2-year-old orders 31 cheeseburgers - Peculiar Portions Podcast #56

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  • @GodzillaPlushie
    @GodzillaPlushie Před 2 lety +332

    Lewis just disliking things being made out of already completed things is a very Lewis thing. Next he'll be upset that not enough things are made of enough things.

    • @luciajonas7483
      @luciajonas7483 Před 2 lety +33

      I can sort of get behind what his original statement was meant to be. Where he hates already perfected items in a certain theme being broken apart or edited to be made into a new less well fitting item of the same theme by someone else who then claims credit for making something completely original and amazing.

    • @Darth_Baggins
      @Darth_Baggins Před 2 lety +9

      This makes me feel Lewis would hate the old “Putting Things On Top Of Other Things” club from Monty Python.

    • @MrKyuuren
      @MrKyuuren Před 2 lety +1

      He got that attitude from his nan

    • @SmokeyEdits
      @SmokeyEdits Před 2 lety +3

      @@luciajonas7483 this worldview quickly falls apart in light of anything outside of food

    • @wombataldebaran9686
      @wombataldebaran9686 Před 2 lety +1

      He just embraces his status as Old Cranky Man

  • @getefix3
    @getefix3 Před 2 lety +130

    Lewis' ancestor: I don't know why we're taking perfectly good wheat and turning it into bread - what's the word coming to?

  • @BrendanGeormer
    @BrendanGeormer Před 2 lety +185

    31 cheeseburgers is, indeed, a peculiar portion to order.

  • @waterinmyotter6245
    @waterinmyotter6245 Před 2 lety +33

    The fact that the insides of Kit Kats are made from other Kit Kats must send Lewis into a fit of rage.

  • @pokerfandk
    @pokerfandk Před 2 lety +174

    "The creamy acorn" what a nickname

    • @ComXDude
      @ComXDude Před 2 lety +9

      I'm going to start calling one of my friends that, and refuse to give them context.

    • @SevenHunnid
      @SevenHunnid Před 2 lety

      Yerrrr I’m just a 21 year old Mexican trying to get out the hood 💯 i smoke weed on my CZcams channel & i did a Mukbang inside Lowes🍔🥶

    • @dragonoutcast859
      @dragonoutcast859 Před 2 lety +14

      Been so long since I've heard Lewis laugh like that. Good to hear it again.

  • @MusingsofaMildManneredMan
    @MusingsofaMildManneredMan Před 2 lety +99

    I just love the fact the Simon can still crack Lewis up after all this time. That is true friendship there...

  • @Kyryyn_Lyyh
    @Kyryyn_Lyyh Před 2 lety +68

    Lewis’ suspicion is great. Always on the look out for bollocks

  • @desOOOm
    @desOOOm Před 2 lety +72

    19:50 for a never before heard Lewis Laugh. You’re welcome

    • @IfItsNotFun
      @IfItsNotFun Před 2 lety +16

      Man that must’ve really got him cuz i’ve never heard him sound like that. maybe he’s just getting older and the laugh’s changing

    • @desOOOm
      @desOOOm Před 2 lety +10

      @@IfItsNotFun joke so good his laugh evolved

    • @Direk091
      @Direk091 Před 2 lety +12

      The appropriate response to hearing about Simon's creamy acorn

    • @Ironwolf099
      @Ironwolf099 Před 2 lety +4

      Loved hearing that laugh

    • @spacemaria_
      @spacemaria_ Před 2 lety +10

      I had to rewind that part because I was laughing so hard

  • @praetor2997
    @praetor2997 Před 2 lety +31

    f for Lewis' nan. Love your nans, boys and girls. They get old faster than you realize.

  • @Dewi-H
    @Dewi-H Před 2 lety +12

    "I'm not the diggy hole man I'm the other one! You know, the 'scoop it up in your fucking hands' man!"

  • @NuclearSlayer52
    @NuclearSlayer52 Před 2 lety +14

    in relation to Lewis mentioning the idea that aliens could be furries, if youre someone who believes or considers the theory that aliens helped build the pyramids, Anubis is basically just a fursona

    • @ultimateninjaboi
      @ultimateninjaboi Před 2 lety

      I mean, when you're going with the logic of insane people, anything can be made to make sense. XP

  • @valennovus1632
    @valennovus1632 Před 2 lety +35

    i live for lewis and his wheezy laughs.

