way to get the day started

    • @DarkbutNotsinister
      @DarkbutNotsinister Pƙed 2 lety

      @@theonlybomber BWAHAHA! I’m commenting on 2 different videos. The other video is about death/embalming/etc. Both are fun conversations, but I saw your comment in the mix. “Best way to start the day”
      Me: Wait, being embalmed is NOT the best way to start your day
..

    • @lerbyn
      @lerbyn Pƙed 2 lety

      I watch it after work when I go to the store

  • @robyngemelle5160
    @robyngemelle5160 Pƙed 2 lety +18

    I’m so inspired by the story writer. I’m proud of her for turning her anger into motivation. That’s amazing!

    • @sophielegay4104
      @sophielegay4104 Pƙed 2 lety

      Me too! I always loved to write short (and long lol) stories but becoming a paper book author is so hard that I stopped dreaming about it. I guess my dream job is back on the table^^

  • @SteenatheCatrobat
    @SteenatheCatrobat Pƙed 2 lety +11

    Gosh, I feel so bad for the person losing their waterbottle over that. :( I hope they were able to get a new one.

  • @LadyArithia
    @LadyArithia Pƙed 2 lety +9

    Hearing RSlash make a ATLA reference so nonchalantly made me way happier than it ever had the right to and I love it

  • @Imbatmn57
    @Imbatmn57 Pƙed 2 lety +19

    One time I had the tiniest amount of water in my water bottle,so they had me empty it in the trash can, they really don't mess around when it comes to the liquid rule or microbe possible things.

  • @ant9347
    @ant9347 Pƙed 2 lety +30

    The thing I don't understand is why parents are so controlling? It is disgusting :/

    • @scmontgomery
      @scmontgomery Pƙed 2 lety +9

      In my personal experience, those types of parents rarely view their child as an individual person

    • @velvetdarksoul8741
      @velvetdarksoul8741 Pƙed 2 lety +4

      @@scmontgomery yep child means property

    • @spencervance8484
      @spencervance8484 Pƙed 2 lety +2

      I feel ya. Its not pleasant

  • @luvamiart8567
    @luvamiart8567 Pƙed 2 lety +10

    I was already a subscriber, a patron and already was watching every single video, but listlening to you say "Flameo, hotman!" has made me upgrade the tier on your Patreon at least during this month. You are a man of fine taste.

  • @CSKaras
    @CSKaras Pƙed 2 lety +3

    I would like to point out that there are strict TSA (US only) guidelines on breast milk and formula. They are NOT allowed to take it away or ask you to dispose of it, but they are allowed to test it on site as you go through security. I looked this up for an upcoming trip with my child.

  • @c333.
    @c333. Pƙed 2 lety +11

    when I had to bring my dad’s ashes I put him in my carry on bag, try to help his urn from breaking- the look on TSA’s face when they opened my bag to see an ENGRAVED URN with dates that literally just last week. it was even more awkward waiting them to find tape because I had the lid taped for protection & since they cut off the tape to see, in fact, theres a dead man’s ashes inside, I requested them to tape him back up.
    I understand they are doing their job but I had just went through a lot.

  • @zekromtrainer1222
    @zekromtrainer1222 Pƙed 2 lety +8

    That first one sure had a lot of anger bottled up.......... I am not sorry

  • @morgandiaz6822
    @morgandiaz6822 Pƙed 2 lety +6

    In the vodka story, at the end the mother was like:
    Mom: "Is that weed I smell?"
    daughter: "Nop"
    Mother: huh, must have been the wind

  • @MilkLikeSubstance
    @MilkLikeSubstance Pƙed 2 lety +41

    You know how there’s police academies for police officers? Well, there’s fire academies for firefighters.

  • @the_puppeteer2136
    @the_puppeteer2136 Pƙed 2 lety +19

    Wait wait wait. So the bottle thing. Airport security can just destroy your belongings? Isn't that against the law? Am I missing something?

