@@NoThankUBeQuiet I mean, the first two he chose were Ninetails and Beedrill. One obviously is about his denial as a masochist and the other is furry denial. I expected the ones that resembled large women to be on his list. Gardevoir was THE most PREDICTABLE ever.
@@thanoid2373 enters computer Smashes Firefox Doesn't elaborate leaves For context, Mark said that he would smash Ninetails which is a literal fire fox
6 million views for random pokemon picks, it's obvious that he isn't trying and choosing random ones because he'd look like a weird guy if he put 2 seconds of thought into this. Man just wants to get paid today. Also comments are about as "I sniff my mom's panties for fun" as they come. Seen mark on and off for the last couple years. Props to him for getting a bag for such a down bad audience.
I remember in one of his Five nights at Fuckboys playthroughs, he said he searched up what a Dragon Dildo is. He knows alot of furry stuff definitely(also considering the fact his brother is a Furry)
Ironically, most of the people who copied this style afterwards spend an excruciating amount of time explaining every single Smash or Pass. While here it's actually funnier to question ourselves why the Smash here and not there.
Ahem... I have a little scientific article I'd like to post... Yup... Gardevoir is based on a sylph (basically an air fairy), which means their specie is more related to humans, than animals, plants or inanimate objects. They have a high intelligence level, which makes sense, taking into account their primary type is psychic. Also their body size is close to the humans' with the height of neat 160 centimeters and 48 kilogrammes weight, they're able to see the future and read thr others' feelings, which is their main ability and the most important: they have an incredibly strong bond with their master. Considering all these factors we can get, that Gardevoirs are sentient enough for a consent and their elegant body would endure it. Additionally, those fabulous cosmic beings are considered to be one of the most attractive pokemon among all generations by the following reasons: they have an elegant delicate shape, which makes them look mysterious and defenseless, their regally-curled hair are exotic, still soft mint color, they have long thin legs, which are fully covered by a silver dress, that symbolizes their purity and innocence and last, but not least: they have a glare, that makes them look extremely feminine, but still heroic. Their personality is also playing a big role in their status among the pokemon fans, as they are famous for their loyalty to friends. If you're in a bad mood the Gardevoir would sense that and comfort you, if you're being under threat it will protect you at the cost of it's own life and make a tiny cute black hole. They're shy with strangers and such a behavior may also appeal to some people like me. According to their evolutionary line, they represent the most female pokemon ever, since they're starting as a genderless kid, then they expose their eyes and legs, and starting to be more active and in the final evolution, depending on their gender they either become loyal guards or honours knights (which is great, but much less cooler, because male). Also their name literally translates from french like "guardian woman", which makes them yet more elegant. In this article I was only using clear facts from psychology and pokemon biology, trying not to overuse my personal opinion. And that's not just a theory, those are fully proved possibility and reasons to love Gardevoir.
@Don't read profile photo did I just get replied to by the super smart person that’s super famous for people reading their profile pic? Wow I’m honoured!!
@@teal_indigo9105 maybe we can coin a new term for people who arent a furry but definitely would smash Pokémon, because they’re definitely not all furry Pokémon of course, how ‘bout Pokeys? Pockeys? Pokemonys? Pocket monster f¥€kers? Little help people😅😝
I had to come back to this since I’ve been having a rough month, and let me tell you, I laughed as hard as I did the first time I watched this and still love this. (Wonder if mark will ever do the other Pokémon that came out. There’s more attractive ones that came out recently that I think he should see)
Where would you go to find background music like this? Like, not neccissarily this specific song, but the... genre? The sneaky snitch sounding stuff idk I can't find anything like this
@@finngspeedruns I mean understandable in the sense that some are human-like enough to the point where there wouldn't be much of a difference between them and a human. Like, Gardevoir, Gothielle, hitmonchan, lopunny kind of. Those I can understand. Picks like weepinbell and the living sand castle are just WTF tho.
i love how almost every time he looks at something he'd smash he takes a drawn out confused look as if he's considering "why, how, and what's the benefit"
@@thetavernofchaos9418 It's an (atrocious) bot. Seriously, something really needs to be done about the bot situation. I'm certain it extends past CZcams as well, but it is horrendous here.
