Asparagus psychic makes 2022 predictions - Peculiar Portions Podcast #39
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Asparagus psychic makes 2022 predictions - Peculiar Portions Podcast #39
0:00 Asparagus psychic makes 2022 predictions
14:31 Big potato statue cut down by vandals
22:52 Doug the mutant spud
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The camera work during the potato argument was amazing!
I could not agree more!
All I could see there was the american chopper argument meme. It was perfect.
I love that Simon hasn't changed at all really. Then there is Lewis, who has turned into some kind of 1970s hippie.
Lewlew has definitely gone through some stages throughout the years. It was a bit touch and go when Simon initially went on hiatus way back, but he seems a lot more laid back now :)
'Tense times will continue on the international front but conflicts will be avoided.'
It just goes to show, even an Asparamancer can get things wrong.
No… it can’t be…
This asparagus spells SEX ARSE!
I WANTED TO HEAR LEWIS SAY THAT SO BAD
The scrolls fortold of their return
The damn camera work when they argue about the potato was hilarious!
Never thought I would watch Simon and Lewis argue about asparagus love it
16:32 the rapid escalation of the potato argument absolutely killed me LMFAOOO
oh my lord, the camera work during their potato argument was TOO GOOD
That was some quality The Thick Of It camerawork, Tom.
My only knowledge of Mystic Meg is that damned games night with Trott
IMMEDIATELY what my mind went to, with Trott looking cross-eyed and crazy.
The shoutout to Geestar further solidifying Simon's place as the comedy king of the Yogscast. Compilation-worthy
I love how you upload this on all other platforms a day before!! It’s really nice to listen in then watch the next day if I have nothing better to do! Thank you PP! It’s massive!
PP says you're welcome *wink wink*
I love the background giggles. I feel it adds to the segment.
I like that most of us probably have more YoGPoD knowledge than Simon and Lewis
I've seen videos where the editor added his two cents, and every time it happens I think "Lewis never found out that was in there". Last time I saw someone on camera find that out it was on Duncan's recent Eco series, and he only found out because Boba watched BestBitsWeekly and was laughing about it the next day.
@@WildBluntHickoksweet potato, or yam, false broomrape etc etc
Love that the most heated debate they've had on their PP has been about a potato statue/replica
You guys still have such the best natural chemistry. I'm glad you're still making content together. It's very funny!
Old lady lewis can get away with so much more than normal lewis
Can't believe those vandals cut down a statue of Geestar games
Please never stop doing these, they always light up my day
Y’all made my childhood great glad to see you guys are still doing so well love you guys
When I first saw this video show up on my feed, I was skeptical. How, I asked myself, would they fit 2022 predictions into a video that was just under 35 minutes in length? Rushing to my calculator, I did the math. That would be one prediction every four minutes. Then I actually used the calculator. It gave the answer of one prediction every one-point-zero-three seconds. Despite it being a far more accurate result, it merely intensified my concern that such a feat would be impossible.
That being said, I chose to watch the video anyway. After all, when have the Yogscast ever disappointed? It’s not like they ever Kickstarted a game and never released it, nor did they create an incredibly popular web-series only to leave it unfinished. No. The Yogscast brand is synonymous with commitment. And so I clicked play.
Needless to say, I was disappointed when I was given no more than a couple of dozen predictions. I expect better from the Yogscast, and never thought they would resort to clickbait in order to get views. I can only hope they release the remaining predictions over a one hundred episode series, as nothing less will restore my faith in them.
Brilliant
how many predictions do you think there should be?
@@jakesummers1174 2,022 obviously. It says it there in the title.
This is the best Yelp review I've ever read. I give it 5.5 stars.
@@knitterknerd this is the best review of a yelp review ive ever read. 10.9/11 stars.
"Imagine every fluid in her smells like Asparagus"
Thanks for that Simon..
This was genuinely joyful.
I have been watching these 2 for as long as I can remember. I was 6 years old have now graduated high school and am 18 with a job. 12 years I have watched these 2 and they haven’t changed a bit
This is how i get my news and i have no other outside influences... it sounds great out there!
Haven't watched Yogscast in years. I missed Simon
Boris didn't age quite so well
Only three things in life are guaranteed: Death, taxes and Simon wearing a Ghost shirt.
15:34 that water crank laugh is still great
What is that Y after your name
@@Evitaschannel people who become members of the channel can also get access to additional things for their name, similar to Twitch
"We can't start with casual weirdness." Not even 10 seconds in and this is gold.
There isnt much that makes me happier than watching good ole Simon and Lewis bants
I can’t get enough of Simons PP
I love seeing Simon
Shaky cam during potato argument is legendary
The camera work during the potato argument 😂
"lets not start with casual weirdness"
But thats what we're all here for, lewis!
Never stop making these.
Fingers crossed, yes Simon!
honestly if y’all uploaded 5 of these a day i would watch all of them
I would love if you guys released these everyday
I'm sorry the potato bit killed me I really laughed so hard thank you
Ah yes, I can read the asperagus on the floor. It says "shadow of israph". There might be more, but it's off-screen. Too bad, I guess we'll never know what the asperagus were trying to tell us...
