Spider-man warned not to poo on canal rocks - Peculiar Portions Podcast #50

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  • @rocketforthree4479
    @rocketforthree4479 Před 2 lety +175

    "We didn't even draw a Hitler moustache on the one we cut the head off."
    Thanks Lewis, your generosity is truly boundless.

    • @TheDrCN
      @TheDrCN Před 2 lety +15

      Anything you plan to destroy, you should draw a little Hitler mustache on it, so that way you're justified.

    • @nicksteele9436
      @nicksteele9436 Před 2 lety

      @@TheDrCN Wise words. Likewise, you should never leave someone hanging for a high 5. Every moment you do, they're heil hitlering. I don't know about you, but I wouldn't want that on my conscience.

  • @SchutzmarkeGMBH
    @SchutzmarkeGMBH Před 2 lety +224

    Welcome back to Calculating the average age of Simon's references.
    Only 2 this week:
    8:32 Dexter - 2006
    13:27 The Princess Bride -1987
    With that the average age of Simon's references this week was 26

    • @devilvocano420
      @devilvocano420 Před 2 lety +13

      Thanks for your hard work

    • @rocketforthree4479
      @rocketforthree4479 Před 2 lety +2

      That is a large time range for references.

    • @SmokeyEdits
      @SmokeyEdits Před 2 lety +7

      wow i think this is the youngest i've seen, impressive

    • @Gradwin1
      @Gradwin1 Před 2 lety +3

      Fuckin Dexter was in 2006?? oh god im old

    • @SmokeyEdits
      @SmokeyEdits Před 2 lety +4

      @@Gradwin1 Just like how Game of Thrones started in 2011. It’s super weird.

  • @shaddaddy307
    @shaddaddy307 Před 2 lety +180

    I cant believe I grew up watching these guys. I remember when Simon disappeared for a while and I thought he had died. I dont know what I would do if my favorite dwarf was gone.

    • @RuinousDrow
      @RuinousDrow Před 2 lety +11

      My heart would absolutely shatter, I also thought this for a little bit. :(

    • @NASH78
      @NASH78 Před 2 lety +22

      😂 I remember this. I thought the same… Simon suddenly vanished and I thought he was dying and in hospital with heart complications… The power of those Reddit trolls! The force of bull**** is strong in them ones! 😂

    • @Evitaschannel
      @Evitaschannel Před 2 lety +1

      Yeah... why DID he dissapear?

    • @kingkuma4112
      @kingkuma4112 Před 2 lety +12

      @@Evitaschannel Health issues, but he wasn't dying. If I remember it was something related to his asthma.

    • @Zamandu
      @Zamandu Před 2 lety +14

      @@kingkuma4112 I'm pretty sure he was struggling with his mental wellbeing and needed time off to recover.

  • @anononomous
    @anononomous Před 2 lety +40

    The Spider-mans pointing at each other meme, except that they are all squatting down having a poo.

  • @a_e_hilton
    @a_e_hilton Před 2 lety +46

    "Let's make something fun. Let's make a pyramid of flesh" GOT ME

  • @henryburk8659
    @henryburk8659 Před 2 lety +10

    the "hair" in the muffler is fiberglass its super fine and packed into your muffler the exhaust gases expand into it and quiets the engine noise kinda like talking through a pillow. however over time it fills with oil + carbon that's suspended in the exhaust gases (that's what makes them good for the environment!)

  • @CuriousMoth
    @CuriousMoth Před 2 lety +30

    29:26 Little does Lewis know, being a programmer requires advanced googling skills - how else will I find the Indian man who explains why my code won't work?

  • @epiclexi1234
    @epiclexi1234 Před 2 lety +66

    "oh yea I forgot, there is actually quite a strong motive" 😭😂 the murder skit 10/10 👏

  • @Justin-TPG
    @Justin-TPG Před 2 lety +25

    The last five minutes of this is like when it's a child's bedtime and suddenly they have questions

  • @grumpy5203
    @grumpy5203 Před 2 lety +52

    you had me worried there for our poor boy

  • @EvileDik
    @EvileDik Před 2 lety +42

    One of the best yet, Lewis completely missing Simon's pushing gag, priceless.

  • @dahgman3225
    @dahgman3225 Před 2 lety +30

    The "hair" looks a lot like the fibers from the baffle, carbon covered fiberglass strands from the sheet of fiberglass in the baffle

    • @AndrewArmstrong
      @AndrewArmstrong Před 2 lety +4

      touching fiberglass with his bare hands. I am in pain thinking about it

    • @TF2CrunchyFrog
      @TF2CrunchyFrog Před 2 lety +1

      @@AndrewArmstrong Yeah, I kept yelling in my head, "Put on some gloves, you daft man!"