    • @AzazelFoxx
      @AzazelFoxx Pƙed 2 lety +8

      When traveling, since you aren't allowed to take it and they cannot hold items, they have them destroyed. For example, fruits and veggies, nuts, ect that are considered "illegal" or "not allowed through" all go into a grinder at the end of the night/start of the day. Not sure what they call the machines to crush the plastic/makeup, ect, but yes. Your items are either destroyed or given to police to search and after that, you're just shit outta luck my friend. (Have a cousin who works for American Airlines and SouthWest so she's told me a few of their methods for doing a lot of different things. Knives, sharp objects, and even alcohol go directly to the police for "evidence" in case something happens on your flight after passing through)

    • @chellnz
      @chellnz Pƙed 2 lety +2

      If they are confiscating it that's what they should do as usually it's taken off you because they is potential for it to be dangerous in some way. Glass can be used as a weapon. Liquid used to make bombs or something. Food can be a bio hazard etc.

    • @the_puppeteer2136
      @the_puppeteer2136 Pƙed 2 lety +5

      That's technically destruction of property isn't it? Like what about things like phones? Or medicine that they could see as drugs?

    • @fordarkseid736
      @fordarkseid736 Pƙed 2 lety +4

      It is quite simple. The airport security gives people a choice. Eater you freely surrender prohibited items, or you can't not go true the security check and you will miss your flight, the choice is yours. And after people freely surrenders prohibited items, the airport can either discard them or keep the items in storage for ever.

    • @bradevans5566
      @bradevans5566 Pƙed 2 lety +1

      @@the_puppeteer2136 Thete are rules about medicine and phones. Prohibited items section spells out some of this. My experience with TSA has been pretty good, and I keep up with their requirements. Once I spaced out that I had a pocket knife on my person and they let me leave the line to put it back in my vehicle. They didn't have to do that.

  • @NEPAAlchey
    @NEPAAlchey Pƙed 2 lety +4

    Reminder, the TSA has never stopped a terror attack and serveno purpose but security theater.

    • @dustyrose192
      @dustyrose192 Pƙed 2 lety

      It's always the flight marshells or cabin crew that do the real work.

  • @knolsey
    @knolsey Pƙed 2 lety +23

    fire academy = fire fighter academy lol. my wife is a volunteer and has to meet these requirements, she has a pixie cut probably very similar to OP's. she still tends to braid it back over the top of her head into tiny little pig tail esqe buns when on call. constantly changing the color of the hair that goes in the braids as it lays over her brunette natural hair.

    • @miked1871
      @miked1871 Pƙed 2 lety

      My vollie dept doesn’t have a dress code or a hair code. Just a requirement that the mask has to be able to seal. That typically prevant facial hair but not head hair of any kind.

  • @614BlueBerry
    @614BlueBerry Pƙed 2 lety +10

    Writers who use patreon can make A LOT OF MONEY. I read Chinese light novels, and they do what she did. About 1-2 years ago, one of the more popular books I read was bringing in $30k/month on his patreon. And almost every other book was making between 5k-20k. There was around 70 novels on that site.
    It's absolutely insane how much people love to read, and the money they will throw at someone just to read more quicker.

  • @mannypapa642
    @mannypapa642 Pƙed 2 lety +15

    my mom had a glass vase taken from her by tsa a few years back, funny part is there was a crossbow in the same suitcase😳

    • @CrazyQuilman157
      @CrazyQuilman157 Pƙed 2 lety +1

      Proving TSA are typically feckless.

    • @bacontoez1thestrategist446
      @bacontoez1thestrategist446 Pƙed 2 lety +1

      the tsa selecting
      crossbow: fine
      glass vase: contraband
      would have been better if it was loaded.

    • @shadowmewfred09
      @shadowmewfred09 Pƙed rokem +1

      I had a similar thing happen I had homemade arrows that I had craved during a trip yet they ignored that and tried to take my water bottle (it was metal too)

  • @kyokyo47
    @kyokyo47 Pƙed 2 lety +22

    While flying in a US Airforce flight from Afghanistan to The US we passed through Germany. I was carrying some combat equipment and had a liter of OJ when the TSA stopped me from going through the checkpoint not because of the eight cell phones in my pocket or my pistol but the OJ was over the size limit. So I chugged it got through security and then immediately vomited all over the trash can on the other side.