I think thats whats extra funny is that like NO EXPLANATION. An impossible metric that only he understands, smashing arbok and ninetails all i know is that hes incredibly based
@@ElFreakinCid Not true. In the show there was one Ditto who couldn't change it's face when transforming, however that was simply for a story. Ditto's are supposed to change everything about them, including their faces.
"I will not be explaining anything, I will not take any questions, goodbye"
Absolutely superb closing statement
chad moment
True
It honestly annoys me, you can't just drop this on us and not explain why
Buh.. buh.. Mista Mawkapwia, we need to know why yed smash
@@rockycuro7737 for me its not why, more like how
"I will not explain anything. I am not taking questions."
You don't have to. This experience pretty much explains itself.
Yeah. That he is a furry in denial.
honestly he got the ones that were clearly designed to cater to a certain audience correct
@@NoThankUBeQuiet I mean, the first two he chose were Ninetails and Beedrill. One obviously is about his denial as a masochist and the other is furry denial. I expected the ones that resembled large women to be on his list. Gardevoir was THE most PREDICTABLE ever.
i feel like he has a thing for wings, considering the amount of birds he said smash to
@@serge263 no
Skipping Vaporeon proves Mark is pure of heart and mind
Bro I about to say that😂😂😂
wait a second...
Nah, he just doesn't know...
The most compatible Pokémon for humans
he knows what he likes
There are some Pokémon where you could tell he'd say "Smash" if they had a third evolution.
True👌✔️
4:36 I think this one
but azumarill is a third evolution tho...@@user-hn4zn9nx3c
@@user-hn4zn9nx3c bellossom is a 3rd evolution
"I will not be explaining anything, I will not take any questions. Goodbye."
I respect this man.
Enters playground.
Smashes sandcastle.
Doesn't explain why.
Leaves.
@@omegahaxors3306 chad
@@thanoid2373 enters computer
Smashes Firefox
Doesn't elaborate
leaves
For context, Mark said that he would smash Ninetails which is a literal fire fox
He ended the video as best he could, there was no better way to end it with just this message. Perfect video.
6 million views for random pokemon picks, it's obvious that he isn't trying and choosing random ones because he'd look like a weird guy if he put 2 seconds of thought into this. Man just wants to get paid today. Also comments are about as "I sniff my mom's panties for fun" as they come. Seen mark on and off for the last couple years. Props to him for getting a bag for such a down bad audience.
"I'll not be explaining anything, I will not take any questions, goodbye"
Wise words Mark
Wise indeed
ABSOLUTE CHAD
How could you explain? Some are self explanatory but others… no clue.
Respect
@@turtlesoup0008 which ones confuse you
Instantly passing on Milotic might be the craziest move ever
bruh agreed
@@astral749 fr
The things I could say...
And he chooses to Smash Beedrill 😂
It's a big dick bee
Every year we gotta go back to this, just to make sure it was real and not an internet fever dream.
Same I do as well shdfgs
I love this. No introduction, no buildup, just down to business.
And then he leaves when he's finished..
Chadplier.
No foreplay, no pillow talk
Just, wham, bam, Alakazam
@@ThatGuy-sf1cx Bite the pillow I'm going in dry
@@Puddlesoak oh my
@@ThatGuy-sf1cx Never thought that line would be so appropriate.
I honestly expected him to just play a loop of him saying "Pass" for each Pokémon, but I had to know he'd go above and beyond for us.
i wouldve liked that tbh
@KelvinBB cap
@KelvinBB no one asked, plus ratio
Don't reply, it only encourages them more
@KelvinBB no one asked kid
Every time I watch this, I feel the need to do it myself.
*emperor Palpatine voice*
Dew it
You mean Smash?
There are no laws against the Pokémon batman!
I'M GONNA DO IT BATMAN!
This is the definition of "where there's a hole, there's a goal"
Real💀
apparently sometimes even when there isn’t a hole there’s still a goal
markiplier: that's just the moon pass
also markiplier:
*smashes sandcastle*
He could, with a fist
Smashes lump of concrete
*smashes lunala*
Reading this while mark said it
On basculin he says pbass
"that would definitely make me a furry. Pass."
