r/Maliciouscompliance Be Careful What You Wish For!

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  • čas pƙidĂĄn 5. 07. 2024
  • Go to buyraycon.com/rslashyt for 15% off your order! use code "Holiday" Brought to you by Raycon.
    r/Maliciouscompliance In today's episode, a stuck-up worker at a company thinks that she's so valuable that company would crumble without her. That also gives her the confidence to go around treating people like garbage. When the opportunity arises for her to switch her job to a contract-based position, her boss is more than happy to maliciously comply. Then, he just doesn't renew her contract! Turns out, the boss had been looking for a way to fire her for years, and she just handed him a good excuse.
    0:00 Intro
    0:07 She fired herself
    2:48 No more english
    5:08 Sand
    6:31 Doctors note
    8:22 Neighbors read their contract
    10:19 Twin toddlers
    12:50 Floorboards
    👌 r/Maliciouscompliance Mom: "DON'T DISCIPLINE MY CHILD!" Babysitter: "lol ok" ‱ r/Maliciouscompliance ...
    linktr.ee/rslash
    #reddit #maliciouscompliance #funnyredditposts
    "Sneaky Snitch" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) License: CC By Attribution 3.0
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  • @rSlash
    @rSlash  Pƙed 2 lety +109

    Go to buyraycon.com/rslashyt for 15% off your order! use code "Holiday" Brought to you by Raycon.

    • @datgaydangernoodle1315
      @datgaydangernoodle1315 Pƙed 2 lety +3

      Dont think i will cos i have neat earphones already, but AWESOME vid again mate :D

    • @justinomzigtig9212
      @justinomzigtig9212 Pƙed 2 lety +1

      I love your videos because everytime I get home from school you have already posted like rn 2hours ago.
      And my school js from 7.25 am to 13.00 pm

    • @vulcorethegreat1220
      @vulcorethegreat1220 Pƙed 2 lety +1

      Look i had to do this.
      "No! This is Patrick!"

    • @weezylone
      @weezylone Pƙed 2 lety +6

      For 20 bucks more you can get equal or better sound, more features and longer lasting batteries with the Google Pixel Buds A-series. And the olive green ones are cool. Still great stories well read.

    • @katherineknapp6604
      @katherineknapp6604 Pƙed 2 lety

      😊

  • @ThePurple628
    @ThePurple628 Pƙed 2 lety +288

    "Watching toddlers really shouldn't be that hard hun." Ma'am, have you met a toddler? Yeah they can be cute, but they can also be the most nightmareish and stressful beings to deal with on this planet. It's one of the things I keep in mind when people say they don't want kids. I get it. I'm glad OP decided torture was the best route.

    • @Ajehy
      @Ajehy Pƙed 2 lety +2

      There’s a reason you have to watch them like hawks and put child locks on everything. Plus they’re fast little buggers!

    • @annied1827
      @annied1827 Pƙed 2 lety +13

      The story about the toddlers made me laugh sadly she's got worse to come lol mine were premature and my youngest hit her terrible twos at age 5 ill let that sink in, ok she was tiny in size of a 12-18mth clothes but she was a nightmare to live with lol. Well her teacher came out one day looking like hell saying she was a nightmare tantrums having fits etc I told her oh, she's fine she's just hit her terrible twos she's also teething with her 18 mth baby teeth, she said but she's 5 how is she having her terrible twos? I explained because she was premature she's finally catching up and I know this because the Dr told me while laughing he said we just have to ride it out actually he found it hilarious !! She looks horrorfied and said so what do we do how do we deal with it ?? my reply well between 9am-3pm she your problem any other time she's sadly my problem. And you just have to figure it out sadly she didn't come with a instructors hand book and she changes everyday just like with any toddler, the teacher looked totally defeated and said is that it ?? đŸ˜¶ I said oh and good luck with that đŸ€ŁđŸ€Ł got to say it was a relief once she got through that stage lol

    • @pipersmama6040
      @pipersmama6040 Pƙed rokem +4

      Toddlers are like drunk people. They won’t listen & when they get hurt they blame you for it.

    • @anamethename3327
      @anamethename3327 Pƙed rokem

      Toddlers, second only to Customers (Looking at you Karen)

    • @melrobertson2743
      @melrobertson2743 Pƙed 2 dny

      I'd rather herd cats than work with toddlers, cats aren't as obstinate and temperamental as toddlers

  • @dinahmyte3749
    @dinahmyte3749 Pƙed 2 lety +560

    As someone with sensory issues, crying babies and snoring are two things that make me irrationally mad. It immediately sets my jaw on edge.
    I understand that babies will cry until they learn speaking skills and snoring isn't anyone's fault, so I don't get mad at them. But I've been called rude for putting in headphones or leaving a waiting room with a crying baby or heavy breather... It's insane to me that people will find me rude for removing myself from a situation that I know will set me off...

    • @finalchapter1899
      @finalchapter1899 Pƙed 2 lety +11

      I... sensory issues aye?

