Local log finds forever home - Peculiar Portions Podcast #49
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Driftwood log gets adopted, finds forever home - Peculiar Portions Podcast #49
0:00 LOCAL LOG FINDS FOREVER HOME IN OCEAN PARK
10:22 ANTARCTIC POST OFFICE IS HIRING
25:08 SCIENTISTS IGNORE
STEPHEN HAWKING’S WARNING
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Simon's handling of that vinyl record made me fucking wince
he was like a demolition expert..he had 3 fingers and hes deaf
Simply seeing that trash tier record player made me wince.
@@SMlFFY85 the record was gonna be fucked up before the needle even got to it to be fair
You see the vinyl was purposely horribly abused as a marketing scheme to make us all buy the remaining ones and protect them with our lives.
And it's working
I felt physical pain watching that
Diggy Diggy Hole Vinyl
includes:
- the original song (play it normal)
- Nightcore remix (play it fast)
- Viking remix (play it slow)
- Remix Remix (scratch the vinyl)
If you had told me, a few years ago, that I'd be spending my Saturday morning listening to a middle-aged British couple discuss a beached log in Maine, I would've been surprised, but not like *that* surprised.
I mean, they’re a couple of individuals, but they’re not a couple in the standard sense, unless something has fundamentally changed since last I checked
(I presume it was joke, though- just wanted you to know that whoever was telling past you this was technically lying)
@@Jig_up I was relying on the ambiguity of ‘couple’ and their ceaseless bickering (like an old married couple) for the joke, yeah.
@@Jig_up at a stretch it could also be interpreted as "a couple of people", which would make it technically correct (the best kind of correct!)
Dudes what are you guys talking about theyre literally married???
Honestly, I can see Simon as a grizzled old lighthouse keeper. He's got old stuffed Daf the dog while he's counting penguins on the island lol
As someone who live just upcoast of Old Orchard Beach, I can confirm that large driftwood logs floating around to different beaches is about the most eventful news that happens in Maine.
Hey now don't forget that time the store down near wells was on the American pickers
I’ve heard the meth is pretty killer up there though
Honestly, people are only on the news when something goes wrong these days, so that’s probably a good sign
@@jackh8157 you bet ya, meth, bath salts and Fentanyl oh my.
@@definitelyarealperson248 very true, super low violent crime rate comparatively
I think honestly, the best message to send to an alien species is "Danger" and a picture of Earth.
You know.
Like a warning sign.
i dont think they land much for all the electromagnetic soup we created down here
Yeah. We’ve already doomed ourselves. We should at least warm them to steer clear…
I really want to get political and start naming stuff that’s wrong with the world right bow but I won’t
then they'd look at us and have a real good laugh
@@juzam6 Or perhaps a good cry, if they have the tear ducts and social structure
@@Jig_up just the wilhelm scream XD
Well, that vinyl was immediately ruined lmao
it hurt to see that, i was shouting at my moniter!
It was ruined soon as it was put on that record player
Lol, rip in pepperoni. Seriously
Not to mention the needle.
Enhanced*
I'm very amused that Simon seemingly doesn't know anything about vinyl, but decided to get one made outta their song anyway, lol. If I ever get one, I'll have to grab a fax machine and a typewriter to complete the set!
I really expected Simon out of anyone in the yogscast to understand vinyl
@@Dogtles Nah, if anyone would understand, it would be Pyrion. Simon's just the Diggy Doggy Hole man
@@RandomUser11170 I guess so, I sort of just meant out of the main channel lot
As someone who has a typewriter and a record player I feel slightly called out
@@RandomUser11170 Bouphe seems the best candidate, she was a former DJ wasn't she?
Tragedy that lewis missed simon's impression of a penguin saying "Mother fucker" at 12:40
I love SPP but ngl I would love to hear these two talk about science and space with their funny little stories mixed in. They're both smart in a fun, understandable way. I'd love it!
They should have a page where people can send them news or something.
25:55
Actually his last public message was about how automation under capitalism will be a living hell
Thank goodness that didn't come to pass eh? ðŸ˜
"Salem's Log"
Thank you Lewis, I needed that. 😆
Yeah, that signal into space is just an intergalactic booty call "This is what we look like, This is our location, This is our chemical makeup so you can tell if we're compatible for banging" Don't want to try out blind and end up with an allergic reaction.
I hope Simon missing 22 when counting his penguins was part of the bit.
He also counted some numbers twice, so i'm fairly sure it was the bit.
Yay Simon- this is what I had subbed for originally 8 years ago- the delinquent duo- bring back trucking Tuesdays!!!
Agree!
I honestly thought the penguin post master story was about a Penguin that applied to be a post master and got the job.
