Simon always looks so handsome when he cuts his hair. Not everyone can rock the buzz-bald look but it really fits his face and makes him look so much younger
I recently shaved my head for the first time (mine was longer than Lewis' but had gone completely on the crown and was thinning rapidly at the front) and I must say I appreciate how well it suits Simon, he's got a great head shape and the buzz cut takes years off him
So the “small town” in the cereal litterer story is actually quite big. It’s in Richmond British Columbia. The Yogscast have actually talked about Richmond before as it has a world famous Costco known for being an absolute nightmare of a place to shop due to the sheer amount of people that go there. Richmond is just south of Vancouver BC and is where the airport is. So Lewis has actually been to Richmond before. So yeah just thought I’d mention it. A bit of Yogscast-Canadian lore for you 🤣
They've also mentioned Richmond and the surrounding area in the Borange episode of the YoGPoD when they were talking about the 'Vancouver Feet' thing that was going on back then
You know what I've got? Asthma. You know what asthma feels like? Like you're breathing through a straw. You know what it doesn't feel like? Like I've been persistently and consistently stabbed in the chest when I do something involving my lungs.
Lewis: "I need a man who only eats Lucky Charms! Me: "OMG, I'D TOTALLY DO THAT" Simon: "His lifes falling apart, his wife left him" Me: "Well fuck. I didn't know P.P was gunna call me out like that today......"
The marshmallow power meeting: "Okay, that's it, done for day - " "One last thing, sir. We need those marshmallow powers." "Don't bring me that crap now. It's already seven." "Sorry, sir, but to get it out in time I need to run it downstairs to - " "Ok! Fine. Let's knock this out. Go." "Star." "What's a good power... uhh.. flight." "Okay. Good. Red balloons?" "Ugh, fine. Umm .. floating." "Okay. Do you want to swap -" "No. We're cranking this out. Go." "Alright. Unicorn." "Unicorn? Who friggin - fine - uh, whatever, brings color to the world. We'll punch some diversity angle on that. Next." "Okay. Rainbow." "--" "Sir?" "You think you're funny?"
Cereal[serial] litterer: Each day a parent carefully packs a ziplock bag of nice healthy cereal for child to eat at school. Child discards bag of cereal in a habitual manner on the way to school most days to avoid having to eat when they get there.
@@nauriironfoot2444 It's expensive in Canada as well, but we often don't compare it to table syrup so it is easier to stomach. We just make it though. Live in a forest of sugar maple, then it only costs some propane and lots of time.
Nice look, Simon!!~ I like your choice on top for a close cut! I'm personally quite partial to a longer, wild looking beard - but Chauncey's looking fiiiiiine~~ Very agreeable indeed~
@Alfred Hadesworth Perhaps they're a long lost Yognaut that's come back to us. @ Louis Young Welcome back friend, You've got a lot to catch up on. There's a lot of Simons PP to see.
I actually love the idea of not having to use milk to have cereal. But I highly doubt this first attempt is anything other then equivalent to Doritos Consume.
As a Canadian, I do confirm that I put maple syrup on everything and in my tea. I have even made maple syrup hot dogs once, very good but a bit too sweet
"Welcome to the salty splatoon, How tough are ya?" "How tough am I? How tough am I? I had a bowl of HoneyStars for breakfast this morning!" "yeah, so?" "Without Milk." "Right this way, sir" o.o
The slander of Honey Stars will not be forgotten. It's really good! Makes your milk taste really sweet as well, if you take your cereal with milk. I'm still in awe at how this man managed to puncture a lung eating cereal without milk - was he actually snorting cereal, and just claiming he was eating it? I eat cereal without milk sometimes but I don't put my nose right up to my cereal and risk inhaling cereal dust or fragments. Also, Malaysia + Singapore in one shared vacation is really common, since Singapore's really small. Many people wouldn't even take a plane, since the road connection (if sometimes inefficient) is accessible.