    • @Mistfall254
      @Mistfall254 Pƙed 2 lety +4

      @@finalchapter1899 lol, Scottish joke

    • @kiaradanielle7903
      @kiaradanielle7903 Pƙed 2 lety +45

      I would say it’s nicer that you remove yourself from a situation where say a mom can’t remove a baby if their sick. I don’t understand why people would think you’re rude for that. Like what??

    • @noobiesensei6281
      @noobiesensei6281 Pƙed 2 lety +30

      Bruh, it's just rude of you to have issues and not be perfect. Like, how dare you !

    • @wolvesrfun
      @wolvesrfun Pƙed 2 lety +24

      Right? How dare you not kneel down and do the bidding to someone else’s “angel rainbow sparkle baby uwu”
      Should be grateful people are nice enough to respectfully walk away instead of being mean to a baby. I get that we don’t need to cater to people in public, but walking away from things that other you literally doesn’t hurt anyone.

  • @jaspr1999
    @jaspr1999 Pƙed 2 lety +184

    Infants are a nightmare if you're not prepared for one... Twins are much more than double the trouble since it seems like they have an exponential increase of trouble for the icing on top. As a Santa, I've had more than my share of fussy, upset, and wiggleworms and this has taught me more than I ever thought possible about parents in general as well as the kids. That old woman was just looking for a target for her sourpuss'ness.

    • @KapitainvonHass
      @KapitainvonHass Pƙed 2 lety +14

      My oldest niece was TERRIFIED of Santa when she was really little so she just cried the whole time on his lap. Which I thought was weird since she wanted to see him and sit on his lap. And my father and I stood in line with them for at least 30 minutes for that to happen listening to all of her and my other niece's complaining AND all the other kids. It wasn't a fun time for 12 year old me....

    • @nickball4071
      @nickball4071 Pƙed 2 lety +18

      As a twin I can confirm that we do this on purpose. One goes one way the other another because at least one of us will evade capture. My mum has videos of my twin and I baby talking to each other (making our plan) then executing it, unluckily for us she had my older brother and stepdad there as back to chase down the escaping twin.

    • @jaspr1999
      @jaspr1999 Pƙed 2 lety +8

      @@KapitainvonHass - I am so sorry that happened. If it helps, I'm a wheelchair Santa that visits the kids in the hospital so the setting and atmosphere is much different.

    • @jaspr1999
      @jaspr1999 Pƙed 2 lety +4

      @@nickball4071 - Yeah, but I bet it was fun to try to evade them as long as possible! :-D

    • @nickball4071
      @nickball4071 Pƙed 2 lety +6

      @@jaspr1999 absofuckinglutely

  • @ZombieSazza
    @ZombieSazza Pƙed 2 lety +237

    “I guess watching toddlers really isn’t that hard after all”
    Was this posted by my sister? Because that sounds exactly like my sister, she would 100% do this with a massive shït eating grin. She doesn’t have twins, but when my nieces were still wee they liked being talkative and loudly expressing themselves, most folk don’t mind because y’know, they’re kids, they’re not doing it on purpose, but sometimes you’d have someone give her a dirty look.
    One day we’re on the bus, my sister, me, and my 2 nieces, and the youngest was about 9ish months old and loudly expressing how much she liked the bus (same kiddo, same). The bus was quite empty as it was later in the day, we’d been out all day visiting places so we were travelling back home, so there was a young guy at the back with headphones on and not caring, a dude with a dog at the front, and this old wifie who was just utterly miserable, the sort that would be upset that a child dared to breathe near her. She tried loudly clearing her throat, making “hmph” noises, glowering, and tapping her foot loudly, and eventually as my niece was starting to settle with a bottle she LOUDLY started ranting (which set off my niece again) about how my sister was clearly a “terrible mother” and how “looking after a baby is easy”, how she was “completely irresponsible” and “obviously neglects” my niece because she was a literal baby, who was hungry and tired.
    My sister just said “oh is it easy to look after babies? Okay, you can do it for me then, seeing as it’s so easy, I’m sure you’ll manage with absolutely no problem!”
    The old wifie looks appalled, and continued her tirade
    “You’re irresponsible! Why would you give your baby to a complete stranger? You don’t even know me!”
    To which I piped up
    “Why would you tell a complete stranger how to care for their child? You don’t even know us.”
    She got the hint, muttered under her breath in her seat for 5 minutes until it was her stop, and had to listen to the cacophony of cries until she left. My niece settled down after the wifie left, obviously she could sense a great disturbance in the force.

  • @dracko158
    @dracko158 Pƙed 2 lety +421

    Karen: *"DON'T TOUCH MY LOUNGE!!!"*
    *Sits, and scratches her "expensive" floorboards*
    Also Karen: *Surprised Pikachu Face*

    • @ItsIdaho
      @ItsIdaho Pƙed 2 lety +3

      I wonder if she did all that on purpose. Or if she is really that dumb-

    • @dracko158
      @dracko158 Pƙed 2 lety +7

      @@ItsIdaho Maybe both. Karens are that dumb. XD

    • @RiptoGakt
      @RiptoGakt Pƙed 2 lety +1

      This is what I wish my cat had his front-paw claws back for. ^_^

    • @Kruhee
      @Kruhee Pƙed 2 lety +5

      It kinda feels like a scam tbh, but she was so dumb she didn't realize it wouldn't work.

