Man crashes into shop, runs off and is attacked by emu - Simon's Peculiar Portions #67
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Man crashes into shop, runs off and is attacked by emu - Simon's Peculiar Portions #67
0:00 MAN CRASHES INTO SHOP, RUNS OFF AND IS ATTACKED BY EMU
08:40 WORLD’S SMALLEST LAP DANCING CLUB
OPENS IN NORTH DEVON BEACH HUT
19:02 LONG-EARED GOAT BECOMES MEDIA STAR IN PAKISTAN
29:39 WOMAN FORCED TO INSTALL SIGN OUTSIDE
HOUSE EXPLAINING WHY DOG IS ALWAYS ON ROOF
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Simon dating the video as being recorded in July is such a classic Yogscast moment lmao
July 2020, we are still getting through the lockdown backlot
it makes sense considering what happened on Thursday lol
@First Last The Yogscast is a whole team, Hat Films is four people.
Their episodes are recorded livestreams. Which then need to be edited down by Craig.
Some day we'll have a Halloween video that wasn't recorded in August.
Executive chef is basically the boss of a head chef. Probably doesn’t do much cooking for service, more like overall menu strategy. That, and detaining petty criminals.
Oh... I though an executive chef was a chef that was in charge of the executions.
as a head chef, i can back that. mine just doesn't do much vigilante work, that i know of...
So .. is that what Gordon Ramsay is??
I like the implication Lewis was trying to start a Yogscast Strip Club.
"I am a dwarf stripping on a pole.
Strippy strippy pole.
On a stripper pole."
I love how threatened Lewis is of the "goose". The moment it appears, he can't break eye contact.
7:50 That's such a lot of eye contact.
I think Simon lives for these moments with Lewis.
officially the second time simon has reminded lewis of the existance of rylan on pp, gunna need a counter soon
"Any luck catchin' those emus?"
"Just one emu actually"
*It's just
😂 That movie is incredible
Noone could hurt Lewis if he feeds the gulls. He IS the danger. The Bristol Pusher strikes again!
"I've been bit, by an emu!"
"Oh right then, we'll call the
Emugency services and get an Emulance to fetch an Ostretcher for you, the EMuT's will fix you right up."
"Thanks, I'll always remember what Emu've done for me today"
"Aigh't"
We don't have EMTs in the UK. Ambulances are crewed by paramedics.
Was working with the angle of Ms. Emu being worried being on the news she would be found out calling off without being sick. "I'll be tar and feathered!" In one of many classic Simon voices. Or Emulance
She's an EMuT?
33:45 Still more talanted than me 🙈 Thanks for another great PP!
Glad we could see the fallout from Boba invading the PP recording from the members show a few weeks back.
Edit: NVM I misremembered. It was just Lewis playing Plate Up. This was apparently a different time Boba invaded a recording.
Do you mean the one where she brought boba tea for everyone and kissed Lewis?
Lewis, here's a freebie "It was Emugency all around."
Glad to see PP back
That one was easy, "I heard you had an Emurgancy?" =D
I was shouting "Emu-rgency services" at my screen lol
7:43
Emugency Services.
I was so scared that they might have stopped the series after missing a week, but we're back! 😀 Thank you guys
Happy PP DAY!
Does Lewis know there's a limit on lap-dancing clubs because Hat Films were throwing out ideas for the warehouse? They could rebrand it as "vertical exercise with spectators"
over where i live we have several places called "ladies gym" where lady customers are not the target audience..
I love these guys so dam much
There's no way I'm going to resist feeding a frame of Lew-lew kissing Daff into Stable Diffusion, with certain P oriented prompts.
I'm sorry, so very very sorry.
I needed this today ❤️🇬🇧
i hear cackling in the background, i swear its boba lol
The emu was a part of the emu-ergency services obviously!
i like how lewis subconsciously crosses his arms across his chest as soon as the EMU hand appears in scared anticipation :D
9:20 I…honestly don’t know if they’re joking anymore. It’s like they’re talking exactly how they would both when they’re pulling it out of their arse and when they’re not.
Can’t wait till they work through the backlog till they talk about the queen’s death lol
Loving Simon's anger at the first story lol
8:30 the only emu pun I could think of was: To pick him up they had to send an Emulance.
I really enjoyed that story about the Bird that works for the EMU-rgency Services
Emu "Emergency Medical Unit".. ( for next time you have Emu news)
Emugency Medical Unit
The emu isn't a paramedic. He just sits on the ambulance going: "Eeeeeemuuuuuu, eeeeeeemuuuuu, eeeeemuuuu, eeeeemuuuuu" to act as the sirens
Thats a good one 👌
I dub this long eared goat "Gumbo". no one can change my mind
Simba is quite a popular name in India/Pakistan apparently, confusingly it still means lion due to its Swahili origins but it is also a word used in Hindi/Telegu speaking regions to mean bravery/courage.
