1001 WAYS TO DIE | House - Part 1
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- čas přidán 4. 07. 2021
- House is a fantastic pixelated horror game where you can die in innumerable ways! Will you escape the house and save your family?
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"Mommy want some milk?" *mother rises from death* "Yes, darling."
Death is temporary.
Milk is eternal.
Long live milk.
I NEED MY CALCIUM!
@@Vulpilux Here i am, sire.
@@2milk867, OH! THANK YOU! I wish I BLED MILK! I shall erect an ice cream dome for you! I shall make CHEESE in places man has never made CHEESE before! I shall breed cows like noone has ever bred before!
"She need sum melk!"
**Mom revives**
"OH NO SHE DOESN'T!"
@@technoraver99 Here’s another idea for a better planet:
Don’t be a spammy asshole in a comment section saying completely irrelevant stuff
@@technoraver99 ok lol
@@technoraver99 I'm not gonna read your novel
Glad to know that my ears are working.
That's some shifty ass milk.
How did I never notice the song the sister plays on the piano is the song from Hausu, the amazing japanese horror movie from the 70s. My love for this game just grew 10x
One of my favorite movies too, such a nice addition to a spoop game
It honestly reminded me of Married Life from Up, but with a few notes missing
I thought it was welcome to the black parade in my first watch
Is that a good movie?
to me it sounds like the music from Up
This takes dumb ways to die to a whole new level
Exactly this is dumber ways to die
Underrated comment
This is dumb ways to die but good
Horrific ways to die
Silly ways to die
Mark: “Mom you want some milk?”
Gets executed horribly.
Me: “I’ll take that as a solid maybe.”
Nah, bro, that's a liquid.
@@shiryogames765 😂😂😂😂 I hate this so much but at the same time that was so clever. Touché and well played
@@shiryogames765 absolutely amazing
_A witty point by Shiryo games there..._
when in vid is that
Child: dies tragically
Shadow: *cha cha real smooth*
Why yes.
You dont SLIDE TO THE LEFT SLIDE TO THE RIGHT when you see children die?
@@dinogamer3297 take it back now y’all
@@dinogamer3297 YES, dance on the dead children
@@ujomil lol
Mark: *Dies to toilet monster*
Also Mark: “Was that me sleeping, or was that me dreaming.”
Logic: nah man who cares about being awake
Mark: **gets eaten by a toilet monster**
Also mark: “wait- was that me *sleeing* or was that me *dreaming* ?”
I’m sorry, but that had me- my humor is broken af
Why are there 2 markipliers
@@Hatred_333They’re bots.
santa claus moment
Nothing makes sense here💀
It's funny because dropping the bowling ball doesn't make the chandelier drop. He just happened to drop it at the exact second it was going to fall.
That timing was incredible *chef's kiss*
Oh i think your right lol
Just like throwing the milk on the mom to "revive" her. His timing is crazy...
Yes
time has no meaning in games cus in fallout new vages the best game ever made speaking halts all of reality
I love that the woman in the window just watches you, extends her neck, and then just goes "hi, I just smelled blood and thought something happened" like it's just a normal conversation
😆
@@youjustgotrickrolled3843 no i didnt
@@beeb4439 yes you did
@@technoraver99 u do that then
@@technoraver99 what the hell
I like how when the mother turn into a zombie and still have the cooking spirit.
20:29 “Protect your sister. Make her feel safe.”
5 seconds later: 💀
-Mark has bucket to pick up water
"Sorry mom, I'm doing this as a preventative measure"
*Cuts her in half instead*
Love your pfp
Gj you have eyes
@@alexmicurin1314 What you all mad about?
@@BigBroccoli_ some people can't take obvious jokes
@@iamyul3498 Some people think those really original jokes are funny lol.
“You dancing on my corpse? What kinda douchebag move is that?”
The teabag, Mark.
I don't feel like making tea now
@@imsad3923 Britain citizens: *_Pathetic_*
Hot tea
Oh no
REPRODUCTION
Favorite part was when Mark walked into the room and saw his sister's corpse in half on the floor, and was just like: "OH, RIGHT. THE BEAR TRAP. WhOOPS."
it's basically tradition for me at this point to rewatch this series whenever i start another big art project. mark's voice makes for great background noise
I guess you finally came home.
Dad
Hi
Heck yeah. I was just thinking about you while clicking on this video. Glad the game is getting even more attention though.
