So Mark's Pokémon smash rate is around 8%, and Jack's FNAF smash rate is around 20%. Food for thought. Edit: Came back to this video months later to see a lot a lot of people confidently 'correcting' me on my math. It's not 25%. You're supposed to compare the smash number to the total sample size (166), not the pass number (132). 34 out of 166 is 20.4%.
My favorite thing about these weird 'smash or pass' vids is the way they REALLY stop and think about some of them for a moment before deciding- gets a chuckle out of me every damn time
GUYS PRAY FOR SAM AND COLBY THEY BEEN DECEIVED BY DEMONS AND ARE IN DANGER THEY ARE CZcamsRS❤ God wouldnt allow souls to be trapped on earth, its umbilical and never happened all souls belong to God, so you cant sell your soul to the devil❤ And not everyone is a child of God jesus said it himself youre of your father the devil and your desires are to do his will true children of God are the ones who have been born again spiritually and repented from sin❤ So many people say they love God, but most of them never repented from sin and have a personal relationship with him, and love isnt just a feeling love is doing❤ Familiar spirits are demons well if I'm wrong I wasted nothing because I got peace and joy from him, but if you're wrong you wasted your entire life!! ❤️🎉 And demons love when people believe that lie that God doesn't exist and they love it when people don't know they are there ❤I copy n paste this everywhere❤ And no one talks about repentance, God will never lower his standards to be okay with your sins, sins is very serious in the eyes of God hes holy and righteous and it seperates us from him❤ Demons exist, and the devil comes to steal kill and destroy and uses people to do so❤ Btw telling the demon to stay doesnt do anything unless you have the holy spirit you arent safe. People: okay please stay this is your place❤ Demon: okay People: **leaves** Demon: **Goes with them anyway** Demons arent gonna make it obvious they are there so yeah. Demons are fallen angels that uses the form of our passed away loved ones to make us believe ghost exist and the souls of the person we knew still remains here❤❤ Astrology is demonic before my relationship with God I would always do zodiac signs literally just a bunch of sins put into each one I bet if everyone was sinless zodiac signs wouldn't make sense and literally a cover up for demons❤ Hearts are deceitful above all things, listen to God❤ Depression can be a demon you may need deliverance❤ God said unless you're born again spiritually u will not enter the kingdom of heaven also God doesn't judge us by our good works he's judging us by our sins Gods standards are so high he's that HOLY saying oh my God is using Gods name in vain it's called blasphemy ❤ To get to heaven you must believe with all your heart that Jesus died and rose again paid full price for your sins repent and receive his Holy spirit. CZcamsrs I recommend Impact videos ministries David diga Hernandez IsaiahSaldivar Mapalo DLM christian lifestyle Billy garham Danial adams Living waters Mike Signorelli Okay now pray this to be saved and to get to heaven pray out loud Jesus I confess that you are my lord and savior I believe in my heart that God raised you from the dead I ask to receive your holy spirit and I repent of my sins with your help❤ by faith in your word I receive salvation now Thank you for saving me! I am now reborn a christian a child of almighty God I am saved thank you Jesus! *Be genuine when praying this* Watch videos on how to receive Gods holy spirit on YT God creates Jesus redeems The holy spirit changes Now our good deeds and works we think are good are like filthy rags in the eyes of God Things to get rid of in your home 1sage 2dream catchers 3crystals 4crystal ball 5ouija board 6 tarot and angel cards 7religious statues 8demonic movies music or video games 9soul times items 10pornography Now like a theif robbing a store, demons won't make it obvious they are there unless they have to. Now know you can't save yourself Jesus said I am the way the truth and the life You have insurance on your house if it ever caught on fire which rarely happens but when it comes to your soul, you play with it like you have forever to make your choice which you don't 150k+ people Die everyday and you never know when it may be you God spent 9 months shaping and forming you before you were born but only 7 days on earth you're fearfully and wonderfully made beautiful in the eyes of God❤ Don't waste time Hearts are deceitful above all things ask God for wisdom and understanding we are just tiny humans with a 3 pound brain and our imaginations cannot go beyond what we already know❤ Your souls is so valuable both Satan and God want it but it's your choice who you will serve You serve the devil when you Lie Hate Blasphemy Disobey Lazy Gossip Gluttony Wanting what others have cause what God has for you is for you he will never deliver your male to someone else's house Hate And unforgivness And cussing murder and more And once you die, you're locked with your choice of where you're spending eternity God doesn't care about you doing more good then bad cause he's not judging that God never said that's the way to heaven So who's lying you or God? Be serious about this❤ God is holy and righteous God is love So either you would play around because you don't believe hell exist or you don't believe you're going there but the bible makes it very clear The path to destruction is wide and easy many are on it the path to eternal life is hard and nerrow very few find it and to get into heaven u can only