Also mark when he sees Ninetails: "smash"
beastiality =/= furry
He would sooner fuck a Magnemite than a Lucario
Markiplier's mind is gone
@@cooldud7071 who wouldn't
He said that while recording a video of if he'd fuck a pokemon or not, I think he's well past that point.
I remember in one of his Five nights at Fuckboys playthroughs, he said he searched up what a Dragon Dildo is. He knows alot of furry stuff definitely(also considering the fact his brother is a Furry)
6:46 "I'm only human after all, I'm only human after all"
Don't put your blame on me
Silcoon “what was that???”
Cascoon “THERE IT IS AGAIN”
I love how there isn’t even any introduction he just goes straight into it. He knows what he’s doing and why we’re here, he needs no explanation.
* refuses to explain
refuse to elaborate any further and immediately gets to the point like absolute chad
This isn't just a video, it is *THE* video
Ironically, most of the people who copied this style afterwards spend an excruciating amount of time explaining every single Smash or Pass.
While here it's actually funnier to question ourselves why the Smash here and not there.
I need an explanation
I love how he’s just imagining the scenarios in his head before he says “smash” so suddenly.
Ikr
just like him imagining weepenbell
him at dugtrio
aw hell naw
just like he did to Lileep
Weepinbell: *intense breathing for about 5 seconds* “Smash”
Victreebel: *sees the fangs* PASS!!!
I love the subtle pauses before passing or smashing. And the lack of reasoning he gives us leaves more to the imagination.
“That’s an owl, pass.”
“That’s another owl, pass.”
*a third owl appears*
“Smash.”
Time stamp???
@@DATBOII1234 18:23
Third time's the charm
@@Yorick_the_Rat I was just about to say that XD
Mark: "i'm not a masochist"
Also Mark: smashes a literal hornet with drill arms
also pretty sure wailord was literal smash... could probably smash his house.
But bee do have dat carrot doe
@@rurikaunimoto warlord is lighter then air, good luck smashing anything with it
Cant forget tsareena
he'd smash to a literal bear trap
6:49 your so real for that
*you're ☝🤓
@@fishnessess1211 im horrible at grammar
Gardevoir 😁
Ahem... I have a little scientific article I'd like to post... Yup...
Gardevoir is based on a sylph (basically an air fairy), which means their specie is more related to humans, than animals, plants or inanimate objects. They have a high intelligence level, which makes sense, taking into account their primary type is psychic. Also their body size is close to the humans' with the height of neat 160 centimeters and 48 kilogrammes weight, they're able to see the future and read thr others' feelings, which is their main ability and the most important: they have an incredibly strong bond with their master. Considering all these factors we can get, that Gardevoirs are sentient enough for a consent and their elegant body would endure it. Additionally, those fabulous cosmic beings are considered to be one of the most attractive pokemon among all generations by the following reasons: they have an elegant delicate shape, which makes them look mysterious and defenseless, their regally-curled hair are exotic, still soft mint color, they have long thin legs, which are fully covered by a silver dress, that symbolizes their purity and innocence and last, but not least: they have a glare, that makes them look extremely feminine, but still heroic. Their personality is also playing a big role in their status among the pokemon fans, as they are famous for their loyalty to friends. If you're in a bad mood the Gardevoir would sense that and comfort you, if you're being under threat it will protect you at the cost of it's own life and make a tiny cute black hole. They're shy with strangers and such a behavior may also appeal to some people like me. According to their evolutionary line, they represent the most female pokemon ever, since they're starting as a genderless kid, then they expose their eyes and legs, and starting to be more active and in the final evolution, depending on their gender they either become loyal guards or honours knights (which is great, but much less cooler, because male). Also their name literally translates from french like "guardian woman", which makes them yet more elegant. In this article I was only using clear facts from psychology and pokemon biology, trying not to overuse my personal opinion. And that's not just a theory, those are fully proved possibility and reasons to love Gardevoir.