Your grinding this game
The return of the king
“Was that me sleeping, or was that me dreaming?”
*yes*
Why is there advertisers in your reply section lol
Boffum.
Sucks to be in this comment section.
@Bruh Bruh no sef promo
Glad someone else noticed that 😂
its so... unsettling. The peaceful, nostalgic music, the strange things, even the way Tabby walks with her sweater arms swingng.
Yet. . . Soothing? Relaxing, perhaps? Might just be me?
@@Just_A_Brick how th did you even see this comment
Mark: "Shirley I don't want to kill my sister
Also Mark: *leaves bear trap open*
“I should run, This one of the moment in movies and people don’t run, and instead I turn the lights out”
How mark play horror games summed up in 1 sentence.
@YeaMan and and I have been busy so please forgive me and enjoy the video
@Egg Muffin
I signed a DNR IN THE MIDDLE of trying to read it just in case I didnt make it
I read your comment just as Mark was saying it. 😄
Huh?
You mean "MoMENt 😅🤣
This is basically "Dumb Ways to Die" Horror Edition
Hey have u heard of this old show called "1000 ways to die"? 😅
Damn, you made me remember the good old days. Their song is just a masterpiece
@@mcn2975 I remembere hearing it come from loud speakers in my elementary school, I think every teacher that agreed to let it play thought it was just a children's song (it played at a time where all students were told to go to a gym to demonstrate dances and stuff, but the song was just used as a waiting song, so basically every student sang to it, and the teachers were panicking, because of the words "dumb ways to die, so many dumb ways to die"). I'd say it was the best time of 3rd grade, me and my friends were laughing our asses off.
basically Higurashi When They Cry, 8bit edition
@@lapislazuli06 i watched it
Mark: getting killed by toilet monster
Also mark: turns into santa 😂😂
Famous Last words😭😭 "There's nothing I hate more then sandwiches"
15:25
"giant rat crashes through window"
"eats entire top half"
"starts fucking moonwalking"
"doesn't elaborate"
Because he's the giant rat that makes all of the rules
Let's see what kind of trouble he can get himself into
@@_eggtart_ Rats the rats we’re the rats
Nobody dares question the holy rat are you not loyal to your king?
Kills cat: OHH NOOO IM HORRIBLE!!!!
Kills little girl: Oh whoops
One is a horrible crime and you deserve a life sentence if you do so
The other is killing a child
This shows that animals really are more precious
me lmao
@@generalfloppa5798 we all thought it was killing the girl for the first part
@@dibot4133 No we didn't
24:32
damn the face of disappointment of mark is immeasurable
“What the hell is that? Get it away from me!”
“Ummm, no”
*proceeds to chuck it at her*
Lol I just saw it 😂
Mark: *sees mom on floor*
Mark's brain: OH SHE NEEDS SOME M I L K
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Epic bro epic😂😂
Then she comes alive with the power of milk
Oh, y'all needed milk, huh?
THANK Y'ALL FOR *OVER 1K* LIKES. THIS MADE MY DAY GOOD!!
I Approve of this message
What *m i l k* ?
“Keep an eye on her, make her feel safe”
*runs to sister with a sandwich
*sees her dead
“You want a sandwich???”
I love your pfp
@@axeman9928 thank u, it’s geesus
@@maddiehalloway thank un very much!!
@1STM8LXIX 😂😂😭😭 tha part made me cry from laughter
@1STM8LXIX I liked your joke!
I love this game, the blood, the pain, the death, the souls screaming for help, everything.
i like how most of the characters are disgusted by the rubber duck for seemingly no reason
why please why i smell ot
"I don't want to kill my sister" he says while he intentionally leaves a beartrap in her path.
TRUEEEEE
Leaves*
I don't think he connected the bear trap to the sisters path to the piano
Bear traps aren't killing tools. They are injuring and trapping tools. He will only wound her and maybe bleed her out for a while.
@@R34PR_ yeah man. He just wants to drink her blood.
*Drops bowling ball
Everything else in room: “And I took that personally”
😂👌🏼
@@caitycat1328 hi
@@jasonwint2110 hi😂
1.5k likes with only 3 replies? impossible.
Had me CACKLING 😂
13:08 I THOUGHT THE FKN DOLL STARTED CRYING LMFAOAOOOOOAOA
I thought the fucking doll started crying laughing my fucking ass off ass off off off off off ass off ass
Mark: *Steps in bear trap and dies*
Also Mark: "WHY DID THAT HAPPEN?!"
