"There's been no rain" "That's unlikey" - as the video goes out UK is currently in a heatwave and drought. Lewis, we need you to marry the alligator/croc please
The ragdoll husband is even weirder than Lewis & Simon acted it out to be. At least according to one article I found. The mother didn't just happen to be making a life-size ragdoll. The woman was sad because she sometimes couldn't find a dance partner, so the mother made the ragdoll. It wasn't an accident. It's basically a woman is sad, so her mother made a waifu (what's the male form of waifu?) for her.
Imagine you started feeding people these snail hotdogs, thinking you're safe because the snail is trapped. Then one say some guy on in a crowd that you don't see is eating one and sneezes on you. A particle of the snail touches you and you die. Or someone is messily eating one and gets some grease from it on a door handle and you die touching that door handle. His plan sets so many unsuspecting traps for you.
God I wish they did these more often. You really can't beat that CLASSIC Lewis and Simon combo. Their humour and chemistry is so perfect, what a pair. Love you guys, keep it up!
"We dont wanna get the cold feet" "Cause they're cold blooded... Was that a joke?" Somehow it feels _feeting_ that was one of the greatest jokes this podcast has had.
I thought the woman who married the ragdoll was crazy until I heard her quote about the husband being lazy, and I was like... Oh my God, she's my fucking hero. She invited 250 people to her wedding and basically waited to see if anyone would confront her about it, but everyone's just too fucking polite and accepting, so she's like, I have a baby now, and getting more and more ridiculous in this game of chicken. No one wants to break and be the first in her circle to admit it.
haha you guys still doing it, keep it up guys, watched you guys when i was 12 years old, now im turning 23 years old, if only i have time to enjoys these like awhile ago. brings memories, diggy diggy hole
Lewis and Simon have clearly never seen the documentary about people who fall in love with inanimate objects. There's a woman who married the Eiffel Tower and claims to have been intimate with it, for example.
you should make a new modded Minecraft collaborated with other yogscast members just like technic back in the days of old. I recommend blight fall, it has different starting zones for each group of yogscast members, a great story to follow, quests, customized map with tons of secrets, bosses, and a main mission to complete.
the doll husband and child has to just be a massive joke for clicks. I mean the picture of her with her doll in a pool floatie, there are people's legs in the background, this is in front of people. She'd be placed in mental care of some kind if this was real.
Also much as I love the lewis and Simon dynamic, I think Lewis is right about the quality of news. Maybe just go through 2 articles per episode, it would make these videos easier for Simon to put together.
@@gotenks5633 it's a dating game where you draw your potential partners. This drawing aspect is part and parcel for the experience. The drawings know you created them. And your character is aware they are merely drawings. It gets very bizarre very quickly... Again. Part and parcel to the experience.
Ok so African land snail according to Queensland gov website. Can grow to 30 cm and weigh 1 kg.. we will assume that this is relative and a 7inch. "17.78cm" would weigh about .592 kg or about 20.882 oz.. let's say 21 so this math is easier Say snail head is roughly 1/6 it's body. So 3.5 oz 2 snail heads a second. 7oz 604,800 oz a day of snail head 1.6 oz is a hotdog according to google So 378,000 hotdogs a day. If we grind it all up. So no not enough to feed the world. But a small city/large town would do fine. Maybe feed enough people to make an anti snail army? Someone to keep you safe from the family of said farmed snail
Me sitting here genuinely uncomfortable cuz I genuinely hope Lewis and Simon don’t seem to realize that lizard people is a dogwhistle meaning people of Jewish descent
I can guarantee they mean it in the popular meme-sense. I didn't know that lizard people was a dogwhistle. Makes sense, I guess. Racists still can't come out and just say they're racists.
It’s also just a popular conspiracy theory. The most well-known supposed “lizard people” are probably Obama and Mark Zuckerberg, and neither of them are Jewish.