  • @ryankunst668
    @ryankunst668 Před 2 lety +10

    That last story is insane. Google should have been step one, and if that failed, step two should have been call the mechanic. Call the police should have been like step a million. They act like using the internet to find information is some rare tech skill that only IT gurus posses. Seriously, I can't believe the woman's quote. She's just there like: 'I thought a serial killer had shoved a body up our tailpipe, or it was some sort of VOODOO SHIT, like all these fictional movies'. That's fucking insane! What are you like?
    This story makes me irrationally angry.

    • @JackPorter
      @JackPorter Před 4 měsíci

      that's easy for you to say! being a tech guru super genius, not all of us knows that other services opened now that AskJeeves stopped answering my questions! bet it's these witches casting spells on my muffler.

    • @ryankunst668
      @ryankunst668 Před 4 měsíci

      @@JackPorter I had forgotten about this, and your reply made me come back to re-watch the video and re-live my absolute bafflement. These people exist in our society, and they are allowed to drive and vote.

  • @Cyrathil
    @Cyrathil Před 2 lety +34

    "What I'm saying is a lot of people die..."
    This is close to becoming a Modest Proposal...

  • @RuinousDrow
    @RuinousDrow Před 2 lety +40

    I love these videos! But if I'm being 100%, I love them mostly cause it's just Simon and Lewis in them, The absolute OG's ;)

  • @adenodeorain9771
    @adenodeorain9771 Před 2 lety +46

    The whole poison thing they did was literally the script of the Emperors New Groove when Yzma poisons Kuzco x)

  • @Spud497
    @Spud497 Před 2 lety +6

    I studied forensics at Uni and to the best of my knowledge there's no such thing as poop striations...but it's not something that was specifically covered.
    There are other things that can be used to link the poo back to the poo-er though such as trace DNA and examination of the stool to determine what the poo-er had eaten.

  • @tontsa77
    @tontsa77 Před 2 lety +18

    That hair is a sound insulator material from muffler. It will probably soon break if it is coming out. It is fiberglass or similiar.

  • @ChandlerBiloxi
    @ChandlerBiloxi Před 2 lety +18

    1. How to murder your husband
    2. How to get away with it
    3. Dating for widows

    • @gyroscope915
      @gyroscope915 Před 2 lety +1

      1:How to murder your husband
      2:How to get away with it.
      3:How to profit from it (By writing a trilogy about it)

  • @litapd311
    @litapd311 Před 2 lety +21

    would lewis push someone?
    is that even a question lol. there's a reason they say to avoid the water in bristol

  • @MrEvers
    @MrEvers Před 2 lety +6

    I'm now imagining a kurzgesagt video about a pyramid of flesh. The logistics, how many bodies do we need, how stable would it be, how will it rot...

  • @LinkDawnbringer
    @LinkDawnbringer Před 2 lety +1

    I love the solid 10 seconds between Simon saying "off a cliff" and Lewis registering what he said.

  • @pokerfandk
    @pokerfandk Před 2 lety +34

    Can we have a DOCTOR Simon Clark to fact check this episode, thank you.

  • @saigyl9149
    @saigyl9149 Před 2 lety +7

    23:26 that looks like the fiberglass they put inside the high quality mufflers, fiberglass feels nothing like hair so they would be horrible at CSI

  • @snakex555
    @snakex555 Před 2 lety +16

    I VOLUNTEER MY CORPSE FOR THE YOGSCAST FLESH PYRAMID

  • @TheFaceStabber
    @TheFaceStabber Před 2 lety +12

    I'm pretty sure it's fiberglass in the exhaust pipe.

    • @EvileDik
      @EvileDik Před 2 lety +3

      Totally mineral wool from the muffler.

  • @GretchenDawntreader
    @GretchenDawntreader Před 2 lety +3

    I love how "exposhing" became identified on the fly as Dutch :) We love you Zylush :)

  • @eaglestdogg
    @eaglestdogg Před 2 lety +9

    Update on the worlds largest "potato" btw. Turns out it wasn't a potato, it was just a tuber.