Mark: “You want a bowling ball on your nog?”
Cat: * Fucking dies *
Mark: * Surprised pikachu face *
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"I hear it whispering to me"
Mark: *makes the most 'are you kidding me' face ever*
Mark: yeah i'll listen
I ain't a terlit ignorer
@UwU Mae that's how he said it
It's been more than a year and this game is still as memorable as the first day. The OST makes me cry every time...
Stfu bot, I already see you commenting on this.
I watched this series when it came out and randomly remembered so I'm watching it instead of studying. Reminds me of the times I had in 2021 :')
@@MrAydinminer LMAO SAMEEE
“Maybe we can have frog legs for dinner!”
Mark: disturbed
•sister literally dead•
mark: you want a *sammich*
What the dog doin?
@@themightyynfyrknohardeniii9272 DOG? HAHAHGHA
When i was looking and this i was holding my breath and i did this
AAAUH
*sister**gets up* "Y'know what sure"
Ahaha meme so funi
This game feels a lot like intrusive thoughts actually happening instead of just being in your head.
Oh my god you're right.
Interesting view
It really does
I thought that too!
Oh my gods, you're right.
Mark: **spills the milk on mom**
Also Mark: “don’t die over spilled milk”
Im just gonna keep rewatching this cause this is actually the first horror game that i rewatch alot
I Fr love you Fr this, this is like the 5th time I re-watched Markiplier’s series but I do wish he did the DLC
Same
It’s funny how mark doesn’t realise the bad stuff only happened when the lights went off.
Here’s a tip keep the lights on, it can keep away specific threats
Why does he even turn the lights off anyway? Seems pointless. xD Maybe just an impulse?
really because when ever that invisible dude walks into each room and Mark walks in after is when i see the bad things happen
i might be wrong but if mark can get all the things before the invisible dude walks into each room then he might be able to do something to save the family
tis but a thought and a theory pay no mind my rambles
The lights turn off eventually anyways, even if you keep them on the whole time
Saw blades are pretty cool. When compared to thorn vines which may not be nail jumped off of they perrty niiice. Lovely sound too!
I have PTSD from saw blades
*Sister gets crushed by chandelier*
No one:
Me: "She's not depressed she's compressed."
Squished sounds a lot more pleasent than crushed to death
Could her sister BE MORE squished?
He's not that fat
@@jinny9844 pg 13
Chandelier *
Who is Chandler? Also, no one cares.
Mark offering people ducks is literally me trying to interact with nerotypical people.
Rat: bites off head
Also rat .01 seconds later: starts moon walking
Thing: hey did you like my jumpscare?
Mark: *Morphs into owl*.
@vinasu maaj yah that's weird
He no
@vinasu maaj he do be vibing tho
@@galacticguardian7530 what
At like 6:23 mark says “hey petunia..” the says while in petunias room “hey what’s your name” 😂😂😂
The girl's name is Melody
16:10 "My bear trap- bear- bear trap for the rat, put the rat in a trap and the rats gonna be in a trap you put a bear trap on the ground- rat is gonna wear a bear trap for a haaat. Sorry I channeled my inner Ethan there for a second"
That got me on the ground cackling nonstop.
Mark: *gets penetrated by spikes*
Shadow monster: *default dances on his dead body*
Edit: ah yes my most popular comment, thanks my fellow people
"This is an epic gamer moment"
*fortnite music plays in the background*
ngl I think it looked like something else 😳
@@Concon12316 yeah i dont think it was dancing
@@Concon12316 ok, cmon, the character is clearly a minor
Killer: Any last words?
Mark: GUH HYUK
Killer: u-um... i'm sorry, what? Mark: GUH HYUK!! Killer: i-i don't,- mark: GUH HYUUK!! Killer: ok that's it! *shoots mark. I don't know why i made this a whole story joke.
A HYEUG
This is fine…
“Are you dancing on my corpse?”
Me i’m not sure he was dancing
If you don’t understand, go back to that part
What have u done to mah brain
5:01
Mark: Mommy, want some milk?
*gets decapitated
“There’s nothing I hate more than sandwiches”
*dies*
that's why kids, you don't hate your sandwiches
@@IcyBune i love sandwiches, these comments made me hungry, is lunchtime already :D
…Yeah, I love sandwiches..!
