Dog lured to safety by sausage drone - Peculiar Portions Podcast #51

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    Dog lured to safety by sausage drone - Peculiar Portions Podcast #51
    0:00 DOG SAVED AFTER BY SAUSAGE DRONE
    12:34 BAR MINISTER WITH PTSD REFUSED ENTRY AT
    HOUSTON AREA DIVE OVER SERVICE DOG
    20:35 FAMILY FINDS OUT ‘ODD’ SNORING NOISES
    ARE 5 BEARS HIBERNATING UNDER HOUSE
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Komentáƙe • 142

  • @ryankunst668
    @ryankunst668 Pƙed 2 lety +194

    Story: "Minister with service dog kicked out of bar"
    Simon and Lewis: "Blind Simon covered in shit has been mistaken for a crab"

    • @falic8448
      @falic8448 Pƙed 2 lety +4

      Why have you written the story then just copy and pasted it below

    • @idiotstupid5904
      @idiotstupid5904 Pƙed 2 lety +9

      "crabs are people"- lewis

    • @Pistolsatsean
      @Pistolsatsean Pƙed 2 lety +6

      I saw this comment before the vid, and thought "that's too crazy, must be a funny meta comment..."

  • @SchutzmarkeGMBH
    @SchutzmarkeGMBH Pƙed 2 lety +86

    Welcome back once again to Calculating the average age of Simon's references
    0:00 Spongebob rainbow meme - 2002
    9:44 Chris Pratt as Mario voice - 2021
    24:10 Moon Knight - 2022
    Today's average: 7 years. Lowest so far!
    By the way, I don't usually have the time to watch Simon's streams but I saw he sometimes watches the PP back on stream. Does anyone know if he read or reacted to one of my comments before?

    • @Sem5626
      @Sem5626 Pƙed 2 lety +1

      sorry bud, nobody cares about your comments

    • @JinglyJohn
      @JinglyJohn Pƙed rokem

      @@Sem5626 not true, I enjoy them

    • @Sem5626
      @Sem5626 Pƙed rokem +1

      @@JinglyJohn but you're nobody

    • @JinglyJohn
      @JinglyJohn Pƙed rokem

      @@Sem5626 I am at least one person, that's got to count for something

    • @Sem5626
      @Sem5626 Pƙed rokem

      @@JinglyJohn it doesn't

  • @ryanashby2481
    @ryanashby2481 Pƙed 2 lety +95

    Are we not gonna say how the sausage eating doggo looks like DAFF

  • @SeriousBeard
    @SeriousBeard Pƙed 2 lety +21

    As a long time watcher I really enjoy this podcast every time it comes out. Watching and listening to Simon and Lewis playing off of each other is hilarious while delivering a huge dose of nostalgia. I hope this goes on for a long time but either way I'm glad it exists while it does.

  • @andrewrobinson4019
    @andrewrobinson4019 Pƙed 2 lety +28

    Another fantastic installment of the Misadventures of the Diggy-Diggy Hole Man.

  • @greyforge27
    @greyforge27 Pƙed 2 lety +82

    25 years on, and Simon can still make Lewis laugh to tears

    • @GreenEyedDazzler
      @GreenEyedDazzler Pƙed 2 lety +6

      25 years?

    • @squishyushi
      @squishyushi Pƙed 2 lety +1

      Same

    • @tomhalf3018
      @tomhalf3018 Pƙed 2 lety +6

      Go back to 2032, you made the wrong time stop.
      R.I.P simon 2027

    • @tomhalf3018
      @tomhalf3018 Pƙed 2 lety +1

      @@Farathros did you reply to the right person???? You seem very angry and upset, you know I've been watching these guys since their original WoW videos, which is pretty much since day 1

    • @tomhalf3018
      @tomhalf3018 Pƙed 2 lety

      @@Farathros i literally made a time travel joke and you explode with anger as if i didn't know, 2 20 year old nerds who lived together were friends before doing the yogscast...........
      Man you sure are bright aren't you..................

  • @ancientturtle
    @ancientturtle Pƙed 2 lety +93

    So unfortunate that so few people actually watch Simon's PP, it deserves so many more views!

    • @chernobylsurvivr
      @chernobylsurvivr Pƙed 2 lety +13

      Honestly it's one of the few main channel things I watch, TTT and gta are just filler at this point.

    • @nathanrex8037
      @nathanrex8037 Pƙed 2 lety +18

      I just watch Simon's Peculiar Portions at this point! Reminds me of the Yogpod way back when.

    • @Helldhaz
      @Helldhaz Pƙed 2 lety +5

      It's a shame, but on a gaming channel, long videos with zero gaming content are never going to be popular.