enter through the nerrow gate❤ You dont have to wait until you die to know if youre going to heaven you can know right now 100% where youre going❤ Satan doesnt rule hell this is a myth when lucifer known as satan now became prideful and rebelled against God he took many angels with him Demons are fallen angels we live in a spirital and physical world so hell was made for punishment for satan and his angels and the reason why people go there is because they Align themsleves with the devil in SIN! Sin separates us from God and the wages of sin is death if youre found guilty with one sin on judgment day you will not enter the kingdom of heaven so the thing is We us humans broken Gods law and jesus paid the fine! So the good news is you dont have to go to hell if you accept him as your lord and savior! God offered us eternal life as a free gift and you receive it by faith! You dont have to work for it you dont have to pay all you have to do is receive it by faith❤ Don't expect Gods best when you always give him your least don't reject him anymore let him come in and change your life❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤
I was re-watching Jacks Detroit:Become Human and I remember him saying something on the lines of “people will start fucking robots” and now this video exists. What a time to be alive
CZcams has become filth. Demonitizing videos for certain content, and allowing worse on ads, to declining perfectly reasonable appeals, to removing f*ing dislikes, to now allowing this shit. We will never win, as they dont care about us, and Google just buys and shuts down the competition. *Welcome to the internet, everything is FUCKED.*
*JACKSEPTICEYE IS GARBAGE, MY CONTENT IS WAY BETTER* *JACKSEPTICEYE IS GARBAGE, MY CONTENT IS WAY BETTER**JACKSEPTICEYE IS GARBAGE, MY CONTENT IS WAY BETTER* :
Every time I thought I learned to predict his choices, he came out with an obvious smash or disgusted pass that threw me for a loop. The man's taste is volatile.
i love that sean: - smashed the daycare attendant and then immediately passed the daycare attendant - passed funtime freddy but smashed ennard, who is partly funtime freddy - smashed every glamrock except monty - passed mr hippo which is actually a crime
if you eat a cupcake, aren't you kind of tonguing it? ya know what i mean (i don't care if i have to take this down later, this thought is in your head & will never leave)
Well assuming we're going off of looks rather than the spirits inside the suits, I think BB is definitely more of a crime since it's supposed to be a child, if somebody were to smash Circus Baby not knowing of the spirit inside, I'd say they would have a 50/50 chance of being arrested
@@declanodea9904 but if we are going off of the suit, it really depends if you knew that they have kids in them, or not. If somebody smashed without knowing they have children spirits inside, like I said they would have a 50/50, chance of getting arrested
All those weird ones are from the AR mobile game "Special Delivery" and honestly there's no context even in the game. They're skins for the animatronic endoskeletons you slowly collect over time as you play the game
Yes, what better thing to do with my time than watch a grown man talk about which fursuits piloted by the souls of children that he will smash or not smash.
what has my life come to. i am currently watching a 33 year old man rating fictional horror game robots on a scale if he would have sex with them or not.
Problem is, Scott would buy the design from them and add it to the LORE. and make it an impossible charater to figure out its lore, thus complicating the series farther. Oh yeah, and just to frick with MatPat even more, Scott would make it have ties to every existing character ever so isn't even be a new character if it's any character at all. So MatPat would never do so The LORE is just to complicated to complicate it farther (at least then tho it'd become merch and everyone can have Jacks smashed FNAF animatronic) But I love the idea of MatPat creating the perfect FNAF charater for Jack.
Let's see...166 characters...he'd probably take 2-5 minutes on each character to discuss who they were and why it mattered...make that 5-8 minutes. Then, with that many characters, they'd probably get into at least 10-20 side discussions lasting 10-15 minutes each. That's 930-1628 so far...yeah. I agree with gummy. I doubt it would be less than a 10 part episode if they hurried. Could be as high as 25.
I like how sometimes his reaction is like "Why even bother answering its an obvious no" as if he isn't doing a video about smashing fictional humanoid animatronics
@@orang9134 Im pretty sure not? Springtrap does still have William but i dont think any of them has any remains of the kids, ptherwise they w0uldnt even function properly or even move, the CEO likely had the bodies taken out when they figured where the bodies were
So Mark's Pokémon smash rate is around 8%, and Jack's FNAF smash rate is around 20%. Food for thought.
Edit: Came back to this video months later to see a lot a lot of people confidently 'correcting' me on my math. It's not 25%. You're supposed to compare the smash number to the total sample size (166), not the pass number (132). 34 out of 166 is 20.4%.
Less characters is defiantly part of it, also more of them have…those kind of designs
@@johnathan7313 not to mention most animatronics are humanoid
Anysmash%
No, he made it clear that he's not thinking of food. ;3
he didnt smash the food though?
Jack: "Pass. And NEVER show me that again."
FNAF List: "I'm gonna do what's called a pro-gamer move..."
