Game Theory: Does Luigi MEASURE Up? (Super Mario)
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The internet has been overcome with the need to know more about Luigi's.... little Luigi. The trailers for the new Mario Tennis Aces game gave us a MUCH MORE anatomically correct Luigi than we've had before. So, much like the trailers for Super Mario Odyssey, it broke the internet. Here you go Theorists - YOU wanted to KNOW!! Happy April Fools Day.
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He protecc
He attacc
But most importantly he measure Luigi's ball sacc
Beautiful
HHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH I️-
Hahaha
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Perfect👌🏻
Person: “What do you for a living???”
Matt: *”I measure fictional characters pee pees”*
Person:My pee pee is electronic
Yo you have 69 likes omg-
Ha I ruined your 69 likes and made it 70
@@koberomero8322 dang it > : 3
PhatPleb lololol
This episode was understandably, yet overwhelmingly uncomfortable.
Agreed
YES ONG
HONESTLY
Speak for yourself 😂
agreed
You severely underestimated Luigi's size, remember that when playing sports, the blood rushes to more necessary parts of the body (at that moment) and the buddy basically shrinks.
You have a point
Well how much do you add?
@@xXHorrorCatXx that i can't say, you would have to get an average length of the buddy right after playing tennis and one before playing tennis and in a resting position, then add that to Luigi's size. I guess that's a viable way of knowing?
Is this a thing i should know? Ima woman •_•
@@Aurora_Animates uh idk lol 😅
The “L” on luigis hat doesn’t stand for “loser” or Luigi”. It stands for long
M isnt for mario nor master. It stands for miniscule.
The L stands for winner!
@@BananaHoovyJ.Rabbit wiener*
It's confirmed to stand for "winner"
Linner
“Down the rainbow road of love”
*shows Toadette*
Me: Please Luigi, no.
Mr. Slurpy 😂
Luigi yes
oh dont worry toadette was about to put on the super crown
@@unfunnyhere4990 even better
Oh yea!
I'm just impressed by how many alternate names he comes up with for Luigi's "little cannoli" (that was my favorite one i think)
There's a problem where he's assuming that it's completely straight whilst in his pants, when it's most likely bent over, or in a downwards position, then there's the problem with fabric augmenting the soft twig itself. There's too many assumptions, but if it is bent over, there's a chance it's much larger that what's listed here
Not to mention, lack of blood in the area when he's playing sports causing the appendage to shrink, so mathematically, Luigi could be packing somewhere from 7.5 to 8 inches if the blood thing is the only problem. If it's tucked, it could even be 8+
soft twig- 🥲
Oh god
i was think the same thing. maybe matpat took that into consideration in his calculations and didnt mention it cuz he thout it awas implied
If this doesn't get age restricted it will be a miracle
Babiest Celery45 it has not... yet
If it gets age restricted he loses 90 percent of his fans lol
nope didnt
It's ok they got sponsored. So they still got some money.
Iridium
Not really.
"Hey mario, didja ever wonder where a baby comes from?"
"Well ya see Luigi, when a Paisano puts his spaghetti noodle into a Mama Mias ravioli, a little Bambino covered in Prosciutto comes out about 9 months later."
Lmao
Forget the birds and the bees, spaghetti noodle and ravioli is what I'm telling my kids
@@ballincantgetup4684 u know this is official right?
Italian person here, this is actually how my dad told me about the birds and bees.
"What does any of that have to do with babies, I don't understand, Mario!"
Finally after all these years I finally have the courage to watch this without fear
Same
Oml glad I'm not the only one
Same
The amount of names he gives Luigi's "thing" is really funny
What a warp pipe
Little wigler really got me
you know there's gonna be a lot of fan fiction after this one.
Ruler boom math it
Lol
God: **Gives humans brains and make some super duper smart**
Humans: *does this*
God:...
Isant Arts I’m disappointed
God: Noah...GET THE THE BOAT
More like
God:what have I created. -.-
God: I got the corona Noah i have it
God: noah. GET THE BOAT
if mattpatt can find the length of Luigi's "mushroom" doesn't that mean he could technically find the size of peach, daisy, and Rosalina's "money makers" couldn't he go around to every female or male game, movie or food mascot's on all of the various theory channels and find the size of there "balloons" or "disco stick" that would be a fun theory crossover like canablism week
I did some research (before anyone says anything yes I am aware of how sus that sounds) and Peach appears to have the smallest "cherries" out of the three of them. Daisy and Rosalina both have fairly obvious shading on their dresses to indicate the outline of their chests, but Peach doesn't seem to have that, at least not in the photos I looked at.