    • @themrmatthewalan
      @themrmatthewalan Pƙed 2 lety +9

      I think most people listen to the podcast version

    • @Sem5626
      @Sem5626 Pƙed 2 lety +5

      if they changed the name to Diggy Diggy Hole Mans Peculiar Portions i reckon the views would go through the roof

  • @AdmiralNoAim
    @AdmiralNoAim Pƙed 2 lety +7

    I genuinely expected Warwick Davis to make an appearance once Simon fell down the sewers

  • @lordwolfram6352
    @lordwolfram6352 Pƙed 2 lety +39

    Cheers for the content lads. Been loving peculiar portions recently. 👍

  • @SithBowman
    @SithBowman Pƙed 2 lety +13

    20:11 "What would our version of Hooters be?"
    Answer : Hooters
    There's only 1 of them, it's in Nottingham.

    • @st0rmforce
      @st0rmforce Pƙed 2 lety +1

      Used to be one in Bristol, but it didn't last long

  • @thewaddlingidiots
    @thewaddlingidiots Pƙed 2 lety +10

    Someone has to introduce them to Ordinary Sausage

    • @svg-fr1pt
      @svg-fr1pt Pƙed 2 lety

      Yes! If this wasn't here, I was going to say it!

    • @capulcinka
      @capulcinka Pƙed rokem

      they actually know it, Lewis was talking about it on a triforce episode about a year ago and that's how i got to know ordinary sausage :)

  • @mungobaggins8197
    @mungobaggins8197 Pƙed 2 lety +11

    Just an FYI: you can legally hunt black bears (such as those in the article) in a number of states; they’re quite common in some states.

  • @FriendlyKat
    @FriendlyKat Pƙed 2 lety +4

    "Do you wanna get crabs?"
    "...Funny thing is I do also have public lice!"
    Simon... King of comedy! LMAO

  • @joshconfer209
    @joshconfer209 Pƙed 2 lety +10

    I love the awkward pauses when Lewis gets flabbergasted and Simon is at a loss. I do have to set it to 1.5 times so it sounds normal lol.

  • @CollboyGamez
    @CollboyGamez Pƙed 2 lety +5

    Simon would look good with being bald and rocking the beard, like a true dwarf warrior

  • @Leptons_
    @Leptons_ Pƙed 2 lety +9

    Lol wait why does Lewis look suddenly very focused and looks like he's about to get up after Simon mentions the big bewbs at 20:07? 😅

  • @spacemaria_
    @spacemaria_ Pƙed 2 lety +6

    The highlight of my Fridays for sure

  • @VeggeMight
    @VeggeMight Pƙed 2 lety +2

    I feel sorry for all the blind people with real support/guide dogs.

  • @CardboardSharkAdv
    @CardboardSharkAdv Pƙed 2 lety +8

    Simon: "I Feel safe... with him here..." Lewis: "Me too." Me who watched the future unfold:😿

  • @Kahnabys
    @Kahnabys Pƙed 2 lety +1

    These two bring me so much joy. Never change simon and lewlew.

  • @Remulos
    @Remulos Pƙed 2 lety +3

    I love seeing Lewis laugh like that ^^

  • @MarshmaloWarrior
    @MarshmaloWarrior Pƙed 2 lety +1

    the problem with being early is that the average age of simons references hasn't been calculated yet

  • @RedSaint83
    @RedSaint83 Pƙed 2 lety

    I love how they forgot to describe wtf they were doing with their hands going "boop boop boop" doing the "fear for drone" part around 5:30 in lol

  • @squishyushi
    @squishyushi Pƙed 2 lety

    Simon fake laughing never fails to make me giggle, also I love every PP, Lewis and Simon have the best chemistry

  • @tenacity25
    @tenacity25 Pƙed 2 lety +2

    Hey, Simon, I'm pretty sure there's a youtube channel that is entirely dedicated to making weird variants of Sausage. You can probably find it somewhere.

  • @mysterioushiggs
    @mysterioushiggs Pƙed 2 lety +1

    My goodness, Lewis was so slap happy this episode lol

  • @kingpie7820
    @kingpie7820 Pƙed 2 lety +1

    The way it all comes together at the end

  • @frog42
    @frog42 Pƙed 2 lety +2

    Definitely my highlight. Would love more Lewis and Simon time

  • @lukeblue2089
    @lukeblue2089 Pƙed 2 lety +2

    I'm sure they spoken about this before in a previous triforc....... wait a second

    • @Kriscosmic
      @Kriscosmic Pƙed 2 lety

      That’s what I was thinking as well lol

  • @ArtificialMisery
    @ArtificialMisery Pƙed 2 lety

    'will it sausage' is an ongoing youtube series, Simon

  • @Thatgeekycanadian
    @Thatgeekycanadian Pƙed 2 lety +1

    Simon not understanding how DID works is
hilarious but also why moonknight needed educational language