When did he say that? could you give me a timestamp?
@@Sergio-lw8fw the vid is only 8 min long, but here 4:48
I saw the fruit punch clown, and i knew the second was coming XD My brain was like, "wait for it, wait for it...."
Fnaf video when Shady after that next John Redcorn video
Aye it’s shady doorags. I just watched ur video like awhile ago
Saying "What that mouth do?" to Nightmare Freddy and then immediately passing will forever live rent-free in my head.
My favorite thing about these weird 'smash or pass' vids is the way they REALLY stop and think about some of them for a moment before deciding- gets a chuckle out of me every damn time
GUYS PRAY FOR SAM AND COLBY THEY BEEN DECEIVED BY DEMONS AND ARE IN DANGER THEY ARE CZcamsRS❤
God wouldnt allow souls to be trapped on earth, its umbilical and never happened all souls belong to God, so you cant sell your soul to the devil❤
And not everyone is a child of God jesus said it himself youre of your father the devil and your desires are to do his will true children of God are the ones who have been born again spiritually and repented from sin❤
So many people say they love God, but most of them never repented from sin and have a personal relationship with him, and love isnt just a feeling love is doing❤
Familiar spirits are demons
well if I'm wrong I wasted nothing because I got peace and joy from him, but if you're wrong you wasted your entire life!! ❤️🎉 And demons love when people believe that lie that God doesn't exist and they love it when people don't know they are there ❤I copy n paste this everywhere❤
And no one talks about repentance, God will never lower his standards to be okay with your sins, sins is very serious in the eyes of God hes holy and righteous and it seperates us from him❤
Demons exist, and the devil comes to steal kill and destroy and uses people to do so❤
Btw telling the demon to stay doesnt do anything unless you have the holy spirit you arent safe.
People: okay please stay this is your place❤
Demon: okay
People: **leaves**
Demon: **Goes with them anyway**
Demons arent gonna make it obvious they are there so yeah.
Demons are fallen angels that uses the form of our passed away loved ones to make us believe ghost exist and the souls of the person we knew still remains here❤❤
Astrology is demonic before my relationship with God I would always do zodiac signs literally just a bunch of sins put into each one I bet if everyone was sinless zodiac signs wouldn't make sense and literally a cover up for demons❤
Hearts are deceitful above all things, listen to God❤
Depression can be a demon you may need deliverance❤
God said unless you're born again spiritually u will not enter the kingdom of heaven also God doesn't judge us by our good works he's judging us by our sins Gods standards are so high he's that HOLY saying oh my God is using Gods name in vain it's called blasphemy ❤
To get to heaven you must believe with all your heart that Jesus died and rose again paid full price for your sins repent and receive his Holy spirit.
CZcamsrs I recommend
Impact videos ministries
David diga Hernandez
IsaiahSaldivar
Mapalo
DLM christian lifestyle
Billy garham
Danial adams
Living waters
Mike Signorelli
Okay now pray this to be saved and to get to heaven pray out loud
Jesus I confess that you are my lord and savior
I believe in my heart that God raised you from the dead I ask to receive your holy spirit and I repent of my sins with your help❤ by faith in your word I receive salvation now
Thank you for saving me! I am now reborn a christian a child of almighty God I am saved thank you Jesus! *Be genuine when praying this*
Watch videos on how to receive Gods holy spirit on YT
God creates Jesus redeems The holy spirit changes
Now our good deeds and works we think are good are like filthy rags in the eyes of God
Things to get rid of in your home
1sage
2dream catchers
3crystals
4crystal ball
5ouija board
6 tarot and angel cards
7religious statues
8demonic movies music or video games
9soul times items
10pornography
Now like a theif robbing a store, demons won't make it obvious they are there unless they have to.
Now know you can't save yourself Jesus said I am the way the truth and the life
You have insurance on your house if it ever caught on fire which rarely happens but when it comes to your soul, you play with it like you have forever to make your choice which you don't
150k+ people Die everyday and you never know when it may be you
God spent 9 months shaping and forming you before you were born but only 7 days on earth you're fearfully and wonderfully made beautiful in the eyes of God❤
Don't waste time Hearts are deceitful above all things ask God for wisdom and understanding we are just tiny humans with a 3 pound brain and our imaginations cannot go beyond what we already know❤
Your souls is so valuable both Satan and God want it but it's your choice who you will serve
You serve the devil when you
Lie
Hate
Blasphemy
Disobey
Lazy
Gossip
Gluttony
Wanting what others have cause what God has for you is for you he will never deliver your male to someone else's house
Hate
And unforgivness
And cussing murder and more
And once you die, you're locked with your choice of where you're spending eternity God doesn't care about you doing more good then bad cause he's not judging that God never said that's the way to heaven
So who's lying you or God? Be serious about this❤
God is holy and righteous God is love
So either you would play around because you don't believe hell exist or you don't believe you're going there but the bible makes it very clear
The path to destruction is wide and easy many are on it the path to eternal life is hard and nerrow very few find it and to get into heaven u can only enter through the nerrow gate❤
You dont have to wait until you die to know if youre going to heaven you can know right now 100% where youre going❤
Satan doesnt rule hell this is a myth when lucifer known as satan now became prideful and rebelled against God he took many angels with him Demons are fallen angels we live in a spirital and physical world so hell was made for punishment for satan and his angels and the reason why people go there is because they Align themsleves with the devil in SIN!
