Game Theory: I Made Markiplier's PERFECT Pokemon! (Markiplier Smash or Pass)

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  • čas přidán 2. 05. 2024
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    Theorists, sometimes my job gets weird. Today we are going to analyze @markiplier's Pokémon Smash or Pass video. Why? To see if we can figure out what Mark's PERFECT Pokémon would be in the name of science. No really, I'm only doing this for science. Don't forget to let Markiplier know we've come up with his ultimate Pokémon SMASH! ...when did this become my life?
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  • @adri3939
    @adri3939 Před 2 lety +67150

    And there, Matpat sat. He was wondering; "Could I do this?" He trembled for a bit before ultimately whispering "Yes." He thought he could do it, but he never considered... Should he do it? That has lead to today's episode

    • @chuckleschannel6210
      @chuckleschannel6210 Před 2 lety +269

      @Don't read profile photo there are stages to love
      ]=

    • @D44RK_Iced_Yogs
      @D44RK_Iced_Yogs Před 2 lety +255

      Matpat should tackle where Pokemon Legends Arceus and Sword and Shield stand on the Pokemon Multiverse!

    • @megahunter2981
      @megahunter2981 Před 2 lety +77

      He was too preoccupied with whether or not he could to think of whether or not he should!

    • @lobster5959
      @lobster5959 Před 2 lety +7

      bahaha

    • @montellacraft2738
      @montellacraft2738 Před 2 lety +1

      @@lobster5959 LoL czcams.com/video/a1j9owBuwdQ/video.html

  • @stargost2338
    @stargost2338 Před 2 lety +6087

    Matt: "I made Markiplier scientifically perfect pokemon to smash!"
    Mark: "hmm... Pass"

    • @KingCobraBite
      @KingCobraBite Před 2 lety +36

      im trying to understand how to pronounce that c word and i cant figure it out

    • @BlankScy
      @BlankScy Před 2 lety +36

      @@KingCobraBite he meant to spell scientifically

    • @harveymaltezmansilla8098
      @harveymaltezmansilla8098 Před 2 lety +2

      That is what happens

    • @flytude
      @flytude Před 2 lety +2

      ikr

    • @4lackofbetter
      @4lackofbetter Před 2 lety +9

      It doesn't look quite enough like Nyanlathotep.

  • @mauro7522
    @mauro7522 Před rokem +964

    This is like putting all you favourite foods in a blender and thinking its gonna taste like the best thing you ever ate 😬

    • @nullpoint3346
      @nullpoint3346 Před rokem +38

      And then you get something that everyone else likes more than you.

    • @Brisbane_explorers
      @Brisbane_explorers Před rokem +3

      True

    • @HeheboiBablah-wq7nu
      @HeheboiBablah-wq7nu Před rokem +2

      Video game logic

    • @natalieeuley1734
      @natalieeuley1734 Před 9 měsíci +5

      I did this once. I added way too much cinnamon and so it tasted like cinnamon and a mixture of general sugaryness. But uh, the aftertaste was horrible

    • @Darkgolem127
      @Darkgolem127 Před 7 měsíci

      @@natalieeuley1734 I’m MALEFOR’S golem from Spyro dawn of the dragon and I ate Spyro and he was delicious so I disagree on that.....XD jk I made a dark game reference joke.

  • @shyfrog3731
    @shyfrog3731 Před rokem +167

    Can we just appreciate the fact that MatPat noticed the counter not going up? Even though that was 800 pokemon in and anyone could have easily overlooked that? Just goes to show how much focus and dedication he has for even the smallest, dumbest videos.

  • @jankoflak820
    @jankoflak820 Před 2 lety +5799

    Mark: "I'm not a masochist"
    *LIterally the first pokemon he would smash is a Beedrill*

    • @InvestmentIdea
      @InvestmentIdea Před 2 lety +5

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    • @user-lk2ex7ng8r
      @user-lk2ex7ng8r Před 2 lety +1

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    • @NubNublet
      @NubNublet Před 2 lety +10

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    • @hellsrip
      @hellsrip Před 2 lety +46

      So many bots

    • @NubNublet
      @NubNublet Před 2 lety +20

      @@hellsrip yeah

  • @terrakage4462
    @terrakage4462 Před 2 lety +6947

    Markiplier: “We are going to smash and pass all Pokémon. And I will refuse to elaborate.”
    Mat: “Don’t worry. I’ll elaborate for you”

    • @user-jm6qe6sz2p
      @user-jm6qe6sz2p Před 2 lety +1

      After watching this video you will never love MatPat:.
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    • @user-jm6qe6sz2p
      @user-jm6qe6sz2p Před 2 lety +1

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      @user-jm6qe6sz2p Před 2 lety

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    • @Markty07
      @Markty07 Před 2 lety +90

      When matt knows your sexuality better than you do

    • @yippeevi
      @yippeevi Před 2 lety +21

      @@user-jm6qe6sz2p i find it hilarious that this has nothing to do with either pokemon, markiplier, matpat, the theorist channels or the smash or pass challenge game whatever it is...

  • @tylerblack3962
    @tylerblack3962 Před rokem +113

    The breakdown of Marks preferences on a psychological level is even more interesting given the fact that he didn’t recognize a lot of the Pokemon and had no idea about their stats or descriptions.