    • @superdave8248
      @superdave8248 Pƙed 2 lety +1

      Must have been a commercial flight chartered by the Air Force. My experience flying on US military aircraft is that custom agents aren't even remotely allowed to get close to them. usually the pilots will use "US government sovereign property" or "you lack the proper security clearance to board" to get custom agents to turn right around and go about their business.
      But most of the time the military aircraft are landing on military bases. So there is no custom checks to begin with. The one exception I remember is Diego Garcia. A military base on an island in the Indian Ocean. It is owned by the Brits, managed by the US military, and kept functional by a Philippino work force. But customs is strictly British personnel. They check anybody and everybody coming through the island. I once witnessed them check bags for a group of civilian workers heading back to PI for vacation and the pile of contraband they confiscated from them would have over flowed a dumpster.

    • @kyokyo47
      @kyokyo47 Pƙed 2 lety

      @@superdave8248 it was a mil air flight but we had to pass through a security gate when we where on layover at Ramstein

  • @CellarSinger
    @CellarSinger Pƙed 2 lety +6

    Fire academy is a fire department's version of the police academy. It trains people how to be firefighters

  • @OttawaAnon1001
    @OttawaAnon1001 Pƙed 2 lety +11

    My old roommate was trying to fly back from her parents with a pet fish. Airport security got in a huff because the fish was in more than 100ml of 'liquid'. Security asked my roommate what the liquid the fish was swimming was in, and she could prove it was water by drinking some. Needless to say the fish did not make it back with her as she was unwilling to drink fish water.

    • @velvetdarksoul8741
      @velvetdarksoul8741 Pƙed 2 lety +3

      Wtf even q 5 yr old knows q fish can only swim in water

    • @alicepicari7790
      @alicepicari7790 Pƙed 2 lety +2

      My sister took back a fish in a water bottle of 75ml. The fish survived and the most common rule in flying was respected.

  • @SWISS-1337
    @SWISS-1337 Pƙed 2 lety +8

    He probably just didn't know the rules properly but was in too deep to back down. I am 90% sure it refers to the amount of liquid, due to risk of it being explosive. But yes, just a dumb agent.

    • @SWISS-1337
      @SWISS-1337 Pƙed 2 lety

      @@H-to-O exactly, he had just embarrassed himself with lack of knowledge for the regulations, so refused to back down.

  • @QuayHollywood
    @QuayHollywood Pƙed 2 lety +6

    Listening to Rslash right before I have to start my remote work makes going to see my coworkers bearable. Thanks!😊😊

  • @rolandkeys8297
    @rolandkeys8297 Pƙed 2 lety +4

    I had an argument with french customs over a 125 gram jar of Marmite. My point was that it was sold in grams and not millilitres and as such was not a liquid but a solid. The customs guard looked am in the eye and doped it in the bin and said "It is Marmite". I called her a hater and walked away laughing.

  • @ArinaCoryn
    @ArinaCoryn Pƙed 2 lety +11

    First story, I would have Karen'd and have yelled for the manager. Let it show that this guy sucks at his job and is keeping a busy line waiting.

  • @woofy1988
    @woofy1988 Pƙed 2 lety +15

    ... So, I was getting frustrated at the "this is a paramilitary-type school" excuse the instructor gave... Until OP did what I would have done if I was still in the Military and met the standards while still riling up the idiot who decided to single them out. đŸ€Ł

    • @radhiadeedou8286
      @radhiadeedou8286 Pƙed 2 lety

      Her reaction was childish, she knew there was a dress code so why get a hair cut that makes it difficult to adhere to it

    • @black1917
      @black1917 Pƙed 2 lety +1

      @@radhiadeedou8286 Except it was in dress code hence why the power tripping instructor couldn’t do anything about it despite wanting to.

