The house with a shark stuck in its roof - Peculiar Portions Podcast #42

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    The house with a shark stuck in its roof - Peculiar Portions Podcast #42
    0:00 THE HOUSE WITH A SHARK IN ITS ROOF
    13:24 SEA SNAKES ‘ATTACKING’ DIVERS ARE JUST TRYING TO GET LAID, SCIENTISTS SAY
    21:15 WOMAN SPOTS 4FT-LONG CROCODILE IN BACK GARDEN IN YORKSHIRE
    28:26 MAN DISCOVERS WOMAN HE MATCHED WITH
    ON TINDER WAS HIS DOG’S PREVIOUS OWNER
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Komentáře • 144

  • @Saintballer420
    @Saintballer420 Před 2 lety +170

    The only people Lewis is keeping up with in the world of celebrities are the Chuckle Brothers, Stephen Fry and the Queen 😂 that explains it all

    • @EdinMike
      @EdinMike Před 2 lety +5

      RIP Paul… or was it Barry ?!

    • @fenryrtheshaman
      @fenryrtheshaman Před 2 lety +1

      how could u leave out the oxford talking about lewis talking about oxford? I thought you meant stephen fry and the queen are the chuckle brothers.

    • @Saintballer420
      @Saintballer420 Před 2 lety +3

      @@fenryrtheshaman how could you think the Chuckle Brothers are the queen and Stephen Fry, that is even more preposterous than my grammar mistake

  • @raychanta3573
    @raychanta3573 Před 2 lety +18

    The "River Bris" joke was such a great subtle joke that got completely glossed over. Just letting you know I appreciated it :)

  • @DefinitelyEllie
    @DefinitelyEllie Před 2 lety +67

    Lewis and Simon are literally just like an old married couple. They remind me so much of my Uncle and his partner.

  • @EvanDoesGood
    @EvanDoesGood Před 2 lety +108

    I need a "Simon and Lewis Impromptu Roleplaying" Compilation

  • @jsavin
    @jsavin Před 2 lety +8

    I am just so happy they are doing this show. We first found the Yogpod when my daughter was young, and then into Minecraft. I used to watch the Minecraft videos with her, just to make sure they were okay for young children, and found myself as entertained as she was. During the period when they were apart, i re listened tonall the old ones with her. Every Halloween we would listen to the Spacktacular Halloween episodes. One year we made a Yule goat. And now Simon and Lewis are back together and I couldnt be happier. They have amazing chemistry, they are funny, and Very intelligent as well. Great job guys, thank you so much!!

  • @MrRighto
    @MrRighto Před 2 lety +17

    I bet that start part with Simon pretending to almost hit Lewis translated really well into the audio-only podcast

  • @epiclexi1234
    @epiclexi1234 Před 2 lety +72

    the fact they know absolutely nothing about snakes😭😂 but what about all the snake news you've done!?😂 for those who don't know: snakes have eggs AND live babies! To reproduce snakes "lock tails", the male often lays on top of the female as most snakes have sexual dimorphism, females tend to be larger than males! they basically cuddle and lock tails!

    • @cameronwilsey9334
      @cameronwilsey9334 Před 2 lety +12

      And they use their tongues to smell their surroundings rather than their noses. Also most snakes can't eat an adult human period, and they don't want to waste venom (if they have it) on something they can't eat. So as long as you don't do something to actively threaten a snake it should leave you alone as well.

    • @epiclexi1234
      @epiclexi1234 Před 2 lety +11

      @@cameronwilsey9334 I'm an avid snake keeper, snakes use a variety of things to sense their surroundings including their pits/vents/what some people think are nostrils lol and yes! snakes aren't aggressive they are defensive! thank you for helping educate the world on snakes they are amazing creatures!

    • @La_sagne
      @La_sagne Před 2 lety +3

      can you really call it laying on top if laying is all they do all day

    • @epiclexi1234
      @epiclexi1234 Před 2 lety +3

      @@La_sagne this is a good point although some snakes (arboreal) hang from foliage/trees like wet noodles, as opposed to laying on the ground like... a wet noodle. anyway, perhaps we could say "often the male snake will exist/flop on the female snake's back to lock tails" 😂👍

    • @greytiger1
      @greytiger1 Před 2 lety

      I know I’m late as I’m working through these but thank you for this comment 😂 every reptile story they have done I’ve been shouting at the screen lol!