Honnestly Simon has huge voiceacting potential he shuld act on it
24:30 I think Lewis's Lewis impression could use some work.
Lewis’s Lewis sounds like Breeh lol.
Love you guys very much, thank you for the laughter and the smiles
I wonder if Wiggin kept track of the log in a book of some sort...
Yes new yogs video!! Have a great day everyone
Thanks!
Thank you for the years of entertainment. I will never get enough content of the both of you
never stop doing these
The fact he immediately ruined the belt of that crosley made me laugh so fucking hard
I’ll be honest, I thought you said June grass until you did the American accent.
I've never even used a record player, but I instantly assumed that both the vinyl and the needle are destroyed now.
Simon trying to scratch the vinyl on a turntable actually had me wincing in pain wtf
Hey guys glad your doing well keep up the good work!
There are suddenly a lot of people all over the world who want to be a british post officer just so they can count penguins
Just become an ornithologist or climatologist or oceanologist. Or geologist. Although the scientific research posts in the various nations' Antarctica stations are limited in number.
they said it wouldn't be bum news, then in every segment they talked about bum news several times
Happy Friday y’all!! Have a good weekend!!
Wiggins' Log, Stardate 99924.65
Still resting on the doon grass. Weather is nice this time of year.
"You have to count the penguins."......."Riiiiight."
We need an animation of the Antarctic post office
Is that some kind of Diggy Diggy Hole laserdisk?
1:25 someone please do a hip hop remix of DDH with a sample of simons scratch performance 👀
I assume the salary was also not including the fact the government almost certainly provides free room and board, free food, etc. It's probably more like being on military deployment.
I wish I got one of those vinyls
Send every episode of Dr.who that him saving the earth
simons gift shop customer voice reminds me of trotts insane phone caller voice
Already got my vinyl ages ago. Tis noice
We already know Lewis's stand on the Falkland Islands XD
HOW AM I JUST NOW FINDING OUT ABOJT THIS PODCAST HELLOOO?!!??
21:43 That's my 9-5 Mon-Fri wage feels bad man
13:07 It's more than cool Lewis, it's downright freezing!
34:00 The complete text to _The Restaurant at the End of the Universe._ Which would either simply confuse them, or accidentally start a new intergalactic religion.
36:22 You want us to take you to him? Fine, but we insist you to take him from us!
pennywise was actually set in maine so bang on with stephen king
Can you imagine sending aliens an archive of SCPs? Or receiving one from them?
Oooooo thats a fun idea!
I don't think we'd have enough context for it to even be scary.
"When SCP 248, the flurggle, is introduced to a grumbo, it rapidly begins to poggulate."
@@ryankunst668 Plumbus.
Old orchard beach is one of the top vacation spots for people in eastern Canada actually 😂
Daf! You're ok!
I’m on the shitter rn and you said no bum and I lost my shit, figuratively and literally
No one going to mention the Ghost shirt 🤷ðŸ»â€â™‚ï¸ðŸ¤£ Simon is a Fellow Ghost fan 🤟ðŸ»â¤ï¸
That signal to space thing happened in the battleship movie. Guess what happened lol….
is the diggy diggy hole vinyl commercial the best commercial ever...
I submit
Yes.
WOOO!
As a bit of a vinyl collector, that opening bit hurt me.
Wiggins log is named after famous cyclist Sir Bradley Wiggins because of its similarity to his tree trunk legs
Nice â¤ï¸â¤ï¸â¤ï¸
Should of made the vinyl a 45 instead of a 33 so that it could be played in jukeboxes.
My mum actually suggested I go for that job as an antarctic postman
Frank Herbert's Dunegrass
for an extra fee you can get the one Simon just screwed up :) probably. You know what they say about vinyl, the hiss and scratches give it "warmth."
did Simon call it June Grass? Then mock Americans for calling it dune grass?
What happened to 22nd penguin i wonder
Sadly the Antarctica Post Office position date to apply has passed…. Yup, I genuinely wanted to apply and I’m fucking gutted now…
Making me laugh since 2012
i'm guessing that the wage for the postman job is also tax free, because it's not in the uk
As much respect as i had for the Hawk, i think he was wrong about that last one
you have to count the penguins so you dont go mad of isolation
Anyone know what that story where the humans get captured by aliens and put in a zoo is called? Been trying to track it down for ages without success.
slaughterhouse five
r l stines goosebumps series
the twilight zone
final episode of the x files
My first encounter of this trope I think was Twilight Zone or Outer Limits. In both cases black and white series played as reruns. Can't be more specific than that, but I do believe it may have been adapted from an earlier Ray Bradbury story.
It looks like the log is in Pine Point in Scarborough Maine. I've been there quite a few times and I've never heard of this stupid log.