  • @Skillfullfilms89
    @Skillfullfilms89 Před 2 lety +50

    "Stoopid-woopid, silly-willy in the best way possible"
    What a line, Matt. What a line.

  • @ArcadeAssassin
    @ArcadeAssassin Před 2 lety +41174

    I have never been more scared to click on a game theory video in my life

  • @Rafael-iq5su
    @Rafael-iq5su Před 2 lety +15624

    there's something deeply hilarious about matpat having a spreadsheet on all the pokemon mark would smash

    • @SpringySpring04
      @SpringySpring04 Před 2 lety +141

      this is so funny holy sh!t

    • @user-lk2ex7ng8r
      @user-lk2ex7ng8r Před 2 lety +2

      After watching this video you will never love MatPat....:
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    • @damonmart6627
      @damonmart6627 Před 2 lety +33

      @@phoenixsabre5363 goddamn two bots

    • @damonmart6627
      @damonmart6627 Před 2 lety +25

      It's a spreadsheet on what fictional animals a guy would bang, why wouldn't it be funny

    • @soundrogue4472
      @soundrogue4472 Před 2 lety +16

      @@phoenixsabre5363 Wow these bots are getting more advanced now!

  • @Ja_Skulli
    @Ja_Skulli Před rokem +39

    The fact that he’s this observant for literally no reason is hilarious to me

  • @Tek.1234
    @Tek.1234 Před rokem +22

    13:30 he only passed bc he said it would make him a furry if he did say smash so meinshao makes sense

    • @matthewboire6843
      @matthewboire6843 Před 6 měsíci +2

      He definitely could have smashed and wanted to but pretended he didn’t want too

  • @wd3185
    @wd3185 Před 2 lety +5117

    Matt: "This is Mark's favorite Pokémon."
    Mark: "Listen, you're gonna laugh."

  • @liviemillie6455
    @liviemillie6455 Před 2 lety +2908

    Mark: "would mienshao make me a furry ... ?"
    Mark: "OOH MAGNETS"

    • @kaikart123
      @kaikart123 Před 2 lety +39

      Ninetales be like

    • @cogahan3105
      @cogahan3105 Před 2 lety +41

      Zoroark and Delphox just don't have fur from now on. Mark said so

    • @soulcyclone360
      @soulcyclone360 Před 2 lety +4

      "How do they even work?"

    • @ChocolateShrimpPasta
      @ChocolateShrimpPasta Před 2 lety +5

      I am now uncontrollably creating fanfic of Mark x Magneton, thank you :')

    • @thevisitor8906
      @thevisitor8906 Před 2 lety +2

      @webber do you live in Chernobyl? Foxes don’t have 9 tails

  • @ivysummers81
    @ivysummers81 Před 10 měsíci +11

    Man, nothin' more wholesome and nonjudgmental than making your friend's perfect smashable pokemon. I love this community.

  • @armageddon7432
    @armageddon7432 Před rokem +9

    idea: call it...all i can think of is ankha due to its ankh synbol and egypt styling

    • @Nittle69420
      @Nittle69420 Před měsícem

      Oh god no please don't remind me

  • @NintenUnity
    @NintenUnity Před 2 lety +3755

    Pokédex: Tsareena has a cold heart and shows no mercy as it stomps on its opponents
    Mat: Tsareena has traditional feminine qualities

    • @Usrr11
      @Usrr11 Před 2 lety +42

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @freekill1018
      @freekill1018 Před 2 lety +180

      It's perfect for Mark he's a not so secret masochist

    • @Screecher_says_stuff
      @Screecher_says_stuff Před 2 lety +53

      Well, he's not wrong

    • @AC_memes
      @AC_memes Před 2 lety +24

      It's not wrong now if need me I need to from every goddess ever cause they want to kill me

    • @bunnzo1749
      @bunnzo1749 Před 2 lety +5

      Yo I knew you would be here

  • @X-SPONGED
    @X-SPONGED Před 2 lety +3308

    _"I made Markiplier's Perfect Pokemon"_
    _"I made Jacksepticeye's Perfect Animatronic"_
    _"I made Crankgameplay's Perfect Collab"_
    _After all these weeks, finally... I have them all_
    _The Unholy "Smash or Pass" Theory Trinity_

    • @SilverSkyCloud
      @SilverSkyCloud Před 2 lety +26

      whats the worst that could happen?

    • @jrogon5072
      @jrogon5072 Před 2 lety +4

      @@SilverSkyCloud 🤫

    • @lynxthelegend7508
      @lynxthelegend7508 Před 2 lety +44

      @@SilverSkyCloud They all breed to create an unholy amalgamation of robot pokemon and collab I guess

    • @Emerald-Fluffie
      @Emerald-Fluffie Před 2 lety +5

      Don’t forget, “I made Patterrz’s Perfect Smash Fighter”

    • @DripskiTheSkier
      @DripskiTheSkier Před 2 lety +2

      Theres an obscure one which would be "I made AeonAirs perfect Geometry Dash Icon"

  • @podoke
    @podoke Před rokem +2

    as some one who just finished a statistics course i'm loving all the ridiculous yet statistically backed connections and claims you're making

  • @swseine1670
    @swseine1670 Před rokem +10

    Surprised he didn't have a reaction for Cinderace because out of all the Pokemon Cinderace creeps me out because of how human he looks 🧐

  • @thevampire100
    @thevampire100 Před 2 lety +1810

    Mark in his video: "I'm not explaining any of this!"
    Matpat: "Don't worry, I got you."