For Mario’s part i think that’s just the way they draw privates when the manga is for kids
Its not
I mean yeah, but still funny
In the middle I was like "Why am I watching this?"
just in the midle
Same
The middle?
Same
Gamey Firebro what?
"no wonder Daisy sticks around" JESUS MATPAT 🤣🤣🤣
No wonder the fan base is what it is 🤦♂️
Luigi is banging peach not daisy
_Do not bring her to this!_
Well now I cant get THAT image out of my head
*goddamn*
Anyone else here after Matpats goodbye?😂😂
yea :v
Me ( • > • )
o7
yea
Here
"No wonder Daisy sticks around."
HOLY CHRIST MATT-
I love how he stil tries to keep it PG. When talking about the familie juwels.
Wait till game theory finishes the fnaf saga and goes insane on these types of theories
Now I just feel like I’m compensating because of my pfp
✋ imagine not knowing huw to speel
@@pleaseno7555 imagine assuming everyone always speaks English as their first language
Family*
there are more adjectives for The Thing in this than a wattpad fanfiction
I mean... you're not wrong
PLZ
your not wrong at all, also nice avatar.
Not even AO3 tags have as many adjectives as matt uses for Luigi's bulge
Ok cookie run pfp
No wonder luigi and daisy aren't in many games, they're too busy playing their own games in the sheets
I-
Wt
What. The. Actual. Hell
omg no---
Bye-?
this is the pinnacle of Game Theory
I absolutely love these April Fool's episodes-
“6.99 inches let’s round that up to 7”
*We where on the verge of greatness we were this close*
Yeah
Matpat uses 30 🍆 jokes !
Gonna be gas prices soon
FRICK
were* and you forgot a comma/period
...another reason as to why Luigi is Rosalina’s father, and not Mario
Oof
Yah mean "Daddy"?
@@1567wesley Yep.
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Ties Wellhüner yup
Now there only remains 1 question: how long is his stick if he eats a mushroom?
OH SHI-
I was bored so... every euphemism in this video:
- warp pipe
- "south of the border"
- power shroom
- little Wiggler
- petey piranha
- mega mushroom
- one eyed cobrat
- ye Olde dinglehopper
- little Goomba
- little poltergust
- pocket rocket
- disco stick
- luigi's plunger
- dangling hammer bro
- little cannoli
- enormous *yoshi noise*
nowhere near the complete list, shy guys, final boss, rainbow road of love.
The full list
"Warp pipe"
"South of the border"
"Odd geologic structure"
"Short bulge"
"Power shroom"
"Shy guy"
"Giga bowser"
"Little wiggler"
"Petey piranha"
"Mega mushroom"
"One eyed cobrat"
"Ye Olde dinglehopper"
"Digglet"
"Little goomba"
"Little poltergust"
"The big ticket"
"The rainbow road of love"
"Pocket rocket"
"Chain chomp"
"Shy guys"
"The final boss"
"1-UP mushroom"
"Flagpole"
"Star power"
"Bullet bill"
"Disco stick"
"Plunger"
"Lovely bunch of coconuts"
"Dangling hammer bro"
"Little cannoli"
"Superior lump"
"An ENORMOUS Yoshi"
thank you
Luigi is 5’ 8”
5’ 8” is also 4’ 20”
Luigi is canonically and legally high.
+1'1
How did you get that number?
@@DoubleBoost23 1'1 + 5'8
Super Sonic Duo 5' 8" = 4' 20"
Because 4' 12" is actually 5' 0" so if add the other 8" to either number
4' 20" = 5' 8"
@@comradeeverclear4063 I just think the dislikes in this video are the lesbians 😂
No one:
Not a single SOUL:
Matpat: "MARIO IS JEALOUS OF LUIGIS PP."
I'm just wondering who's out here comparing shlongs with siblings.
Why does the size matters?
@Ethan but i am flat chested and that doesn't matter the person matters
@Ethan who had the idea of the biggest croch ?! Does that makes sense?!
@Ethan women do compare there body sizes a lot... Just say'n
Ill literally never forget this episode, love you MatPat and everyone on the theorist team ❤❤❤
I’m glad that there is a chance his son will one day find this and question his entire childhood
“A woman has a thiccer mon than a man’s mon, but none can compare to a Pokemon”
It’s so bad but I love it
what about a digimon?