Sin separates us from God and the wages of sin is death if youre found guilty with one sin on judgment day you will not enter the kingdom of heaven so the thing is We us humans broken Gods law and jesus paid the fine! So the good news is you dont have to go to hell if you accept him as your lord and savior!
God offered us eternal life as a free gift and you receive it by faith! You dont have to work for it you dont have to pay all you have to do is receive it by faith❤
Don't expect Gods best when you always give him your least don't reject him anymore let him come in and change your life❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤
“Multiple layers of teeth will not stop me.”
-Jack, 2022
Jack will smash a shark confirmed
Why does this just sound like it would be a fetish? 💀
I agree
@Монмбелл Флан 2 no it ain't Sean's is far more better than yours
@@a_phatoms_ace2938 also the guy you replied to doesn't even have videos
I was re-watching Jacks Detroit:Become Human and I remember him saying something on the lines of “people will start fucking robots” and now this video exists. What a time to be alive
Yo but Connor is fine af though and human. Without several pending lawsuits to his name depending on the route you took.
now i need to watch that again XD
@@GamingBoyRishad I think it was Part 3 at the start when he was doing the survey thing lmao and there’s probs other references
Omg u just made me wanna rewatch the series for the 4th time lmaooo
bahaha i was just rewatching that as well, i’ve been seeing detroit everywhere recently
Jack: i would not smash a cupcake!
Also Jack: *smashes email*
Lets be honest, we were all waiting to see Jack's reaction to Toy Chica.
And he did not disappoint.
Absolutelly
ofc
I thought that bro was gonna say pass lol.
Who wouldn’t say smash
“I’m not gonna smash a cupcake”
Jack: says yes to an animatronic with three layers of teeth???
Jack, ARE YOU GOOD…?
= no food in the bedroom for Jack, but some biting is okay 👌
Bro he just didn't want to be EDP.
He just wants to see what that mouth do
@@Nett. Tru!!
@@its99pm he didn’t want crumbs….
Jack - “Smashing Balloon Boy is a crime.”
*proceeds to smash Circus Baby*
Aren't all the animatronics kids souls tho? Every pass is a crime
@@xavierpons5018 Not all of them.
@@elijahsmall5873 though he does kinda have a point
@@derpderptoast2717 yeah
And Charlie (puppet/lefty)
And all of them except phantom/glamrocks (that aren't kids)
He's doing it off appearances however.
Can’t believe Jack wouldn’t’ smash the wet floor robots
“I’m not gonna smash a cupcake” -Jacksepticeye
Meanwhile, EDP445:
Jack smashing all the glamrocks except monty will forever live in my head, along with the fact he'd only smash half of the daycare attendant
You should win comment of the year for this, this is pure gold. 😭😂
@@alexistheanimeartist5418 agreed
For some reason I'm laughing my ass off at "half of the daycare attendant"
i'm EXTREMELY offended that monty was passed on
@@candyflosscam BOTH MONTY AND SUN IM FURIOUS
"Pass, that's a crime."
They're all dead children in those suits, Sean. It's all a crime.
It's not a crime if you don't get caught
It's just their physical appearance that he's choosing
@UCulmnv1e861xjfppQ7rvRgAbud plz leave
We choose the animatronics, not the souls.
dead children since 1987.
ps i am not saying its ok
3:47 WHAT.
bro had to second guess fr
The fact that instead of 69 pass it said “nice” shows he is a man of culture
“Multiple layers of jagged teeth will not stop me.”
-Sean McLoughlin 2022
Who?
Jack's real name
This mans clearly into shark... scalies? that what theyre called?
*jagged teeth.
I agree with him
Sean: *passes on Music Man*
MatPat: The immense amount of disappointment from me is no theory
Music man easy S+ tier
@@alexandermurray935 fr all those hands, imagine where all of them could be
@@alexandermurray935 i mean, smash and pass means a whole other thing
I mean, it wasn’t DJ Music Man so…
XD
Only a fool would say "pass" to toy chica. That's like a sin 💀
Toy chica is crying now
Me:Way Too Cringe...
P A S S
@@SeanR.-br7gs You Monster.