    • @omegadragons321
      @omegadragons321 Pƙed 2 lety

      i see you on every single one of rSlash’s videos

  • @Richard_Nickerson
    @Richard_Nickerson Pƙed 2 lety +54

    14:46
    "The customer service LADY hands the LADY *his* paperwork"
    One of these things is not like the other.

    • @ItsNateNotNathaniel
      @ItsNateNotNathaniel Pƙed 2 lety

      No one asked lol

    • @sheepy0125
      @sheepy0125 Pƙed 2 lety

      what's wrong with changing gender temporarily halfway through a sentence? /j

    • @michaeledmunds7056
      @michaeledmunds7056 Pƙed 3 měsĂ­ci

      The sentence can still make sense with a third person who isn't present, I guess. 😂

  • @thebestcentaur
    @thebestcentaur Pƙed 2 lety +151

    Judging by how many of these seem to consistently be work-related, I'm grateful that I work where I do

    • @Minimiki1758
      @Minimiki1758 Pƙed 2 lety +4

      I feel that my guy lol, I'm so glad I dont have too many stories about bad job experiences

    • @nahi.03
      @nahi.03 Pƙed 2 lety +1

      I just got my first job I'm hoping for one Karen and the rest smooth sailing 😂. It's holiday season though so the Karen's are at full power

    • @KapitainvonHass
      @KapitainvonHass Pƙed 2 lety

      Same. I work in machine shops, don't have too many stories or anything. Just that some of the people are dumb as hell

    • @tiredman99
      @tiredman99 Pƙed 2 lety

      Same.

    • @ywnfighter1290
      @ywnfighter1290 Pƙed 2 lety

      Where u work

  • @jaxsonbateman
    @jaxsonbateman Pƙed 2 lety +64

    I'll just mention that severance pay isn't necessary a global thing. I don't think I've ever had a job with severance - they're all entry level, and I do know that some workplaces have redundancy packages (that's specifically for roles that are no longer required, rather than someone fired for X or Y reason), but yeah, severance in Australia at least isn't a widespread thing.

    • @gmun2248
      @gmun2248 Pƙed 2 lety +1

      It really just applies if you have a contract and the contract is broken by the employer, or they essentially 'pay' for 'breaking' it when they end your employment.
      It exists everywhere with labour laws, but it rarely applies to entry-level or hourly pay workers, and HR rarely allows a company to fuck up so badly that they break a contract in 'letting someone go'. There are always loopholes, and they are usually in the company's favour, or they can word them so they are.
      Unless an interpretation of severance pay would be paying someone the equivalent of 2 weeks notice. Sometimes that applies.

  • @fireice3040
    @fireice3040 Pƙed 2 lety +78

    These videos are always so good, because they asked for it themselves, they caused their own problems

  • @johngennaria7081
    @johngennaria7081 Pƙed 2 lety +45

    Gotta love it when a boss works someone to the ground and get bit with malicious compliance. Also, if I was the manager, you'd bet your but I'd get OP checked out and if they cannot work, I'd bust my ass to cover for them rather than force working hurt.

    • @johngennaria7081
      @johngennaria7081 Pƙed 2 lety +1

      @ContradictoryCrow depending on a specific branch it's not always the case......but it still does gold up for a general consensus. Especially with major players in specific fields

  • @25aspooner
    @25aspooner Pƙed 2 lety +54

    Good morning R/alarmclock! That punctuality is admirable! Thank you for all the awesome videos. Coffee and RSlash is my morning routine now

    • @Lilith-Rose
      @Lilith-Rose Pƙed 2 lety +2

      For me in the uk it's a 2pm upload, so the notification tells me "time to take the neighbours dog out". Thankfully it's raining today so I actually get to watch the video on time for once

  • @yorgunkirmizi
    @yorgunkirmizi Pƙed 2 lety +24

    On story two, when I heard ‘it disturbs german speaking people’. This is literally a line used by an ex boss of me in Germany. That we cannot speak any other language in the office (even in our breaks) because it disturbs the german speakers. Some Germans are like this unfortunatly. They see the immigrants lower than themselfs and when immigrants have more language abilities than they have, they get disturbed


    • @schrodingerscat3741
      @schrodingerscat3741 Pƙed 2 lety +3

      ....wooo racism......