I have _never_ heard "lizard people" being used to refer to Jewish people. Only ever in the context of space aliens, Men in Black, "black helicopters" etc etc 1990s conspiracy theories. Otherwise the original "V - The Visitors" Scifi series from the 1980s, which was a story about fascism, collaborators and invasion, would not have cast the extraterrestrial lizard people (masquerading as humans) as a thinly veiled allegory for Nazis, including the red-and-black symbol on flags. Or the original trailer to the satire _Iron Sky 2_ which mixed the "Hitler is still alive" trope with "Hitler is a lizardman from the Hollow Earth" (and so were Putin, Sarah Palin and others).
"There's been no rain"
"That's unlikey"
- as the video goes out UK is currently in a heatwave and drought. Lewis, we need you to marry the alligator/croc please
It's now law!
_Steve the Bristol Alligator was dragging people into the canals._
No, Lewis. No. That's a terrible alibi. We know the truth.
Well it makes sense, as steve cheated on him so he pinned his crimes on steve 😂
i love how lewis almost creates for himself a hypothetical gay alligator boyfriend
I can't wait for all the fanart
The ragdoll husband is even weirder than Lewis & Simon acted it out to be. At least according to one article I found.
The mother didn't just happen to be making a life-size ragdoll. The woman was sad because she sometimes couldn't find a dance partner, so the mother made the ragdoll. It wasn't an accident. It's basically a woman is sad, so her mother made a waifu (what's the male form of waifu?) for her.
Husbando
Best mum lol
People say husbando but really it should be spelt hazubando.
Effing weird!
So we're not getting to know why the snail is eating concrete because as always they go off on a fucking tangent lol 😂😂😂
They crave that mineral.
@@andrewherridge8419 i like your shoelaces
Imagine you started feeding people these snail hotdogs, thinking you're safe because the snail is trapped. Then one say some guy on in a crowd that you don't see is eating one and sneezes on you. A particle of the snail touches you and you die. Or someone is messily eating one and gets some grease from it on a door handle and you die touching that door handle. His plan sets so many unsuspecting traps for you.
Love the fact that the "bride" had her snout forcefully closed shut. Thats the red flag of every marriage, folks.
So wait, if making a doll counts as your child, and her mother is the one that made him...
She married her brother!
"You've got a daughter with Geestar. "
"She's beautiful, talented...not Geestar. My daughter"💀
why'd they pick geestar anyways lol. because her name starts with g, lol ike their daughter gimon?
Simon has been streaming CursedCraft with her for a while now.
So if the ragdoll she made is her child does that mean the one her mom made is her brother.
Takes 0.5 second for the head to grow back
Lewis: that's like 120 snail heads a second 😂🐌
28:57 for anyone wondering, the film is 'it stains the sands red'
Lewis mocks the idea of fallin in love with a drawing and unintentionally recites the myth of Galatea
7:15 So... I want Lewis to play Doodle Date with Simon now?? He can literally play out his imaginary scenario.
For a vegan Lewis sure advocates for eating animals often
I think he's more plant based than vegan tbf! 🤷♀️😄
eat animals or they will eat you
Yeah he's less vegan and more plant bases diet. Other comment said
Snails don't have souls so they don't count. Like fish
@@squegeemcgee2403 I think fish are generally just as sentient as mammals of equal size
This podcast turned into “Lewis critiques things Simon finds on the internet” and I am having it. Lol
God I wish they did these more often. You really can't beat that CLASSIC Lewis and Simon combo. Their humour and chemistry is so perfect, what a pair. Love you guys, keep it up!
I was so happy to see they have a format together with some original Yogpod energy.
"We dont wanna get the cold feet" "Cause they're cold blooded... Was that a joke?" Somehow it feels _feeting_ that was one of the greatest jokes this podcast has had.
Lewis: Simon you're a tenor ?
Me: I have a spare £10 in my back pocket, I'll pick Simon up soon
One thing I love about this show is that it releases on podcast platforms a day early for whoever wants to watch! It’s incredible!
Love that too! Always listend to the podd first and then watch to see wtf they talked about. 😂
Best part of these is hearing Tom giggling.
