r/Maliciouscompliance My Boss Wouldn't Pay Me, So I Sued Him!
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- Äas pĆidĂĄn 24. 07. 2021
- r/Maliciouscompliance OP works for an absolutely terrible boss. He critical, egotistical, and utterly incompetent. Unfortunately, the boss is also the owner's brother, which means that he's not going anywhere. The boss ends up firing OP, because of course he does, and then the owner refuses to pay OP for the work that he's done. The boss said those magical words: "So sue me!" So... OP sued him! Get ready to pay up, boss!
đ r/Maliciouscompliance Mom: "DON'T DISCIPLINE MY CHILD!" Babysitter: "lol ok" âą r/Maliciouscompliance ...
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#reddit #maliciouscompliance #funnyredditposts
"Sneaky Snitch" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) License: CC By Attribution 3.0 - Komedie
My grand-daughter pitched a fit once about the PBJ sandwich I made for her because I put the PB on the âwrongâ side. I just took the sandwich and flipped it over. âThere you are, PB is now on the bottom slice.â She was so amazed at how that worked and very proudly showed her mom the cool trick she learned. Three year olds can be so entertaining.
I've known 3 year olds who would likely freak out that's it's now upside down and still wrong, so that's pretty impressive.
Thatâs hilarious lol.
My baby sister was similar about her PB&Js but it was more with the amount than sides. When she was hungry, my sis would watch you like a hawk to make sure you put the perfect amount of PB to J (this varied on her mood). She was like a mini Karen in the making because she would "send back" her sandwich if it wasn't right. I just learned to make her sandwiches ahead of time whenever I watched her so I wouldn't have any trouble. If sis didn't see then "No!" she wouldn't scream đ
I find the blatantly stupid (relative to an adult understanding) antics of young children very much endearing.
I had a similar experience with chips and salsa. I'm in a wheelchair which means I need one hand to move the chair(manual at the time, power chair now) to get anywhere, so I got my bowl and put crushed chips in then poured salsa on top then a spoon. Some teenage girls were near me and said that was totally NASTY. I'm like "what the heck, it's the exact same thing just made a different way." What do you guys think?
âHowever⊠I was not a good employeeâ
Just the tone got me
You can literally HEAR the smug look on his face đ
"Should have given him Glitter, too!"
I effing spat out my drink. Brilliant! đ
People: £ (pounds), $ (dollars) ,⏠(euros) + more
Rslash: They're all dollars
Americans would complain if he used any other currency than dollars.
didn't you know... all Rslash's audience is muricans... they don't understand other currencies. LOL
Then again, its still entertaining
Well TBF at a glance between euro and pound I canât see the difference. So dollar is just easy.
@@dubious6718 Iâve never seen an American (or anything other person that uses dollars) do that. Itâs probably just easier for R Slash to say dollars
"Can you put the mayo on the OTHER side?"
"Uh... sure, sir."
*flips sandwhich upside down*
*sprays mayo on bottom of bun*
I'd have done that too
I was expecting the same thing đ đ
I was so expecting that it would be this!
Yep I would have done the same đ
Yes, the mayo has to be on the bread
"It doesn't make any difference!" oh... you sweet summer child, as soon as Lily gets old enough to make demands, you will have (and likely lose) that exact argument many many times XD
Whos lily?
I have a puppy named marylinn
@@I_want_White_Cheddar_Popcorn Rslash's daughter
@@H-to-O itâs a balance. Teach your kid to be assertive, so she can stand up to Karens, but not entitled.
@@H-to-O itâs not a Karen tendency, itâs a kid tendency. every kid is that way mo matter how good the parents are, the key is showing that itâs not how you act
ah yes...that multi tool...we also have a "universal key" at my place...a.k.a. a bolt cutter
At my workplace we have a universal key called a forklift.
Oh I have a FBI battering ram but bolt cutters and a fork lift probably work lol.
The fire department probably just use the jaws of life
do you work at the airport?
The actual line in the written story says that the "multitool" is in fact, a plier-type multitool, and the sledgehammer was an intentional mislead. Rslash paraphrased and took away some of the comedy :/
The angriest a customer ever got at me was when we had any REGULAR sub for $5, and he ordered a steak sandwich. Like, sir, I don't HAVE an override button. The sign says "regular." This is "premium." You can pay, or I can keep them.
Which, cool for you. Free sandwich for later.
@@Oxios He did end up paying... with the promise to complain to corporate. Hope that was fun!
@@DarcOne13 i never met you, but i like your style! Its a low down trick doing that. He never called corporate the little liar!
I worked at Sonic and someone asked me for a black and white shake. I was like âyou mean, Oreo?â âNo, black and white!!â âUh. What is that?â
She got pissed at me and told me it was chocolate and vanilla mixed together like Iâm stupid. Iâm like âwe donât⊠have chocolate ice cream?â Cause we only had vanilla soft serve.
She got my manager involved and he was like âjust put the chocolate syrup in the shake, and donât mix itâ lmfao
@@McSnezzly :o
Manager: *wonât store use a $1 screwdriver*
OP: ok then
Manager: why do I hear Triple Hâs entrance music???
đđ
Love it!
Grabs the sledgehammer*
ITS JOHN CENA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Or Stone Cold Steve Austin with the glass shattering sound in his intro.