@@ChoaiDode that's photoshop
@@owyemen9367 what
EEEEEEEEEE
5:13
So according to this game theory:
1. Luigi just hit puberty
2. Mario is somehow having the curse of not hitting puberty
I am having the curse
Than how did he get a mustache
The 3 year sequel should be about how mario's mustache is fake and mario never actually hit puberty.
You have absolutely no idea how anything works kid.
My general assumption is that you are still in grade school,iDontCare
Thank you for making my Bowuigi fics more realistic
Link?
AYOOOO-
Drop the link bestie
YES
What’s the name of the fic….
Asking for a friend 😅
And to think, I always picked Luigi in "Super Mario Bros." because he was set as "2nd-player character". Then, I just preferred him to Mario because, while Mario is an all-rounder, Luigi has some skills that makes it more interesting.
Peach is always superior in "Super Mario Bros. 2", though.
Kids react: MATPAT, WHY!?!
Adults react: MATPAT, WHY!?!
CZcamsrs react: MATPAT, WHY!?!
Teenagers react: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Sans the Skelepun
Wait teens laugh?
I barely noticed
I’m ten I laughed my head of
As a teenager myself I shall say in the words of the great tf2 sniper:
"Ya that sounds bout right"
lol true
I react at literally any age: HAHAHAHA
1950: I bet they will have flying cars in the future
2018:
The future is great
i still love your profile pic
Todoroki!!!
Ahem...
SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME
ITS YOUR POWER TODOROKI
YOUR MOTHER BURNT YOUR FACE
THEN SHE LEFT
now you changed your profile pic ☹
The innuendo is what makes this video, absolutely brilliant!
4:36 when he said bulge I died 😭
wait sameeeeeeeee
“Fans are going *nuts* about it”
DONT THINK I DIDN’T SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE
YEAH I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE
Warzen Games Yeah I agree with you
this has 69 likes
It took me a minute to get that I️-
Ari Gato I don’t wanna see it
“Steph, I promise this is for science.”
-Probably Matpat when researching this.
“Mathew is there something you need to tell me”
“N-No steph! It’s fine! Heh heh heeeeee..”
@@cyr3n_signall kill me now
@@Sweetdreamschocolatemilk5847 Could be worse
"Don't worry Mat- I have all the measurements right here."
s t o p
Digital footprint.
Matpat was really a legend
He sure was, and still is
I know right
alternate title: MatPat attempts to avoid demonetization for 12 minutes straight
you mean 10 minutes straight.
@@linuxization4205the video is 12min long ?
@@magantatelevision the sponsor at the end, and that sponsor was 2 minutes long.
@@linuxization4205 ah
At one point when he was showing the document you can actually see the word for weegees YOSHI
Rule 34 artists: _go on..._ 👀👀👀
Ummmmm
Kill me now
omg 🤣
@@nightshadow2794
I wanna join
@@Poetic_Raven water slides are the best to do it at
5years no age restriction, going strong
Educational videos don't get age restricted
everyone after the mario movie coming back to rewatch:
Matpat's names for Luigi's "thing".
-Warp Pipe 0:05
-Short Bulge 1:16
-Power Shroom 1:51
-Manhood 2:28
-Shy guy 2:30
-Giga bowser 2:31
-Little wiggiler 2:50
-petey piranha 4:35
-Bulge 4:39
-4:47 (Said by PengweneO Roblox &More)
-One eye cobrat 4:55
-Dingle hopper 5:02
-Mons pupis 5:20
-Little gomba 6:19
-Poltergust 6:28 (Said by Joshua Atherthon)
-Manhood 6:49
-Pocket Rocket 6:54
-Disco Stick 7:55
-Plunger 8:06
-lump 10:02
-yoshi 10:24
Edit: Desc little Lugi (Said by Lucas Pawprint)
Thank you! My personal favorite was actually his name for Mario’s. His “Canoli”
I mean gomba do look like dicks.
-Little Luigi *(Description)*
he used Manhood twice, unsubscribed!
At 6:28 in the comment, we see it referred to as his 'Poltergust.'
If he’s 5 foot 8 that means he’s pretty much 4 foot 20 and his peepee is 6.99 which means he probably a NICE dude
I, sadly, cannot give you the like that this deserves. It's at a very NICE number.
@@orionbloomcrown93 177?
Samantha Valence 257?