Agreed @@user-ff6eg3jy4k
4:00
Markiplier: **Sees Mewtwo**
Markiplier: “Smash~”
😂😂
Markiplier Is Daft As Hell
@@koa1464dafter than the punks, even
Mark: "That's cute... pass"
Mark: "That's less cute... smash"
Mark won't smash anything that looks like a kid. There are some lines he will not cross.
@@megangibbs4158 what about misdreavus tho
Not as cute but she got those breeding hips
10:8
@@swaggaming4953 timestamp?
Love how he takes a real long and calculative look and then just-
“Smash”
18:34
Absolutely zero hesitation for liligant though.
16:50 bro the way he said smash 😂
Mark: *_Sees Nosepass_*
Also Mark: *_Wheezes_*
Mark: "I'm not a masochist."
Also Mark: "Smash Magneton."
Smash *Beedrill*
@@TmanTheTdog Smash *Vanilluxe*
@@riardomilos8014 Well there’s Mawile but he passed on that
@@riardomilos8014 Have u not seen Galarian Stunfisk?
Charjabug LMAO
Mark: "Is that a butt? Pass"
Also Mark: "Is that a butt? Smash"
First one too smol.
Whyareyoulookinatmelikethat? Smash.
Whyareyoulookinatmelikethat? Pass.
You just can’t say no to Snom, Mark has confirmed that.
Lyrics: "Pass, Pass, Pass, Pass, Pass, Pass, Pass, Pass, Pass, Pass, Pass, ... Smash"
6:22 “Pass what was that eugh pass pass there it is again” to silicoon and cascoon caught me off guard!!!😂
I love how he gives absolutely 0 further elaboration
Morte bianca qui questa non me la aspettavo (primo nel tuo commento)
none needed, i understand completely
-makes smash or pass pokemon edition video
-doesn't elaborate
-leaves
Knowing the amount of pokemon and the out of context feel, yep
How the hell do you have more subscribers than me?
"Smash, but why?"
It's like he doesn't know why he's doing this either.
n o o n e k n o w s
It's just his fav pokemon list.
What is a pass or a smash?
@@Mem_Pyroman idk either
@@Mem_Pyroman Get your dirty part of your mind working and you will figure it out.
I need a licensed psychologist to do a full breakdown of this video
REAL
“There are no rules against Pokémon batmannnn” -joker 💀
Bro I saw that clip just a few hours ago by watching memes
Crawdaunt: the worst he can say is pass
Markiplier: *G R O S S*
This made me laugh.
Poor Crawdaunt
smash em all
HAHAHAHAHAHA
Here’s the timestamp for anyone wondering: 8:14
*Mark looking at diglet:* Smash
*Dugtrio:* Allow us to introduce ourselves
Now we shall get *drumroll*
DUGSQUAD
Triple the fun
@Don't read profile photo did I just get replied to by the super smart person that’s super famous for people reading their profile pic? Wow I’m honoured!!
Mans want himself a whole DugOrgy
Wanted all 3 of them dugussys
pokemon knew what they were doing wit cloyster at 2:25
There’s a young couple in HGSS where the boy has an Onix and the girl has a Cloyster
Editing really enhanced this experience, thank you Lixian 😂
Mark at Mienshao: “That would definitely make me a furry, pass”
Also Mark: *Smashes pokémon that are literally just birds*
and a fox
I thought the same thing!!!
and a wasp
and things
Hey that’s not furry stuff that’s scaly and feathery stuff aka the furry adjacent
Mark: "that would definitely make me a furry. Pass!"
I think we crossed that line like 10 minutes ago Mark
Pretty sure we crossed that line the moment he pressed record
He said smash
Need a time stamp
@@yipy100 ah I apologize my brain became so traumatized that it hallucinated him saying pass 🧍♀️
@@yipy100 No, he said pass
The smash count doesn't go up
15:28
19:26 bro has been marked by the Shiinotic
Love coming back to this. Makes me laugh every time.
i love the ones where he says "smash" like he's just as surprised as we are
@mikoy huio same tho
@mikoy huio timestamp please!
@@vodkabread 0:21
@@vodkabread literally the beginning of the video lol
victreebell 1:48
Rowlet: That’s an owl, pass.
Dartrix: That’s another owl, pass.