  • @jonasquinn7977
    @jonasquinn7977 Před 2 lety +22

    The real reason Lewis has been pushing people into the canal is to feed his pet crocodile

    • @xSuperiorManx
      @xSuperiorManx Před 2 lety

      But first the victims had to "entertain" his pet sea snakes.

  • @capulcinka
    @capulcinka Před 2 lety +14

    Now we know where Ben's number 1 fan lives 😂

  • @dl6216
    @dl6216 Před 2 lety +4

    lewis dressed like The last Samurai lol

  • @lanapagnier8998
    @lanapagnier8998 Před 2 lety +11

    The shark is a great landmark! I'm pretty sure it was an anti nuclear weapons thing because it looks a peace sign from above and also like a missile

  • @nickdziura7373
    @nickdziura7373 Před 2 lety +83

    Is Simon adding a new colour to his beard every week?

  • @some_condiment
    @some_condiment Před 2 lety +17

    Simon and Lewis talking about snake penises absolutely made my day. E621 thanks you for this amazing commentary on animal genitalia.

  • @sumpop420
    @sumpop420 Před 2 lety +24

    As a resident of Oxford I can say 2 things, we don't sound like we are from Yorkshire in the slightest, and Bill was a very decent chap!
    Also doesn't Spiff live close to the shark, pretty sure he could imput into this?

  • @CthulhuianBunny
    @CthulhuianBunny Před 2 lety +13

    Are neither of them noticing the huge windows in that bathroom? Everyone could see you taking a shower and/or shit!

    • @klaxoncow
      @klaxoncow Před 2 lety +5

      Yeah, when Simon said "wait a minute", I thought he was going to point out that you could totally watch someone taking a shit, when the toilet is right next to a big window (sure, it's a slightly frosted window but it's not very good, and you could totally still make out what's going on).
      But, no, he was worried that your thigh might be restricted by the shower, whilst taking said shit.

    • @niatscreations4913
      @niatscreations4913 Před rokem

      Yeah but the shark would distract you from peeping through the window

  • @llamawaffles5559
    @llamawaffles5559 Před 2 lety +4

    Actually quite impressed with Simon's not-bs stab at quantum chemistry

  • @callisto3828
    @callisto3828 Před 2 lety +10

    YO I live near the shark house its a legendary local landmark

  • @alvpyrola
    @alvpyrola Před 2 lety +6

    "The house has now been featured on a potential list of additions to the Oxford Heritage Asset Register, much to the frustration of Magnus."
    "However, Magnus is adamant his house is not added to the list, as he fears it will be a 'stepping stone' towards getting listed on a national basis, which would result in more planning controls."
    I don't think Magnus wanted the house listed..

  • @ZandorClegane
    @ZandorClegane Před 2 lety +1

    New members only video, Lewis gets his temporal lobe reset.

  • @xSKlPS
    @xSKlPS Před 2 lety +1

    Simon and Lewis together are just the absolute best

  • @69horace69
    @69horace69 Před 2 lety +6

    Is quantum a chemical?
    Quantum chemistry is a branch of theoretical chemistry, which applies quantum mechanics and quantum field theory to address issues and problems in chemistry. The description of the electronic behaviour of atoms and molecules as pertaining to their reactivity is one of the applications of quantum chemistry.

    • @WildBluntHickok
      @WildBluntHickok Před 2 lety

      I was wondering about that, thinking "surely chemistry only applies at the levels where it's matter, not the pieces of energy that the pieces of energy matter is made from are made from". But if it works it works.

  • @spookygoost3620
    @spookygoost3620 Před rokem

    I love how they grab a drink at the same exact time

  • @FlowerGuy32
    @FlowerGuy32 Před 2 lety

    More Please! I Love These!

  • @Gabriel_OGDC
    @Gabriel_OGDC Před 2 lety +3

    Hah, my university halls were nearby that shark, used to walk past it whenever I went shopping

  • @sepiaorpheus6427
    @sepiaorpheus6427 Před 2 lety

    Been a while since I watched the yogscast. started watching them when i was 12 or so with shadow of isrophel. i'm 21 now and figured i would check in and see how what they are doing. its crazy to look back and see how much time has gone by and how they are still going, still just having fun, and have stayed friends after all this time, and didnt let the business side destroy their time together, mostly...