The till drawer story.
Ah yes, percussive maintenance.
đđ€ŁEmergency Repair Procedure #1
Well, if it works on the TARDIS console, it should work on anything.
Just a little tap.
Raises overhead and slams, the drawer splits in half. Easy access, am I right?
@@cyclicspoon2588 pppp]
Yep. One rap usually unsticks all thats stuck and then some!
Was anyone else expecting the "warehouse multitool" to be a forklift?
I was thinking a crowbar
Ah, classic malicious compliance, what beauty, what grace, punching Karenâs in the face
T h a n k s f o r s p o i l i n g i t
Poetry at its finest
@@somethingsomethingsomethin9905 your fault for going to the comments before finishing the video
@@somethingsomethingsomethin9905 I havenât finished, but we should all punch Karenâs in the face
@@rylanreads3792 Roses are red, Violets are blue,Tell Karenâs f you!
Apparently the order of a sandwich does matter taste wise. Matpat accidentally discovered it in a cheeseburger theory trying to see what the best stacking order of a burger was and apparently even though they all had the same ingredients but different order they tasted different. Mildly Interesting
yes true, however in this case the mayo would still end up inbetween the cheese and vegetables, the exact same place it would have been
@@kalibuskristof2174 True, so case by case it may or may not count. Thanks, Jesus!
you donât want your veggies to get hot but donât want the bun to get soggy but donât want everything falling outâŠitâs part taste, part engineering integrity
Probably has the most to do with what touches your tongue first.
@@aleste3812 taste has as much to do with smell as it does with your tongue, hold your nose and eat something that has a smell and then eat it the same thing again without holding your nose there is a difference in taste.
With the first story, I totally understand her plight and I really wish my first upstairs neighbors put in a fraction of the effort she did. We moved into the complex in December. When we came to check it out we didn't hear anything from the upstairs neighbors and it was a really nice place so we jumped on the opportunity. A day or two after signing the lease we get full access to the apartment, so I go enjoy my lunch break in my empty new apartment. I sat on the floor eating, just watching my ceiling fan in the living room shake violently to the two or three kids above us chasing each other around. First red flag. In the following weeks as we settle in I begin to realize this isn't an "every now and then" thing, once the kids start playing I would hear it for the next few hours and I started to get headaches. My family noticed my roommate and I were super stressed and tensed because of it. We literally could not sleep in the apartment anytime that wasn't THEIR normal sleep schedule, which really sucked for my roommate who worked night shifts. Anyway, it got to the point where he went upstairs to talk to them about it while I was at work. The wife answers to him but she doesn't seem to speak much english at all so the conversation was short and kind of awkward, but she seemed to get the message... at least, for that hour before it started up again. My roommate started getting impatient with it and did the classic "hit the ceiling with the broom handle until they get the message" thing, which in hindsight we REALLY regret because it's just incredibly rude and super immature of us. (we just turned 21 and this is our first apartment, cut us some slack) Anyway, banging on the ceiling the 3rd or 4th time that month ended up summoning the dad to our front door. He told us to stop hitting the ceiling and that he couldn't control his kids.
You read that right, he can't control his kids. That was his excuse.
Mind you, I don't mind a reasonable amount of noise. But it sounded like they never told their kids to stop when they started. Furthermore, these are tiny 2 bedroom apartments so where the HELL are the kids running to in the first place? After this encounter we stopped retaliating and just started to call the office leaving numerous complaints. After a few complaints the office offered to send a manager down to our apartment to hear what we were hearing so he could make an informed decision on what to do next. Apparently every time the office talked to him in person or over the phone he stated that he can't control his kids, something one of the office staff who talked to me about it said was weird because according to her "it literally says in your lease that you have to control your kids". Here I should also note that I sleep with a box fan next to me because I can't sleep in dead silence, and I have a really nice pair of noise cancelling headphones. Neither of those were able to block out the noise leading to some very frustrated mornings from me. We decided to do some sound proofing, that way if a manager comes down he can see the effort we put in for it to not escalate to this level, but at the same time being below the noise, there's really not much sound proofing we could do. One bit of petty revenge we enjoyed was hanging up the sound proof foam on the ceiling. We had to use a hammer and nails, so we very much expected the upstairs neighbor to come down and say something which we were lowkey excited about because we'd get to show him what his family has pushed us into doing. To no one's surprise he was at our door before we even put the second nail in. Like, dude, what you're hearing now is exactly what we have to put up with regularly because kids running on their heels sounds like they're hammering the floors! My roommate answered the door and told him in the most polite yet assertive way possible "look what you're making us do". The neighbor's face was priceless. We told him we'd be done in about an hour or two and he went on his way. We, of course, took our sweet, sweet time. As predicted the foam didn't help much, but fortunately I think between that and the office telling him if they don't chill out a manager is going to come down to our apartment, they finally started to do just a little better, better enough that we didn't contact the office again until they ended up leaving about a month later.
Our new upstairs neighbors are shining examples of what we expected with a family living above us. We hear them often, but it doesn't go uncontrolled for hours at a time and they clearly make efforts to control it. We already met them and they're really good people who do what they can do be good neighbors. We told them the situation with our previous neighbors and they couldn't believe someone would have the nerve to say that they can't control their kids when they live in a second story apartment. We were never let aloud to run in the house as kids, let alone a freaking second story apartment.