Thank you, another awesome podd and video! 👏
oh my god, this has to be one of my favourite episodes so far. i love when you both just go massively off track. ❤️❤️
Simon's angelic voice, lol XD
Thanks for the movie recommendation simon lol. It Stains the Sands Red looks pretty interesting
Happy PP Day!
I thought the woman who married the ragdoll was crazy until I heard her quote about the husband being lazy, and I was like... Oh my God, she's my fucking hero. She invited 250 people to her wedding and basically waited to see if anyone would confront her about it, but everyone's just too fucking polite and accepting, so she's like, I have a baby now, and getting more and more ridiculous in this game of chicken. No one wants to break and be the first in her circle to admit it.
it started that way but became so much more
I was gonna ask if they consummated the marriage, but then Simon beat me to it...
Lewis not wanting to be part of Simon's bit yet continuing to give unrequested informations is gold!
Simon being Marcello is just Nandor flirting lol
This one made me cry laughing.
haha you guys still doing it, keep it up guys, watched you guys when i was 12 years old, now im turning 23 years old, if only i have time to enjoys these like awhile ago. brings memories, diggy diggy hole
My boys got me into them and have been watching/listening to them as long as you!
I thought Lewis's leg was on Simon's lap i was about to say "damn he's comfortable with Simon"
The idea of the snail was that it is immortal and indestructible and can go through walls but it is as slow as snail.
I used to be able to listen to the whole podcast but now I fall asleep in the first minutes ... Its just lovely and comforting
After some googling, the horror movie Simon’s talking about seems to be called It Stains The Sand Red
These are great, love it. Lewis and Simon are the perfect friend dorks and make anything fun
"He looks like a Scouser" sent me.
I love watching Simon just enjoy eye contact with Lewis
Edit: That sounds pervier than I thought I was, like if you feel the same way
Bromance for the ages.
"OI I'M MARRYING THIS PICTURE OF A WOMAN" fucking killed me
Every man should take notes from Marcello on Romance 😂 21:36
I fucking died at 16:14 oh my actual god
Simon pretending to be Marcello made me discover something about myself
KP Dips were one of my favourites as a kid!
The cold feet joke was so funny Lol
16:08 omfggggggggggg lmaoooo
Simon getting increasingly weirder and more passionate about making love to Lewis had me crying
Brings me back to podcast days
Ragdoll 'Marcello' is just actual Karl Pilkington in a wig. Can't fool me.
He mother made that doll, which means it's her brother? ooof
nice million dollars but roosterteeth reference. I liked that
The ragdoll man looks a lot like Stuart Ashen.
Well, that didn't take long to devolve into total insanity. 😁
Holy shit Lewis. Keep you hair this short mate. Seeing you like this again gave me a nostalgia attack from the good ol days 👍👍👍
The bristol pusher marries a crocodile
1:08 Sing for me Sing, my Angel of Music! Sing for me!
29:20 the movie is It Stains The Sand Red! And is a really fun watch
A walnut whip? That doesn't sound like an appropriate dessert for a fancy restaurant
If her mom made the ragdoll, that makes it her brother. This is incest, horrible ragdoll incest.
7:03 Uh oh, somebody check on the royal corgis!
Yeah
I wonder if she stuffed the stuffing that then went into the ragdoll child under her shirt while she was 'pregnant'
Lewis and Simon have clearly never seen the documentary about people who fall in love with inanimate objects. There's a woman who married the Eiffel Tower and claims to have been intimate with it, for example.
26:33 LMFAO
the alligator is so cute though
So if she made a rag doll and is considering it her son, then by that logic wouldn’t the doll made by her mother be her brother?
Simon is referencing Gavin from Rooster Teeth! Killer Snail!
look it up :)
Iv been watching for years from mimecraft to podcast this is crazy
you should make a new modded Minecraft collaborated with other yogscast members just like technic back in the days of old. I recommend blight fall, it has different starting zones for each group of yogscast members, a great story to follow, quests, customized map with tons of secrets, bosses, and a main mission to complete.