    • @yorgunkirmizi
      @yorgunkirmizi Pƙed rokem

      @@z3r0ut78 how tf would you understand a foreigner speaks “gangster” language. Dafuq is this comment man

  • @ac31ell
    @ac31ell Pƙed 2 lety +23

    I've got a bit of a story myself, so I'm an ex championship dancer, and I had to retire due to an injury. The dance I did was Irish dance, I had a solo outfit and everything. In the academy I went to I had a rival, a guy I'm gonna call J. I'm a trans guy and I still have a friend in the academy who is MTF, N, and she's told me what happened. So about a week before we were gonna fly out to go do our World Competition, which was my first worlds and I was super excited, J told me that he was gonna take my spot and I wasn't gonna end up going because he was better and more experienced.
    Turns out he was right because I broke both my legs three days before flying out from stepping wrong and tumbling off a stage. I was devastated and my legs were mangled. J did end up taking my place, but the kicker is- he made us lose first place for worlds because of his wanting to take the lead in a 6 hand. N had told my instructor what she heard J say and J got screamed at. Best way I can describe my ex mentor: The Gordon Gay Ramsay of Irish and River Dance. So I guess it's petty revenge and malicious compliance but he cost us the win and quit not long after that. I recently attended my ex mentors wedding with his now husband and I finally dusted off my old hard shoes for the occasion. I've grown from my Irish Dance stage and now pursue Criminal Psychology and consider myself a drag artist. My family at the academy is still there but the main part I'm upset about? I WAS SUPPOSED TO BE AT LEAST 5'5 AND I'M STUCK AT 5'2 CUZ THE INJURY

    • @ink2812
      @ink2812 Pƙed 2 lety +2

      
 perfect way to end it:3👍

    • @maxskogh6289
      @maxskogh6289 Pƙed 2 lety +3

      Nice story, if a bit hard to read.

  • @lekyshacintron5160
    @lekyshacintron5160 Pƙed 2 lety +24

    Baking cookies with Rslash as my background noise has been my routine for the past few days 😅

  • @markusajo5007
    @markusajo5007 Pƙed 2 lety +462

    There is something funny about talking of high quality audio and the importance of it when advertising for raycon

    • @JeriWeirdo
      @JeriWeirdo Pƙed 2 lety +23

      Why? Are raycons bad?

    • @Doofindork
      @Doofindork Pƙed 2 lety +92

      I don't mind CZcamsrs hustling and selling products even if I don't like said product.
      That aside; I agreed, its not even snobbery that raycons aren't high quality audio. There are better for cheaper.

    • @demo3645
      @demo3645 Pƙed 2 lety +48

      @@JeriWeirdo raycons are awful lol. spend the extra on airpod pro’s, they work for every phone and are amazing

    • @nomar5spaulding
      @nomar5spaulding Pƙed 2 lety +136

      @@demo3645 Too bad they come from Apple. I would rather buy a daily kick in the nutsack then ever spend another dollar on an Apple product.

    • @MsNoPixel
      @MsNoPixel Pƙed 2 lety +39

      @@demo3645 supporting sweatshop made products from apple
 nice đŸ‘đŸ»đŸ™„

  • @hamzasultan96
    @hamzasultan96 Pƙed 2 lety +6

    The first story is proof of why a good work ethic and positive attitude should always be your only way to work for someone. Flaunting authority and relying on being a favourite to someone powerful will eventually catch up to you.
    Also, always get the doctor's note. Never try to take one for the team and compromise a way to work so no one else gets overworked. I know it sucks to be in either extreme but if something happens to you during your shift, that would be even worse than just getting yourself checked out and letting your doctor decide if you can get through work and still heal up.

  • @GTSE2005
    @GTSE2005 Pƙed 2 lety +14

    Moral of the story: Don't mess with a contractor or suffer the wrath of the rock

  • @shiny4984
    @shiny4984 Pƙed 2 lety +18

    Karens really hare a different species
    One second they are "DON'T TELL ME HOW TO RAISE MY KIDS!" and the next second they are teaching you every single step on how to raise YOUR kids (in the karen way, meaning screaming at you)

  • @franciscojaviermendezrinco1902

    Seventh story: What womam is of the saddest losers I know. I bet because her children are adults and living on their own, she can't torment them as she wishes, so she has to conform with workers.

  • @emmasandfort5095
    @emmasandfort5095 Pƙed 2 lety +8

    I love listening to these before class. Always a treat

  • @paden1865able
    @paden1865able Pƙed 2 lety +9

    I'm really glad that you use such primo recording equipment, but I do miss puppy bloopers.

  • @charminglady2011
    @charminglady2011 Pƙed 2 lety +6

    So a part of me thinks the story with the broken ankle, the boss did that on purpose. Because if op further injured himself on the job, then legally they would be responsible. He would be out longer and on the company dime.

  • @lauthequeen5847
    @lauthequeen5847 Pƙed 2 lety +9

    I love watching your videos on my morning school break lol you always post on time and I love it. Thank you r/slash!

  • @sadlad335
    @sadlad335 Pƙed 2 lety +5

    The way rSlash sighs as he says "sure enough" tells me he knows plenty about fussy babies lol

  • @soleyen7539
    @soleyen7539 Pƙed 2 lety +17

    When you finally get to watch rSlash instead of listen to it and find out he leaves important parts out of stories, multiple times each story. It's a bit disappointing.