If you got this far thank you for reading I don't know what compelled you to read all of that but I appreciate it. Please be courteous to your neighbors.
Story made me laugh dude đ€Ł glad the new neighbours are able to "control there kids"
I have the same problem with an out of control toddler that lives above me. She is a chonky girl and runs day and night. She's so out of control the Super told me pushed their very expensive TV and crashed into the floor. They had to call the Super since there was some damage to the wood floors that needed to be fixed. He had no sympathy for them and said "what do you expect you let her do whatever she wants". I pray every day they move out.
Tbh I understand her anger fully, it is annoying for things to be knocked on the floor because not only is there the loud noise but sometimes it even vibrates your apartment and in the worst case scenario can cause things to fall. Like I'd be pretty pissed too if I woke up to repeated stomps in the floor when I'm trying to get as much sleep as possible before work. Though she definitely should've been nicer I think both of them in the story really need to grow up.
Jesus Christ reading this was like reading my own story. My upstairs neighbors have 4 children in a 2 bedroom apartment. Both parents work the exact same shift so the 2 teenagers lock themselves in the bedroom and let the 2 really little ones just wrestle, run, and body slam each other off the furniture for 16 hours a day. That's not an exaggeration. The noise starts at 6:00 am and goes until 10:00 pm. And it's almost every day of the week. We tried talking to them about it and they gave the same excuse of "once they get started we can't control them". And they have extended family over on weekends. We have called the apartment managers, the owner, the cops. It just doesn't end. The people in the apartment before us only lasted a few months before breaking their lease and leaving.
Oh boy, we're having the same problem right now. We just moved into a temporary housing and the people who live over us have a toddler who seems to run regular races with himself and a dad who stomps around like a Clydesdale. I keep flashing back to my own childhood when running indoors was a Cardinal Sin, but I try to be understanding because my parents had a large backyard they could chuck me out into when I got the zoomies and the parents upstairs only have a parking lot.
If my daughter was told to put the mayo on the other side of the sandwich, she definitely would have turned it upside down and put the mayo on the outside of the sandwich. She's what some people would call petty, but that's just the way she is. She isn't petty, she's just doing what was asked of her đđđ
Yeah, I would đđđ
"But boss, what do you need me for? You have Steve on your leash so you can make him do the work. Steve himself has told everyone that he can do our job better, so talk to him."
A bit of Malicious compliance on my morning walk perfect
Morning walk!?! Where are you because itâs 11.11pm here in Sydney lmao
@@aeonvalley8589 Victoria here!
What a coincidence! I literally moved up from down near Geelong at the start of the year! What small world!
Morning here in America. 8:50
Its nearly 3PM where I am
Best thing when your entitled sister wakes you up, after a 12 hour shift!! Thank you Rslash đ
When r/Slash told about his Subway story, I thought he would flip da sandwich and put mayonnaise on the bread, while toppings are on the counter
If I ever work at a sub shop and end up wanting to rage quit, this is how Imma do it đđđ
@Alex Trigger ⊠Same!
I was hoping for that.
I would've started from the "other side" of the same bun since he didn't exactly specify what side he meant...
Just as I heard it I came looking for this comment
The milkshake story gets me. I used to work as a cook. People would watch me make their omelets,burgers,sandwiches,etc. I've had those customers that wanted extra everything but never wanted to pay extra for it.
"What do you mean I have to pay more money when I want more?This is absurd!I want to speak to the manager"
The sandwich thing does make a difference. Too much liquid on one side of your sandwich makes it ooze out. Not to mention Mayo has a light taste, so whatever else is on it will overshadow the taste. That's like saying "I want garlic bread with my soup" and someone throwing the bread into your soup. I didn't ask for Bread Soup.
4 Years of Culinary. My Chef would have pimp slapped the crap out of someone for that.
How is that the same? When you close it the Mayo will be in the middle, between the meat side and toping side. It's more like asking for the bread to be put on the left side of the plate, but you got it on the right side.
i think you misunderstand, he wasnt asking for the mayo to be under the meat instead of over the toppings (which would make sense), but to be applied to the plain bread that would be closed on to the toppings anyway:
plain bread touching mayo covered toppings= may covered bread touching plain toppings
thereâs structural integrity issues with oils and condiments that need to be worked around, not just oozingâŠ
plus bread in the soup is a dick move, and should get the person who did it disciplined
3 days in a row? rSlash hits a jackpots or sth? I feel that judging strangers would hit us 4 days in a row soon.
It's easy when he uses the same stories again and again
@@0Zero999 I see stories repeated too. The difference, itâs either rewatching or the fact that everyone covers the same stories because thatâs how reddit works
@@0Zero999 It's not like he can watch every single video on CZcams to see what's already been said though. And if there are stories he reads twice, I'm sure he just forgot that he already read it. He's been doing this for years now, so I can excuse it.
Its all about the money.
@@dubious6718 dude, what else is it supposed to be about? This is literally his job. Do you get upset when you're waiter serves you with a smile too because "iT's aLl AbOuT tHe MoNeY"
There actually IS a reason that guy wanted you to make his sandwich that way.