  • @Keanine
    @Keanine Před 2 lety +4

    6:11 It's amazing that we actually have a canon answer to this after the last film lol
    Tobey Maguire's Spider-Man is the only one that has organic webbing, and he confirms it only comes out of his wrists

  • @entelechy777
    @entelechy777 Před 2 lety +4

    You can make pyrolyzed fuel from wood and plastic using an anaerobic reactor (essentially a big barrel over a fire source) then fractionally distill it into multiple hydrocarbons, including diesel and gasoline.

  • @TheRandomhobo123
    @TheRandomhobo123 Před 2 lety +9

    I’m glad Dabith isn’t really hurt

    • @Jash0192
      @Jash0192 Před 2 lety +4

      Dafydd is how its spelt :)

  • @Scillamar
    @Scillamar Před 2 lety +3

    I like how Lewis desperately tried to convince himself that wasn't an image of Spiderman pooping.

  • @Arccordion
    @Arccordion Před 2 lety +4

    37:31 You can really see Lewis' vegan lifestyle and masters in chemistry fighting for control of his little reaction sounds

  • @Tachii31
    @Tachii31 Před 2 lety +2

    Y'know, they scoff at needing the "IT guy" to Google things, but that's pretty much how it was at my last job...

    • @bmxdude1337
      @bmxdude1337 Před 2 lety +1

      Funny because a buddy of my was in cyber security schooling and said that’s what the professor said, get good at googling LoL

  • @TheJoaquin9110
    @TheJoaquin9110 Před 2 lety +5

    Simon casually coming up with corpse-starch

  • @scatterbrainjane6928
    @scatterbrainjane6928 Před 2 lety

    I’m so happy these two are making videos and not just gaming ones! Anyone else reminder their don’t starve series or even the Dungeons and dragons ahha

  • @PogMcDog
    @PogMcDog Před 2 lety +1

    34:40 making corpses into fuel is the first step to 40k corpse starch

  • @BrozvilleRealm
    @BrozvilleRealm Před 2 lety

    As an Oregonian I am so thankful that you fellas pronounced 'Oregon' correctly

  • @evankupec8495
    @evankupec8495 Před 2 lety +2

    34:08 petril lol i rewatched one of their Minecraft series for like the 3rd time and this triggered the memory of them talking about a movie where a robot made to smell things can only label items as either cheese or petril

  • @devporter7209
    @devporter7209 Před 2 lety +1

    Poor spider man. You either die a hero, or live long enough to become the villain...

  • @jayilham6548
    @jayilham6548 Před 2 lety

    As a Malaysian, this has been a great day for Malaysia to be featured on PP. (I do think that may be Indonesian but idk)

    • @jayilham6548
      @jayilham6548 Před 2 lety

      Dilarang buang air besar is just Don’t poop. Buang air besar is another term for pooping besides berak (among others)

  • @TriToGame
    @TriToGame Před 2 lety

    This is exactly what got me into the Yogpod back in the day. Top tier guys

  • @Zephyra_X
    @Zephyra_X Před 2 lety +1

    sometimes Lewis says smart things and I get slapped in the face from remembering he's a chemist

  • @raccytheraccoon7477
    @raccytheraccoon7477 Před 2 lety

    Oh my god I havent seen them in forever, theyre getting older and my heart is shattering. Last time I watched was the labs

  • @TheJakeskates
    @TheJakeskates Před 2 lety

    27:40 I had this happen to me during the first year of the pandemic because I kept my hair in a pony tail all the time, so my hair started falling out. If you wear your hair back too much it might start falling out from the tension of the hair tie. It's called traction alopecia, and I hope that's not what is going on with you Lewis. My hair still looks a lot thinner even after a year of growing it out again. You should let your hair down often if you haven't been.

  • @Jash0192
    @Jash0192 Před 2 lety

    That first 30 seconds was a complete rollercoaster!

  • @Potato8884
    @Potato8884 Před 2 lety

    Lewis' face at the crystals part aahahahaha

  • @c-st4r
    @c-st4r Před 2 lety +1

    Now I'm going back to watch last weeks episode to see Simon's ear hair

  • @BlueXonar
    @BlueXonar Před rokem

    Its the packing out of the silencer... It is what does the silencing... The metal mesh that holds it in place fails, and the packing gets blown out of the exhaust.
    You used to see cars with "tails" a lot in the 90s when exhausts were more prone to this kind of failure. Weird for it to happen to a 6 year old car.

  • @MrStoukaph
    @MrStoukaph Před 2 lety

    They didn't mention the husband killed was a chef and he was killed in the culinary school he was teaching at. And there were students heading to class when he was shot. I graduated from that school years before the incident. They made the story sound a lot more mundane than it was.