  • @xRandomSarahx
    @xRandomSarahx Před 2 lety +3

    I feel like Lewis must have nightmares of the images he's shown during these recordings 😂

  • @maddog2314
    @maddog2314 Před 2 lety +1

    Oh I can speak to the quantum chemist part. He most likely does calculations on the computer lol

  • @Kicksticks
    @Kicksticks Před 2 lety +2

    Can you guy please flip the sorting of the playlist so it isnt going backwards in release order

  • @yourearsaregreen
    @yourearsaregreen Před 2 lety +3

    i just like watching them flirt

  • @Sepppppuku
    @Sepppppuku Před 2 lety

    Love this so much

  • @MrJamesbondo07
    @MrJamesbondo07 Před 2 lety +2

    it almost makes more sense that a fibre glass shark got whipped up by the wind and embedded in the roof then was made a permanent fixture rather than someone one day woke up and decided to put a shark in the roof

  • @HebaruSan
    @HebaruSan Před 2 lety +13

    Ahh the part of the video where Simon goes googling for animal genitals

  • @keef5543
    @keef5543 Před 2 lety +2

    See that shark every time I go to my local

  • @Danneleet
    @Danneleet Před 2 lety +1

    Simons fish face is the same face my kid does the exact moment the feeding bottle touchen his mouth. Its so cute!

  • @capulcinka
    @capulcinka Před rokem

    in a city where i used to live they installed a metal xenomorph on a rooftop of historical building...it also annoyed many people but luckily it is still there and it looks amazing!

  • @wishbone4038
    @wishbone4038 Před 2 lety +4

    Im a quantum chemist, i am simultaneously making meth and not making meth depending on whose asking

    • @netyr4554
      @netyr4554 Před 2 lety

      Schrodinger's ket

    • @theheadingtonshark
      @theheadingtonshark Před rokem

      When observed by law enforcement the wavefunction of the line collapses to be 100% sugar.

  • @NickNoobles
    @NickNoobles Před 2 lety

    I actually saw that shark house when I visited Oxford and had many questions about it, and I'm not even from England.

  • @Relyx
    @Relyx Před 2 lety

    Anyone else reminded of Karl Pilkington's review of Petra when Simon was saying it's better to live opposite the shark house?

  • @sammy3212321
    @sammy3212321 Před 2 lety

    This reminds me of the Sharks! debacle that CGP Grey covered a while back, involving even more shark statues on buildings and in the nearby canal

  • @guardiangarasu
    @guardiangarasu Před 2 lety +1

    32:22 Thats exactly why my fiancée matched with me. She loved the pics I posted with my dog, and now we're engaged.

  • @MrMegaPussyPlayer
    @MrMegaPussyPlayer Před 2 lety

    25:55 Never had one with predictive text. Only with normal T9. My landline still uses that.
    Hey, I'm German! We barely graduated from smoke signals! (Government mostly runs on FAX, just phased out telex)

  • @birdbread
    @birdbread Před 2 lety

    Seeing a yogs vid about the area I live is a weird feeling!

  • @ryankunst668
    @ryankunst668 Před 2 lety +1

    "what was his job, the guy who had the shark installed?"
    Obviously he was a quantum marine biologist.

  • @marsteller1658
    @marsteller1658 Před 2 lety

    Got road head to this podcast. 10/10😂😂

  • @MrMegaPussyPlayer
    @MrMegaPussyPlayer Před 2 lety

    28:59 That opens up all kinds of unpleasant questions.

  • @bk8230
    @bk8230 Před 2 lety

    I am here, because I used to watch the minecraft videos. And was curious what they are up to after many many years. They are still going. Congrats.

  • @D44RK_Iced_Yogs
    @D44RK_Iced_Yogs Před 2 lety +2

    I always love listening to this podcast

  • @ODST_Republic
    @ODST_Republic Před 2 lety +1

    13:02 I actually live in a town with a gas station that has a alien space ship crashed into it as a design and there are alien mannequins as well

  • @thetokutickler
    @thetokutickler Před 2 lety +3

    I'm ashamed to admit I learned that snakes have two penises by browsing Fur Affinity.

  • @EdinMike
    @EdinMike Před 2 lety +22

    Lewis, you can absolutely make any alterations to a “listed” building. Fuck me you can demolish them if you want ! It all depends on a yes or no from your council. You could demolish a whole interior of a listed building if you keep the facade ! It’s all down to dumb codes which I hate… can you tell I work in the fucking building surveying industry!!!!