I mean, you could get a lot of food out of the snail, but the nutritional value probably isn't there.
I believe that’s a crocodile.
WOOOOO!
Whole point of the snail thing is you can't kill it and it is immortal.
Million Dollars, but... Death Snail.
has alex actually cut something before? I hope not
simons losin it lmfao
always felt a weird need to finish in Simons beard.... take that how you will
Apparently these snails' slime is a vector for meningitis. So probably not edible. Can't ever put it past the French, though.
Am sure in the other country they're swallowing lots of hot dogs . And seven inch ones at that.
Oh my gosh when did Lewis get a haircut
Did she pretend to give birth to the doll? OMG very odd!
Fuck me i wish there was some rain right about now
too much rain huh
I get the feeling there is going to be a reaction clipped of Gee reaction to Simon saying 7 inches in very large.
I swear they already did this story!! 🤔 Surely they haven't run out of strange shit that they're looping back around?!!
Croc not a gator
Epic
the doll husband and child has to just be a massive joke for clicks. I mean the picture of her with her doll in a pool floatie, there are people's legs in the background, this is in front of people. She'd be placed in mental care of some kind if this was real.
nice
Also much as I love the lewis and Simon dynamic, I think Lewis is right about the quality of news.
Maybe just go through 2 articles per episode, it would make these videos easier for Simon to put together.
Fruitful loins
17:04 Lewis...me too buddy
Have you seen Doodle Date?
@@weebjeez nopers, whats that?
@@gotenks5633 it's a dating game where you draw your potential partners. This drawing aspect is part and parcel for the experience. The drawings know you created them. And your character is aware they are merely drawings.
It gets very bizarre very quickly... Again. Part and parcel to the experience.
Ok so African land snail according to Queensland gov website. Can grow to 30 cm and weigh 1 kg.. we will assume that this is relative and a 7inch. "17.78cm" would weigh about .592 kg or about 20.882 oz.. let's say 21 so this math is easier
Say snail head is roughly 1/6 it's body. So 3.5 oz
2 snail heads a second. 7oz
604,800 oz a day of snail head
1.6 oz is a hotdog according to google
So 378,000 hotdogs a day. If we grind it all up.
So no not enough to feed the world. But a small city/large town would do fine.
Maybe feed enough people to make an anti snail army? Someone to keep you safe from the family of said farmed snail
28:08 is originally from the rt podcast
Uggg!
I don't see the problem with the deadly snail hypothetical. A billion dollars buys you citizenship almost anywhere. Just move overseas
Is it news or is it a snooze?
Snooze or news?
That snail is seven inches? Must've been measured by a man.
forget this react to your old xephos and honeydew
Me sitting here genuinely uncomfortable cuz I genuinely hope Lewis and Simon don’t seem to realize that lizard people is a dogwhistle meaning people of Jewish descent
I can guarantee they mean it in the popular meme-sense. I didn't know that lizard people was a dogwhistle. Makes sense, I guess. Racists still can't come out and just say they're racists.
It’s also just a popular conspiracy theory. The most well-known supposed “lizard people” are probably Obama and Mark Zuckerberg, and neither of them are Jewish.
yes he does he literally said david icke the famous anti semite
I have _never_ heard "lizard people" being used to refer to Jewish people. Only ever in the context of space aliens, Men in Black, "black helicopters" etc etc 1990s conspiracy theories. Otherwise the original "V - The Visitors" Scifi series from the 1980s, which was a story about fascism, collaborators and invasion, would not have cast the extraterrestrial lizard people (masquerading as humans) as a thinly veiled allegory for Nazis, including the red-and-black symbol on flags.
Or the original trailer to the satire _Iron Sky 2_ which mixed the "Hitler is still alive" trope with "Hitler is a lizardman from the Hollow Earth" (and so were Putin, Sarah Palin and others).
similar thing with reject x embrace y