  • @bigbrainwooper
    @bigbrainwooper Před 2 lety +3750

    Imagine creating the most perfect pokemon for mark to smash
    until mark just says pass

  • @wahfulhouss2373
    @wahfulhouss2373 Před rokem +4

    This is like a wing man trying to get his friend his perfect Pokemon

  • @santinoespinoza7471
    @santinoespinoza7471 Před 2 lety +11

    I demand a sequel until mark smashes it

  • @TheStreamingEnderman
    @TheStreamingEnderman Před 2 lety +5162

    Based on Mark's recent video expressing *INTEREST* in a giant Egyptian cat goddess, this already aged to perfection.
    Edit: This aged like clotted cream

    • @clickbaitme5247
      @clickbaitme5247 Před 2 lety +99

      Oh no God no PLEASE GOD NO NONONONO

    • @themostpointlessvideos
      @themostpointlessvideos Před 2 lety +57

      wow, i wonder where i saw that before....

    • @shadow-yl6zx
      @shadow-yl6zx Před 2 lety +35

      This is what I just sent for the name. When you look at it it should have a name associated whith a pharaoh from depictions in pyramids so... pharomosa the legendary Pokemon found in ancient Egypt though this Pokemon has not bin seen righting in pyramids suggest only a descended of the Egyptians can find and catch it this Pokemon is a ground and fire type nothing else is known about this Pokemon

    • @shadow-yl6zx
      @shadow-yl6zx Před 2 lety +7

      This is not taken from your description of what it looks like the resan I replied what I sent is because your also abservint

    • @hotlxser
      @hotlxser Před 2 lety +41

      auntie nyan nyan
      (BIG LADY NYAN)

  • @MEGAN0601
    @MEGAN0601 Před 2 lety +12038

    Cleopetri: a name crossed between Cleopatra and the word Petrify. This new Pokemon is great and I think it's pre evolutions would be adorable.

  • @chocoboko123
    @chocoboko123 Před rokem +1

    "leggy hawaiians" wasn't a phrase I expected to hear today but here we are and I'm not upset about it

  • @rawirimacd402
    @rawirimacd402 Před 2 lety +1

    Love the design Artist did so well, I do have an idea for the name it is Karakau It means Clawcat in Maori.

  • @coconut_in_a_suit975
    @coconut_in_a_suit975 Před 2 lety +1685

    Mark at the end of the smash or pass video: “I will answer no questions”
    Mat-pat: “Fine, I’ll do it myself”

    • @disintegr8
      @disintegr8 Před 2 lety +1

      why did you watch the whole 3 hour long video

    • @coconut_in_a_suit975
      @coconut_in_a_suit975 Před 2 lety +19

      @@disintegr8 it was like 20 minutes, and I guess at least around 200 others did too

    • @coconut_in_a_suit975
      @coconut_in_a_suit975 Před 2 lety +1

      What is this supposed to mean

    • @SirGooberMSM
      @SirGooberMSM Před 2 lety +2

      Since nobody announced they were the ___th like, I'll do the bravest thing EVER....
      I'm the 900th like 💂

  • @roostercaw2177
    @roostercaw2177 Před 2 lety +2951

    Matpat is going to be really pleased about that fakemon he comissioned when he sees Mark's third Sucker For Love episode

    • @flowerangel502
      @flowerangel502 Před 2 lety +77

      *Vindication!*

    • @Pwhopwo
      @Pwhopwo Před 2 lety +44

      This was so perfect 😂

    • @Code_Machine
      @Code_Machine Před 2 lety +89

      Perfection. They even had the same Egyptian eye paint as well

    • @EvilSideStalker666
      @EvilSideStalker666 Před 2 lety +45

      Given he just dropped the new episode of sucker for love with auntie nyan nyan, he certainly got it right.

    • @maythegamer1291
      @maythegamer1291 Před 2 lety +6

      666 likes, congrats

  • @geekgirl_luv4262
    @geekgirl_luv4262 Před 7 měsíci

    I didn’t think I’d ever be watching a video psychoanalyzing Markiplier based on the Pokémon he would smash, but here we are

  • @bast4rdlyreaper
    @bast4rdlyreaper Před 10 měsíci +2

    8:08 Fun fact, for the size and weight of Wailord, the whale is actually lighter than air, and would just float away. (size vs density/weight).

  • @JimiArchive
    @JimiArchive Před 2 lety +3778

    really went from catch em all to smash em all 💀

  • @z.m.6053
    @z.m.6053 Před 2 lety +3823

    Mark saying smash for Wailord gives off "bard seducing the dragon" energy.

    • @randomcanadian6298
      @randomcanadian6298 Před 2 lety +120

      "A Wailord weighs 877.4 lbs, is 47'07" high, and can dive deep at 10,000 feet in one breath. You'd better believe that is someone manages to smash it, the smashing is consensual." - Paraphrased from some twitter comment.

    • @bgrenee2397
      @bgrenee2397 Před 2 lety +58

      The bard seduces the male dragon
      roll for blugeon damamge

    • @z.m.6053
      @z.m.6053 Před 2 lety +7

      @@bgrenee2397 *Captain America* so, you decided to dump CON.