5:20 As Simon once said, "When I grow up, I want to be a potato", and this very moment he realizes that he has finally grown up to be what he aspired to be... Or perhaps, not what he wants to be anymore!
"The price of getting what you want is getting what you once wanted"
A wise man once said,
"To be forewarned is to be four armed." and "Information is the most powerful drug."
"But what is it a replica of?"
"A potato." By joe. he's got it!
"Shout out to GeeStarGames." LOL! Gee needs to see that. Also the camera work durng that potato argument was GODLY! LMAOOOOO
I love that Lewis the honey roasted parsnip is not even a vegan veg recipie.
@@theodoreroosevelt1168 Honey is an animal product, thus not vegan.
@@theodoreroosevelt1168 honey
@@theodoreroosevelt1168 you don't think bees make the honey? That's like saying milk is made of grass. The cows produce the milk. The bees produce the honey.
@@theodoreroosevelt1168 Honey is produced by bees, making it an animal product. It all comes down to the fact that the bees are "exploited" to create honey.
If goats somehow were able to make jam out of berries, then us farming them for their jam would make it non-vegan even though it's not made out of the animal itself.
@@leetri They aren't exploited, though. Bees make way more honey than they need, and beekeepers never take all the honey away from them. Which is why honey is fine for vegans.
Lewis is aging like a fine wine. Despite the grey streak in his slick back ponytail, Lewis has some damn nice hair for an old man
He DOES have nice hair for an old man. Shame he's not even 40 yet.
So glad we get to know the canon yog vegsonas
That looks exactly like one of the potatoes I cut up for my stew a few days ago, seems pretty normal to me.
The long one not that mutant one.
I like how my phone still shows an early thumbnail of this video, that's Lewis with half closed eyes.
There has got to be an SCP about "Doug".
The cabbage one is a real thing. You have to rip off a leaf and she'll read it/burn it.
Another pp blessing from m'lord
Asparamancy is the work of the devil! Oniomancy, reading the layers is legit, picklemancy is right out.... We won't even talk about brocomancy...
Doug got the full effects of the curse of the abyss
The Bristol Pusher and the Cyprus Potato Chopper may be in cahoots.
I'm surprised there was no "he was.... DOUG up..."
Naughtily good hahaha
Damn, that Boris prediction was too real 😳
New Zealand being the "Canada of Australia" is incredibly accurate.
"4 out of my 5-a-day" was such a good joke
Nothing wrong with a bit of cas weirdness 😁 Lewis you have a kimono and blue jeans on... have you ever worn geta?
Just teasing ☺️
I see a new Peculiar Portion. I drop everything and click.
Lewis' eyes are so pretty
WOOOO!
fun fact i had a two week road trip with my parents when i was like 12-13? something like that and pretty much all i had saved to my ipod was all the episodes of the yogpod so i can now quote many iconic yogpod bits... no one ever knows what the fuck im on about tho :(
Asparomancy, a good way to come up with a logo if you have a black metal band
Kumara = Sweet Potato
but there's also plenty of regular potatos grown here
Simon's "guys, guys, guys" was pretty accurate.
I give this video a 4 out of 5 a day. So fresh.
It's true! I mean most veg does com directly from the ground but if you drop any and wash it for some reason that's frowned upon....wtf?
*"WhAT DOES IT MEAANAAAAH"*
14:33 I wonder if this counts as one of those 'shocking celebrity deaths' predicted by the asparagus lady...
love the drama about a damn potato statue, never change guys
5:22 It all came full circle, the derpy squid finally grew up
False Broomrape, Brown Ring of Roots... Classic YoGPoD reference
well since 2022 is nearing the end i think the lady was 75-90% correct, with bad news in royal family; Boris staying in office for several more votings before giving up but nr. 10 was miles off
Missed opportunity to say "BEANS! What does that mean? Beans means Heinz!"
Is that last weeks description? lol
Perfect :D
Simon has an impressive memory to remember the potato thing
Its that monster from Basket Case!
There's the PP
To be fair to the replica potato, potatoes can vary in size and shape quite a bit... :)
Kiwis friendlier than aussies? Good one
MY favorite part was simon trying to do the math for kilo/lbs and getting it way off when the answer was right there
This was some peculiar produce
"Please be good to your furry friends" Can be interpreted in two very different ways out of context.
Please be kind to both kind of furry friends UwU
The Simon of a few years ago would have absolutely commented on that.
I interpreted it as "Don't automatically assume the tail of the costume is a buttplug. Half of the time they're not."
That statue of the "potato" kind of offends me too.
Gardening chat with Lewis.
It is true that everybody in the west country has at least met each other.
Asparagus Psychic, and its on LadBible, must be legit
Doug's really out there looking like the mutant babies from The Forest
Lady is crazy Canada is going to win the World Cup you are right on what I said Canada!
some anti-abortion person is gonna put filters over that picture of the giant potato and post it on facebook like "this is a human life, share if you think murder is bad"
Potatoes are nightshade family!
Lewis not remembering the Yogpod, Sadge
Fun fact: You can't inherit any traits from your aunt, unless your family tree is growing inwards... which would explain the believe in asparamancy...
Asparamancy works in asparamysterious ways
2:05 Thats his disagreement squeak.
Simon demands potato vandals be strung up by their thumbs
I’m all about 5 episodes a day