According to the article about the serial cereal litterer, the concern is that the cereal is poisoned and is being dumped to kill peoples pets/pests/general animals around the neighbourhood. Apparently theres been an increase in dead rats being found around the streets coinciding with the cereal being dumped there. Though I think another commenter is most likely correct, and that someone's kid is yeeting their unwanted midday snack out the window on the way to school.
I'm surprised Simon picked up on the lock thing, I've never unlocked something and consciously thought about the way I'm turning it, let alone someone else.
Being an American and growing up only having TV I, for whatever reason our brains do this, still remember the song for Lucky Charms, despite only having them once (they're terrible imo) "Hearts, stars, horseshoes, clovers, and blue moons... pots of gold and rainbows, and me red balloons!" -.- Fuck me.
I legit have a door where you turn the key anticlockwise to unlock it, and I was really confused when I was younger when I first encountered a door that was unlocked normally.
Canadian. Can confirm I put real maple syrup on just about everything, including making maple milk to drink rather than chocolate milk. Plus I make the syrup myself each spring.
As a Canadian, I eat maple cereal that has maple syrup already on it! I literally eat every maple combination you mentioned, and your idea of a Canadian breakfast can be done only once in a while, not every morning. Maple papers exist and are quite popular here lmao and from what I know, Richmond is a pretty well populated and affluent area and has its fair share of crime. I wouldn't call it a small town lol
There are different types of sugar. Fruit sugar, for example is digested different. Other types of sugar too, like the kind that doesn’t leave your mouth.
No joke I was so pissed off today because my household ran out of milk and I couldn’t eat any cereal and I hadn’t eaten in over 24 hours (Long depression sleep) and then I open CZcams to see this first and foremost
When I was a little kid I thought that milk and oj were the two main drinks, so when we were out of milk I used oj in cereal a few times. I remember it being awful but I kept trying.
Flavored rolling (smoking) papers are absolutely a thing. Unfortunately. Thought I was gonna be rich LOL :P My idea for the cereal litter was some kid was getting the same thing for breakfast to eat on the way to school every morning, hates it so just throws it out instead of eating it every morning.
Im sure the lack of noticable rats in Bristol has something to do with the Seagulls, considering I have a picture I took of one of our massive gulls eating some poor rat.
Simon always looks so handsome when he cuts his hair. Not everyone can rock the buzz-bald look but it really fits his face and makes him look so much younger
Can’t forget Lewis is looking like Fabio with that hair.
yeah he's blessed with a good headshape. the buzz looks really good on him
simpmon
And that smartly trimmed beard too
I recently shaved my head for the first time (mine was longer than Lewis' but had gone completely on the crown and was thinning rapidly at the front) and I must say I appreciate how well it suits Simon, he's got a great head shape and the buzz cut takes years off him
I absolutely love this series. As a mega yogscast fan as a kid, if you'd come to me in 2014 and said this would exist, I would've been ecstatic
Shadow of Israphel (sad face)
Yogpod was great though
@@danlin3d ahhh YOGPODDDD
"Hey, you: kid in 2014: imagine the YogPod, but all about cereal!"
@@Jeff-bb8mp Yep. Hurtling towards 22 and I'm still waiting for more 😩
I like to think the little kiss at 28:15 will sound like Simon kissing Lewis randomly to podcast listeners
So the “small town” in the cereal litterer story is actually quite big. It’s in Richmond British Columbia. The Yogscast have actually talked about Richmond before as it has a world famous Costco known for being an absolute nightmare of a place to shop due to the sheer amount of people that go there.
Richmond is just south of Vancouver BC and is where the airport is. So Lewis has actually been to Richmond before.
So yeah just thought I’d mention it. A bit of Yogscast-Canadian lore for you 🤣
it was definitely weird to hear a story about somewhere near where you live in a PP
They've also mentioned Richmond and the surrounding area in the Borange episode of the YoGPoD when they were talking about the 'Vancouver Feet' thing that was going on back then
You know what I've got? Asthma. You know what asthma feels like? Like you're breathing through a straw. You know what it doesn't feel like? Like I've been persistently and consistently stabbed in the chest when I do something involving my lungs.