    • @thewall4069
      @thewall4069 Před 2 lety +3

      @@bgrenee2397 dear god

    • @localgrassfieldboneshandler
      @localgrassfieldboneshandler Před 2 lety +1

      @@randomcanadian6298 god I would love to

  • @CJK_781
    @CJK_781 Před rokem +1

    13:40 YES PLEASE DO this looks like it would be an amazing Pokemon for Scarlet and Violet I LOVE IT!

  • @DuchessJabbs
    @DuchessJabbs Před 3 měsíci +1

    I think that the name "Sphix" or "Nyxz" or something like that. Maybe even "Phaeron". I get that this was posted a while ago, but i really wanted to share the names I thought of when I saw the new pokemon you guys invented. It really is beautiful, and I love the design!

  • @snoopy1026
    @snoopy1026 Před 2 lety +2655

    Did we seriously just dive headlong into “Smash or Pass” and discover a completely new section of the Markiplex?

    • @ManaT5
      @ManaT5 Před 2 lety +13

      Yes...yes we did

    • @coolguyamron
      @coolguyamron Před 2 lety +6

      Markisex*

    • @azkiol7082
      @azkiol7082 Před 2 lety +4

      Did y'all just forget that Luigi video

    • @fadingsignal7185
      @fadingsignal7185 Před 2 lety +6

      @@azkiol7082 wha- what Luigi video?

    • @azkiol7082
      @azkiol7082 Před 2 lety +7

      @@fadingsignal7185 he calculated the length of Luigi's member

  • @smile_trooper
    @smile_trooper Před 2 lety +4673

    I love how Matt Pat will literally tackle any subject you’re definitely the best

    • @1vythesimp
      @1vythesimp Před 2 lety +2

      It is

    • @Onion_wavy
      @Onion_wavy Před 2 lety +4

      @don't be surprised shut up

    • @Onion_wavy
      @Onion_wavy Před 2 lety +4

      @Don't read profile photo shut up no one will do that

    • @Onion_wavy
      @Onion_wavy Před 2 lety +5

      @Soy MultimillonarioBRUH CAN U STOP

    • @spruce8611
      @spruce8611 Před 2 lety +1

      Oh I thought he’d take it on figuratively. Thank you for clearing that up

  • @arcticpanda4022
    @arcticpanda4022 Před 8 měsíci +2

    6:30 BRO ITS LITTERLY IN THE NAME SUDO"WOOD"O WHAT KIND OF POKEMON IS THAT.

  • @NeptuneEnerg
    @NeptuneEnerg Před 7 měsíci +1

    I’d say sudowoodo looks like a wood type, but right when the thought went in my head… I realized wood type doesn’t exist.

  • @factualtemplar8797
    @factualtemplar8797 Před 2 lety +3517

    It is now a fact that MatPat not only has shown furry art on this channel, but HIRED someone to make it for him.

    • @kirbywithlegs98
      @kirbywithlegs98 Před 2 lety +240

      Imagine getting a email from Matthew Patrick himself that just says “hey bro wanna make the Pokémon that markiplier is the most likely to smash”

    • @finthefishsep20toma
      @finthefishsep20toma Před 2 lety +30

      Just here to mention that mark's brother has been consistently producing one of the most popular furry comic series for well over a decade now. Lol.
      Its called "two kinds", and while the creator claims himself (i forget his brothers name otherwise id add it) to not be a furry it's 100% definitely a comic for furries as all the characters are animal humanoids

    • @Psycho_Social73
      @Psycho_Social73 Před 2 lety +4

      @@finthefishsep20toma if you talk about the weather does that make you the meteorologist or the broadcaster, if you pour creamer into your coffee at a coffee shop does that make you the barista or are you still the customer, if your getting robbed and you happen to have a gun and shoot the one robbing you does that make you the criminal… there is nothing wrong with your opinion and thoughts but hey it’s 2022 where gender and identity is something else I don’t blame you all I say is that when or if you watch paw patrol with your son daughter niece, nephew… you don’t have to like it to watch it and no one’s judging you…(if he says he’s not a furry or that hr doesn’t associate as a furry then just let it be). :)👍

    • @finthefishsep20toma
      @finthefishsep20toma Před 2 lety +7

      @@Psycho_Social73 i never said he was a furry so i feel like this comment was a little unwarranted, although i do agree with your points. There's plenty of artists within the furry fandom who do not consider themselves to be furries, and marks brother is among them.
      All i said is that the comic is *for* furries, which i stand by because that's definitely the main demographic of who's consuming it. So i was not trying to say that he himself was a furry as well, just that the comic twokinds is something i would categorize as very furry

    • @Psycho_Social73
      @Psycho_Social73 Před 2 lety +2

      @@finthefishsep20toma I now that’s why I said that your thoughts aren’t wrong, but I also agree with you on that

  • @puffer-snas5714
    @puffer-snas5714 Před 5 měsíci +2

    Intstead of matpat sitting mark down and talking about his video but instead goes ahead and makes him a Pokémon

  • @alwayswatching-iy4od
    @alwayswatching-iy4od Před měsícem +1

    so instead of the birds and the bees it's the birds and the beedrills! That stung dad's pun

  • @epicplayz6132
    @epicplayz6132 Před 2 lety +2180

    “I made Markiplier’s _perfect_ Pokémon”
    Me: *He’s too dangerous to be left alive!*