Oh my god that poor record
I only make $800 a month from a full time job and am a struggling as a full time streamer. I feel horrible now. 🥺
why does salem’s log sound some sort of RWBY fan fiction?
Hey there's a bunch of animals in Zoos, what's wrong with joining them?
sheeeeesh
Nothing happens in Maine...
Ouch, the whole ad for the Diggy Diggy Hole record hurt. Don't try that at home folks.
rest in peace that vinyl/needle :)
Wait, dune is pronounced june in Britannia? How lovely. Wonder how many other du words I've not heard colorfully pronounced...
I never really thought about it, but yeah we do. Dune, Durability, Duress.
I don't think everyone does but I've heard it a lot, personally I pronounce the D most of the time.
Just a reminder that Pedguin pronounces "button" without the Ts and Duncan pronounces some words that end with A as if they ended in er. There's a lot of accents in Britain but not everyone says stuff that way.
My favorite is "woo-tah" instead of "water".
You mean correctly? Of course.
@@DerekHartley Of course =^)
Oof. That record and needle are probably ruined now
When the antartic post master earns more a month than you do, working 40 hours a week in retail, and Simon repeatedly says how dreadful the pay is 😅😅 yeah... my jobs great.
Never used a vinyl but seems like simon really fucked that up
With the way the world is right now I would welcome our alien enslavers with open arms
a good piece of fiction to send would be "For sale: baby shoes, never worn." it's short and could gain us a lot of info from a response, like empathy, an understanding of fiction, implied meaning, trading.
Why talk about the Maine log when the Maine ice disk exists
hi
Lewis: "None of the stories talk about today have any bums in them."
Simon: "The only asses you'll see here today is ME AND LEWISSSS!"
LMAOOOOOOOO!
Simon: "1920... 21!"
Lewis: "What are you doing? What is this bit?"
I love the random little bits they do. LOL
23:20 The welsh accent Simon and Lewis do get me so good! LOL I love that the "Shut up! Shut up!" meme of Lewis still lives on strong. It's one of the best Yog memes.
24:56 The long pause and then Lewis holding back laughter then Simon just saying one word was a beautiful set up. Hahahaha!
29:12 So Voyager 1 is the one with the golden disc. It was launched in 1977 and has spent over 44 years in space. It is the furthest man-made object in space ever and the Golden Disc has sounds of earth and greetings in many different languages and Voyager 1 is estimated to finally shut down in 2025 due to lack of power. It is estimated to continue to travel into space and not get near another astronomical object ever again. IIRC it will reach the inner edge Oort cloud in like 300 years. (I love space lol)
One word podcast “diggersâ€
epic
No bum stuff
Antarctic please hire me i promise im not there just to become the penguins new leader and take over the wor.... i mean i ill do the post office job defiantly
Waiting for the sex arse plush, come-on guys, you know we aren't kids anymore
To answer Simon's question at the end "What message would you send to an alien civilization?" I'd have to say sending a video of a Thermonuclear bomb detonation, or just the chemical equation of plutonium fission.
It would tell any advance enough species that we're able to defend ourselves if need be and that we're capable of fission power. Nuclear fission is a huge stepping stone in any civilization, they'd perk their heads up and know what that element is off the bat.
"Oooh, look at the Apes Fzzark, they're almost as advanced as we were 10,000 years ago..."
@@beardedbear9901 To be fair any civilization that far ahead of us would probably already know of our existence on our pale blue dot. The fact that we exist proves that if they do exist they don’t want us destroyed or that they don’t exist at all.
Earth has had a detectable biosphere for like the last 2+ billion years. All any sufficiently advanced races have to do is send some RKMs our way and boom, no more life on earth.
A civilization that can either be close enough but to have hidden themselves completely from us or has travelled long distances to get to us would find nuclear weaponry childish at best. We are not a civilization that can fight in space. As such, all they have to do is some form of orbital bombardment, and they win. There is nothing humanity can do to win against such as civilization unless it is some sort of District 9 scenario where they are just basically space hobos that are completely fucked and just want a place to not die in space.
Simon is back?? Did I miss something?
He’s in every peculiar portions episode
Pretty sure they said Goatse.
Clearly they are going to come and want all the beautiful women to breed with and treat like treasured mates. And their blank will be superior.
I've come to the conclusion that the only time I enjoy Lewis is when he's one on one with Simon like the old days, he's less of a twat when he's talking to Simon
This is completely unrelated to the video but, CZcams WHAT IS UP WITH THESE FAKE GAME ADVERTS, HELLO??
simon......
What you did to that vinyl in the intro is UNACCEPTABLE and I will NOT stand for it.