  • @gyroscope915
    @gyroscope915 Před 2 lety +3

    Feel like that while hair story just boils down to some people who are board and have a wild imagination and so desperately want mundane things to be more interesting then it really it.
    They really want to pretend they would be good at solving a mystery when on reality they couldn't even solve a simple and common issue with their car.
    If they had googled it for five seconds or taken the car to mechanic they could have instantly knows what the problem is, but they just desperately want real life to be like the shitty crime popcasts the binge so they immediately called the police

  • @TherealFroyoz
    @TherealFroyoz Před 2 lety +1

    Its called a muffler, cause it's got a muff!!🤣🤣

  • @aapenhap1
    @aapenhap1 Před 2 lety +1

    Lewis: "then we wil have to get al the spidermans like Toby Meguire en Tom Holland and the new one" poor poor Andrew

  • @Derpingmuffin
    @Derpingmuffin Před 2 lety

    Yippie key aye ki akey aye kao! What a great podcast!

  • @judechauhan6715
    @judechauhan6715 Před 2 lety +1

    Learned so much about cars today

  • @jayleeds
    @jayleeds Před 2 lety +1

    Nice Ghost shirt Simon ❤👻

  • @TF2CrunchyFrog
    @TF2CrunchyFrog Před 2 lety

    Bones, on their own, would actually burn _better_ than the fleshy bits of a body (except for the fat, but even a lump of fat doesn't burn by itself but melts like a candle without a wick), because the fleshy bits are soggy and need a lot of heat to burn to ash. In olden times, people used dry animal bones like firewood... that's where the term "bon(e)fire" comes from! Dry bones burn up completely, to a fine white ash (which is used as ingredient in bone china to give it its special lustre). They're just calcium carbonate with some fatty bone marrow inside. The real reason that fragments of bone often remain in ash in crematoria is simply that the skeleton is on the inside, wrapped up in the soggy bits that have to burn off first.

  • @Otto42
    @Otto42 Před 2 lety +1

    6:17 This was recorded before any of them saw the new Dr. Strange movie. Presumably.

  • @Xbox1Live2Forever3
    @Xbox1Live2Forever3 Před 2 lety

    I need a full episode of Florida Man news xD

  • @TheIceCrypt
    @TheIceCrypt Před 2 lety +1

    Damn straight you replace The Dog!

  • @mookow2
    @mookow2 Před 2 lety +1

    Me and my friend went camping. We took 7.5g of shrooms each. I tried to chill out and listen to the yogpod. My friend tried to burn my tent down. "DON'T LISTEN TO THE BRITISH GUYS!!!"

  • @guyrandom8235
    @guyrandom8235 Před 2 lety +1

    Can someone help me out with the beginning? I haven't been here in a while and have no idea why or where they BEHEADED DAFF!? Where do I go for context?

  • @EdinMike
    @EdinMike Před 2 lety +1

    Should Simon ever wonder of the… Wonders of a prostrate exam…

  • @MrZangetsu1997
    @MrZangetsu1997 Před 2 lety

    Anyone whom has long hair would know about hair clogging the shower drain, it happens with my mum & my girlfriend, thankfully my girlfriend has a special kind of plug that goes over the top of the drain while she's having a shower that catches the hair so it doesn't go into the drain, you can lift up the plug and pull the hair off that way, it happens because the longer your hair is, the less likely it'll naturally fall out by itself, so when you have a shower and clean it with Shampoo/soap, the hairs wash out rather than fall out any other time

  • @Porzellanschnitte
    @Porzellanschnitte Před 2 lety +2

    i regret watching this while eating dinner

  • @adifferentname
    @adifferentname Před 2 lety +3

    Dark Poosenger.

  • @entelechy777
    @entelechy777 Před 2 lety

    I had a Soylent Green human-to-fuel idea for a roleplay. xD

  • @venomx99x
    @venomx99x Před 2 lety

    5:03 as a student I gotta say I never heard of that, not to say its not true which would be hilarious

  • @Armchair
    @Armchair Před 2 lety

    Oh, so that is why they are called a muffler!

  • @clint7247
    @clint7247 Před 2 lety

    Good ol' Soylent Simon is at it again.