  • @Manik034
    @Manik034 Před 2 lety +629

    MatPat: If there’s one thing I love more than Mark, it’s math
    Steph: And I took that personally

  • @lostkids98
    @lostkids98 Před 9 měsíci

    I thought of it on the top of my head. Name it "Pharieck"

  • @Evie1228
    @Evie1228 Před 15 dny

    4:21 Then Gandalf the Gray, and Gandalf the White,
    The Monty Python and the Holy Grail's Black Knight,
    And Benito Mussolini, and the Blue Meanie,
    And Cowboy Curtis, and Jambi the Genie,
    Robocop, the Terminator,
    Captain Kirk, and Darth Vader,
    Lo Pan, Superman,
    Every single Power Ranger,
    Bill S. Preston, and Theodore Logan,
    Spock, The Rock, Doc Ock, and Hulk Hogan.

  • @Memetastic
    @Memetastic Před 2 lety +1844

    The moment I saw this video I questioned if it was even an actual game theory video and not a meme from someone else.

    • @jumbotron2633
      @jumbotron2633 Před 2 lety +6

      Oh it's you again

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      @InvestmentIdea Před 2 lety +2

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    • @InvestmentIdea
      @InvestmentIdea Před 2 lety +1

      @@jumbotron2633 lol

    • @searluck
      @searluck Před 2 lety +1

      same I was laughing though

    • @user-jm6qe6sz2p
      @user-jm6qe6sz2p Před 2 lety

      After watching this video you will never love MatPat..:
      czcams.com/video/cAQxPSwM4h0/video.html

  • @strawberryduchess656
    @strawberryduchess656 Před 2 lety +2160

    Alternate title: “Scientifically proving that Mark is in fact a masochist” (4:10)

  • @VerbenaRP
    @VerbenaRP Před rokem +1

    I think the name for the pokemon could be "Hyberno". Idk why but that was the first thing that came to mind

  • @clanoffire
    @clanoffire Před rokem

    i know this is like a year old but the pokemon gave off huge egyptian vibes so something like Pharos or Pharon like making use of the pharaoh like design or it being like a pokemon version of Bastet is a really interesting thought. overall i love the design of the pokemon a lot and it would be amazing if game freak or anyone else brought it to life

  • @PainCausingSamurai
    @PainCausingSamurai Před 2 lety +1380

    Given that Mark's most noticeable reactions were to two flowers and a bug, I'd say he's a bee looking for a grass type to pollinate

  • @firenzarfrenzy4985
    @firenzarfrenzy4985 Před 2 lety +1610

    The "Smash... but why" always gets me
    You know you wanna do it because it's somehow attractive yet ironically you cannot place what IS attractive about it

    • @GoGo-sj4zo
      @GoGo-sj4zo Před 2 lety +29

      IRONically, get it haha

    • @jallybwan3767
      @jallybwan3767 Před 2 lety +20

      magnetically attractive

    • @IssaalaaRacing
      @IssaalaaRacing Před 2 lety +16

      Ig it just pulled him like a magnet

    • @VanNessy97
      @VanNessy97 Před 2 lety +6

      "... Weirdly smash"

    • @KynrScott
      @KynrScott Před rokem +1

      This is what I want to know. Please make a video on this one decision

  • @hatstick312
    @hatstick312 Před rokem

    i wish someone analyzed my tastes with data and analytics and stuff like that.. i'd probably end up learning stuff about myself that i didn't even know.. would be fun

  • @dustinlocke7693
    @dustinlocke7693 Před rokem

    Seeing esparthas now out, the theory teams fakemons gonna have some hefty competition for the psychic ostrich

  • @alinalexandru2466
    @alinalexandru2466 Před 2 lety +799

    And now imagine Mark seeing the design and then saying "pass"

    • @user-jm6qe6sz2p
      @user-jm6qe6sz2p Před 2 lety +1

      After watching this video you will never love MatPat.:
      czcams.com/video/cAQxPSwM4h0/video.html

    • @matpal6
      @matpal6 Před 2 lety +41

      Too much spam here

    • @DIRTkat_ofc
      @DIRTkat_ofc Před 2 lety +15

      Looks like your comment has spams

    • @alinalexandru2466
      @alinalexandru2466 Před 2 lety

      @@matpal6 Ignore them. I'd also report them but that doesn't do much.

    • @alinalexandru2466
      @alinalexandru2466 Před 2 lety

      @@DIRTkat_ofc What comment with many likes doesn't? xd

  • @sunlightsage2982
    @sunlightsage2982 Před 2 lety +2428

    And about 4 days later, we see Markiplier in his natural habitat, foaming at the mouth over a 10 foot tall Egyptian cat woman live on camera.

    • @pikachui2336
      @pikachui2336 Před 2 lety +83

      Im just thinking about other thing. And its exactly the same thing but worse

    • @Shahzad-ss1jq
      @Shahzad-ss1jq Před 2 lety +40

      Ankha

    • @S0NAL_
      @S0NAL_ Před 2 lety +19

      in that sucker for love game

    • @TheStreamingEnderman
      @TheStreamingEnderman Před 2 lety +4

      Indeed...