I, for one, look forward to the showdown between Bristol Pusher and the Seagull Punisher
Emurgency services
Did Simon do enough to counterbalance Lewis’s honesty lol
Since the truck hit near the corner of the building, they would probably have had to evacuate the entire building until they could get the town's building inspector down to make sure everything was still structurally sound.
That sounds more like a county level job, and Wiltshire council is based in Trowbridge which is 45 minutes away. No wonder it took so long.
"Emurgency Services" was right there...
Simon's accent for that dog lololol, reminds me of that guy in Planet of the Dead from dr who
Not Scooby?
@@CoreyKaha Youngsters, eh?
They don't know that they weren't born yesterday... et cetera.
In fairness, though, I've not seen any Scooby cartoons for ages. Do they still show them on endless re-runs these days? So, you know, if they aren't being shown on TV anymore, then how would they know about Scooby and his mystery gang in the first place?
@@klaxoncow I mean I haven't seen it in years but I figured it was universally synonymous with people. A talking dog that still sounds like a dog, the classic go to is always Scooby to me 🤷
Why does Lewis look like he has been ripped from the 70's 🤣
I was shipwrecked off the Isle of Man
I sent out an SOS.
Do you know who came to the rescue?
Emu Gent Sea Services.
Yes, PP.
7:35 come on, "the man needed Emu-gency medical service" that's good pun about an emu paramedic
"A large flightless bird had the last laugh this afternoon, after pursuing a hit-and-run perpetrator and sending him straight to the E.M.U. at the local hospital."
They needed to call in the emu-rgency services after that bird attack.
After he jumped the fence… EMU he f’d up?!
Recorded in July holy shit
The paramedic showed up at the exact moment the accident occurred..... It's almost like.... H'emu
Epic
8:07 I suppose you could say that, given the paramedics were involved, there may have been a medical emu-gency
That dog looks like the dog from Air Bud. He'd jump on and off the roof a specific way.
WOOOO!
15:21 gotta love the sound of laughing? Children when reading about an open stripper den
Lewis is really giving off Glass Animals vibes here
When you go to the lap dancing place the only band you can listen to is flock of seagulls hehehehehe
And I ran I ran so far away. Your welcome
After the Bristol pusher: the Bristol puncher
13:13 July? The backlog is more extensive than I expected.
Poor Luke 😂
Simon's sinister emu 🥶
Imagine missing A&Emu
Emu is part of the emergency team.
"It was emu~tional help"... mm? ... maybe
@yogscast did the lasik run out or something? I thought it was permanent or maybe Lewis just likes the look.
Whoever does the camerawork needs a raise. LOL
7:15-8:40 This was just art. Pure art. Hahahaha!
10:30-11:20 This is chaos and I'm loving it.
the Emu War has gone International.
The whole emu story happened in my town 😂
There’s now a graffiti poster on the shop window of an emu in a police hat that says “the long neck of the law” 😂
have you not heard about Gizmo, the chihuahua that got snatched by a seagull? In sadistic fashion the seagull later returned to the scene to drop off a paw
A paramedic emu? You mean he was an emu-T…
I see there's not a giant pigeons head in the bg now
Emu-gency services
Pretty disappointing to hear these two denouncing a man showing civic courage in the face of a fleeing criminal.
idk how they didnt get "emu-gency services" just immediately
I was yelling at the screen Emu-rgency Services!
In this video; Lewis kissing Simon's trouser puppy.
FeelsRainMan Queen
Emu-gancy services
Leggy's return!
He drives the emulance and they took him away on ostricher.
Rip your Majesty
The ambulance emu was an EMuT!! It.... Doesn't really work, but it's something. EMTs are the people who tend to be in the back of a. Ambulance, taking care of the patient
Emu is just short for Emergency Medical Union...
LoL an article written that has misleading info, go figure. Also why chase them, you have their vehicle with registration LoL.
July recording! I know they be behind but that's almost 2 months lol.
LoL that doggo is such a good boi, wait they never said 'there's a dog on the roof, lalalala'
get u a man who'll chase a hit&run driver for 15 mins 😍
Daf's birthday is July 27
7:27 I’ve got one!!!
**siren sounds** E-MU E-MU E-MU E-MU
Alternatively: paremutic emu
I wish I was Luke... Oh wait... I am~
E.M.S , Emu Medical Service
EMUrgency Services
She jumped into action because it was an Emurgency?
Emugency Service - i did it.
EMT-mu, you're welcome
Did Simon say this was filmed in JULY?!
That is quite the backlog of Peculiar Portions they are holding out on us then!
We should petition for 2 a week if there are that many recorded!
It was an emugency!!!!
so the parametric was an EMuT
cool
EMUGENCY! It's not hard!
He needed an E.M.T after he ran into the E.M.U
I'll see myself out
Emugency services
7:50 Para-Emu-Tic
Call emu-ergency services