  • @DreadEnder
    @DreadEnder Pƙed 2 lety +5

    I wish for more r/Kevin or Kevin’s videos
    They did very well on your channel and it’s been ages

  • @oliviamoore3426
    @oliviamoore3426 Pƙed 2 lety +15

    Trust me when I say as a producer, the raycon Audio quality is really really bad. The base drowns out the regular sounds and if you remove the bass, the regular sound is just bad. They have essentially boosted the bass and there’s too much bass. But don’t just take my word for it. Google or CZcams raycons and make up your own mind. I’d go for other earbuds than the raycons.

    • @oliviamoore3426
      @oliviamoore3426 Pƙed 2 lety

      @@cringlepingle yes, I know. It’s quite sad just how bad raycons are

  • @jefftitterington7600
    @jefftitterington7600 Pƙed 2 lety +1

    In my area it's standard to make a real estate offer conditional. Having a satisfactory home inspection (at buyer's expense), obtaining financing, and selling the buyer's previous home are common. A poor home inspection means the buyer can back out or reduce the offer.
    It's basically a negotiation, and you can offer or ask anything legal. We had someone buy our house, without appliances, then make a side offer for them. She didn't want to mortgage the purchase of used appliances and we were ok with that. (Major appliances are often included in the offer to purchase - just a custom and up for negotiation.)

  • @spitfire4115
    @spitfire4115 Pƙed 2 lety +4

    Thanks for uploading in the morning cause now I can listen to you while I work in class. Also everyone have a good day.😊

  • @geminilius
    @geminilius Pƙed 2 lety +5

    Wow, raycon's marketing budget must be immense. I hear them on almost every video I watch.

  • @Darth_Reposter
    @Darth_Reposter Pƙed 2 lety +1

    Second Story: OP lived in the Netherlands, Spain and Austria! It is my firm belief that OP might be an Hapsburg.

  • @BlackFox999
    @BlackFox999 Pƙed 2 lety +16

    Good morning, another day to scout out breakfast

  • @namelessminionveinreaver3763

    "Go f*ck yourself" truly is one of the best phrases the English language has. It's amazing how well it ends a conversation.

  • @PlutoNCH4CO
    @PlutoNCH4CO Pƙed 2 lety +4

    I love starting my day off listening to your videos!

  • @marshallf8678
    @marshallf8678 Pƙed 2 lety +1

    Why do managers hate chairs or stools? Like we can’t be on our feet all day it’s not wrong to be sitting as long as it doesn’t impact the work.

  • @schrodingerscat3741
    @schrodingerscat3741 Pƙed 2 lety +1

    I'm not sure what managers are expecting to happen when they see proof of a serious injury and demand a doctor's note anyway.

  • @bartvansliedregt5482
    @bartvansliedregt5482 Pƙed 2 lety +1

    Malicious compliance videos must be my favorite by R/

  • @DaveC2729
    @DaveC2729 Pƙed 2 lety

    One time when I was working construction, I placed my ankle badly due to a dip in the concrete where it led to a drain. Normally I'd have recovered, but I had been up next to my boss's work pickup to talk to him and it got in the way. I gave my ankle a really nasty sprain. I didn't go to the doctor, kept working, and my boss was ok with me walking reeeeeealllly slow for a couple of weeks. It took more like six weeks before my ankle was back to full strength. Watch out if you get a sprain; the injury will want to repeat itself because it directly weakens the muscles, tendons, ligaments or whatever that would prevent it.

  • @joseph0998
    @joseph0998 Pƙed 2 lety

    5:03 I wasn’t expecting that.. I was waiting for the great wisdom of Rslash not that lol 😂

  • @emilyemily9831
    @emilyemily9831 Pƙed 2 lety +1

    I use that “English phrase” all the time

  • @adamlesandrini312
    @adamlesandrini312 Pƙed rokem

    I'm a disabled veteran. Every so often, my knee acts up, especially if I'm standing in one place a lot, maybe every 3 months or so. So I used to work fast food, and requested to sit on a stool when performing a stationary job (only for the day my knee was bothering me), like taking drive through orders, or taking the money/handing out the orders. The owner refused, claiming I was in the way, even though because of how close I pulled the stool, I was actually less in the way (at the window, you were boxed in, so there was no possible way to be in the way). This combined with other fairly substantial issues led me to make the jump to a new career, and she was baffled when I quit and wouldn't stay on at all.

  • @that_0ne_c0c07
    @that_0ne_c0c07 Pƙed 2 lety +1

    6:30 when he said ET-Regina i thought he said "Aunt Regina" and it reminded me of when i was 4 and i said "Aunt Regina is a Ho Ho Ho!"