When building a sub, mayo and or mustard go UNDER the meat, with good bread coverage, but not so thick as to make the meat slide around. This adheres the meat to one side while freeing up the other half to be able to accept any dressings and absorb the runoff that is put on the veggies.
Subway teaches how to make a good Sub quickly, but building one correctly takes planning.
Problem with that, is that in subway you apply the meat first.
If the guy wanted mayo under his meat he should have asked that first.
I canât really blame the lady in story 1. It may just be my personal experience with terrible upstairs neighbors though.
Yeah, once I had a kid, I always made sure we were on a ground floor apartment. It's just not fair to the kids or neighbors.
Yeah but still, you cant be mad at someone because a kid got new sneakers especially with the lengths they went to to not make loud nouse
@@xaessedai How is it "not fair" to teach the kid how to properly behave in an apartment? It's not okay to be loud and obnoxious even on the bottom floor.
@@wmdkitty Most little kids are non stop movers. Do you think it's fair to constantly reprimand littles to not move? I agree that it is important to teach our kids to be considerate of others. My choice to make sure we lived on the lower floor was me being considerate to the neighbors. It wasn't a "battle" I chose to fight, since there are so many we do have to fight when it comes to teach our toddlers.
I hope you don't take this as an argument or the wrong way, it's just what I did.
@@xaessedai Bless you I have the same problem and the Building Manager offered the out of control Toddler family a first floor apartment to switch into after multiple complaints by me and other neighbors. They refuse if it doesn't bother them they don't care about anyone else. i try to annoy them by keeping my TV super loud and play the radio way loud and go out. I'm a petty betty.
Pro tip: never say "so sue me" to someone you screwed over, because I hey weren't gonna sue you before, they sure are now
The way the sauces are stacked DOES make a difference in flavor
Yeah its basic sause math
I agree does make a difference if i's in the meat or anything else
The order in which ingredients reach the tongue does in fact change how something tastes overall
Yes, but the way that the sandwich was being made, when it closed, it'd have been in the exact same location regardless.
Jake: *"Sue me lol"*
OP: *"Ok."* *Sues him*
Jake: *Surprised Pikachu Face*
First story... I mean I can sort of sympathize with the neighbor. She was definitely unreasonable at the end and you could argue that when you're living underneath someone who has very young children, that kind of noise is just something you have to deal with (I certainly never realized how annoying it was when I *was* that kid, despite my dad telling me numerous times to stop and me being low-key afraid of my dad at the time), but now being someone who does live in that exact situation... The constant thumping noises from overhead can get very irritating fast.
That's why I'd ask to switch apartments
Nah. Sorry. The people making noise/whose kids are making noise have a responsibility to temper that.
The poster did this and clearly fairly well, as shown by the end of complaints and the subsequent timing of new complaints. But it is not the neighbours responsibility to deal with noise by others in their home. They aren't the ones who decided to have kids. It's the same as for say a party, or someone playing an instrument etc.
@@scriptosaurusrex Exactly. It shouldnât be a strangerâs responsibility to tolerate the noise your kid makes. If you have kids then get a ground floor apartment. Itâs unfair for the person below you because of the noise and your kids because of the constant need to monitor every step.
@@llamaniaman4002 I have a ground floor apartment and I still hear my neighbor's 5 year old run around and jump off the couch. But he's 5 and deserves to release his energy without being afraid of making people mad at him for being an energetic kid. We should encourage kids to expend their energy and not divert it to watching TV or playing video games just because it's less bothersome for others. (Also he does play outside most of the time so it's really not a big issue.)
however, earplugs exist
In regard to the first story, I once heard a story where a similar thing happened and in that case, the person on the upper floor just stated that the reason they had moved into the topmost apartment was so that they wouldn't have to worry about noise above them......
The PB&J sandwich being flippe dover is basically a repeat of Rosanne.
One of my friends sons is a stupidly picky eater. I was hanging out with my friend when he made his kids lunch. Simple Ham and Cheese sandwiches, but my friend "messed" up. He put the cheese on first so his son complained.
My friend didn't give a flip. So just reached over and turned the sandwich over and said "fixed". His brother and sister laughed as the guy's son still insisted it was "wrong". My friend told him eat it or wait for dinner, kid had the sourest look on his face as he ate it.
Just be glad that guy you were serving at Subway didn't have OCD.
He probably did, and that is why he flipped out. First time Rslash has come across as someone who deserves a butthole rating. You don't know who you're serving, they might be neuro-atypical and that whole mayo thing is likely why they prefer Subway, because they can ask to have their sandwich done exactly as their sensitivities require.
Also, I wouldnât be certain that there was no difference. The meat and cheese could be more solid and slick than the toppings (especially if the meat was deli meat and the toppings included stuff like shredded lettuce), so putting it on the toppings side would give it more of a chance to soak into the toppings so it would be less likely to smoosh out when you close the sandwich. Itâs also possible he had other condiments he wanted and wanted the mayo to be on top (which does affect the taste slightly, IMO). Sure, these are minor, but one of Subwayâs main selling points is customizability (unless this predated that campaign), so the marketing team basically invited finicky requests.
Yeah, some people like having certain rituals followed. The customer isn't always right, but sometimes the customer has a point, you just don't realize it. Besides, it was a pretty small request, and it sounds like he asked nicely.