16:50 RIP to her Majesty
Lewis: "I need a man who only eats Lucky Charms!
Me: "OMG, I'D TOTALLY DO THAT"
Simon: "His lifes falling apart, his wife left him"
Me: "Well fuck. I didn't know P.P was gunna call me out like that today......"
If simon grew out a moustache he could do a dead on Dr Eggman cosplay
"Unicorn Charm - Brings color to the world"
Someone should get Rythian to eat them to cure him of his colour-blindness.
😓 disappoint
The marshmallow power meeting:
"Okay, that's it, done for day - "
"One last thing, sir. We need those marshmallow powers."
"Don't bring me that crap now. It's already seven."
"Sorry, sir, but to get it out in time I need to run it downstairs to - "
"Ok! Fine. Let's knock this out. Go."
"Star."
"What's a good power... uhh.. flight."
"Okay. Good. Red balloons?"
"Ugh, fine. Umm .. floating."
"Okay. Do you want to swap -"
"No. We're cranking this out. Go."
"Alright. Unicorn."
"Unicorn? Who friggin - fine - uh, whatever, brings color to the world. We'll punch some diversity angle on that. Next."
"Okay. Rainbow."
"--"
"Sir?"
"You think you're funny?"
The guy who punctured their lung deserved it. They sound pompous as hell.
Did you just assume who this person is just by the things they've done? Bad human, bad.
@@redwolfdragonkirangordondj2840 You assume I give a damn, I don’t. Nor do I give a fuck, a shit, a care, or a bother.
Given that they wrote an article about how "unlucky" they are, I would agree
And then ended the article by saying he still eats cereal without milk. So he knows exactly how he’s coming across and reveling in it
Bit harsh, mate
Cereal[serial] litterer:
Each day a parent carefully packs a ziplock bag of nice healthy cereal for child to eat at school. Child discards bag of cereal in a habitual manner on the way to school most days to avoid having to eat when they get there.
Honestly this sounds very likely
Pretty sure my door's lock needs to turn counterclockwise to unlock.
Funny Simon mentions that, but I have actually had maple flavored rolling papers in the past. 🍁🚬
It honestly sounds wonderful, I should do that the next time I buy the devils lettuce
As a Canadian I have put maple syrup on my cereal but only sparingly, that stuff is liquid gold.
So expensive in Tennessee
@@nauriironfoot2444 It's expensive in Canada as well, but we often don't compare it to table syrup so it is easier to stomach. We just make it though. Live in a forest of sugar maple, then it only costs some propane and lots of time.
Nice look, Simon!!~ I like your choice on top for a close cut! I'm personally quite partial to a longer, wild looking beard - but Chauncey's looking fiiiiiine~~ Very agreeable indeed~
PP gang! Also, nice haircut Simon! Looking good 🤙
15:21 pure genius unfolds this is perfect i would buy that
I didn't think I'd see Simon again. I'm so happy to see his face and hear that iconic voice. Also loving the trim man!!
But...he's been on here every friday for ages. And he streams.
@@alfredhadesworth9253 yeah not sure what this dude’s smoking
@@cosroe2 We may be witnessing a time traveler from like 2015, when everyone thought Simon was dead or dying or whatever it was.
@Alfred Hadesworth Perhaps they're a long lost Yognaut that's come back to us.
@
Louis Young Welcome back friend, You've got a lot to catch up on. There's a lot of Simons PP to see.
Bring back Peculiar Purchases!
I actually love the idea of not having to use milk to have cereal. But I highly doubt this first attempt is anything other then equivalent to Doritos Consume.
Lol he wouldn't have punctured his lung if he would just put milk in his cereal like a normal person.
Simon's Australian accent is actually scarily good
I like to think Aussie accents are the easiest ones to imitate.