  • @TehEvilOne765
    @TehEvilOne765 Pƙed rokem

    Rslash revealing himself as an Avatar nerd at the end is one of my favourite bits of Rslash lore

  • @kingdjoser
    @kingdjoser Pƙed 2 lety +1

    I had a TSA agent in Chicago O'Hare confiscate and throw away my medicine several years ago. It did not meet the criteria for an item that could be confiscated. I asked his supervisor to please return it to me as I was following all the rules. He told me that the TSA agents had broad discretion over what they confiscate and that his decision was final. He told me that the rules only limit what we can bring onto a plane NOT what the agents are limited to remove. I filed an official complaint which was ignored.

  • @AmusementLabs
    @AmusementLabs Pƙed 2 lety +1

    Parents constantly shit on their kids' non-traditional hobbies, especially now that they're more mainstream. My mom especially believed my CZcams stuff was just a distraction and wouldn't support me. 2 years later I'm self sufficient with 100k subs rapidly approaching. I've managed to double my income in one year. Now she'll only make side comments, but has no leg to stand on.

  • @MrKingArthurhk
    @MrKingArthurhk Pƙed 2 lety +3

    Never argue with Airport Security in a foreign country. I watched a young entitled woman arguing with airport security over a prohibited item in Costa Rica. She was arrested and removed.

  • @gordbert
    @gordbert Pƙed 2 lety +2

    That last one didnt even seem malicious. It just looked like regular compliance. They said her hair was out of regs so she got it cut.

  • @kellyrayburn4093
    @kellyrayburn4093 Pƙed 2 lety +2

    When I heard fire academy I assumed it was where one goes to learn to be a firefighter. All I can say is that one instructor who said no exceptions they're just on a power trip. And to me being on a power trip without a good reason is just uncalled for. There might be a reason for a power trip but it shouldn't be simply because you want to exercise power.
    Concerning the story about gaslighting the girl, if she's an adult she can drink what she want when she wants but to be fair her parents don't have to allow it in their house. You do have to follow the rules of that place where you live. You have your own place then you can set the rules and if someone break them you can insist that while they are in your home they cease and desist with that behavior. And if they refuse you can kick them the hell out. By the same token if you choose to ignore the rules of the house where you are living they have the right to kick you the hell out. But the fact that it was OP's parents, that's not good, that's not at all good. No one should be gaslighting their children, that itself is a power trip. But she did turn the tables on them with her writing income and that warmed the cockles of my heart.

  • @suzyboyleanderson6945
    @suzyboyleanderson6945 Pƙed 2 lety +2

    The empty glass water bottle is allowed on the plane, if it meets the size requirements. They must of really liked that bottle enough they're probably going to steal it.

  • @markosz22
    @markosz22 Pƙed 2 lety +5

    That vodka story smells.. worse than her weed does. How is 10k Patreon income not a secure thing? Especially since she allegedly went from hundreds to 10k in only a few months.

    • @schrodingerscat3741
      @schrodingerscat3741 Pƙed 2 lety +1

      it is very likely that story didn't happen in the US

    • @markwilson4078
      @markwilson4078 Pƙed 9 měsĂ­ci +1

      It’s more about what she did to earn that income than it does the income itself. Writing as an income is very hard to pull off because you constantly have to be thinking about the story you’re writing, and believe me, it takes a toll on your brain rather quickly. You also need some way to have proof of your work because with that kind of money, someone’s going to try to steal it. At least with a copyright you can sue the thief, but if it’s not published, they can just claim OP’s work for themselves and even sue them out of the money already made.
      I do agree with the other commenter that this could be something that took place outside the US, but even stateside where you live varies. Places like New York City and San Francisco are so expensive that you could have a salary of $200k a year and STILL just be scraping by. Hawaii’s bad too, being the most expensive state in the country. In those places, 10k a month is not enough to allow financial independence, though in NYC you can at least just work there while living elsewhere for cheaper prices because of how interconnected their transportation system is.
      Writing can be a great source of income if you are really good, but it should NEVER be looked at as a stable source of income because nothing about it is stable.