  • @CrazyMeansCreative
    @CrazyMeansCreative Pƙed 2 lety

    I wonder if for the ankle injury the manager asked a doctors notes so that there was proof of an assessment of the injury before she came to work. If she had come to work despite being injured without the assessment and it got worst, then it would have been hard to prove what happened when. It would then turned into a work related injury and paint the company in a bad way as well as well make their insurance higher I guess.

    • @aleisterlavey9716
      @aleisterlavey9716 Pƙed 2 lety

      Or make an illness out of an injury, which, depending on the country, is paid by a different insurance.

  • @Far2hip
    @Far2hip Pƙed 2 lety +6

    That first deep scratching sound would have given me a big grin. The second one after she signed the release would have made it turn to a huge smile, lol. 😁😁

  • @chawaynepollard5623
    @chawaynepollard5623 Pƙed 2 lety +1

    I know that lady in the twin toddler story isn't my mother but dear god she did that every time someone complain about anything she was doing with us.

  • @weewoooo1796
    @weewoooo1796 Pƙed 2 lety +3

    Awesome opossums. Thanks for the upload. Been around for a while, so happy to see you growing so well

  • @schrodingerscat3741
    @schrodingerscat3741 Pƙed 2 lety

    There are things I will criticize strangers parenting skills for, but it won't be pacing back and forth in a waiting room or giving them snacks. I don't know those kids better than they do!

  • @henriflego9574
    @henriflego9574 Pƙed 2 lety

    I had abusive supervisors like Ally. They never got in trouble because to any outsider, it seems they were doing their job, but they weren’t. They picked on different people different weeks and if you talked back or defended yourself, then they’d boot you from the schedule.

  • @scp2539
    @scp2539 Pƙed 7 měsĂ­ci

    managers love asking for notes until it inconveniences them

  • @elinemilsson2087
    @elinemilsson2087 Pƙed 2 lety +2

    Love these stories 😍😂

  • @kierrific1357
    @kierrific1357 Pƙed 2 lety +1

    Someone: fall in line
    Me: *trips over absolutely everything including my own foot*

  • @HaiseKuromeruMMD
    @HaiseKuromeruMMD Pƙed 2 lety +2

    I understand the hustle but i will never buy over priced products like Raycon and I noticed that every CZcamsr advertised products tend to be too exaggerated or really bad.

  • @CadentClock39
    @CadentClock39 Pƙed 2 lety

    RSlash: I value high quality audio
    Also RSlash: *Proceeds to advertise Raycons*

  • @andreachristensen5383
    @andreachristensen5383 Pƙed 2 lety +1

    $200 worth of light bulbs?!? Damn that's a lot of bulbs

  • @jerberus5563
    @jerberus5563 Pƙed 2 lety

    My grandma is a lot like the grandma in the "Twin Toddlers" story. Ugh. She's a bit of a liar, too. She is an "Indian Giver" and often goes back on her promises.

  • @shiftychaos
    @shiftychaos Pƙed 2 lety +6

    7:20 the fact that sitting down is considered unprofessional in America is deeply ableist. I snapped my kneecap basically in half five years ago and I couldn't afford to get it treated so I'll probably have pain when I stand and walk for the rest of my life. This has made finding work impossible. I'm a trained video editor with a degree in film production but I can't find work right now. unfortunately, all the open positions in my tiny town are service jobs, which require standing for eight hours straight. I can't even stand for 20 minutes without getting winded from the pain. It really fucking sucks.

    • @HairyHariyama
      @HairyHariyama Pƙed 2 lety +1

      I wouldn't be surprised if the real reason behind the sentiment is companies not wanting to spend money on chairs for their employees.

    • @RiotWild
      @RiotWild Pƙed 2 lety +1

      So if you have the money to have a primary care doctor that will go on record confirming that you can still get those jobs. During interviews they ask if you can perform your job duties "with or without accommodation." Say yes, get hired then request an accomodation through the ADA (Americans with Disabilities Act). Your doctor will have to fill out paperwork. Technically the job can try to argue that a chair would put undue burden on the company but that wouldn't really fly in court. They are way more likely to just give you a chair at the register

  • @creatingahomesteadincolora2919

    We have a common phrase in America: GFY
    OmgđŸ€ŁđŸ€ŁđŸ€ŁđŸ€Ł you had me rolling!
    Btw, My #1 phrase!

  • @Randomness67
    @Randomness67 Pƙed 2 lety +13

    rSlash at first when you started posting later i was mad then i realized that it might be because you are spending more time with your family so I am glad you are

    • @Richard_Nickerson
      @Richard_Nickerson Pƙed 2 lety +3

      He's NOT posting later though... 9am EST has always been his post time.

    • @boldanabrasevic3020
      @boldanabrasevic3020 Pƙed 2 lety +3

      It might appear he's posting later because of daylight saving time

    • @Richard_Nickerson
      @Richard_Nickerson Pƙed 2 lety

      @@boldanabrasevic3020
      Oh yeah, I always forget that's not recognized everywhere

  • @OctoLemon06
    @OctoLemon06 Pƙed 2 lety

    My dad knows English and a decent amount of German, russian, French, and Spanish and maybe one or two more where he just knows a basic amount and I’m very surprised he hasn’t had any malicious compliance/ entitled people stories related to speaking several languages

  • @RedT...TheOriginal.NotANumber

    Anyone else physically cringe when they described the damage to the floor in that last story? OP started talking about the rubber stoppers, I thought "omg, I know where this is going". By the time he actually said what happened, I was nearly in the fetal position from cringe!

