Welcome back to "Calculating the average age of Simon's references" 16:05 Shirley Jackson's The Lottery - 1948 16:20 The Hunger Games - 2008 19:50 Matt Damon crypto ad - 2021 There were a few more but none of them were easily dateable, so for this episode the average age is 30 years.
i download the mp3 of peculiar portions and play it through my tv's crappy speakers sounds exactly like the yogpod, i have them both in the playlist, it's surreal listening to simon talk about how many jaffa cake's he can eat in ep 2 of yogpod and talking about the same thing in a recent pp a decade later
@@zebedeetotty Did you also notice a few PP's ago that Simon and Lewis have swapped mindsets on wrapping gifts? They had a discussion in a YoGPoD about Simon wrapping chocolates to which Simon says they're already wrapped. In a new-ish PP, the roles have swapped. I'll have to see if I can find it.
A top ten egg list would have to start with chicken eggs, precisely because it's common and everyone knows them. You always start a top ten with something familiar and relatable to provide a baseline and to prime the reader for the rest.
love how the story of bringing two of every animal and having them fight to find the strongest so a rich guy can fight them is literally part of the story of mann Co from team fortress 2 (pretty sure its mann co, maybe its anothe rbusiness in that universe but its the australium guy)
Well, the article on Hank the Tank dates this video nicely. I know that Hank was framed, there were at least two other bears involved. Which is good news for Hank as now he's not going to be put down!
I love how Simon's first comment about the Hunger Games is about fucking Cake Boy turning himself into a tree, which is also the one thing Tom and Ben bring up from those movies
I'm playing a zombie game while listening to this, so the mic issues kept making me think there was a zombie near bye until I realized when I paused the video to locate it, the noise stopped
Hank the Tank is my spirit animal. I am legitimately sad that no sanctuaries are willing to take him in. He's just a fat bear trying to live life in this dog-eat-dog world.
You know, I go through phases of who I watch on youtube, circulating and whatnot. After like literally half my life spent watching these guys, I still somehow ALWAYS forget just how fucking incredibly awkward Lewis is
I wonder if Hank would eat the prisoners without seasoning? I imagine he's got a particular taste and that some prisoners could use some salt. Perhaps they would need to be prepped beforehand and rolled around in batter or seasoning
What I find interesting, is that a 500lb bear is considered a large bear, one of the largest and most deadly animals on the planet, and that there exists several people that are the same weight
@@praharin I know, the average weight of a black bear is about 300lbs, so Hank is a large bear for his species, but is like half that of a grizzley or polar bear. What matters is that there are numerous people that are the same or higher weight
23:33 They took off their clothes, filled the clothes with bed sheets, pretended to be sick, knocked out the guard who tried to check on them, put on the guard's clothes, then hopped out of the billionaire's secret prison in disguise. Obviously.
So.. Simon is stil fucking hilarious. Every Time. I wish he was more involved with the main channel. On that note, I would very much enjoy another terrible rendition of an established story for Jingle Jam this year, a-la the nativity and star wars previously. And, the Hank the tank story made me wish this podcast would do a crossover episode with Cox n Crendor... since Jesse is basically American Simon, and vice versa. Also, Jesse gets mentioned on rare occasion by Lewis, but Monster Prom has never been in the Jingle Jam Bundle. Also: editor, that image of the monkey licking the other monkey's nipple cracked me up so much. And it stayed up for sooo long XD
It would be so funny if like 12 years from now, we discover that monkeys understand everything we say, they become a part of our society and this video becomes suuuuuper offensive xdddd
Check their views, regular main channel content gets over double the views of Peculiar Portions. It's been almost a guarantee since it began that they would stop sooner rather than later.
@@thefinal9923 Lewis and Simon’s chemistry was what brought me to the channel, and it was the last thing keeping me here. I hope it has a spiritual successor of some sort
@@Boogert22 Agreed, as somebody who has been watching since Survival Island began, they are the heart of it. Admittedly though, Lewis' chaotic energy is keeping me entertained. Really sad he hasn't been in main channel stuff for a bit.
Welcome back to "Calculating the average age of Simon's references"
16:05 Shirley Jackson's The Lottery - 1948
16:20 The Hunger Games - 2008
19:50 Matt Damon crypto ad - 2021
There were a few more but none of them were easily dateable, so for this episode the average age is 30 years.
You do gods work friend
Thank you for your service! :D
*Hank The Tank was framed.*
There was actually an entire gang of other bears framing him. Look it up.
likely story coming from the Lame Stream Bear Media
HOLY SHIT
“No, it’s just in my mind” Is a perfect summary of Lewis half of this entire series
Spotify apologised for lewis' mic issues, however I liked them! It made the episode feel like an episode of the YoGPoD
Spotify also put ads on all the YoGPoDs so I'm not entirely sure they're the best authority on this stuff.
i download the mp3 of peculiar portions and play it through my tv's crappy speakers sounds exactly like the yogpod, i have them both in the playlist, it's surreal listening to simon talk about how many jaffa cake's he can eat in ep 2 of yogpod and talking about the same thing in a recent pp a decade later
@@zebedeetotty Did you also notice a few PP's ago that Simon and Lewis have swapped mindsets on wrapping gifts? They had a discussion in a YoGPoD about Simon wrapping chocolates to which Simon says they're already wrapped. In a new-ish PP, the roles have swapped. I'll have to see if I can find it.