"That's a crime"
Puppet, having a literaly child voice: *smash*
"Multiple layers of jagged teeth will not stop me" welcome to the club, Jack, we've all been waiting for you.
Let’s see how many subs I can get from this comment
Current subs 15509
@@ceegeetee Current bitches: 0
these replies- CZcams's really turning to shit.
monster fuckers unite
@@Vinnieeque the best part is you get to laugh at them because they are either bots or people who have literally nothing better to do with there lives
now how do we get a psychology professor to analyse this.
To the person reading this you are awesome and I hope u are having a great day
I hope to hit 4k could you please help me reach my dream?
@Mbita Acoustic Guitar looser
@@christianparrish6647 you just fell for a bot, my guy
CZcams needs to do something about these fucking bot replies, I hope someday whoever reads this isn't seeing them
@Sound City 🅥 wtf that's too far man
0:52 Bro it's literally possessed by a toddler 💀
Who The Hell Cares?
@@alixdixon611 sane people
Can't wait till the bite of 23 happens while Shawn is gonna be having fun time with animatronics
Love how Jack's taste gradually switched over from Freddy to Foxy over the course of the video, then back to Freddy.
L
L
Lll
Llllllllllllllllll
@@theninjastickman1905 nobody asked
The moments where Jack had to actually debate with himself absolutley made this vid... not gonna lie
@Yengest yeah
Jack says that smashing balloon boy is a crime. But he doesn't think about all the kids' souls trapped inside the other anmatronics...
I mean that's not really the point, hes judging more the outward appearance of them and he probably forgot about the kids souls thing anyway
It actually takes a lot of courage to be able to make a smash or pass video to show everyone what your tastes and preferences are
it takes a lot to make a smash or pass video that is talking about what are technically all children
most of it is prob just jokes anyways lol
E
@@callmetoastt1262 Actually many of the animatronics aren’t possessed by children. And they aren’t always possessed.
Look ♫ Look ♫ Look at peace ♫ ( ̄ ▽  ̄) ✨👍💕
May the spot-billed ducks heal you ( ̄ ▽  ̄) ✨👍🦆💕
I want everyone to spread peace ( ̄ ▽  ̄) ✨👍💕❤️💕
It is confirmed. Jackcepticeye has officially stated that he will smash Mapbot.
All fun and games until he spills some water
I would too
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
@@oscarmcnulty4307 i dont get it
WARNING: TAMPERING WITH AUTOMATED STAFF BOTS WILL PROVOKE YOUR MEMBERSHIP.
They might have the souls of children... but they will never be safe from jack.
Jacksepticeye: *says Smash on Baby*
FBI OPEN UP!
"I'm questioning alot about myself right now."
Welcome to this side of the entire FNAF Fandom in a nutshell, Sean. Its all downhill for you :D
True this side of the FNAF Fandom is a pit few can escape from
OH SHIT THE FURRIES ARE COMING
@@gamingwolf6735 YOU FOOL! THE FURRIES ARE ALREADY HERE!
_THEY NEVER LEFT_
@@gamingwolf6735 I can already hear the "uwu's" coming
@@lilkat6314 FUCK btw i have nothing against furries im just making jokes
I think all those times going inside Freddy during Security Breach has awakened something inside Jack.
dont tell him
I like the way you phrased that
I just had water come out of my nose holy shit
whoA unCALLED but probably right go ahead
holy shit.
“For various reasons” had me dying🤣🤣🤣
I'm glad that this is the first jacksepticeye video I've watched since like 2019
The way he smashed every Glamrock except for Monty is the height of comedy
No! Not Monty! He's the best one! Although giving his agressive nature I can tell that he'd be a bitter! 🦷
Jesus Christ these replies make me lose faith in humanity.
What's with these replies shitting on Sean's dad
CZcams has become filth.
Demonitizing videos for certain content, and allowing worse on ads, to declining perfectly reasonable appeals, to removing f*ing dislikes, to now allowing this shit.
We will never win, as they dont care about us, and Google just buys and shuts down the competition.
*Welcome to the internet, everything is FUCKED.*
Monty is so damn fine I can’t believe he skipped
Jack: “Ew. PASS. Ohh.. That’s a trip to the hospital.”
Oh yeah. All the others.. You’ll be perfectly fine, then. Sure.
Is that the bite of 87!!!
@@awesmoke4014 nah it's the bite of 69
7:54 case and point you can't tell me that ain't a hospital trip
@@mushroomchicken9400 pritty sure there's worse animatronics.