    • @lulolie
      @lulolie Pƙed měsĂ­cem

      If the story ends, if op loses motivation, if their audience doesn't like certain decisions they make, their income could be severely cut or even dry up entirely. Writing as an income source, most any creative venture as an income source, is not stable.

  • @tenhirankei
    @tenhirankei Pƙed 2 lety +3

    Not letting money go to your head is great advice! People who win the lottery would be a lot better off if they'd heeded it.

  • @SkipperBoy
    @SkipperBoy Pƙed 2 lety

    I lost it when Rslash said “Flameio Hotman” đŸ˜‚â€ïž

  • @thatoneweirdasexual1404
    @thatoneweirdasexual1404 Pƙed 2 lety +1

    I cannot put into words the joy I got from hearing RSlash make an A:TLA reference. Flameo Hotman indeed

  • @Josh_the_jester
    @Josh_the_jester Pƙed 2 lety

    16:10 I can see that, but the fact of the matter is, that's there's always at least one, ONE teacher, instructor, principal, etc. in every school who only exists there to oppress the student body

  • @Palmtop_User
    @Palmtop_User Pƙed 2 lety +1

    The tsa stories reminded me of the fact that my grandpa, a sculptor, got flagged with a bomb threat over a wood planer in the 70s (you know, very pre 9/11). We suspect it was due to the fact he was very much a hippie at the time so they just didnt like him

  • @michaelgum97
    @michaelgum97 Pƙed 6 měsĂ­ci

    "Said I choose to be a bad girl and do this shit when there are girls who don't"
    And there are parents who choose to be abusive when there are parents who don't.

  • @Uluri
    @Uluri Pƙed 2 lety +3

    I Really hope OP in the Writer Story can leave that environment. Look into getting an appartment for themself.

  • @sarahraisingmyvoice
    @sarahraisingmyvoice Pƙed 4 měsĂ­ci

    When I was a kid, I LOVED taking a big suitcase full of books on trips. As I got older, baggage fees skyrocketed and I started having to take my books in my carryon. I also loved arcade games. When I was 12, we went on vacation to a beach resort with kids arcade room and I packed my school backpack as full as possible with about 20 library books. I had just enough space in the front pocket for a big ziplock bag of coins and my little Vera Bradley purse.
    TSA got mad because they couldn’t see past all the coins and thought I was hiding something, so they painstakingly removed EVERY SINGLE ITEM from my bookbag.
    After clearing me it became apparent that they didn’t know how to make everything fit again.
    It took SO long for them to frisk me, check my belongings, empty my bag, clear me, repack my bag, and quiz me about travel plans that my family MISSED OUR FLIGHT.
    Worse still, it later turned out that they kept one of my library books and I had to pay fines to replace it.

  • @mostar1219
    @mostar1219 Pƙed 2 lety +5

    How long can someone abuse their power before they're surrounded by so many people calling out their bullshit

  • @OynxWolf11
    @OynxWolf11 Pƙed 2 lety +1

    "Learned your Lesson?"
    Yep. Hence why I have made 60K with in the Year. Now, what have we learned here?
    "O.O"
    Moral of the Story - Do not eff with someone who will one day be a Golden Goose. They'll never forget what you did and you would be lucky to be allowed to still have a roof over your head.

  • @ffakr
    @ffakr Pƙed 10 měsĂ­ci

    I brought a wood plane through TSA in a carry-on one time. I looked up the the regs and it was just about in the allowable size range for a metal object.. and I took out the blade and mailed it home (Of course,.. got lost in the mail :-(. ) so there was nothing sharp on it.
    The annoying and potentially scary thing was.. the TSA guards didn't seem to know whether or not they should let it through. I rattled off the appropriate rule to them, and they choose to trust me. I felt like I could have talked through any questionable item because I was a clean-cut middle-aged white guy.