  • @morganmurphy7973
    @morganmurphy7973 Před 2 lety +17

    Recently I’ve been watching/listening to this on the train since I moved to the Japan. Trying to hold in laughter has been my new game and I almost always fail. These episodes actually make me laugh cry so much, the other passengers think I’m having a breakdown 😂 I’ll continue to play this game every time a new episode is released!

    • @dakotasir9849
      @dakotasir9849 Před 2 lety

      Interesting choice of game but whatever makes you happy lol

  • @uperscors
    @uperscors Před 2 lety +142

    Only Lewis Brindly could look at the whole of human existance and be like "Oh, well, It's all a bit shit isn't it? Could have all just been an email really..."

    • @doleph1
      @doleph1 Před 2 lety +10

      Leiws Br'ndly *

    • @uperscors
      @uperscors Před 2 lety +2

      @@doleph1 Oh that's where the apostrophy goes...

    • @knitterknerd
      @knitterknerd Před 2 lety +6

      This is clearly Lewis's article submission for Earth in the Hitchhiker's Guide.

  • @MrJamesbondo07
    @MrJamesbondo07 Před 2 lety +19

    The dog story reminds me of the time some drunk woman broke into our house in the night to hide from "bad people" and my dog who barks at everything didnt make a fuckin sound

  • @FriendlyKat
    @FriendlyKat Před 2 lety +3

    "They're perfectly good children." - Lewis Brindley 2022.
    10:24 Video from Simons Important Videos reference by Simon. lol
    16:37 Lewis asking a question that has already been answered is very Lewis.
    Creamy Acorn bit and Lewis Grandma bit were great!! LMAOOOO

  • @Kevmysta
    @Kevmysta Před 2 lety +18

    "The creamy acorn". That sent my fucking sides into orbit.

  • @FunLovingPotato
    @FunLovingPotato Před 2 lety +10

    Lewis blaming Tom for laughing at creamy acorn and setting him off, like Lewis started a media company because he didn't find Simon funny as hell.

  • @Alexander59059
    @Alexander59059 Před 2 lety +69

    Lewis is fully embracing becoming the conspiratorial old man.

    • @aBendorff
      @aBendorff Před 2 lety +8

      Yeah one day he's gonna be saying some truly insane conspiracy things like that gnomes are real.

    • @IndirectSoter
      @IndirectSoter Před 2 lety +2

      @@aBendorffMan after reading your comment,I can just picture him presenting us and Simon, with an article titled "Evidence of Giant Gnazi Gnomes in Antarctica!!1! Agartha Confirmed????"

  • @sambyers7653
    @sambyers7653 Před 2 lety +14

    "Do you know who I am?"
    "Why? Did you forget?"
    That's the version I remember (from Animaniacs I believe)

  • @ducttapeengineer
    @ducttapeengineer Před 2 lety +9

    Cheeseburgers from McDonald's in the US are $1.80 where I am. Ordering 31 of them through DoorDash with a 25% tip would cost me $77.64.

  • @Cob_Bizarre
    @Cob_Bizarre Před 2 lety +8

    Haven't laughed this much in a while, what a great episode! Love this show a lot, so lovely seeing you guys joke together often again

  • @BigSadClownBoi
    @BigSadClownBoi Před 2 lety +4

    33:45 Dear god there were like 5 moments like this one where I thought I was having a stroke while watching lol

  • @Zmaxter13
    @Zmaxter13 Před 2 lety +3

    12:25 killed me lmao Lewis' reaction and the cut-off holy shit

  • @Skyscraper125
    @Skyscraper125 Před 2 lety +10

    When you realize Jimmy Johnson is a reference to Jimmy Jon's.
    Native advertisement cannot be avoided.

  • @Archdeco
    @Archdeco Před 2 lety +20

    Simon just barely containing his hatred of furries

  • @ShadowGirl-
    @ShadowGirl- Před 2 lety +3

    The last part of this was one of the best ever! Hilarious!!