Ok
nice
when matpat talked about this video in 2022 I genuinely thought this was in fact clickbait... now that I actually watch it... I know is not
I’m back rewatching this right after watching the new movie 😂
So what did you do this easter?
*thinks about this video*
Me: Uh it's complicated
Hey, you could be the guy who did a whole research paper on the aerodynamics of anime tiddies
The quality content we deserve.
Max amen brother 🙏🏻
Still better than a Ricegum video
It just occured to me he used the wrong height: czcams.com/video/u7exZ3VuL78/video.html YO @The Game Theorists, ya done goofed!!!
1 thousand like
Only five replies????
Ollie will see this one day
Visiting this vid from matpats retirement vid AND WOW I DID NOT KNOW THIS EXISTED....
Poor luigi, he just wants to play some tennis and be a hero but everyone's to busy worrying about his trouser-sausage and thinking he's a goofy lovable idiot who isn't taken seriously
God damn it buzzfeed
Well you better believe more people will be playing as him now
*Crotch Cannon
But he still gets Daisy 😂
I am so sad
Fascinating that 5.1 million people care about his size
And you're one of them...
@@putaina7102
okay, thats- that made me crack a laugh XD
I need this on a special website.
The internet is a wierd place my friend
5.5 now hehehhehehe
Can't believe this is Matpat's final theory
haha ikr i think hes baiting
Lol
Out of all game theories, this is certainly one of them. Objectively, the most rated luigi's eggplant based game theory video out there
6:20 "I'm scarred enough from staring my childhood heroes in the crotch for three hours straight" gets me every time
"Game theory: Does Luigi measure up" but every time there's an innuendo it gets faster
I am speed
Warp speed initializing.
please 😂😂
_zooom_
A Ninnuendo?
Bowuigi fans right now:
👁️👄👁️
I can make such a fantic out a this
1:10
Matt: here we are 2018
Me: *looks when the video was uploaded*
Me: 0_O -_- O_O I beg your pardon?
Who remembers when luigi was holding a eggplant
softfir yes
I remember that! Why did it change tho?
Me!
@@rosebud577 probably because CZcams was being a jerk again.
Jerrica Leonard
Oh ok thx for explaining something to a dumb child(not sarcasm I’m an idiot)
The fact that this is at 6.9 million views is poetic in a way.
It's 7.2 now 😔
I was gonna like your comment but it’s a 69 likes
@@B-unni its 264 now 😔
7.4 million views
@@mimikuisreal6167 we must get it to 420
5 years ago?!?
I feel old
Im gonna miss you matpat.
*thinks is clickbait, watches video, is wrong, subscribes*
YOU WEREN'T SUBSCRIBED BEFORE??????????????????????????????
Silly panda, MatPat doesn’t clickbait *EVER*
Emma plays games, Hey, new is new; the future is now *maybe*
*clicks the bell*
Welcome to the family. 😂😂
this is the best april's fool joke ever
Way better than those clickbaits. They are really dumb and annoying.
That’s no joke, Luigi is hung
Actually the best April fools joke was the release of rick and morty season 3
April Fool's
An April Fool's joke that ISN'T annoying, but full of intimate information on the Mario Bros?
Classic Matpat.
Hey guys it's me matpat and today im gonna explain why Luigi has a thundercock
4:54 Matpat PHRASING
So we've confirmed that Luigi is not only richer than Mario which saves royalty, he is also more well endowed than Mario, no wonder Mario is jealous
sam Lim
And Luigi’s older (not from creation time but story wise) and taller
@@helpkirbyhasagun_2047 what no where'd you hear that? in dream team luigi refers to mario as "big bro."
What Luigi's...
Warp Pipe
Power Shroom
Manhood
Shy Guy
Giga Bowser
Little Wiggler
Petey Piranha
Mega Mushroom
One-Eyed Cobrat
Ye Old Dinglehopper
Mons Pubis
Little Goomba
Pocket Rocket
Disco Stick
Plunger
Lovely Bunch Of Coconuts
Dangling Hammer Bro
Little Cannoli
(Yoshi!)