I know I've stayed up too late when I see an rSlash upload lol
Same
I know I've stayed up all night well into the morning when I see an r/slash upload đ
With the sub, it does matter a little, like, the sauce have time to soak the bread more.
That and the meat will slide while lettuce wonât.
When you were sharing your sandwich story I thought you were going to put the mayonnaise on the outside of the sandwich, since that also is the other side đ
I was expecting him to say that he looked at the guy and, with a deadpan expression on his face, just turned the sandwich around and finished putting on the mayo and said, "there, it's on the other side now"
@@arianedennison2395 i honestly thought the same
Same. Thank God I wasn't the only one
kinda with sandwich guy (minus getting mad) you add the sauce to the toppings side since it holds them together (works best with more liquid sauce but same idea) but when you put it onto the meat side some toppings stick but the rest can be lose.
or I'm OCD about it. I haven't decided yet.
Agreed. When I heard rslash tell his story I was like. You dont know how wrong you are buddy. Like has he ever even heard about the burger topping controversy?
@@OnePeopleOnelife Rslash did say he didn't care about his job at the time, which is why it isn't surprising to hear someone got annoyed with his work ethic and attitude.
@@someguythatblinks I mean yea he did. But sandwiches should be respected, so ultimately he's wrong and terrible person for disrespecting the sandwich.
Ok so when I was really young I HAD to have jelly on top. If my mom brought me a sandwich with peanut butter on top I'd refuse to eat it and she couldn't just turn it over. So she would "remake" it by taking it out of my sight turning it over and then bringing it back. To this day when I make myself a pb&j I still make it with jelly on top, although now I can just turn it over if I need to.
I had a thing about baked beans as a kid. I would refuse to eat them unless my mum went out the front door and pretended to go to my neighbour's house to get a tin of HER beans because I thought they tasted different. They were exactly the same can of beans and she just stood in the garden having a break for a few minutes. LOL Honestly, though, I was lucky. I was undiagnosed as a child as autistic with a lot of sensory issues around food. Thankfully, my mum never forced me to eat things that I really couldn't tolerate. I'm exceptionally grateful not to have those kinds of traumatic issues around food now compared to so many autistics and other people with ARFIDS or disordered/restrictive eating. My eating is still restrictive and disordered, but I can usually make myself eat something out of my comfort zone if I have no other choice, so it could be worse.
@@JustAnotherBuckyLover That's a lovely story thanks for sharing. I grew up in a time if you didn't eat what's on your plate you sat for hours. I wish i had a Mom as loving as yours.
@@jeng8401 So was I, I was born in the 70s. And my relationship with my mother is... complicated, let's say. She failed me dismally in many ways, and our relationship is kinda low contact... but she also had some sensory food issues so I guess she understood that and didn't force it.
I literally listen to this man everyday while doing hw, at work, playing video games and yardwork like damn this dudes great
To rSlashs story. I actually tested it. I prefer my sauce on the bread side too. I feel like it's obsorbing the sauce and that way it's not to messy to eat... I mean it doesn't mater when it comes to my subway since in putting so many ingredients on it that it's a mess anyway, but when I'm at home I walys put it in the bread side
I'm not sure you completely understood what happened. . . Unless I'm the one who's mistaken. RSlash was applying it to the toppings, which he then was going to cover with the bread. The guy wanted it applied to the bread that was going on the toppings. Basically, plain bread on mayo covered toppings, vs mayo covered bread on plain toppings.
Either way, I think we can both agree that there is no such thing as too much mayonnaise.
@@abrahamthebewildered1448 Ok than I didnt got my point across. It DOES make a difference. When you put the sauce on the bread side its not going to slip as much as when you put it on the topings because the bread will absorb the sauce.
You can watch a video from food theory where they actually test something similar with burgers.
@@Heroann Hmmm. . . IDK. Maybe depends on your eating habits I guess. How long the sauce is on the bread before you combine the parts of the sandwich. For me , it's gone in a minute after I get my hands on it, so no difference is made. Also, the amount of sauce I put on it - The bread's not absorbing all that; no way.
If you just put a thin film of mayo, I could see your point.
@@abrahamthebewildered1448 yes thats why I don't bother other people with my eating hazards XD when I do a sandwich myself than I put sauce on the bottom and the top and it's the first thing I put on. That way both sides have just a little of sauce that is not making the bread/burger soggy but at the same time it's enough sauce that it makes a difference. I'm also eating very fast so it's not very clean when I eat most of the time XD so when my Salat is slipping out of my bread it's not taking all the sauce with it and making the mess worse than it allready is XD
I had a subway worker question me why I bought a footlong sandwich and eat it for lunch over a two day period, saying "wont it be soggy?"
Well yeah. Its soggy now that you put like 2 gallons of mayo on it after I said "very little mayo please"
I mean, for the sandwich thing, I agree that it makes no difference, but I'd also prefer it on the veggies for, I dunno what reason. I wouldn't ask for it, cause I'm to shy, but if he asked politely, I understand why he was upset.