  • @sammurphy450
    @sammurphy450 Před 2 lety

    someone probably just put a wig up the exhaust

  • @Average_Internet_DMC_420
    @Average_Internet_DMC_420 Před 2 lety +1

    We really do need more flesh pyramids

  • @jadenhornaday1199
    @jadenhornaday1199 Před 2 lety

    They had us in the first half

  • @Boogert22
    @Boogert22 Před 2 lety

    Love it as always

  • @ComXDude
    @ComXDude Před 2 lety

    I saw "canal" and knew what was coming.

  • @EDoyl
    @EDoyl Před 2 lety

    The worst Hideo Kojima character 31:32

  • @robinz99
    @robinz99 Před 2 lety

    12 years of watching the yogscast and 4 years getting a forensic science degree and I never thought the two would collide, but I can say that a person's butt and their feces aren't like a lock and key and I've never even heard someone insinuate such a thing. Not that feces are useless for forensics, but there are better forms of identification lol

  • @jesselindsey9760
    @jesselindsey9760 Před 2 lety

    36:00 Funny, you can get a shirt made out of milk.

  • @I1like1wood1ash
    @I1like1wood1ash Před 2 lety

    Can someone please explain what simon is talking about at 21:22?
    "As thin as an RCH" I don't know what word he's describing, I just want to know what the saying is

  • @KingBobbito
    @KingBobbito Před 2 lety

    Is that a subtle audio edit at 21:48?

  • @Godofcheese.
    @Godofcheese. Před 2 lety

    Pyramid of flesh eh...... Konrad Curze levels of insane

  • @Zombertino
    @Zombertino Před 2 lety

    Or if the whole fibrous insulation like material stuff isn't the answer, then maybe there is a pet groomer's shop near where they live and mice are using the discarded hair clippings as nesting material inside the exhaust pipe...

  • @epiclexi1234
    @epiclexi1234 Před 2 lety +1

    I am in fact in forensic sciences and I have not even studied that but I can tell you, no.

  • @melonboi927
    @melonboi927 Před 2 lety

    I know this is a couple months old but I still want the comet at least in the United States of America if you are convicted of a murderer you will not make profit off of anything related to that they're called the Son of Sam laws because he was the first major serial killer to try to monetize his story

  • @chibiauthor
    @chibiauthor Před 2 lety

    did she wrote "murder by leg of lamb" too?

  • @dahgman3225
    @dahgman3225 Před 2 lety

    ?? I think the easiest way to harvest the fats would be to blend then spin separate the resource

  • @Beweren
    @Beweren Před 2 lety

    Fuck I love you two! You are just amazing!

  • @XxHizzyxX
    @XxHizzyxX Před 2 lety

    4:50 ...no, Simon, its not true.

  • @Sherwin657
    @Sherwin657 Před 2 lety

    I think the main problem with making fuel from humans is that It would need to be butchered tol get all the fatty bits and then cooked to render it and I think that would be too much for people without a dark passenger

  • @B33Ys
    @B33Ys Před 2 lety

    burying is perfectly ecological, provided you don't add contaminants. it's not a waste, because those atoms will just end up in the food web. we've probably eaten plenty of humans that way.

  • @LCFTW93
    @LCFTW93 Před 2 lety

    I would honestly believe someone shoved a bunch of hair clippings up the exhaust pipe, than think it was insulation from the muffler. The muffler thing sounds like a hoax...

  • @Aimismyname
    @Aimismyname Před 2 lety +2

    3:13 man will mangle the pronunciation of "Malay" and then perfectly pronounce the word "Malaysia" a single second later

  • @kenngarr135
    @kenngarr135 Před 2 lety

    Lewis. get a drain cover for hair.

  • @98Mrjordan
    @98Mrjordan Před 2 lety

    Am I the only one who heard "tea flavoured mango"

  • @PJ_TheAverageGamer
    @PJ_TheAverageGamer Před 2 lety

    We all know the real spider man is from the Vidiots. The one and only Ben Potter. So therefore it must be Ben isn't allowed to poo there.

  • @CroftyOriginal
    @CroftyOriginal Před rokem

    Il be honest, I think Simon is low key on to something with the body thing....

  • @Cyborgzerozero9
    @Cyborgzerozero9 Před 2 lety

    Why didn't she use a frozen leg of lamb?

  • @Hoppa_Joel
    @Hoppa_Joel Před 2 lety +1

    Simon's soylent green....

  • @ThePoisonSun
    @ThePoisonSun Před 2 lety

    Yep 100% true

  • @PenguKeks
    @PenguKeks Před 2 lety

    Simon-wagyu steaks