    • @mr.kittysavestheworld695
      @mr.kittysavestheworld695 Před 2 lety +32

      Mark's not the only one falling hard for Auntie Nyan Nyan. I'm charging full-steam-ahead into a brand new hyperfixation, and she's an Eldritch god catwoman with a dorceless tentacle face!
      It's especially perfect given Nyarlathotep has always been my favorite member of the Lovecraft gang.

  • @meandtheboys4933
    @meandtheboys4933 Před 2 lety +1

    MatPat : Why would he want to smash a beedrill, you mean like crush it cuz it's a bug?
    Me:I see you are not a man of culture.

  • @armandkriel8833
    @armandkriel8833 Před 2 lety

    Name for pokemon at the end. I would think ( given it's Egyptian-ish like appearance) Bastetmau. Which is a combination of the Egyptian word for cat (Mau) and also the ancient egyption god with cat like features (Bastet)

  • @shadowthief6537
    @shadowthief6537 Před 2 lety +584

    Alternate title: MatPat scientifically proves Mark is a masochist through the power of his pokemon choices

  • @thd8656
    @thd8656 Před 2 lety +2386

    Imagine being an artist who got the entire project crushed by a single word from Markiplier

  • @Ichiy0k
    @Ichiy0k Před 9 měsíci

    You can hear matpats voice slowly dying over the course of the video

  • @zeldaplayergl11
    @zeldaplayergl11 Před rokem

    I am once again...
    Extremely impressed. Great job mat

  • @isaacabel6839
    @isaacabel6839 Před 2 lety +376

    "If there's one thing that I love more than Mark-"
    *looks at his wife*
    *looks at his child*
    "-it's MATH."

    • @amesky4589
      @amesky4589 Před 2 lety +5

      Hey, man + woman = child

    • @liamwhite3522
      @liamwhite3522 Před 2 lety +7

      And also, Mark could be 5th. Math is 4th, wife and child are 3rd and 2nd, and Diet Coke/whatever brand he swapped it for is #1.

    • @wiggle143
      @wiggle143 Před 2 lety +4

      Child= parent^2

    • @ThiccFurryBoi34
      @ThiccFurryBoi34 Před 2 lety

      When did he have a wife and kid

    • @XDX13
      @XDX13 Před 2 lety

      Emotional damage

  • @CesarARodriguez
    @CesarARodriguez Před 2 lety +2022

    Yeah, so Markiplier's perfect pokemon is Ankha, that's rather understandable.

    • @joehattene3915
      @joehattene3915 Před 2 lety +134

      Purple ankha

    • @DarkLink1996.
      @DarkLink1996. Před 2 lety +130

      I had that exact thought.
      "You literally just made a purple Ankha...
      Understandable, have a nice day"

    • @the_guy5524
      @the_guy5524 Před 2 lety +70

      @@joehattene3915 "shiny" Ankha

    • @danktank9049
      @danktank9049 Před 2 lety +21

      It reminds me of Galarian Zigzagoon getting a new evolution into Obstagoon. Egyptian Umbreon evolves by giving it "trainers search history".

    • @davidthorp01
      @davidthorp01 Před 2 lety +5

      Made me wheeze

  • @beme7442
    @beme7442 Před 2 lety +1

    You know, after doing this myself, Mark is actually pretty tame. At least when I compare his results to my own.

  • @LittleTLC2010
    @LittleTLC2010 Před 5 měsíci +1

    The chair throw 😂7:20

  • @isaiahdeleon2508
    @isaiahdeleon2508 Před 2 lety +1304

    Now we need a part two figuring out Jack’s ideal animatronic

    • @hey.whataboutme8744
      @hey.whataboutme8744 Před 2 lety +49

      And a part three figuring out Ethan's ideal mark and jack collab situation

    • @silly_eevee
      @silly_eevee Před 2 lety +3

      Ah, yes

    • @arfoster384
      @arfoster384 Před 2 lety +1

      Yes

    • @animegx45
      @animegx45 Před 2 lety +6

      Roxxane.
      Purple. Animal/human. Has x-vision (close enough to being psychic), and can definitely crush his skull in.

    • @Moonmoon-ws6jo
      @Moonmoon-ws6jo Před 2 lety +2

      y e s

  • @AmmAro-qp6tn
    @AmmAro-qp6tn Před 6 měsíci

    bro just analyzed his whole life like therapy just through the smash pass pokemon video

  • @novaquartz5049
    @novaquartz5049 Před rokem

    I'm watching this, absolutely humored by the fact that you are placing logic into Markipliers thought processes...

  • @zenzero4899
    @zenzero4899 Před 2 lety +1868

    For the pokemon at the end, I wanna give it the name “Pharomau”. Based off the words “Pharaoh” (an ancient Egyptian ruler) and “Mau” (the Egyptian word for cat).

    • @silvertheorist
      @silvertheorist Před 2 lety +72

      Of all the suggestions in the comments, I would absolutely back this one up the most.

    • @KingVAzizi
      @KingVAzizi Před 2 lety +7

      That sounds sick!

    • @epicureanbard
      @epicureanbard Před 2 lety +16

      Now the next question, what would the 1st-stage evolution be called?

    • @user-jm6qe6sz2p
      @user-jm6qe6sz2p Před 2 lety +2

      After watching this video you will never love MatPat.:
      czcams.com/video/cAQxPSwM4h0/video.html

    • @starblaze711
      @starblaze711 Před 2 lety +14

      @@epicureanbard I’d say add it to Meowth’s evolution line lol

  • @dinodude6992
    @dinodude6992 Před 2 lety +420

    Markiplier: I'm not a masochist
    Mat pat: let's make a theory!