Not like I have any experience In doing imitations tho lol
@@macmac277 i don't know, i've heard some awful ones
As an Australia, its not the best imitation
@@Meerkat040 yeah nah not the best, but he wasn't trying to do a good imitation, he was being comedic. As Simon is wont to do
@@user-vj3rg2jo9b yeah I found it funny, cracked me up.. It's good for a laugh but it's not what an actual aussie accent sounds like
As a Canadian, I do confirm that I put maple syrup on everything and in my tea. I have even made maple syrup hot dogs once, very good but a bit too sweet
We have maple flavored beans - they are awesome.
Fresh trim Simon 🤌
I love the yogcast pp, even if it has troubling coming each week.
"Welcome to the salty splatoon, How tough are ya?"
"How tough am I? How tough am I? I had a bowl of HoneyStars for breakfast this morning!"
"yeah, so?"
"Without Milk."
"Right this way, sir" o.o
I wish Simon's PP could be longer. I just love this show.
The slander of Honey Stars will not be forgotten. It's really good! Makes your milk taste really sweet as well, if you take your cereal with milk. I'm still in awe at how this man managed to puncture a lung eating cereal without milk - was he actually snorting cereal, and just claiming he was eating it? I eat cereal without milk sometimes but I don't put my nose right up to my cereal and risk inhaling cereal dust or fragments.
Also, Malaysia + Singapore in one shared vacation is really common, since Singapore's really small. Many people wouldn't even take a plane, since the road connection (if sometimes inefficient) is accessible.
According to the article about the serial cereal litterer, the concern is that the cereal is poisoned and is being dumped to kill peoples pets/pests/general animals around the neighbourhood. Apparently theres been an increase in dead rats being found around the streets coinciding with the cereal being dumped there.
Though I think another commenter is most likely correct, and that someone's kid is yeeting their unwanted midday snack out the window on the way to school.
Bam!
Myriad health issues, super rich. Probably need to try marrying someone with a different grandpa.
looking good Simon :)
Can I just say I love the yogscast
I'm surprised Simon picked up on the lock thing, I've never unlocked something and consciously thought about the way I'm turning it, let alone someone else.
Also, just coming back to this, unlocking a door can be both clockwise and counter clockwise, depending on which side of the door you're on.
Simon looks great with a shaved head
"Red balloon, the power to float"
Oh yes. They float.
Simon’s beard and haircut look so good!!
Simon, your haircut looks great! :D You really rock the shaved head look - I love it!
The YogPod was always my favourite content. It’s come full circle.
I have never thought that hard about locks. Mine is apparently backwards.....
Boom pow
Wham!
Bam
@@muffinmanblob5164 An Angory Tom enjoyer, perhaps? Or just a similarly themed sound effect?
@@Jig_up Shit the bed, you're right.
to make an Australian ascent sound right you need to the get energy into it and simon nailed it.
I'm watching from Australia and I eat Nutri Grain for breakfast. Iron man food!
33:04 all I could think was HEART STARS HORSESHOES, CLOVERS AND BLUE MOONS, UNICORNS RAINBOWS AND TASTY RED BALLOONS!
Love this series! I always listen it to sleep, so comfy!
Canadian here - literally making a pot of maple coffee while listening to this 😆
As an Australian, I can confirm we do in fact play Netball against Emus
Simon's haircut is looking good af what a dapper lad
Currently listening to this and have a surgery planned for my collapsed lung next week lol…
Love this as a podcast but I do slightly miss the funny music that used to play in the background in the edited down episodes
Simon's trim looks so nice!
Being an American and growing up only having TV I, for whatever reason our brains do this, still remember the song for Lucky Charms, despite only having them once (they're terrible imo)
"Hearts, stars, horseshoes, clovers, and blue moons... pots of gold and rainbows, and me red balloons!" -.- Fuck me.
Simon looks just like my uncle and lewis looks just like my aunt
And thus it was today I learned that my lock is evidently built to be turned the wrong way
If only there had been some kind of liquid that lad could have put his cereal in so it wasn’t so sharp.
I absolutely turn my house key anticlockwise to unlock my front door.