@@SmokeyEdits it's safe to say your dave and have the balls
For those who haven't heard, Hank the Tank has been exonerated with DNA evidence.
He was framed!
IT'S ACTUALLY REAL, WHAT
Wasn't it found that there were several "Hank the Tanks?"
Fun fact: my grandfather played the drums for Marvin gaye during his premier performance of What's Going On.
The way Simon says “Cadbury’s creme egg” reminds me of Brian Butterfield from the Peter Serafinowicz Show, all the way back in 2009…
A top ten egg list would have to start with chicken eggs, precisely because it's common and everyone knows them.
You always start a top ten with something familiar and relatable to provide a baseline and to prime the reader for the rest.
Besides, chicken eggs are the best in some ways. They're cheap and widely available, to start.
I'm an American, and I can confirm that most of our dilemmas are in the form of
"Use gun on X"
or
"Give up"
love how the story of bringing two of every animal and having them fight to find the strongest so a rich guy can fight them is literally part of the story of mann Co from team fortress 2 (pretty sure its mann co, maybe its anothe rbusiness in that universe but its the australium guy)
That’s basically the plot of The Deadliest Game
"It's like batman"
Gives an explanations that does nothing to explain why it's like batman haha
Well, the article on Hank the Tank dates this video nicely. I know that Hank was framed, there were at least two other bears involved. Which is good news for Hank as now he's not going to be put down!
Lewis: "Let's say he's [Jeff Bezos] one of the good ones."
Simon's face says everything I would want to say in retort.
Technically
Such a great way to enjoy my coffee in the morning, You guys are amazing :)
I love how Simon's first comment about the Hunger Games is about fucking Cake Boy turning himself into a tree, which is also the one thing Tom and Ben bring up from those movies
Thanks, Simon, the idea of a 500lb seagull is exactly the kind of thing I needed before I took a short nap. I'll never sleep again! :|
At first glance, I thought this said *Zoey* hired Marvin Gaye impersonator to breed..."
I think they missed the part of Hank's story where he skipped hibernation because of a surplus of food in people's houses
I literally zoned out for two seconds and now there’s Kangaroos in Denmark ? What ?!
I'm playing a zombie game while listening to this, so the mic issues kept making me think there was a zombie near bye until I realized when I paused the video to locate it, the noise stopped
Love this podcast so much, keep them coming lads
My alexa is now playing sexy music thanks lewis xD
kangaroo escapes are fairly common in Germany, quite a few farmers own them…
That butterfield impression is perfect
2:00 poking fun at the CZcams overlords. This is why I love you fellas
The mic issues need to be kept into the future. The toaster mic comeback has added a huge amount to the podcast feels.
NOOO
Hank the Tank is my spirit animal. I am legitimately sad that no sanctuaries are willing to take him in. He's just a fat bear trying to live life in this dog-eat-dog world.
Louis that's a huge flex the 6 to $7,000 necklace. it's solid gold 24k
Why do I feel as if Lewis and Simon have a similar chemistry to Tom and Ben?... Maybe that's why I love watching their livestreams...
I can't believe they missed the very obvious joke of an anti-tank gun at 21:12 lol
You know, I go through phases of who I watch on youtube, circulating and whatnot. After like literally half my life spent watching these guys, I still somehow ALWAYS forget just how fucking incredibly awkward Lewis is
25:25 they literally just described Saxton Hale
3:46 These are some good tips, I'm writing this down.
Looking forward to next week's Egg News.
> March 25, 2022
WHAT
Here after this was uploaded six seconds ago and wow that video title is something
I wonder if Hank would eat the prisoners without seasoning? I imagine he's got a particular taste and that some prisoners could use some salt. Perhaps they would need to be prepped beforehand and rolled around in batter or seasoning
Love the Canadian tuxedo.
Came back to this channel after a several year break and while god to see Simon again the fact they're both greying completely took me off guard
That Shirley Jackson reference 👌
What I find interesting, is that a 500lb bear is considered a large bear, one of the largest and most deadly animals on the planet, and that there exists several people that are the same weight
Hank is a black bear, which are the smallest of bears in North America.
@@praharin I know, the average weight of a black bear is about 300lbs, so Hank is a large bear for his species, but is like half that of a grizzley or polar bear. What matters is that there are numerous people that are the same or higher weight
wasnt it confirmed hank the tank was multiple bears
Well this episode started strong 😂😂
I pray every night that someone will sit Lewis down, look him in the eyes, and ask him what in the fuck he's wearing
“It’s quite flat, Idaho” as I’m looking over the canyon I live near, I respectfully have to disagree 🤣
6:03 that picture, in this context, I need to know what is going on.