And then says he’ll smash twisted foxy and wolf lmao
i’m not gonna smash a cupcake.
got me ROLLIN
i love that the moment that the Glamrock animatronics showed up, he started to just go smash
Sees Balloon Boy: “That’s a crime”
It appears Jack has forgotten about about the lore of these games… It’s all a crime…
*JACKSEPTICEYE IS GARBAGE, MY CONTENT IS WAY BETTER*
*JACKSEPTICEYE IS GARBAGE, MY CONTENT IS WAY BETTER**JACKSEPTICEYE IS GARBAGE, MY CONTENT IS WAY BETTER*
:
*sees circus baby*
“smash”
Jack doesn't care about the lore
Don't think it, don't say it.
@𝐒𝐚𝐯𝐞𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧 quit being a jerk
I'm glad for the sake of everyone else that Jack would also agree to smash most of the Security Breach characters without hesitation 😂
They did one thing right with that game 🤣
Except Monty, apparently :
I'll take Monty if nobody else will
@@Snail.Slurpee Get that Montussy
@@z_.5557 you’re done.
"pass, that's a crime"
*Literally all the animatronic were children*
He’s acting he’d never get springlocked.
“Multiple layers of jagged teeth will not stop me”
Sean is now canonically a masochist, better add that to the wiki
p a i n k i n k -
He may have a degrading kink as well especially smashing moon..”naughty boy must be punished”
i need bleach NOW what is this i’ve watched sean since i was 5 wtf is going on
*vore
@@diegob798 yes
I love how it’s so questionable to smash any of these to begin with yet Jack reacts like some are so outrageous 😂
I feel like the fact that anyone has big enough balls to actually think about this is already impressive
i mean fair enough
,,I'm about to ...( Gets flashback)"
-SPEED
When you find out the first 5 smashs are all kids💀💀💀
I love how jack doesnt even care how the animatronic looks, he's just thinking whether or not it would hurt his wiener or not. A true king.
But still he said "not even multiple rows of jagged teeth will stop me"
How do you explain that?
@@theguywiththeoldds3896 sometimes risk must be taken :D
also they are robats even most weak one is still enough to break hand
@@bluescience9022 if it's enough to break a hand, would you put your woo-hoo bar in there?
@@theguywiththeoldds3896 ``not even multiple rows of jagged teeth will stop me`` i guess yes
@@bluescience9022 man, yall down bad for murderous-child-corpse-ridden-robussy.
Smash Afton. He always comes...
back
Say what you want about him but Afton's got that CAKE 😎🥵👀🎂💦
He wants more smash
Seriously
👏😂
I hate it but also love it-
Bro said that's a crime when all animations are possessed with kids souls
the funny thing is that he forgets most of them are possesed by dead children...
Sean: "That would hurt"
Also Sean: "Multiple layers of teeth will not stop me"
No one ever said it had to be oral.
timestamp where he said that would hurt?
Maybe he didn't mean the teeth 😏
@@mikethegoo 😳😏
sean: *passes on foxy*
the entire internet: we respect your opinion, even though it's completely wrong
Lol true
og foxy seems to not have enough jagged teeth since he chose smash for nightmare foxy(?)
OH MY GOD I thought I was the only one to think he was WRONG
he passed on monty and sun but smashed MOON LIKE HOW 💀
@@vx3150 Moon calls you a naughty boy so I'd smash him too but would definitely pass on monty and sun.
When Scott Cawthon said *yes* he wasn’t talking about your sexuality Jack 😵💫
Baloon Boy: Pass, that's a crime.
Character literally named Baby: Smash?
Character based on alittle girl too that legit has a little girl inside it
“what.”
“Look, I know it sounds bad but-“
*Immediately starts shooting blasters*
Every time I thought I learned to predict his choices, he came out with an obvious smash or disgusted pass that threw me for a loop. The man's taste is volatile.
bruh almost 680 likes and no comment, you def deserve at least 1
A comment
I felt exactly the same way with Mark's Pokémon taste.
@@FoxSullivan nah marks was predictable as fuck
@@Burger19985 it was but nobody can say they predicted magnamite
“Pass, that’s a crime” They’re all children Jack 💀
Lore received
Not all of them.
He caught me off guard with saying smash on Circus Baby😀
At least he passed on the corpse of a child murderer
all except afton but the only afton he would smash was one of the mobile AR skins
He says that’s a crime when most of them are dead kids
I love how jack says that's a crime when like half of the animatronics are kids
I love how utterly lost Jack was at the animatronics from the mobile game.
Yo I was lost too lmao
Everyone was. Because no one played that game it sucked.
@@JosepiThe13th bruh
fnaf ar hahaha
Oh that's where their from-
Jack's little giggle after a particularly strange Smash is just top tier
Which one
I think at 4:08?