  • @MrCyanGaming
    @MrCyanGaming Před 5 měsíci +1

    All you did was calculate the average pokémon
    You need to be checking the percentages of each data point rather than the total since the total is heavily influenced by the average pokémon
    If there's like 50 tall pokémon and 500 average sized pokémon and he selects 20 of the tall pokémon yet 100 of the average sized pokémon, based on your approach you deduce he prefers average sized pokémon despite the smash percentage for taller pokémon being higher. He just didn't have enough to choose from

    • @MrCyanGaming
      @MrCyanGaming Před 5 měsíci

      Also the pokémon's type, attack, defense and things like that shouldn't be looked at as his choices were purely visual

  • @EmilyB48
    @EmilyB48 Před rokem

    This is the sort of unhinged data analysis that I love to completely hyperfixate and make elaborate graphs about for 36 hours straight

  • @tankmoonboi3530
    @tankmoonboi3530 Před 2 lety +3941

    I can already tell this is going to be great

  • @voxvolhynia5400
    @voxvolhynia5400 Před 2 lety +717

    "That would definitely make me a furry, pass" & "I'm not a masochist"
    -Mark, who would smash a bee whose stinger was replaced with industrial mining equipment

    • @abbyma1189
      @abbyma1189 Před 2 lety +30

      I love that these are real English words we can put together and it’s accurate to context 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @ItWasAMistakeTalkingToMe.
      @ItWasAMistakeTalkingToMe. Před 4 měsíci

      @@abbyma1189I don't.

  • @PettyReader-lw6fs
    @PettyReader-lw6fs Před 9 měsíci

    We need Markiplier to update his video with the newer pokemon

  • @angelsucc666
    @angelsucc666 Před 2 lety

    I have never clicked on a game theory video this fast.

  • @AfterglowAmpharos
    @AfterglowAmpharos Před 2 lety +2090

    Imagine being the commission artist that MatPat approached with this art request. Imagine what that would feel like.
    Nothing against the art of course, it's just MatPat's request that's weird as hell

    • @markalanajon3295
      @markalanajon3295 Před 2 lety +84

      Its both a blessing if the artist a matpat fan or a curse welp obviously

    • @Alexkralie
      @Alexkralie Před 2 lety +52

      The artist is one of his editors lol

    • @jameshayes-barber9340
      @jameshayes-barber9340 Před 2 lety +76

      As a furry artist it's probably true LEAST creepy thing they were tasked with drawing

    • @unbearablysmug2437
      @unbearablysmug2437 Před 2 lety +11

      @@jameshayes-barber9340 creepiest one, tell me now

    • @stick3rbatz
      @stick3rbatz Před 2 lety +9

      @@unbearablysmug2437 “hello, fat fetish artist?”

  • @jamietrefz
    @jamietrefz Před 2 lety +1804

    I really like to imagine that mark is eating cereal and drinking his morning coffee/tea and just watching this video

    • @user-lk2ex7ng8r
      @user-lk2ex7ng8r Před 2 lety +3

      After watching this video you will never love MatPat.....:
      czcams.com/video/cAQxPSwM4h0/video.html

    • @ComicSans-ew2ou
      @ComicSans-ew2ou Před 2 lety +36

      Don't interact with the bots, you'll just perpetuate the cycle

    • @justwow2516
      @justwow2516 Před 2 lety +7

      I’m calling it now he’s gonna find this comment lol

    • @icel8828
      @icel8828 Před 2 lety +16

      He’ll definitely spit out his sour patch kids cereal if he sees this

    • @sodafin6874
      @sodafin6874 Před 2 lety +5

      And when he sees the perfect design he chokes on his cereal and just goes "HOHO HOHO HO MAMA"

  • @mesasimonson6612
    @mesasimonson6612 Před 2 lety

    I love the shameless and super accurate cross-examination of Mark
    Tragic that he passed on the perfect Pokémon tho 😂

  • @lbon5479
    @lbon5479 Před 2 lety

    I don't know what I love more: that this video exists at all or that it has almost 4 million views

  • @iamnotayoutuber3006
    @iamnotayoutuber3006 Před 2 lety +920

    I love how markiplier made a random idea expecting it to end there, only to realise that it's now everywhere.

    • @user-lk2ex7ng8r
      @user-lk2ex7ng8r Před 2 lety

      After watching this video you will never love MatPat....:
      czcams.com/video/cAQxPSwM4h0/video.html

    • @randomericthings7506
      @randomericthings7506 Před 2 lety +2

      @@user-lk2ex7ng8r , czcams.com/video/pJTGAtLH7Hw/video.html

    • @watertommyz
      @watertommyz Před 2 lety

      @@user-lk2ex7ng8r because Russian swearing?

  • @ajalchem4219
    @ajalchem4219 Před 2 lety +1360

    This was stupid as hell.
    I love everything about it.

  • @dianewebster6357
    @dianewebster6357 Před 2 lety +1

    Personality tests: 👎
    Matpat theorizing and making assumptions about you based off which pokemon you'd smash: 👍

  • @nickmoore717
    @nickmoore717 Před 2 lety

    I came here to pay my respects to this video. R.I.P. Matt and Caiterpillart your effort while appreciated and loved by fans was in the eyes of Mark for naught. F.