Decidueye: … Smash
based
Based and owlpilled
yeah but its like an owl person instead of just a bird
@@mygetbacks7487 m
18:20
The wierd smashes, pauses makes this video cursed as hell,
10/10 in my "funny" plalist
Randomly recommended on my feed, Can't believe it's been over 2 years.
Mark: "I'm not a masochist."
Also: Mark: "Smash" on BEEDRILL
beedrill got it going tho
@@bluejay1088 Nani 🤨📸
What did he mean with smash?
@@nickstijger5639 too young to know friend
Okay then you take the ding dong and the hoohah and then
-Brandon,Messyourself
Mark halfway through: "Would this make me a furry?"
Mark, this whole video is beyond that.
11:00 *My disappointment is immeasurable, and my day is ruined.*
Exactly! Thank u!😝
@@jaceangel9916 forealll 💀💀
This makes him something alright
@@teal_indigo9105 maybe we can coin a new term for people who arent a furry but definitely would smash Pokémon, because they’re definitely not all furry Pokémon of course, how ‘bout Pokeys? Pockeys? Pokemonys? Pocket monster f¥€kers? Little help people😅😝
I had to come back to this since I’ve been having a rough month, and let me tell you, I laughed as hard as I did the first time I watched this and still love this. (Wonder if mark will ever do the other Pokémon that came out. There’s more attractive ones that came out recently that I think he should see)
Rewatching this 2 years later and some of these sound like @ss instead of pass, which just makes it funnier to me. 😂😂
"......... smash.... but why?" gets me every time like he's so confused at his own decision
timestamp?
@@finalcartoon1044 2:03 it was magneton
Let me reiterate this he put smash for Diglett XD
@@Game_Hunter47 And Dugtrio too
Thank you for pointing the joke out.
Markiplier the only person to go from:
*"I'm not a masochist"*
To
*"I'm not a furry"*
In such a short amount of time
Lmfao
He's both and we all know it.
Given his brother is the one who created Twokinds, I'm not surprised
He skipped right past Vapoeron, maybe he's clean
@@Styxintheriver to know the implications of passing Vaporeon you yourself cannot be clean
I've watched this like 5 times. It's so fascinating. I'm studying this video under a microscope
Where would you go to find background music like this? Like, not neccissarily this specific song, but the... genre? The sneaky snitch sounding stuff idk I can't find anything like this
Markiplier comes across Lopunny: "Would this consider me as a furry if I say smash?" Also Markiplier: "Yeah I'll smash Ninetails"
And the casual "smash" for Cinderace really gets me 🤣
that was my EXACT that, i was like "nah, but ninetails definently does"
Mark: Still smashes Lopunny
But bro passed on the eeveeloutions 😭
It doesn't make you a furry it makes you a z00ph!le
I love how Mark says 'Pass' at a relatively okay volume, but most of the time he says 'smash' it's really quiet, like he's disappointed in himself xD
it is understandable
@@anekdoche7055 of course, anyone who calls Carnivine horrifying should be self loathing
cept for when he goes insane with the pass
But blaziken
Like how you be odd and watch r34
I always like how there was no intro just straight to the point
The fact that this is 23 minutes and 57 seconds is amazing
Markiplier, at Lopunny: "If I say smash here does that make me a furry?"
Markiplier, at Zoroark, with zero hesitation: *_Smash._*
and Cinderace
Well wynaut? Zoroark is very smashable i see no problems here.
And ninetails
god imagine him seeing primal/hisuian zoroark
There wasn’t hesitation at Zoroark, but there was an undeniable pain in his voice as he said it.
Pass
Pass
Pass
(After a time)
Ass
Ass
Ass
Ass
Everyone ignoring the true comedic hero of this video- the music
Markiplier: “I’m not a masochist”
*Says smash with Magneton*
He just wants to know if his body can take the electricity guys
how would it work tho :(
@Beast 😈 you dont belong here keep your thoughts to yourself
@@styrofoam5097 electro shock stimulation. Basically advanced masochism
yeah it was a pretty SHOCKING discovery wouldn't you say??
I'll show myself out...