"Pass that's a crime!" Then he says smash on puppet when she's literally 3. Logic.
i love that sean:
- smashed the daycare attendant and then immediately passed the daycare attendant
- passed funtime freddy but smashed ennard, who is partly funtime freddy
- smashed every glamrock except monty
- passed mr hippo which is actually a crime
*"I'm not gonna smash a cupcake."*
-_Jacksepticeye_
yes it would be very wasteful to smash a cupcake
@@paul_particularlyunhappynut who’s gonna tell them…
@@Zwayfyy r/woosh
@@jessesullivan4645 That is in no way an r/woosh that is me making a joke about them using the other meaning for a word.
if you eat a cupcake, aren't you kind of tonguing it? ya know what i mean
(i don't care if i have to take this down later, this thought is in your head & will never leave)
Jack: "Multiple layers of jagged teeth will not stop me"
Well sir, let me introduce you to the saw blade.
I got a better offer.
A murray :)
I got one better a chainsaw
"I wanna play a game" -Jigsaw, 2004
No cost too great...
He has to do the durability test someday amirite
I love the way he says "(p)ASS"
Every time Jack smashed a mammal animatronic with sharp teeth:
1:31 (nightmare foxy)
nightmare mangle 1:45
3:22 Glamrock Freddy
3:34 Roxanne wolf
6:22 ringmaster foxy
6:27 magician mangle
7:10 serpent mangle
7:54 twisted foxy
7:59 twisted wolf
Jack: **sees balloon boy** "Pass. That's illegal!"
Also Jack: **sees a robot with the soul of an 8-year-old** "S M A S H"
Puppet is 4 years old 😓
it's by the animatronic design
@@wiwitutsu2175 6 or 7 not 4
Charlie is like 3 lmao
@@safimamy2 Nah Charlie, Puppet's soul, is 3
“Pass, that’s a crime.”
They’re all haunted by children
Guess if he’s just ranking the animatronics themselves lmao
Yeah he’s definitely not rating based on the souls inside the animatronics just the animatronic appearance.
@@vaasmontenegro2016 no shit????
@@ERROR-qh3zq No, I did take a shit just now.
@@ERROR-qh3zq there is visible shit in the premises
@A man who likes ponies
At least the Security Breach animatronics aren’t possessed.
With the exception of the Blob and Burntrap.
Balloon Boy: "Pass. That's a crime."
Puppet (literally the spirit of a 3 year-old girl): SMASH
I thought she was around 6 or 7
I can't believe that Jack passed on Phantom Foxy.
But He Is A....Yknow.....................................................
Ghost.
@@alixdixon611 I was making a reference to How to make Five Nights At Freddy's 3 Not Scary.
Me several times during this video:
*shows a fucking hellish creature*
Jack: *considers*
Me: Don't. Don't even.
Jack: Smash
Me: OH MY GOD
I was literally on the verge of tears when he made it to the FNAF AR skins
I gotta agree this was me half of the time when he was considerin SOME KIND OF MONSTROSITY i was like jack what the fuck is wrong with you?
Never in a million years did I think that I would enjoy watching somebody saying smash or pass for an entire 8 minutes but here we are.
well i matched marks which was like 20
Try watching marks lol he did all 300 or whatever pokemon
Edit: it’s more like 900 Pokémon not 300 💀
@@pandapooh1668 Its around 900 actually lol
@@pandapooh1668 it’s almost 1000 lmaooo
The fact that he passed sun is a sin A SIN
Were just gonna ignore that most of them are possesed by kids.
Yes.
Jack to Balloon Boy: Pass, that's a crime!
Jack to Circus Baby: _Smash_
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May the spot-billed ducks heal you ( ̄ ▽  ̄) ✨👍🦆💕
I want everyone to spread peace ( ̄ ▽  ̄) ✨👍💕❤️💕
Well assuming we're going off of looks rather than the spirits inside the suits, I think BB is definitely more of a crime since it's supposed to be a child, if somebody were to smash Circus Baby not knowing of the spirit inside, I'd say they would have a 50/50 chance of being arrested
@@RPbirdzz if we were going of spirits wouldn’t all of them be crimes because they are all souls of children
@@declanodea9904 but if we are going off of the suit, it really depends if you knew that they have kids in them, or not. If somebody smashed without knowing they have children spirits inside, like I said they would have a 50/50, chance of getting arrested
@@RPbirdzz true the only ones that look young are the toy ones
i just love how he paused for a second to seriously consider phantom freddy
Lmfao he’s gonna smash a nightmare
@@AtomIsTooTiredToStream I would literally smash every nightmare animatronic 🗿
@@AtomIsTooTiredToStream EXCEPT THE OBVIOUS CHILD ONES-
@@fizz4onix507 🤨📸🤨📸🤨📸
@@AtomIsTooTiredToStream 😭😭😭
Sean: Already smashed! *in reference to Glam Chica*
NOW THIS- is the height of comedy-
All those weird ones are from the AR mobile game "Special Delivery" and honestly there's no context even in the game. They're skins for the animatronic endoskeletons you slowly collect over time as you play the game
Jack saying that he'd smash Shamrock Freddy because he's patriotic got me really good in the funny bone for some reason. Thanks Jack.