  • @madamplatypus313
    @madamplatypus313 Pƙed 2 lety

    What the hell else do toddlers do besides eat and cry? Has that Karen ever been around a child before?

  • @lakeyde5276
    @lakeyde5276 Pƙed 2 lety +3

    Have a good day!

  • @QuinnBarnett
    @QuinnBarnett Pƙed 2 lety

    16:10 of trust me they will fall out but only after you fall asleep

  • @commoncommentatingcommento8683

    Talks about high quality and value audio, proceeds to pimp out RayCONs.
    I like this guy’s sense of humor.

  • @_TeXoN_
    @_TeXoN_ Pƙed 2 lety +1

    5:00 rslash has no idea how employment laws in europe work. You can't fire someone without a very good reason and then you don't get severance pay but unemployment pay from the government.

  • @jalyneperry501
    @jalyneperry501 Pƙed 2 lety

    I feel bad for OP with twins. As a twin myself, identical at that, I know that twins are a handful. all the stories my parents would tell me sounded unreal, but once they pulled out the videos I was in shock and laughing my ass off. But yea, to people who say they want twins, be careful what you wish for. we cause problems lol

  • @sankai91
    @sankai91 Pƙed 2 lety +2

    Me at the end, only listening while doing something else: "What the f is an ear butt?"

  • @myyacorkan
    @myyacorkan Pƙed 2 lety

    The story about the twins sounds startling familiar. Did she mention when this happened? I witnessed a event exactly like that

  • @Richard_Nickerson
    @Richard_Nickerson Pƙed 2 lety

    It was some rando in HR, it wasn't any of OP's bosses.
    And like rSlash says, OP already gave their notice. What was the non-authority figure even going to do if you didn't comply to the arbitrary, petty BS? People are so dumb.

  • @brettshepherd6113
    @brettshepherd6113 Pƙed 2 lety +1

    The ankle one now for a fact I know I'm odd it only took me 2 day to fully heal from something almost the same mine could of been worse but ehh being worse doesn't matter

  • @pengine6096
    @pengine6096 Pƙed 2 lety

    "DON'T TOUCH MY LOUNGE"
    *Damages floorboards
    _Confused Screaming_

  • @lahlybird895
    @lahlybird895 Pƙed 2 lety

    So a lawyer blatantly being ripped off by illegal going on and instead of trying to do anything about that her response is just to take out all the light bulbs

  • @urdad6144
    @urdad6144 Pƙed 2 lety +1

    Bro I miss my raycons I lost one of them cuz I’m stupid 😭😭😭 I gotta wait til Christmas to get my new ones

  • @gundam2jimmy
    @gundam2jimmy Pƙed 2 lety

    4:51 use that phrase. Yes.

  • @Kruhee
    @Kruhee Pƙed 2 lety

    I think the lady was trying to scam for some free new flooring of her choice. But who knows.

  • @brassjujumagic7907
    @brassjujumagic7907 Pƙed 2 lety +1

    Have a great day everyone!

  • @argentin2306
    @argentin2306 Pƙed 2 lety

    I hope that op's children (the story of the twins and the annoying lady) weren't newborns to 2 years old, because feeling them something else other than milk is bad for their development

    • @gilded_lady
      @gilded_lady Pƙed 2 lety +2

      You're supposed to introduce solid foods at 6 months, milk alone isn't enough to sustain them at the "lets run around like banshees" stage.

  • @Roon18
    @Roon18 Pƙed 2 lety

    this subreddit is a good example of "be careful what you wish for".

  • @troninshive5888
    @troninshive5888 Pƙed 2 lety +2

    Day 9: yet another great video i needed this I ran a 103 fever yesterday and i still feel lile garbage thank you rslash your daily uploads keep me going

  • @lolmanboss
    @lolmanboss Pƙed 2 lety

    For the no more English part, that is regarded as homophobic in Austria and you could hav sued her and won easily plus she actually risked her job by doing that. Greeting from Austria.

  • @gregheep3705
    @gregheep3705 Pƙed 2 lety

    Rslash: I value high quality audio. Cue puppybloopers.

  • @AuntLoopy123
    @AuntLoopy123 Pƙed 2 lety

    I think the sofa story is my favorite this time.

  • @andrasbalogh4291
    @andrasbalogh4291 Pƙed 2 lety

    Context of the second story: raised in both the Netherlands and Spain, but moved to Austria. Is OP a Habsburg from the 17th century?

  • @ookamidouketsu
    @ookamidouketsu Pƙed 2 lety

    Buy Raycon! Get 15% off your order of earbuds marked 300% above all the others!