  • @Leptons_
    @Leptons_ Pƙed 2 lety +2

    20s after being posted, that's a pog

  • @spawnedblonde7131
    @spawnedblonde7131 Pƙed 2 lety +1

    Super good videos, I love these every week, thank you

  • @SarahWeisters
    @SarahWeisters Pƙed 2 lety

    Okay, I need Simon to do a full ASMR stream and it's just his various takes on animal noises and I need it now! XD

  • @gu9216
    @gu9216 Pƙed 2 lety +1

    Missed opportunity to call the movie “When pigs fly” :P

  • @stallfus
    @stallfus Pƙed 2 lety +1

    Simon rocking the ghost shirt hell yeah đŸ€˜

  • @mattymerr701
    @mattymerr701 Pƙed rokem

    Went to hooters when I was in the US once. The novelty was a little silly, but they didn't seem to push anything. The food was legit nice though. Really wasn't a bad experience

  • @SturmxHawke
    @SturmxHawke Pƙed 2 lety

    This was a wild ride.

  • @mr.winters4698
    @mr.winters4698 Pƙed 2 lety

    I’ve seen quite a few videos about bears and man holes, but there’s usually not as much screaming and running away. There’s even some that have turds, but those ones aren’t really my thing.

  • @andrewherridge8419
    @andrewherridge8419 Pƙed 2 lety +1

    To be fair, Aldi do some cracking bangers.

  • @Zetrocio
    @Zetrocio Pƙed 2 lety +5

    That ending 😂

    • @Leptons_
      @Leptons_ Pƙed 2 lety +3

      Hmmmm đŸ€”. 28min video. Comment posted within a minute of the video being up. Comment mentions the ending.
      Right, I'm calling it bois, this comment is *_sus_*

    • @DesOOm_
      @DesOOm_ Pƙed 2 lety +2

      @@Leptons_ I PROPOSE A COUNTERPOINT GOOD SIR.
      The episode gets released on podcast format a day early.
      OP commented to capitalize on being an early relatable comment, already knowing the ending cause they listened to the podcast!

  • @divamon5602
    @divamon5602 Pƙed 2 lety +2

    WOOOO!

  • @RubberskiLLz
    @RubberskiLLz Pƙed 2 lety

    i live for this

  • @SparksNZeros
    @SparksNZeros Pƙed 2 lety

    simon managed to create a more avant-garde plot than most eastern european art cartoons, with enough effort their's a palme d'or in that

  • @KyleDB150
    @KyleDB150 Pƙed 2 lety

    23:55 ah yes, waking up dead, that classic thing that can happen

  • @peter4210
    @peter4210 Pƙed 2 lety

    Dogs actually evolved along side us the hability to process grain so you can give them bread

  • @Scratch83
    @Scratch83 Pƙed 2 lety

    As a drone pilot myself, I have to say, its surprising how interested in drones doggos are...

    • @robertstarling2911
      @robertstarling2911 Pƙed 2 lety

      I don’t know. To a dog, I imagine a drone is just a self propelled frisbee

  • @Kelnef
    @Kelnef Pƙed 2 lety

    I didnt know Deliveroo existed outside of Australia given the whole kangaroo affiliation

  • @Cyrathil
    @Cyrathil Pƙed 2 lety +2

    25:05 I disagree. The tongue is the least scary part of that... Those bug-eyes are absolutely terrifying. It's almost like a praying mantis' eyes. It's freaking weird.

  • @fezzverbal
    @fezzverbal Pƙed 2 lety +1

    A snorcestra if you will.

  • @recneps13579
    @recneps13579 Pƙed 2 lety

    The sausage movie should actually be about the lady with the sausages, she keeps replaying the day until she finally brings a BBQ and sausages to the beach to help the lady

  • @Dafoodmaster
    @Dafoodmaster Pƙed 2 lety

    look at sausage videos like cult moo's "will it sausage"
    would be a right laugh

  • @g3ngar04
    @g3ngar04 Pƙed 2 lety +2

    PPgang

  • @Thecohostobviouzx
    @Thecohostobviouzx Pƙed 2 lety +1

    God, it's been awhile since I've watched the Yogs, Simon looks pretty similar, Lewis on the other hand!