  • @cranberrycannoli3537
    @cranberrycannoli3537 Před 2 lety

    I love simons beard because it makes him look like a calico cat

  • @100Peterll
    @100Peterll Před 2 lety

    Chris Croc from Hat Films? damn

  • @337amm
    @337amm Před 2 lety +1

    Anyone else wanting to see an animated show of crazy situations voiced by the yogscast now?

  • @travishimebaugh8381
    @travishimebaugh8381 Před 2 lety +3

    The House With The Shark In Its Roof, starring Jack Black

  • @bleachit42
    @bleachit42 Před 2 lety

    The thing that happened in this video at one point crying emoji

  • @g3ngar04
    @g3ngar04 Před 2 lety +1

    PPDAY!

  • @cokedaz
    @cokedaz Před 2 lety +2

    I live near by, I fucking love that shark, have done all my life. That thing needs to remain.

  • @gibospartan6185
    @gibospartan6185 Před 2 lety +1

    It’s funny that they know fish fertilise the eggs after they’re laid and assume that’s the same for snakes.
    Snake eggs have hard shells like chicken eggs. As such they can’t be fertilised after they’re laid, instead they need to be fertilised before the shell is formed.

  • @idiotstupid5904
    @idiotstupid5904 Před 2 lety

    in a welsh accent "thanks razer"

  • @111cvb111
    @111cvb111 Před 2 lety +4

    Shit i've already seen on e621 does in fact include sneks having two penises, amongst other cursed knowledge.

  • @jesselindsey9760
    @jesselindsey9760 Před rokem

    2:42 Could this be the legendary Magnus Tenman? With the strength of ten man?

  • @mrcj0489
    @mrcj0489 Před 2 lety

    I actual live by the shark stuck in the roof. If you want to find it just search : Oxford Headington shark

  • @DrParanoidAndroid
    @DrParanoidAndroid Před 2 lety

    Anyone else find the size and style of font used to display the headline like at 1:25 really difficult to read?

  • @Topless_monkey
    @Topless_monkey Před 2 lety

    I don't have decent enough WiFi to watch all of this but I lived in that house while at uni. It has a face.

  • @VanguardJester
    @VanguardJester Před 2 lety

    how many years has it been, since i've seen a video with both lewis and simon in it?

    • @maxwelljohnson6185
      @maxwelljohnson6185 Před 2 lety +2

      Oh boy arn't you in for a treat. Simon's Peculiar Portions (or Simons PP for short) has been a weekly staple for some time. 74 episodes of Lewis and Simon being crazys, with 23 of them being nice 30-50 minuet episodes. Ya got a lot to catch up on.

  • @h.p.lovefella2205
    @h.p.lovefella2205 Před 2 lety

    I would die for shyamalans take on terminator

  • @drummanicman
    @drummanicman Před 2 lety

    Why do I Know there was a cut about smashing the back doors in around 7:30.

  • @FriendlyKat
    @FriendlyKat Před 2 lety

    "How do you suck eggs?" - Lewis Brindley 2022.
    Asking the real questions, sir.
    13:10 Simons reaction to Lewis reminds me of the blinking man meme. LOL
    As a certified scuba diver:
    14:28 No, no, he's got a point.
    16:19 That needs to be one of Simons emotes. LMAOOOO SimonOOOO
    "I feel like I need to see what a snake penis looks like." - Simon Lane 2022.
    Man, we're on a roll today... Actual fun fact: Snakes do smell with their tongues.
    I like how they barely talked about the croc and went on a tangent about the Terminator, then proceeded to briefly talk about a dog and then focus on Italy. The tangents are strong today and I'm here for it! LOL
    Fantastic episode y'all!

  • @squaidinkarts
    @squaidinkarts Před 2 lety

    Simon's right, the area with the toilet in it is too small.

  • @ivanttosuckyourblood
    @ivanttosuckyourblood Před 2 lety

    Stephen Fry the Queen

  • @greyforge27
    @greyforge27 Před 2 lety +3

    Hey I used to live/go to school right by that shark

  • @MrSpannners
    @MrSpannners Před 2 lety

    Simon "Pretentious" Lane makes an appearance in this one.