Hank the Tank eats Kid, I'm waiting for that headline
19:10 So a modern day RANCOR PIT then lol
really curious now what alexa interprets as sexy music
Actually you shouldn't take Daff on a plane as an armrest because of what is stored up his backside.
23:33 They took off their clothes, filled the clothes with bed sheets, pretended to be sick, knocked out the guard who tried to check on them, put on the guard's clothes, then hopped out of the billionaire's secret prison in disguise. Obviously.
Hank the Tank was proven not guilty a few days ago!
It's CREHM egg, thank you
So.. Simon is stil fucking hilarious. Every Time.
I wish he was more involved with the main channel.
On that note, I would very much enjoy another terrible rendition of an established story for Jingle Jam this year, a-la the nativity and star wars previously.
And, the Hank the tank story made me wish this podcast would do a crossover episode with Cox n Crendor... since Jesse is basically American Simon, and vice versa.
Also, Jesse gets mentioned on rare occasion by Lewis, but Monster Prom has never been in the Jingle Jam Bundle.
Also: editor, that image of the monkey licking the other monkey's nipple cracked me up so much. And it stayed up for sooo long XD
Fucking hell guys, I'm in tears...
10:00-10:22 the main food groups.
Hank the Tank is the only enemy Gilear Faeth could defeat
I'd stop having babies as well if I thought that someone was going to take them. 🐒
I appreciate the photo of the elephant just in case people don't know what they look like hahaah
"Jeff is one of the good ones..."
Uhh... Jeff Bezos? Yeah... no.
Tenda would be number two I think. But yeah, you can't beat an ostrich egg.
Not like a Tenda anyway. You can probably still whisk it.
Really can't wait for egg news to see if the mammoth birds egg made the cut?
The best podcast
Who should we tie to the rock?
BEEP
I Love Democracy.
Everybody vote Zylus
Yogs love the ok sign
I'm kind of amazed that a bear can break into dozens of homes in the US without getting shot lol.
Every week I finish one of these and never have a clue about what is being said
the audio has been really bad for the last few episodes hope it can get fixed soon
Can't believe we're listening to this Hank the Tank slander !!!!! He was framed !!!!
Lewis has evolved into Russel Brand
Egg News, with special guest Becky
One thing I never understood is HOW DOES THE PERSON BEHIND THE CAMERA NOT LAUGH. WHAT IS THIS SORCERY? EXPLAIN PLEASE!
they do laugh pretty frequently in older episodes
Is it weird that I read the title as Zoe hits Marvin Gaye?
Can we get in Becky as a special guest for Egg News?
Big Bank Hank he's the man
Audio quality issues in the last two episodes fyi
Like chicken skin, thank you for that Lewis.
It would be so funny if like 12 years from now, we discover that monkeys understand everything we say, they become a part of our society and this video becomes suuuuuper offensive xdddd
the entire bit with the monkeys is just a "are the heteros ok"
6:05 I'm sorry, but wtf is that picture?!
Wowza what a title
I dunno, I would have thought Barry White would get animals in the mood better.
Its been days since a new eppesode has come out. im having withdrawal
Check their views, regular main channel content gets over double the views of Peculiar Portions. It's been almost a guarantee since it began that they would stop sooner rather than later.
@@thefinal9923 Lewis and Simon’s chemistry was what brought me to the channel, and it was the last thing keeping me here. I hope it has a spiritual successor of some sort
@@Boogert22 Agreed, as somebody who has been watching since Survival Island began, they are the heart of it.
Admittedly though, Lewis' chaotic energy is keeping me entertained. Really sad he hasn't been in main channel stuff for a bit.
@@thefinal9923 Been dreading the day they stop PP. This is the best of the Yogscast to me.
@@PhattyBolger I stand corrected! Happy PP day to you and everyone in the replies :)
Lewis world: bear eat kid = more visitors.
Real world: R.I.P. Harambe.
Peoples home are full of pringles
OMG ITS THE BEAR FROM OVER THE HEDGE!!!! 🤣🤣🤣
Is something off with Lewis' mic this time?
Eggs!
Epic
what's with lewis' mic quality
Im literally sitting here eating a lamb rogan josh
Yeah shooting a bear doesn’t end well typically.
The 'ate a kid' line didn't age well...
WOOO!
Spicy Monke
I hate the way Lewis says Bezos
Index finger.
I actually Like the longer pepees more
10
haha, Gaye
#1. Kinder Egg
I say keep the bad mics take away the video part and put some sort of British flag inspired logo over the audio only? Maybe ?
Or drawings in MS Paint by a Swedish guy called Fred.
Run a fucking noise remover if you're going to boost the fuck outta the gain. Respectfully, love the show