@Let's Talk pokemondb
the way his face is so blank as he’s doing this is just perfect.
*MARKIPLIER IS NOTHING WITHOUT ME*
*I AM WAY BETTER THAN THIS DUMP*
Ok
and then he goes 🤨🤨 before saying 'smash' LMAOOO
@@bestyoutuberintheworld1012 2 bots
@KelvinBB 2 bots total found ok good im collecting em all IMA CATCH EM ALL
When you say he’d pass 827 living things,
it’s innocent.
*BUT WHEN YOU SAY HE’D SMASH 72 LIVING THINGS…*
Where did u kidnap 4 pokemon to!?!
still one of the greatest vids made
What I love is how on some of the smashes you know exactly what he’s thinking, but on others you have absolutely no idea.
vanilluxe???
I think some of them he meant literally smash. Like straight just shattering.
And then there's Tsareena.
Easy
55% obvious femininity.
20% are birds (chicken lickin' good).
20% are just buttplugs.
4% flashlights.
1% literal smash.
Like you know... Weepinbell. And for some not even he knows!
He seems to have some sort of rule… that is completely unpredictable
"That's just the moon, pass."
30 seconds before: *smashes a literal whale*
its like the skitty thing all over again
Good luck smashing that thing because you will spend a year looking for the hole
Just like your mom lol got em
@@rockruff7203 was gonna tell your sister the same thing, but I have to wait 9 months.
@@ToothIess but then she wouldnt understand
>Sees Vaporeon
>Passes without even looking at the camera
He’s innocent
Did you know that in terms of male human and female pokemon-
jk
“It’s toxic but we overlook that.”is so real ong
Mark: “will this make me a furry”
Also Mark: *smashes multiple Pokémon that just look like animals*
Including a swan and several obvious furry bait pokemons
The birds like the Swan and pheasants evolutions killed me
He’s okay with animals and humans, but he draws the line at anthro.
Not many furries are into ferals and his brother is a well known furry artist so he probably knows quite a bit already lol
Whalelord
Mark: “Is that a butt? Pass.”
Also Mark: “Is that a butt? Smash.”
Probably the spikes tbh
9:03
@@thesauce179 he said smash on snom so you right
If Pokémon were real, we'd all at least have 1 Lopunny and 1 Ditto... 💀
I’ve seen this meme so many times, would have never guessed it was from Pokémon
I love how Mark's smashes go from "yeah, understandable" to "ayo wtf" with absolutely no in-between.
its disgusting imo
idk what part of smashing pokemon is understandable
@@finngspeedruns thank you he doesn't even say if its satire or not
@@tatevaughan3248im more than certain the video is a joke but the original poster of the comment is a little strange
@@finngspeedruns I mean understandable in the sense that some are human-like enough to the point where there wouldn't be much of a difference between them and a human.
Like, Gardevoir, Gothielle, hitmonchan, lopunny kind of.
Those I can understand.
Picks like weepinbell and the living sand castle are just WTF tho.
The “but I don’t know why” to smashing magneton implies that there was a rational and understanding to all the others.
Hmmmm
Ohh nooooo
Im just glad he stayed away from my favorites
Ya wailord makes so much sense
Lopunny has a rational reason...
The fact that he chose pass for Leafeon must JUST be the most riskiest move ever
Mark: That's a straight-up zebra. Pass.
Also Mark: *Smashes Swanna, a straight-up swan*
XD
"I think I'm noticing a trend, it's eyes."
**smashes every bird like creature**
Mark likes birds
Same with snakes
I noticed that too lol
"You should not frick a bird, or a bird like entity"
"That's an owl, pass, pass,"
Sees another owl but with green hair
"SMASH"
i love how almost every time he looks at something he'd smash he takes a drawn out confused look as if he's considering "why, how, and what's the benefit"
In that exact order
What's the benefit of smashing, let's say, Tsareena?
@@Cysco8575 Getting stepped on by something with the ability Queenly Majesty that looks like a bottom heavy fashion star
@@noctusdoesthings Fair point. Now my dude, what's the benefit of smashing B E E D R I L L?