... wait if i hate sandwiches i die?
then i hate sandwiches
"Top 10 instant karma moments"
"You want a bowling ball on your nog??"
*drops bowling ball*
*cat gets squished*
"ahhhhh noooooooo I'm horrrrrrrible"
Monster, truly
14:59
Awww
Poor cat 😢
At least he felt bad about it
Had to come back to this
i constantly come back to this series bc of how good it is. need an updated version before i die fr
When the sister is sad and crying over her lost piano, try giving her the doll to cheer her up.
THANK YOU!
Definitely think the doll is key
the entire time i wa just screaming to try giveing her the doll
How long have you guys been watching Markiplier?
@@AHnnssy lol sence 2015 2016 ish. Im not an og nessisarily but like ive been watcjing for awhile
Kills cat: Ohhhh, I'm sorry!
Kills sister: Huh!? Oh well, that happened...
Well I mean cats are above siblings
( ⊙ - ⊙ )
/ | | \
! !
Cats are innocent.
Sisters are the other hand
..
They’re pretty innocent.
gamers in a nutshell
I love how mark just duplicated himself to die
You don't know how much I was begging for mark to just drop the bowling ball on the carpet
Mark: Hey cat, you want a bowling ball on your nog?
Cat: **actually dies**
Mark: _Wait, that's not how you play this game_
as soon as i am reading this while playing the video that happened
1k likes but 1 comment. Hmph.
@@sekret_serket 2
Quote of the year:
*Dont Die Over Spilled Milk*
-Markiplier
the amount of times i've rewatched this series is uncountable.
This series was uploaded on my birthday, and it also happens to be a favorite of mine. What a wonderful coincidence.
Mom: *dies*
The wetrd neck dude: Somebody help her!
Tabby: SHE NEEDS SOME MILK
Ooooo he needs some mILK
Weird neck lady, it seems.
Tabby: * pours milk on mom *
Mom: * ACTUALLY GETS UP *
Tabby: "OH WHAT THE *FUCK* THAT WASN'T SUPPOSED TO WORK!?!?"
Well... It worked but shes a undead now
Hahahaha just what a little girl WOULD say!
“So was that me sleeping or was that me dreaming?”
Mark, they’re pretty much the same.
Yeah, probably.
When you sleep, you don't dream, but you can dream while sleeping, it is probably called dreaming.
Hah he's right, sleeping and dreaming are the same, otherwise you'd remember your past life.
Marenol
There not but either way he won't be awake
18:04
Mark: uhh hi… AHHH ahh…im sorry…
Me: I MUST PUT THIS IN COMMENTS ITS THE BEST.PART.EVER!
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Mark: **notices sister is dead**
Also mark: do you want a sandwhich?
The game's Soundtrack makes me weirdly nostalgic, Like as if I was back playing Minecraft when it first came out
Strangely accurate
DUDE this is so accurate it literally sounds like playing minecraft for the first time
@@sleepsey Right?? It's so weird, Sounds nice tho
oh my god yes
Remember Alfa mc?
Little sister: *starts playing piano*
Me: 'WHEN I WAS, A YOUNG BOY'
YES I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE THAT HEARD THAT
@@senorsapo1810 OMG YES
MY FATHER
@@FryYeeter TOOK ME INTO THE CITY
@@maditroche3870 to see a marching band!
27:15 = bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang
The music in this game is fantastic. Makes me feel emotions i cant describe
Fun fact: the song the sister is playing on the piano is from a Japanese horror/comedy movie called "House". The movie is absolutely hilarious and I definitely recommend seeing it
i'm so glad that someone recognized this before i did
So... is it like, scary-scary? Like, jumpscares and stuff?
@@sstar339 Mostly really funny and bizarre. Great film! It's on HBO Max and Criterion Channel!
@@wesleylara5136 Sounds like it's worth a watch! I'll definitely be adding it to my list. Thank you
Hausu is one of the most insane and fucking bizarre movies I've ever seen. Excellent stuff. So much fun. Also, that little piano piece was later sampled in 'Welcome to the Black Parade'.
I like that every time Mark figures out how to stop one tragedy another one happens
You're the guy who replies to every steam game 11 times
life be like
😂
@@TrionerExpelioziaswhat
@@Cozy186 Honestly I have no Idea. Probably something to do with their username being curator
The rat moonwalking after biting your head off 😂😅
Did I dream that a toilet monster came and ate my face? Got me rolling on the floor😂
Mark: “Hey mom, you want some milk?”