  • @josephhemze
    @josephhemze Před 2 lety

    The queen shall bless this house 💩 💩 💩

  • @mm-bv4zw
    @mm-bv4zw Před 2 lety

    Just wait till you find out about horse beans 👍

  • @Americanbadashh
    @Americanbadashh Před 2 lety

    5:12 Like Marget Thatcher's grave

  • @saz1241
    @saz1241 Před 2 lety

    Guys, I feel personally victimised. My Google Pixel 6 XL is happily supporting my use of a T9 keyboard in its full glory.
    All you need is the Chinese Pinyin Google keyboard and it works a treat. So much quicker to type than with a qwerty on a phone. Imagine trying to type texts in your pencil case in lessons back in the 00s, T9 made that work

  • @thepepper191
    @thepepper191 Před 2 lety

    5:55 yo who took the picture?

  • @alecolson8360
    @alecolson8360 Před 2 lety +1

    They are so cute

  • @jessenotte
    @jessenotte Před 2 lety

    Shadow of israphel soon?

  • @divamon5602
    @divamon5602 Před 2 lety

    WOOOP!

  • @oliviagracekd
    @oliviagracekd Před 2 lety

    Pls do Minecraft lucky blocks again!

  • @MeriBadger
    @MeriBadger Před 2 lety +1

    25:56 💀

  • @olliepop369
    @olliepop369 Před 2 lety +3

    5:47 who made this, how was it made and most importantly, why was this made?

  • @epictom3423
    @epictom3423 Před 2 lety

    Epic

  • @MatthewGompertLordOfSealand

    I legit bought a phone because it had snake on it. played the crap out of it

  • @grumpy5203
    @grumpy5203 Před 2 lety

    new twitch emote?

  • @gg_sam7847
    @gg_sam7847 Před 2 lety

    I imagine the break up of the couple at the end will be very awkward

  • @shadowLurker4v
    @shadowLurker4v Před 2 lety

    The queen doesn't shit anywhere anymore, she is dead :V

  • @deathgod4722
    @deathgod4722 Před 2 lety +1

    I feel like they did the shark in roof thing already as well..

  • @klaxoncow
    @klaxoncow Před 2 lety

    I'm sure that Italian mountain is named "St. Dolmio". Named after the tomato sauce range.

  • @tyneadik7189
    @tyneadik7189 Před 2 lety +2

    I think the image at 5:47 might be treason

  • @mikewifak
    @mikewifak Před 2 lety

    Sorry, been away since like diggy diggy hole. Lewis looks like bad sensei from a cancelled Karate Kid sequel. Lewis looks exactly as he should. Carry on.

  • @ghoulash8650
    @ghoulash8650 Před 2 lety +1

    I can’t believe you guys have gray hair already 😭 you guys were my childhood

    • @davidmurray3542
      @davidmurray3542 Před 2 lety +1

      Simon is in his 40s and Lewis is in his 30s; they both look fine for their age tbh. Grey hair is genetic and can happen at any age.

    • @ghoulash8650
      @ghoulash8650 Před 2 lety

      @@davidmurray3542 true, but it’s just the general idea when you grew up knowing gray hair usually means they’re getting old. But they definitely look healthy and still the same regardless. Amazing human beings

  • @grandmatrain1352
    @grandmatrain1352 Před 2 lety

    32:25 Lewis dogpilled arc?

  • @MrThebarron007
    @MrThebarron007 Před 2 lety

    hi

  • @cotheturtle2748
    @cotheturtle2748 Před 2 lety

    Shar

  • @marliseweber1891
    @marliseweber1891 Před 2 lety

    🎅🤶

  • @Adam-ml9vg
    @Adam-ml9vg Před 2 lety +3

    what I've found watching these episodes is that Lewis is very much a yes man and during their improv will always say yes and work with what Simon gives out however in contrast Simon is very much a no man. This tends to throw Lewis off completely during their improv sessions and although it works sometimes, most of the time it just leaves dead air

    • @user-ju6ix1wd8j
      @user-ju6ix1wd8j Před 2 lety +1

      Yes and No man lore

    • @WildBluntHickok
      @WildBluntHickok Před 2 lety +1

      One of the earlier episodes Lewis says no to one of Simon's flights of fancy and Simon comments something like "C'mon Lewis, I know you've been to improv class too. It's not 'No', it's 'yes and'. Work with me here."
      Sounds like a damn good comedy rule to me.

  • @PotentiallyAndy
    @PotentiallyAndy Před 2 lety

    11 views then me

  • @tombeedall486
    @tombeedall486 Před 2 lety +1

    These episodes are getting shorter I swear and I don't like it