Probably an overreaction on his part, but I'd be slightly annoyed too XD
Hope everyone has a great day! â€ïžđ
You: you should have also given glitter
Me: omg glitter is so hard to clean out!
perfect time for rslash
Can we just appreciate that rSlash manages to upload daily and blesses us with great videos
The warehouse "multitool" sounds hella useful! đ
on customers also?
jk
When I was really little I got mad at my mom for making me a PB&J with the peanut butter on the wrong side. She said sheâd make me a new one, took it to the kitchen where I couldnât see, flipped it over, and handed it back, and I was completely under the impression I had a new sandwich đ€Ł
For your story at the end, RSlash; thereâs reasons for some people to be weirdly picky for seemingly no reason. Thereâs them being Autistic, or OCD... And, yeah, thatâs it. If you arenât either you have no excuse.
People are allowed to be picky (including NTs) if it's in a reasonable situation (they can afford to have different food and stuff) but it's being rude that makes it inexcusable. At least imo, maybe it's becuase I'm autistic and am really picky.
@@logicallyblue3814 From what RSlash described though, the customer wasn't being rude. Sure he made the request last minute but all things considered, he wasn't being an asshole or anything
I don't think asking for mayo on the bread instead of the meat is being pick anyways. Might be the same side, but mayo on the meat leaves the bread dry when you have the veggies on top acting as a barrier whereas mayo on the bread keeps the bread from just being dry when eating it.
You do realise that it's not only us autistics who have disordered eating right? ARFID is a thing that exists outside of autism and OCD. And ANYONE can have food preferences. I'm totally on board with changing the dialogue to make people more tolerant of so-called "picky eaters" who are autistic, as an autistic myself, but you don't get to gatekeep restricted eating patterns just because you're autistic or OCD.
For me it's more about the taste and texture. I try eating certain types of food to appease my family but I will start gagging if it's too much.
The neighbor in the first story clearly hates kids no matter what you do.
My upstairs elderly neighbour has a creaking floor, she asked me if it was bothering me. I told her to leave it because when I hear a weird thump and no creaking afterwards I will go upstairs to check if she might have fallen and could not get up. We had a few weird thumps since then but luckily she always opened the door.
@@velvety2006 Like a good neighbor, Velvety2006 is there.
@@ChimkinMcCluckie It is a tiny bit of self-preservation though. It's a council housing apartment so if she leaves it's a bit of Russian roulette who I get in her place. I have been encouraging her to go to a nursing attachment house alongside her kids because she is not too well mentally anymore and now she is still sound enough of mind to make her own choice where she wants to go.
Yeah I'm gonna say that is not it. I live under extremely noisy neighbors because of kids. Just as an FYI getting a call from management usually takes a lot of convincing because they usually want you to call the police. Because, under the law, all renters are entitled to "quiet enjoyment" which means that your neighbors should not be bothering you and you should not be bothering them. So they want you to use the police to enforce it instead of handling it themselves. If the OP of the story REALLY wanted to help talk to the landlady about moving to a downstairs apartment because you have a kid who plays and drops shit and it bothering the downstairs neighbor who, despite being an asshole, is actually in the right legally. Now we have no idea how much or how often the noise is actually being made but if its loud enough to wake people up its a problem.
I canât really blame her
Major D-head Story- I had very similar problems with my cousins S.O. a while back. For Christmas that year her kids both got fully tricked out kid-sized drum sets that they promptly fell in love with and played 24/7. BTW- They're both in bands now and credit that Christmas with kick-starting their interest in music. Win-Win.
lmao! "What needs to be fixed again?" Nothing! Nothing!
Sorry r/ but youre wrong about the subway thing, the construction of the sub will make different flavors hit your tongue in a certain order, food theory made a video about this
@dbnydnvn
Honestly, I feel like having mayo in the middle of your sandwhich would be weird as hell.
What kind of sociopath doesn't spread the spreads on the bread!? It's in the name! Spread!
Soo i worked at a gasstation that had a pizza shop brand incorporated. I'd get calls from ppl wanting all kinds of pizza. This women called and said I want a large pizza with only pepperoni. Now normally they also mean cheese. But because ppl are insufferable I have to make sure. I said to her. Do u also want, and she cuts me off. I just want pepperoni! Okay butthole. The look on her face when she got her cheese less pepperoni was so worth the reprimand that was handed down after
Boss won't put out $1 for a damn screwdriver. Okay malicious compliance use a sledgehammer! I love it!
The art and craft one.... OMG! The glitter would have been perfect.
I don't really think the woman in the first story did anything wrong. I work 12 hour night shifts 6 days a week so I need to sleep during the day so I'd be annoyed to but I will say that she could have handled the situation better.
you seriously didnât listen to the story, did you? she was complaining over ANY sound made, she wasnât being reasonable at all. she wasnât getting her beauty sleep at odd hours, she was just lashing out because she could
I'vee been wondering, how's Yugo doing? How is he with the new baby? Because, we haven't seen him in a long time
"Warehouse multi-tool"
Iconic, a legend
Rslash is like the one youtuber where Iâm actively looking forward to the next post
When I heard the Story with the Sledgehammer, i literally spit my food out laughing lmaooo
"Warehouse multitool" pfpft-
@@JoshRiolu "When all you have is a Hammer" indeed! ^_^
You know the stacking order of a burger makes a difference in the taste of q burger it wouldn't be too much of a stretch to say that its the same for sandwiches and that guy knew that
The stacking order didn't change. Mayo in the middle in either case.