Was reading this RIGHT before shamrock, didn’t know what you meant then he said it… wow I understand lol
It also got Jack good in a different kind of bone.
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@@mee2556 agreed
@@TrinityRealNoFake We all do
The fact that he would smash the daycare attendant depending on time of the day
When he said smash about enard I was like wait hold up isn’t that a bunch of kids 😭💀
Yes, what better thing to do with my time than watch a grown man talk about which fursuits piloted by the souls of children that he will smash or not smash.
Jackcepticeye is a furry?
@Penguin i’m pretty sure its by animatronic design, who in the right mind would go by the souls wtf dude
@Penguin no bro. Just no.
what has my life come to. i am currently watching a 33 year old man rating fictional horror game robots on a scale if he would have sex with them or not.
watching the Smash or Pass I
can't stop laughing it's too much fun .
💯💯💯💯
Oh god, Jack has summoned a whole fandom
*jacksepticeye
IS FUUU, MY CONTENT IS WAY BETTER*
.
Dude what the fuck are these replies
Bots I sure hope this is all fuucked
RUN QUICK
Lmao
And you summoned the bots my friend
There's only one thing that's 100% clear: Every rendition of Ballora is smashable
Damn right!
You absolutely right
Roxy
@@VeroGMD she isn't Ballora, but who cares?
I'd pass everyone.
tbh the most surprising thing in this whole video is that there are THIS many fnaf characters
him saying smash to Circus Baby not knowing her soul is a little girl 😬
Matpat needs to design Jack's dream animatronic like he designed Mark's dream pokemon
petition signed
Problem is, Scott would buy the design from them and add it to the LORE. and make it an impossible charater to figure out its lore, thus complicating the series farther.
Oh yeah, and just to frick with MatPat even more, Scott would make it have ties to every existing character ever so isn't even be a new character if it's any character at all.
So MatPat would never do so
The LORE is just to complicated to complicate it farther
(at least then tho it'd become merch and everyone can have Jacks smashed FNAF animatronic)
But I love the idea of MatPat creating the perfect FNAF charater for Jack.
@@snaggletoons is that a fellow genderfluid I have spotted
@@Wildjeo Perhaps...
@@wyveren5359 That would never happen since Scott is retired
Imagine if MatPat were to make a video like this.
It would probably be a GTLive series.
It would last 10 episodes at least, because they’d get sidetracked so often with witty banter.
Look ♫ Look ♫ Look at peace ♫ ( ̄ ▽  ̄) ✨👍💕
May the spot-billed ducks heal you ( ̄ ▽  ̄) ✨👍🦆💕
I want everyone to spread peace ( ̄ ▽  ̄) ✨👍💕❤️💕
Let's see...166 characters...he'd probably take 2-5 minutes on each character to discuss who they were and why it mattered...make that 5-8 minutes. Then, with that many characters, they'd probably get into at least 10-20 side discussions lasting 10-15 minutes each. That's 930-1628 so far...yeah. I agree with gummy. I doubt it would be less than a 10 part episode if they hurried. Could be as high as 25.
most of the ten episodes would be about music man
@@NinthCarton “Episodes seven: Why you should smash Music Man”
I feel like everyone just forgets that a lot of these animatronics, HAVE KIDS/KIDS SOULS IN THEM.
Smash: Glamrock Chica, Roxy, Bonnet, Security Puppet..
Pass: Every other one.
we need MatPat to do the same, he's in way too deep and knows these characters in and out, I'm sure he has something to say about smash or pass
He also knows they have kids souls in them
How do you think he knows these "in and out"? Experience, he already has a list.
I am pretty sure Mat would pass on every single one of them
@Elijah Bryner so was your comment NOR the comment nutting responded to. none of your opinions are asked yet you all post them regardless.
@Good For Nutting any askers?
The Smash or Pass meta might just be the best one CZcams has ever had
Hey bro!
this needs to be a series of you reacting to them
I haven't watched you in years
Might be a mee in the future too 👀
It's definitely the weirdest one that's for sure
"shamrock freddy? smash, I'm patriotic"
Wait till he finds out most of them are possessed by children
I like how sometimes his reaction is like "Why even bother answering its an obvious no" as if he isn't doing a video about smashing fictional humanoid animatronics
I wouldn't say humanoid or animatronics for some of these.
Inhabited by the souls of dead children
@@mpmcd8432 some of them still have the rotting dead body parts in them
@@orang9134 Im pretty sure not?
Springtrap does still have William but i dont think any of them has any remains of the kids, ptherwise they w0uldnt even function properly or even move, the CEO likely had the bodies taken out when they figured where the bodies were
@@MarcyTheKindaCoolWizard It's confirmed that William hid bodies in the FNAF 1 animatronics