Pretty sure Tropicana is real orange juice. Maybe they do fake stuff too but my local supermarket just sells the real stuff.
i feel like to puncture the same lung twice so quickly indicates there is some bigger issues at hand
2:58 this is literally that squid game scene lmfao
Hello! Lovely intro, good fun
I legit have a door where you turn the key anticlockwise to unlock it, and I was really confused when I was younger when I first encountered a door that was unlocked normally.
HEARTS, STARS, AND HORSESHOES, CLOVERS AND BLUE MOONS, HOURGLASSES, RAINBOWS, AND TASTEY RED BALOONS!
Bald Simon looks good .. he is now ready to wield the Sword of destiny to his right 🙇🏾 *guitar solo from rock me like a hurricane*
WOOO!
That Aussie dude sounded like he was in a singles ad haha
I love the fact that Lewis sang Tifa's theme as the sad song.
more cereal news plz
The experimental vaccines for anthrax and botulin also lead to gulf war syndrome, but probably also lucky charms
Simon's little kiss followed by the dog's head turning away was so funny 😂 ( couldn't work out how to spell Davith haha )
Just pour a LITTLE bit of it. You don't have to fill up the whole as bowl with milk just to. . . Omgosh 🤦🏽♀️
Canadian. Can confirm I put real maple syrup on just about everything, including making maple milk to drink rather than chocolate milk. Plus I make the syrup myself each spring.
As a Canadian, I eat maple cereal that has maple syrup already on it! I literally eat every maple combination you mentioned, and your idea of a Canadian breakfast can be done only once in a while, not every morning. Maple papers exist and are quite popular here lmao and from what I know, Richmond is a pretty well populated and affluent area and has its fair share of crime. I wouldn't call it a small town lol
Tropicana definitely makes real orange juice, at least in the USA. Maybe they only sell concentrate in the UK though.
There are different types of sugar. Fruit sugar, for example is digested different. Other types of sugar too, like the kind that doesn’t leave your mouth.
“Cereal sdupply” 26:19
My house has door knobs that go either way.
Simon looks good with a shaved head!!
I would buy some Honeydew's Honey Stars. 34:45 I'm sure Rythian wouldn't mind that one.
What do you mean, when do you ever turn the lock anti-clockwise to open it? Every time when you're on the other side of the door?
No joke I was so pissed off today because my household ran out of milk and I couldn’t eat any cereal and I hadn’t eaten in over 24 hours (Long depression sleep) and then I open CZcams to see this first and foremost
yes - I've said for years now Simon should shave his head bald properly and grow his beard even bigger and put dwarfy braid patterns in
16:56 oh dear, that one didn't age quite so well
"Tropicana Crunch. Cereal made for OJ"
Might want to give that one a rethink.
"Cereal for a sunny drive in a white Bronco". much better
When I was a little kid I thought that milk and oj were the two main drinks, so when we were out of milk I used oj in cereal a few times. I remember it being awful but I kept trying.
Flavored rolling (smoking) papers are absolutely a thing. Unfortunately. Thought I was gonna be rich LOL :P My idea for the cereal litter was some kid was getting the same thing for breakfast to eat on the way to school every morning, hates it so just throws it out instead of eating it every morning.
Simon cut is fresh all round
I got a Yale locks advertisement on this video; which was a little trippy, come to find that they talked about them 3 and a half minutes in O_o
2:44 i had a friend in high school who would eat cereal with orange juice because he was lactose intolerant. Grossed me out
Simon looks good with a shaved head 👍🏻
Yes there are maple syrup rolling papers
Simon shaved his head, POG. Best decision I ever made when my hairline was receding
Yeah. Healthy cereal. Yeah.
Im sure the lack of noticable rats in Bristol has something to do with the Seagulls, considering I have a picture I took of one of our massive gulls eating some poor rat.
Simon looks handsome AF with a shaved head 😍
As far as that Jaffa cereal goes I recommend they could produce that.
I bet the first person who drank cows milk was a result of a dare...
Lucky Charms just gives me green poops
Simon you're my unicorn lucky charm. 💕 🦄
Simon's PP would be so much longer if we got the uncut version!
its the food dye in the charms i swear that shit makes me green