@@Cysco8575 Spinning insertions, large insertion, normal uses for the holes, plus they swarm so... Yeah. Just gotta get antidote afterwards
0:55 Mark: *Sees Ninetales* Smash!
Me: Mark no! This is how you become a Pokemon: Mystery Dungeon protagonist.
Legendary video
Mark: Does smashing on Lopunny make me a Furry?
Also Mark: *smashes like 4 Pokémon that are literally just birds*
not to mention ninetails
Bro what about diglet and dugtrio
@@akashbinning6194 I dig it
And he reaaaaallly like flowers
is into bird watching iykwim
Mark: "that's a donkey"
also Mark: *smashes a sandcastle pokemon*
xd
And several birds.
Werdly smash he says
And more than 8 different types of snake, POISON SNAKES
so, you say you'd rather smash a donkey than a sandcastle?
I like how the video starts with no intro and no sounds and straight to the point
When I first watched this when it came out, I was just confused.
But honestly, I can see why he picked a lot of them now.
The pauses, the smashes with no further explanation, the incomprehensible metric for smashing... flawless. Best video of all time.
While incomprehensible… by the 600 mark you start get an intuitive sense for the smashes and passes.
@Beast 😈 I like your content, BUT THATS TAKING IT TOO FAR MAN!
Day 15 of asking markiplier to play riddle transfer 2
@@thetavernofchaos9418 It's an (atrocious) bot.
Seriously, something really needs to be done about the bot situation. I'm certain it extends past CZcams as well, but it is horrendous here.
I think thats whats extra funny is that like NO EXPLANATION. An impossible metric that only he understands, smashing arbok and ninetails all i know is that hes incredibly based
2015 Markiplier: Feels uncomfortable dating a catgirl in HuniePop
2022 Markiplier: Would smash 73 pokemons
Lol
And not even most of the ones in the 'Human' egg group either.
It was a slow descent to this moment
I remember that day. How far Mark has come in 7 years... proud of you, my man.
*smash 73, lunala was put in the wrong category 20:52
some absurd smashes and some even more absurd passes
"There's no laws against the Pokemon, Lixian"
I love this. No explanation, no defending himself, no reasoning. Just a man, 898 Pokemon, 32 million subscribers, and a dream.
If he even attempted to explain himself he would’ve been called a “hypocrite furry pedo” or something.
@@slorchman672 most definitely by the twitter-side of the audience
@Savetion 1OOK CZcamsR ik you are a bot ,,, but what the fuck
sounds like a fallout vaulttec experiment
I was surprised when he said he's smashing Gorebyss but not Milotic..
“Does this make me a furry?” Bro, that ship sailed back at Beedrill
Yes sir, this man's got the facts
Nah, that ship sailed way back when he played Blush Blush
That ship sailed when he affirmed smash for Ninetales.
Don't forget he was at club amouros
And then he goes and says smash for Urshifu 🤣
The whole video: Smash, Pass
That one part: Smash… but why?
THERES NO RULES AGAINST POKEMON
, BATMAN
Mark: "That'll definitely make me a fury"
also Mark: smashes the bee
what means smash?
@@arnemrz i thing it means fu*king
*It's hip to fuck bees*
And the diglet and digtrio 😂😂
@@lazar2112 no way... i thought about cuddling, kissing or something like that, but actually putting his ***** inside it... WHAT?????
I love how some of the most human-looking ones get passed over, but then he'd smash a whale, a sandcastle and fricking Stonehenge.
Dont forget the snake 😰
@@Salty_catz i mean…
@@boskeep1🤨🤨
@@boskeep1 they do swallow things whole
Font forget the tea cup
The edits before je says smash make me laugh everytime😂
Bro it’s the side eyes and squints with absolutely zero explanation I can’t do this 🤣🤣
Mark: I think it's the eyes.
Also Mark: Smashes Ditto.
Let's be honest, you can't get a better pokemon to smash.
Ditto can morph into anything you want it to
Ditto is just eyes
@@jonathanpayne4772 But it'll also always have that face.
@@ElFreakinCid Not true. In the show there was one Ditto who couldn't change it's face when transforming, however that was simply for a story. Ditto's are supposed to change everything about them, including their faces.