Mom: “So anyway, I took that personally…”
So anyway I took that person
@@brianblackburn5018 Lol
@@brianblackburn5018 i think everyone will take that personally lmao
@@yoinkorboink7611 I know I just decided to make the comment much more morbid
@@brianblackburn5018 oh lol sorry i meant the comment to seem lighter reading mu comment now it seems to serious
Toilet monster: *eats Tabby*
Markiplier: *Scared elephant noises*
More like *scared grandma dying noises*
More like scared gorilla noises
Was that the bite od 87?
He went OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH
Here for ppl who wanna see
1:40
Toilet monster: *eats tabby*
mark: “OH, OH, OH, OH!! “
"Was that me sleeping, or was that me dreaming?" ... Logic left the chat
him accidentally killing the cat and instantly regretting that was hilarious oomg💀
Neck Lady: "Your sister needs you to protect her, make her feel safe."
*goes to find sister*
*sister is dead*
Well. Um. This is awkward.
I like how u get hundred of likes but zero comments :)
@@theraditiabrothers9879 now two
@@midomnour now three
now 4 hope you get more comments
So, does this mean dinner is on her sister? Literally her sister?
Mark: "Want some water?"
Sister: "Screams in terror"
*goes into room* just kill me. I think I did something wrong
i think that was just a reference to that one episode of courage the cowardly dog where he finds a violin girl that screams and looks just like tabby's sister
just like real life
Chandelier: I don’t need this scream
Mark: "mum ya want some milk?
Mom: "turns into a zombie and cuts his head off"
That's what we call a family
@Leandro Memes 27:40
The amount of times I laughed at your reactions to dying... There should be a compilation lol.
Mark: "In the darkness"
Monster in the behind him: Hello there!
“Sandwich for my sis?- oh…”
Just caught me off guard 😂
Yeah the comedic timing on that was impeccable.
Mark: *Simply drops a bawling ball*
The chandelier: "Ok boys, that's the signal"
why is the ball bawling?
Does the ball need some tissues?
It’s just sad leave it alone ffs
Maybe the bawling ball needs some ice cream
Does it need to talk to someone?
Its so painful seeing him so close to an ending and then dying. 😂
he times everything so perfectly without even realizing first the milk on mom then the bowling ball made the chandelair come down
Mark: "I certainly don't want to kill my sister."
also Mark: *lays bear trap*
You have been smited
No, no, "Mark" just had a "bowling ball" and it "slipped" on the "floor" "accidentally"
(You're gonna blow his cover again!)...
Can we talk about how perfect mark poured the milk the exact time the mom woke up, that was suppose to be a natural event that took place but he made it seem like you had to pour milk, and same thing with dropping the Boling ball in the piano rool
This is a reply
@@hannnd566 it sure is
@@hannnd566 it sure is
Fr!! HAHA lmfao i was dying when those moments happened
@@hannnd566 it sure is
Mark: I’m not a masochist!
Also Mark: *instead of thinking he might have to save his family tries to die in every way possible*
“Daddy’s home”ahh finally he got the milk :)
Mom: *nails boards onto a door*
Mark: "This is moderately unsettling. I am partially perturbed"
@Bruh Bruh ok 1.13 subs keep dreaming
3:00
Sigh...CZcams's getting plagued with idiotic spamming robots right now.
They don't have feeling, just ignore them and don't interact with them.
@Bruh Bruh Is this a bot or just a horrible person in general?
@YeaMan you have 1 sub 😐 Imagine.
The moment something happens in the game
Nobody:
Markplier: HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO
Gotta make that dramatic noise
Mark: Become owl
*Maybe he is the santa!*
I thought of that starkid blooper reel where Joey forgot his line and just said "ho ho ho ho ho hohohohoho ha"
After watching this a few time I realized something. In order to not die you have to observe little changes in your environment down to minute details like the dad’s photo disappearing or the spike rug that wasn’t there before, I think that’s cool
I love watching this game over and over time from time mark just so iconic with lines lmao
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"Daddy's home" probably freaked me the most out in all 33 minutes of this video
Hey he brought you back!
I mean if he geting all the ending then your going to see it 3-6 times give or take all the rest of the deaths from em