...Has been referred as throughout the video
Bulge Count - 19
Superior lump
Thank you so much I was looking for this list blessed
Yoshi thing was supposed to replace the word sh... U know what
i was looking for this comment, and i found it. thank you
here czcams.com/video/UbUeEbCOrz4/video.html&lc=z230f3ibezreddbesacdp431r2psxccvrok31lfnrjpw03c010c
Bowuigi shippers now be taking notes
Remember everyone this is a *35 year-old man* measuring a game character's pp-
The greatest april fools prank is to make an episode so ridiculous, the people think it's fake clickbait
*Then they click and regret every decision they've made in life*
I REGRET NOTHING!!!!
this video made me regret my life
I regret existing now
yea you’re absolutely right my guy
Yes, and i regret math
Those numbers may seem a bit “flaccid”
Calculating this was a “hard” one
Oh MatPat 😏
Throw me a *bone*
@@elijinn5044 r*
WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU
@@Dizzylizard1 yes
@@otterpop9499 there are gross people 😐😑😐😑
I love that you put soo much effort in a single vid and it’s sounds soooooooooooo weirdly funny that ppl end up watching this it’s so nice that you do this it’s nice to watch them
4:28 oh…… ok…
it's not tall, it's below average
@@superseriousperson3729 ooh…………o-ok……….
Today was a bad day to have ears
An even worse day to have eyes
Today I found someone that has the same profile as me
Is it a bad day to have ears today because of that frotolay rickroll ad
@@bacon7246 I don’t know how I found you but....I am very happy
Ikr
“...those numbers may seem a LITTLE flaccid, but throw me a BONE here. Calculating this was a HARD one.”
Oh, oh god....
@Vinzent Juan Lopez woah bro, same
Puns
No
Dirty puns
There we go
Sans i swear, put the joke book down or the floor tentacles will try to fuse you and Ness together
writing luigi smvt, gotta make it accurate 🔥
The fact that this will be his last theory but a remake of it is funny but still, it’ll be sad.
Matpat: shows image of Luigi bulge
Me: Lord forgive me for what I’m about to do
NO DO NOT DO THIS THAT IS A SIN
Eh you win some you lose a few hundred
NO NUT NOVEMBER JUST STARTED THO--
Noooooooo
Wait
He attacc
He Protecc
But most importantly...
He erecc
Nya Plush pokimami?
Low
He thicc
Nya Lmaosksjjdd
Thic
All of the names for dongs used in this episode
Warp pipe
Power shroom
Little wiggler
Petey piranha
Mega Mushroom
One-eyed Cobrat
Ye old dinglehopper
Little Goomba
Pocket Rocket
Disco Stick
Dangling Hammer Bro
And
Little Cannoli
"Ye old dinglehopper" 💀
Ok nvm the dead children. this is what Babypat is going to feel disturbed about when he goes through his dads videos
Lol, so true though.
lol xD
Poor Babypat 😹
I hope it’s a boy
MatPat shared the gender reveal on Instagram! It's a boy!
The amount of nicknames on Luigi's ya-know, is incredible. XD
Little wigler
XD
Wait until you see the melons' nicknames in the boob episode. 😂
Disco stick
pLUnGeR.
Dangling hammer bro..
L U m P
An enormous yoshi.
Just a couple.
26, including the names for erections
9:53 And it's also no wonder mario's princess is always at a monstrously large neighbour's castle...
i was coughing so violently during the whole video that i lost my voice for these past couple of days-
The amount of nicknames you used for his private parts is hilarious.
Why not name them?
Toriana Douglas NO A GIRL WATCHED THIS
This isn’t the first time
You wonder if mat pats wife is shaking her head.
This video is my free ticket to hell. xD
JK
The question thats left to answer is why this was in my reccomended
That and why did I click on it?
Your going on r/youngpeopleyoutube
Same
@@NoSoapp you're*
And how come this hasn’t been dimanatis
Wait so Luigi is a sweetheart with a dark side who's capable of overcoming his fear no matter how intense, he's filthy rich in the top 0.1%, AND he's got a big lollypop?! Dude save some for the rest of the guys out there...
category: *education*
I see nothing wrong here
_what's the problem?_
I mean technically speaking there's nothing wrong about that.
Very informative and educational indeed I think very one should learn this
I’m crying this episode can not be taken seriously
mat pat *you’re having a child* , they’re gonna find this video and just shake their head so hard
It's April fools you dumbass
He knows, but the subject remains
Mr Dad Steph's pregnant? Oh! Congratulations!
Also, the majority of people would be embarrassed by the crap their parents put on the Internet. It's not that big of a deal.
wait hes having a kid now?
He's having a what
Now do ishowspeed
Starts off as a meme about Luigi's junk.
Ends up explaining a large portion of Mario lore.