  • @Riku-Leela
    @Riku-Leela Před 2 lety +1

    "they could take a shit in your mouth is what im saying"
    What??!!? Hahahahahaha that literally killed me

  • @logansullins4545
    @logansullins4545 Před 2 lety +3

    Gotta love Simon referencing the M&M genitals video meme and Lewis having literally no idea 😅

  • @Balsiefen
    @Balsiefen Před 2 lety +3

    Given the outrageous things Lewis has said to strangers with very little prompting, that narrow boat guy apparently got very lucky.

  • @superblahblah666
    @superblahblah666 Před 2 lety +10

    I love watching these for the British perspective on different topics. Nothing wrong with 31 cheeseburgers here in America that kid is just ahead of the game!

  • @ryanyates6761
    @ryanyates6761 Před 2 lety +6

    that lewis laugh was so cute

  • @Thatgeekycanadian
    @Thatgeekycanadian Před 2 lety +4

    What temperature does Lewis think Vancouver has 😂😂

  • @jesselindsey9760
    @jesselindsey9760 Před rokem

    19:55 I love how you (I think) can hear people off camera laughing at that.

  • @krablord
    @krablord Před 2 lety +38

    I didn't expect the 2 year old ordering 31 cheeseburgers to be the Pride Month related story, but I'm down fori t

  • @Alexander59059
    @Alexander59059 Před 2 lety +7

    This just a documentary of two men becoming senile at this point

  • @SarahWeisters
    @SarahWeisters Před 2 lety +22

    That opening was ... an experience XD

    • @Tachii31
      @Tachii31 Před 2 lety +2

      Quite peculiar, one might say.

  • @gazeros69
    @gazeros69 Před 2 lety

    Whatever created Lewis’ especially jolly mood today, I’m loving it!

  • @clint7247
    @clint7247 Před 2 lety +3

    I'd like to think that Huw Davies was reincarnated as his favorite animal, the seagull.

  • @115UndeadAnarchy115
    @115UndeadAnarchy115 Před rokem

    Simon flatly asking Sid? Before the instant cut to the next portion slayed me, my god

  • @CrymsonNite
    @CrymsonNite Před 2 lety +2

    I did some estimation, and if that's mcdonalds, and through doordash, those would have to be the regular cheese burgers for like $1.70 in store, that accounts for like 50 cents charge for doordash plus 25% tip

  • @Maedelrosen
    @Maedelrosen Před 2 lety +1

    Dr. Br'ndly, graduated a liberal arts degree and online ugandan history courses, somehow was hired as a primary physician.

  • @dougpowers
    @dougpowers Před 2 lety +2

    Paging Dr. Br'ndly! Dr Br'ndly to the ER, please!

  • @judechauhan6715
    @judechauhan6715 Před 2 lety +1

    4:17 me when my brother took my brand new lego star wars the clone wars AT-TE and made it into something with his imagination.

  • @Willettes1
    @Willettes1 Před 2 lety +1

    My son ordered 31 burgers... let me go call the news so they can write an article

  • @Yuliviee
    @Yuliviee Před 2 lety

    i love when simon yells: LEWIS!!!!

  • @commanderbacara225
    @commanderbacara225 Před rokem

    It's videos like this that always reminded me that Simon actually studied Astrophysics in University.

  • @hughjaneous4209
    @hughjaneous4209 Před 2 lety +6

    what if the mum ordered the 31 cheese burgers and pinned it on their kid instead to get the money back?

  • @KuueenKumi
    @KuueenKumi Před 2 lety

    Highlight of my week, this came at a much needed time. 🙃

  • @robsoncrawford7449
    @robsoncrawford7449 Před 2 lety

    Wow I’m sat buckled I haven’t watched a video by you guys in years started at shadow and ended at that cookie factory man I missed yous ahahaha going through the rest of this series now😂

  • @RCGamex
    @RCGamex Před 2 lety +1

    Clearly Lewis hasn’t seen Simon’s Important videos 🤣

  • @Lynxifer
    @Lynxifer Před 2 lety +5

    F in the chat

  • @bigfoot9405
    @bigfoot9405 Před 2 lety

    creamy acorn and the laugh it followed will be legend and we'll look at this moment and thank the gods we were here