  • @anaribeiro2791
    @anaribeiro2791 Pƙed 2 lety +1

    About the first story The rule is about the SIZE OF THE CONTAINER (check tsa site) even though these days MANY countries and airports do allow the bottles, there is a reason why there is the size (of the bottle) limit. To make a long story short, a terrorist group planned a few hijacks but did not succeed, the few of them were supposed to each bring inoffensive liquids but, when mixed together it would become a bomb, but to mix it they had to take a bigger bottle, if you do not have where to mix discretely it's that much more difficult!!! (P.S.: 10 years working airport security!!)

  • @Warrickomega
    @Warrickomega Pƙed 2 lety +1

    First story: That Guard should've been called out.

  • @Nkanyiso_K
    @Nkanyiso_K Pƙed 2 lety +17

    *Top 7 Rslash episode topics*
    Pro revenge
    Malicious Compliance
    Talks from Tech Support
    TIFU
    Petty Revenge
    Nuclear Revenge
    Tree Law.... please bring back Tree law every once in awhile 🙏

    • @Yos115
      @Yos115 Pƙed 2 lety +1

      I agree but would probably swap Tales from tech support to AITA

  • @TaxidriverBarbi
    @TaxidriverBarbi Pƙed 2 lety

    The first time I flew since the establishment of the liquid rules, I had my pricey beauty products in my carry on. Instead of throwing away (or letting TSA have) 100s of dollars of my stuff. I got out of line, went to the FedEx down the way and mailed my stuff back to me.

  • @JUMALATION1
    @JUMALATION1 Pƙed 2 lety +1

    OH MY GOD the beginning of the Vodka story made me so goddamn ANGRY. In my case it was only my mom in my family who absolutely flipped her sh*t over any amount of alcohol in my room, and it also sort of happened overnight for some reason. I decided to hold on for like half a year and save money and then move out. I had once even ordered some special liquor with cherry flavor but found the empty bottle in the trash later the same day I should have got it delivered in an unmarked package. Right after moving out I went low-contact for a bit. Only now I'm beginning to have a decent convo with her

  • @monotonecthulhu6709
    @monotonecthulhu6709 Pƙed rokem

    Fire academy girl: "I know the requirements, but won't meet them. Pls let me do what I want tho"

  • @dawn4038
    @dawn4038 Pƙed rokem

    I used to work for TSA. Breast milk was never an issue and was always allowed, no question.

  • @joeschmo622
    @joeschmo622 Pƙed 2 lety

    A fire academy is like a police academy, but for firemen, not cops.
    "Fire Academy 2: Burning Desire" was the best of the series.

  • @WilliamWizer
    @WilliamWizer Pƙed rokem

    first story: even if it's only to f*cking mess with the guy, don't return the bottle and ask to talk to his supervisor or I would sue the airport. since he sounded insecure, and probably was new, he would sh*t his pants at that threat and run to find somebody to take care of the problem because everybody knows that a company would never take the blame if they can blame you. my uncle did something similar at a bank. they tried to pull a similar sh*t and he just said "do you know to who you are speaking? I'm thinking about cancelling my company's account" the employee broke the speed of light to apologize.

  • @emiliodelafuentesanchez1947
    @emiliodelafuentesanchez1947 Pƙed 2 lety +1

    Alright, finally something i can comment with knowledge. The past 3 months i worked on the airport and yes, the guards sometimes confiscate things just because they like it or just cause they feel grumpy, even to other guards cause they are levels. If you travel, make sure you fulfill the regulations cause they enjoy their power. Also, dont carry valuable things on the check in bag.

  • @SrividyaS
    @SrividyaS Pƙed 5 měsĂ­ci

    I remember a trip with my friends where one of them were carrying a deodorant spray which was above the legal limit. When they were stopped, they gave every passenger passing through a free spray before finishing check-in 😅

  • @lollybirdy
    @lollybirdy Pƙed 2 lety +18

    7:49 that story is fucking disgusting. People like that should never have children.