  • @ethan-loves
    @ethan-loves Pƙed 2 lety

    Geez, that bear with its tongue out looks like a yokai or something

  • @deathgod4722
    @deathgod4722 Pƙed 2 lety

    Wade to shore and go
    It's.
    Monty python's flying circus

  • @user-uj7rj3wc9t
    @user-uj7rj3wc9t Pƙed 2 lety

    Good morning🐓🌅👌🙏

  • @EnderofGames
    @EnderofGames Pƙed 2 lety +1

    21:29 missed opportunity for a snorchestra :(

  • @beardedbear9901
    @beardedbear9901 Pƙed 2 lety

    It would obviously be called;
    _Fry Away Drone._

    • @beardedbear9901
      @beardedbear9901 Pƙed 2 lety

      Thank you for the Hank The Tank correction. Besmirching bears is bullying.
      Also, a gathering of hibernating bears is called either a _cuddle puddle_ or a _Jambearee._

  • @RubelliteFae
    @RubelliteFae Pƙed 2 lety

    They seriously underestimate the cost of delivery fees, taxes, etc. Sometimes $20 before tip-at least in my area of US. Pizza's not as bad as the contracted "services" tho

  • @JimBob4233
    @JimBob4233 Pƙed 2 lety

    Sounds like you would like Regular Sausage

  • @zacharyjakob
    @zacharyjakob Pƙed 2 lety +1

    R'amen!

  • @robertstarling2911
    @robertstarling2911 Pƙed 2 lety

    So Hank was a Trine bear?

  • @KuueenKumi
    @KuueenKumi Pƙed 2 lety +1

    As an American, just wanna say that people here abuse the service comfort animal system a lot. You need a license for it, and at one point, not sure if its still happening, people were obtaining them for a small fee through dodgy websites and getting for example, their small dogs made "service animals" just for... I dunno. People here are crazy. Also, some of them don't water and walk them beforehand, and they crap inside the stores. I'm sure the bartender had problems before and isn't just being a jackass, and Hooters would gladly take some positive news about them.

  • @hunteroverlord7347
    @hunteroverlord7347 Pƙed 2 lety +1

    fun fact 1 grape can cause kidney failure in a dog

  • @Ants2Frosty
    @Ants2Frosty Pƙed 2 lety +8

    Been watching yall like 10 years now, I miss Isrepheal

  • @christinaMattsson
    @christinaMattsson Pƙed 2 lety

    👏👏👏

  • @epictom3423
    @epictom3423 Pƙed 2 lety

    Epic

  • @Kevinx6
    @Kevinx6 Pƙed 2 lety +1

    A snorchestra

  • @the_peacetime_volunteer
    @the_peacetime_volunteer Pƙed 2 lety

    God they’re getting older and it’s making me fucking sad

  • @PredatorChin
    @PredatorChin Pƙed 2 lety

    Haircut time Lewis

  • @joeldanielsson2355
    @joeldanielsson2355 Pƙed 2 lety

    What about an African swallow?

  • @deathgod4722
    @deathgod4722 Pƙed 2 lety

    Directed by Michael bay

  • @Steevie.
    @Steevie. Pƙed 2 lety +1

    Knockers

  • @justme002
    @justme002 Pƙed 2 lety +3

    Grapes/raisins are INCREDIBLY bad for dogs. Don't give them even just one. Just one grape/raisin is considered a dangerous dose for a 10 pound dog. It only takes about 10 to be considered dangerous for a 40 pound dog. Don't give dogs grapes.

  • @Corndog4382
    @Corndog4382 Pƙed 2 lety +1

    Bears aren’t protected and you can indeed hunt them

  • @killjoy5934
    @killjoy5934 Pƙed 2 lety +1

    Who the hell are these two old men and where did Lewis and Simon get off to?

  • @jakoby864
    @jakoby864 Pƙed 2 lety

    Bring back the shadow of Israel rn

  • @Smitty_Werbluntjaegermanjensen

    Can't say I've heard of too many ministers who enjoy sausages but I have heard they're pretty into cocktail weiners

  • @TheRandomshite123
    @TheRandomshite123 Pƙed 2 lety +2

    Goddamn Lewis's hairline worse than simons was when i began watching them

    • @CollboyGamez
      @CollboyGamez Pƙed 2 lety +2

      Everyone has different genetics, also stress and other factors can induce hairloss, it happens to most men eventually

    • @TheRandomshite123
      @TheRandomshite123 Pƙed 2 lety +1

      @@CollboyGamez ye i know, im pointing out that it's been that long, hell i started watching them when i was 11 but I'm now almost 23 with a hairline beginning to recede myself

  • @Pistolsatsean
    @Pistolsatsean Pƙed 2 lety

    Sosig

  • @collinvauk1937
    @collinvauk1937 Pƙed 2 lety

    man if you wanna know what can go through a sausage grinder I have a channel for you. Check out "ordinary sausage" to answer your curiosity

  • @hecticscone
    @hecticscone Pƙed 2 lety

    love hearing englishmen bearsplain when they don't even have bears

  • @fadadapple
    @fadadapple Pƙed 2 lety

    You would’ve thought Simon could afford a hair transplant by now. Like Elon Musk

  • @nolaabroad1514
    @nolaabroad1514 Pƙed 2 lety

    I feel like Simon would really enjoy Ordinary Sausage to see what horrors can be turned into sausage