  • @penny3577
    @penny3577 Před 2 lety

    That's a good idea for a skit. A kid in a yellow rain jacket is throwing a paper plane, when it flies into a McDonald's drive-thru window. He walks up to the window, and a creepy Ronald McDonald pops up. "Hiya Georgie"

  • @evilemuempire9550
    @evilemuempire9550 Před 2 lety

    Just have to say as a Canadian who lives far more North than the balmy Vancouver, people do leave their back doors open at night, but only in summer

  • @jamespatric5276
    @jamespatric5276 Před 2 lety +1

    They removed the plaque!

  • @AschenDog
    @AschenDog Před 2 lety

    10:09 GIVE THE CLOWN BACK

  • @Jason0binladen
    @Jason0binladen Před 2 lety +2

    I think Simon's thinking of epic meal time those were the days

  • @arkekklesia
    @arkekklesia Před 2 lety +5

    "when's Episode 43 coming out?!"
    *starts crying*

  • @crashawashere
    @crashawashere Před 2 lety +2

    F for Respects to lewis' nan

  • @pachi9065
    @pachi9065 Před rokem

    this is my first time watching one of these, i was missing out lmao

  • @largeandincharge5550
    @largeandincharge5550 Před 2 lety +2

    Im watching this on my break from mcdonalds bruh
    I can never escape ronald

  • @Nygge1982
    @Nygge1982 Před 2 lety +1

    baby buying burgers on credit now.

  • @systemsmoke
    @systemsmoke Před 2 lety

    That Syd Barrett comment, I liked that, shine on you crazy diamond finder!

  • @Naaronn
    @Naaronn Před 2 lety +2

    F for Lewis' nan, she wasn't partial to immigrants.

  • @Nygge1982
    @Nygge1982 Před 2 lety

    the dog that didn't bark. Only the Bristol Pusher have pulled that trick off.

  • @adam1442
    @adam1442 Před 2 lety

    The overhead lighting makes it look like Lewis headbutted a pottery wheel XD

  • @ultimateninjaboi
    @ultimateninjaboi Před 2 lety

    Br'ndly is gonna be my next D&D character name

  • @Scio_
    @Scio_ Před 2 lety

    Peculiar Porkin has a nice ring to it

  • @crazysupernovagaming3638

    Yes Simon, Sid was totally a character from Final Fantasy 7, and not someone from the game that came after, #8. (I'm just kidding around, I don't blame Simon for not being a Final Fantasy nerd. It's not for everyone!)

  • @Ampevedyc91
    @Ampevedyc91 Před 2 lety

    F In memory of Lewis's man Nan. We all loved her many times

  • @rich_in_paradise
    @rich_in_paradise Před 2 lety +1

    Lewis was so suspicious of the burger story, but didn't twig that the bench plaque was obviously just a prank. There's no Huw Davies (well there are, I'm sure they chose that name just because it's very common).

    • @drummanicman
      @drummanicman Před 2 lety

      Its a story from the Mirror, its kinda a given its made up.

  • @josephdrollette8573
    @josephdrollette8573 Před 2 lety

    First off that's mayor mccheese
    Secondly we already have breakfast burgers over here in good ole America. We put a Sunnyside egg on them

  • @KuueenKumi
    @KuueenKumi Před 2 lety +1

    Damn, could have used some of good old Steve's captioning of Insane Lewis here. Miss that dude

  • @JamieAubrey
    @JamieAubrey Před 2 lety +1

    So that's why my mouth smells like shit every morning, those bastard gnomes

  • @TarisRedwing
    @TarisRedwing Před 2 lety

    Is that Frostmourne with a bent handle I see there lol

  • @chairya2
    @chairya2 Před 2 lety +1

    Lewis be looking a lot younger again with this haircut.