  • @CamScam18
    @CamScam18 Pƙed 2 lety +3

    That avatar reference made me smile. Always break the dress code in fire nation school.

  • @heidemassato5177
    @heidemassato5177 Pƙed 2 lety

    Fire Academy is for teaching the people who qualify how to become firefighters. As a female who went through Fire Academy back in 1987, before they had male/female standards (I was the only female in 3 of my 4 stations) I just cut my hair short. I managed to Ace all three Fire Academies that I attended. My Ex was in the Navy and before I was forced to retire due to a medical condition, I was a fire fighter for 12 years on 4 different fire departments literally from coast to coast. It's a combination of book learning and practical application.

  • @SpinDip42069
    @SpinDip42069 Pƙed 2 lety +1

    I went to the Varadero airport a few months after the first story happened (I checked the reddit post, and it's from 2019). That story brought back some staunch memories of how much I hated that airport. It felt like all the employees there were placed there after a natural disaster or something. There was no organization, and took like 5 hours to get through the line. Ugh

  • @dominiquegreer1201
    @dominiquegreer1201 Pƙed 2 lety

    As a airport employee I can say that no matter how stupid the rules are and I’m sure every employee at any international airport probably agrees with me they have to enforce it and the backlash and danger every employee has to go through we must follow every single rule to the letter unless otherwise notified

  • @MrBounceoutboi
    @MrBounceoutboi Pƙed 2 lety +2

    The writer story, I'd hang out for as long as possible, then try to buy the house, or the land at least, kick the parents out, then sell the land and house to someone else for more money and go live elsewhere

  • @texastesse1126
    @texastesse1126 Pƙed 2 lety

    This is why I hate airports. I’m so paranoid that they will find something I care about and is “not” allowed only to steal it.

  • @BunnyQueen97
    @BunnyQueen97 Pƙed 2 lety

    Fire academy = where fire fighters learn to be fire fighters/EMTs/dispatchers. They’re all over the west coast of the USA because, well, the entire west Coast burns down once a year.

  • @triplebasic
    @triplebasic Pƙed 2 lety +3

    That writer story is absolute BS.
    Making 11k in a month and living with your admittedly abusive parents?
    Having a Patreon and not actually revealing what it is?
    No way.

  • @FatefulOleander
    @FatefulOleander Pƙed 2 lety +1

    Fire academy is for firefighter training :) it’s super strenuous and demanding but ultimately it’s pretty cool

  • @murphjes000
    @murphjes000 Pƙed rokem

    Best part is that we totally know he's a zuko fan 😂

  • @Haru-nee
    @Haru-nee Pƙed 2 lety +1

    5:27 I'm not surprised. Someone lost their perfume while coming back to India. Shit was expensive.

  • @ovni2295
    @ovni2295 Pƙed 2 lety

    Remember: You can carry more than 100ml of liquid on a plane as long as there's a living fish swimming in it.

  • @hughganis3886
    @hughganis3886 Pƙed 2 lety +17

    Your content is the best part of my day

  • @wasteland5000
    @wasteland5000 Pƙed 2 lety

    She just destroyed that instructors honor. Now the instructor must capture the avatar.

  • @toriistorii6939
    @toriistorii6939 Pƙed 2 lety +3

    TSA is an effing joke and their rules about liquids are absurd

    • @dustyrose192
      @dustyrose192 Pƙed 2 lety

      not really. glass can be used as a weapon (break it in the toilets use it to attack the crew etc) the liquids can start a fire (it only takes two minutes for smoke to fill the air in a plane). Well the rules say you can take on glass bottles (as long as its empty) the rules about liquids are there for a reason

  • @brittany1049
    @brittany1049 Pƙed rokem

    Ah yes, the slippery slope from vodka to crack 😂😂😂

  • @saiyanation3548
    @saiyanation3548 Pƙed 2 lety +2

    I actually write fanfics in Wattpad and I never actually thought about making money off of it using patreon. So that story made me think I could try to do that. I probably wont make much money though or at all but who knows.