  • @BoogieBoy_
    @BoogieBoy_ Před 2 lety +1164

    matpat has seriously gotten to the point where he analyzes markiplier’s smash or pass episode on Pokémon to create the perfect soulmate
    and honestly I love it

  • @granthargraves6080
    @granthargraves6080 Před 2 lety +2230

    "More like a squid but has a beak" Matpat, squids have beaks. All cephalopods do. That's how they eat.

    • @sfglim5341
      @sfglim5341 Před 2 lety +27

      Wow I didn’t know that

    • @TReyeHD
      @TReyeHD Před 2 lety +121

      I think what Matt meant by that is, visible beaks, not hiding between tentacles, making it look more like an owl face than a squid face.

    • @jahjalh9648
      @jahjalh9648 Před 2 lety +19

      You know what he means.

    • @4473021
      @4473021 Před 2 lety +8

      @@TReyeHD if you're about to be eaten, they're very much visible 😬

    • @Leroy_the_Flying_Chihuahua1
      @Leroy_the_Flying_Chihuahua1 Před 2 lety +3

      I think he knows he just messed up white righting the script or something. Cut him some slack, he's only human 😁

  • @Zeropont2023
    @Zeropont2023 Před 8 měsíci

    The Pokémon should be called sharp claw

  • @ayushkumar00
    @ayushkumar00 Před měsícem +1

    While watching this video, I realized that I'm unemployed.

  • @JustPineapple
    @JustPineapple Před 2 lety +869

    Markiplier: “Anyone who chose Monty Golf is a loser”
    Matpat: “And I took that personally”

    • @user-jm6qe6sz2p
      @user-jm6qe6sz2p Před 2 lety

      After watching this video you will never love MatPat.:
      czcams.com/video/cAQxPSwM4h0/video.html

  • @ComplexlyRoss
    @ComplexlyRoss Před 2 lety +673

    name it Stefon
    so Mark can say, "Stef-on me"

  • @Cheetahgirl2027
    @Cheetahgirl2027 Před rokem +2

    I think the pokemon should be named sekhmet, with its pre-evolution being called bastet.

  • @Ghostie_Gal
    @Ghostie_Gal Před 9 měsíci

    cleoCATra should be the name of the name of the custom pokemon

  • @gracierose2985
    @gracierose2985 Před 2 lety +621

    Mark : "Smash.... but why?"
    His brain : cpr playing in his head

    • @MbitaChizi
      @MbitaChizi Před 2 lety

      czcams.com/video/E-vQ3ly3VZ0/video.html

    • @user-lk2ex7ng8r
      @user-lk2ex7ng8r Před 2 lety

      After watching this video you will never love MatPat.....:
      czcams.com/video/cAQxPSwM4h0/video.html

    • @guizhong805
      @guizhong805 Před 2 lety +1

      I save …. By giving it a cpr ⭐️

    • @ChadButtowski
      @ChadButtowski Před 2 lety

      DON'T read my name! :3

    • @alishegamer8490
      @alishegamer8490 Před 2 lety

      so let me beee

  • @bingdoodle1
    @bingdoodle1 Před 2 lety +983

    “We can’t really measure age when it comes to Pokémon “
    Mark: that was a close one
    Edit: damn I went outside for a couple hours and came back to this

    • @user-lk2ex7ng8r
      @user-lk2ex7ng8r Před 2 lety +1

      After watching this video you will never love MatPat....:
      czcams.com/video/cAQxPSwM4h0/video.html

    • @9a_23_tyrantqiu7
      @9a_23_tyrantqiu7 Před 2 lety +7

      @@user-lk2ex7ng8r the bots are invading

    • @ygotsvlog3762
      @ygotsvlog3762 Před 2 lety +1

      @we unite no no no no no

    • @JamesTDG
      @JamesTDG Před 2 lety +3

      There are a few outliers, while Pokemon don't exhibit a form of aging, their appearances can display some form of maturity, like Pichu would be the equivalent of a 4 yo while a Raichu is more of a guy near his 30s.

  • @jellorbs495
    @jellorbs495 Před 2 lety +1

    This video made me cry tears of ridiculousness

  • @hazardrequiem2537
    @hazardrequiem2537 Před 7 měsíci

    i think the pokemon you created for mark should be called anubion. it looks king of like the Egyptian god Anubis

  • @moshuma3739
    @moshuma3739 Před 2 lety +708

    Mark: "I won't elaborate."
    Matpat: But I can.

    • @yesseniamendoza6378
      @yesseniamendoza6378 Před 2 lety +13

      That's so accurate

    • @ningaskillzz5273
      @ningaskillzz5273 Před 2 lety +7

      Facts

    • @vinyl7764
      @vinyl7764 Před 2 lety

      444444

    • @Gustavo-po9bd
      @Gustavo-po9bd Před 2 lety

      I know it's a meme video but some things make no sense, like Mark definitely doesn't know what's Alola or the stats and egg groups

    • @deadmanrang
      @deadmanrang Před 2 lety

      @@vinyl7764 this man reciting a Harvest Moon Easter egg or what?

  • @Xueria
    @Xueria Před 2 lety +1821

    I wanna see Markiplier's reaction to the custom made pokemon. I'm getting strong Ankha vibes, and I kind of love it.