  • @gagaface26
    @gagaface26 Před 2 lety

    LEW LEW GOT A HAIRCUT PRAISE GOD

  • @JamieAubrey
    @JamieAubrey Před 2 lety

    3:15 Yeah old school Epic Meal Time

  • @tidmouthmilk12
    @tidmouthmilk12 Před 2 lety +2

    This is likely going to be completely irrelevant for future reference, and the odds of Simon seeing this are practically nil anyway but, it's pronounced: *Aber-ist-too-ith*

  • @tobbi11
    @tobbi11 Před 2 lety

    Jesus, Simon dropping the word "huldufólk" like it's a normal word to know

  • @ioantudorcopaceanu5382

    yes

  • @BertJonesSon
    @BertJonesSon Před 2 lety

    u guys da best

  • @Terinije
    @Terinije Před 2 lety +12

    Why does Lewis think being able to accidentally order a load of unwanted food is the type of advert that companies would want?

    • @hecticscone
      @hecticscone Před 2 lety

      because lewis no brain good

    • @leetri
      @leetri Před 2 lety +3

      "Our order app is so good and easy to use even a toddler can figure it out!"

    • @cameronwilsey9334
      @cameronwilsey9334 Před 2 lety +13

      It gets people talking and cements it into your mind. The story wasn't really negative so it wouldn't have a bad lasting impact

    • @ryanyates6761
      @ryanyates6761 Před 2 lety +4

      what about that *isnt* what companies want??

  • @jonboybillbob5056
    @jonboybillbob5056 Před 2 lety +2

    F for lewis's nan

  • @AcceptTheNull
    @AcceptTheNull Před 2 lety

    Oh thank the maker, when there was no new Scrub Dota I was worried. Whew.

  • @obsupload4165
    @obsupload4165 Před 2 lety

    i like how this video has 0 dislikes

  • @Kyryyn_Lyyh
    @Kyryyn_Lyyh Před 2 lety

    Seagulls are great.

  • @JustPlainRob
    @JustPlainRob Před 2 lety +2

    Me: "Oh, 31 cheeseburgers isn't that bad, maybe $60... it's not expensive like a scammy mobile game."
    Simon: "Doordash..."
    Me: "Well then it was probably $300 and they missed their car payment and got evicted."

  • @chonkychungus
    @chonkychungus Před 2 lety

    Lewis got a haircut, looks much better

  • @master12726
    @master12726 Před 2 lety

    Lewis is a very unique vegan if he is upset about making things out of other things.

  • @brandonwright406
    @brandonwright406 Před 2 lety

    Someone needs to find the video of the guy making a complete hot dog with bun and throws the whole thing into a Mortar and pestle, rolls it into hot dog shape and makes an entirely new hotdog with his hot dog and show it to Lewis. 10 seconds wasn't enough for me to find it :/

  • @Dimo-lt4tw
    @Dimo-lt4tw Před 2 lety +1

    Pototo Brindley < Mr. Popcorn

  • @tallish_human
    @tallish_human Před 2 lety +1

    Ok so we actually got one of our dogs because she wondered in one night when my dad got home

    • @litapd311
      @litapd311 Před 2 lety

      *wandered
      aww that's adorable! she chose you!

  • @Terrakinetic
    @Terrakinetic Před 2 lety +1

    6:38 I hate that. Any good burger costs an arm and a leg these days.

    • @kitsunekaze93
      @kitsunekaze93 Před 2 lety

      about €1.6 per cheeseburger here in sweden, if you want a meal its around €7,7 ( the meal one is bigger though )

    • @jaymerkin
      @jaymerkin Před 2 lety

      @@kitsunekaze93 The burger that comes with the meal is larger than the one you purchase separately? that's very interesting! where is that from, McDonalds?

  • @ghazzz
    @ghazzz Před 2 lety

    On the off chance that Simon catches this. The earth-moon system is better defined as a binary planet than a planet with a satellite.

  • @mattymerr701
    @mattymerr701 Před 2 lety

    Thought I was having a stroke at the start

  • @systemsmoke
    @systemsmoke Před 2 lety

    I just bought a creamy acorn... I want to return it.

  • @MrDelferi123
    @MrDelferi123 Před 2 lety +1

    F for Lewis' nan, who wasn't partial to immigrants.

  • @barlezebulb4845
    @barlezebulb4845 Před 2 lety +4

    F