    • @schrodingerscat3741
      @schrodingerscat3741 Pƙed 2 lety +1

      Be careful with it with fanfics, cause that can get you in legal trouble.

  • @Elhvir
    @Elhvir Pƙed 2 lety +1

    Was flying through Moscow airport to Japan, and for some reason they had extra check-up in between flights (keep in mind, we never left the airport, barely even switched to next gate). I had bought a tax-free bottle of water after check-up because I get easily thirsty in the dry airplane air, and it was half-empty at the time we landed. Person checking our luggage picked up the bottle from my backpack, and threw it in the thrash without even asking if it was mine or anything. Just threw it in with all the other nasty "confiscated" stuff like smashed fruits, half-eaten doughnut and whole bunch of used tissues.
    I just angrily proceeded to next worker on the airport, and asked what was their ruling on liquids that were bought on-flight, and pointed out their co-worker. I never got the bottle back, but I did hear angry russian shouting a few minutes later.

  • @TheAidanodian
    @TheAidanodian Pƙed 2 lety +2

    I’m just wondering how it’s not obvious what the fire academy is. It’s like the police academy but for
 firefighters.

    • @radhiadeedou8286
      @radhiadeedou8286 Pƙed 2 lety

      It is 100% obvious, I think his brain is just glitching

  • @somestormcloakwithanarrowo4671

    I'm receiving my semester report tomorrow, hope i don't get mad at.

  • @fireiron369
    @fireiron369 Pƙed 2 lety +1

    That book worm story was beautiful.
    What a success story

  • @penderrin1637
    @penderrin1637 Pƙed 2 lety +1

    I wear hard contacts over night that correct my vision for the day. On a flight back from London, security tried to confiscate the contact solution because it was a bottle over the limit (despite the amount of liquid left being under), we didn't empty it because the airports regulations stated that contact solution was exempt of the limit. The guard didn't care, and tried to throw away the bag with both my solution and the contacts, which are worth a lot of money. Airport Security that insist they're right when they're not is infuriating

  • @DominusLuna
    @DominusLuna Pƙed 2 lety

    To Dad: Mom hits me again, I'm gonna hit her back. Dad: Well, it's time for you to move out.

  • @darjabednarik6534
    @darjabednarik6534 Pƙed 2 lety

    A security guard at the airport threw all of the contents of my small backpack out in search of my yarn scissors... The yarn scissors are very tiny (think about the size of nail scissors). In the process, damaged my brand new copy of The last wish which was in the backpack. The small backpack was in a bigger bag which was mostly empty, aside from the backpack and a couple of random items. He proceeded to carelessly stuff the contents of the backpack back in it, despite me asking several times if he could just leave them be for me to pack it myself so the book doesn't get damaged. But nope, he had to stuff it all back, damaging the cover on the brand new book in the process. The cover has creases and a bit of the cover is torn now. I know this damage would be made by use after a while, but I like to put a clear book cover (the foil stuff that sticks to the book) on my softcover books to prevent this kind of damage or at least make it last longer before that happens. I was going to do that when I got home. I actually bought the book on my trip since they're unavailable in my home country (I guess they just never got popular enough to have a demand big enough for book stores to stock it). I'm still very salty about that.
    oh, and edit to say: right after the bag got confiscated for the check and I was told there's a ponty object in my backpack, I remembered I had my yarn scissors there and I told the guard exactly where they are. He still proceeded to throw everything out of my backpack, even though they were in a small pocket that he could easily access without taking anything out. Not sure if that's a procedure they have to do or something, or maybe he was just a butthole. He did the same thing to the woman next to me who forgot she had a small bottle (less than 100ml) of hand sanitizer in her bag. She straight up told him what it is and where it is, but she had all of the contents of her bag thrown out, too. There was a Polish Karen next to us who skipped the entire line and demanded to be let through even though she failed to clear the security check, so maybe that's why he was such a butthole to us. But then again, if he was in a bad mood, he should take it out on the Karen that put him in that mood, not the rest of the passengers. We almost missed our flight, too.