  • @guspaz
    @guspaz Pƙed 2 lety

    Wait, you bought a WhisperRoom? Is that why we never get Puppy bloopers anymore?

  • @virtualomen3022
    @virtualomen3022 Pƙed 2 lety

    I've had raycons. They're ight. Not great and not bad, just you get what you pay for

  • @aliciacaples335
    @aliciacaples335 Pƙed 2 lety

    In the German-speaking environment one yea, I was told to stop speaking to my mum in English whilst on the phone to my mum on a weeklong school trip, by another kid. Who was Spanish and also an immigrant and also spoke to his mum in Spanish on the phone not German as he kept yelling at me to.

  • @Kiku91
    @Kiku91 Pƙed 2 lety

    So, I rely on the closed captions particularly for R slash's commentary and ad libbing. I didnt get to watch yesterday, but the closed captions are only available in korean. Can anyone boost this please.

  • @mariocaballero1665
    @mariocaballero1665 Pƙed 2 lety

    The lady was right it's not hard to look after infants if you pull a Karen and just ignore them and make it everyone else's problem

  • @owenentropy7418
    @owenentropy7418 Pƙed 2 lety +1

    Sponsor! Let’s go! Get that dough!

  • @t.mendous7922
    @t.mendous7922 Pƙed 2 lety

    Using Raycon earbuds right now, would definitely recommend. Sound quality not up to par with earbuds that cost an arm and both legs, but excellent for the price. Completely wore out one pair after hundreds of hours of use, and am well into my second pair. They went through the wash once, and had no issue. (Fitness/E55)

  • @jarrettgreen1948
    @jarrettgreen1948 Pƙed 2 lety +1

    So that’s why no more rslash puppy bloopers

  • @KonLud
    @KonLud Pƙed 2 lety

    I thought we already had the first story before? I might have heard it on a different reddit reader

  • @mostar1219
    @mostar1219 Pƙed 2 lety

    Why would HR choose the last several days to my to micromanage the languages op is speaking

  • @corbyndavey4305
    @corbyndavey4305 Pƙed 2 lety

    when you do your Podcasts, I see some people playing old episodes, and marking them as "Archived: *something" I'm thinking you could use that, if you're sick, or wanna spend a little more time with yugo and the wife and kid or going on a vacation. Have a lovely day

  • @themanwhosayshello8360
    @themanwhosayshello8360 Pƙed 2 lety

    Am I weird to use rshlash to improve my english while being entertained.
    (Correcting my vocabs and just being fluent)
    Edit: Hello

  • @mackenziemoore5088
    @mackenziemoore5088 Pƙed 2 lety +1

    Day 52 of asking RSlash for more r/wooosh 😁

  • @jadeinthewoods
    @jadeinthewoods Pƙed 2 lety

    I’ve bought a house and also have sold a house. It isn’t uncommon for a buyer to have a long list of requested repairs that the seller can either agree to or not agree to. There’s a back and fourth that goes on during escrow. Inspectors can be expensive, so if you have a family member who can do the job, why wouldn’t you take advantage of that? Again, the sellers don’t have to agree to their demands. I sold my home “as is”. The first home I purchased, no one was living there, so it was easy to have my inspector go in with their agent and do what he needed to do. The second home I purchased, a family was living there and that made it much harder to work with everyone’s schedules to get it all done. Having people drop by unannounced isn’t ideal but isn’t uncommon. I mean, there’s a sale going on. It doesn’t make the buyers jerks. Also, expecting the home you’re purchasing to be clear of junk and trash isn’t unreasonable either. Sellers will often leave trash on the property when they’re moving out and it becomes the buyers problem at closing. It happened to me. It sounds like OP is making a big deal out of nothing. The buyers don’t sound like jerks in my opinion.

    • @tucagwathiel3380
      @tucagwathiel3380 Pƙed 2 lety

      It depends on what the repairs are, as well. Buying the house I'm in now was a nightmare. The seller was trying to go for $245k but the house needed a brand new roof, new water heater, and some work done under the house, and there were some dead trees that needed to be cut down before they fell over. We suggested $215k because of the repairs cost and the bathrooms were older. The seller tried saying that the house was renovated, but the renovations were in getting a sprinkler system put in in the yard for the garden, not in the roof or bathrooms or the water heater.
      She could have simply disagreed on the sale and then we just look at other houses, but she agreed and then after we signed on closing, she and a friend of hers came to the house while we were there (we weren't supposed to meet) to give us the keys and started yelling and ranting about how we took advantage and stuff. Like, lady, the last renovations on this 1979 house were done in 2006 before the housing market crash, what we were asking for were things anyone else ask about not to mention they planned on trying to take the dining room chandelier after the closing when it was my house. Needless to say, I got the locks changed first thing next morning. Lol

  • @Lovuschka
    @Lovuschka Pƙed 2 lety

    Not sure if Patrick is supposed to be a name or a Spongebob refererence.