@@simonbergqvist the order of the sauces in the stack also matters to the taste
@@Drew-zp8dp At that stage in the sandwich-assembly process the bread on one side has meat and cheese, and the bread on the other side will have veggies. Regardless of which side you put the sauce/condiment on, once the sandwich is folded together the stack will be veggies on the bottom, then sauce, then cheese, then meat. It won't change.
If the guy was ordering multiple condiments or sauces then it would make a difference as to which side it might have been put on, that's about it.
I live with a toddler above me and it will drive you mental having to hear them run back and forth all day and night. I have had it hit the ceiling with a broom many a time. I would send them flowers if they would put up thicker carpeting. Which they refuse to. They are so loud the people below me even hear them. It may be nothing to the OP but having to live with it is a nightmare.
Man, I was hoping rslash would say "so I flipped the sandwich upside-down and said Here you are sir. Mayo on the top!"
Technically the order that things are in on a sandwich does make a difference, it affects the order the tastes hit your pallet which affects how you experience the taste of that sandwich.
Yes, but if thereâs only one layer left to add, it doesnât matter if you add it to the bottom of the top half, or the top of the bottom half. Once you close the sandwich, that layer will be in the same place in either scenario.
The malicious compliance uploads are insane
Your last statement, WHAT A LAUGH a had!!! Great way to end the day, Thank You!
So, for a moment I thought you were going to close the sandwich and por the mayonnaise on top. Like a madman.
Thumbs up if you listen to RSlash like your daily coffee
yup, hope you're having a good day
Canât agree with you about the sandwich, rSlash. Where a condiment is put on a sandwich absolutely matters. Because your tongue faces up, if the mayo is at the bottom, you donât taste it nearly as much as if itâs at the top. IMHO. YMMV.
Except in this story it's a standard sandwich from Subway so the condiments end up in the middle regardless of which side you squirt them on. The only way to get them on top is to add them before everything else.
@@montamagic541 I haven't been to Subway in a long time but most places put the ingredients on the bottom bread slice and the condiments on the top bread slice. Does Subway not do this as well?
The Mayo goes in the middle however you do it. Topings on top, meat on bottom. Dressing in the middle.
@@tucagwathiel3380 At Subway they cut a loaf of bread in half, add meat first, cheese second 2nd on one side and then vegetables 3rd on the other side before finishing with condiments. Meat and cheese are added first because some sandwiches are toasted before adding veggies and condiments. Because condiments are the last thing added they will always end up in the middle of the sandwich once the two halves are put together. The prep station is set up to build sandwiches in that specific order for speed, so if you want it done a particular way waiting until the last ingredient to say something is not they way to go.
'But I was not a good employee.'
*Insert evil laugh here*
I have a sort of similar story to Rslash. This happened a few months after I was hired at a place know for its bowls and burritos. A kid had asked for a burrito and got rice, beans, a single serving of Carne Asada and some cheese. When I rolled it up it was kind of small cause there wasnât a whole lot in it, about 5 mins later the kids dad comes and complains the burrito is too small. Like honestly if not much goes into a burrito itâs gonna be small, and the kids dad slams the burrito, still wrapped in foil unopened, on the counter and demands we remake it which my manager said to just go ahead and remake it. He made the kid get almost everything so the burrito ended up being huge. Not exactly the angriest a customer has been at me but itâs one of the times that stuck out in my memory.
I hope that everyone is having a good Sunday!
yes
Well I havenât slept at all and just reheated pizza in my air fryer so Iâm doing good hbu
@@PAINTbear, good to hear that you're doing well!
@@randomshyte6473, nice to hear you're doing well. I'm doing good as well.
Well, there's an hour until Monday for me.
I love the malicious compliance stories!
I thought with your Subway story at the end that you were going to put the Mayo on the outside of the sandwich since that would be the âother sideâ of where you were putting it. That would have been hilarious!
See, rSlash left out the best part of the till drawer story. The sledgehammer wasn't the multitool, the pliers in his pocket were. He was just carrying the hammer to scare the boss into buying the screwdriver.
Listening to Rslash while resting my eyes after a long day is very satisfying
WOW, I have heard of many heartless acts but messing with a persons food order and then giving them attitude... You get 4.5 BH out of 5đ€Ł
I really thought you were just gonna flip the sandwich upside down so that all the toppings would be on the paper đ thankfully you aren't that bad of an employee
I am glad that rslash uploads exactly at 15:00 CET :)
3 straight days of Malicious Compliance? I want 2 weeks of no malicious compliance. Damn
Sometimes when I'm home alone I go to the backyard garden get naked cover myself with dirt and pretend I'm a carrot đ„đ
First story: When you live in an apartment building (block of flats for my British peeps), especially in the apartment below a small child, some noise is to be expected. They make sleep masks with headphones in them; just invest in a pair and play some relaxing music while you sleep. Or, if you're a weirdo like me, horror podcasts.
Split the difference, listen to Welcome To Night Vale
I thought Rslash was going to put the mayonnaise on the outside of the bread đ
Op from the first story was totally in the wrong. Strangers shouldnât have to tolerate the noise your kids make whenever they are in their own house. Yeah the neighbor could be a bit more understanding but you canât get angry at them if they complain about the noise. It was your choice to have kids, not theirs. And having kids doesnât entitle you to sympathy. And it sure as hell doesnât give you a right to tell people to âdeal with itâ.
Itâs your responsibility to deal with your kid. Clumsy or not.
If you didnât want to deal with it then you should have gotten a ground floor apartment.
Day 154 of telling him he's making everyone day better
12*
Day 109 of telling you to shut up
Okay, rSlash, you are officially too old to not realize that the order in which ingredients are put on a sandwich absolutely affect the taste. It was understandable that you'd misunderstand that as a kid, but you're a full grown man now.
So for the last story, I honestly was expecting rslash to say that he flipped the entire sandwich over, spilling all the meat, cheese, and toppings all over the table, and put mayonnaise on the other side of the bread.
11:15 That's Brutal, But yet a funny as heck suggestion. Glitter Bomb without the Bomb xD
Telling your sandwich story at the end and wondering what the difference is. My wife has major OCDs! She deconstructs her sandwiches and reassembles them, because every bite has to taste the same. This is not as uncommon as you would think.
The first OP was pretty inconsiderate tbh
To the Higher-Up that didn't give enough notice: A lack of planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on my part
The last story about subway i was a 100% waiting for you to say you closed the sub and put the mayo on the outside. xD
Rslash's subway story in the end doesn't sound snarky at all. More like he was genuinely pointing something out that should be totally obvious. 0/0 buttholes for that one đ
It's similar to one by odd1sout, so I guess it does make a difference?đ€·đ»ââïž
I'm not at all sympathetic to the OP in the first story... Take your damn kid to a park to run around instead of keeping him couped up in an apartment to run around all day.
I get that but also itâs really hard to keep control of a 4 year old and they run and play all the time in there house.. also bro have you ever seen that toddler energy only kids have they can run for 16hrs
@BK Plays Perhaps. I'm still bitter about my last apartment though, the upstairs unit was quiet for the first 3 of 4 years I lived there. Then it was 2 women that moved in (not that theres anything wrong with that, half the people in the 8 unit building were LGBTQ (including me), but they had 2 kids. Both mom's had jobs to the point they actually had a babysitter there everyday. A paid babysitter, not an overworked mom tired from her shift all day, someone actually being paid to watch the kids for 8 hours... and she never took the kids to the park, of which there were several in the area. So they just ran around the hardwood floor apartment ALL DAY... EVERY DAY.
If that wasn't bad enough, the 2 women would fight, rather loudly at 1am. At one point I actually thought it was a domestic abuse situation (I'm not convinced it wasn't), I just heard "Stop" and slamming. I went upstairs and knocked on the door. Everything got quiet, then I heard someone run to the peephole, run back. I knocked again, then I get a rude response from both of them "we're fine, go away".. I yelled through the door "well I'm not fine, its 1 in the morning if you don't knock it off I'm calling the cops". Theres more to that, but they were just incredibly inconsiderate people.
@BK Plays It was a shame, I absolutely loved that apartment. The neighborhood was a dump, but the apartment was really a diamond in the rough as far as I'm concerned, it was cheap, nice hardwood floors, high ceilings, historic building. Incredibly spacious 2 bedroom with a living room and dining room, it was huge (around 1100 sq feet), and I only paid about 700 a month for it plus utilities. The property managers were pretty terrible though, they refused to do anything about the new neighbors. They lived like an hour and a half away, never came around really. They just wanted to get their money and not do anything to earn it. They made it clear they doubted my claims of the constant noise, so I asked them to come down and hear it for themselves. No they said "oh just send me a video and I'll see if it actually warrants me coming down to hear it in person". Of course it didn't come through as well on a cell phone camera as it did in person, but you could hear it, which I knew wouldn't come through as well on my cell phone video so I filmed one of my cats reacting to it, you could clearly see him becoming distraught with the specific booms coming from upstairs, but they're like "I can't hear anything in that video so I guess its not really a big deal". It was one of the main reasons I didn't renew the lease for a 5th year.
Yeah, as someone living in that exact situation with a noisy AF kid above them (and no choice about where I live right now), I can't sympathise too much with the OP. Sure, kids get bored and have lots of energy, parents are busy, etc etc. But it's incredibly frustrating to have to put up with someone else's kid's noise all the time.
@@ObtuseMori Yeah, there seems to be a sense of entitlement the OP has in that story. Was the woman rude? Sure (assuming his version of events is accurate)... But he seems to completely ignore the fact that shes not the one with a noisy kid. She gains no benefit from that kid, she didn't get to have the act of passion that created the kid, she doesn't get the fond memories of parenthood out of it, shes purely being disturbed in her home with no benefit to her. "Well hes 4, so hes clumsy he can't help it", and thats my problem WHY? Take him to a park, or hog tie him if you have to to keep him quiet, don't get entitled and expect me to just not complain about a problem you're causing.
"MULTI TOOL" ... LOVED IT !!!
The "warehouse multitool" is awesome đ
Never invite your victim to sue you. Not if you intend not to suffer consequences.
People need to understand that if they canât handle noise they should find a place to live that isnât an apartment.
Damn i was JUST thinking about rslash
I really like your profile !
Irony
Was about to put his podcast on apple podcast play games dang
I love how you took the method with a sledgehammer definitely a multi toolđ
The IT manager that put Bill in his place is very rare.